Cats are the essence of the Internet. With way over 2 million videos dedicated to them on YouTube, a close-to-uncountable number of photos, and pages upon pages devoted to Their Majesties, the virtual community is bedeviled by cats. And we are no exception! We love to talk about funny cats, express our adoration for cute kittens, and playfully scold our furry friends for their mischievous acts. Without the aforementioned shenanigans, though, felines would definitely lose half their charm. It’s the unexpected cuteness and cleverness that’s so addictive about these adorable tiny tigers. So, as you can already see, cats are a never-ending topic, playing on the heartstrings of every generation.
Although we have done our fair share of cat posts, we’ve never done one dedicated to cat puns - an oversight we’re about to fix! It’s a gleeful list full of the very best jokes; some of these puns are so paw-some, you’ll even want to share them with your cat. We already did, and they earnestly enjoyed it. An expression of gratitude marked by bitten ankles, scratched faces, and precisely one and a half vomit furballs on the floor. A great success in entertainment!
But, without any further blabbering, we present you a list of the very best puns dedicated to our fuzzy overlords. By scrolling down below, you are submitting yourself to a myriad of clever puns, some charmingly lame jokes, and a smidgen of thoroughly curious wordplay. And they’re all about cats! So, flex your finger, do some cheek stretching in preparation to giggle, and tell us which of these funny puns you’ve enjoyed the most. Also, don’t forget to make your feline-loving friend’s day so much better by sharing this article with them!
Someone needs a catitude adjustment.
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You’ve got to be kitten me.
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A cat’s most important trait is their purrsonality.
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How are we doing with these cat puns? So fur so good!
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Why was the cat sitting on the computer? He was keeping an eye on the mouse!
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What kind of sports car does a cat drive? A Furrari!
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Purr-haps we can cuddle later.
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My cat was found in pawsession of catnip.
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I love you, meow and furever.
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A cat is making a declaration of love to his beloved. “I’d die for you!” he tells her. She looks back at him skeptically and replies, “Oh yeah? How many...".
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar? A sourpuss!
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How is your cat today? She's feline fine!
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What do you think of all of these talking cats? It's pretty impawsible!
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Whenever I go to my room the cats go befur me.
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To me, you are purr-fect.
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I think we should get meow-rried someday.
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Look at that meowntain.
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Look, all the kittens together form a purr-amid!
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What did the cat say before he went skydiving? It's meow or never!
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What do cats wear to sleep? Pawjamas!
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What was that cat's favorite book? The Great Catsby!
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My favorite color is purr-ple.
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This is a-paw-ling (appalling!).
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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim? An octo-puss.
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What do you call a cat sleeping in your shoe? Puss in boots.
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What do you call a cat that gets everything it wants? Purrsuasive!
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What did the cat say to the man on the street? Do I know you? You look pawfully furmiliar!
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What did the cat say when he passed another cat? Pawden me, I've got to get by.
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What did the adult cat say to the kitten? You're infurior to me.
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What's a cat's most important trait? It's purrsonality!
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Don’t fur-get to buy more catnip.
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Better call in claw-enforcement.
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It was a cat-astrophe when all of the cat treats were finished.
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Once the cat saw the dog it was clear he was much more cathletic than we first thought.
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It’s dinner time’ I whispurr to kitty.
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What’s a cats favourite subject? Hiss tory!
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Purr-haps you need more time.
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I’ve got the paw-er! (power)
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My cat is my best fur-end.
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This is such a meow-gical moment.
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I live for this mew-ment.
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You an an incredible cat-lete.
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What did the cat say when he went bankrupt? I feel so paw!
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Why are you so upset that I shed on the couch? It's called fur-niture!
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What's a tomcat's ultimate romantic goal? To find a nice girl cat and whisker away.
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What did the cat say when his friend asked if he was lying? I'm not kitten you.
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Do you think your cat would enjoy these cat puns? Purrhaps!
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What's a cat's favorite thing to draw? A self pawtrait!
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I’m just kitten around.
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My cat is totally litter-ate.
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They are taking meowt for lunch on Caturday.
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The two cats are furmiliar with each other.
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The child was hiss-terical when the cats left to go outside.
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Kitty tailerates the dogs.
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Look at these purr-ty kittens.
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What did the cat say when it was confused? I’m Purr-plexed!
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Today would’ve been clawful without you!
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Tabby or not tabby? That is the question.
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Wanna hear a bad cat joke? Just kitten!
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What’s every cat’s favorite color? Purrrrrrple!
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What's a cat's favorite Shakespeare play? Romeow and Mew-liet.
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Oscars new collar is so purr-ty.
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What did the cat say when he found out he was bankrupt? I feel so paw!
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What did the cat say when he saw you approach? You look pawfully familiar!
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What did one cat say to another? Have you heard the mews today?
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I think you’re purretty!
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I’ve craving a purr-ito.
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My favorite drink? Purr-secco.
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You’ve got purr-sonality.
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We’re moving too fast, we need to put things on paws (pause).
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You can do it, climb that meow-tain.
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My cat loves “The Sound of Mew-sic”.
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Don’t want to work, just want to play with cats, I’m pro-cat-stinating.
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Do you believe in furry tails (fairy tales)?
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What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influencer? Glamourpuss.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left? None, because they were all a bunch of copycats.
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What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show? A cat-has-trophy.
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What do you call a sad cat that's in a hurry? A Russian Blue.
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Did you hear about the woman who refused to get her female cat spayed? She was arrested for littering.
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What do you call it when a swarm of cats slows down your airplane? Purr-bulence.
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What did the cat do after her home was broken into? She called claw enforcement.
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Is he catatonic? No, just taking a cat nap.
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How would you describe most puns? Seriously clawful.
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What word do millennial cats overuse? Litter-ally.
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There were four cats on a windowsill and one jumped into the yard. How many were left? None, they were all a bunch of copycats!
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What did that cat say when she didn't want to commit to a date? It's a pawsibility that I'll go.
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How did the lazy cat do on his school project? He did the bare mewnimum!
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What do you call a cat and dog who love each other? Best furends!
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What was the cat's favorite subject in school? Hissstory!
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What did the cat say when he proposed to his girlfriend? Let's spend furrever together!
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What did the cat say when he heard a pun? That was hissterical!
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You’re a fur-midable opponent.
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He’ll go down in hiss-tory.
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I’ll love my cat fur-ever.
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I’ve got my thinking cat on.
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All kitten aside, cats are the best pets.
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How clawsome is this new cat bed?!
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What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowntain.
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I’ve only had 12 hours sleep today, I’m exhausted fur-real!
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Purrlease stop with the puns.
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That is pawfully kind of you.
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There’s no doubt that cats think humans are infurior.
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Unfurtunately there is no cat food left.
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We can’t hear you if you whispurr!
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Look at the purr-suasive look in her eyes.
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Can I purr-haps cuddle your cat?
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Grumpy cat has a curious purrsonality.
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What do you call it when a cat paints itself? A self pawtrait.
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What’s a cats favourite kind of show? A Meowsical.
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What did the cat say when he lost all his money? I’m paw!
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What did the senior cat say to the kitten when she saw him slouching? You need to pay more attention to your pawsture.
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It would be a cat-astrophe if you don’t date me.
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Stop leering at me, purr-vert.
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Living in a gangsta’s purr-adise.
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Paw-don (pardon) me if I’m being rude.
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I’m so paw-ssionate about cats!
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Please be paw-lite and use your meow-ners.
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Love long and paws-prer.
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I’m so fur-tunate to have you in my life.
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This place seems so fur-miliar.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas? Santa Claws!
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Why don't cats mind when someone copies them? Because imitation is the sincerest form of cattery.
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You're not feline well? Do you need a purramedic?
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Live long and pawspurr.
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What did the cat say when her friend wouldn't believe her? Listen, I'm fur real!
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What was the cat's favorite class in college? Mewsic theory!
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What do you call a cat that gets caught by the police? The purrpatrator!
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Why was the cat nervous to debate? He had a furmidable opponent!
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How were these puns? Some might say they were appawling, but we thought they were pawsitively purrfect!
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Dogs are in-furior to cats.
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Can I paw-lease have that?
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My cat is super cathletic.
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Sometimes you just have to take paws and enjoy the puns.
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He packed his pawsessions into his travel crate ready for our trip.
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Paw-lease top up the cat food bowl.
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We have pawsitive proof that your cat is having kittens.
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Napping is the thing I love meowst.
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She behaved pawfully when the groomer visited.
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A cat in a cardboard box is a furmiliar sight.
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If I’d known befur I would’ve brought her.
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Never efur steal my catnip again.
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Did your cat ignore the cat scratching post and scratch the sofa instead? Purr-haps.
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What did the cat say when the mouse got away? You’ve got to be kitten me!
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I feline-ing (be lying) if I said I didn’t love you.
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Let’s get meow-ied (married).
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You are claw-fully cute.
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The cat got so distressed it went into hiss-terics.
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What does the narcissistic cat say as she looks in the mirror? I am pawsitively gorgeous.
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Why don’t cats like shopping online? They prefer a cat-alogues.
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Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kit!
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Which two sodas does a cat like best? Dr. Peppurr and Meowntain Mew.
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What's a British cat's favorite fantasy book? Hairy Pawter and the Philoso-purr's Stone.
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What do you call a kitten that cuts her hair really short? A bob cat!
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Cat's favorite literature characters: Holden Clawfield Jay Catsby Catticus Finch.
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What do cats do after having an argument? Hiss and make up.
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No wonder he has such cattitude.
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Never, efur do that again.
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I will never fur-get you.
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