The next step to teach him how to order take out from Alexa.

Loaf and smol loaf

how dare mew!

Oh, how adorable!

What did that vet just say? Nope I ain't gonna move, I'm sittin on 'em and keepin 'em!

How DARE You?

After 40 can be .................Cute?

Keep moving, nothing here to see

Good plans, I approve!

Accurate. My partner keeps saying we need a bigger bed. Our pets (small dog and cat) sprawl out and take at least half the bed themselves. We just need to retake square footage from the floofs.

the only reasonable solution

A catermelon

Well! I have seen some furry toilet seat covers but this is just marvelous!

I love the cat ears!!

Neighbor: "Okay, I was tolerant with the drums, but why does it sound like you've got a tonedeaf cat providing your voca--oh. I see. Sorry for interrupting you during practice. Carry on, then!"

Are you addressing me?

Bloody Hell, I don't need to be rescued!

I have arrived I am the chosen one - just call me stretch!

How to train your dragon .. to say no to temptation.

Please not a step closer - remove your shoes before entering please!

Filthy hobbitses

Remember hooman you do have to go to work - well back to sleep!

"And what I said was, 'I puked all over the back seat. When are you going to clean it up?'"

Hmmm...one good swat and that lemon takes flight...

that washcloth is now in the dark side, forget it

I love that there was already a "catoncampus" account so they had to make "catoncampus1"

Top pic: My cat when I'm begging them to please let me sit down... BOttom pic: My cat when a treat bag is opened by a neighbor three houses down the road....

Too much catnip last night.

They should put this poor guy on a diet.

My cat used to yank shower hose in hopes something will come out, so I would usually turn a little bit water to drip for her. I miss her.

I shall kick the living s**t out of this ball just because I want to!

He's just trying to feed you!

Not kissing her on the forehead so she doesn't bite my nose in retaliation.

Slip, stumble and fall, told you human 4 legs am better than 2!

Isn't it because their whiskers are delicate and they don't want them to touch the bowl?

Cat is OFF somewhere!

If you don't put me down this instant I will scrat - oh hello Officer!

It was an accident Honest?

🎶Home, home on the range...🎶

Not one little piece she would not give me. I shall obstruct her ascent to the upper level - so there!

I do the same! She falls for it every time! heheheh

Love the picture ***I interrupt this comment for a brief public service announcement (I am guessing the string piece is meant to be a lasso, but please remove all string from the cats reach. I worked in a veterinary hospital for a bit and swallowing string can cause serious internal issues which can lead to death or expensive surgery). Ok, back to the regularly scheduled program.

Meowdy, so adorably adorable.

Meowdy!

Meowdy pardner

People, I do believe that the string is attached to the hat........to keep it on the head!!

Meowdy

Meowdy, floofer!!

Meowdy kitty!

Meowdy.

meowdy to you!

meowdy paw-dner

Meowdy 🥶

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Meowdy