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What Your Shoes Really Say About You According To This Shoe Salesman Who Got Bored At Work
Christian Louboutin once remarked that "strangely enough, I think that shoe designs are a communication tool between people." Though some of us don't think twice about what we throw on our feet every day, it might be telling stories about us that only others can see. One retail employee, who goes by the username Ghostify on Imgur, was recently bored at work and decided to draft up a handy guide on what 20 different types of shoes say about those who wear them - and the funny descriptions turned out to be more hilarious than anyone could have prepared for. If you're also bored at work right now, these cool photos and funny texts accompanying them might get you through the rest of your long, tedious day. Scroll down to enjoy the life and times of everyone's favorite footwear, and let us know if any of these profiles match you and your shoes!
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Omg, that last sentence is hilarious if you think about her character!
But the golden retriever IS family. All dogs are family to their people. ❤❤❤
My husband wears a black version of these.; looks like I'll have to keep the ice cream hidden when we become grandparents. He does like a good dad-joke though.
Even though I know a person who was grandma at 33*, that's waaaaay to young... *both she and her daughter delivered their first borns before seventeen...
The age is possible. I knew a girl at school a few years back who's mom was 39 at the time and who had her first child at 13 and second at 17. They were both adults and in the military at this time. I think the age 37 might have been chosen on purpose to indicate she was a young mom. On the other hand it could also have just been an oversight.
Nah these would be for a college sophomore who wears a just-rolled-out-of-bed outfit to class paired with perfect hair and a full face of makeup.
i see this and think "chonkla" and picture a older skinny Hispanic lady threatening to smack her son with it.
Hell no. The Kardashians wear those. I would wear those and I'd rather be stung by a bee than spend more than 25 minutes around a child.
Poor woman, married at 8 yo? No wonder she hates the (possible) pedophile...
I'm torn between finding this amusing and being annoyed by what's basically just glorified stereotyping based on shoes. Or maybe it's just to early and I need to look at it again when I'm better caffeinated.
His next move? Comparing his own descriptions to the clients who buy the shoes in order to see if they were accurate. ;)
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I'm looking for info on Jewel's masterclass on how to get the kids to move out before they've graduated high school....
Jewel is pretty young for all of her kids to be moved out by 37 especially in this economy
Jewel is pretty young for all her kids to have moved by 37, especially in this economy
Some of these are very funny and I think (stereotypically) accurate. Others I felt like 'has he actually seen this shoe on someone?' Because the discription was so far off what seems to be the stereotype I see in said shoes.
I'm torn between finding this amusing and being annoyed by what's basically just glorified stereotyping based on shoes. Or maybe it's just to early and I need to look at it again when I'm better caffeinated.
His next move? Comparing his own descriptions to the clients who buy the shoes in order to see if they were accurate. ;)
You have succesfully escaped the Matrix. You must go on a quest and free the rest of captive humanity.
Load More Replies... I'm looking for info on Jewel's masterclass on how to get the kids to move out before they've graduated high school....
Jewel is pretty young for all of her kids to be moved out by 37 especially in this economy
Jewel is pretty young for all her kids to have moved by 37, especially in this economy
Some of these are very funny and I think (stereotypically) accurate. Others I felt like 'has he actually seen this shoe on someone?' Because the discription was so far off what seems to be the stereotype I see in said shoes.
