Christian Louboutin once remarked that "strangely enough, I think that shoes are a communication tool between people." Though some of us don't think twice about what we throw on our feet every day, it might be telling stories about us that only others can see. One retail employee, who goes by the username Ghostify on Imgur, was recently bored at work and decided to draft up a handy guide on what 20 different types of shoes say about those who wear them - and the result turned out to be more hilarious than anyone could have prepared for. If you're also bored at work right now, this just might get you through the rest of your long, tedious day. Scroll down to enjoy the life and times of everyone's favourite footwear, and let us know if any of these profiles match you and your shoes!

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Louiiiise 1 year ago

I'm dying! My favourite

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

I know a simeon this is accurate

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Zori the degu 1 year ago

Omg, that last sentence is hilarious if you think about her character!

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dreamworld 1 year ago

But the golden retriever IS family. All dogs are family to their people. ❤❤❤

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1 year ago

and have a small dog call Bubbles, yoga on Fridays

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Sarah Lennie 1 year ago

My husband wears a black version of these.; looks like I'll have to keep the ice cream hidden when we become grandparents. He does like a good dad-joke though.

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1 year ago

omg i see her

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Yezid Puerto 1 year ago

excuse me, what is DDR?

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Lara B. 1 year ago

This guy is so creative :D I can imagine Lauren SO well!

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1 year ago

and makes good chocolate chip cookies :P

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