Christian Louboutin once remarked that "strangely enough, I think that shoes are a communication tool between people." Though some of us don't think twice about what we throw on our feet every day, it might be telling stories about us that only others can see. One retail employee, who goes by the username Ghostify on Imgur, was recently bored at work and decided to draft up a handy guide on what 20 different types of shoes say about those who wear them - and the result turned out to be more hilarious than anyone could have prepared for. If you're also bored at work right now, this just might get you through the rest of your long, tedious day. Scroll down to enjoy the life and times of everyone's favourite footwear, and let us know if any of these profiles match you and your shoes!

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Nancy E
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3 years ago

Ah, I could have done without your last sentiment ...........

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#2

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Etienne Pisano
Community Member
3 years ago

I love that shoes!! Has more sex than me!!!| :-)

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Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

Nah !

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Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

I can easily picture this one !

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#5

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Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

Could be true...............

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Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

Big fisherwoman here..... not the kind of shoes our husbands would wear

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#7

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Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

She's probably has a plant or two tucked among her flowers. The drug helicopter circles my house every year .

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#8

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Corinne Wiedemann
Community Member
3 years ago

Sounds like my cousin :D

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#9

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

This guy is so creative :D I can imagine Lauren SO well!

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#10

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Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

Plus. she likes her feet to feel comfy !

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Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

I think I might've met this guy before...

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#12

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Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

Those heels could cause a lot of pain

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#13

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Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

Could be right !

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#14

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Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

Do guys wear Crocs ?

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#15

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Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

Young mother

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S Missions
Community Member
3 years ago

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These are more dominatrix heels than that other one :)

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Community Member
3 years ago

feels like that popular friends everyone got

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Hmm... Patricia has a sad life :(

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't like Brad!

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S Missions
Community Member
3 years ago

Not a chance.. young preteen, female. Tomboyish.

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