50 Unexplainable Posts From The “Bizarre Content” Twitter Page That Are Guaranteed To Baffle You
If you’re tired of seeing the same, boring photos every time you scroll through social media, we’ve got something new and refreshing on the menu today. May we interest you in trying a strange palate cleanser that's sure to perplex your senses?
Below, you'll find some of our favorite pics from the Bizarre Content Twitter account that might have you scratching your head, as well as an interview with the host of Bizarre Podcast, David McDonell. Don’t ask for context or an explanation for these photos, just allow them to speak for themselves. (They’re each worth at least a thousand words, right?) Enjoy viewing these pictures that will hopefully satiate your appetite for absurdity, and be sure to upvote the ones that you find particularly odd.
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Maybe if I show this to my kids I won’t have to watch Peppa Pig anymore because they’ll think it’s over.
Once upon a time we all grew up with farm animals in story books, and we were taught the link between farming and meat. This didn't "destroy our faith" or stop us from loving the characters, it just grounded us in a reality.
Load More Replies...As a farm kid, who knew exactly where meat came from, this is truly an education for the other kids, including some adults, that meat doesn't come from the grocers.
I attempted this but ended up with a full belly and missing half of the pieces. Oh well - it's still the only puzzle I've ever enjoyed
The Bizarre Content Twitter account has only been around since December, 2022, but it’s already making waves on the internet thanks to its strange nature. The page has amassed over 38k followers in only 4 months, and it has managed to find weirder and more confusing content every day. From creative photoshops to the most bizarre real-life moments that happened to be caught on camera, this page has it all. And we just can’t help but be fascinated by and drawn towards these oddities.
What you consider to be bizarre is subjective to a certain degree. Certain behaviors, clothing choices, meals, and more might be extremely odd to you but perfectly normal to someone living on the other side of the globe. But when we do consider something strange, we tend to be curious about why or how someone could possibly do that. The behavior does not align with what we know to be “normal” and acceptable, so we just want to know more. And that’s why, although you may feel a range of emotions from disgust to intrigue when looking at these pics, you will probably also want to just keep scrolling through.
Oh I took it as she was being sarcastic because of his one word unimaginative answers.
Honestly, sounds like something I would say as a joke.
Load More Replies...To learn more about this topic, we reached out to an expert on all things odd, the host of Bizarre Podcast, David McDonell. David was kind enough to have a chat with us about what inspired him to start the Bizarre Podcast in the first place. “I started listening to podcasts about 20 years ago, and I became a real big fan,” he told Bored Panda. “I always had the urge to do my own podcast but never thought I had what it took to sit in front of my phone and just talk.”
“So for years, I just listened to other people's podcasts and admired them,” David went on to explain. “I liked listening to a lot of mysterious stories and stories about hauntings and bizarre things that have happened in history, but it was actually a podcast called Fatman on Batman (because I'm also a Batman fan) that got me thinking that I could actually start my own.”
Hippos are murder machines but those neck rolls are so endearing.... neck-rolls...b9cb8c.jpg
Just in case you don't know the Cincinnati Zoo (Ohio, USA) has a YouTube channel. One of there stars is a hippo named Fiona who was born premature a few years ago. She's all grown up now and has a baby brother. Super cute and fun to watch.
*stands on her back legs, reaches up with her right forepaw and pulls* Oops, how'd those figurines get on the floor? *looks innocent as only a cat can*
Load More Replies...I grow tomatoes as a hobby. Here is some interesting info on tomato deformities… “Have you ever seen a tomato with a ‘nose’ on it? Such weirdly shaped tomatoes may have what looks like horns as well. What causes tomato noses? Well, it’s a physiological/genetic disorder that occurs in about 1 out of every 1,000 plants…. “Basically, the problem arises when the fruit is still microscopic. A few cells divide incorrectly and make an extra fruit locule. When you slice into a tomato, they have four or six obvious segments, which are called locules. As the tomato grows, the genetic mutation that occurred when it was microscopic grows with the fruit until eventually, you see a mature tomato with a ‘nose’ or horns.” Read more at Gardening Know How: Tomato Fruit Problems – Reasons For Weird Shaped Tomatoes https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/edible/vegetables/tomato/weird-shaped-tomatoes.htm
Mother Nature's Child: Mommy! Look what I made! It's a ducky!
“The host of [Fatman on Batman] is Kevin Smith, and every now and again he would say to his audience, ‘Anybody can make a podcast if you've got a voice and you've got something to say,’” David added.
“I decided on bizarre, strange, mysterious tales because I always had an interest in them,” the host continued. “As a child I was never really into sports, so instead you would generally find me around the library or in book shops looking for books on hauntings, mysteries and dark stories.”
And when it comes to why people are so drawn to strange and weird content like this, David says, “It's because everyone holds a fascination for the mysterious and unexplained. And even if you can't prove if something mysterious and strange was real, whether that be the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, aliens or ghosts, you always find yourself searching for more stories and asking yourself that one question: what if?”
No-one said they're eating though. 🤔 The caption actually says they're mourning. But tbf I didn't notice it at first either.
Load More Replies...Whenever I find kiwi flavoured ice cream, I always ask if it's from the fruit or the bird... I have yet to find an ice cream vendor with a sense of humour it seems
I'd ask if you would like Nutcrackers as a topping for extra 0.50 cents.
Load More Replies...What you call Chinese Gooseberries the rest of the wold calls Kiwi fruit
Load More Replies...“When I first started out, I had a lot of bizarre stories I was itching to tell, stories that I have known the majority of my life, and a few new ones that I've heard of recently,” David went on to share. “I had many interesting stories in my mind, ready-to-go stories that I'd heard of when I was a child for example. I used to watch this paranormal TV show which was on just before I went to bed, and one night they did an episode on the Enfield poltergeist. This was actually made into a movie a couple of years back (The Conjuring 2).”
“Ever since I was a kid, I was absolutely fascinated and terrified by that story, so that was a no-brainer for me, to do an episode on that,” David told Bored Panda. “Then I always wanted to retell the Travis Walton UFO experience, which is also a film, Fire in the Sky.” David noted that the film is not particularly accurate to the real-life events, but he always enjoyed watching it as a kid.
“I've done stories on terrible serial killers such as Albert Fish and HH Holmes, which I'm very proud of, and sometimes I cover stories that my listeners request.”
My brain missed the double entendre until the response, I think I am still sleepy.
The man who invented double entendres died last week. His wife’s taking it hard.
Load More Replies...That was your inference, not my implication. I'm free of sin, but filled with cos and tan.
Topping is also a s.e.xual term so I guess they got some pretty dirty answers!
Load More Replies...Keeps the stick shift warm so it doesn't shrink into the console on cold days.
And when it comes to why it’s important to explore these bizarre topics, David says, “I could say the stereotypical, obvious answer and that is ‘to try and find the truth, the truth is out there’, as Mulder would say. But if I'm being totally honest, it's just a load of fun to listen to the stories and to learn about them. Each story is a little bit of history, and there's nothing I like to do more than listen to a podcast whilst on my commute to work or when I'm just chilling out around the house or walking the dog. For half an hour or so, I step back into time, and I hope that is what my listeners get from my stories as well."
If you’d like to check out the Bizarre Podcast, be sure to visit the show's website right here!
No I drove ur car into your house and exploded half the kitchen in the process
Grandpa actually took his nose! finally some proof that they have the power to do that!
Reminds me of Sal the Impractical Joker doing this to a statue. "BOOOO!!! I GOT YOUR NOSE, *****!!!"
Our brains love trying to solve a mystery and being exposed to new information that we just can’t quite understand, so that’s why you might find yourself binging documentaries about cults, serial killers, or communities that are much different than yours. We just want to understand what’s going on in these people’s minds, and we’re so shocked to see unexpected things. One way our appetite for absurdity manifests is how fascinated many of us are with true crime.
The average person would never commit murder or swindle their customers out of millions of dollars, but we just eat up stories about the people who actually do. “We want some insight into the psychology of a killer, partly so we can learn how to protect our families and ourselves," author Caitlin Rother told Hopes & Fears. “But also because we are simply fascinated by aberrant behavior and the many paths that twisted perceptions can take.”
Hi, my name is dog and I'm here to talk to you about your extended car warranty.
My mother had her hip replaced during covid. She had to spent ages in an inpatient rehab center. No visitors. No leaving. As I was picking her up, the nurses wheeled her out in the wheelchair, and I slapped my thighs and cried "do you wanna go on a car ride?" Even behind the masks the nurses looked horrified. But my mom began bouncing like a child going "yes! Yes! I want to go on a car ride!" Cause after months of isolation, everyone is like a dog wanting a car ride.
That's adorable 😁 Your poor mom!! COVID was brutal.
Load More Replies...question. ur name is emotionally depressed but how can I be physically depressed without being a flat pancake??? i just confused and curious
Load More Replies...Oppositional Defiant Tree or ODTree says "You're not the boss of me!"
And just like you might have a hard time looking away from the oddities you’re presented with on this list, most of us have a hard time turning a blind eye when we see or hear about something horrific. “Serial killers tantalize people much like traffic accidents, train wrecks, or natural disasters," Scott Bonn, professor of criminology at Drew University and author of Why We Love Serial Killers, wrote for TIME. "The public’s fascination with them can be seen as a specific manifestation of its more general fixation on violence and calamity. In other words, the actions of a serial killer may be horrible to behold, but much of the public simply cannot look away due to the spectacle.”
Don't joke about it, these are their expressions from the moment they were killed. Respect
I showed my respect by dipping them in ranch dressing
Load More Replies...Your teeth!!! (Mike teevees mom in w***y wonka- this just popped in my head)
That's the face of anyone who has eaten a ghost pepper
Load More Replies...well, this would put those lemon wedge baby reaction videos to shame. AND if this were not a fake product, there are idiots out there stupid enough to do that.
......okay so TO BE ABSOLUTELY CRYSTAL CLEAR, anyone who did it should have their anuses filled with lava BUT....could you just imagine the faces a baby would make getting a big ol taste of nothing but ghost pepper? We'd need to invent entirely new areas of psychology and therapy.
Futuristic agricultural steroids means that your produce can just leave the garden when ripe.
Load More Replies...We’re not only drawn to serial killers and crime, though. Anything that we find bizarre and confusing will peak our interest. And apparently, there are plenty of documentaries on strange topics that you likely don’t know much about. Collider published a list breaking down some of the best documentaries about unique hobbies and the people who live for them, so we’ll fill you in on a few in case you’re looking for something new to watch this weekend. If you’ve never heard of “table-setting competitions”, you’re not alone. But apparently, they’re extremely competitive and actually seen as a sport by participants. If you’d like to dive into the bizarre world of “tablescapes”, be sure to check out the documentary Set!.
Y'all, I'm on my phone at the airport waiting to board, I did not need to picture this right now 😭
You're the sort of person who says yum when they make toast aren't you?
Load More Replies...Everyone complaining about the new Ariel should be grateful she didn’t look like this.
I personally feel that it kind of forced... Black people deserve their own stories and fairytales, not shoved into old ones.
Load More Replies...I'd try Archie McPhee, this is the type of product they sell, seriously. It's where I get my Emergency Goat Sounds. https://mcphee.com/ goat-sound...95-png.jpg
Fishy was havin' a good day till yall pulled it outta da water🤣🤣..the face says it all
I was looking at the fishes face and then seen the zoomed in photo... I think if I had to guess what weird thing I just missed in the picture and had 1000 chances, I still would not have guessed.
You also might be surprised to hear that air guitar competitions are a real thing. In fact, there’s a World Air Guitar Championship event that takes place each year in Finland. If you’re interested in learning more about the fascinating world of putting on an incredible performance without ever touching a guitar, you can stream Air Guitar Nation online. But if that’s not up your alley, no need to worry. You can always check out the film Well-Groomed, which follows competitors in a dog grooming expo where participants turn their dogs into canvases showcasing impressive artwork.
“The competitors’ affection for their pups is evident, and the animals themselves seem perfectly content to let their humans adorn their coats with dye and sparkly doo-dads,” Joan Kubicek at Collider writes. “Most film-viewers probably don’t spend their time coming up with ways to manipulate dog-fur into resembling Pokémon creatures, but they’ll be glad, for 90 minutes, to be immersed into the world of folks who do.”
“Mrs. Cutie, you now have 10 healthy & beautifully delicious babies!! What will you call them?” Tina, Tubby, Timmy, Tylenol, Tammy, Tony, Tomayto, Tomahto, Tank and Tangerina
Somebody has too much time on their hands. Great handiwork, however!
don't forget from the part later in the tiktok this was sourced from where she ate on of the babies, COLD HEARTEDLY IN FRONT OF ITS MOM
The same face I make when I'm trying to match my facial expression to my passport at the airport.
I have to admit, I’m feeling inspired by the creativity in some of these photos. Why take a picture of something like a sunset or your pet when you can shock and perplex viewers instead? We hope you’re enjoying this scroll through the Bizarre Content Twitter account’s feed, and remember to keep upvoting the pics that catch you particularly off guard. Then, if you’re in the mood for even more inexplicable pics, we recommend checking out this Bored Panda article next!
Nice! 😂 (On behalf of pedantic fans: The exact quote is: "You have become the very thing you swore to destroy". But that in no way diminishes your achievement 😉)
Load More Replies...HOLY SH!T no one has done it yet ..... 🎶 Banana shark da doo da doo doo doo!
This is the equivalent of humans playing poker with sliced up pieces of other humans. Alien Ghost shall be back with more disturbing theories next time!!!!
That's not how you play poker? Why do you think it's called an auntie?
Load More Replies...I just now realized that the bananas with the jackets actually LOOK like a hand with fingers✋🍌
Getting rid of an addiction is very easy. I've done that a hundred times. ;)
Dedication is healthy and regulated. Addiction is unhealthy and unregulated. That seems to be the best way I can explain the difference.
Load More Replies...I think Slobster from Street Sharks just dropped by for a visit. In all seriousness though, I want a Lobstercycle like this!!!
*rolls it around and around* Nothing's coming off it. Shyla hung it the wrong way again.
Load More Replies...well, anyone who has lived paycheck to paycheck (or was high AF) and all that is left is the tube has probably experienced at least the thought of trying it.
At least it is not the Sears-Roebuck catalogue or corn cobs. See here for more info: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/article/what-people-do-before-toilet-paper
It's really the lever to the trap door you are standing on and the reason the zoo can afford to feed all of the carnivores. The board debated the ethics but in the end they decided that any humans wanting to see mass extinction deserved a little help achieving their own personal Darwin Award. (EDIT: Don't worry. Those sunglasses and wallets they sell in the gift shop have been thoroughly cleaned and sanitized.)
Lifts without a second thought...though if it kills the animals as well....Zara the squidy Squid may have something to say....nevermind headleass roach...he can survive anything
I'm still trying to figure out what I'm looking at here o_O still can't after putting on my glasses... :(
Terrible things happen when people get very bored.
Load More Replies...'Jeebus Jim...didn't you learn from the last time? 'Sorry Dad' 'Just don't tell your Mom'
They missed the opportunity to say '' Shake vigorously bee fore opening''
Hey perfect for porch pirates! Maybe without the writing though..
What's that? A picnic suspiciously underpopulated by bees? Dr. Bee ought to put stop to this!
Yeah, but you could totally put a USB drive in there, and a key chain ring. Now it's handy and serves two purposes.
Load More Replies...Did that jerk just give you the finger? No, he sold it to me, with a phone
My youngest console is old enough to attend high school and even I know that's not how you hold that controller.
I’m sorry if I went home with a guy and he took off his pants to reveal this, I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing. No bedroom fun to be had, just uncontrollable laughter. Cover his head and this becomes a toddler clothing ad.
This is what dancers wear so their shirts don't come untucked when they are dancing.
Imagine using a urinal in these, definitely going to get some weird looks
My grandpa used men's garter straps which were a kinda suspender-looking thing that hooked the bottom of his shirt to the top of his socks. Sock stayed up, shirt stayed tucked. Think they were big back in the 30s and 40s.
Well at least we wouldn't have to see any more a**e cracks on men.
At first I thought it was teeth and a toothbrush. Clever dentist advertising right? Zoom in and *facepaw*
Yeah but how long did it take to staple all those pieces of bread to the windshield?
when you have to make sandwiches for 5 children but your late for work
Man, look at that wood. He's hard as bark! (Sorry, I like puns😂)
I'd actually love for Oreo to release just the cookies as some limited time thing!
They sell them on Amazon and online on certain restaurant supply sites, just search on Amazon for Oreo wafers no cream 😊
Load More Replies...Youtubers wondering how many hits they can get if they buy two, make them into nunchaku and challenge the Kool-Aid man to a last man standing battle.
Looks like they already did...those cookies are charcoal anyway, never understood how they have the nerve to call them chocolate
Load More Replies...By the next day that will be green and gray and covered in maggots. Someone who didn't put it there has to clean it. Not cool
Some animal will eat it and get sick. Whenever I walk my dog she gets something in her mouth way before I even see it coming.
Load More Replies...🎶 When the moon hits your eye, like a big-a pizza pie, that's amoré🎶
When the moon hits your eye like a little pizza pie; that's amore.
Probably in some other country. It's not like you can remove all the english at once.
Load More Replies...I think all the countries that celebrate independence from the Brits sould rename the holiday to England Removal anniversary
Haha I told my partner that when I die I want a giant meat grinder and my dog sitting at one end and my corpse being fed into the other. Instead of everyone putting a flower on my coffin they can come up and give the handle a crank and Jimi my kelpie can have a feed all the while listening to little Spanish flea. Any left overs can go into freezer bags for him later
Dogs on an unhealthy diet when their owner who forced them to be vegan stops living:
I don't know why, I like it.... that'll probably change though, this picture is a subject I have never before experienced.
wait why are there only 4 eggs shouldnt it be 6? or do they sell them in packs of 4 in other countries?
I am pretty sure I have seen organic expensive eggs in packs of 4 in the stated. Egg prices are going down (right now $6/12 compared to $7.99/12 last month, but just 4 organic are prob about $7 right now.
Load More Replies...“Oh yes, this is totally normal” - me trying to play pool with another person watching when I suck
I think Rick might be entering more than just the chat.....
Load More Replies...I think it looks like a fish face shocked at all that good water gone to waste.
Load More Replies...Worked with a guy once who said "you've heard of the shocker right? But have you heard of the minivan??" "No, what's that?" "Two in the front, 3 in the back..." I had to try to stop laughing before greeting a table at our restaurant. 🤣🤢
I have never met anyone with ten fingers. Eight fingers and two thumbs? Yes.
Mcdonald's eggs are the worse as well, at least in the UK they're not nice.
I live in the US where nothing in McDonald's is nice.
Load More Replies...'i don't what to touch them, mommy, what if they bite off my fingers?'
Well it does state SUPERvision sooo...maybe they wanted to illustrate it for the people who are not able to read? xD
Of your happy and you know it clamp a ham! Say it out loud if that helps
Load More Replies...Openly masturbating in a Racine, WI library. Bond of 1K contingent on staying out of ALL libraries on the face of the earth.
Load More Replies...Ibuki did that at 6 libraries before, and now she's not allowed at any of them! (pls tell me if you get the reference)
if you arent a US citizen those mofos at immigration are terrifying, even WITH my sense of humour I would NEVER joke around with them.
Load More Replies...There was a story a little while ago where an elderly man from the UK was going to the US and this was one of the questions for his Visa. Thinking it would be funny or it was a mistake ticked the yes box only to have his Visa refunded and blocked from entering the US. Not sure if he managed to visit the embassy to get it undone but yes this a genuine question and if you want to get into the US make sure you don't click yes
*clicks no* Lie detector: False. Me: https://youtu.be/gtPfrhVtZZo
Fun fact: down here where i live explosive diarrhea is a punishment for wrong doers. You poo until your a$$ explodes >:)
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Load More Replies...Well why not try a S̴̡̡̨̡̢̡̧̨̢̡̢̛̜̫̯̻͎̪͕̜͓̺̠͉̞̫̹̖̯̼̹͉̪̹͈̠̦̼̗̤̼͙̣̪͖͚̻̦͉̹̣̙̩̟̭̼̞͈̱̬̤̟͚̣̰̭̘̜͇͕̳̝̘̜̹̹̫̭̺̫͍̙̮̤̻̗̠͓̭̩̘̙̰̱̪̙͚͕̩̠͖̳̯̟͎̺̘̀͊̎̑͛̐͐̓́̉́̅̉͗͑̓̽̉͒͗̏̓̉̓̆̎̔̅̌̌̾̎͆̿́̅̿́̋͂̔̈̊̍̆̅͌̃̉̎̊̐̈͑̔͋͐̈͊̍͌̽̒͌́̃̿́͋̇́͋̎̎̊͒̑̐͐̌̌̆͌̓̏͊̈̑̑̀̚̚̚̕̕̚͜͠͠͝͠͠͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅR̸̢̢̢̨̧̨̡̨̨̛̛̛͉̟̗̯͙̜͓͇͚̳̺̜̹̱̼̞̖͇̯͉̩̪̣͔͕̣̙͔͖̹͍͍̘͇̳̹̖͓͍̗̱͚̟̭̦̝̼̠̗̙̱̈͒̃́̿̆̀͒̓̔̿̄̑́͒͐̏̍͑̓͒̔́̓͂̈̊̓̎͌̀̄̿̋̈̏̋́̒͐̀̅̍̈́̇̈́̆́͐͗̅̀͌̀͛̉̔͛͑̇̃̇̒͐̌̾͑̿̊̓̈̉̿̈́͑̓͐͊̆̈̊̍̇͋̆̿̀͋̊͐̅͂̊̊̈̕̚̚͘͘̚̚̕͘̕͝P̷̧̨̨̡̧̢̡̨̛̤͓͖̰͖̹̭̪͔̯̩͎̭̹̖̺̞̱̭͉̥̘̬̬̱̻̪̦̝͕̟̖̻͇͎͍̟̦͈͙̯̹̱̙̘̲͕̥̭͖̟̹͉͇̩͖̫̠̙̪̯̞͉͕͓̟̩̩̣̠̪͙̻̥̫̱͎͔͔̘̲̤͔͚̘͔̲̮̠͉͔̝̜̞̜̾͊̀̀̍̊̆͆͛̓̄͌̆̀̔̓̏̀̋͋͒̀̒̽̂́̈́̈̏́̆̽͌̏̂̏̾̎̿̓̅̎̌̀̆̒̑̃͛͑̅͒̓̄̔͌̔͑́͂̿̏̇̽̃͂̔͂̅̾̓̈́͐̑̔́́̓̃̏̀̆͑̾͊́̌̀̏̀̕̕̕̕͘͜͜͜͠͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅŞ̸̨̡̨̡̧̡̛̛̬͈͕̠̥̳͈̣̤̜̠̫̟̪̩̖̟͓͙̯͓̥̘̘̙̱͖̙̯̖͓̺̝͍͙̬̙̲̰̘͈̬̱̟̣̘̼͔̳̻̗̻̱̞͍̟̼͈̹͔̩̻̹̼̱̥̮̠̺̜͇̝̼̭̺̤͇͇͓̲̐͗̿́͛̎̈́̽̅͑̐͑͂̃̿̈́͗͊̄͋̊̈́͆̆̌͐̌̽̌́̈̃̿̊̍̔͐̀̀̊̉̾̒͒̀̓̌̋͋͗͂̋̉̒͗̀̎̒̏͌̀̕̚̚͘͘͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅR̶̨̛̛͉̤̼̣͈̺͍͖͉͙̠̖̯̱̝͇̝̲̖̦̼̰͍̥̗͈̓̄̆͗̓̌̋̇̆̿̀͊͑͂̍̒͌͑̀͌̄̎͐͂̓̉͋̕͘͘̕͘͜͠͝͝͝ͅ3̵̡̨̢̛̛̛̛̙͉̼̗̥̦̫̦̺̥̘̼̝̫͎̫̰͎͉̥̝̳̦̥͇͎̳̈́̾̈́̄̆̾́͗͂͊̿͂͊͐̂̏́̂͐̀͑͊̃̈́̂͂͂̑̉̔̎̉̈́̋͌̋̌̑͌̀̒͋̑̓̌̈́͐̓̈̽̍̉͐̽͊̒́̿́̇̑͑͊̀̑̎̋̎̑̏̍͊͐̀̇͛̋̽̍̓͆̋͑͐̄̃́͆́̓̔͒̈̕͘̚͜͝͝͝͝͝͝
Ok, Imma go get a #̴̢͍̻̼̰̙̳̬̼͓̹͗͂͜^̶̨̳̜̤̬̯̗͍͎̺͉͉̦͓̿̿͂̒̀͂̄̈͌͂̊̚͜͝&̶̢̹͖͙͉̈́̂̍̈͝͝*̶̇̽̓̈̀̔̓̈́̂̓̓̒͒̚͜#̵̻̫̝̻̝͍̃̌̊̿̄͛^̸͎̀́̈́͛̊̈́͋͊̋̇̎̕$̷̭̥͔͉͖̜͖͔̲̈́͠#̸͚̣̺̽̐̿̉̊̓͠*̷̯̯̩̾̿̽͂̏͂̓̌̄(̴̦̰̭͈̌͌́̌̈́͛̕&̷̨͔̩͇̞̞̉͜͠
T̴̳̝͉̘̽͋͋̑͂̋͋͌̂̄̇͂͜r̴̛̳͔̈́͋̿̊͛̀̓́̾̿̽̓͘͝ͅy̵̤̏̓̓͂ ̷͔͖̣̪̅̈́̎͆͠ͅo̸̭͇̣̻̟̞̟̽̇́̊̅̑̔͋͜͝ú̴̧̪̙̻̗̫͍̙̌r̴͙̦̣̗̓̽̈́̐̀͒̚̚̕͝ ̷̛͚̈̾͂̇̀͒̇͋͘͘Z̴̡̡̘̝̤͖̱̼͖͎͎̻̺̃̀ă̷̛̰̞̤̩̳̯͖̙̰͉̫̗͆̄̔̽͆̐l̴̦̖͉̻̝̭͕͙̎̊̍͑̋͊g̸̛̹̀̊͜ȍ̴̬̱̀͒̄̄́̓̈́͌͌͠ ̵̢̹̪̠͖͚̎c̴̡̙̰̠̬̤͉̯̠͙̝͔̉̋̀̈́͒͗́̑̄͐̔́̎̈́ô̴̻̞͔̪̭̦͖͉̺͐͐̾̀̍̾͂͋̓͂̍̕̚͠ͅm̶͚̼̳̲̠̲̭͑͛͛͌̈ͅb̵̧̧͇̱͉̬̪̫̙͍͇͎̥̣̄̔̏̂̏̈́͒̾̉̀͌̀ò̴̳͂̒͆͑̽̊̆́̅̄̾̚̕ ̵̧̛̞͇̭̃͛̈́͗̒̐͋̐̏͒s̶͍̭̤̄̒̽̿͗̇͛̈́̒̽̍̄̈́͘p̸̧̢̻͇͎͆̄e̸̮͈̳̬̭̪̠̎̓̅̃͑̋̇̃̀̕͘͝ͅͅc̶̨̖̝̆́̒́̾̑̈̾̚͠į̸̧̩̲͇̼̰̹̪͇̦̟̯͕̻̒̈́̌̾͊́͑̿̆̎̄̓̍â̴̧̹͉̹̞͍͉͆̌l̵̝͎̝̪̘̲͙̱͔͂͂̒̇͑̈̌̔
It's just telling you all their stuff is a mishmash of whatever
y̷̨͇͚̭͚̱̜͉͇͓̱̬̥̍̐͝͝ę̶̧̥̠͕̰̰͔͎̩͎͇͚̈̒̈͠s̶̢͔̫̹͈̼̈́̍͗̐̈̓̽̐̐́̎̕̚͘͝,̸͙̙̟̬̣̘̺͖̠̥͓͒̂ ̴̹̠͒̐͑̓̀͝b̶̛̟͉̲͇̲̠͐̉̔̈́̑̉r̸̛̖͒̓̇͐͌̏̌̇͐̂̈́́i̷̡̜̼͔̫̤̘͕̖̩͉͙͎̖̖̍́̊̀͑͠n̸̢̛̋͂̌̾̒̔ģ̸̛̣̫̭̞̏̀́̐̆̆̈́̈̄̈̾̿ ̷̛̦̘͍̣͇͚̃́͋̋̑̈̍̐͒̏̈̏͑͝ṫ̶̟͕̯̘͘h̶̡̨̡̨̼̳̫̩̬͙͉̥̙́̂͑͜͜ȩ̵̱̼͕̞̠̬̞̘͖̰̜͉̂̉̄͜ͅm̷̝͎͙̣͍͚͔̬͖̦̃̔͛̾ ̵̖̭̱̤̖̮͈̝̠̳͎̠͌̏̈͗̑͋̉̅͜͜͠i̷͙̝͊ṇ̶̡̤̮̰͖̙̌̎̐͒̀̋̋́͘ͅ
how can i possibly understand your urge to pet that thing??
Load More Replies...If anyone wants to see more abominations like the one above, the artist’s name is Trevor Henderson. He creates creatures and posts all kinds of spooky art, I especially like the ones where he edits his creatures into real life pictures.
Mmngfh fust gimy mment munchmunchswallow. Okay yes. You first.
Load More Replies...My pancakes never come out perfectly round. I would suck at this game.
Defo Photoshop. I've not known a systemadmin wear slacks over jeans in the last 20years!
True. I had a MacBook back in school. The cord turned yellow from the heat overtime
Load More Replies...bro i had a cat that gots faced burned on one of those things. poor thing got severly overheated and we had to take him to the vet
Looks like a practice inert grenade. It's the nert ones you have to worry about.
whoever made this has a nice sense of humor, but if they sell it as a normal popsicle than he/she deserves a place in the deepest pits of hell.
who says little girls can't go into interesting careers? (jk yes I know pink is for any gender yadda).
I had to have this explained to me the other night because I did not get the reference at all. XD I'm old.
Load More Replies...No you're not ... you have to keep taking out the video game ... blow on it ... shake it ... put it back ... it gliches ... lick it ... blow on it ... try it again
its not the OG Nintendo, its a 64, they stoped needing stuff done at the 64
Load More Replies...If you had some fries and placed the gravy strategically, you’d have “Poontang”. Sorry, I mean “Poutine”!!
For those who want to quit drinking body gravy but need help with their addiction. (if you don't get it, don't downvote).
If it's chunky version, it's going to be difficult to sip it up in that straw.
Now that's dedication. How long was he on the machine ... let's figure out who's mouth this is and ask.
oh... as soon as i said that I knew I shouldn't have...
Load More Replies...So....that means there's some spares? Asking for a friend.
reminds me of the "true gamers wear diapers" ....... But please dont
I want the airbag to be functional, so if I bump the curb I'm sent violently back-flipping into the street.
Same XD HOWEVER, if this is an art piece (like made of resin or silicone or something) I absolutely want to buy one and put it in my refrigerator at home and see how my mom reacts to pulling it out of the crisper bin XD EDIT: I really regret Googling "ballsack apple"
Load More Replies...i will sell bleach for the eyes, who needs it? 0$, you need your sanity
Load More Replies...I can’t even begin to describe unrelenting disgust this image provokes. The hair…OMFG! It has f*****g hair!!!!
calm down its just an apple.... a...very...old... hairy....swinging.... apple....
I thought she meant to type "Fav Ride" Like, what's your favorite ride.
You remind me of my best friend, eating random combinations of random food items
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