The internet world is fascinated by photos of “absolute units”. Try to imagine something extremely round and hearty compared to its peers: gigantic crabs, chonky cats or insanely huge hearts of blue whales. Whether it's animals, food or plants, things that are so out of proportion to its surrounding catches anyone's eye.
If you want to see it for yourself, there's a whole subreddit about it. It's called Absolute Units and its community has grown into almost 1M members over the last four years. As one of the rules there states, “Absolute units only. No normal units,” and it's true. We didn't even think things could get this big.
Bored Panda has compiled a list full of huge things you can find on the subreddit. And if that's still not enough, make sure to check out our previous posts here and here.
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The Size Of This Dandelion
An “absolute unit'' is something or someone that is comically oversized. One Reddit user several years ago put it like this: "I don't know what an absolute unit is, but I know it when I see it.“ And that's absolutely true. The phrasing is hard to understand at first, but once you do get it, it can be applied to just about anything.
To teach people a bit more about the origin of it, Know Your Meme wrote that the very British term “absolute unit” emerged in the meme universe in 2017. A Twitter user @mrreptoid posted a picture of a British hotelier posing with the Queen of England. He titled the photo "In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit," referring to the hotelier. The tweet and its caption caught on over the following days and others started using it for pictures of various amusingly large objects.
Take A Moment To Look At This Majestic Fluff
That could be a perfect fairytale! The bird that flew through a rainbow
Load More Replies...Casually stepping from branch to branch, murmuring thoughts..
@Abhinc Thank you for sharing that! Beautiful majestic little fluff!!
The phrase gives out a positive and celebratory vibe—you're in “awe“ at how big some things can be. The number one rule in the subreddit r/AbsoluteUnits—be nice, no reason to be a rude unit—show how the moderators try to maintain this pleasant feeling throughout the posts. Another one says that posts should include people, not public figures and no creepshots or fat-shaming pics are allowed. As the moderators say, “We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large.“
And the Museum of English Rural Units found exactly that. They posted a photo on Twitter showcasing a ram and captioned it “look at this absolute unit.” The tweet is counting 103.9K likes and more than 27K retweets. Adam Koszary, the museum’s manager explained that this particular ram is the complete package, full of meat and wool.
Pour One Out For Big Jake, At One Point Certified As The Tallest Horse In The World By Guinness, Who Crossed The Rainbow Bridge Today.
You mean Rest in PEACE... rest in piece would mean he is a sausage now... That would be sad. 🥺
Load More Replies...for those wondering, he was 210.2 cm / 6 ft 10 3⁄4 in - which means up to his whithers (the ridge between his shoulderblade) as that's how a horse is measured. he weighed 2,600 pounds / 1,133 kg.
That's some horse. I remember seeing other photos of him. Should get a part in the Marvel movies. Give him a cape and he's good to go.
Awww…soo handsome I’m sorry he’s gone. He must be in heaven though! No animal is bad!
"The Mountain" From Game Of Thrones (Actor Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson) Is 6'8, 430lbs, Seen Here With His Father And Grandfather
Would have been more impressive if they had a mere mortal standing next to them for contrast.
True but look at the couch! Looks like a piece of doll furniture
Load More Replies...I was thinking that the poor couch looks exhausted.
Load More Replies...Other livestock is not often as large and stocky as this ram. To explain this further, Koszary wrote that “size and a solid build were considered key attributes by the folks who designed our modern farm breeds.” The farming pioneers took breeds and began to design animals to suit particular climates, landscapes, and production aims. In short, they started super-sizing them.
People Don't Realize Just How Huge Moose Can Get
Animals this size were common in prehistoric Europe, which is one of the many reasons I'm glad I didn't live in prehistoric Europe
Well, yes that. And plumbing, couldn't live without that.
Load More Replies...Holy fuuck. No, I DID NOT know how ridiculously large moose (meese? moosis?) really are.
Oddly enough plural is moose. Goose - geese, moose - moose. Makes no sense.
Load More Replies...Never realised they were so huge. I'll have to look this up. I always thought they were the size of ... say a horse?? Maaaaan.
Mainer here. You're better off hitting a tree than a moose, I've known people who were killed by moose. They're enormous, and nothing beats seeing them in person.
Load More Replies...Yes. It's hard to imagine the size of this critter without something for scale.
Load More Replies...Where is Jared Padalecki going? (Is this joke too old now? I'm not sure)
Moose and Squirrel!!!!!! Too SOON!!! I legit just got done with the LAST episode today. Still trying to cope. Your Moose comment made my day though!!!!
Load More Replies...Doesn't it feel like if you tried to run from it all it would have to do is take two giant steps and out-dawdle you?
That Onion Is Huge
There aren't enough tears in the world to get through cutting that thing up.
I wish someone looked at me the way this man looks at his onion. Absolutely heartwarming :)
If you're brave enough, you can look for absolute units pretty much everywhere. The fashion world is full of creatives who cannot wait to bring new ideas to the game. And the trend that has been popular in the past few years is, you guessed it, oversized clothes. According to the Cut, men's fashion is all about proportion. Noah Johnson, a senior editor at GQ Style, said, “If the Balenciaga Triple S is the piece of the moment, it’s all about being oversized to the point of ridiculousness.”
What An Absolute Fluf
A Comfy Chonk
I think we've entered into "daaaamn" territory
Load More Replies...Look how round....look at those paws! I wanna squeeze the fluff!
This Is Very Impressive Art
That's kind of the point, I think. Made to exist for a fleeting moment .
Load More Replies...Obviously the work of highly advanced aliens - they even included a portal leading to their home planet
Seems crazy to create something that amazing, taking presumably hours and hours, only for it to be gone. I get the concept of fleeting beauty, but still.
I agree. It's a hard lesson to learn how not to be attached to much to 'things'.
Load More Replies...And even though dad's sneakers and enormous jackets are very bulky, they look unmistakably fashionable. The “absolute unit” meme went as far as it did “not just because it was funny, but also because it hit a cultural nerve.“ Fashion world adopted it simply because the internet is where men feel comfortable talking about clothes.
My Maine Coon Compared To My 5'5" Girlfriend
Thank you for that info. *Adds Maine C**n to Christmas list.*
Load More Replies...What do you mean "your" girlfriend? she is clearly the cat's
Maine coons are so cool...as don't you mean...his gf...I don't think you're in that equation anymore Lol
'My overlord and his girlfriend" seems like a more appropriate title.
Load More Replies...It's funny how grumpy they look most of the time, when they actually are the most gentle and chill creatures.
This Gigantic Cock
This Is The Soft Giant Isabkuro From Rwanda.
This must be a trick of forced perspective: how far is she REALLY behind the gorilla? Because the tallest gorilla ever recorded is 6'6".
Enough to be out of focus while the grass in front is sharp. Still, he is big enough you don't want to piss him off.
Load More Replies...Huge, but the photo kind of tricks the mind in to seeing it as much larger than it is.
So as you can see from the compiled list of amusingly oversized stuff, “absolute unit” can be implied to nearly everything. After seeing real examples of it, you should understand the essence of what being an absolute unit brings about.
This Dog Sized Cat
Oh my goodness...look at him/her! What I like is she/he doesn't look unhealthy big for a cat....just an absolute unit.
I had a guy who was 22lbs. He wasn't overweight either, he was just a very big cat.
Same, my Winston was 28 pounds, the first time the yard guys ever came to my house they knocked on the door and asked me to bring my dog in. I was like, um I don't have a dog. When they found out he was a cat they all took pictures with him.
Load More Replies...He is about my cat's size. Miles has larger paws and he is a tuxedo. 20lb of fluffiness.
The Size Of The Bald Eagle Caught On A Trail Cam.
WOW, coyote be like "nope" ..... Edit: Grumble O'Pug pointed out that it's a coyote not a wolf.
It's a coyote. flatter head, smaller eyes, and alone. He's hungry and snatchy.
Load More Replies...Eagles are massive. You don't realize until you see them up close.
You almost need to see one in person to appreciate how big they can be.
I saw an image on google , of it next to a person, it didn't look large..
Load More Replies...These Absolute Units Of Antlers On These Red Stags
Maybe it does... I mean, if our backs can hurt due to big and heavy boobs, maybe animals have their own neck pains for heavy big antlers and such. Sure they probably know how to deal with it and how to take a break. Just like we do too, after all...
Load More Replies...This is either a 36 or 38 point red stage, it’s hard to tell with how many points it has.
I bet that the (I think it’s a deer correct me if I’m wrong) deer family hangs there Christmas tree ornaments on his antlers!
I wonder how can he walk through the woods without getting tangled up with trees and branches? Or does he avoid dense forrests?
U H M . . . E X C U S E M E , S I R ? W H Y A R E Y O U R A N T L E R S R E M A I N I N G A N D M A S S I V E ?
Someone Said Cuddles Would Fit Here
... The posture of the frog says "or else" me thinks 😂
Load More Replies...Its posture makes it look like an evil corporate alien. "We need to sell the solar system... But this third planet keeps making trouble. Glorp, Zark, Klurg, you know what to do."
Anyone Missing A Big Boy? This Guy Was Found Alone In The Forest And Is At My Local Humane Society.
Apparently, His hoomans what feeding him enough. So, After chowing down on his hoomans, he went looking for more.
Load More Replies...That's how my chonk was found! Except she was preggo too 🤦♀️ PS she has long since stopped being a chonk but if she had her way her feet wouldn't touch the floor 😃
Awwww - I'll take him. Can he be shipped to the UK? On second thoughts, he'd probably be able to wade across!!
Absolute Herb Unit
Green thumb gardener. Fun fact…gardeners are eternal optimists, like it or not. Anyone who routinely puts a dried up seed into a patch of soil just knowing something miraculous will happen in the near future.
Sometimes people are just lucky with plants, because their house has the right light and humidity for a certain plant.
Load More Replies...That's kind of an achievement. I have many plants but never managed to keep a basil alive.
My Trader Joe's basil is just as big and I have taken cuttings and made babies. Trader Joe's has awesome herb plants.
Very Thicc Floof
correct me if im wrong, is he the one that guards watermelons? (soz that sounds stupid but i think i saw it somwehre lol)
Load More Replies...The cat is wearing his own Pokemon backpack. A backpack, people. On a cat.
I do hope the beast enjoys being treated and held like a baby.
Basically Everything About These Baobab Trees Is Fit For This Sub.
Not Dr Seuss, but they feature prominently in the book The Little Prince. Which is somewhat similar.
Load More Replies...There's a baobab tree somewhere here in Mzansi that has a bar built in it.
I was just wondering if you could hollow it out and make it a house, lol. Did the bar-baobab survive that?
Load More Replies...Behemoth Butter Cabbage Grown In Hedensted, Denmark
An Absolute Unit Of A Fern
Ohh it's gorgeous! I hope this person didn't kill it, I find ferns to be very difficult
omg. My sister, who is a horticulturist, had one she had been growing for over 20 years. It was at least ten times larger. She had to use a block and tackle to lift it into this huge tree in her front yard. Two years ago, someone stole it. We figure an interior designer put an order out for a large fern. And bam, it is gone.
Absolute Unit Of A Tortoise
This Heart Of A Blue Whale
The biggest vein you can see here can have a small child swim through it
Load More Replies...Would have been better it had been left in the Whale. Doubt he can do much now without it.
When You Misplace A Point Ordering A Drill Bit
Don't say that, some people will take that as a challenge.
Load More Replies...This is what happens when you order a 3.125 inch drill instead of a .3125 inch drill.
It looks to be a taper-shank bit for use in a lathe.
Load More Replies...Yeah....I imagine you'd notice where the decimal point landed on the cost of that monster.
Some Units Need Trailers!
People go rafting on pumpkins?? What? I need more information!
Load More Replies...At least they're being transported carefully, I'd hate to see them get squashed
At first it was just a pie-in-the sky dream but Cletus, seedy though he was, didn't listen to those naysayers who tried to squash his dream. People said he was a fruit and out of his gourd for loving what they perceived as a woman's job. But his good friend Jack and his lantern helped keep watch over Cletus's treasure for he had heard tales through the vine of people smashing pumpkins, while others were even rumored to have carved them up only to leave their shriveled faces to the mercy of the local fauna! But in the end Cletus and Jack managed to trick any would-be pumpkin pirates and were able to enjoy a monster treat and had enough for Jack's mummy.
It is likely from Alaska Due to 24 hour s of sun they get in the summer they raise them this big and have a contest at the state fair to see who grew the biggest.
Load More Replies...The Tallest Mallard Duck To Have Ever Lived (Since Records Began) Known As 'Long Boi' He Lives On The Campus Of The University Of York, England. He Stands Just Over 1m Tall (3.5ft).
He stands like a Runner duck. He is half Runner duck.
Load More Replies...Think mama duck might have had a gander sneaking in while papa duck was away.
This Cat-Loving Beard
Probably something living in that guy’s beard…
Load More Replies...What's the purpose of beards anyway if not to make a cat refuge
I let my small animals climb into my hair and...I-I thought I was the only one! I finally feel like I belong! :,D
This Guinea Pig Is An Absolute Unit
It looks bigger in the photo than it really is. Look at the hands - forced perspective. Although these are indeed much bigger than our pet guinea pigs, they're still only around 3 kg.
Load More Replies...Guinea Pig: Honestly, I haven't been hanging round with capybaras! Its just got tall genes. Other one: Oh yeah Martha? Then why did he eat all the other children in one bite, huh?
It shouldn't be on here, that's animal abuse. Look at the cages, they're bred to be eaten or used for something else. Please remove this.
It's an animal used for meat. Nothing abusive about it. It's their cultural heritage.
Load More Replies...Green Bean Dad Grew, Banana For Scale.
I thought it was a snake at first, no joke
Load More Replies...Agree! All the beans of this kind get that big if you let them .
Load More Replies...The Size Of Those Ears!
The Longest Boi
This 80 Year Old Saltwater Crocodile From Australia.
Lost that arm to another crocodile to which the big one ate
Load More Replies...Fun fact! This croc lost his from leg after getting into a fight with a shark! The shark got his leg, but our reptilian friend here, lived the fight another day.
I once saw a croc lunge for a piece of meat (feeding time at a sanctuary) - it missed and grabbed another croc's forearm. One quick twist and the arm was gone. So fast, so efficient, these animals scare the crud out of me.
Load More Replies..."Damn tourists interrupting my nap - I'm 80 years old, fer pete's sake"
Was the croc surfacing to say "Hi" to the tourists, or was it looking for a snack?
Quartz Crystal Cluster On Display In A Museum In Namibia. This Is The World's Largest Quartz Cluster, It Was Discovered In 1985 At The Bottom Of A 45 Metre Deep Cave In The Otjua Mine Near Karibib In Namibia. It Weighs 14,100 Kg And Took Three Years To Excavate And Remove.
Most of it due to the excavation costs, I presume.
Load More Replies...I like the fact we didn't leave it in nature but tore it out of the ground for display value.
You may wanna get your nose checked by a doctor.
Load More Replies...This Absolute Unit Of An Aquamarine Gem!
Imagine getting a punch from someone wearing that ring! Ouch
Load More Replies...I see Hulk Hogan's face in the top right corner of the gem, Brother!
Brown Spotted Grand Croaker
This Polypore I Found! Don’t Worry, It Was Already Detached And Wasn’t Picked For The Photo
That is an old and magnificent ganoderma applanatum! Beautiful find. This is a member of the same family of the reishi mushroom and is very medicinal when more fresh. Also known as the artists conk, if you turn it over and scratch the underside it darkens and can be "drawn" on.
This Horse
He reminds me of medieval paintings of 'horses', simply because he is so muscly he seems out of proportion!
The Medieval heavy horse was probably a heavy hunter and not a draft horse. This is a Quarter Horse halter horse. Awfully small by comparison and small bone. The showring standard has turned the Quarterhorse into a joke.
Load More Replies...This horse has better complexion and skin tone than I do. Absolute beauty!
It's a Quarter horse or Paint ( depends on bloodlines). Thy are built like that for running quarter mile races, hence the name
An Absolute Unit Of A Cat
lol BP even crossed that out (by the way, what is a c**n? I know the cat, but not the swearing term)
Load More Replies...This Is Max. A Unit I Met In Lowes
If you think thats an absolute unit of a dog you got another thing coming
My Wife As A Baby. Absolute Unit.
Brave man... this was his last action before his sad demise. I assume...
Boy With His Pet Boar, Ca. 1930.
Child looks sinister. Is the pig so large because it disposes of the bodies?
Of course, I can ride it- What a stupid question...I just can't reach the stirrups.
Tasmanian Giant Crab. Absolute Unit
I know this is probably going to get some hate but my first thought was "damn, I bet those crab legs would be full of meat, I'd get my money's worth at that meal!"
This Absolute Unit Of A Guard Captain At Castle Hochosterwitz In Austria. He Is Said To Have Been 2,25 Meters Tall (7'10').
"We shall conquer this cast... -Nein. You shan't. -You are right. I won't. Goodbye."
All the other guards are just minions the big guy spawns in during his boss fight.
Someone tries to invade and see this guy ..Im out..drops weapons and runawaaaaaaaaaaaay.
must be Prussian (seriously, that's the size of men Fredrik the Great was looking for)
Looooong Boi
"That cat totally doesn't match those pants." Joan Rivers said as she rolled her eyes.
I doubt if facelift queen Joan Rivers was capable of rolling her eyes for the last few decades of her life
Load More Replies...This Absolute Unit Of A Rabbit
Interesting, the ears aren’t long enough for it to be a Flemish Giant.
Largest Breed Of Chicken And Smallest Breed Of Chicken
In case anyone was wondering: Brahma (big) and Serama (small)! Both happen to be sweethearts.
This is not a co*ck measuring contest! The little guy has no reason to be ashamed.
I Thought That Was His Chin
Did anyone else think that was a guy with a triple chin and tiny smile before realizing that "chin" was a tongue
*Looks at pic* "What's this, most chins man?" *Reads caption* "Tongue...but I don't see a...wait. Is that whole thing really his tongue?!?" *Looks at wife's gigantic smile* "Yep."
Load More Replies...I feel like it would just be like a giant paintbrush covering the entire outside area and offering no real joy
Load More Replies...Mobile Waste Disposal Unit
[[Omae wa mou shindeiru]] shoulda been in place of [[you're already dead]](aka edit it pls)
Load More Replies...When the kids demand unhealthy snacks and won't shut up until you get them
Frog Turned Unit?
That’s the purple frog. It only comes out in the monsoons. *flexes her amphibian knowledge*
Me and my brothers used to call silent farts “furtles”. Sorry furtle.
Load More Replies...How does he breathe?? Does he know him little face is disappearing??? I have SO many questions!! Hahaha!
There’s A Moth Bigger Than Your Hand, With A Wingspan Of 1 Foot. A Few Have Been Sighted In The UK.
As long as they don't come to my part of England I'm quite willing to admire their fluffy legs
only a moth. Can't bite. Or scratch. Nor is poisonous... It can' t even suck your blood.
Load More Replies...That's A Big Sheep
My Big Boy, With A Proper Samoan Coconut For Scale
Was Told You Guys Would Like David
Muslim Unit
Muslim muscle-man. There's an meteorite in that black box. When muslims pray toward mecca, they're praying towards an meteorite that they think is holy.
Deus vult... On second thought, I will stay at home and mind my own business.
Nasa Has A Plane Called Super Guppy That's Designed To Transport Rockets, Large Equipment And Even Other Planes
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Oh that's terrible. Sorry for the dreadful link.
Load More Replies...Already on the drawing board: Ultra Guppy, capable of holding a fully loaded Super Guppy
You can see similar planes ( Airbus Beluga) every day at the Airbus plant in Toulouse
Biggus Chungus
This French Lady And Her Absolute Unit Of A Baguette!
Having just stabbed her husband to death, Marie managed to remain calm and even went shopping as usual. If only she'd remembered to take her apron off first
Come onnn, nobody likes to drag their bread on the ground.
Load More Replies...And her sick bottles of wine... The frenchest french frenchy France ever franced.
This Banana
Absolute Unit Of A Jaguar
Only if it gets Pablo Escobar's hippos. Jaguars are indigenous to the Americas
Load More Replies...Quick everyone on the inter web respond and stating that it's unhealthy for the cat to be this size and that it should be fed less...
Two Kings
I was wondering if that was him or just his doppelgänger!!!
Load More Replies...Notice how the capybara has already transmitted its Zenlike calm to its owner
Thank you for saying which animal. I was thinking wombat but knew that wasn't it
Load More Replies...Absolute Unit Of Kangaroo Watches Over All!
I would probably pee on myself if this kangaroo randomly popped out in front of me from a nearby bush
I can't help wondering a) what tore his ear, and b) if it's still out there
This Cow In Scotland
belgian blue cattle? they dont have the gene required to inhibit muscle growth, he will smush you flat
"Cow" is acceptable for both, really. We need a neutral singular term to use for either. Like "bitch" is a female dog but there's no other word for males. Weird, fuccked up English.
Load More Replies...6 Foot Snake Gourd
Snek. Also, the only balloon animal I can ever successfully make.
Load More Replies...Jeff Dabe, A Competitive Arm Wrestler, Has The Biggest Recorded Ring Size, With His Finger Measuring 4.78" Around. His Wrists And Forearms Are 12" And 19" Respectively.
Can you imagine the size of the hand towels in his bathroom?
Load More Replies...This Freaking Hunk Of A Beefy Boii
Chonk Bunny Boi
Hey Big Boi
Awww, it’s adorable! I love pigeons and I like seeing them nice and fat so that shows they are reasonably healthy
A Plump Orca Taking A Leap
Chonk Bear
This Bruiser Of A Cat We Affectionately Named Tank, We Saw While On A Walk This Afternoon
7-Foot Great Dane Is An Absolute Unit
It's Not Even Autumn.
Absolute Floofy Unit
This Absolute Unit Of A Rabbit Definitely Couldn’t Go Down The Rabbit Hole.
Jellybean, An Absolute Unit Of A Frog I Got To Hold Today.
Few People Realise Just How Huge Michelangelo's David Is.
It makes sense that the artist lacked material and time to sculpt the corresponding Goliath.
And people say he has a tiny weewee... He is tall, so it looks smaller, but it is 5.43 inches (14cm) when flacid. It is a normal size.
Massive Coin: The Biggest Coin Royal Mint Has Ever Made
Anyone else read the wording on the coin a mite too quickly and see "the queen's breasts"? No? Only me, then.
Human For Scale
No, it’s a basket shark, they eat anything small enough to float into their mouths, they do not hunt but instead use their mouths as a giant vacuum cleaner for fish and krill and other tiny stuff.
Load More Replies...Basking shark, they eat plankton so the diver is in no danger…of being eaten
Not this one, her name is Deep Blue and she is the largest recorded Great White. https://www.surfertoday.com/environment/who-is-the-deep-blue-shark
Load More Replies...The Hippopotamus Amphibius In All Its Splendor
Hippos kill more people in Africa than any other animal (insects excepted - mosquitoes hold that record). They're cute, but they WILL frak your dren up.
And if you count humans as animals (which we are), humans kill the most humans by far.
Load More Replies...This Unit Of A Coke Bottle
Nope, looks great but was just created for fun with a dispenser jug and a label from a 2ltr bottle.
My Old Dog Was A Unit
That’s so sad! He looked like an amazing guy! I’m so sorry for your loss, losing pets is always hard.
This Chonker Is A New Caledonian Giant Gecko, At 14 Inches From Head To Tail, The Largest Species Of Jaco.
Absolute Newsiboi
This Bearded Dragon
An Huge Mushroom!
World's Biggest Banana. What Would You Do With It?
Supersize pudding, bread, or pie! Two of those or all 3???
In Awe At The Size Of This Penny. Absolute Unit
Assuming that's a genuine error from the mint, it could be worth something.
This Absolute Unit Who Escaped Being Recovered By Police.
My Pigeon Named Bobo Is Very Round
Aww, it is trying is best. After all it already has a nice soft blanket so it deosnt need a good nest
Load More Replies...Robert Bobroczky 7' Tall At 12 Years Of Age And 7'7" At 16 Years
North Queensland Crocodile. Australia
And I’m in south Australia so jealous of there massive crocs
Load More Replies...Please do not feed the crocs. You can laugh, but there is a video of tourists trying to hand feed sausages to a croc
Absolute Unit Tires
Moth At My Work This Morning
The tattoo may be because he's crashed a motorbike a few times and needs to be reminded which way is to slow down.
Turtle wins a rabbit in a race. Classic Aesop's fable.
Load More Replies...My Uncle Made This Warning Sign For My Aunt's Kennel. 6'9" Brother For Scale.
You keep your aunt in a kennel? I hope you let her out for the holidays ;)
Chonky Boy
Snoop Dogg Breaks Guinness World Record For Largest Gin And Juice
This Fish
Vending Machine And An Aquafina Machine.
This Cotton Candy Burrito Is Truly An Absolute Unit
It does look tasty. But only a bit, otherwise it will probably make you sick.
Load More Replies...My Chicken Sandwich From Popeyes
I Ate An Absolute Unit Of A German Schnitzel
They are usually this or almost this large, but at the same time very thin.
This is a half portion os some restaurants. They have even bigger! But yeah , extremely thin.
Load More Replies...They have bigger ones, about double the size. Where you can't see the plate anymore. It's made of several little ones.
