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The internet world is fascinated by photos of “absolute units”. Try to imagine something extremely round and hearty compared to its peers: gigantic crabs, chonky cats or insanely huge hearts of blue whales. Whether it's animals, food or plants, things that are so out of proportion to its surrounding catches anyone's eye.

If you want to see it for yourself, there's a whole subreddit about it. It's called Absolute Units and its community has grown into almost 1M members over the last four years. As one of the rules there states, “Absolute units only. No normal units,” and it's true. We didn't even think things could get this big.

Bored Panda has compiled a list full of huge things you can find on the subreddit. And if that's still not enough, make sure to check out our previous posts here and here.

#1

The Size Of This Dandelion

The Size Of This Dandelion

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Lilly Rose Poppy
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"OOOO A DANDELION!" *Puts in Mouth* Vine reference

Paradise
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spotted Charlie! (Reference to fat cat/funny vet post)

Id row
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So much floof. I love it.

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An “absolute unit'' is something or someone that is comically oversized. One Reddit user several years ago put it like this: "I don't know what an absolute unit is, but I know it when I see it.“ And that's absolutely true. The phrasing is hard to understand at first, but once you do get it, it can be applied to just about anything.

To teach people a bit more about the origin of it, Know Your Meme wrote that the very British term “absolute unit” emerged in the meme universe in 2017. A Twitter user @mrreptoid posted a picture of a British hotelier posing with the Queen of England. He titled the photo "In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit," referring to the hotelier. The tweet and its caption caught on over the following days and others started using it for pictures of various amusingly large objects.

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    #2

    Take A Moment To Look At This Majestic Fluff

    Take A Moment To Look At This Majestic Fluff

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    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, did he fly through a rainbow?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could be a perfect fairytale! The bird that flew through a rainbow

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    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s so pretty! *mesmerized*

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this on my christmas card !

    Whatshername
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Casually stepping from branch to branch, murmuring thoughts..

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a beautiful little bird. i often wonder what the ancient explorers from Britain thought when they first met the parrot and other wonderfully coloured bird in new countries.

    Bruce Scheiman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Abhinc Thank you for sharing that! Beautiful majestic little fluff!!

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    The phrase gives out a positive and celebratory vibe—you're in “awe“ at how big some things can be. The number one rule in the subreddit r/AbsoluteUnits—be nice, no reason to be a rude unit—show how the moderators try to maintain this pleasant feeling throughout the posts. Another one says that posts should include people, not public figures and no creepshots or fat-shaming pics are allowed. As the moderators say, “We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large.“

    And the Museum of English Rural Units found exactly that. They posted a photo on Twitter showcasing a ram and captioned it “look at this absolute unit.” The tweet is counting 103.9K likes and more than 27K retweets. Adam Koszary, the museum’s manager explained that this particular ram is the complete package, full of meat and wool.

    #3

    Pour One Out For Big Jake, At One Point Certified As The Tallest Horse In The World By Guinness, Who Crossed The Rainbow Bridge Today.

    Pour One Out For Big Jake, At One Point Certified As The Tallest Horse In The World By Guinness, Who Crossed The Rainbow Bridge Today.

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a stunningly handsome beast. RIP Big Jake

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a gorgeous boi! RIP darling

    Del#52
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So very cute. May he rest in piece in horse heaven

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean Rest in PEACE... rest in piece would mean he is a sausage now... That would be sad. 🥺

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    Justin Kantner
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for those wondering, he was 210.2 cm / 6 ft 10 3⁄4 in - which means up to his whithers (the ridge between his shoulderblade) as that's how a horse is measured. he weighed 2,600 pounds / 1,133 kg.

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some horse. I remember seeing other photos of him. Should get a part in the Marvel movies. Give him a cape and he's good to go.

    Time2roll86
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww…soo handsome I’m sorry he’s gone. He must be in heaven though! No animal is bad!

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    #4

    "The Mountain" From Game Of Thrones (Actor Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson) Is 6'8, 430lbs, Seen Here With His Father And Grandfather

    "The Mountain" From Game Of Thrones (Actor Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson) Is 6'8, 430lbs, Seen Here With His Father And Grandfather

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    Jos Tiguidou
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably don't sit next to each other on the plane

    Menacia Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have been more impressive if they had a mere mortal standing next to them for contrast.

    Little king trash mouth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True but look at the couch! Looks like a piece of doll furniture

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couch for scale. These unknown people are huge.

    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking that the poor couch looks exhausted.

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have had his wife in the picture. I think she's 5'2" (He is 2m03 and she is 1m29).

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look how tiny that couch looks.

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats 2,03m and 195kg for those of us who like useful units

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    Other livestock is not often as large and stocky as this ram. To explain this further, Koszary wrote that “size and a solid build were considered key attributes by the folks who designed our modern farm breeds.” The farming pioneers took breeds and began to design animals to suit particular climates, landscapes, and production aims. In short, they started super-sizing them.

    #5

    People Don't Realize Just How Huge Moose Can Get

    People Don't Realize Just How Huge Moose Can Get

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animals this size were common in prehistoric Europe, which is one of the many reasons I'm glad I didn't live in prehistoric Europe

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, yes that. And plumbing, couldn't live without that.

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    Katy McMouse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy fuuck. No, I DID NOT know how ridiculously large moose (meese? moosis?) really are.

    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly enough plural is moose. Goose - geese, moose - moose. Makes no sense.

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never realised they were so huge. I'll have to look this up. I always thought they were the size of ... say a horse?? Maaaaan.

    Rage of Aquarius
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mainer here. You're better off hitting a tree than a moose, I've known people who were killed by moose. They're enormous, and nothing beats seeing them in person.

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    Bruce Robb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. It's hard to imagine the size of this critter without something for scale.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s off to destroy a car.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The forest god from Mononoke Hime ♡ (kind of anyway)

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is Jared Padalecki going? (Is this joke too old now? I'm not sure)

    Nicole Sundquist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moose and Squirrel!!!!!! Too SOON!!! I legit just got done with the LAST episode today. Still trying to cope. Your Moose comment made my day though!!!!

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    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't it feel like if you tried to run from it all it would have to do is take two giant steps and out-dawdle you?

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    #6

    That Onion Is Huge

    That Onion Is Huge

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    Monkey Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There aren't enough tears in the world to get through cutting that thing up.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the most British things I've ever seen.

    Del#52
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one will ever love me as much

    Nazda Pokmov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what name he gave it before he ate it?

    Kelly C Bundy II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somebody from Wallace's hometown, if you get the refrence.

    Lisa Sandin
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    4 years ago

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    LavenderAxolotl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish someone looked at me the way this man looks at his onion. Absolutely heartwarming :)

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    If you're brave enough, you can look for absolute units pretty much everywhere. The fashion world is full of creatives who cannot wait to bring new ideas to the game. And the trend that has been popular in the past few years is, you guessed it, oversized clothes. According to the Cut, men's fashion is all about proportion. Noah Johnson, a senior editor at GQ Style, said, “If the Balenciaga Triple S is the piece of the moment, it’s all about being oversized to the point of ridiculousness.”

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    #7

    What An Absolute Fluf

    What An Absolute Fluf

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    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOD THAT DOG IS SO CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s Phil aka the “Don’t Woof” dog.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a small bear, right there..

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love those dogs, big teddy bears.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a sweetie, he needs many kisses. And I mean the dog.

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    #8

    A Comfy Chonk

    A Comfy Chonk

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not chonky, just a big boi/gal..

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look how round....look at those paws! I wanna squeeze the fluff!

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a giant cat, it's just perspective. The cat is in the foreground, making them look way bigger. Basically half of the Lord of the Rings movies were filmed like that...

    Florence
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    toe beans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like an animatronic toy of some sort just.. big

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so want to squoosh those cheeks.

    J Ko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that this cat is so content while wearing a sweater.

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    #9

    This Is Very Impressive Art

    This Is Very Impressive Art

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    Beta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the tide came in

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kind of the point, I think. Made to exist for a fleeting moment .

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously the work of highly advanced aliens - they even included a portal leading to their home planet

    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    High tide: “oh that’s nice. It would be such a shame I just…”

    T.Milly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how long it took to create this masterpiece?

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Thor decided to visit the beach!

    Danny Meeks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems crazy to create something that amazing, taking presumably hours and hours, only for it to be gone. I get the concept of fleeting beauty, but still.

    Tonya Wallace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. It's a hard lesson to learn how not to be attached to much to 'things'.

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy Moly, this is beautiful. Pity it will be destroyed, if a painting I would hang that on my wall.

    Kat Lyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is what you call a temporary art installation.

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    And even though dad's sneakers and enormous jackets are very bulky, they look unmistakably fashionable. The “absolute unit” meme went as far as it did “not just because it was funny, but also because it hit a cultural nerve.“ Fashion world adopted it simply because the internet is where men feel comfortable talking about clothes.

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    #10

    My Maine Coon Compared To My 5'5" Girlfriend

    My Maine Coon Compared To My 5'5" Girlfriend

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maine coons, so big and so chill. Great pets!!

    Tonya Wallace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for that info. *Adds Maine C**n to Christmas list.*

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    thatmagicgaychick
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean "your" girlfriend? she is clearly the cat's

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The expression, 'She is mine now hooman' ;o)

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maine coons are so cool...as don't you mean...his gf...I don't think you're in that equation anymore Lol

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'My overlord and his girlfriend" seems like a more appropriate title.

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    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny how grumpy they look most of the time, when they actually are the most gentle and chill creatures.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he stole your girlfriend.🤣

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like her Maine c**n.

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    #11

    This Gigantic Cock

    This Gigantic Cock

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all the little c***s in the background are sad

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure he's sharing c**k pics all around..

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    Beta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang that’s one massive c**k

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the only acceptable c**k pic.

    Menacia Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man holds his huge c*ck, film at 11.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you happen to summon that one pedantic genie. Lol

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rooster is pretty big too...

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "do you wanna see the picture of my c**k?"

    ElenaK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So BP can write c**k but we cannot?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he posted this picture himself, otherwise someone has been googling "massive c**k".

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    #12

    This Is The Soft Giant Isabkuro From Rwanda.

    This Is The Soft Giant Isabkuro From Rwanda.

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    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be a trick of forced perspective: how far is she REALLY behind the gorilla? Because the tallest gorilla ever recorded is 6'6".

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enough to be out of focus while the grass in front is sharp. Still, he is big enough you don't want to piss him off.

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    Terilee Bruyere
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huge, but the photo kind of tricks the mind in to seeing it as much larger than it is.

    Deson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mess with her and you mess with me!"

    Akorfa No.9
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you think you looking at? Huh?

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    So as you can see from the compiled list of amusingly oversized stuff, “absolute unit” can be implied to nearly everything. After seeing real examples of it, you should understand the essence of what being an absolute unit brings about.

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    #13

    This Dog Sized Cat

    This Dog Sized Cat

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my goodness...look at him/her! What I like is she/he doesn't look unhealthy big for a cat....just an absolute unit.

    Monkey Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a guy who was 22lbs. He wasn't overweight either, he was just a very big cat.

    Mz Fitz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, my Winston was 28 pounds, the first time the yard guys ever came to my house they knocked on the door and asked me to bring my dog in. I was like, um I don't have a dog. When they found out he was a cat they all took pictures with him.

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    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat does not need a tag, it needs a warning signal.

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is about my cat's size. Miles has larger paws and he is a tuxedo. 20lb of fluffiness.

    BatPig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat (tabby) is bigger than my dog (shihtzu)

    Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely cuddleable

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    #14

    The Size Of The Bald Eagle Caught On A Trail Cam.

    The Size Of The Bald Eagle Caught On A Trail Cam.

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW, coyote be like "nope" ..... Edit: Grumble O'Pug pointed out that it's a coyote not a wolf.

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a coyote. flatter head, smaller eyes, and alone. He's hungry and snatchy.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Are you descended from dinosaurs? I THINK NOT, mammalian scum"

    Red Hair Blue Soul
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eagles are massive. You don't realize until you see them up close.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a parrot can crack a Brazil nut, imagine the damage that eagle’s beak can do.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You almost need to see one in person to appreciate how big they can be.

    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drop Wedgetail Eagle in there. Baldy will run away squealing

    Bilal Ali
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw an image on google , of it next to a person, it didn't look large..

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    Bobbie Meyers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad birdie didn't kill and eat that nasty thing.

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    #15

    These Absolute Units Of Antlers On These Red Stags

    These Absolute Units Of Antlers On These Red Stags

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    Jody Brown
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does his neck not constantly hurt?

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it does... I mean, if our backs can hurt due to big and heavy boobs, maybe animals have their own neck pains for heavy big antlers and such. Sure they probably know how to deal with it and how to take a break. Just like we do too, after all...

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    Tee Witt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is before some smart a**e with a gun decides to blast him to death because it makes him a "Big Man", pathetic.

    Coleby G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could dry a lot of towels on that rack

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have never thought of such use😅😅😅

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    Dave P
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the European Red Stag is known for massive antlers, they also are supposed to be very tasty

    Isaac nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is either a 36 or 38 point red stage, it’s hard to tell with how many points it has.

    BatPig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And someone jerk is going to kill him so they can mount his antlers on the wall

    Time2roll86
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that the (I think it’s a deer correct me if I’m wrong) deer family hangs there Christmas tree ornaments on his antlers!

    Josy Bannon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how can he walk through the woods without getting tangled up with trees and branches? Or does he avoid dense forrests?

    Chandelure F-5
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U H M . . . E X C U S E M E , S I R ? W H Y A R E Y O U R A N T L E R S R E M A I N I N G A N D M A S S I V E ?

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    #16

    Someone Said Cuddles Would Fit Here

    Someone Said Cuddles Would Fit Here

    YesleyHulshof Report

    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw! I'll be the first to say, this frog needs some luv! 💕🤗

    FailBunny17
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... The posture of the frog says "or else" me thinks 😂

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that his name is Cuddles but it looks like he’s going to beat the crap out of anyone who laughs at his name.

    T.Milly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The frog looks like he's cracking his knuckles in an attempt to frighten a subordinate frog.

    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His hands say he’s gonna BEAT. YOU. UP.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its posture makes it look like an evil corporate alien. "We need to sell the solar system... But this third planet keeps making trouble. Glorp, Zark, Klurg, you know what to do."

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how much he bench presses?

    Perfumista Perfumista
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuddles wants to make you an offer you can't refuse

    Matthew Howard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the most beautiful phrog ever

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    #17

    Anyone Missing A Big Boy? This Guy Was Found Alone In The Forest And Is At My Local Humane Society.

    Anyone Missing A Big Boy? This Guy Was Found Alone In The Forest And Is At My Local Humane Society.

    Speedy_Greyhound Report

    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he eat his owners?

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, His hoomans what feeding him enough. So, After chowing down on his hoomans, he went looking for more.

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how my chonk was found! Except she was preggo too 🤦‍♀️ PS she has long since stopped being a chonk but if she had her way her feet wouldn't touch the floor 😃

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me he found his home.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That tech is going to need a back massage after this workout

    Jean Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww - I'll take him. Can he be shipped to the UK? On second thoughts, he'd probably be able to wade across!!

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    #18

    Absolute Herb Unit

    Absolute Herb Unit

    omniwrench- Report

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Green thumb gardener. Fun fact…gardeners are eternal optimists, like it or not. Anyone who routinely puts a dried up seed into a patch of soil just knowing something miraculous will happen in the near future.

    Yara Balabanova
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes people are just lucky with plants, because their house has the right light and humidity for a certain plant.

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kind of an achievement. I have many plants but never managed to keep a basil alive.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even though I'm horrible at growing plants i can tell you for sure that this is not a big basil plant! Not even close! I don't have a photo but my mum had grown one in our old apartment that was 3 times this size! Basil can get pretty big quite easily

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that explains why my grocery store basil always dies so quickly.

    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your Majesty the Queen of Basilness

    Bobbie Meyers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend's basil is much, much larger than that.

    Gia SDP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I plant my basil in the same place every year and it literally turns into a shrub! One year I moved it and he was like, nope, I shall only shrubberize over *there*. Okay, Mr. Basil, back to the glorious center of the herb garden you go.

    Alex Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Trader Joe's basil is just as big and I have taken cuttings and made babies. Trader Joe's has awesome herb plants.

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    #19

    Very Thicc Floof

    Very Thicc Floof

    carrotyAngel Report

    Wendy Franck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Bone Bone from Thailand, he has his own instagram

    Potato fries
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    correct me if im wrong, is he the one that guards watermelons? (soz that sounds stupid but i think i saw it somwehre lol)

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    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat is wearing his own Pokemon backpack. A backpack, people. On a cat.

    Whatshername
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do hope the beast enjoys being treated and held like a baby.

    Raye West
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I. Need. That. Cat. Backpack.

    Meif’wa Fan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GIVE ME OR I WILL END YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >:[

    Bobbie Meyers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your cat has a back fat roll, it's too fat, which is abuse.

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    #20

    Basically Everything About These Baobab Trees Is Fit For This Sub.

    Basically Everything About These Baobab Trees Is Fit For This Sub.

    MARIAS76 Report

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such oddly majestic trees. Like right out of a Dr. Seuss book

    memyselfandI
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not Dr Seuss, but they feature prominently in the book The Little Prince. Which is somewhat similar.

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to live very close to the biggest baobab on record. They are such incredible trees.

    Marina Bailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a baobab tree somewhere here in Mzansi that has a bar built in it.

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just wondering if you could hollow it out and make it a house, lol. Did the bar-baobab survive that?

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    Glynna Bowood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly these trees are dying out all over their natural habitats.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an upside down potato!!

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    #21

    Behemoth Butter Cabbage Grown In Hedensted, Denmark

    Behemoth Butter Cabbage Grown In Hedensted, Denmark

    WideEyes369 Report

    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you mean to say “chungus rose”?

    Emmy🧡️
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cabbage merchant punching the air right now. 🥬✨

    Glynna Bowood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish that was in my veg box delivery!

    Kantami Blossom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a mean green mother from outer space😂

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salad for sixteen…check

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    #22

    An Absolute Unit Of A Fern

    An Absolute Unit Of A Fern

    regian24 Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're going to need a bigger house.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recreate a rainforest in the comfort of your own home

    Yara Balabanova
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh it's gorgeous! I hope this person didn't kill it, I find ferns to be very difficult

    Hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The description was correct.

    Chandelure F-5
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    water that mf or flowey gonna kill ya

    Sargio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine breathing that air while chilling on the couch

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg. My sister, who is a horticulturist, had one she had been growing for over 20 years. It was at least ten times larger. She had to use a block and tackle to lift it into this huge tree in her front yard. Two years ago, someone stole it. We figure an interior designer put an order out for a large fern. And bam, it is gone.

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    #23

    Absolute Unit Of A Tortoise

    Absolute Unit Of A Tortoise

    avalef Report

    Beta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dees are my children. And these are their moms

    Soap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil baby turtles heheheheheh

    Nazda Pokmov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tortoise at least 150-200 years old....

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    #24

    This Heart Of A Blue Whale

    This Heart Of A Blue Whale

    j3ffr33d0m Report

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The biggest vein you can see here can have a small child swim through it

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    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have been better it had been left in the Whale. Doubt he can do much now without it.

    TeethClipper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you hear their heartbeats when you swim with them?

    Sargio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really puts life into perspective

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    #25

    When You Misplace A Point Ordering A Drill Bit

    When You Misplace A Point Ordering A Drill Bit

    JoachimG Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least you'll never lose it

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't say that, some people will take that as a challenge.

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you order a 3.125 inch drill instead of a .3125 inch drill.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the credit side, you could probably gain access to a bank vault

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks to be a taper-shank bit for use in a lathe.

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    Monkey Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah....I imagine you'd notice where the decimal point landed on the cost of that monster.

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That definitely won't fit in my drill bit case.

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND they actually carry that size.

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    #26

    Some Units Need Trailers!

    Some Units Need Trailers!

    JimmyBags2 Report

    Beta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those the pumpkins that people go rafting on?

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People go rafting on pumpkins?? What? I need more information!

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    Laura Be
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cinderella was here last night

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the garden at the nuclear plant.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they're being transported carefully, I'd hate to see them get squashed

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoooot, pumpkin festival here we come!!

    Living Example
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first it was just a pie-in-the sky dream but Cletus, seedy though he was, didn't listen to those naysayers who tried to squash his dream. People said he was a fruit and out of his gourd for loving what they perceived as a woman's job. But his good friend Jack and his lantern helped keep watch over Cletus's treasure for he had heard tales through the vine of people smashing pumpkins, while others were even rumored to have carved them up only to leave their shriveled faces to the mercy of the local fauna! But in the end Cletus and Jack managed to trick any would-be pumpkin pirates and were able to enjoy a monster treat and had enough for Jack's mummy.

    Hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do they do with them?

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is likely from Alaska Due to 24 hour s of sun they get in the summer they raise them this big and have a contest at the state fair to see who grew the biggest.

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    MauKini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's from an episode of that weird transporting TV show. They did in fact lose one pumpkin.

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    #27

    The Tallest Mallard Duck To Have Ever Lived (Since Records Began) Known As 'Long Boi' He Lives On The Campus Of The University Of York, England. He Stands Just Over 1m Tall (3.5ft).

    The Tallest Mallard Duck To Have Ever Lived (Since Records Began) Known As 'Long Boi' He Lives On The Campus Of The University Of York, England. He Stands Just Over 1m Tall (3.5ft).

    regian24 Report

    Wilf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a cross between a Mallard and an Indian Running Duck. He's got his own Instagram https://www.instagram.com/longboiyork/?hl=en

    Erika
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Mallard is an Indian Runner Duck mix, but still impressive.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way he stands reminds me of lemurs

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He stands like a Runner duck. He is half Runner duck.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, a York resident, stands up and cheers

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think mama duck might have had a gander sneaking in while papa duck was away.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s just looking for a girl.

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    #28

    This Cat-Loving Beard

    This Cat-Loving Beard

    butzum Report

    Greymom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty has seen some things!

    Meif’wa Fan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I- how long does it take for a female to grow a beard?

    Bouthaina Van buuren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the purpose of beards anyway if not to make a cat refuge

    Marc Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an Edward Lear illustration

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I let my small animals climb into my hair and...I-I thought I was the only one! I finally feel like I belong! :,D

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Betcha he had a sense of humor...

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    #29

    This Guinea Pig Is An Absolute Unit

    This Guinea Pig Is An Absolute Unit

    -stay- Report

    Meghan Hirt-Gehr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is in Peru, that guinea pig is done for

    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guinea pig would kick @** for sure

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even allowing for the forced perspective it's a big 'un

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guinea pig has been chosen as dinner.

    Nunya Bus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guinea pig is seriously bigger than my dog.

    littlesaresare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks bigger in the photo than it really is. Look at the hands - forced perspective. Although these are indeed much bigger than our pet guinea pigs, they're still only around 3 kg.

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guinea Pig: Honestly, I haven't been hanging round with capybaras! Its just got tall genes. Other one: Oh yeah Martha? Then why did he eat all the other children in one bite, huh?

    Derek Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It shouldn't be on here, that's animal abuse. Look at the cages, they're bred to be eaten or used for something else. Please remove this.

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an animal used for meat. Nothing abusive about it. It's their cultural heritage.

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    Aqualia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I thought my guinea pigs were massive-

    Bex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should eat that Woman instead

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    #30

    Green Bean Dad Grew, Banana For Scale.

    Green Bean Dad Grew, Banana For Scale.

    Clones_ontherun Report

    Olive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so dumb, I thought this was a snake and almost sped scrolled to get by it!

    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s like every green bean I’ve ever eaten

    ElenaK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree! All the beans of this kind get that big if you let them .

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    Hemath
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There can't be a better scale than banana.....

    Call Me Mars
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was a snake for a minute. That's amazing!

    lightbulb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf, I thought that was a snake at first.

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    #31

    The Size Of Those Ears!

    The Size Of Those Ears!

    hconfiance Report

    Jody Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The better to -- please stop shouting

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may speak I'm all ears!

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Burning Man hare if I ever saw one.

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    #32

    The Longest Boi

    The Longest Boi

    gonzoblair Report

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a Borzoi?? Beautiful pup

    Enlee Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His mother was a Golden retriever, his father was an aardvark.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently she's been on BP before: https://www.boredpanda.com/dog-long-snout-sighthound-borzoi-eris-eriszoi/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Beetlejuice.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part Aardvark? But those eyes though. <3

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    #33

    This 80 Year Old Saltwater Crocodile From Australia.

    This 80 Year Old Saltwater Crocodile From Australia.

    TafelZitter Report

    Bill cipher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lost that arm to another crocodile to which the big one ate

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact! This croc lost his from leg after getting into a fight with a shark! The shark got his leg, but our reptilian friend here, lived the fight another day.

    B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a croc lunge for a piece of meat (feeding time at a sanctuary) - it missed and grabbed another croc's forearm. One quick twist and the arm was gone. So fast, so efficient, these animals scare the crud out of me.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Damn tourists interrupting my nap - I'm 80 years old, fer pete's sake"

    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Australia. These things scare me white.

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the croc surfacing to say "Hi" to the tourists, or was it looking for a snack?

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    #34

    Quartz Crystal Cluster On Display In A Museum In Namibia. This Is The World's Largest Quartz Cluster, It Was Discovered In 1985 At The Bottom Of A 45 Metre Deep Cave In The Otjua Mine Near Karibib In Namibia. It Weighs 14,100 Kg And Took Three Years To Excavate And Remove.

    Quartz Crystal Cluster On Display In A Museum In Namibia. This Is The World's Largest Quartz Cluster, It Was Discovered In 1985 At The Bottom Of A 45 Metre Deep Cave In The Otjua Mine Near Karibib In Namibia. It Weighs 14,100 Kg And Took Three Years To Excavate And Remove.

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    Beta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worth 3.5 million dollars

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of it due to the excavation costs, I presume.

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    Fxnglhl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that one naturalist: that can cure [insert any disease here]

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Question is, do you swallow it or is it a suppository?

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    Honey Slime
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the fact we didn't leave it in nature but tore it out of the ground for display value.

    Debby B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re being sarcastic, I totally agree!

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    Coleby G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a giant booger

    ephemeral_mochi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may wanna get your nose checked by a doctor.

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    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god it says 'On Display'...

    K R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave it where you found it, take a picture, wtf

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    #35

    This Absolute Unit Of An Aquamarine Gem!

    This Absolute Unit Of An Aquamarine Gem!

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine putting that in a ring or pendant.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine getting a punch from someone wearing that ring! Ouch

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s clearly a trapped soul in there

    Terd Fergison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see Hulk Hogan's face in the top right corner of the gem, Brother!

    Nadja Brandys
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even its owner looking at it in disbelief...

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    #36

    Brown Spotted Grand Croaker

    Brown Spotted Grand Croaker

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    Soap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's shaped like a friend

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at his gorgeous little fingers. I want to hold hands with him.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey… where’s the Chihuahua?

    Florence
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    phroggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like bronze... Beautiful monster.

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that supposed to...ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD....

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    #37

    This Polypore I Found! Don’t Worry, It Was Already Detached And Wasn’t Picked For The Photo

    This Polypore I Found! Don’t Worry, It Was Already Detached And Wasn’t Picked For The Photo

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if it was picked, to remove it from a tree does not harm either the tree or the fungi. Very cool find

    Borealbabe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an old and magnificent ganoderma applanatum! Beautiful find. This is a member of the same family of the reishi mushroom and is very medicinal when more fresh. Also known as the artists conk, if you turn it over and scratch the underside it darkens and can be "drawn" on.

    #38

    This Horse

    This Horse

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He reminds me of medieval paintings of 'horses', simply because he is so muscly he seems out of proportion!

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Medieval heavy horse was probably a heavy hunter and not a draft horse. This is a Quarter Horse halter horse. Awfully small by comparison and small bone. The showring standard has turned the Quarterhorse into a joke.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This horse has better complexion and skin tone than I do. Absolute beauty!

    Warloew Brinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy she tells you not to worry about.

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a Quarter horse or Paint ( depends on bloodlines). Thy are built like that for running quarter mile races, hence the name

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're such beautiful animals.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah - that's what you call an 'absolute unit'. It's not just size, it's how the size presents itself.

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    #39

    An Absolute Unit Of A Cat

    An Absolute Unit Of A Cat

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    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol BP even crossed that out (by the way, what is a c**n? I know the cat, but not the swearing term)

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    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never heard if that word in a derogatory way...

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a beautiful floof, love those cats.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helllllooooo dahhhling. How do you do?

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    #40

    This Is Max. A Unit I Met In Lowes

    This Is Max. A Unit I Met In Lowes

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    Sanguinius
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Max is a good name. As in set size: Max

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be there looking for Max a new saddle.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn’t he pulling the cart?

    Jean Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does he sit? Anywhere he d**n well likes!!

    Diana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a cute little great dane😍

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Max looks similar to my Dr. Jones.

    Kimu but she’s inactive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think thats an absolute unit of a dog you got another thing coming

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    #41

    My Wife As A Baby. Absolute Unit.

    My Wife As A Baby. Absolute Unit.

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    Beta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you seen the couch on that baby?

    Emma Crompton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brave man... this was his last action before his sad demise. I assume...

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather have the big cat.

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's Jabba the Baby or is it Baby the Hutt?

    Josh Tall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you still married, after this?

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    #42

    Boy With His Pet Boar, Ca. 1930.

    Boy With His Pet Boar, Ca. 1930.

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holybaconbutt now THATS a big pig

    Alex Luiz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Child looks sinister. Is the pig so large because it disposes of the bodies?

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean this in the nicest way... they have the same expression!

    Glynna Bowood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, I can ride it- What a stupid question...I just can't reach the stirrups.

    Lesley J Wright
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Riding high on the hog - quite literally.

    Nazda Pokmov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids in the 30's sure had some weird pets.

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now there's something you don't see every day.

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    #43

    Tasmanian Giant Crab. Absolute Unit

    Tasmanian Giant Crab. Absolute Unit

    HighlightExtension71 Report

    Beta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s memo the crab with his lucky pincer

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a whole lotta crab cakes! ;)

    Ciara Stone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this is probably going to get some hate but my first thought was "damn, I bet those crab legs would be full of meat, I'd get my money's worth at that meal!"

    David Gripon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing will snip your arm right off.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't try putting him in a pot.

    Sharon Heim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please put him back in the water, quick!

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    #44

    This Absolute Unit Of A Guard Captain At Castle Hochosterwitz In Austria. He Is Said To Have Been 2,25 Meters Tall (7'10').

    This Absolute Unit Of A Guard Captain At Castle Hochosterwitz In Austria. He Is Said To Have Been 2,25 Meters Tall (7'10').

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    Zozo🤟
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like an adult supervising a school costume party😂

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We shall conquer this cast... -Nein. You shan't. -You are right. I won't. Goodbye."

    Nameless 4
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the other guards are just minions the big guy spawns in during his boss fight.

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone tries to invade and see this guy ..Im out..drops weapons and runawaaaaaaaaaaaay.

    Kelly C Bundy II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    must be Prussian (seriously, that's the size of men Fredrik the Great was looking for)

    Printerman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... "The Mountain", basically.

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    #45

    Looooong Boi

    Looooong Boi

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That cat totally doesn't match those pants." Joan Rivers said as she rolled her eyes.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt if facelift queen Joan Rivers was capable of rolling her eyes for the last few decades of her life

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    #46

    This Absolute Unit Of A Rabbit

    This Absolute Unit Of A Rabbit

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    Steph
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am worried how it is kept... look at the cages in the back :-(

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bunny is like, "Hey, watch it with the hand!"

    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at bunny's eyes. Where is the man's hand?

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daaaaad, stop embarrassing me...

    MikeWheelerFan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting, the ears aren’t long enough for it to be a Flemish Giant.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't fit in the oven. Lucky boy.

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    #47

    Largest Breed Of Chicken And Smallest Breed Of Chicken

    Largest Breed Of Chicken And Smallest Breed Of Chicken

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reckon the big one could take Colonel Sanders! 😬

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case anyone was wondering: Brahma (big) and Serama (small)! Both happen to be sweethearts.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like something from that movie Food of the Gods.

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friends for life. At a movie theater near you.

    CorgiGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are dwarf type chickens that are smaller than this one.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a co*ck measuring contest! The little guy has no reason to be ashamed.

    the fallen soufflé
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what animal is in the background? a deer, or a hog?

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    #48

    I Thought That Was His Chin

    I Thought That Was His Chin

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    Titas Burinskas
    BoredPanda Staff
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the wife seems happy about it.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else think that was a guy with a triple chin and tiny smile before realizing that "chin" was a tongue

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Looks at pic* "What's this, most chins man?" *Reads caption* "Tongue...but I don't see a...wait. Is that whole thing really his tongue?!?" *Looks at wife's gigantic smile* "Yep."

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    Kellykopter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like it would just be like a giant paintbrush covering the entire outside area and offering no real joy

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... That's not the first of his 3 chins?

    tangy chip
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought that was part of his chin for a second

    Hadesdaughter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was another chin at first 0-0

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gets lost in his face doesn't it?

    B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, 1. Lollipop, 0

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    #49

    Mobile Waste Disposal Unit

    Mobile Waste Disposal Unit

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    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it sees you you’re already dead

    Chandelure F-5
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [[Omae wa mou shindeiru]] shoulda been in place of [[you're already dead]](aka edit it pls)

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    Elin Noller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boars are massive, like bear size, ppl tend to forget that

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG Unit is an understatement.

    Hilario Valdez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now that's how you dumpster dive!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the kids demand unhealthy snacks and won't shut up until you get them

    #50

    Frog Turned Unit?

    Frog Turned Unit?

    outlawkylling Report

    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY SO MANY LARGE AMPHIBIANS!!!!!!

    tangy chip
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because they amphibi-can..... badum tss

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    Scarlett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the purple frog. It only comes out in the monsoons. *flexes her amphibian knowledge*

    Helenium
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its like a turtle with a nut allergy

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man... I laughed way to hard at this....

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    Jenn Ryan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a turtle that ate its shell.

    AnxietyRiddenMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it look like a frog body and a turtle head?? A frurtle

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my brothers used to call silent farts “furtles”. Sorry furtle.

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did evolution do him dirty like that?

    Soap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean? They're fabulous

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    K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I look like that in photos.

    NotTodaySatan!!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does he breathe?? Does he know him little face is disappearing??? I have SO many questions!! Hahaha!

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    #51

    There’s A Moth Bigger Than Your Hand, With A Wingspan Of 1 Foot. A Few Have Been Sighted In The UK.

    There’s A Moth Bigger Than Your Hand, With A Wingspan Of 1 Foot. A Few Have Been Sighted In The UK.

    Auxxit Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as they don't come to my part of England I'm quite willing to admire their fluffy legs

    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australian wood moth and there’s no way they are in the UK

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst nightmares of clothes shop owners.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for not killing it. It's survival rate is, obviously, very, very slight.

    HempFairy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So absolutely beautiful! I love moths.

    Lolly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, that is in the UK? I need to move

    Paula Marowsky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only a moth. Can't bite. Or scratch. Nor is poisonous... It can' t even suck your blood.

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    #52

    That's A Big Sheep

    That's A Big Sheep

    regian24 Report

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like big fluff and I cannot lie...

    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would absolutely go you if you jumped the fence

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    "Cannae"? Does this mean "can not"? If so, why? It's the same amount of letters. Not easier to type. Sounds ignorant. Right up there with "tryna" "prolly" and "ima"

    Erika
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scotland started that trend a few hundred years ago.

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    #53

    My Big Boy, With A Proper Samoan Coconut For Scale

    My Big Boy, With A Proper Samoan Coconut For Scale

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    #55

    Muslim Unit

    Muslim Unit

    Equallytrain33 Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spins the Kaaba on one finger to complete his Hajj.

    Terd Fergison
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Muslim muscle-man. There's an meteorite in that black box. When muslims pray toward mecca, they're praying towards an meteorite that they think is holy.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deus vult... On second thought, I will stay at home and mind my own business.

    Gelo Ferns
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    "Meditate or i will beat you up"

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    #56

    Nasa Has A Plane Called Super Guppy That's Designed To Transport Rockets, Large Equipment And Even Other Planes

    Nasa Has A Plane Called Super Guppy That's Designed To Transport Rockets, Large Equipment And Even Other Planes

    regian24 Report

    Michelle Carlson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you seen a C-5? data:image/jpeg;base64,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

    Michelle Carlson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's terrible. Sorry for the dreadful link.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Already on the drawing board: Ultra Guppy, capable of holding a fully loaded Super Guppy

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What for though, what use? Why waste unnecessary money on this when the people are in much more need that defense?

    Gabriel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tradition of americans of having flags everywhere is sickening

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see similar planes ( Airbus Beluga) every day at the Airbus plant in Toulouse

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    #57

    Biggus Chungus

    Biggus Chungus

    DinerEnBlanc Report

    Meif’wa Fan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No cat is as big chungus as my 3 year old kitten

    #58

    This French Lady And Her Absolute Unit Of A Baguette!

    This French Lady And Her Absolute Unit Of A Baguette!

    GullibleInevitable14 Report

    Elsker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the unit of an oven that bread came out of

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having just stabbed her husband to death, Marie managed to remain calm and even went shopping as usual. If only she'd remembered to take her apron off first

    Whatshername
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet not holding it where the paper is..

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come onnn, nobody likes to drag their bread on the ground.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And her sick bottles of wine... The frenchest french frenchy France ever franced.

    Rod Egret
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a "baguette", this is a "pain".

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    #59

    This Banana

    This Banana

    -completely-useles- Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use it for scale to confuse people..

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry I need a banana for scale ;o)

    Bubba
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's probably more than one banana inside

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I like my bananas...for alternate activities.

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    #60

    Absolute Unit Of A Jaguar

    Absolute Unit Of A Jaguar

    OncaAtrox Report

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck did it eat..a whole hippo??

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if it gets Pablo Escobar's hippos. Jaguars are indigenous to the Americas

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    BMcG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick everyone on the inter web respond and stating that it's unhealthy for the cat to be this size and that it should be fed less...

    vivioh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m thinking she might be pregnant. Her nipples look full like she’s getting ready to deliver.

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not running very fast these days I bet.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a bit of a chonk

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    #61

    Two Kings

    Two Kings

    maybe_bagels Report

    Katy McMouse
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    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's Guy Fieri, that unit might be in a spot of trouble.

    Jackson Sharpe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering if that was him or just his doppelgänger!!!

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice how the capybara has already transmitted its Zenlike calm to its owner

    Belinda Jane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for saying which animal. I was thinking wombat but knew that wasn't it

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    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont buy that as Guy Fieri for real. Like a photoshopped head? Edit: apparently the dude has a bunch of animals.

    #62

    Absolute Unit Of Kangaroo Watches Over All!

    Absolute Unit Of Kangaroo Watches Over All!

    thenarcostate Report

    Susan S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would probably pee on myself if this kangaroo randomly popped out in front of me from a nearby bush

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As i have said before, he is only asking for help with his bad ear.

    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I shouldn't, but I laughed at the title

    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big Roos are absolutely stacked. Look like they pump serious iron

    CLG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it should have tattoos

    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s about to get relocated. Attacked someone last week. Again

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't help wondering a) what tore his ear, and b) if it's still out there

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    #63

    This Cow In Scotland

    This Cow In Scotland

    callum_james_cole Report

    Dolly Bun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That ain't no cow. That's a bull and a big boy at that.

    ethan kraner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    belgian blue cattle? they dont have the gene required to inhibit muscle growth, he will smush you flat

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a cow, no way, all day, BULL.

    Debra Robinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cow" is acceptable for both, really. We need a neutral singular term to use for either. Like "bitch" is a female dog but there's no other word for males. Weird, fuccked up English.

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    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a Highland Bull though.

    B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the grass really is greener on that side...

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, they did not censor the bull's boules... surprising.

    Beta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s the female version of the red bull

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    #64

    6 Foot Snake Gourd

    6 Foot Snake Gourd

    ssigea Report

    B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snek. Also, the only balloon animal I can ever successfully make.

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    #65

    Jeff Dabe, A Competitive Arm Wrestler, Has The Biggest Recorded Ring Size, With His Finger Measuring 4.78" Around. His Wrists And Forearms Are 12" And 19" Respectively.

    Jeff Dabe, A Competitive Arm Wrestler, Has The Biggest Recorded Ring Size, With His Finger Measuring 4.78" Around. His Wrists And Forearms Are 12" And 19" Respectively.

    regian24 Report

    Katherine Boag
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    4 years ago

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    I think you mean M E G A dactyly

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    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to arm wrestle with him when his palm covers your whole arm?

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he forgot to wash them...

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine the size of the hand towels in his bathroom?

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no smiling wife in photo this time ? i guess she is.

    Damon
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    4 years ago

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    Like original blue and yellow costume Beast from the X-men

    #66

    This Freaking Hunk Of A Beefy Boii

    This Freaking Hunk Of A Beefy Boii

    jarvis_mark1 Report

    #67

    Chonk Bunny Boi

    Chonk Bunny Boi

    westerosi_codger Report

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lab's proud of his bunny.

    Mr.lazy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

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    #68

    Hey Big Boi

    Hey Big Boi

    carydadon Report

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, it’s adorable! I love pigeons and I like seeing them nice and fat so that shows they are reasonably healthy

    GaeFrog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's healthier for them to be at a normal weight...

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    #69

    A Plump Orca Taking A Leap

    A Plump Orca Taking A Leap

    Peachy-Persimmons Report

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a bird, it's a plan, it's a a guy in tights ? no, it's super orca !

    #70

    Chonk Bear

    Chonk Bear

    thatguykeith Report

    #71

    This Bruiser Of A Cat We Affectionately Named Tank, We Saw While On A Walk This Afternoon

    This Bruiser Of A Cat We Affectionately Named Tank, We Saw While On A Walk This Afternoon

    Jackwiththebeard Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Mr. Tank to you. Mr. Tank will see you now!

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tank is a purrfect name for this big cutie.

    Michael Fernandez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a roommate south a huge cat named Diesel.

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    #72

    7-Foot Great Dane Is An Absolute Unit

    7-Foot Great Dane Is An Absolute Unit

    felipebsr Report

    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I see a humongous dog, I can’t help thinking about the size of the shite you’d be picking up in the backyard

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think of is how short a time you will get to love him.

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    #73

    It's Not Even Autumn.

    It's Not Even Autumn.

    tigrefacile Report

    #75

    This Absolute Unit Of A Rabbit Definitely Couldn’t Go Down The Rabbit Hole.

    This Absolute Unit Of A Rabbit Definitely Couldn’t Go Down The Rabbit Hole.

    Peachy-Persimmons Report

    Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cutie! The kid too, I guess

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone is freaked out by the giant frogs, but this here is a nightmare to me.

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    #76

    Jellybean, An Absolute Unit Of A Frog I Got To Hold Today.

    Jellybean, An Absolute Unit Of A Frog I Got To Hold Today.

    stopmakinghumans Report

    Soap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are people scared of frogs? They're wonderful creatures!

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frog's face is like WTF.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did he do to your arms?

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am a living being, not a photo opp"

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    #77

    Few People Realise Just How Huge Michelangelo's David Is.

    Few People Realise Just How Huge Michelangelo's David Is.

    regian24 Report

    Beta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t got much balls though :)

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it get bigger when they vacuum ?

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody wants to he seen touching “it”.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes sense that the artist lacked material and time to sculpt the corresponding Goliath.

    vivioh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably one of the most exquisite pieces of art in the world. (IMO) The hands are incredible. They look like they could open and touch you gently. My first view of this statue was truly breathtaking.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's the only part in a really scale :p

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people say he has a tiny weewee... He is tall, so it looks smaller, but it is 5.43 inches (14cm) when flacid. It is a normal size.

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    #78

    Massive Coin: The Biggest Coin Royal Mint Has Ever Made

    Massive Coin: The Biggest Coin Royal Mint Has Ever Made

    j3ffr33d0m Report

    Tony James
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else read the wording on the coin a mite too quickly and see "the queen's breasts"? No? Only me, then.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exact change only, or we keep it.

    #79

    Human For Scale

    Human For Scale

    talon1z Report

    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brave human... is that a Great White???

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it’s a basket shark, they eat anything small enough to float into their mouths, they do not hunt but instead use their mouths as a giant vacuum cleaner for fish and krill and other tiny stuff.

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    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For scale, and for breakfast.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basking shark, they eat plankton so the diver is in no danger…of being eaten

    SupaCab
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not this one, her name is Deep Blue and she is the largest recorded Great White. https://www.surfertoday.com/environment/who-is-the-deep-blue-shark

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    #80

    The Hippopotamus Amphibius In All Its Splendor

    The Hippopotamus Amphibius In All Its Splendor

    lieV_aapje Report

    Marina Bailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hippos kill more people in Africa than any other animal (insects excepted - mosquitoes hold that record). They're cute, but they WILL frak your dren up.

    Terd Fergison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you count humans as animals (which we are), humans kill the most humans by far.

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    #81

    This Unit Of A Coke Bottle

    This Unit Of A Coke Bottle

    DryBrush9 Report

    Whatshername
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, looks great but was just created for fun with a dispenser jug and a label from a 2ltr bottle.

    CLG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drop a tube of Mentos into it

    B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would create a nuclear scale explosion.

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    Spring Fisk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next size to be offered at McDonald's

    Gelo Ferns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    badlandschugs : Challenge accepted

    Erika
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now with less sugar." In that quantity, that doesn't really matter.

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    #82

    My Old Dog Was A Unit

    My Old Dog Was A Unit

    FlintlockPearl Report

    That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s so sad! He looked like an amazing guy! I’m so sorry for your loss, losing pets is always hard.

    #83

    This Chonker Is A New Caledonian Giant Gecko, At 14 Inches From Head To Tail, The Largest Species Of Jaco.

    This Chonker Is A New Caledonian Giant Gecko, At 14 Inches From Head To Tail, The Largest Species Of Jaco.

    ElvinaOlivas Report

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He kinda looks like he was descended from Jabba the Hutt.

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    #84

    Absolute Newsiboi

    Absolute Newsiboi

    chessdool Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could be better president

    Zozo🤟
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Golden retrievers always look so sweet😊

    SAF saf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's Max the Mayor of Idyllwild, CA! Very friendly dog.

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    #85

    This Bearded Dragon

    This Bearded Dragon

    Denseminerva161 Report

    #86

    An Huge Mushroom!

    An Huge Mushroom!

    sopadebombillas Report

    #87

    World's Biggest Banana. What Would You Do With It?

    World's Biggest Banana. What Would You Do With It?

    bilo420mofo Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't answer that question.

    jk nbt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bananas foster for the whole family! yum!

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would I do with it? Dirty mind.

    Debra Robinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supersize pudding, bread, or pie! Two of those or all 3???

    imsouravmitra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We would use it in pics of absolute units as scale

    Deja Katz
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    4 years ago

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    #88

    In Awe At The Size Of This Penny. Absolute Unit

    In Awe At The Size Of This Penny. Absolute Unit

    Xyeeyx Report

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming that's a genuine error from the mint, it could be worth something.

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    #89

    This Absolute Unit Who Escaped Being Recovered By Police.

    This Absolute Unit Who Escaped Being Recovered By Police.

    serac145 Report

    #90

    My Pigeon Named Bobo Is Very Round

    My Pigeon Named Bobo Is Very Round

    suqc Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen here displaying typical pigeon nest-building skills

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, it is trying is best. After all it already has a nice soft blanket so it deosnt need a good nest

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    #91

    Robert Bobroczky 7' Tall At 12 Years Of Age And 7'7" At 16 Years

    Robert Bobroczky 7' Tall At 12 Years Of Age And 7'7" At 16 Years

    regian24 Report

    Seadog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a young man that was a little taller than this and sports was definitely NOT advised.

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 12, I was 5 feet tall… still am.

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    #92

    North Queensland Crocodile. Australia

    North Queensland Crocodile. Australia

    Browndog888 Report

    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah they gets pretty big up there...

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I’m in south Australia so jealous of there massive crocs

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you don’t cross a flooded road.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeeyasus, that’s a flooded road, as in, that big boy is on the side of the road

    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much Castlemaine Beer like most Queenslanders

    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do not feed the crocs. You can laugh, but there is a video of tourists trying to hand feed sausages to a croc

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    #94

    Moth At My Work This Morning

    Moth At My Work This Morning

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    Gary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tattoo may be because he's crashed a motorbike a few times and needs to be reminded which way is to slow down.

    moose man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have you seen a luna moth? theyre wayyyyyy bigger

    Kobus Loots
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that an Amazon Logo tattoo?

    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turtle wins a rabbit in a race. Classic Aesop's fable.

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    #95

    My Uncle Made This Warning Sign For My Aunt's Kennel. 6'9" Brother For Scale.

    My Uncle Made This Warning Sign For My Aunt's Kennel. 6'9" Brother For Scale.

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You keep your aunt in a kennel? I hope you let her out for the holidays ;)

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better that than the mound he had her in.

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    #97

    Snoop Dogg Breaks Guinness World Record For Largest Gin And Juice

    Snoop Dogg Breaks Guinness World Record For Largest Gin And Juice

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    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thug life, hosted by Williams Sonoma.

    #98

    This Fish

    This Fish

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    #99

    Vending Machine And An Aquafina Machine.

    Vending Machine And An Aquafina Machine.

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Are you talk about him or her?

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    #100

    This Cotton Candy Burrito Is Truly An Absolute Unit

    This Cotton Candy Burrito Is Truly An Absolute Unit

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is in that technicolor horror?

    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even understand what that is

    OneYawnyBoi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone tell me I'm not the only one who thinks this looks good

    Stephanie Keith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does look tasty. But only a bit, otherwise it will probably make you sick.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolute unit of puke-inducing abominations.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the sort of thing you only find at fairgrounds

    NeonDisco
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can literally feel my teeth dissolving just looking at it.

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    #101

    My Chicken Sandwich From Popeyes

    My Chicken Sandwich From Popeyes

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    Honey Slime
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure it's cooked all the way

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was served that I would vomit

    #102

    I Ate An Absolute Unit Of A German Schnitzel

    I Ate An Absolute Unit Of A German Schnitzel

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    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are usually this or almost this large, but at the same time very thin.

    ElenaK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a half portion os some restaurants. They have even bigger! But yeah , extremely thin.

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    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have bigger ones, about double the size. Where you can't see the plate anymore. It's made of several little ones.

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I have ever seen a small schnitzel even in the states.