“Making Science Bad!”: 40 New Nerdy Posts Shared On This Page With 594k Followers
Interview With AuthorToday, we’re making an homage to our inner geek. The one that failed (or nailed!) science class in school and the one who’s still blown away by the belief that salt makes water boil faster (be careful with this one, since there are many ifs and buts). In fact, all of science is made of them.
So in order to dive deep into the fun, quirky and more light-hearted side of science and leave the arguing behind, we welcome you to our beloved corner of Instagram, “Bad Science Jokes.” With an audience of 594K followers, the page is your ultimate destination for nerdy jokes and memes.
Scroll down below for the newest batch and make sure to check out more of the best of the worst science jokes from the same account here and here.
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As an Egyptian (born in California,) my two cats and I wholeheartedly agree.
Load More Replies...Some say that dogs have owners, but cats have support staff. I'm clearly support staff, available at the faintest meow out there.
I've actually had a cat come into my house and take over. Lived with Robin until she passed .
Load More Replies...Cats are amongst the great winners of civilization: not an animal that is used - abused, to be realistic - to grow edible body parts or supply us with secretation of their organs or so, but only their hunting skills were used by humans, which to a cat basically is playing and getting rewarded by cat gets to eat the rat, and other than that, we just expect them to hang out with us on the bed, purr, eventually scratch or bite, and be pampered and spoiled by us. I definitely spoiled my current cat, but as having fun is the entire task she has to fulfill in life to make me happy, ... and make her happy is, of course, one of the most important tasks assigned to me, ...
“Gaslighting doesn’t exist, you made it up because you’re f*****g crazy.” Anyone know that reference?
Our feline overlords were not domesticated, they were the ones in charge.
My cat uses his fluffy tummy for personal gain. When he wants face rubs, his favorite form of attention, and isn't getting them, he will flop down and show me his very fluffy and soft tummy. I cave, and I pet the tummy, whereupon he gently catches my hand in his paws (no claws, he's a gentleman) and moves it up to his face for face rubs. He does this pretty consistantly when I'm busy and don't pet him on request, and it's 100% effective.
A couple of guys in college asked if I'd ever lighted gas before and I told them to quit picking on me, I may be a hayseed but you can't light gas. So they took off their jeans, assumed the position and lit gas. I was amazed. One of the few things I learned in college.
My cats make me open the door for them at least 375 times a day, I complain, yet I keep doing it, what is wrong with me:)
Yes, but it only works when you don't scream 🙃
Load More Replies...she also trained op inadvertently lmao (since they said they smiled whenever she clicked it)
This reminds me of the time I had to spend over a week in the hospital. All the speakers in the building played a little chime sound every time a baby was born there. I was born in that hospital too, and every time I heard that sound it felt like a little brother or sister saying hi. It still makes me smile thinking of that sound to this day. :)
I have better method. Everytime you feel happy or delighted, immediately go and get yourself an ice-cream. With some time and repetitions, you'll finally be able to feel happy even when you're not after having an ice-cream. Wait a minu.....
Get yourself meringue and fruit and you can Pavlova yourself to happiness (I'll see myself out)
Load More Replies...It does work. But you don't have to use a clicker. If you have a sound like say tiny bells like you hear at Christmas, and you put some on a bracelet,and you ring them in the above fashion, not only does it work as above, but you can set that sound, whatever is happy for you, to play before anxiety raising events ( I have jingles on my door because people knocking upsets me sometimes) and when you hear them ring,. That release of happy brain will help. Careful. The reverse is more true. It's why the horror movies can scare us so much with just sound.
She is adjusting her negativity bias to be less which is a good thing.
I went to a therapist for worrying. She had me put a rubber band on my wrist. Whenever I caught myself worrying I was to snap the rubber band which creates a painful feedback. Then mentally I tell myself to stop worrying. Within a week the snap would stop the worrying right away. Within a month I did not even have to snap the rubber band. I just thought about the band. Then at night before bedtime I would grab a smooth stone (My worry stone) and do all my worrying at once. Eventually worrying just stopped altogether. Turns out it is a total waste of time. My new manta is "Worry is not Preparation".
I want one. I want to train myself to be happy and just click. Ur brain will associate clicks with the happiness chemical. *gasp*. Yay!
*looks up recipe for chocolate pavlova, all bases covered*
Load More Replies...I had one the other day that was , 'select all images with bicycles'. None had bicycles! One had a motorcycle, which let to me overthinking if a motorcycle is in fact a bicycle [with a motor] or not. Googling 'bicycle' didn't help at all! "A bicycle is a human-powered or motor-powered assisted, pedal-driven...". Well, a motor cycle has pedals, you use them to drive it... 10 MINUTES I pondered this question! Turns out that Captcha feels a motorcycle is NOT a bicycle.
Lmao the anxiety! and "Captcha feels..." just took me out
Load More Replies...Data science is developed enough that even an entry level person can create a bot that can beat most "id all the xxx" human tests. All you need is the right training data set. Kaggle has one with 113,000 annotated traffic lights to teach your tool how to id them.
I've often wondered - how do people with poor eyesight get on doing those recaptchas or are they permanently barred from entering those sites?
There usually is an option to select an audio Captcha.... usually....
Load More Replies...Yep. Although I’ve been constantly called a robot or a computer by my classmates that knew me since we were four so….
Load More Replies...It's even weirder, because...some AI and bots could probably easily recognize a boat.
Next we’re gonna select the images of humans who would oppose robot overlords
Bad Science Jokes, which now boasts an audience of 594K followers on Instagram, was launched ten years ago by the creator Melissa Miller who, in a previous interview with Bored Panda, said that it all started from a Tumblr for a high school project.
“My junior year science teacher said she would give us extra points for a joke on the back of a test. After that, though, we would write jokes and doodles on the back of every test or homework assignment. I would document the ones I thought were funny and put them on Tumblr,” Miller recounted previously.
In her first year of college, around 2016, Melissa created Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter accounts. After attending digital marketing classes, she also realized she had made more of a splash than the professors had and continued to research on her own. With her self-taught knowledge, Melissa ended up working for major agencies, like “Google Partners” and her Bad Science Jokes project acquired huge success!
Black. Then. White are. All i see. In my in-fan-cy. Red and yel-low then came to be. Reach-ing out to me. Lets me see. - fun with Fibonacci, Lateralus by Tool.
I came to the comments for this and I was not disappointed <3
Load More Replies...My dad would have loved this, but he would probably have made me cry trying to explain it to me.
Rate higher please. This is creativity and must be stamped with authority.
I thought this would be intuitive enough not to need any mnemonic tricks. I mean, the bigger side is on the bigger side.
I'm honestly mind blown. I'd never seen it as any other way than a crocodile's mouth XD
Load More Replies...It takes my focused concentration not to sing the alphabet, so this deserves a pass.
Haha — I can sing the 50 United States in alphabetical order because I learned it in grade school chorus — and I’m almost 65!
Load More Replies...In my elementary school it was "chicken goes Gosh, what a big number"... Do that too
The one that can form an L is less than, same as looking at the L your left hand makes, lol. That's how I always remember it
I don’t understand the need for mimetic devices here — the symbol makes it self evident; the larger number is on the larger side.
Today, Bored Panda spoke with Melissa again and since it’s been almost a year since our last interview, Melissa updated us with the news she had about Bad Science Jokes. “This has been an interesting year,” the creator said. In fact, just a month ago, Melissa won an award from Women Lead Change because of the work she was doing with Bad Science Jokes.
“I was told someone sent them a comment thread, with a nomination, of followers of Bad Science Jokes explaining how BSJ has helped them learn! The main thing with BSJ is to help people learn in a way that feels unthreatening,” Melissa told us.
On a more personal note, the creator of Bad Science Jokes got married this year “to a wonderful man named Sam. So, my name is now Melissa Church. And my business, Digi-Buzz, won an award for a best marketing agency in my local region! Woo-hoo!”
I do all four of these things naturally. Apparently I'm not a wolf, I'm a crow. XD Time to change my username and profile pic!
Load More Replies...Don't let cars scare you away from roadkill cuisine until the very last second
Where I live, they love parrots an sparrows etc but dislike crows, I always feel so bad for them :(
It took me half a second to remember there are places in the world with wild parrots. How awesome it must be to go for a walk and just see a parrot hanging out with his parrot friends.
Load More Replies...OMG! I'm attracted to shiny things. I have to hop around the rubbish and poo on the sidewalk. And I tend to scream because I always forget to remove my ear phones. Caw.
He's not wrong... but this is a great example of the problem of "anecdotal" medicine. Remember hydroxychloroquine (HCQ), the proposed and supposedly disproven COVID-19 treatment? From the very start, proponents insisted on using it with zinc, but none of the experiments the CDC looked at used zinc. Turns out that coronavirus hits way harder for people with people who don't get enough zinc into their cells. And HCQ was shown (by the Chinese, ironically) years earlier to help people to combat other forms of coronavirus by aiding in cellular zinc uptake.
Load More Replies...I’m having a hard time coming to grips with the fact that someone old enough to be in college has a parent who drank Red Bull when *they* were in college. Either Red Bull is a lot older than I thought it was, or I am . . and, I’m pretty sure I know which is the case. *sigh*
I was thinking the same thing; it's both. Red Bull has been around since 1987, even though I never saw it til like 1998.
Load More Replies...Ok. So am I the only one so Gen X that I can't process the idea of my *Dad* drinking Red Bull?....because when I was school-age RED BULL HADN'T BEEN INVENTED YET. Still, the blood-pressure thing is interesting.
As someone also with low blood pressure this does work. I had an exam yesterday and ate a king sized bag of m&m's and chugged a coffee. Nailed it.
I don't think that helps. I don't consume them and yet I do well in exams. Maybe it's genetic or smth, idk.
Yes, and I'd love to see the gorilla's expression too. A bit like my dad's after his last P/T interview I'd guess.
Load More Replies...Irritable bowel looks as if it's being irritable. Thumbs up for having a sense of humour when your gut hurts all the time. 💖
"your child not applying themself" "It's called ADHD and Autism, she is applying themself, it's just harder for her." -my dad, not an exact quote because i am in the closet lmao
Right now, Melissa is busy working at trying to bring more of a face to Bad Science Jokes. “There are plans to do short-form videos of assorted facts, and potentially interviews with science personalities in the coming months.”
“Moreover, Instagram specifically had so many big changes this year and it was a bit overwhelming to keep up with it all! At one point the only thing gathering attention was Reels (Instagram's short-form video content) and just as fast Reels began to get no traction either,” Melissa explained.
I have this constant thought about food. How many wrong things and preprations humans had to try before we found what we find edible.
Or even just "which mushrooms are poisonous?" "Well, Jimmy's dead, so don't eat those ones, but Angela looks high as f**k, so we'll save those for my birthday"
Load More Replies...donkeys, llamas, buffalos , camels, elephants and some humans if you pay them
And how long it took to realize that brooms are even more effective.
What about cow milk who decided " oh hey im gonna go drink from that thing"
Anyone who knew that people could drink human milk, which at that time would have been everyone
Load More Replies...Scientifically speaking, one that we know of, that being the donkey. And horses are much cooler with it...
Basically every early naturalised. Birds? *spontaneous existance*. Fish? *spontaneous existence *. Eels? Actually they had a point with that one...
pfft i nearly spit out my coffee at your comment! :) baby-63629...03e1f7.png
I thought if I ate an ant I would turn into Ant-Man. I was not the brightest child
I used to think planting snowballs grew elsas. I was not the smartest kid
:In the XVII century, the first experiments to prove the theory of the spontaneous generation were carried out and a doctor named Jean Baptiste Van Helmont announced that he had carried out a unique experiment, he put a dirty shirt together with some wheat and, according to him, 21 days after that, mice were born. He pointed to the holes in the shirt and the fact that the grain was now gone as proof. The sweat in the shirt was the active element that brought life to the inert matter, as per him. So, if you want some pet mice, you know what to do!
Penguins fly underwater. And can dive deep, holding their breathe a long time. Fish don't have to hold their breath. Penguins are truly awesome birds.
Meanwhile, “with Twitter and the controversies around it, Tumblr losing momentum, Facebook being 'dead' as some say, and Instagram having an identity crisis - it is a bit nerve-wracking for anybody who regularly uses the platform,” the creator of BSJ said.
“What will be different when I wake up tomorrow? I've been working on slight rebranding of the content on BSJ to get even more educational, adding more content per post, switching up the types of content posted, while still staying true to why people followed Bad Science Jokes in the first place.”
What I thought was interesting about this post was not the context, but that the red pen user switched from print to cursive in the same sentence. I sometimes do the that and have no idea why!
I do that too. Cursive is my default handwriting but halfway through writing I realize other people have to read what I'm writing so I switch to print. And if I start with print and end up in cursive, it's because cursive is faster for me to write and easier on my fingers
Load More Replies...Damn it Moon Moon Senior. Junior is not even born and already cringed inside Mama's.
Load More Replies...Thank you. You just made me laugh so hard that I scared my cat off the chair next to me. XD
Load More Replies...When you tell a joke and suddenly realize you did not read the room correctly
That's why I developed technique : first attachment, later copy and very last- recipients. Saved me many times.
This is why I installed an extension that looks for the word "attachment" in an email and if it sees it and you haven't attached one, it pops up a warning when you try to click send.
Load More Replies...I think forgetting to attach the attachment is called “attachment disorder”.
It's no secret that there has been a big boom in education content on social media, which has become super popular lately. Melissa said she has surely noticed the increase in educational content on assorted social platforms. “I think some of it is a fad, an easy copy/paste article with a good clickbait tagline. On the other hand, there are a lot of people wanting to genuinely share the information they are passionate about,” she said.
According to Melissa, there is always someone looking for what you can share. “Whether you have knowledge on ancient eating habits, science jokes (good or bad), or ballroom dance lessons, there is someone looking for this sort of content. At the end of the day, you don't know what you don't know and it seems these algorithms know what that is.”
I have this weird desire where I really really *really* want to have a scam texter or a creep message me and then I can respond with "*insert name* where are you?! you told me you would help me hide the body! now what am I going to do with all these dismembered parts?!"
Load More Replies...If someone bluntly asked for nude photos, i would pray to every god out there that an anvil would fall on them.
i read that in Carl Sagan's voice. then Attenborough kicked in. now they're dropping some heavy haiku, rap battle style. there's a war in my head
that sounds awesome. I would love to hear that
Load More Replies...Oh my gosh! This is awesome!! And an oddly poetic response to the vulgar request??? This person is a genius!
All your books huh? Is he an heir to a powerful throne?does he have shares in a powerful tech company? How's he gonna pay 3.5 million dollars worth of merchandise?
Die Vorstellung wie nur Lisa/21 die Katastrophe in Jurassic Park überlebt, weil sie in Dino-Sprache um Gnade bitten kann..
Normalerweise braucht es dafür den richtigen Antrag und ein notariell beglaubigtes Schreiben zum Anlass... ||| damals hatten wir das noch nicht. 😉
Load More Replies...Oh, eine Sternschnuppe - schnell wünsch dir was! (vor 66 millionen Jahren)
No such thing as pterodactyl. Terrasaurs are the real deal. Yes I'm fun at party's. Not that I get invited to any...
Ein deutschsprechender Saurier wuerde nie "Pterodactyl" sagen, sondern eher "Flugsaurier." Edit: typos (not used to writing in German...)
Load More Replies...Pterodactyls weren't dinosaurs. Neither were mastodons, and they lived many millions of years after the dinosaurs went extinct. Yes, I went there.
I'm glad you did. Otherwise I would've had to.
Load More Replies...If you google around, there's some pretty good guesses how some specific dinosaurs could have sounded. There's a group of bones where the larynx is called the hyoid and they can make educated guess on how things were attached to it for a few dinosaurs. We have crocodiles and birds to reference against for similar shaped bones. There are also some dinosaurs that have hollowed out head parts. They've made molds of them and passed air through them to make noises.
NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DONT READ THIS POST What iz zis place? OH ZE DINOSAURSEN SPOKESMAN THE SAMEZEN LANGUAGE AZ ME!!!!!!! *iNcOhErAnT gErMaN nOiSeS*
...Germans don't really speak like that much. Only those beginning to learn English.
Load More Replies...Note to self: I should not have read this with a mouthful of rice and beans.
Mastodons weren't dinosaurs, they were mammals. I shall show myself out...
The creator of BSJ is always happy to see more educational content. “I think bringing more education to these platforms, as opposed to the barrage of celebrity gossip and influencers, is a great thing. It's cool to be smart.”
When asked how she manages to keep BSJ relevant with such tremendous competition on social media, Melissa confirmed that it can get difficult, for sure. “It'll be 10 years of running Bad Science Jokes in January of 2023 and a lot of things have changed online. I try to study analytics on a regular basis. What content is getting more engagement, was it a one-liner or a longer joke? Puns?”
But do they have the classic Gallic shrug / dismissive grunt combination when a non-French goat asks a question?
Load More Replies...Italian goats stand on two legs. They need the other two for linguistic purpose.
I think it's regional as well. I got some goats from up North and they don't mingle as well with the the one's from the South. I mean, they all sleep together, they get on, but they are always generally a slight distance when just mooching about.
Not 24 hours, I wondered if animals had different geographical accents, then this tweet!
That's why some scream and some faint. They are so surprised as well
I wonder how goats in Australia sound to other goats?
This one's actually easy - they only add "mate" at the end of each sentence.
Load More Replies...I'm old: Pluto is still a planet, the moon landing is THE space achievement of all time, and we'll never catalogue all of Earth's diverse species.
We'd have to stop driving species extinct to catalogue them all🤣🥲😭
Load More Replies...I don't give a f[iretr]uck what the Astronomical Union thinks. Pluto is a PLANET.
I need pluto to be a planet or "my very elegant mother just served us nine pickles" doesn't work.
Being into astrology as a kid and learning Pluto was my ruling planet then having it taken away as an adult is really a summary of my life.
My condolences. How did it make you feel to be reinstated?
Load More Replies...Based on that white footprint, I'd say it was kicked out of orbit.
And caviar is the tastiest of animal fetuses we have tried so far.
Caviar, or any other fish roe, is made up of unfertilised eggs, so no, not a foetus (or even a fetus).
Load More Replies...Please no !! I still have not recovered from being told that milk is Mucus.
Milk is most definitely not mucus, or pus, or any of the other things that the anti-dairy lobby will tell you. This does not take away from the fact that the dairy industry is inherently cruel and causes untold suffering.
Load More Replies...... anyone ever bred some animal for having large and greasy pimples, which then can be harvested when they're full, and used as most delicious animal fat out there? TBH, I would not wonder the slightest. People are disgusting, especially when turning animals or parts thereof into so-called high-level deli. Often, it's exclusive by being disgusting more than anything else ... deep fried fetus of siamese-twin giraffes or something ...
Foie gras springs to mind as a revolting, extra-cruel fat harvesting method.
Load More Replies...Moreover, Melissa always prides herself on reading every message she receives: “this helps me to know what people are thinking and what they want to see. Sometimes I will jump on a live stream and see what the thoughts of my followers are. Some might think I'm ‘just a meme page’ but I really strive to give people the content that can actually help them remember a topic in a bite-sized way.”
I want a combination of these and soot sprites STAT
Load More Replies...Tbh I would think I’m insane if I ever saw those but they are pretty bloody adorable
Therefore always check the reference and/or citation to verify the validity of the claims made by these ‘scientists’.
Quite often its not "scientists think.." its .. journalist reads abstract mis-understands and then exaggerates for click bait.
Load More Replies...A golden rule says - don't do anything you wouldn't like to explain to the paramedics later
Had a buddy try this with a cue ball in a pool hall. He put it in his mouth, took it out and won $10 bucks. I just kept thinking, you don't know who all has touched that ball or where it's been 🤮. He did have a big fat mouth
The rest of this tweet thread is absolutely work your time. Look it up.
Haha. Yessss. A scientist tho is literally anyone with a hypothesis. So everyone is a scientist technically speaking just without a PhD or something
A scientist is someone with expert knowledge in a natural or physical science. It's not any random punk on the internet with a hypothesis who can't even be bothered to type out complete words.
Load More Replies...I suppose it is always possible to find one or two scientists, that think whatever you want
At least an orange was used. I always shudder when I hear about people doing this "experiment" with a light bulb.
"Arctus" means "bear" in Latin, but the name Arctic probably refers to the constellation Ursa Major/Minor which is only visible in the Northern hemisphere.
Load More Replies...It gets better!! my favourite thing is probably the scientific name of the Grizzly bear. It's Ursus arctos horribilis. "ursus" meaning bear in Latin and "arctos", bear in Greek. So essentially a grizzly is a "horrible bear bear." The Eurasian Brown Bear is Ursus arctos arctos So literally "Bear Bear Bear". The most bear a bear can be. The poles of our world are Bear Continent and Anti-Bear Continent.
I love bear bear bear too. Just so much fun. There are some other animals where they also use the same word three times, but actually literally the same word (so not translated like with the bear). Bison bison bison and gorilla gorilla gorilla for example.
Load More Replies...Nonsense. Arctos doesn't mean bear. It's just the latin name for the constellation Great Bear (Ursa Major) but it has nothing to do with the animal. The actual meaning of arctos is "in the north" or "from the north".
Imagine if people would discover Antarctica first and notice penguins. Would they name it penguins here and then later discovered North Pole and go: no penguins here.
Ant-arctic means opposed to/the opposite of the arctic. Just like anti-anything
Melissa hopes her mission is enough to stay relevant. “And if it's not... Well, I will probably keep running Bad Science Jokes anyway - because it makes me happy.” To all the BSJ fans out there, Melissa says that nothing you learn is wasted. “It's amazing to live in a time where the world's information is always in our pocket. Don't be afraid to share your passion with the world,” she concluded.
Someone asked me which my favourite part of the day was- WTF do I know?! I dont know how I’ve managed to get this far in life without being arrested medicated or detained
Load More Replies...From SPQRBob... Romeo and Juliet are secretly wed without the knowledge of their families. Romeo is banished from town as the result of killing someone as revenge for the death of a kinsman in a duel. Meanwhile, Juliet's father arranges a marriage between her and a local Count, so with a friar's help, she fakes her death with a potion that causes her to fall into a deep slumber from which she cannot be awakened. The friar promises to get word to Romeo, but the message doesn't make it. Romeo hears of Juliet's "death", purchases a poison from an apothecary, and goes to her family crypt to see if it's true. He finds Juliet still under the effect of the potion and believes her death to be real and so drinks the poison and dies quickly. Juliet awakens at some point later and finds her Romeo dead. She takes his dagger and kills herself with it in her grief. Now go back and look at the picture.
Load More Replies...Bc they feel like screaming. At least they aren’t judged. If I started my day screaming I would get judged. This is why I want a house with the closest neighbours being far far away so I can make as much noise as I want
I had deaf neighbors for many years. I live in an apartment now. Shhh!
Load More Replies...When a chicken starts screaming it is “so cute” and “sweet” but when I do it it is “shut up” and “get out of the shop”
Roosters, not chickens. The hen don't crow. Just the males.
Load More Replies...I don't know how to break this to you, but roosters aren't screaming. They are shouting, "HELLLOOO, LADIES!!!!" which is why you can't refer to them by their more traditional name, c**k, without getting censored.
isn't because they announce that they have survived another night? or is that rumor?
The roosters say hello to the sun while telling other roosters, these are all my chicken wives and I love them all!!!
Exactly. And the chickens do also scream in the morning (but don't crow). It's because they're squeezing an egg out. 😅
Load More Replies...It's only the roosters, probably just letting the hens know they have morning wood and are ready to get down.
Best thing in the world. Living in a house that doesn't have a party wall with people on the other side, just air. Run around singing 60s hits and stomping with the beat. British rock. 🖖😊
Reminds me of that video where this random crow comes up to a dude and just says "f**k you" out of nowhere. Gotta love crows.
My mum tried this. Only made us more determined to be as f*****g unlady-like as possible.
Sounds like my mom. She bought me a coffee mug that says: "I Do Not Spew Profanities. I Enunciate Them Clearly Like a Fücking Lady!"
Load More Replies...Apparently they would cuss out visitors and then giggle with each other.
Rate this higher. Poor things, words can hurt you, especially when you're the one saying them.
There is also the English word 'callipygious' which means 'having shapely buttocks'
I'd have that translation checked before committing to a tattoo. It might say: "Tutankhaman Pizza."
Listen, call me a conspiracy theorist, a madman, but mark my words, doughnuts are evolving, along with bread and pasta. They have plans. Wicked schemes. They want mass distruction and an end to the human race. Embrace our overlords! Hide your children, buy some tinfoil, and prepare for the pastry apocalypse! THE END IS RYE!
Load More Replies...Specifically, a jam donut? Like if you bite into them, red goo shoots into your mouth?
Dit is 'n Pfannkuchen und keen Doughnut, Ihr Flitzpiepen :D (that's not a doughnut, it's a Pfannkuchen)
Why? You messed up the illusion. We have all been disturbed./s
Load More Replies...Related: an ostrich's* knees don't bend backwards. The joint that looks like the knee is actually it's ankle, the 'lower leg' is really an elongated foot bone, and it stands on its toes. It's actual knee is located high up by its body. *many birds have a similar leg structure but the "backward knee' effect is most apparent in the large flightless birds.
penguins have legs and even knees - it’s just hidden
Load More Replies...I know the feeling! And then one thing leads to another and in the end we've totally forgotten what we were meaning to do in the first place!
Since I started reading this list I have been on Google three times, so I gues you are not alone
My mom's neighbor had two pit bulls. She used to give them dog biscuits sometimes, with their owner's permission. One day my mom commented that the wild rabbits never came into the neighbor's yard when the dogs were out . She went on saying "They just know. Isn't nature wonderful?" I felt the need to point out that most rabbits aren't blind or deaf.
With a warning system called eyes!! Haha. I’m good with warnings then. I have a very wide peripheral vision and notice things but I don’t notice what I want to.
So, if Stan Lee would like to be scientifically correct, he should have gave Peter Parker more two pairs of eyes...
Ima stop you at "if Stan Lee would like to be scientifically correct"
Load More Replies...Haha. Sounds like me and my sister. We also like to spice up our essays and reports. Sound more schmancy. Gets us higher marks
Nevertheless this seems to be furthermore interesting then the last photograph
Completely random fact: In the new She-Ra, there is a character called Madame Razz who hits people with a broom yelling 'RAZZLE DAZZLE'
In Magdeburg's defense, it was not real archaeologists who built the creature. And then also from bones of different animals (not just a woolly rhinoceros).... So roughly what I built as a child when I mixed several Lego sets. And just as scientific.
Just to be an annoying pedant - archeologists study human artefacts and remains, palaeontologists study biological artefacts and remains.
Load More Replies...Seems legit? Did they put it together using IKEA end table instructions?
This is the city that gave us a physical representation of atmospheric pressure....
History has taught me that between whack-a-doodle science and religion mixed with ergot and various diseases, it's amazing we continued as a species.
OTOH, if you read the ancient's descriptions of a unicorn, they plainly were describing a rhinoceros. If you say, "but they said it was a HORSE," you probably don't realize that "hippo" is Latin for "horse." (and "potamus" means "river.")
But, rhinoceros and hippopotamus are two entirely different animals. Hippos don't even have horns. EDIT - and "rhinocerous" literally means "nose horn" in the original Greek.
Load More Replies...But the moon is also 384,400 km away. So you have to target with less than 0,5 degrees deviation.
That is moving very fast and your missile takes several days to get there
Load More Replies...Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you'll find yourself on a circumlunar free return trajectory. Hey, it worked for Apollo 13...
Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you'll still find yourself among the stars. Slowly suffocating in a void, where nobody can hear your screams.
Load More Replies...The moon is .52 degrees of a circle wide. A second hand moves 6 degrees (almost 12 times that distance) around the clock each second so hitting the moon is a pretty accurate shot. Sorry to be pedantic but I want to stand up for our astronaut homies who went there and back without missing.
Sounds like a pep-talk from my dad. Just try your best son! But if you don't win you can always live with your mom
His conclusion: "Western influence on young stalactite's minds." :(
I wonder if Stalactite Supervision is a full degree program or just a concentration...
"Stalactite Supervision" is not a thing...it's called stalactites daycare they often tell the terrible story which you have probably heard of "The Day the Stalagmites Attacked Stalactite Sanctuary"
Load More Replies...His look. "Damn. I have to re-write my doctoral thesis now. And come up with a term for sideways stalactites."
I will be doing this starting tomorrow morning because that is how long it will take me to figure out how to say ...Spine O sour us Egy pita crust ?
Good attempt, but it's more like Spine-o-sor-us E-jip-it-arc-us.
Load More Replies...Do any pandas know how to pronounce Aegyptiacus? I can't say it if I don't know how
I didn't but then I did a Google and a Wiki search and in all honesty I still don't
Load More Replies...That explosion was all the knowledge the teacher has btw
When it emerges from the water, you can see that it is wearing a Lacoste shirt, a tribute to the family business.
I think the pic is an alligator. It's probably annoyed by all the PR crocs got from the shoes.
You will have become a master when you can retrieve your shoe from my mouth
America will use anything BUT the metric system. Washing machines, burgers, people. Ridiculous
Its a good unit of measurement. Most people from Florida know exactly how big she is.
Everyone would choose the 6 points thinking “no one will choose them because they are afraid lots of people will choose them so they don’t” at least that’s what I think. Psychology man. Or whatever.
6 points because if I’m getting nothing it’s going to be for a damn good reason, not because I was sensible and other people were greedy. The professor probably knows that most of the class will pick 6 for the same reason.
I love this librarian's sense of humor! This would make me think twice about eating in there, not joking.
*Gives ants a granola bar* Please humanity needs you to take charge we have no idea what we're doing
BP is the education I never really had and didn't know I needed.
Load More Replies...It's a joke. American prisoners are often dressed in orange when off prison grounds to make them very conspicuous if they run away.
Load More Replies...The orange suits are for high visibility in the event of a bailout over the ocean.
I caught a nice snap of a seal last year. A little pup. Norfolk12-...65da3a.jpg
Unfortunately, I believe this is just what they do when the ground is cold. But they do make nice measuring units!
It's actually evolved as part of a paid sponsorship deal with Nike
Unfortunately, that is just a myth, they do this when the ground is cold and/or wet https://www.ecomare.nl/en/in-depth/reading-material/animals/seals/#:~:text=Seals%20in%20a%20banana%20pose,of%20their%20head%20and%20flippers. But let me give you another good thing to know, bees love playing with balls just like dogs and dolphins https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/63413596
Paper beats rock. Yep. Asteroid brings scissors; no worries we got rocks. Yep. Asteroid brings paper; no worries we got scissors
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F486740672213334720%2F&psig=AOvVaw2QrcjmF8qc6LkML-h0zfk4&ust=1667482352000000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAwQjRxqFwoTCOCP7vvNj_sCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE
To finish off the Russian: "Because that's what happens when you give the powerful the ability to call thoughts they disagree with, 'dangerous' and to censor them."
Russian literature: ... but not until I have suffered in every imaginable way!
If i get somebody to paint a decent likeness of me, I'll never die.
Load More Replies...Seems to me that most meth/crank/speed/etc. addicts don't usually visit the dentist.
I loved how simple it was. “Where are you?” “Hospital” and the just so simple “Why?”
Load More Replies...I make it a rule not to fight philosophers the beat you up then send you into exerstental dread. I'm on my fifth crisis this week.
For someone with a no-fighting rule, you sure seem to lose a lot
Load More Replies...On a related note, I am absolutely convinced a lot of philosophers just used philosophy as a form of therapy.
your username made my day! thank you!!! 😄
Load More Replies...Humans gave up their ability to birth fully developed young in exchange for our hips that allow us to walk and run on 2 legs (baby's skull would not fit through the birth canal if they gestated longer). The 3 month period after birth is called the "4th trimester" for this reason.
I recomend googling the video. It has changed my life. Not a day goes by that the this does not wreck an otherwise perfect bad mood.
I'm very sorry to report that this is "an artist’s visualization of a kinesin protein in a white blood cell and not a myosin protein in a neuron, and it is not an actual video but a representation." It's not anything to do with happiness (special apology to max up above if they see this), but it is still really cool. Is This 'Walking' Protein What Happiness Really Looks Like? | Snopes.com https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/what-happiness-looks-like/
I would need this to stay awake while attending organic chemistry lectures
Do people actually use laser pointers when hooked up to a computer? All my lecturers just used the mouse as a pointer.
Credit to James Acaster for the joke. Brilliant comedian Available on Netflix.
Yeah but you had to trade something on value on the school's underground picture market to get your hands on that bad boy.
Load More Replies...That's because back in the old days, they'd take the furry hats away from raccoons.
My kids don't understand why I get so excited about looking stuff up on the internet. How did anyone know anything pre-computer? Being full of useless information used to be quite the achievement.
The “dark side” of the moon is much thicker than the other side. It protects the earth from asteroid impacts by being in the way. That’s why it looks so ugly
The dark spots are actually the smooth spots on the moon. Makes sense the dark side of the moon as a lot of meteorite impacts through the ages.
There isn't really a dark side of the moon since both sides get their amount of sunlight over a month
Load More Replies...You can copy paste an m and that would work fine also.. just saying..
and then just ctrl C, ctrl V for the rest of the paper.
Load More Replies...A Phase One XF IQ4 150MP Camera System can take the picture.
Load More Replies...It doesn't need to be perfect. Just good enough to get off the ground.
And ignore the fact that all 2 million parts were supplied by the lowest bidder.
Not really. There were B-24's that have gotten both rudders and an engine shot off in North Africa (in addition to a truck-sized hole in the fuselage) and still landed safe and sound upon return from their mission.
I used to love flying. Then I watched few episodes of Air Crash Investigation.
If this freaks you out, do not subscribe to Mayday: Air Disaster channel on You Tube, which in my opinion is an incredibly well done and informative series and I have seen every single one.
Oh, well done! Also, you owe me a keyboard. Mine is currently swimming in coffee.
Load More Replies...I always wonder why his mom didn’t just dip him by his arm and then take his other arm and dip the rest of him in.
Not really, they're different products. Condensed milk is thicker than evaporated milk and typically it is also sweetened. If you put an unopened can of condensed milk in a pan of simmering water for an hour (ensuring the pan doesn't boil dry) then carefully open it (with a towel over the can because steam will come out quickly when it is pierced), you will have a can of hot fudge sauce. You're welcome.
Load More Replies...No, that would have been Saruman as one of his nicknames was Sharkey.
Load More Replies...You actually want to swipe the object to the side to open the airway. This is why it is so important to keep small toys and objects away from children. In middle school French right after I took a CPR course for babysitting my teacher's toddler who was here that day started choking on a loose bracket on one of the empty shelves under the window. Having been trained I spotted her immediately and alerted her mother. Even knowing the basic methods such as swiping and the Heimlich maneuver (the method is different for small children and babies) can save a life. But man this image is poorly drawn and gag inducing.
Anybody wanna come over and save me from choking........... 👀💦
Pull the choking hazard out with your finger. Simple.
Easier said than done. But there are methods to safely remove obstructions. They are different for babies, children and adults but it is important to know. This image is a poor depiction of what to do.
Load More Replies...just gotta follow the page that this whole article is about. @bad_Science_jokes on instagram
Load More Replies...If anyone wants to make their day better and learn about chemicals in the brain after reading this science thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbFchFe1Nfo
Those three dots only give me the option to "report comment" - i'm using the BP app on my android phone if that makes a difference. Thanks for your reply! Have a lovely day. Xxx
just gotta follow the page that this whole article is about. @bad_Science_jokes on instagram
Load More Replies...If anyone wants to make their day better and learn about chemicals in the brain after reading this science thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbFchFe1Nfo
Those three dots only give me the option to "report comment" - i'm using the BP app on my android phone if that makes a difference. Thanks for your reply! Have a lovely day. Xxx
