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Today, we’re making an homage to our inner geek. The one that failed (or nailed!) science class in school and the one who’s still blown away by the belief that salt makes water boil faster (be careful with this one, since there are many ifs and buts). In fact, all of science is made of them.

So in order to dive deep into the fun, quirky and more light-hearted side of science and leave the arguing behind, we welcome you to our beloved corner of Instagram, “Bad Science Jokes.” With an audience of 594K followers, the page is your ultimate destination for nerdy jokes and memes.

Scroll down below for the newest batch and make sure to check out more of the best of the worst science jokes from the same account here and here.

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Katy McMouse
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why isn't it called "catlighting" in this instance?

Kel_how
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps the Egyptians had it right: just worship them and see what comes

LapCat
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an Egyptian (born in California,) my two cats and I wholeheartedly agree.

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Headless Roach
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some say that dogs have owners, but cats have support staff. I'm clearly support staff, available at the faintest meow out there.

lauralett50
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've actually had a cat come into my house and take over. Lived with Robin until she passed .

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DC
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats are amongst the great winners of civilization: not an animal that is used - abused, to be realistic - to grow edible body parts or supply us with secretation of their organs or so, but only their hunting skills were used by humans, which to a cat basically is playing and getting rewarded by cat gets to eat the rat, and other than that, we just expect them to hang out with us on the bed, purr, eventually scratch or bite, and be pampered and spoiled by us. I definitely spoiled my current cat, but as having fun is the entire task she has to fulfill in life to make me happy, ... and make her happy is, of course, one of the most important tasks assigned to me, ...

Good Luckas
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Gaslighting doesn’t exist, you made it up because you’re f*****g crazy.” Anyone know that reference?

Paul Neff
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our feline overlords were not domesticated, they were the ones in charge.

Deborah B
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat uses his fluffy tummy for personal gain. When he wants face rubs, his favorite form of attention, and isn't getting them, he will flop down and show me his very fluffy and soft tummy. I cave, and I pet the tummy, whereupon he gently catches my hand in his paws (no claws, he's a gentleman) and moves it up to his face for face rubs. He does this pretty consistantly when I'm busy and don't pet him on request, and it's 100% effective.

Bob La Capra
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A couple of guys in college asked if I'd ever lighted gas before and I told them to quit picking on me, I may be a hayseed but you can't light gas. So they took off their jeans, assumed the position and lit gas. I was amazed. One of the few things I learned in college.

Sandra Gleeson
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cats make me open the door for them at least 375 times a day, I complain, yet I keep doing it, what is wrong with me:)

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    love u
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GUYS DOES THIS WORK I WANA TRY THIS

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but it only works when you don't scream 🙃

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    sourlemons
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she also trained op inadvertently lmao (since they said they smiled whenever she clicked it)

    Robert B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s brilliant. And she trained the people around her apparently. Obviously she must be a supervillain, we need updates on clicky-mind-control-lady.

    Monica Hosky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the time I had to spend over a week in the hospital. All the speakers in the building played a little chime sound every time a baby was born there. I was born in that hospital too, and every time I heard that sound it felt like a little brother or sister saying hi. It still makes me smile thinking of that sound to this day. :)

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have better method. Everytime you feel happy or delighted, immediately go and get yourself an ice-cream. With some time and repetitions, you'll finally be able to feel happy even when you're not after having an ice-cream. Wait a minu.....

    N Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get yourself meringue and fruit and you can Pavlova yourself to happiness (I'll see myself out)

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    Sheila Stamey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does work. But you don't have to use a clicker. If you have a sound like say tiny bells like you hear at Christmas, and you put some on a bracelet,and you ring them in the above fashion, not only does it work as above, but you can set that sound, whatever is happy for you, to play before anxiety raising events ( I have jingles on my door because people knocking upsets me sometimes) and when you hear them ring,. That release of happy brain will help. Careful. The reverse is more true. It's why the horror movies can scare us so much with just sound.

    Michael D Bresnahan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is adjusting her negativity bias to be less which is a good thing.

    CHRIS DOMRES
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a therapist for worrying. She had me put a rubber band on my wrist. Whenever I caught myself worrying I was to snap the rubber band which creates a painful feedback. Then mentally I tell myself to stop worrying. Within a week the snap would stop the worrying right away. Within a month I did not even have to snap the rubber band. I just thought about the band. Then at night before bedtime I would grab a smooth stone (My worry stone) and do all my worrying at once. Eventually worrying just stopped altogether. Turns out it is a total waste of time. My new manta is "Worry is not Preparation".

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want one. I want to train myself to be happy and just click. Ur brain will associate clicks with the happiness chemical. *gasp*. Yay!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pavlova also works. As does chocolate. ;-)

    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *looks up recipe for chocolate pavlova, all bases covered*

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proving that I am not a robot is getting increasingly difficult.

    Agfox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what I'd expect a robot to post, lol

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one the other day that was , 'select all images with bicycles'. None had bicycles! One had a motorcycle, which let to me overthinking if a motorcycle is in fact a bicycle [with a motor] or not. Googling 'bicycle' didn't help at all! "A bicycle is a human-powered or motor-powered assisted, pedal-driven...". Well, a motor cycle has pedals, you use them to drive it... 10 MINUTES I pondered this question! Turns out that Captcha feels a motorcycle is NOT a bicycle.

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao the anxiety! and "Captcha feels..." just took me out

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Captchas are the only reason I know WTF a "cross-walk" is.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Data science is developed enough that even an entry level person can create a bot that can beat most "id all the xxx" human tests. All you need is the right training data set. Kaggle has one with 113,000 annotated traffic lights to teach your tool how to id them.

    Margaret Hooper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've often wondered - how do people with poor eyesight get on doing those recaptchas or are they permanently barred from entering those sites?

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There usually is an option to select an audio Captcha.... usually....

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    love u
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn, guess im not human (those are so hard >~<)

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Although I’ve been constantly called a robot or a computer by my classmates that knew me since we were four so….

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    TailsFangirl03
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's even weirder, because...some AI and bots could probably easily recognize a boat.

    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm only human after I've had my coffee

    William Geonnotti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next we’re gonna select the images of humans who would oppose robot overlords

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    Bad Science Jokes, which now boasts an audience of 594K followers on Instagram, was launched ten years ago by the creator Melissa Miller who, in a previous interview with Bored Panda, said that it all started from a Tumblr for a high school project.

    “My junior year science teacher said she would give us extra points for a joke on the back of a test. After that, though, we would write jokes and doodles on the back of every test or homework assignment. I would document the ones I thought were funny and put them on Tumblr,” Miller recounted previously.

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    In her first year of college, around 2016, Melissa created Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter accounts. After attending digital marketing classes, she also realized she had made more of a splash than the professors had and continued to research on her own. With her self-taught knowledge, Melissa ended up working for major agencies, like “Google Partners” and her Bad Science Jokes project acquired huge success!

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    Marek Čtrnáct
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything can be turned into a mushroom.

    Frankie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain always reads it as non refundable

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like a cartoon word.

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    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black. Then. White are. All i see. In my in-fan-cy. Red and yel-low then came to be. Reach-ing out to me. Lets me see. - fun with Fibonacci, Lateralus by Tool.

    Genericist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came to the comments for this and I was not disappointed <3

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad would have loved this, but he would probably have made me cry trying to explain it to me.

    Ruth Hempsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rate higher please. This is creativity and must be stamped with authority.

    Niki A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed like Muttly Mutt..

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    love u
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i give the ice cream to the bigger number 😋

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to use that with my students! 🍦

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    Vuun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this would be intuitive enough not to need any mnemonic tricks. I mean, the bigger side is on the bigger side.

    Mohammad Ammar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm honestly mind blown. I'd never seen it as any other way than a crocodile's mouth XD

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    Mad Dragon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The point is pointing to the smaller number!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes my focused concentration not to sing the alphabet, so this deserves a pass.

    granny artemis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha — I can sing the 50 United States in alphabetical order because I learned it in grade school chorus — and I’m almost 65!

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    Edgar Rops
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my elementary school it was "chicken goes Gosh, what a big number"... Do that too

    Laura Carney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one that can form an L is less than, same as looking at the L your left hand makes, lol. That's how I always remember it

    granny artemis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand the need for mimetic devices here — the symbol makes it self evident; the larger number is on the larger side.

    Beth Franklin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a squished letter L for less than

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    Today, Bored Panda spoke with Melissa again and since it’s been almost a year since our last interview, Melissa updated us with the news she had about Bad Science Jokes. “This has been an interesting year,” the creator said. In fact, just a month ago, Melissa won an award from Women Lead Change because of the work she was doing with Bad Science Jokes.

    “I was told someone sent them a comment thread, with a nomination, of followers of Bad Science Jokes explaining how BSJ has helped them learn! The main thing with BSJ is to help people learn in a way that feels unthreatening,” Melissa told us.

    On a more personal note, the creator of Bad Science Jokes got married this year “to a wonderful man named Sam. So, my name is now Melissa Church. And my business, Digi-Buzz, won an award for a best marketing agency in my local region! Woo-hoo!”

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    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And never forget the faces of your enemies.

    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do all four of these things naturally. Apparently I'm not a wolf, I'm a crow. XD Time to change my username and profile pic!

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    Adam Zad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And call your friend group a "murder."

    Sarah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... become known as a harbinger of death

    Ricardo Ferreira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attempted a murder with your friends...

    Bob La Capra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let cars scare you away from roadkill cuisine until the very last second

    Nea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live, they love parrots an sparrows etc but dislike crows, I always feel so bad for them :(

    Sarah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me half a second to remember there are places in the world with wild parrots. How awesome it must be to go for a walk and just see a parrot hanging out with his parrot friends.

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    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! I'm attracted to shiny things. I have to hop around the rubbish and poo on the sidewalk. And I tend to scream because I always forget to remove my ear phones. Caw.

    lauralett50
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this funny? Or is this just me?

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    the Return of Bruno
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not wrong... but this is a great example of the problem of "anecdotal" medicine. Remember hydroxychloroquine (HCQ), the proposed and supposedly disproven COVID-19 treatment? From the very start, proponents insisted on using it with zinc, but none of the experiments the CDC looked at used zinc. Turns out that coronavirus hits way harder for people with people who don't get enough zinc into their cells. And HCQ was shown (by the Chinese, ironically) years earlier to help people to combat other forms of coronavirus by aiding in cellular zinc uptake.

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    Jill Hojnacki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m having a hard time coming to grips with the fact that someone old enough to be in college has a parent who drank Red Bull when *they* were in college. Either Red Bull is a lot older than I thought it was, or I am . . and, I’m pretty sure I know which is the case. *sigh*

    Eris Kallisti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same thing; it's both. Red Bull has been around since 1987, even though I never saw it til like 1998.

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    Hugo Farr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, do a Google search for "study finds that eating chocolate before a test helps you get a higher score". You will find many examples.

    Chris Hooley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. So am I the only one so Gen X that I can't process the idea of my *Dad* drinking Red Bull?....because when I was school-age RED BULL HADN'T BEEN INVENTED YET. Still, the blood-pressure thing is interesting.

    Alana Voeks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using the wrong equation omggg 🤣

    AutisticTurtle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone also with low blood pressure this does work. I had an exam yesterday and ate a king sized bag of m&m's and chugged a coffee. Nailed it.

    Ruth Hempsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, Hope you're both doing okay.

    Ghaniyah Verma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that helps. I don't consume them and yet I do well in exams. Maybe it's genetic or smth, idk.

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    Owen Jarvis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we talk about the heroism of that chair?

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irritable Bowel's take is so much better than mine.

    Pieter LeGrande
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and I'd love to see the gorilla's expression too. A bit like my dad's after his last P/T interview I'd guess.

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    Ruth Hempsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irritable bowel looks as if it's being irritable. Thumbs up for having a sense of humour when your gut hurts all the time. 💖

    Mags Perold
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha! Username checks out.

    SheilaWeila
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little Tykes chairs can hold up to 2000 lbs.

    Timbob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chair is not funny!

    Iapetos
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor thing. Give it a better chair!

    Karmageddon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the guy next to me on the airplane.

    aZZy_d3Lta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "your child not applying themself" "It's called ADHD and Autism, she is applying themself, it's just harder for her." -my dad, not an exact quote because i am in the closet lmao

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    Right now, Melissa is busy working at trying to bring more of a face to Bad Science Jokes. “There are plans to do short-form videos of assorted facts, and potentially interviews with science personalities in the coming months.”

    “Moreover, Instagram specifically had so many big changes this year and it was a bit overwhelming to keep up with it all! At one point the only thing gathering attention was Reels (Instagram's short-form video content) and just as fast Reels began to get no traction either,” Melissa explained.

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    Nea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this constant thought about food. How many wrong things and preprations humans had to try before we found what we find edible.

    Jk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or even just "which mushrooms are poisonous?" "Well, Jimmy's dead, so don't eat those ones, but Angela looks high as f**k, so we'll save those for my birthday"

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    Alex Hamilakis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    donkeys, llamas, buffalos , camels, elephants and some humans if you pay them

    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how long it took to realize that brooms are even more effective.

    M Kawai
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about camels? What were they thinking?

    just another teen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about cow milk who decided " oh hey im gonna go drink from that thing"

    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who knew that people could drink human milk, which at that time would have been everyone

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    SeaLouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why horses get farted on more than any other animal.

    Paul Neff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The platypus was also cool with it, and the ostrich kept flirting....

    Luna Crow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard that riding ostriches is a thing. I wanna try it

    Fred L.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horses are not the only riding animal, just the most common one.

    Edgar Rops
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scientifically speaking, one that we know of, that being the donkey. And horses are much cooler with it...

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    max and the expresso
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically every early naturalised. Birds? *spontaneous existance*. Fish? *spontaneous existence *. Eels? Actually they had a point with that one...

    lauralett50
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But does that mean baby powder grows babies? Asking for a friend.

    tirebiter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believed in god when I was a kid. That was dumb.

    CP
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is called spontaneous generation and was believed to be true for a while.

    _scarlett_
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought if I ate an ant I would turn into Ant-Man. I was not the brightest child

    Your Local Slytherin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think planting snowballs grew elsas. I was not the smartest kid

    Mary Kelly
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :In the XVII century, the first experiments to prove the theory of the spontaneous generation were carried out and a doctor named Jean Baptiste Van Helmont announced that he had carried out a unique experiment, he put a dirty shirt together with some wheat and, according to him, 21 days after that, mice were born. He pointed to the holes in the shirt and the fact that the grain was now gone as proof. The sweat in the shirt was the active element that brought life to the inert matter, as per him. So, if you want some pet mice, you know what to do!

    Clover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this was the best one!

    Starlord
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't argue with scientific evidence! Lol

    Jae Finney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother used to think that baby’s were born out of Women's necks..

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    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Penguins fly underwater. And can dive deep, holding their breathe a long time. Fish don't have to hold their breath. Penguins are truly awesome birds.

    Nea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see penguins, I dont think sadness.

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birds, fish, either way it's a miracle one can hold an umbrella.

    Synsepalum
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or think of them as lard pellets for sharks, orcas, etc. to eat.

    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damnit I think I might be a lard pellet

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    Wilf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

    Electra Complex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why Catholics can eat them during Lent

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    Meanwhile, “with Twitter and the controversies around it, Tumblr losing momentum, Facebook being 'dead' as some say, and Instagram having an identity crisis - it is a bit nerve-wracking for anybody who regularly uses the platform,” the creator of BSJ said.

    “What will be different when I wake up tomorrow? I've been working on slight rebranding of the content on BSJ to get even more educational, adding more content per post, switching up the types of content posted, while still staying true to why people followed Bad Science Jokes in the first place.”

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, two wrongs DO make a right!!

    UKGrandad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is in good company. Einstein did exactly the same thing in his equations for his Theory of Relativity.

    Little king trash mouth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I thought was interesting about this post was not the context, but that the red pen user switched from print to cursive in the same sentence. I sometimes do the that and have no idea why!

    Mainza Munsanje
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that too. Cursive is my default handwriting but halfway through writing I realize other people have to read what I'm writing so I switch to print. And if I start with print and end up in cursive, it's because cursive is faster for me to write and easier on my fingers

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    Squirrelly Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But 2 wrongs don't make a right, 3 lefts do.

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK. That method's worked for me this far.

    Tam Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two wrongs don’t make a right. But two wrights do make an airplane.

    Robert B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn’t that mean that the mistakes are no longer mistakes?

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    Kris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it moon moon

    Ricardo Ferreira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it Moon Moon Senior. Junior is not even born and already cringed inside Mama's.

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    Christian Fuller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it called delivery when it's clearly takeout?

    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. You just made me laugh so hard that I scared my cat off the chair next to me. XD

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    The Big Dipper ⭐️
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright but that’s such a great dad joke

    Doggo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a great picture to go along with it!

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    Kathy Wright
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you tell a joke and suddenly realize you did not read the room correctly

    Hey Kat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am embarrassed to say this took me way to long to get ugh

    Carolee Samuda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The child is in for a world of terrible dad jokes. 🤣😂🤣🤣

    G86
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had many opportunities to use this and never thought of it. It's a sad day for me.

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    Blue Mar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I developed technique : first attachment, later copy and very last- recipients. Saved me many times.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I installed an extension that looks for the word "attachment" in an email and if it sees it and you haven't attached one, it pops up a warning when you try to click send.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think forgetting to attach the attachment is called “attachment disorder”.

    Cara G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the sheepish "It would have been helpful if I included the attachment, sorry!" follow up email.

    Bec
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Ok, this looks good, let's print 200 copies. Co-worker 2 seconds later: Hey there's a typo. Me:Arghh!!

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why I have a 60sec delay on my sends.

    oktopus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Email is for old people, or so I hear. I guess young people text instagrams to one another, or something.

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    It's no secret that there has been a big boom in education content on social media, which has become super popular lately. Melissa said she has surely noticed the increase in educational content on assorted social platforms. “I think some of it is a fad, an easy copy/paste article with a good clickbait tagline. On the other hand, there are a lot of people wanting to genuinely share the information they are passionate about,” she said.

    According to Melissa, there is always someone looking for what you can share. “Whether you have knowledge on ancient eating habits, science jokes (good or bad), or ballroom dance lessons, there is someone looking for this sort of content. At the end of the day, you don't know what you don't know and it seems these algorithms know what that is.”

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    KJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one way to get rid of the creep.

    Sleepy children love Moon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this weird desire where I really really *really* want to have a scam texter or a creep message me and then I can respond with "*insert name* where are you?! you told me you would help me hide the body! now what am I going to do with all these dismembered parts?!"

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    Robert B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d actually want to meet this person. They seem interesting, who cares what they look like. I need friends, not easy hookups.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone bluntly asked for nude photos, i would pray to every god out there that an anvil would fall on them.

    jon gilbertson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i read that in Carl Sagan's voice. then Attenborough kicked in. now they're dropping some heavy haiku, rap battle style. there's a war in my head

    Tofu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "my soul is the void" I can relate

    Alli VanHuysen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh! This is awesome!! And an oddly poetic response to the vulgar request??? This person is a genius!

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    max and the expresso
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All your books huh? Is he an heir to a powerful throne?does he have shares in a powerful tech company? How's he gonna pay 3.5 million dollars worth of merchandise?

    Luke T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, you misunderstand. They weren't textbooks.

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    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s a keeper. Don’t turn back. He understands!!!!

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grab him by the collar, drag him home, keep him? Or is he just a creep who knows how to get you?

    Alli VanHuysen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly- this is my ideal date... ; )

    Passerby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooohhh, dreamy. *swoon*

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the fact that the first date was in a book store gets high marks. I'd keep him around to see where this goes and then begin planning a literary themed wedding.

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    Bailey W.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Die Vorstellung wie nur Lisa/21 die Katastrophe in Jurassic Park überlebt, weil sie in Dino-Sprache um Gnade bitten kann..

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems we have found a way to summon the German pandas.

    Show thyself
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normalerweise braucht es dafür den richtigen Antrag und ein notariell beglaubigtes Schreiben zum Anlass... ||| damals hatten wir das noch nicht. 😉

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, eine Sternschnuppe - schnell wünsch dir was! (vor 66 millionen Jahren)

    max and the expresso
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No such thing as pterodactyl. Terrasaurs are the real deal. Yes I'm fun at party's. Not that I get invited to any...

    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ein deutschsprechender Saurier wuerde nie "Pterodactyl" sagen, sondern eher "Flugsaurier." Edit: typos (not used to writing in German...)

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    Henrik Schmidt
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pterodactyls weren't dinosaurs. Neither were mastodons, and they lived many millions of years after the dinosaurs went extinct. Yes, I went there.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you google around, there's some pretty good guesses how some specific dinosaurs could have sounded. There's a group of bones where the larynx is called the hyoid and they can make educated guess on how things were attached to it for a few dinosaurs. We have crocodiles and birds to reference against for similar shaped bones. There are also some dinosaurs that have hollowed out head parts. They've made molds of them and passed air through them to make noises.

    Max
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DONT READ THIS POST What iz zis place? OH ZE DINOSAURSEN SPOKESMAN THE SAMEZEN LANGUAGE AZ ME!!!!!!! *iNcOhErAnT gErMaN nOiSeS*

    ALEXANDER DALE
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...Germans don't really speak like that much. Only those beginning to learn English.

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    Speedgoat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self: I should not have read this with a mouthful of rice and beans.

    Phil Green
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mastodons weren't dinosaurs, they were mammals. I shall show myself out...

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    The creator of BSJ is always happy to see more educational content. “I think bringing more education to these platforms, as opposed to the barrage of celebrity gossip and influencers, is a great thing. It's cool to be smart.”

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    When asked how she manages to keep BSJ relevant with such tremendous competition on social media, Melissa confirmed that it can get difficult, for sure. “It'll be 10 years of running Bad Science Jokes in January of 2023 and a lot of things have changed online. I try to study analytics on a regular basis. What content is getting more engagement, was it a one-liner or a longer joke? Puns?”

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    French goats have that distinct R

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do they have the classic Gallic shrug / dismissive grunt combination when a non-French goat asks a question?

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    lou lou
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Italian goats stand on two legs. They need the other two for linguistic purpose.

    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's regional as well. I got some goats from up North and they don't mingle as well with the the one's from the South. I mean, they all sleep together, they get on, but they are always generally a slight distance when just mooching about.

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not 24 hours, I wondered if animals had different geographical accents, then this tweet!

    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a nightmare a Scottish goat would be. 🐐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    Nea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor my Indian goats must feel so offended everytime American/ British goats mock them for their accents.

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why some scream and some faint. They are so surprised as well

    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't understand goats from my own country!

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how goats in Australia sound to other goats?

    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's actually easy - they only add "mate" at the end of each sentence.

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    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm old: Pluto is still a planet, the moon landing is THE space achievement of all time, and we'll never catalogue all of Earth's diverse species.

    Ryan Winters
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'd have to stop driving species extinct to catalogue them all🤣🥲😭

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    Adam Zad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't give a f[iretr]uck what the Astronomical Union thinks. Pluto is a PLANET.

    Beck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need pluto to be a planet or "my very elegant mother just served us nine pickles" doesn't work.

    imontape
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pluto is beautiful but a diva

    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough. Slam the door on your way out

    Julie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being into astrology as a kid and learning Pluto was my ruling planet then having it taken away as an adult is really a summary of my life.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My condolences. How did it make you feel to be reinstated?

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    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like "quiet quitting" to me.

    Vicki Cunningham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on that white footprint, I'd say it was kicked out of orbit.

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And caviar is the tastiest of animal fetuses we have tried so far.

    Ace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caviar, or any other fish roe, is made up of unfertilised eggs, so no, not a foetus (or even a fetus).

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    Kathy Wright
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please no !! I still have not recovered from being told that milk is Mucus.

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milk is most definitely not mucus, or pus, or any of the other things that the anti-dairy lobby will tell you. This does not take away from the fact that the dairy industry is inherently cruel and causes untold suffering.

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    Blue Mar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now just forgot what you have read. You love honey... 😳

    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer chicken fetusee with cheese to caviar.

    Lizz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's delicious, and good for you.... and well digested :) I eat a lot of it. ( beekeeper )

    DC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... anyone ever bred some animal for having large and greasy pimples, which then can be harvested when they're full, and used as most delicious animal fat out there? TBH, I would not wonder the slightest. People are disgusting, especially when turning animals or parts thereof into so-called high-level deli. Often, it's exclusive by being disgusting more than anything else ... deep fried fetus of siamese-twin giraffes or something ...

    Becky Samuel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foie gras springs to mind as a revolting, extra-cruel fat harvesting method.

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    Moreover, Melissa always prides herself on reading every message she receives: “this helps me to know what people are thinking and what they want to see. Sometimes I will jump on a live stream and see what the thoughts of my followers are. Some might think I'm ‘just a meme page’ but I really strive to give people the content that can actually help them remember a topic in a bite-sized way.”

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that Blobus Emoticonus is the Latin name

    Christian Fuller
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    3 years ago

    ... or :O for short.

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    BG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaf Sheep Sea Slug has entered the chat. leaf-sheep...655f2a.jpg leaf-sheep-sea-slug-costasiella-kuroshimae-fb-63626ec655f2a.jpg

    Ricardo Ferreira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Miyazaki-san to some employee: "Write it down, write it down!"

    Gemma Cadd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a combination of these and soot sprites STAT

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    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh I would think I’m insane if I ever saw those but they are pretty bloody adorable

    Catman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First you draw a circle.

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    Nea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Therefore always check the reference and/or citation to verify the validity of the claims made by these ‘scientists’.

    Tui Tasman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite often its not "scientists think.." its .. journalist reads abstract mis-understands and then exaggerates for click bait.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A golden rule says - don't do anything you wouldn't like to explain to the paramedics later

    John Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a buddy try this with a cue ball in a pool hall. He put it in his mouth, took it out and won $10 bucks. I just kept thinking, you don't know who all has touched that ball or where it's been 🤮. He did have a big fat mouth

    Spiky Mama
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rest of this tweet thread is absolutely work your time. Look it up.

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha. Yessss. A scientist tho is literally anyone with a hypothesis. So everyone is a scientist technically speaking just without a PhD or something

    2WheelTravlr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A scientist is someone with expert knowledge in a natural or physical science. It's not any random punk on the internet with a hypothesis who can't even be bothered to type out complete words.

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    Danish Susanne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose it is always possible to find one or two scientists, that think whatever you want

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least an orange was used. I always shudder when I hear about people doing this "experiment" with a light bulb.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When smart people do stupid things: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-52094804

    Ash
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This tweet is actually the first one in a saga, and it's worth reading the whole thread... lol https://twitter.com/micefearboggis/status/1554851031670001667?lang=en

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    Daria
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Arctus" means "bear" in Latin, but the name Arctic probably refers to the constellation Ursa Major/Minor which is only visible in the Northern hemisphere.

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    Krystal Keener
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It gets better!! my favourite thing is probably the scientific name of the Grizzly bear. It's Ursus arctos horribilis. "ursus" meaning bear in Latin and "arctos", bear in Greek. So essentially a grizzly is a "horrible bear bear." The Eurasian Brown Bear is Ursus arctos arctos So literally "Bear Bear Bear". The most bear a bear can be. The poles of our world are Bear Continent and Anti-Bear Continent.

    Jaya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love bear bear bear too. Just so much fun. There are some other animals where they also use the same word three times, but actually literally the same word (so not translated like with the bear). Bison bison bison and gorilla gorilla gorilla for example.

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    Andreas Deml
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nonsense. Arctos doesn't mean bear. It's just the latin name for the constellation Great Bear (Ursa Major) but it has nothing to do with the animal. The actual meaning of arctos is "in the north" or "from the north".

    The Scout
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just reminds me of "Here be dragons..." in nearly every 90's game map...

    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I can't bear the cold out here" would work too.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two bear or not two bear- this is the question

    Khara Mei
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also that "bears" actually contains bears while "no bears" contains none is coincidence. The names are related to the presence of the constellations of Ursa Major and Ursa Minor in the northern hemisphere. Hm, maybe the bears are just following their star gods...

    Kathy Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's almost as funny as the fact that the Latin name for the Eurasian Brown Bear literally means 'Bear bear bear'.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if people would discover Antarctica first and notice penguins. Would they name it penguins here and then later discovered North Pole and go: no penguins here.

    Alex Hamilakis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ant-arctic means opposed to/the opposite of the arctic. Just like anti-anything

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    Melissa hopes her mission is enough to stay relevant. “And if it's not... Well, I will probably keep running Bad Science Jokes anyway - because it makes me happy.” To all the BSJ fans out there, Melissa says that nothing you learn is wasted. “It's amazing to live in a time where the world's information is always in our pocket. Don't be afraid to share your passion with the world,” she concluded.

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    Harley Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone asked me which my favourite part of the day was- WTF do I know?! I dont know how I’ve managed to get this far in life without being arrested medicated or detained

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the rest of your life, kid.

    Rei
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know the feeling....

    G86
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyday has now blurred into a long day.

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    Black Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this so f*****g hilarious

    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this not a full size poster in every English Lit class?

    Doggo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From SPQRBob... Romeo and Juliet are secretly wed without the knowledge of their families. Romeo is banished from town as the result of killing someone as revenge for the death of a kinsman in a duel. Meanwhile, Juliet's father arranges a marriage between her and a local Count, so with a friar's help, she fakes her death with a potion that causes her to fall into a deep slumber from which she cannot be awakened. The friar promises to get word to Romeo, but the message doesn't make it. Romeo hears of Juliet's "death", purchases a poison from an apothecary, and goes to her family crypt to see if it's true. He finds Juliet still under the effect of the potion and believes her death to be real and so drinks the poison and dies quickly. Juliet awakens at some point later and finds her Romeo dead. She takes his dagger and kills herself with it in her grief. Now go back and look at the picture.

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    tom tucker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gotta respect great face acting. tells its own story...

    $cagsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Far and away the best version of this play that I've seen.

    Kel_how
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D*amn, you are not wrong. Peak meme. 🤌

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now go back and read the meme in iambic pentameter.

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    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bc they feel like screaming. At least they aren’t judged. If I started my day screaming I would get judged. This is why I want a house with the closest neighbours being far far away so I can make as much noise as I want

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had deaf neighbors for many years. I live in an apartment now. Shhh!

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    Sanchi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a chicken starts screaming it is “so cute” and “sweet” but when I do it it is “shut up” and “get out of the shop”

    lauralett50
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roosters, not chickens. The hen don't crow. Just the males.

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    the Return of Bruno
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how to break this to you, but roosters aren't screaming. They are shouting, "HELLLOOO, LADIES!!!!" which is why you can't refer to them by their more traditional name, c**k, without getting censored.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't because they announce that they have survived another night? or is that rumor?

    Kevin Ber
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The roosters say hello to the sun while telling other roosters, these are all my chicken wives and I love them all!!!

    Aboredpanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. And the chickens do also scream in the morning (but don't crow). It's because they're squeezing an egg out. 😅

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    Stephanie Paich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only the roosters, probably just letting the hens know they have morning wood and are ready to get down.

    Ruth Hempsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best thing in the world. Living in a house that doesn't have a party wall with people on the other side, just air. Run around singing 60s hits and stomping with the beat. British rock. 🖖😊

    John Barber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the fact is they don't. Roosters do, but not chickens.

    Scott Crosby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the males! And I understand.

    v
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you understand if you don't know?

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that video where this random crow comes up to a dude and just says "f**k you" out of nowhere. Gotta love crows.

    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum tried this. Only made us more determined to be as f*****g unlady-like as possible.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my mom. She bought me a coffee mug that says: "I Do Not Spew Profanities. I Enunciate Them Clearly Like a Fücking Lady!"

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    lauralett50
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some one had a filthy mouthed owner, at one time.

    Nicole Tomme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently they would cuss out visitors and then giggle with each other.

    René Studer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would pay extra to see swearing birds.

    Ruth Hempsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rate this higher. Poor things, words can hurt you, especially when you're the one saying them.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bird's gotta do what a bird's gotta do. Ya know whatimean?

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    Ricardo Ferreira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NGL, looks like a little cat appreciating the eagle's a s s

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is also the English word 'callipygious' which means 'having shapely buttocks'

    Ihor Trufyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have that translation checked before committing to a tattoo. It might say: "Tutankhaman Pizza."

    Evelyn Haskins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why block out the correct biological name for a donkey???

    G86
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean this'll help if I ever fall thru a portal and end up in ancient Egypt in some hotties chambers.

    Ruth Hempsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know it doesn't say Pharoah eats dung beatles?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I get that graffiti I saw in the subway.

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    max and the expresso
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or did doughnuts evolve to look like bats?

    Steve The Stomper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen, call me a conspiracy theorist, a madman, but mark my words, doughnuts are evolving, along with bread and pasta. They have plans. Wicked schemes. They want mass distruction and an end to the human race. Embrace our overlords! Hide your children, buy some tinfoil, and prepare for the pastry apocalypse! THE END IS RYE!

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    the Return of Bruno
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Specifically, a jam donut? Like if you bite into them, red goo shoots into your mouth?

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the bat SO round?

    eMpTy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's obvious: from eating the jam doughnut!

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    FowlerSack
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dit is 'n Pfannkuchen und keen Doughnut, Ihr Flitzpiepen :D (that's not a doughnut, it's a Pfannkuchen)

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it is a fruit bat

    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "your Majesty is like a big jam donut" and "your Majesty is like a stream of bat's p**s" at the same time

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    UKGrandad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Related: an ostrich's* knees don't bend backwards. The joint that looks like the knee is actually it's ankle, the 'lower leg' is really an elongated foot bone, and it stands on its toes. It's actual knee is located high up by its body. *many birds have a similar leg structure but the "backward knee' effect is most apparent in the large flightless birds.

    imontape
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brb.. i have to Google this

    sourlemons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    penguins have legs and even knees - it’s just hidden

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    Nancy Lynch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have legs AND knees!

    Verena Abt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know the feeling! And then one thing leads to another and in the end we've totally forgotten what we were meaning to do in the first place!

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since I started reading this list I have been on Google three times, so I gues you are not alone

    Bored Trash Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the things you learn on this website....

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    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom's neighbor had two pit bulls. She used to give them dog biscuits sometimes, with their owner's permission. One day my mom commented that the wild rabbits never came into the neighbor's yard when the dogs were out . She went on saying "They just know. Isn't nature wonderful?" I felt the need to point out that most rabbits aren't blind or deaf.

    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also use static electricity to detect prey

    Pound Cake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t spiders have bad eyesight though?

    $cagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can't have. I've never seen one wearing glasses.

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    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a warning system called eyes!! Haha. I’m good with warnings then. I have a very wide peripheral vision and notice things but I don’t notice what I want to.

    Deep One
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiders also detect air movement by the hairs on their bodies (I can remember if it is legs only or whole body). Humans can do this to a lesser extent.

    Ricardo Ferreira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, if Stan Lee would like to be scientifically correct, he should have gave Peter Parker more two pairs of eyes...

    Emo Sloth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ima stop you at "if Stan Lee would like to be scientifically correct"

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, it is nevertheless and furthermore interesting.

    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me, i’ve burned fancy phrases into everyday speaking for constant snazziness

    Galerios
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I just be honest and say that I didn't even read the caption at first. All I saw was the picture and then Putting on the Ritz started playing in my head.

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha. Sounds like me and my sister. We also like to spice up our essays and reports. Sound more schmancy. Gets us higher marks

    Kelsey Rivera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevertheless this seems to be furthermore interesting then the last photograph

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely random fact: In the new She-Ra, there is a character called Madame Razz who hits people with a broom yelling 'RAZZLE DAZZLE'

    John Barber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Razzle perhaps. Dazzle?. Perhaps not.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knew someone who used the term "per se" way too annoyingly frequent.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an impaled kangaroo.

    farbenzirkel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Magdeburg's defense, it was not real archaeologists who built the creature. And then also from bones of different animals (not just a woolly rhinoceros).... So roughly what I built as a child when I mixed several Lego sets. And just as scientific.

    Becky Samuel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to be an annoying pedant - archeologists study human artefacts and remains, palaeontologists study biological artefacts and remains.

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    SCP 4666
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ihr ! Hattet ! Einen ! Job !

    Bob La Capra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ♫ She's got legs...she knows how to use them ♫

    John Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems legit? Did they put it together using IKEA end table instructions?

    Thomas Alskit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the city that gave us a physical representation of atmospheric pressure....

    Jay Son
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But.. and hear me out... But, what if?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    History has taught me that between whack-a-doodle science and religion mixed with ergot and various diseases, it's amazing we continued as a species.

    Catman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats wrong with it? It looks awesome.

    the Return of Bruno
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OTOH, if you read the ancient's descriptions of a unicorn, they plainly were describing a rhinoceros. If you say, "but they said it was a HORSE," you probably don't realize that "hippo" is Latin for "horse." (and "potamus" means "river.")

    cogadh
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, rhinoceros and hippopotamus are two entirely different animals. Hippos don't even have horns. EDIT - and "rhinocerous" literally means "nose horn" in the original Greek.

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    JoJo Anisko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like missing the broad side of the barn...from the inside.

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with the doors and windows closed

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    Andreas Deml
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the moon is also 384,400 km away. So you have to target with less than 0,5 degrees deviation.

    Pieter LeGrande
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is moving very fast and your missile takes several days to get there

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    Alexandru Bucur
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you'll find yourself on a circumlunar free return trajectory. Hey, it worked for Apollo 13...

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you'll still find yourself among the stars. Slowly suffocating in a void, where nobody can hear your screams.

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moon is .52 degrees of a circle wide. A second hand moves 6 degrees (almost 12 times that distance) around the clock each second so hitting the moon is a pretty accurate shot. Sorry to be pedantic but I want to stand up for our astronaut homies who went there and back without missing.

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am over the moon with this tweet.

    oktopus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking on the positive side, a full moon when visible covers probably 0.01% of the night sky (at a rough guess) and also have you seen the fuel requirements for achieving escape velocity, let alone the complex mathy stuff involved in doing that in the right direction?

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the moon is also 238,900 miles away. I'm not good with a bow at more than 50 feet..

    John Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a pep-talk from my dad. Just try your best son! But if you don't win you can always live with your mom

    G86
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanx for the perspective 😊

    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoot for the moon: if you screw up you'll blast a bunch of bacterial contaminants across the surface just like the Israelis did in 2019.

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    Ricardo Ferreira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His conclusion: "Western influence on young stalactite's minds." :(

    Franziska
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey that's the old Windows screensaver in real life

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on his face is that of a parent witnessing a new behavior from their child, isn't quite sure what it is or how to feel about and respond to it, but will allow it for the time being until he can post on Reddit asking if anyone else's kids are doing the same thing.

    Bob La Capra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if Stalactite Supervision is a full degree program or just a concentration...

    FlatEarf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stalactite Supervision" is not a thing...it's called stalactites daycare they often tell the terrible story which you have probably heard of "The Day the Stalagmites Attacked Stalactite Sanctuary"

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    John Anderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His look. "Damn. I have to re-write my doctoral thesis now. And come up with a term for sideways stalactites."

    Tofu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance, I thought those were bats 😳

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    Kathy Wright
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will be doing this starting tomorrow morning because that is how long it will take me to figure out how to say ...Spine O sour us Egy pita crust ?

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good attempt, but it's more like Spine-o-sor-us E-jip-it-arc-us.

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    Stealthzilla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for my second favorite dinosaur species!

    Scout Finch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to use this. "Spinosaurus cares for you and so do I".

    G86
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you mighty Spinosaurus

    AJay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do any pandas know how to pronounce Aegyptiacus? I can't say it if I don't know how

    Lee Macro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't but then I did a Google and a Wiki search and in all honesty I still don't

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    FlatEarf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that make this time post-evil then?

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    Dodomaster Lord of chickens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That explosion was all the knowledge the teacher has btw

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it emerges from the water, you can see that it is wearing a Lacoste shirt, a tribute to the family business.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine used to say "I'm as angry as a crocodile that's just recognised it's mother in a shoe shop".

    Gabby Ghoul
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the pic is an alligator. It's probably annoyed by all the PR crocs got from the shoes.

    John Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will have become a master when you can retrieve your shoe from my mouth

    LapCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard this in Steve Irwin’s voice, RIP

    Seedy Vine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was bound to happen eventually.

    M Kawai
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a beautiful bond they have

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    Eleven's eggos
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHERE IS THE BANANA FOR SCALE!!!!!!

    Kel_how
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the Ariana Grande for scale??

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    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America will use anything BUT the metric system. Washing machines, burgers, people. Ridiculous

    Edgar Rops
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grande is a very ironic last name for someone that tiny

    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how large was the basement in football fields.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a good unit of measurement. Most people from Florida know exactly how big she is.

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    B. Dahl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not many would read past the first part and choose 6 points. As the professor, I'd give those who picked 6 the 2 points and those who picked 2 the 6 points. Don't be greedy.

    Sam Juan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a lecturer who did this once, with the choices between 2 and 10 points. In the end, apparently most people chose 10 points, and he gave everyone 5 points anyway because he was "over and done with this semester"

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone would choose the 6 points thinking “no one will choose them because they are afraid lots of people will choose them so they don’t” at least that’s what I think. Psychology man. Or whatever.

    AJay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All right guys, which one are you choosing?

    Gabby Ghoul
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting riff on the Prisoner's Dilemma.

    badger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the prisoner's' dilemma. prisoners taking an exam, at least.

    Delta Dawn
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6 points because if I’m getting nothing it’s going to be for a damn good reason, not because I was sensible and other people were greedy. The professor probably knows that most of the class will pick 6 for the same reason.

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    Emma Kilcup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this librarian's sense of humor! This would make me think twice about eating in there, not joking.

    Gabby Ghoul
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, for one, would welcome our new insect overlords.

    The real Kittie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Gives ants a granola bar* Please humanity needs you to take charge we have no idea what we're doing

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom text says “Save us from the evil and apocalypse”

    PunkRock*Bottom*
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came here to find this, thank you!

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    Fred L.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a pretty cool novel series by Bernard Werber, The Trilogy of the Ants, in which humans communicate and interact with more intelligent ants.

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine Them! with even more intelligence. We never would've stopped them. (Good campy old movie)

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    Linda van der Pal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will call them rotatoes from now on!

    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP is the education I never really had and didn't know I needed.

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    the Return of Bruno
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a joke. American prisoners are often dressed in orange when off prison grounds to make them very conspicuous if they run away.

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    Alditekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know! I watched the show, orange is the space black.

    Gabby Ghoul
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The orange suits are for high visibility in the event of a bailout over the ocean.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I thought this was his/her/its//&$§ hands. I did NOT recognize it as a vagenis, I honestly did that's some composer's name or a dance or greek specialty to eat on weddings ... or something..." - "Lame excuse - on the gallow with that subcivilized human!"

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I caught a nice snap of a seal last year. A little pup. Norfolk12-...65da3a.jpg Norfolk12-636245065da3a.jpg

    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, D.b. - you just made my week.

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    blackberrycobbler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, I believe this is just what they do when the ground is cold. But they do make nice measuring units!

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure they're doing some measuring..

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I see the one bottom right has been posing for Andy Warhol prior to him meeting Mr. Cale and Mr. Reed.

    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually evolved as part of a paid sponsorship deal with Nike

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like some viral social network challenge thing, but for seals.

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, that is just a myth, they do this when the ground is cold and/or wet https://www.ecomare.nl/en/in-depth/reading-material/animals/seals/#:~:text=Seals%20in%20a%20banana%20pose,of%20their%20head%20and%20flippers. But let me give you another good thing to know, bees love playing with balls just like dogs and dolphins https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/63413596

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    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paper beats rock. Yep. Asteroid brings scissors; no worries we got rocks. Yep. Asteroid brings paper; no worries we got scissors

    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F486740672213334720%2F&psig=AOvVaw2QrcjmF8qc6LkML-h0zfk4&ust=1667482352000000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAwQjRxqFwoTCOCP7vvNj_sCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE

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    M Kawai
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, that sums it up for me

    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To finish off the Russian: "Because that's what happens when you give the powerful the ability to call thoughts they disagree with, 'dangerous' and to censor them."

    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Russian literature: ... but not until I have suffered in every imaginable way!

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i get somebody to paint a decent likeness of me, I'll never die.

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    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But fake skeletons don't spoiled as much. How did i know this?...mmm.. Read it in the internet?!

    TailsFangirl03
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Undertale genocide route intensifies*

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... just need a shovel and some time, and maybe a really, really good excuse...

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to me that most meth/crank/speed/etc. addicts don't usually visit the dentist.

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens if they use it right after the appointment?

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    Artsy Bookworm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thumbs up at the end though 🤣🤣🤣

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    max and the expresso
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make it a rule not to fight philosophers the beat you up then send you into exerstental dread. I'm on my fifth crisis this week.

    Krystal Keener
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For someone with a no-fighting rule, you sure seem to lose a lot

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    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a related note, I am absolutely convinced a lot of philosophers just used philosophy as a form of therapy.

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    Ricardo Ferreira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hopes for 2023 walking through the 2022 landscape

    Delta Dawn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow you have hopes for 2023, must be nice! lol

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    Emily M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans gave up their ability to birth fully developed young in exchange for our hips that allow us to walk and run on 2 legs (baby's skull would not fit through the birth canal if they gestated longer). The 3 month period after birth is called the "4th trimester" for this reason.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't even have kneecaps before we are 2 years old

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    max and the expresso
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recomend googling the video. It has changed my life. Not a day goes by that the this does not wreck an otherwise perfect bad mood.

    Francesa Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TxvBt4VFnE&ab_channel=SurgMedia

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recommend that Twitter account BTW, excellent source of animals doing funny stuff vids.

    RedMarbles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm very sorry to report that this is "an artist’s visualization of a kinesin protein in a white blood cell and not a myosin protein in a neuron, and it is not an actual video but a representation." It's not anything to do with happiness (special apology to max up above if they see this), but it is still really cool. Is This 'Walking' Protein What Happiness Really Looks Like? | Snopes.com https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/what-happiness-looks-like/

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could they have made this picture?

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    Yettichild
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's Organic Chemistry. All those professors are pretty nutty.

    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would need this to stay awake while attending organic chemistry lectures

    indiecognition
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a real bonding experience

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but the important question is: do laser pointer believe in that prof?

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people actually use laser pointers when hooked up to a computer? All my lecturers just used the mouse as a pointer.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He saves the laser pointer for when you don't pay attention.

    Jane Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lack of belief in lasers... do they still exist?🤔

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a pyramid scheme.

    ThreeAngryLlamas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Credit to James Acaster for the joke. Brilliant comedian Available on Netflix.

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He loved triangles so much, he started a cult. And killed a man.

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there such a thing as a love pyramid?

    Juririn
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about a tetrahedron?🤓

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    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but you had to trade something on value on the school's underground picture market to get your hands on that bad boy.

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    the Return of Bruno
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because back in the old days, they'd take the furry hats away from raccoons.

    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids don't understand why I get so excited about looking stuff up on the internet. How did anyone know anything pre-computer? Being full of useless information used to be quite the achievement.

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us cycled or walked to the library.

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    Stardust she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The “dark side” of the moon is much thicker than the other side. It protects the earth from asteroid impacts by being in the way. That’s why it looks so ugly

    Ola Polowczyk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The front of the Christmas tree vs. the back

    Ricardo Ferreira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm thinking about that meme, "the silent defender"

    Yu Hong Tam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dark spots are actually the smooth spots on the moon. Makes sense the dark side of the moon as a lot of meteorite impacts through the ages.

    der sebbl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There isn't really a dark side of the moon since both sides get their amount of sunlight over a month

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    Peachylady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but only a fraction of the people get it.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In addition to the ruminator in the image

    Kel_how
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on your handwriting, tbh

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    Chintan Shah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can copy paste an m and that would work fine also.. just saying..

    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That ust be a pain in the butt. Very essed up.

    Phandom Apostolis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alt 77 for capital M, Alt 109 for small m.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then just ctrl C, ctrl V for the rest of the paper.

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    Jk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the virtual keyboard preinstalled on windows (I'm sure there's one for other operating systems too)

    love u
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have no other devices, how are you taking the picture? 🧐

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Phase One XF IQ4 150MP Camera System can take the picture.

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    indiecognition
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't need to be perfect. Just good enough to get off the ground.

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fine. This is fine. *starts groaning like Tina Belcher*

    John Yaskowich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And ignore the fact that all 2 million parts were supplied by the lowest bidder.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really. There were B-24's that have gotten both rudders and an engine shot off in North Africa (in addition to a truck-sized hole in the fuselage) and still landed safe and sound upon return from their mission.

    Sanni Salo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to love flying. Then I watched few episodes of Air Crash Investigation.

    Jo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *me who's about to go fly a plane with precious cargo (a younger sibling)*

    CP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I learned the details about how planes fly while studying for engineering in college, I was shocked there weren't more crashes.

    AffenpinscherMom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this freaks you out, do not subscribe to Mayday: Air Disaster channel on You Tube, which in my opinion is an incredibly well done and informative series and I have seen every single one.

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw some duct tape on and keep going

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, well done! Also, you owe me a keyboard. Mine is currently swimming in coffee.

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    The Big Dipper ⭐️
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wonder why his mom didn’t just dip him by his arm and then take his other arm and dip the rest of him in.

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    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But after it cooled down, it's called condensed milk.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really, they're different products. Condensed milk is thicker than evaporated milk and typically it is also sweetened. If you put an unopened can of condensed milk in a pan of simmering water for an hour (ensuring the pan doesn't boil dry) then carefully open it (with a towel over the can because steam will come out quickly when it is pierced), you will have a can of hot fudge sauce. You're welcome.

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    DC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... like 87 % per mass or so, yeah...

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    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that photobomber in the lower right corner?

    Gabby Ghoul
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo

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    Nicole Tomme
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You actually want to swipe the object to the side to open the airway. This is why it is so important to keep small toys and objects away from children. In middle school French right after I took a CPR course for babysitting my teacher's toddler who was here that day started choking on a loose bracket on one of the empty shelves under the window. Having been trained I spotted her immediately and alerted her mother. Even knowing the basic methods such as swiping and the Heimlich maneuver (the method is different for small children and babies) can save a life. But man this image is poorly drawn and gag inducing.

    Delta Dawn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had to be tough and/or lucky to survive the 40s, man.

    Electra Complex
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody wanna come over and save me from choking........... 👀💦

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pull the choking hazard out with your finger. Simple.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easier said than done. But there are methods to safely remove obstructions. They are different for babies, children and adults but it is important to know. This image is a poor depiction of what to do.

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