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That lovely German word 'schadenfreude' describes the pleasure that one gets in witnessing another person's misfortune. While we don't necessarily condone this slightly evil feeling, it can be useful in putting one's own struggles and unfortunate events into perspective.

For instance, it's Monday. You didn't get much sleep, the car won't start, and you're late for work. Seems like you're having the worst day ever! It's easy to feel grumpy and full of self-pity; you might even bring the people around you down as well, with your crappy mood.

However, one look at this list, compiled by Bored Panda, will immediately make you realize how much worse things can be. These people are having a really bad day, , and it's sure to be even more unlucky than yours!

Scroll down below for your Monday dose of schadenfreude for yourself, and sure your own funny accidents and worst fails in the comments!

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My Cat Couldn't Get To His Litter Box Because The Toilet Door Was Forgotten Closed At Night, So He Spilt The Litter Bag Himself And Pooped On It

My Cat Couldn't Get To His Litter Box Because The Toilet Door Was Forgotten Closed At Night, So He Spilt The Litter Bag Himself And Pooped On It

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So, like these unfortunate souls bestowed with bad luck, you have had a terrible day. What's the best and healthiest way to deal with such a setback? Psychology today has some basic tips on how to calm down, come to terms with your fate and carry on with serene acceptance, avoiding an existential crisis.

Start by setting an intention to be gentle with yourself. "When you're feeling battered around by the winds of luck, you're going to need some self-nurturing. Set an intention that you're going to be kind to yourself while you're waiting for the universe to start dishing out some kindness again."

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He Saw A Squirrel And Dragged Me Through The Mud On My Ass

He Saw A Squirrel And Dragged Me Through The Mud On My Ass

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Treat yourself: "A dose of positive emotion will increase your resilience during stressful days. Know yourself well enough that you have a short mental (or written) list of simple things you enjoy that reliably boost your mood."

"As a self-test, try to come up with five things now that reliably boost your mood. They need to be simple and under your control (e.g., "sunny days" isn't going to work since you can't personally create one of those.) If you find this hard, note whatever you can and add to it when something pops into your mind."

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Some examples could include: Getting a kind of food that you like that you don't eat that often, maybe lobster or some fried plantain! A good, tasty meal is always good for the mood... You could also book yourself in for a massage or meditation session on the way home from work, or yes, even a beer. But don't overdo it, because alcohol is never the answer to a problem!

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Kids Playing With Fire Hose During Coast Guard Demo

Kids Playing With Fire Hose During Coast Guard Demo

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This Big Guy And Three Of His Friends Got Into A Newly Built Montana House And Proceeded To Live There For A Month Before Being Found

This Big Guy And Three Of His Friends Got Into A Newly Built Montana House And Proceeded To Live There For A Month Before Being Found

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Get something small done that's on your own agenda: "Positive mood comes from a combination of pleasure and a sense of mastery (feeling you're competent and can get things done). These both go out the window on bad days because having a run of bad luck usually feels frustrating, demoralizing, and out of control."

"Find something you can get done that will ensure the day isn't totally unproductive. It's a skill to be able to identify quick mastery tasks that feel achievable no matter what else you have going on. The more you practice, the better you'll get at it."

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Went To Open My Fridge. Definitely Thought My Hand Was Connected Properly

Went To Open My Fridge. Definitely Thought My Hand Was Connected Properly

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Stuck His Head In A Hole In A Tree To Take A Look, Guess What He Found

Stuck His Head In A Hole In A Tree To Take A Look, Guess What He Found

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And finally, learn to recognize the impact of stressful events: "When I worked as a therapist, clients would frequently overlook or underestimate the impact of stressful events and frustrations on their mood."

"It's a lot easier to cope with one isolated incident than it is to cope with a series of blows that come in quick succession. If you're feeling down or overwhelmed, it can help to recognize that many of the causes of your stress are temporary, one-off events, or random incidents of bad luck."

These incidents are all just that, random incidents of bad luck. Life goes on! In the meantime, let's all enjoy a little hilarious schadenfreude at these poor people's expense!

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#9

Put My Visor Down In The Side To Block The Sun

Put My Visor Down In The Side To Block The Sun

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#10

Threw My Swatter At A Fly. Don't Ask Questions Because I Don't Have Answers

Threw My Swatter At A Fly. Don't Ask Questions Because I Don't Have Answers

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#11

My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy’s Shit And Proceeded To “Clean” The Rest Of My Home

My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy’s Shit And Proceeded To “Clean” The Rest Of My Home

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Oh No

Oh No

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure this is where that's from. My mom was around 600lbs with lots of medical issue and she never once had to go to a zoo to get a scan. I call shenanigans (and maybe copyright infringement).

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For all those saying "it's their own fault, etc.": are you aware of metabolic disorders? Do you know firsthand what side effects drugs like Prednisone can have? Do you genuinely believe bullying works? Are you practiced enough in psychology to know every way childhood trauma can affect an adult's life? If not, perhaps YOU are the one in need of change.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Metabolic disorders are real... but rare. Statistically 70 % of adult Americans are overweight/obese. That speaks a lot more to systemic problem, than a rapid rise/abundance of metabolic disorders. I agree that bullying doesn't work... but people sometimes confuse bullying with the truth of a situation. If a doctor tells you you need to loose weight for health reasons and that it will affect the longevity of your life ...he is not fat shaming you! He is telling you the truth. And I am well aware of what Prednisone does. For one it is a steroid and you shouldn't be on it long-term at all....so it really shouldn't matter. 2nd there can be some weight gain, but not 300 lbs....maybe 20.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LMAO that made me laugh out loud....but only because I'm not that skinny myself. So I can empathize

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On all people saying this is BS, one of my patients in a Dutch hospital was too heavy for the CT (it's about the weight not the room). I thought this very sad, especially since there was something serious but they couldn't diagnose it only guess. The patient died suddenly in my shift. I searched and found out there is a facility with a heavy duty MRI, which is used for horses (mostly) at certain hours, but gets cleaned up and used for humans as well. But it's on the other side of the country.

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Carolien Bakker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well the Dutch scanner apparently was the first one used for humans and animals, but that's news from 2013. So maybe that changed.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually had a friend that couldn't do a MRI because of her size. They tried to work around her problem but never recommended going to the zoo. She has since lost about 175 lbs.

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Sarah Biddle
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In response to (Marnie)—I was diagnosed with Hashimoto's in my 20's but not until it got really bad. I was misdiagnosed quite a bit, but when my vision started to go blurry and I gained 30 pounds in a month, they finally figured it out. It also turns out it runs in the family on my dad's side. They have antibodies that they can test for but that is not the only diagnostic tool.

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Judith Wilson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scanners were meant to be torture chambers for anyone who feels ill. They are tiny and if you are claustrophobic, you probably won't make it through the ordeal. I nearly went mad.

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Ruth King
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is just sad. Hope that person gets some mental help and a support team...

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Pamela
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are a lot of large people out there. Time medical facilities enlarged their equipment.

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Joann Casey
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had a large body habitus (230kg) patient who had to go in a horse MRI scanner at an equine centre, not sure if there is such thing as an elephant scanner.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Denial is one of the strongest mind tricks a person can play on themselves but maybe that was a wake up call to them. Also we don't know if there was a medical reason for their weight that made it even harder to control.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahh yes, no being abused was my fault. People becoming disabled or ill in some way is their fault. Your head is so far up your own a*s your choking on it.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why feel bad, they got that way! It may have weird I would feel but I wouldn't waste my feeling of bad whatsoever!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There actually are roomier MRI machines etc for claustrofobic people. These look more like toasters, open at the sides. So I call (elephant) BS.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately, being open at the sides may be of no help when most of a 500lb. persons weight is in front. Sadly, not b.s.

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You are what you eat; and in this case he clearly ate!

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Don't feel bad, they did that to themselves, thats disgusting

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or they have a disability or condition that causes them to gain weight or makes it harder to lose it or they were abused and their diet was controlled completely or a million and one other reason that aren't 'they did it to themselves". Cockwomble.

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I Came In To Find My Tortoise Like This

I Came In To Find My Tortoise Like This

Putting the clues together, it seems he pooped, got it stuck on his foot, ran in circles trying to get it off, and flipped over. Good job, buddy.

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Good Morning And Happy Valentine’s Day! Why Not Start Your Day Off With A Turmeric Smoothie?

Good Morning And Happy Valentine’s Day! Why Not Start Your Day Off With A Turmeric Smoothie?

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#16

Your Day May Have Been Bad, But It's Probably Not As Bad As 'I Tipped Over A Satellite And It'll Cost $135 Million To Fix' Bad

Your Day May Have Been Bad, But It's Probably Not As Bad As 'I Tipped Over A Satellite And It'll Cost $135 Million To Fix' Bad

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That impact test went well! It got hit by a planet and is still in one piece! That's a Job Well Done!

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#17

The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame

The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame

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#19

My Dad Bought A Soap From A Charity In 2016 And Only Today Opened The Box. Look What Was Inside! P.S. My Dad Is A Huge Football Fan

My Dad Bought A Soap From A Charity In 2016 And Only Today Opened The Box. Look What Was Inside! P.S. My Dad Is A Huge Football Fan

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was just stupid of the soap company! Lots of people don't open a soap box right away but wait until they've finished the soap they already have.

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#20

So Excited To Use My Pizza Cutter For The First Time

So Excited To Use My Pizza Cutter For The First Time

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#21

Bet She's Glad She Bought That Tire Cover

Bet She's Glad She Bought That Tire Cover

Driver was taken to the hospital as a precaution.

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#24

Anyone Curious What Happened After That Guy Ripped His Pants At The Wedding. I'm His Wife

Anyone Curious What Happened After That Guy Ripped His Pants At The Wedding. I'm His Wife

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I Asked To Have It Edged Up So My Bangs Would Be Straight. Proceeded To Cut All My Bangs Off And My Entire Widows Peak. White Guy At A Black Barbershop Problems

I Asked To Have It Edged Up So My Bangs Would Be Straight. Proceeded To Cut All My Bangs Off And My Entire Widows Peak. White Guy At A Black Barbershop Problems

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#27

I've Been Using The Complimentary Towel At My Apartment's Swimming Pool. Someone Just Told Me It's A Towel For Wet Dogs

I've Been Using The Complimentary Towel At My Apartment's Swimming Pool. Someone Just Told Me It's A Towel For Wet Dogs

I just moved in to a new apartment complex and I've been using the new swimming pool and hot tub. I usually come straight from gym, so as a courtesy to others, I shower in this locker room before I use the pool. I keep forgetting to bring a towel so I quickly use one of these towels on the wall. Yesterday, a stranger saw me bathing and here and told me that this is actually a room meant for residents to give baths to their dogs, and that the shower I'm looking for is in a different locker room. As he tried to hold back laughter, he asked me what I thought this blue thing was for. I told him I thought it was for bathing babies. FML.

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In Colorado, Due To Rock Fall, A 20 Mile Stretch Of Highway Now Has A 238 Mile, 4,5 Hour Detour

In Colorado, Due To Rock Fall, A 20 Mile Stretch Of Highway Now Has A 238 Mile, 4,5 Hour Detour

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A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool

A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool

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#30

Finally Gave In And Let My Daughter Get A Cat. Turns Out She’s Allergic

Finally Gave In And Let My Daughter Get A Cat. Turns Out She’s Allergic

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#31

A Small Crash Revealed Just How Much Make Up She Had On

A Small Crash Revealed Just How Much Make Up She Had On

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#32

So This Guy Paused A Video Of A Model He Wanted To Look Like And His Barber Mistook The Play Button Icon With His Desired Hairstyle And Shaved Triangles On Both Sides Of His Head

So This Guy Paused A Video Of A Model He Wanted To Look Like And His Barber Mistook The Play Button Icon With His Desired Hairstyle And Shaved Triangles On Both Sides Of His Head

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#33

A Woman Put 1.5 Gallons Of Windshield Washer Liquid Instead Of Oil

A Woman Put 1.5 Gallons Of Windshield Washer Liquid Instead Of Oil

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#34

Life Must Be Hard For Him

Life Must Be Hard For Him

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#35

Whoever Threw A Sink Into My Car Last Night

Whoever Threw A Sink Into My Car Last Night

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#36

The Door I Had To Get Through Last Night To Get To My Room

The Door I Had To Get Through Last Night To Get To My Room

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#37

My Favorite Wedding Photo. I Got A Bubble In My Eye While We Were Leaving

My Favorite Wedding Photo. I Got A Bubble In My Eye While We Were Leaving

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

don't be ashamed by getting emotional, no need to hide behind a bubble-accident

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#38

I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

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#39

My Roof Caved In Last Night

My Roof Caved In Last Night

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Step away slowly, close the door and pretend it didn’t happen.

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#40

Trying To Even Out My Tan On My Lunch Break

Trying To Even Out My Tan On My Lunch Break

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#42

Cut My Finger While Opening A Package Of Band Aids

Cut My Finger While Opening A Package Of Band Aids

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#43

Damn

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Usually a memo is issued if there are road repairs happening to the neighborhood. He must have not read it or ignored it.

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#44

Waited Almost 14 Years For This Moment, And Of Course I Missed It

Waited Almost 14 Years For This Moment, And Of Course I Missed It

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#46

"Made iPhone Cookies To Trick Cops Into Pulling Me Over, I'll Just Take A Bite And Ask If Cookies Are Against The Law"

"Made iPhone Cookies To Trick Cops Into Pulling Me Over, I'll Just Take A Bite And Ask If Cookies Are Against The Law"

Eventually he was pulled over and got a warrant for unpaid parking tickets. "Wasn't worth it. I'm an idiot... No more iPhone Cookies."

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a good outcome for a guy who thought it would be funny to troll taxpayer resources.

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#47

Yesterday This Guy Put Ghost Pepper Popcorn In Our Industrial Microwave At Work For Over 5 Min

Yesterday This Guy Put Ghost Pepper Popcorn In Our Industrial Microwave At Work For Over 5 Min

The office was filled with black smoke burning people's eyes no-one could breath. He basically maced the building. we were moved to the other end so we could keep working.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, this will happen when you heat/nuke ghost pepper oil. Now, you will have to put bowls of REALLY hot boiling water with lemon and baking soda in it and let it sit for atleast 20 minutes and repeat this process many many times and steam the ghost out of it before you can safely use it again.

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#48

Finally Brought My Girlfriend To What I Promised Her Was The Best View She Would Have Ever Seen

Finally Brought My Girlfriend To What I Promised Her Was The Best View She Would Have Ever Seen

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#49

When You Hit A Pot Hole On The Highway Doing 70 MPH

When You Hit A Pot Hole On The Highway Doing 70 MPH

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#50

My Friend Works As A Cleaner Here

My Friend Works As A Cleaner Here

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#51

New Road Was Not Sealed Correctly. The Result

New Road Was Not Sealed Correctly. The Result

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This does not look like a 'sealing' problem. This looks like a driving over a 'still curing road' problem. Perhaps the road blocks were not yet in place.

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#52

Can I Get My Money Back

Can I Get My Money Back

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#53

Fridays Aren’t For Everyone

Fridays Aren’t For Everyone

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#54

Car Park Barrier Closed Before The Trailer Got Through

Car Park Barrier Closed Before The Trailer Got Through

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#55

My Grandmother Almost Got Lost At Sea In Iceland

My Grandmother Almost Got Lost At Sea In Iceland

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#56

Was Given A Heat Sensitive Mug For A Work Meeting

Was Given A Heat Sensitive Mug For A Work Meeting

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#57

Rip Random Pedestrian. These Are Dark Times

Rip Random Pedestrian. These Are Dark Times

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#58

I Lost My ****

I Lost My ****

...when I woke up. It was actually chocolate I've been sleeping on. But you should have seen my face!

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#59

The Cable Guy Installed The Cable Through Our Hula Hoop That We Left Out

The Cable Guy Installed The Cable Through Our Hula Hoop That We Left Out

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#60

Machine Crashing After Winning The Jackpot

Machine Crashing After Winning The Jackpot

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#61

Women's Pockets Suck

Women's Pockets Suck

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's why femme fatale pull stuff out of their cleavages in movie. Not only is it sexy, it is practical.

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#62

Me, My Sister And My Best Friend (From Left To Right) At Our Graduation Trip. Fun Stuff

Me, My Sister And My Best Friend (From Left To Right) At Our Graduation Trip. Fun Stuff

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How The Mailman Delivered The Vinyl I Ordered

How The Mailman Delivered The Vinyl I Ordered

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He could have just rang the doorbell. I hope you managed to get a refund.

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First Thing Monday Morning At My Shower Door Installation Job

First Thing Monday Morning At My Shower Door Installation Job

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of when we had new windows installed. Biggest window in the house (2mx2.5m or thereabouts), triple glazed and they dropped it putting it on the truck. Made a new one, brought it around, installed it. The installer then noticed a tiny scratch in it. He made the glass company make a third one. Of all the windows in the house, it must have cost them a fortune to make it 3 times.

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#65

My Snowglobe Acted As A Magnifying Glass And Burnt A Line Into My Curtain

My Snowglobe Acted As A Magnifying Glass And Burnt A Line Into My Curtain

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fortunately, this malicious flamingo did not burn the whole house!

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Just Drove To Class Early In The Morning Through Pouring Rain And Shitty Traffic After Sleeping Three Hours Last Night Only To Find This. How's Your Morning Going?

Just Drove To Class Early In The Morning Through Pouring Rain And Shitty Traffic After Sleeping Three Hours Last Night Only To Find This. How's Your Morning Going?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, when I was a student, our university had this regulation that if you are late for more 15 minutes, you will be counted as absent and you can only be absent for 2 sessions for the whole semester or you will fail the course. I already missed 2 sessions that semester when I woke up 15 minutes before class. I skipped my morning shower, brushed my teeth and washed my face, had to pay more for Uber (I usually rode the bus which is a lot cheaper). I ran through campus with my greasy hair, rushed up the stairs because there was a looooong queue for the elevator (my class was on the 9th floor). I came about 10-12 minutes late, "I made it", I thought. I walked to the class while wiping my sweat off, only to find my classmates exiting the classroom because the lecturer said that she couldn't make it.

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Accidentally Texted My Kids Teacher

Accidentally Texted My Kids Teacher

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The Insurance Adjuster Fell Through My Dad's Ceiling

The Insurance Adjuster Fell Through My Dad's Ceiling

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When You’re Trying To Put A 600 Pound Piece Of Tempered Glass In And You Hit A Tiny Piece Of Metal On The Corner. (Sounds Like A Gun Shot When It Explodes)

When You’re Trying To Put A 600 Pound Piece Of Tempered Glass In And You Hit A Tiny Piece Of Metal On The Corner. (Sounds Like A Gun Shot When It Explodes)

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My Brother's Cabin (Which Is Now His Home In The Midst Of A Nasty Divorce) In Northern CA. Took Him 5 Miles On A Snow Mobile To Find This After Leaving Town For A Week

My Brother's Cabin (Which Is Now His Home In The Midst Of A Nasty Divorce) In Northern CA. Took Him 5 Miles On A Snow Mobile To Find This After Leaving Town For A Week

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well.. he's got some shoveling to do now.. Good way to work out all the frustration he may have from his divorce :)

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Got Excited From Far Away About The Motel Having A Swimming Pool

Got Excited From Far Away About The Motel Having A Swimming Pool

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t know what’s worse, going to a motel with a pool and being full of dirt and grass or a pool that is completely empty on a school camping trip.

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A Truck Drove On Turf I Layed Yesterday

A Truck Drove On Turf I Layed Yesterday

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#77

Guess Who Thought The Soy Sauce Was Syrup This Morning

Guess Who Thought The Soy Sauce Was Syrup This Morning

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#78

Dude Lost His Shoe Right As The Subway Doors Closed

Dude Lost His Shoe Right As The Subway Doors Closed

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#79

Took My Buddy To The Grand Canyon For The First Time Today. Spectacular Views All Around

Took My Buddy To The Grand Canyon For The First Time Today. Spectacular Views All Around

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Not Cleaning My *** With This

Not Cleaning My *** With This

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give a quick pull and the spider should just drop through the hole onto the floor and then scurry away. Looks like a harmless huntsman to me.

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#81

Car Crashed Into My Living Room

Car Crashed Into My Living Room

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#82

My Pillow Said "Washing Machine And Dryer Safe" I Open Up My Dryer To This

My Pillow Said "Washing Machine And Dryer Safe" I Open Up My Dryer To This

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#85

I Dropped A LEGO House I Built 10 Years Ago Down The Stairs

I Dropped A LEGO House I Built 10 Years Ago Down The Stairs

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#86

Dropped A Brand New Gallon Of Milk. As A Bonus, I Also Got A Flat Tire Today

Dropped A Brand New Gallon Of Milk. As A Bonus, I Also Got A Flat Tire Today

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#87

How To Make Me Spend $60 Ft. My Dog

How To Make Me Spend $60 Ft. My Dog

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#88

I Imagine This Person Just Went Straight Home And Spent The Weekend In Bed

I Imagine This Person Just Went Straight Home And Spent The Weekend In Bed

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#89

Someone Out There Is Having A Really Bad Day That's Worse Than Ours

Someone Out There Is Having A Really Bad Day That's Worse Than Ours

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#90

Heard A Crash, Knew My Whole Sunday Was Ruined

Heard A Crash, Knew My Whole Sunday Was Ruined

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#91

The Right Car Is Mine. I Physically Could Not Enter My Car. And Since The Batteries In My Key Ran Dry, I Could Not Open Any Doors But The Drivers Door From The Outside

The Right Car Is Mine. I Physically Could Not Enter My Car. And Since The Batteries In My Key Ran Dry, I Could Not Open Any Doors But The Drivers Door From The Outside

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#92

My Friend Doesn't Have A Screen On Our Flight To China Despite Everyone Else Having One

My Friend Doesn't Have A Screen On Our Flight To China Despite Everyone Else Having One

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Toujin C'Thlu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel their pain. Was once on a cross-country flight, and my screen was the only one not working.

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#94

Aston Martin Was Worth $1.5 Million

Aston Martin Was Worth $1.5 Million

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#95

Sister Didn’t Mention That Her Dogs Have Fleas When I Said I’d Watch Them For Her

Sister Didn’t Mention That Her Dogs Have Fleas When I Said I’d Watch Them For Her

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Toujin C'Thlu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better give those dogs a flea bath...and have a little talk with your sister

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#96

The Way The Corner Of The Table Found My Pocket

The Way The Corner Of The Table Found My Pocket

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Caridina Japonica
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can you please post a picture taken by this camera? Should be an interesing effect

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#97

This Is What A $239 Textbook, Never Opened And Still In Plastic, Looks Like After Being Returned To The Same Bookstore That I Purchased It From

This Is What A $239 Textbook, Never Opened And Still In Plastic, Looks Like After Being Returned To The Same Bookstore That I Purchased It From

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#98

My Husband Works In A Liquor Store And Just Sent Me This Picture

My Husband Works In A Liquor Store And Just Sent Me This Picture

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#99

Found A Worm In My Lunch

Found A Worm In My Lunch

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#101

Today I Climbed A Mountain And Was Rewarded With This Incredible View

Today I Climbed A Mountain And Was Rewarded With This Incredible View

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Sami
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You couldn't tell it was foggy while you were climbing?

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#102

At Work We Had A Power Outage, $10,000 Worth Of Ice Cream Fits In One Dumpster

At Work We Had A Power Outage, $10,000 Worth Of Ice Cream Fits In One Dumpster

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#103

Bitcoin Mining Farm Gets Flooded

Bitcoin Mining Farm Gets Flooded

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#105

When You Have To Slam On The Brakes

When You Have To Slam On The Brakes

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DaVo
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you know the Citroën 2CV has it's wobbly suspension because it was sepcifically designed to transport eggs on s****y French roads?

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#106

Thought I Was Charging My Computer For A 6 Hour Road Trip. Guess Not

Thought I Was Charging My Computer For A 6 Hour Road Trip. Guess Not

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Shelley Jennings
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well it is an Apple. Would have died an hour into the trip anyway...

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#107

**** Happens

**** Happens

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#108

Our $1000 TV Just Got Shipped In

Our $1000 TV Just Got Shipped In

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#110

After Two Weeks Of Excited Waiting We Open Our New TV And There Is A Nice Gift Waiting For Us

After Two Weeks Of Excited Waiting We Open Our New TV And There Is A Nice Gift Waiting For Us

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Moriarty2
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better yet, we had our TV wall mounted before we turned it on and saw it was cracked...now we always check first...

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