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If there's an Instagram account the legendary Dude With Sign is following, it's this one.

Fueled by pretty much the same vibes and a self-explanatory name, Absurd Signs shares pictures of people trying to send everyone the funniest and most ridiculous messages.

There's a bar owner who likes to think of whiskey as soup. A guy at a basketball game trying to distract his team's opponents from the game. It's a pretty colorful gang! I guess they're the real-life chaotic neutral fraction.

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#1

@officialmauryshow Can U Plz Confirm This Is Doable?

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Daria B
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2 dads and 1 mom, to be precise. Let's not discredit women's work, ahemmm....

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    #2

    College Bball Is Back In Full Force This Weekend 😠

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    Nathan A Heflick, Ph.D., is currently a senior lecturer in psychology at the University of Lincoln in the United Kingdom. To understand absurdity, he says, we must first know what's a schema.

    "A schema refers to people's expectations," he wrote in Psychology Today. "So for instance, one's schema for a card deck is that hearts are red, and spades are black. If you were to play with a deck with the colors reversed, this would disrupt your schemas."

    Cognitively, schemas are important because they enable us to process and use a ton of information in the world very quickly with minimal effort and fuss. "To put this in perspective, imagine going some place entirely new where you have no idea what to expect. The sheer effort exerted in trying to function without your usual schemas would be exhausting."

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    #4

    @peta Can U Plz Investigate?

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    Cold Contagious
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Jeremy tried to wear them and they didn't fit 🤔

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    #5

    Well, I’ll Be Fooked Lad
tag Someone Who’s Slurpin’ On Irish Soup Today 🇨🇮🇨🇮

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    Science shows that we are motivated to maintain our existing schemas. For example, the meaning maintenance model by Steven Heine, Travis Proulx, and Kathleen Vohs, says that people's need for things to make sense (to be meaningful, and consistent with their schemas and expectations) is so strong that when it is disrupted, people act with increased efforts to restore their "meaning frameworks."

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    In one study Proulx and Heine exposed participants to a story written by Franz Kafka. The story starts out with a clear storyline (a doctor heading out to help with a child's tooth ache) and ends with a series of meaningless statements.

    As Heflick pointed out, from the perspective of the meaning maintenance model, this should elicit an increased need to affirm and validate one's sources of meaning (one's schemas and expectations).

    #7

    Oh Taco Shells? Yea They’re Halfway Down Aisle Juan On The Right

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    And in the study, this occurred through an increased ability to learn a new language. Specifically, participants were exposed to a list of digits and then were more likely to detect patterns in a made-up grammar system when they had just read the absurd, meaninglessness story by Kafka.

    "Put differently, when people had their schema threatened by reading something that did not make sense, they responded with an increased capacity to learn," Heflick explained.

    #10

    Weed Gummies Are Definitely Fine Tho

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    Eva the Egg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit... The fact that they had to put up this sign is just sad

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    #12

    There’s Zero Fucking Chance I Watch This Movie Without Tortillas

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    KitFrey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't want to taco 'bout it

    indiecognition
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when people flauta the rules

    lucygoosey0903
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not after what happened last time....*shudder*

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *crunch* Guard: this is nacho day...either get out or taco long walk off a short pier

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probally casue they remind them of Bruno..and we don't talk about him

    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what happened to make this sign necessary

    Erica Ventura
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until recently, UC Santa Barbara students had a tradition of throwing tortillas onto the field during soccer games. It's been banned due to the mess, the massive wastefulness of food, and the racist undertones. Glad it's over...

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    Dhairya Gupta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guards after finding a person , takes their tortilla and secretly eat it . 🍴

    Vasana Phong
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, I wonder how it got to this point

    Cindy Barker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know the story behind this one lol

    NO NO NO
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you mean tortoise? Because You are shaming tortilla people

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a female ain't nobody gonna touch my tortillas!

    D K
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is there is a sweet old little lady next to the theater making fresh tortillas, and patrons kept buying from her and bringing them in? I really cannot think of any other reason why they would ban tortillas

    chaotic awesome
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do you have against tortillas? they’re great!

    William Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to switch to bringing in empanadas

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to take my Chipotle burritos into the movies. God, I miss Chipotle too much!

    Anne Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to have been in the security meeting that came up with this one.

    existn't
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its pronoounced tour tilla not tour tyia

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know...TexMex food reinforces social distancing..I am am 10 feet away and what the hell did you have on that taco, girl???....I am moving to the next city!!!

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Everyone will be subject to a security search..." for tortillas.

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    #13

    @drphil Can You Help Locate One Of These Species?

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    The psychologist said this research has several interesting implications. "For starters, schemas serve many useful functions. But, when schemas are broken, they increase learning. So, presumably, people need to overcome their natural tendency to protect their schemas to maximize their ability to learn."

    In practical terms, this could suggest that when people isolate themselves from outside information to protect their schemas (such as only watching or reading things that verify their views), they hinder not only their ability to learn about other perspectives (through a lack of information) but also their ability to learn anything novel or different.

    So when you think about it, the folks behind these signs are actually doing a public service. They're increasing everyone's desire and ability to learn. I know, it sounds like a stretch, but science says so!

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    #14

    #leavingneverland Vibes

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    #15

    Can I Please Speak To A Translator?

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fine officer, I've been doing vodka shots.

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    #17

    This Is Not Funny

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    Caro Caro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a comma after the word door and even that makes more sense :D

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    Interestingly, Rebecca Schwarzlose, a cognitive neuroscientist researching brain and cognitive development at Washington University in Saint Louis, says missing the point is part of human nature.

    "You perceive only a small fraction of the energy and information buzzing all around you," Schwarzlose wrote. "Much of that ... information goes unseen and unfelt because your body lacks the capacity to detect it. Whereas birds can see ultraviolet light, snakes can see infrared light, insects can see the polarization of light, mice can hear ultrasonic frequencies, and electric fishes can detect faint electric signals with their skin, you can do none of these things because your eyes, skin, and ears lack the cellular machinery that would allow you to detect them."

    #18

    #marchmadness Vibezzzz

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    Munchkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is probably the one that people will notice though

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    #19

    Looks Fine To Me

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    Pearlkp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But....what about that wheelchair going down the stairs??!!

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    #20

    Serious Question: How Many Heater Dumps Have Been Dropped In This Display Toilet? I Am In Contact With IKEA And The Closest One Will Receive A Life’s Supply Of Hershey’s Kisses #charlieandthechocolatefactory

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at the store ordering a new bathroom and kitchen for my mum. The salesrep told me that it happens a lot, kids calling "mummy, I'm done". HAHAHA

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    Schwarzlose said territory in our brain is much like Manhattan real estate. It's both finite and expensive.

    "Brains evolve and develop to make the most of that modest terrain. Your brain maps are distorted to save energy and space. And these distortions, in turn, distort how you perceive your world," she said.

    Consider your sense of sight for a second. You can see far more detail at your center of gaze, or where you are looking at any given moment, than out of the corner of your eye.

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    Absurdsigns

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    "Ideally, you would be able to see things equally well out of the corner of your eye as you do at your center of gaze. But you need more neurons, and more connections between those neurons, to represent fine details," Schwarzlose said.

    "In order to see equally well in your visual periphery as you do at your center of gaze, the visual maps in your brain would have to be thirteen times larger. If this change sounds innocuous, think again. It would make your visual brain maps alone too large to fit inside your skull. And that would leave no room for the brain maps you rely upon to hear, feel, and move."

    #24

    Say No More Fam

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    #25

    Sign Me Up For A Big Mac Trish

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    #27

    It’s Not Wrong

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    Roborowski
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Germany, "Hut" means hat, so it's an important information there.

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    To avoid such outcomes, brain maps devote most of their estates to representing detailed information from "sweet spots" for perception, at the expense of basically everything else.

    "Oddly enough, your ability to perceive crucially depends on all that you don't perceive. Thanks to our limited senses and distorted brain maps, you can experience and interact with your world... and do it all with a brain that's smaller than a breadbox."

    No wonder sometimes we don't get it.

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    #30

    The #nbaplayoffs Are In Full Swing And Boy The Signage Is En Fuego 🔥🔥

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    #32

    Lorraine Knows What’s Up

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keeping in mind that it was Sunday yesterday, yes, yes I am

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    #35

    Tag A Friend Who Could Be The Mayor Of This Town

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    #36

    Smells Like Sexual Misconduct Up In Here

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    Devil's Advocate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when people say things like "dad bods are sexy", people run with it...

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    #37

    Not Sleeping Tonight

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darkness: I already have friends.

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    #38

    Is It Time For @themasters Yet?

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    #39

    Are Those Cheken Moms #keto?

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    eeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't know why you are taking the photo, but he knows you are taking the piss.

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    #40

    Oh

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didnt even have microchips back then, or metal! Our cars were all wood and stone

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