The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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tara hasani
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4 years ago

my eyes !! my eyes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

Apparently male models weren't a thing in the 70's

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Christie Curtis
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4 years ago

Pimping style dudes!

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Hans
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4 years ago

Unusual. Yes.

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Hans
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4 years ago

I would go to that discoteque!

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#6

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

My mom had that outfit

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#7

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

Hard to play volleyball in a poncho

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

I love the “you actually wore that" look the bartender has.

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

This is all kinds of disturbing

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

I FOUND WALDO!

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

No one past the age of infancy should be wearing a freaking onesy. wtf!

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#12

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Justinas Justinas
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4 years ago

Granma was busy during the summer

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

I've never had an urge to match my outfit to my sheep.

Sonja Simek
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4 years ago

you ALWAYS match your sheep to your outfit, not vice versa. ;)

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Yvonne Bernal
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4 years ago

It looks better on the sheep

Vicki-jayne Hayward
Community Member
2 years ago

it does actually!

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Giselle Cooke
Community Member
4 years ago

Is that sheep abuse, or man abuse, I'm not quite sure?????

Mark Glover Masterson
Community Member
4 years ago

EWE !! 💥

Martin
Community Member
4 years ago

...my god.

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Amy Hinch Mayers
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4 years ago

we're mad, we're plaid we're big mean and ba-aaa-ad.

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

Squad goals

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

At least the sheep look cool and bold.

Julie Obermiller
Community Member
4 years ago

Definitely looks better on the sheep.

Jerrod
Community Member
4 years ago

There will never be another ewe.

Ann McNeil
Community Member
4 years ago

I hope you realize I almost choked on my iced coffee when I read this ........

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Sarah Mark Cleverley
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4 years ago

Even the sheep are hanging their heads in shame

Kat Blak
Community Member
4 years ago

The guy behind the guy in the plain shirt is like "dude, you were supposed to wear the zig zag shirt this time"

Sumnima Limbu
Community Member
4 years ago

poor sheep

rai mei
Community Member
4 years ago

one sheep is so ashamed that he has to look away from the camera

Lazy_Potato
Community Member
4 years ago

Say what you want, the sheep look awesome!

Lisa Combest
Community Member
4 years ago

Those poor sheep! The could never live with themselves after this.

Cristi
Community Member
4 years ago

The guys don´t look too happy but the sheep seem content!

Jackie Brown
Community Member
4 years ago

Poor sheep!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Olia Shevarova
Community Member
4 years ago

This is so odd.

Shiranai Chan
Community Member
1 year ago

sheep fuckers?

Sonya Bunkum
Community Member
1 year ago

Kiwi

Angela Mccart
Community Member
1 year ago

contemporary album cover right there. love it.

Broderick Pruitt
Community Member
1 year ago

Scottish black man wondering how the hell did I wind up looking like this?

Linda Roy
Community Member
1 year ago

Even Herb Tarlek would say that that plaid is hardcore

Lori Dawn Cartagena
Community Member
1 year ago

Baaaaaa!

Camelia Ghioc
Community Member
1 year ago

Run, sheep, run!

Sarah Hearn
Community Member
1 year ago

Those sheep are in disguise so the rest of the flock won’t recognize them.

Paula McIntyre Whyte
Community Member
4 years ago

That is the creepiest thing ever.

Martin
Community Member
4 years ago

Silence of the Lambs... is due to a sense of deep shame

Ella Fritz
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4 years ago

Compared to the rest of the outfits, these are almost not intolerable on the eyes.

galkinam22
Community Member
4 years ago

This is not as bad as other ones... But still bad

Robert Bailey
Community Member
4 years ago

that's animal abuse

Monkey D. Luffy
Community Member
4 years ago

Who's idea was it to paint the sheep? Someone seriously thought it would make this ad better.

Nate Sletteland
Community Member
4 years ago

OMFG THIS IS THE BEST ONE!!!! (****DELIVERANCE THEME****)

Eileen Bauer
Community Member
4 years ago

I hope the sheep were just photoshopped and not painted. if the latter it couldn't have been fun either for the painter or the sheep!

Gary Klein
Community Member
4 years ago

Aha, finally some clothing that was NOT made from polyester!

Joanne Palmer
Community Member
4 years ago

They match the fricken sheep hahahaha this is getting to much! :D

Miklós Nagy
Community Member
4 years ago

Give them a beard and glasses and they will fit perfectly for a starbucks from 2010.

Lauren Arellano
Community Member
4 years ago

The album cover of the first Scottish rap group.

Tracy Moorhead
Community Member
4 years ago

In this shot the men are posing like studs!

Todd Haas
Community Member
4 years ago

Hard to believe sheep used to come like this...damn GMO's nowadays ruined everything.

Lisa Greene
Community Member
4 years ago

The poor animals!

Toni Carroll
Community Member
4 years ago

these men look sad that they have to be wearing these outfits.

chachkimooch
Community Member
4 years ago

Not to be outdone by mere sheep, the peeved models strike a pose!

David
Community Member
4 years ago

Aliens trying to fit in seamlessly. "One of these two species has to be the dominant culture on this planet."

Aylin Ergün
Community Member
4 years ago

Why even are there sheep?

Coreen Kerr
Community Member
4 years ago

I knew it was true men do F sheep!!

Tabby Catz
Community Member
4 years ago

The sheep have the common sense to look embarrassed.

Kirsty Powell
Community Member
4 years ago

Love the sheep though!!

Cynthia Warren
Community Member
4 years ago

I've heard of matching couples outfits, but let's please leave sheep out of it.

munchnmonkey
Community Member
4 years ago

Four guys standing in the woods with sheep...

Lynda Burke
Community Member
4 years ago

Ahhh, men and their sheep...

Leslie Murin
Community Member
4 years ago

poor sheep

Olesia Vistilä
Community Member
4 years ago

Sheep are really stylish))

Tomasz Kowalski
Community Member
4 years ago

That's, excause me, very-all-right.

Jennifer Hazel
Community Member
4 years ago

Anybody else find it funny that we'd have no problem putting these clothes on women, but somehow they're only ridiculous when MEN wear them??

White Snake
Community Member
4 years ago

this is abuse on all levels.

Notchimine Mette
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh my soul!! They spray painted the sheep. SPCA!!!

Alexis
Community Member
4 years ago

The poor sheep are stuck painted that way until they're sheared!!! That's a crime. Call PETA

Ishbel Burnet
Community Member
4 years ago

it has to be seen to be believed

Helen Frances
Community Member
4 years ago

Sheep look cute, men not so much.

Robbie Hannan
Community Member
4 years ago

Fashion in New Zealand?

Robbie Hannan
Community Member
4 years ago

Boys and their sheep!

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Caitlyn McCracken
Community Member
4 years ago

Got a little sheep in ya?

Aleksandra Kozłowska
Community Member
4 years ago

Those are nice, sheeping free?

Maggie Grover Bacher
Community Member
4 years ago

can we all take a moment to appreciate that the lines painted on the sheep are straight? this is not photoshop. someone painted these perfectly straight lines on the sheep.

Jimmy Crawford
Community Member
4 years ago

The sheep are better dressed.

Barbara Berg
Community Member
4 years ago

Love these, notice it's available again. (buy now button)

Pamela Gantt
Community Member
4 years ago

Set designer's resume's list of notable accomplishments: wrangling and painting plaid & zig zags perfectly on sheep.

Rachel Henry
Community Member
4 years ago

I heard it was common to match outfits with your significant other back then

Rachel Henry
Community Member
4 years ago

I heard it was common to match outfits with your significant other in the 70s. Tres sheep...I mean chic.

Prescotte Martin
Community Member
4 years ago

Bloody aberdonians...

Bridget Huff
Community Member
4 years ago

CALL PETA!

Kristine Phillips
Community Member
4 years ago

Ha Ha

Godspeed
Community Member
4 years ago

Caption: "How to be part of the heard".

Godspeed
Community Member
4 years ago

Opps "herd" lol.

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Holly Savasink
Community Member
4 years ago

Paddle faster I hear clarinets!

kelly blohm
Community Member
4 years ago

Those sheep really hate those men!

Shane Dempsey
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, they say couples do dress alike.....

Jewellee Buhler
Community Member
4 years ago

There's something very "Martha Stewart meets the 70's" about this. I kind of like it! 😬

Joanna Tur
Community Member
4 years ago

oh sheep hahahahahha

Nicola Stratford
Community Member
4 years ago

Must be New Zealanders!

Federico Gomez Castro
Community Member
4 years ago

nowadays this ad would´ve been banned for animal aggression

Kylie Kessler
Community Member
4 years ago

Why? ANIMAL ABUSE !!!!!!!!!

V Navarro
Community Member
4 years ago

the zig zag sheep doesnt go here

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Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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4 years ago

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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Hans
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4 years ago

Is that the young sean connery? Anyway, Nr. 604, please.

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

my eyes are bleeding now

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#17

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Neil Parker
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4 years ago

It's Borat!

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

Who T. F. decided it looked good on someone alive?

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Cassie
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4 years ago

The open-chest shirt... XD

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Hans
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4 years ago

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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Cristi
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4 years ago

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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Hans
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4 years ago

J: hat. They seriously sold a construction had as fashion...

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#23

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Kriwil Talens
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4 years ago

Silk doesn't belong to people who fart. God please

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Wayne Beesley
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4 years ago

Possibly the gayest worst dressed man in history

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

At least spilling mustard is not an issue.

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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Hans
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4 years ago

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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Stille20
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4 years ago

"Men in Belted Sweaters" Worst beefcake calendar ever

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#29

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Kriwil Talens
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4 years ago

The guys look good if we look above their necks though

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Shane Dempsey
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4 years ago

Dressed for hanging around playgrounds

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Seating like this is not good for your posture!

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Hans
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4 years ago

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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Peter Lankton
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4 years ago

What is going on there!?! Is it still on a coat hook?

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

Stifler's with a mustache

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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Hans
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4 years ago

...for the modern stilt walker

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Christy Domanski
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4 years ago

Was everyone in the 70's blind?!

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Christine Buford
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4 years ago

"Honey, hand me my giraffe twinset."

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iblowsheep
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4 years ago

Is that Bob Ross on the left?

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Hans
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4 years ago

Would Chuck Norries wear them?

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Hans
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4 years ago

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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V Navarro
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4 years ago

this one is just sad

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

the guy in the yellow pants tho

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Hans
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4 years ago

"...by avoiding our products."

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over opinionated
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4 years ago

His look on his face screams “I look like an idiot."

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Master Markus
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4 years ago

He's giving a look like "Why did you give me these rocks!?"

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Hans
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4 years ago

70s ethnic diversity: mission accomplished.

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

Man..he should see what rappers where today lol

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iblowsheep
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4 years ago

Is that dude in the middle Nick Nolte?

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