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The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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Kat Blak
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy behind the guy in the plain shirt is like "dude, you were supposed to wear the zig zag shirt this time"

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rai mei
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

one sheep is so ashamed that he has to look away from the camera

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Lisa Combest
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those poor sheep! The could never live with themselves after this.

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Cristi
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guys don´t look too happy but the sheep seem content!

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Broderick Pruitt
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scottish black man wondering how the hell did I wind up looking like this?

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Sarah Hearn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those sheep are in disguise so the rest of the flock won’t recognize them.

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Martin
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Silence of the Lambs... is due to a sense of deep shame

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Ella Fritz
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Compared to the rest of the outfits, these are almost not intolerable on the eyes.

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Monkey D. Luffy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who's idea was it to paint the sheep? Someone seriously thought it would make this ad better.

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Eileen Bauer
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope the sheep were just photoshopped and not painted. if the latter it couldn't have been fun either for the painter or the sheep!

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Gary Klein
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aha, finally some clothing that was NOT made from polyester!

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Joanne Palmer
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They match the fricken sheep hahahaha this is getting to much! :D

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Miklós Nagy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give them a beard and glasses and they will fit perfectly for a starbucks from 2010.

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Todd Haas
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hard to believe sheep used to come like this...damn GMO's nowadays ruined everything.

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Toni Carroll
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

these men look sad that they have to be wearing these outfits.

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chachkimooch
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not to be outdone by mere sheep, the peeved models strike a pose!

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David
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aliens trying to fit in seamlessly. "One of these two species has to be the dominant culture on this planet."

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Cynthia Warren
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've heard of matching couples outfits, but let's please leave sheep out of it.

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Jennifer Hazel
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anybody else find it funny that we'd have no problem putting these clothes on women, but somehow they're only ridiculous when MEN wear them??

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Alexis
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The poor sheep are stuck painted that way until they're sheared!!! That's a crime. Call PETA

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Maggie Grover Bacher
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

can we all take a moment to appreciate that the lines painted on the sheep are straight? this is not photoshop. someone painted these perfectly straight lines on the sheep.

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Pamela Gantt
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Set designer's resume's list of notable accomplishments: wrangling and painting plaid & zig zags perfectly on sheep.

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Rachel Henry
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard it was common to match outfits with your significant other back then

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Rachel Henry
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard it was common to match outfits with your significant other in the 70s. Tres sheep...I mean chic.

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Jewellee Buhler
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's something very "Martha Stewart meets the 70's" about this. I kind of like it! 😬

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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