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Whether or not you believe in signs from the universe, pandas, you can’t deny that there are signs all around us! Literally, I mean. Just go outside and you’ll see street signs, advertisements, billboards, warnings about road work, sandwich boards outside of shops, “lost cat” flyers and more.

You’ve probably learned how to ignore the vast majority of these signs, as they’re not all relevant to you personally. But you might want to start keeping an eye out for humorous signs, because apparently, there are plenty all over the world! We took a trip to the Funny Signs subreddit and gathered some of their silliest posts down below. So enjoy scrolling through, and be sure to upvote the signs you’d love to encounter in real life!

#1

Grammatically Correct

Grammatically Correct

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    I Finally Found It!

    I Finally Found It!

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    Bob H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next door to the You Decide cafe

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    If being chronically online has taught me anything, it’s that the internet can find a way to make almost anything funny. From political memes to silly cooking videos, I’ve cackled at it all. Even something as mundane as signage can make my sides hurt from laughter from time to time!

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    That’s why we’re such big fans of the Funny Signs subreddit here at Bored Panda. This community has over 3 million members, and it’s a treasure trove of hilarious signs from all over the world. Here, you’ll find humorous billboards and posters that would be sure to grab your attention if you encountered them in real life, as well as inspiration for the next time you have to design some signage at work. 

    #4

    Be Positive

    Be Positive

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    #5

    Most Honest And Heart Warming Sign Ever…

    Most Honest And Heart Warming Sign Ever…

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    #6

    Just Chill…

    Just Chill…

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    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off topic, but their flavor of the day was candied bacon

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    Designing an eye-catching sign isn’t always easy. If you’re paying for a billboard off the side of the highway, you’re competing with hundreds of other businesses for attention. And if you’re expecting pedestrians to notice your flyers while walking down the street, well, you better hope they glance up from their phones for a moment or two.

    Signs are all around us, so if you’re going to put in the effort to create one, you might as well go all out. According to VistaPrint’s Ultimate Guide to Signage Design, it’s important to first decide what type of sign will be best for getting your message across. Whether you have a billboard, banner, A-frame sign, digital screen, shopfront sign or flag in mind, your choice will determine the best way to create your design.   

    #7

    What Do You Think?

    What Do You Think?

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    Kalikima
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother has one outside his house that says "Live. Laugh. Leave." LOL it fits him to a tee.

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    #8

    That's A Lot Of Butts

    That's A Lot Of Butts

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brought to you by the Department of Pubic Safety

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    #9

    Italians

    Italians

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    Amity
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "AHH MAMA MIIIA PUT THE CHEES-A ON THE FOOKING PIZZ-A"

    Kenzie C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fooking pizza 🤣I read this with my boyfriend's silly falsetto accent in mind lol, but with a higher pitch 🤣🤣🤣

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hand gestures are not attempted punches

    JD Cassavaugh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this, seeing the gestures with each word.

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    winterwidow87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember my spanish teacher in high school told us the first time she came to Italy from Peru she saw two men having a heated conversation in the street. She thought they were mad and arguing and about to pull a knife or something, and then she was appalled when they patted eachother on the back and parted ways. She said she never witnessed a more aggressive friendly conversation.

    Paul Scheermeijer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are in a "explosive" state of mind if the hands are not talking anymore. It's not the voice. It's the ✋️ 👐 🫷🫴👌🤌🤏🫰🤌🤌🫴👌🫳🫲🤜🤲

    James Peters
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was actually from a family owned Italian restaurant in my city, Anchorage, Alaska! Cool to see it on this list.

    Charlotte Gyatt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as an italian i approve this message

    Ubiquitous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, self racism! Those are rare

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who put-a the pineapple on-a the pizza, cazzo!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When the guns come out, then worry!"

    Doug the Special one
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Italians or americans both loud and difficult to understand.

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Wich country is next? France? These topic jokes are not fun, and old. Plese adapt to the current times.

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    When it comes to promoting your brand through a sign, VistaPrint notes that it’s important to understand the story you want to tell. How do you want your business to be perceived? A sign is “a silent salesperson” that can tell the public plenty about your brand. It has the power to elevate (or humiliate) your company, so it’s important to make wise and well-thought out choices.

    #10

    It's Okay To Be Broken

    It's Okay To Be Broken

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    #11

    Better Go Where Theres Smoke LOL

    Better Go Where Theres Smoke LOL

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    Bob H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new exhibit 'Surprise Arson' is now showing

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    #12

    Classic Lmao

    Classic Lmao

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    There are also some basics that you should keep in mind when designing signs, so your message doesn’t get overshadowed by something silly like a spelling or grammar error. VistaPrint notes that legibility is extremely important. It’s also wise to keep your message concise. When we see too many words, we tend to tune them out. We’ve all ruined our attention spans with social media, remember? Visibility is also key. Place the sign in a location where it’ll get lots of eyes on it.

    #13

    Now Throw Something!

    Now Throw Something!

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    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change 'asked' to 'made' and I'll support the sign.

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    #14

    What Do You Think?

    What Do You Think?

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    #15

    More Or Less

    More Or Less

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    It’s also wise to create a sign that engages with viewers. Something that they’ll be inspired to take a photo of, or a photo with, to post to social media is great. You also probably want to have a consistent theme running in all of your signage, so people immediately recognize your brand. But remember, you have to be adaptable. If a certain sign doesn’t get the engagement that you were hoping for, don’t be afraid to scrap it and go back to the drawing board to come up with an even better idea that will yield more success.

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    #16

    That's A One Huge Dog

    That's A One Huge Dog

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what those weird looking mushrooms do when you eat them

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    #17

    Your Parking

    Your Parking

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact this person came prepared with printed cards and all

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    #18

    The Real Swim Shady

    The Real Swim Shady

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    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 All you other Swim Shady's are just imitating, so won't the real Swim Shady please blub blub, please blub blub? 🎶

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    When it comes to creating the perfect sign, VistaPrint notes that color, typography, graphics and images are extremely important. Different colors provoke different emotions in viewers, so it’s wise to consider how you want viewers to feel. Plus, on a practical level, you need to make sure that the colors you choose have enough contrast to make your message stand out. 

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    #19

    Good Advice

    Good Advice

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be like the person who made the sign, be better

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    #20

    They Got Me

    They Got Me

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the old guys with bad vision, only to be disappointed and outed as pervs

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    #21

    1st Place In The List Of Most Useless Signs

    1st Place In The List Of Most Useless Signs

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have to cause the problem you want to solve

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    The font that you decide to use on a sign can also say a lot. Beware the impact that something like Comic Sans can have, as many readers will immediately roll their eyes at anything written in that infamous font. Aside from that, keep in mind that size and spacing of words can make a big difference in how readers perceive a message as well. And of course, keep the text simple. A sign should be easily read, requiring only a quick glance. Unless, of course, you want to add in some hilarious fine print. 

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    #22

    If It Helps In Solving A Problem Then

    If It Helps In Solving A Problem Then

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    Amity
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm eyeballing that fry in front of the sign with hunger

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    #23

    I Know It’s Gotta Be Read The Right Way But Still

    I Know It’s Gotta Be Read The Right Way But Still

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    #24

    Are You Efforting Enough?

    Are You Efforting Enough?

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    bas moelard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't require effort to the person who doesn't have to do it

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    We hope you’re enjoying scrolling through these hilarious signs, pandas! Keep upvoting all of your favorites, and let us know in the comments below what the funniest sign you’ve ever encountered was. Then, if you’re interested in checking out even more signs that might leave you in stitches, we recommend reading this Bored Panda piece next! 

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    #25

    You Can’t Miss It

    You Can’t Miss It

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    #26

    We All Do 😂😂

    We All Do 😂😂

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    #27

    The Shortest Way

    The Shortest Way

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you'll be burned more than a cremation on the way

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    #28

    Alright I Understand

    Alright I Understand

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when womens' clothing has no pockets.

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    #29

    Ok No Missiles

    Ok No Missiles

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    The Other Ben
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about regular (non-nuclear) missiles?

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    #30

    You Do The Math

    You Do The Math

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    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They haven't decided which day yet. Drive at your own risk

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    #31

    Now The Name Makes Sense

    Now The Name Makes Sense

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    #32

    Haha 😜😜😜😜😜

    Haha 😜😜😜😜😜

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little too eager, but at least they're in the right place

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    #33

    How Many Miles Per Gallon?

    How Many Miles Per Gallon?

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    #34

    Still Need To Pay Even In Death? LOL

    Still Need To Pay Even In Death? LOL

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    #35

    Unless U Want To Break Ur Bones

    Unless U Want To Break Ur Bones

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    #36

    Nude Sunbathers With Waffles!

    Nude Sunbathers With Waffles!

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    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a waffle! At my age I don't think people want to see me naked, but if that's the price 🤣

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    #38

    Use Of Exercise Force? Lmao

    Use Of Exercise Force? Lmao

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    #39

    Let’s Be Real… This Is Why You Really Workout. Don’t Pretend You Don’t

    Let’s Be Real… This Is Why You Really Workout. Don’t Pretend You Don’t

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't have the ability to buy one of those rubber circles to help open a jar, buy a gym membership instead.

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    #40

    Oh Noo Help Him!😂

    Oh Noo Help Him!😂

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No what drowning, swimming, dying, or what?

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    #41

    At Least They Tried

    At Least They Tried

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    #42

    Why? Just Why?

    Why? Just Why?

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    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the grass around the sign post, really doesn't want to reach that dead end and the groundskeeper has much obliged, looks like they have been hanging on for months now.

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    #43

    Aren't We Supposed To?

    Aren't We Supposed To?

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    LavenderHippoInAJar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean walking into a glass door is totally something I would do tbh...

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    #44

    It’s Fine. Got A Light?

    It’s Fine. Got A Light?

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    #45

    Please, No Rushes

    Please, No Rushes

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    #46

    I'm Scared To Ask What Happened To The Color

    I'm Scared To Ask What Happened To The Color

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you want a reason to have a painful surgery

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    #47

    She Must Be Great On The Pole

    She Must Be Great On The Pole

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    Amity
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better than 20 ladies, 41 legs... ;o

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    #48

    Is There Any Other Way To Eat The Pizza?

    Is There Any Other Way To Eat The Pizza?

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    Amity
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut the box diagonally with a knife, therefore creating plates and slicing the pizza, two birds, one stone

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    #49

    What Caused This To Be Put In Place?

    What Caused This To Be Put In Place?

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    Tayler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it means no parking in front of the elevator when it's on the parking level.

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    #50

    A Sign At A Pool Saying No Looking At Women's Breasts

    A Sign At A Pool Saying No Looking At Women's Breasts

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    Farnzy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy has Tex Avery Syndrome! It's a disease!

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    #51

    How Do I Read This

    How Do I Read This

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    The Other Ben
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, the whole premise is "worship me (the right way) or burn in hell for eternity". Kinda scary...

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    #52

    Cows Eat Grasses, Legumes, Alfalfa, Clover, And Hay

    Cows Eat Grasses, Legumes, Alfalfa, Clover, And Hay

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    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Grammar Police would like a word with you. You're welcome.

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    #53

    Why No Pie?

    Why No Pie?

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    #54

    Will That Be The Day After July 3rd?

    Will That Be The Day After July 3rd?

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother was born on July 4th. I never understood why he got fireworks for his birthday, and I didn't.

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    #55

    What Is The Speed Limit? No

    What Is The Speed Limit? No

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    #56

    Tell Me Why

    Tell Me Why

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    #57

    Wtf Men!!

    Wtf Men!!

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    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know ... I see the baby ... but I also see a lady with a duck and a ball, and a lady with a stomach on a table - maybe she's a doctor? I think I need some sleep!

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    #58

    Provocative Sign

    Provocative Sign

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    Kalikima
    Community Member
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf? Are you supposed to push or not? And if not, why the big button?

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    #59

    Most Accurate Sign Ever!

    Most Accurate Sign Ever!

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Demolition Man (1993) - is that you?

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    #60

    Milk It!!!

    Milk It!!!

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    #61

    Who Would Ever Try

    Who Would Ever Try

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    #62

    Deformed Man Toilet

    Deformed Man Toilet

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    Black Garbage
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone was wondering, it means “Toilet for the disabled”

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    #63

    Math Is Always A Problem

    Math Is Always A Problem

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    #64

    What Am I Supposed To Do?

    What Am I Supposed To Do?

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    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hop, skip, and jump! Do the tango, boot scooting boogie, maybe throw in some interpretive dance routines. And then slowly saunter away. I feel challenged!

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    #65

    ?

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    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a sign that said, "unaccompanied children will be given a free puppy and an espresso ".

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    #66

    I Would Be Worried Going Down This Road

    I Would Be Worried Going Down This Road

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    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Virginia's new battlefield sign, folks.

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    #67

    Pizza Shop Bathrooms

    Pizza Shop Bathrooms

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    #68

    As Long As They Are Aware Right, It Always Counts

    As Long As They Are Aware Right, It Always Counts

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    #69

    Possibly The Most Intimidating Sign I've Seen Yet

    Possibly The Most Intimidating Sign I've Seen Yet

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    Kalikima
    Community Member
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks really fake..

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    #70

    Carry Your Beer Responsibly

    Carry Your Beer Responsibly

    EmeraldHarmony69 Report

    Bob H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of fk'd up baby is that? Little midget legs. No wonder why daddy drinks s****y beer

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    #71

    Look Where I Came Today

    Look Where I Came Today

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