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50 Hilarious Memes From “Men’s Humor” That Show Why 11M People Follow This Page (New Pics)
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Humans are funny creatures, and nothing captures that better than memes. They take everyday struggles, awkward moments, and silly habits, and turn them into something we can all laugh at and relate to.
That’s exactly what Men’s Humor does best. With over 11 million followers, they’ve built a community around sharing hilarious, guy-focused memes that range from brutally relatable to downright ridiculous. But it’s not just “men’s stuff”; they also post memes about everyday life and those random moments that make us laugh for no reason. So if you’re ready for a good laugh (and maybe a little too much truth), keep scrolling—these memes might just brighten your day instantly.
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SheamusFanFrom1987 2 months ago
Yup, I'd Sail Away, Sail Away, Sail Away as well... XP
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Nikki Sevven 2 months ago
I don't want to be rich and famous. I want to be rich and utterly obscure.
Schmebulock 2 months ago
If i had 62 billion i would be the most loved person in the world! Do you know how much happiness you could bring with that type of money.
Ray Carrillo 2 months ago
There would be $61.5 billion in charitable donations and a marked increase in sales of Bourbon, Trappist Belgian ale and fishing equipment.
Bill Swallow 2 months ago
Acquiring wealth on that scale is a sickness. As with cancer, it becomes an 'infinite loop', with no 'this is enough' off switch. Call it the Ferengi Plague.
NJ P 2 months ago
Ever watch that real estate program that finds houses for lottery winners. Ever notice how they buy houses almost in value to the lottery winnings. Does no one ever think of the taxes, maintenance upkeep, etc. to be paid every year thereafter and where's that money coming from? Why is nobody ever happy with 1 billion anymore?
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2x4b523p 2 months ago
My only connected appliance is the washing machine. It’s worth it. It sends me notification when it’s finished. Now I don’t have to go down and check only to find out it lied about minutes left yet again.
Beffett 1 month ago
Yes!!!!! Yes yes yes. When the hubs researched for our new washer and dryer a few years back, that was one of the must haves. The “alarm” that the old dryer had was this really loud, really obnoxious buzzer that went for about a minute straight. The hubs HATED it so I never used it. So then I’d have to go up and check every now and then or, much more often, forget about it altogether. Our current washer and dryer have an app that I can check and I love it.
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Stephanie A Mutti 2 months ago
I didn't buy the cheapest oven, I bought the 2nd cheapest. It talks to nothing. The difference between it and the cheapest? The 2nd cheapest also has a clock.
Philly Bob 2 months ago
I'd be afraid of what my coffee brewer and toaster would be posting about me in the morning!
#3
Forrest Hobbs 2 months ago
In our case, it was in the ultrasound room and no doctor was involved - just the nurse operating the ultrasound scanner.
Ashtophet 2 months ago
#1 was a surprise (although it was in my chart), #2 I needed to know if I could just reuse the pink baby stuff.
Jaya 2 months ago
No, burning down a forest or polluting a river with pink or blue dye is a mandatory part nowadays 😉
Load More Replies...Memes can be equal parts funny and confusing. They’re quirky, quick, and everywhere: from WhatsApp groups to global ad campaigns. It’s no secret that memes have taken over digital culture.
You’ll find them used in marketing, protest signs, political rallies, and even classroom presentations. What started as internet inside jokes are now shaping communication. Memes have become a new kind of language, one that brands can’t afford to ignore.
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Yrral Spavit 2 months ago
Year before last I needed a weird cable. It was in the box!!! My faith has been confirmed!
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Child of the Stars 2 months ago
Google is how you find it. Just search "cable for [make/model]." I have a tendency to lose my device chargers do this several times a year.
Grumpy old man 2 months ago
Mine is getting stabbed in my sleep, but okay
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Trophy Husband 2 months ago
I have used one of those cables... I have used a piece of wood I saved when my wife told me to throw it out. I have had an obscure task to do and I already owned the tool for it. And I have played a game with my kids and later seen it on bluey! If that's not the most manly checklist ever, I don't know what is!!
#5
Tim Douglass 2 months ago
As an old person in training (60s) I respectfully disagree. I want to sleep later and go to bed later. I don't even begin to function fully until about 1 PM and I tend to hit my stride around 11. It keeps getting worse as I get older too!
Nikki Sevven 2 months ago
My circadian prefers waking at 8am and getting in bed at 11pm, reading for an hour, then sleeping.
#6
Tucker Cahooter 2 months ago
Appallingly unscientific. Where's the stick of butter control sample to prove that the stick of butter didn't spontaneously flatten itself?
Mary Hiers 2 months ago
When YouTube first started getting big, in the later 00's, my son and his friend decided to post a video of them running over a bunch of Ketchup packets from Wendy's in a parking lot near our house. Outwardly Stern Mom (me) directed them to go pick up every last one of those ketchup packets while Inwardly Laughing Mom (also me) enjoyed the fact that he was doing that rather than what some of his fellow 17-year-olds were getting into.
Mel in Georgia 2 months ago
True story: A Korean restaurant in my hometown got cited for using a car to run over bags of cabbage to get them to the right consistency for kimchi. TBH, they had awesome kimchi!
To better understand how memes are being used in advertising, we spoke with Swati Jiwarjka, a freelance advertising expert. Swati specializes in digital storytelling and believes strongly in leveraging pop culture for modern campaigns.
With a decade of industry experience, she’s watched the evolution of content trends firsthand. “Brands no longer just want polished ads,” she says. “They want relatable, shareable content and memes fit right in.”
#7
LuckyL 2 months ago
And then the dentist tells you, that you're taking great care of your teeth while you think "I'm onto your lies, if you can't tell a difference."
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Zig Zag Wanderer 2 months ago (edited)
Yes. It a bit like cleaning up before the cleaning lady arrives.
Shoopyfloop Roundbird 2 months ago
For me its not to hide neglect but becuase ive had lunch and coffee and they get really close to that breath smell
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detective miller's hat 2 months ago
Getting there. Currently the last to arrive and first to leave.
Bill Swallow 2 months ago
I used to be there *every time* for most of my young life. I had to. We held the family gatherings at our farm. It was the only place with enough room. My Mom was one of a family of eleven kids, most of whom went on to have big families. For us, 80 - 90 people was a very light turnout.
Ellinor she/they/elle 2 months ago
The first grand-daughter (only child) who is feminist/leftist/LGBTQ/childfree and have very interesting debates with her grandfather who is open-minded but still from an older generation.
Mel in Georgia 2 months ago
I used to have friendly debates with my old-school military vet FiL. I found it fun and interesting! And I think he liked me anyway!
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Tropical Tarot 2 months ago (edited)
There's nobody left who speaks to us. Out of town cousins drifted away long ago. It's my mom, my sister and I. My wife and my sister's girls.
Luna Cieslak 1 month ago
I moved across continents, so I am far far away and now I am the daughter that doesn’t show up. I have never been happier!
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Robert Millar 2 months ago
Future boy living in the past where Apple watch NFC is not powerful enough...
Grumpy old man 2 months ago
I genuinely generate an electric field that crashes computers... Or I'm an eldritch abomination. Fnord
Bill Swallow 2 months ago
I used to have a Fnord, but I traded it in on a Chnevy.
Load More Replies...“From reels to cringe content to memes,” Swati explains, “clients today are very open to experimenting with new formats.” She’s seen a shift in mindset, especially among startups and D2C brands. “The younger the target audience, the more receptive the brand is to meme-led ideas,” she adds. For many campaigns now, memes aren’t an afterthought, they’re the hook.
#10
Robert Millar 2 months ago
Well, there you go. Toc tic, toc tic, toc tic... This is British humour by the way.
Susan Raskin 2 months ago
turn signals save lives. His job is important ... not pointless in any way
#11
Mel in Georgia 2 months ago
I once asked my husband to pick up a big bag (vs the package with like, 5) of carrots and he brought back a ridiculous 10 pound bag. The guy at the register said, "You have horses?"
Howl's sleeping castle 2 months ago
My friend's father asked him to buy seeds for gardening. He went to the store and tried to buy seeds in kilos. Thankfully the store employee asked if he is a farmer and then directed him to the correct aisle.
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Andrew Burke 2 months ago
He bought them for the Youth ministry. It's some kind of youth group at churches in the States I think ...
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Giles McArdell 2 months ago
True story - in a pub in the UK when a male vicar and two female vicars (dog collars and everything) walk in, the bar maid asks "you all on a day out?", the male vicar, totally straight faced, replies "oh, we were invited to a vicars and tarts party, but I think we got our lines crossed" :D
#12
BlackestDawn 2 months ago
Yeah whole back needs to be elevated, not just head/neck.
Load More Replies... Ghostchaplain16 2 months ago
I'm thinking these three will be asleep before the first half of the first movie!
Data1001 2 months ago
The dude at the bottom is gonna get the stiffest neck trying to see the screen.
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“Initially, there was resistance,” Swati admits, “but once people saw results, the hesitation faded.” Memes deliver engagement numbers traditional ads rarely match. “It took a few bold clients to go viral, and then everyone wanted in,” she says. Now, memes are part of serious strategy decks. “Even big-budget brands are embracing this trend, it’s no longer just Gen Z territory.”
#13
Reemerger 2 months ago
Any job that doesn't require human interaction is a great job in my book.
Ray Carrillo 2 months ago
They have so much interaction with other staff and students and need to be paid more.
Tim Douglass 2 months ago
The janitor at my High School had been a professional stage actor. He did far more talking than cleaning!
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Susan Raskin 2 months ago
Write these down in a book. Years later you guys will have fun re-reading the posts together.
“With viral memes, the reach is almost unmatchable,” Swati notes. “A well-timed meme can explode across platforms overnight.” She says people love clever, humorous content that feels personal. “It’s not just about laughs, it’s about resonance,” she explains. “Brands that understand meme culture and use it authentically can create real impact.” But with great reach comes great risk.
#16
NJ P 2 months ago
No but with automation trucks are manned by 1 person, the driver. Auto drive next.
Load More Replies... Susan Raskin 2 months ago
Genuinely overwhelmed by the moment. These men were so kind to meet him and engage.
Karen Menard 1 month ago
You can find it online...and it comes with two dumpsters as well as the lidded trash big garbage holders that no longer hold recycligs!
Sonia Ceacero 2 months ago
It's the other way around, they're the ones who clean up (cleanmen), we're the ones who make the mess (garbagepeople).
Reemerger 2 months ago
It was in this moment that he realized life could only go downhill from here.
Janet Sparrow 2 months ago
Hey! Without garbage man that would be trash in the street and rats. Plus they make about $85,000 a year.
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GalPalAl 2 months ago
But my pets give me unconditional love to go with that face. They are also very entertaining
Maren Villadsen 2 months ago
It is still better than children You wast all of your money on them, they want YOUR attention, they make a mess and the don't look cute
Child of the Stars 2 months ago
Kids are definitely not for everyone, but that's a wild generalization. I've never regretted money spent on my kids, I've never regretted the time spent listening to their stories and thoughts, I make as much of a mess as they do and we clean up together, and nothing compares to the warm fuzzy feeling when they come looking to cuddle up with me just because they want a cuddle.
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Trophy Husband 2 months ago
I used to have cats and this applies to them. Now I have dogs and they give you attention all the time... Like so much that I need a break at times, let me pee in peace!
KieLeaHar 2 months ago (edited)
That’s actually incorrect. My baby panda managed to catch a poor baby spotted gecko this morning…. And —ABSOLUTE CHAOS!!!—!!.. I was kinda shaking her up and down trying to get her to drop it— not hard, but she wouldn’t drop it!! She wasn’t holding it hard, I knew this was bad. I knew she was just going to tòrture it to death and I didn’t want that because it’s a cute little gecko. I felt so bad that she had somehow caught the poor thing.! I unfortunately, open the door that leads upstairs and she BOLTED!! Like lightning she was up those stairs! I SCREAMED out to my father to help save the gecko, but he can’t understand me when I’m panicking so he of course screamed at me that he could only hear one word I said and that was help LOL so he was yelling at me. So he came to the hallway and as he did, I just saw my baby cat go sideways and fling herself up the hallway and I just went. ‘ OH FÚCK!!’. I repeated to him to save the poor gecko!
KieLeaHar 2 months ago
He just said in the annoyed father boice “you didn’t let her upstairs did you?”, I said no, she bolted up there! So I said just please rescue the poor gecko it doesn’t deserve to die! And he knows I can’t do it because I am just a sucker for animals and I can’t rescue them because I can’t even watch that. She had a mouse the other day and I couldn’t even let her k**l it. Anyway, sorry I digress. Then I closed the door downstairs and then I could just hear what I thought was more than one cat doing ZOOMIES through the house. And then I heard banging! I heard things being thrown! I heard things being yelled! I heard a lot, and I mean a. LOT. Of swearing. More than usual! In this house! And I was like what is going on up there and then I heard the ZOOMIES again scratching through the house. I’m like what the hell that’s gonna be more than just my cat. And then about 10 minutes later I heard the back door fly open and slam shot and I heard my father go. ‘Bloody mongrèl’..
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WFH Forever 2 months ago
Not with cats. You still waste your money, but they studiously ignore you.
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GalPalAl 2 months ago
That's why so mane women call people Captain or Honey
Load More Replies... KEN WESTFALL 2 months ago
I usually tell them this is my wife, she will shake his hand and say her name and he will reply with his name.
Tim Douglass 2 months ago
So... You can't remember your wife's name either?
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MalayDragon 2 months ago
Then there's the rare occurrence, where you hear your name and two other guys turn towards the person who called your name. Queue Spiderman pointing meme.. iykyk
Lene 2 months ago
As a woman I do the same. But I seem to have some sort of anxiety regarding names. I do my best to never use people's names because I'm super scared about pronouncing them wrong or saying the wrong name altogether. Even friends I've known for decades.... I know their name and how to say it but I still avoid saying it if I can. Don't know if it's a normal thing or what. 🤷♀️
“They’re not always a hit,” Swati warns. “Some memes flop. Badly.” Timing, tone, and audience insight are crucial. “A joke that lands well on Reddit might tank on Instagram,” she explains. “You have to read the room and sometimes, the room shifts fast.” She says that one poorly executed meme can backfire more than a bad TV ad. “Online backlash is no joke.”
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Emma B 2 months ago
Is this real?! This is the most heartbreaking thing. I can't take anymore of this world's s**t.
Nizumi 2 months ago
It's real. Good thing is by the 3rd piece, the raccoon learned not to let it get wet. YAY! Actually, I don't know it that's a good thing... too smart. Opposable thumbs, sharp teeth, and smart...
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Gingersnap In Iowa 2 months ago
Living in a van down by the river and eating a steady diet of government cheese.
“You never really know what’s going to catch on,” she admits. “Something small or silly can suddenly blow up and become a trend.” Swati points out that virality isn’t always planned. “It’s more art than science,” she says. “You can plan all you want, but at the end of the day, internet culture has a mind of its own.” That unpredictability is both the beauty and the challenge of meme marketing.
#22
Mel in Georgia 2 months ago
I would write a late for school or early dismissal note for myself then switch to a different pen and sign in my mom's handwriting. Never got caught! Not sure kids can get away with this now with texting to a parent's phone to check!
#23
Claire Holman 2 months ago
Last year, a friend invited me to celebrate his birthday with him and others. Great, what time? 9pm? Yeah, no thanks. Have a nice night, then.
Reemerger 2 months ago
6pm is the latest I can offer, take it or leave it. And I'll wrap up around 9pm at the latest. I need to arrange the creases on my forehead in alphabetic order before lying down or they'll be all jumbled up in the morning.
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#24
L.V 2 months ago
Depends. Is it raining or is it sunny? What's the temperature. Are there mosquitos in that water?
Reemerger 2 months ago (edited)
As a king-under-the-mountain once said "Farewell. Go back to your books… and your lawn chair… plant your trees, watch them grow. If more people valued lawn chairs above gold, this world would be a merrier place". Still brings tears to my eyes.
Grumpy old man 2 months ago
As a former wafer fab tech, gold only has value in electronics. Passive wealth is a lie. Buy,, sell, trade
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“Sometimes, even a small mistake can lead to a meme people end up loving,” Swati laughs. “We’ve had typos go viral and become running jokes that actually helped the brand.” She says these moments, while accidental, create authenticity. “People appreciate imperfection if it feels genuine,” she says. “It’s weirdly comforting when a brand messes up just like us.”
#25
Dragons Exist 2 months ago
I truly hate how much this country (America) just doesn't care about it's people
Reemerger 2 months ago
Whenever I read these stories I come to the conclusion that the U.S. is sth like an Econocracy. If there's profit in it, it flies. If it merely benefits people, who cares - there's no money in that.
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Ghostchaplain16 2 months ago
While the d**g company is saying "That'll be a second mortgage on your home and we get your car every other weekend."
Philly Bob 2 months ago
Me: "But I need this medication to live!!" American Insurance Co: "It cheaper for us if you don't."
Child of the Stars 2 months ago
You know who should be in charge of deciding what medication I need? My doctor. MY doctor. (Although, you shouldn't underestimate the usefulness of a pharmacist. They actually know more about things like side effects and d**g interactions than the doctor.)
Panda'sMom 2 months ago
Broke two vertebrate in a bad fall. Insurance wanted me to wait SIX WEEKS before approving not only the required procedure OR pain medication. No!!! I will not wait and you WILL approve! (P.S. they did)
Grumpy old man 2 months ago
Fell through a ceiling, 5 car wrecks, a life of hard work
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Uncle Schmickle 2 months ago
That's insane. How can an insurance company countermand a Drs prescription ? Must be a USA " thing ". Thankfully I live in Australia.
#26
Philly Bob 2 months ago
I'd be afraid to throw away boxes for fear that with the way things are going nowadays, I'll need them to live in.
Philly Bob 2 months ago
Did they send you a small package of woodscrews in a 20" by 20" by 12" box stuffed with 10 miles of brown scrunched paper too?
Load More Replies... Dawn Marie 2 months ago
wait!!!!!!! Do not THROW those boxes away!! You will need them. Keep as many as you have room for. You never know when you will need one for gift wrapping and/or moving.
#27
Bill Swallow 2 months ago
Not if Edna has anything to say about it, they don't! ;-)
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“We now have a dedicated creative who works exclusively on meme and internet-first content,” Swati shares. “Their job is to track trends, understand formats, and pitch ideas before they peak.” She says moving forward, meme culture will be deeply integrated into brand storytelling. “It won’t be optional anymore,” she adds. “It’ll be essential.”
In conclusion, Swati believes memes are more than just punchlines. “They’re cultural snapshots,” she says. “They reflect humor, frustration, identity: all in a single post.”
Well, we can all agree, we love memes, especially these ones from Men's Humor. Whether they make us laugh, cringe, or pause to think, they’ve become a defining part of online life. Have you ever shared a meme that perfectly captured a moment? Let us know your favorite meme from today.
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Philly Bob 2 months ago
My wife's alarm in the morning: "beep beep beep beep!" My alarm in the morning 2 minutes after she stands up: "rrrriiiiipppppp!" (x3)
Tucker Cahooter 2 months ago
How come you never see this as the story line on any of those Hallmark movies?
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Mrs Irish Mom 2 months ago
I was 12 and myself and older brother got in a picture with our new baby brother with a little small sticker saying adopted, parents never even noticed sticker, when he was 10 and being annoying we searched for 2 hours and finally found the picture, best day ever 🙈
Jason Boyd 2 months ago
Cue watching kid break his arm as he falls from the roof instead of flying away...
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Reemerger 2 months ago
I'm an antique. Not anything valuable. More like a 100 years old lead knife.
Dawn Marie 2 months ago
My favorite T-Shirt: "Some people are alive today simply because I don't want to go to jail." My favorite movie is "The Wizard Of Oz." My second favorite T-Shirt: "Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, took the dog, Love Dorothy."
#34
Dragons Exist 2 months ago
I could literally get hit by a car and have my arm get ripped off and I'd still try and refuse help and insist that I'm fine (hooray for social anxiety)
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 months ago
And the American Health Insurance industry.
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Grumpy old man 2 months ago
A few years back, science proved men & women respond to infection differently and its more than just hormonal. For the baby to survive, the woman must survive. Women are basically biological tanks while men truly are expendable. Line Anglerfish we're just DNA delivery systems
Susannah Dean 2 months ago
But men are so adorable. Are you WM, JL, or BM?
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Ubiquitous 2 months ago
Why would you give your parents access to your bank account past the age of like 16?
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ana-the-light-fury 2 months ago
It’s probably a good thing they didn’t turn the stove on if they were that drunk 😂
Jaya 2 months ago
Pretty good outcome. Someone who is THIS drunk could easily have set the house on fire if he uses the actual stove.
Niels AirMax 2 months ago
And that's why I don't have (never had and never will) roomies. Life's good. 😌
#38
Tucker Cahooter 2 months ago
In Australia, the word "Mate" is the only one you need to know in this situation
Auntriarch 2 months ago
I start getting nervous when people bandy names about. I forget them and then feel rude. Just let me be.
#39
Remi (He/Him) 2 months ago
Third from left has been used the most, so that's probably one she likes
Lupita Nyong'heaux 2 months ago
i prefer 3 and 6, and to a lesser extent 1, because i think the pink undertone in those flatters most skin tones more than the beige undertone in 2 and 4, and the greige undertone in 5.
Tucker Cahooter 2 months ago
A trap for young players. The correct answer is "Which one do you like darling?". If you say something like "I like the one second from the left" you will risk getting "Why? What's wrong with the others?"
Prius Owner 2 months ago
None of this is as fraught with danger as "Does this dress make me look fat?"
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Dragons Exist 2 months ago
Eating as many burgers as you want at home: *no one cares because you're at home*
Brian Droste 2 months ago
When I was very young, I went to this one restaurant. They had a true 1/2 pound hamburger. I ordered that with fries. After I got done eating that I still felt hungry. So I oreded another one with fries.
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T.M.P Janssen 2 months ago
Yep. I am a thirty year old bearded guy that looks like a thirty year old bearded guy. When I shave, I look like an 14 year old girl. Nothing wrong with that (if youre a 14 year old girl). Not the style I am aiming for though.
Panda'sMom 2 months ago
My Dearly Beloved once shaved his trademark mustache. I had a small fit and told him he he didn't grow it back, he would find himself waking up with a marker mustache! He was a smart man and grew it back.
Patty Dayton 2 months ago
The only time in 42 years my husband shaved off his facial hair was after COVID, during which he added a beard to his mustache. He looked absolutely IDENTICAL to his 14-month younger brother that I was totally freaked out and made him grow the mustache back RIGHT NOW!!!
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Grumpy old man 2 months ago
I miss pasties/ ploughmans lunch. Some were tasty! But always served with mushy peas because Brits hate happiness? 🤔🤷
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chunky hoey 2 months ago
Ew this brings back the cringe moment when a school friend made out with a bf on the couch....Not just me being there but also her parents too!! Girl get a room!
#44
Grumpy old man 2 months ago
This woman expects to live like a Real Housewife
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Child of the Stars 2 months ago
So? I'm a grown woman with 2 school-age kids. We played hooky on Friday just to spend the day watching movies together.
Ghostchaplain16 2 months ago
I once led a weekend church retreat for a group of young professional doctors, scientists and professionals. As we went through the weekend together, I learned most of them were taking a week's vacation to play the newest version of Halo that was being released that day.
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Gordon 2 months ago
I'm not sure if "Build" is supposed to be a pun or not....?
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SheamusFanFrom1987 2 months ago (edited)
You found the Dagger of Ymir! Guard it with your life! Let's see who's making fun of who when your girlfriend accidently wanders into Ginnungagap unarmed... XP XD
Scarlet 2 months ago
I don't know what the fvck that is, but it sounds cool as fvck
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Reemerger 2 months ago
Sure, their knees are fine and their eyes bright, but they know nothing of the world. Get off my lawn!
Grumpy old man 2 months ago
Local LEOs are too young and lack life experience! I've had 5 car wrecks! The dumb cop never had one! WTF does he know? Not a damned thing! Ugh
Load More Replies... Child of the Stars 2 months ago
I'm rarely in a bad mood, but I absolutely embrace the boring routineness of adulthood.
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Data1001 2 months ago
So glad I don't have the sports gene. The closest I get is watching the Olympics every 4 years.
J J 2 months ago
I only watch ESPN8, The Ocho. Such as mullet championship, corgi races, and hatchet throwing.
Load More Replies... Yrral Spavit 2 months ago
OMFG I tried to watch a baseball game once. Bunch of guys standing around a field scratching their nuts with an occasion flurry of activity then back to nut scratching.
Grumpy old man 2 months ago
Protective cups are hard plastic. Very uncomfortable
Load More Replies... Felicia Baxter 2 months ago
used to, men would raid, pillage, destroy, and other things to get the excess testosterone out of their system, now they have sports
Crescent 3 2 months ago
11? Who waits until they're 11? I'm 61 and the Cleveland Browns have been ruining my life since I was 5.
Grumpy old man 2 months ago
Dallas is Americas Team! Always pulling defeat from victory 😆😆😆😆🌟🌟🌟🌟
Load More Replies... A. Br. 2 months ago
Hell yes!! Thanks to my Dad, I've been a Raiders fan all my life. From their winning years to the current losing years.
Lupita Nyong'heaux 2 months ago
same. been a raiders fan since i was 5 and haven't been happy since 1983. but it wasn't because of my dad. i liked them because every time i watched them play, they would get in fights and always win. the other teams were scared of them AND their fans, and i loved that! still do! ... yes, i have a problem. LMAO
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Dirk Daring 2 months ago
I finally learned to stop yelling at the sportsball game on TV when my favorite team threw an interception and I yelled, "NO!" real loud and then my dog dropped his favorite toy and hid in the other room. I felt like a real jerk for that one.
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RM 2 months ago
UK shops have that too - I used to work in a multi-retailer (books, magazines, stationery, art and craft supplies, greetings cards etc) and we used to refer to the section of the magazine department where the hobby magazines were as the Man Creche. Wives would come in shopping, park their husband next to the magazines and come back for him when they'd finished shopping.
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Philly Bob 2 months ago (edited)
When you accidentally realize you tore up a $600 refund check... I usually tear up my mortgage ststements because I have it all electronically sent. So I tore one up then saw the paper hanging out of it. It was a refund on my overpaying in my taxes. $602. I tore it into like 6 pieces. Oops! (They did re-issue another one though.)
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Scott Rackley 2 months ago
Oh, the memories. Sending apprentices to get a left handed, or metric crescent wrench, aluminum magnets, etc.
Wyndmere 1 month ago
Well, i'm sure he's a very nice guy. I hope you're very happy. -- Did you have kids?
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Tim Fawcett 2 months ago
They get turned in the spots for spot welding. As in send the apprentice to stores for a bucket of spots for the spot welder. Guaranteed that the store man would immediately send them back to find out what size. The game was to see how many times you could bounce them between the shop floor and stores before they caught on.
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Giles McArdell 2 months ago
"This weight is too short, go to supplies and ask for a long weight" - one of the best from my time in the workshop.
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Grumpy old man 2 months ago
I love my dogs! Someone lost a hotdog and Sterling wiggled out of his supposedly escape proof harness just to grab it!
Jake Bertz 2 months ago
If you aren't wiling to eat the ground hotdog, you've never experienced true hunger.
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Susan Raskin 2 months ago
I've always said Christmas should be held in late March as we need relief from the cold and boring days. Keep Thanksgiving as it. A Fall harvest to celebrate.
David Shaw 2 months ago
Or two days apart so you can get them both over and done with in a single visit.
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Dawn Marie 2 months ago
Brilliant!!!!! (I know I can't spell to save my life and spell check is not working at the moment for some stupid reason. It is like a police person, never around when you need one.)
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Never Snarky 2 months ago
My husband takes 5 times longer to get ready than I do. Don’t be sexist.
Child of the Stars 2 months ago
My ex-husband and I had wildly different definitions for "time to leave." For me, "Leave at 5pm" means we're on the porch locking the door at 5pm; for him it means "use the bathroom, find and put on pants and shoes at any time before 5:30pm." 🤦♀️
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Jude Corrigan 2 months ago
Some places have more holes than road. It's like the worst fairground ride, the Cheese Grater!
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Ghostchaplain16 2 months ago
My daughter took her car in for repairs and got a ridiculous shtick about what she needed and how much it cost. So we waited two weeks and then I took it back and suddenly all it needed was an oil change. Told them no, we need a shop change. Found an honest shop where the owner's daughter was the lead mechanic!
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 months ago
My granddaughter is in trade school to get her ASE Certification. She and four other girls are opening an all female auto repair shop (just like her grandma had!) Could not be prouder.
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Wyndmere 1 month ago
Not b4 drivibg. Not b4 church.Not before your best friend's wedding, or yours
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Orange Mum 1 month ago
The airport one is always crazy, here in Australia a breakfast beer is a thing
Stephanie A Mutti 2 months ago
There is nothing that says vacation more than a glass of airplane red at 10am
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 months ago (edited)
I saw 5 people get drinks at 8:30am at our airport the other day. It's not an international airport or anything, just a tiny regional one. 8:30am. I mean....
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Data1001 2 months ago
Who still uses the fly on underwear anyway? Doesn't every guy just pull down the front when they need to pee?
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Marianne 2 months ago
My husband used to have a wallet that he had longer than me (I don't know how long). We had been together for 15 years when I could talk him into buying (and actually using!) a new one. This is still one of my major accomplishments.
Philly Bob 2 months ago
My wife made me divorce my falling apart wallet of 17 years. She tooke everything out of it and tossed it in the trash thus forcing me to get a new one. How dare she toss a perfectly good wallet! ::sniff::
Load More Replies... Karen Menard 1 month ago
I had 5 brothers and 1 Dad and 1 Grandpa and the Christmas of 1972 I asked myself what the H*ll I was doing and scored 7 dark brown leather trifold wallets (all identical) and slipped an Andrew in each and scored MAJOR Christmas points and I had just graduated high school!
Trophy Husband 2 months ago
Unless they work an emergency services, My wallet has a custom cut out for my shield so there is exactly one wallet that I can have and I have bought multiple.
Doug Moyer 2 months ago
Of course I buy my own wallets. And everything else. Because I know what I want. Someone gives me a gift, most likely it will never be used.
les 2 months ago
mines at least a decayed old, at this point its more duck tape than leather but the popper still works so its fine
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Wyndmere 1 month ago
Rub it on the outside. It's not gonna hurt you. Does smell fishy, but it still does the job it claims if you drank it.
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Remi (He/Him) 2 months ago
Actually this got answered by the creators and Kevin's mom is a fashion designer, apparently making quite a lot. That's why there's mannequins etc in the house
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detective miller's hat 2 months ago
LOL. My friend was like this when she got her vacuum sealer; I think she vacuum sealed half the house.
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SheamusFanFrom1987 2 months ago
Plot Continuation: Raw tomato returns and Pedigrees you in the middle of the onion ring... XP XD
Hyacinth (Any pronouns) 2 months ago
TEXTURE. Raw tomato has a skin that can get stuck in your teeth and messes with the burger feeling, while ketchup gives you the tomato taste (plus more sugar) without impacting how it feels to eat as much.
Susannah Dean 2 months ago
My aunt hates tomatoes and puts ketchup on her tacos. I'm not saying she's an elder demon, buuuuut....
detective miller's hat 2 months ago
It's the gooey boogers in the raw tomato that I have an issue with.
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David Paterson 2 months ago (edited)
The only difference between this and my current setup is that the monitor, computer, keyboard, mouse and speaker are now all black. And only one drawer.
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Wyndmere 1 month ago
It's very misleading. It's like telling her your recreational vehicle is a four wheeler, when really, it's a hover round.
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Cecilie Hammershøy 2 months ago
We opted for the option for them to go and get the bin themselves. It cost a bit more but worth it.
highwaycrossingfrog 2 months ago
D**n, sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay to have their rubbish collected
Load More Replies... Karen Menard 1 month ago
Doesn't haff to be! Tie it all into a double bagged Walmart bag. toss it into the nearest Walmart trash receptable and if someone asks say "It's just plastic bags and batteries and stuff. Mind yer Bidness!"
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Peter Bear 2 months ago
100% agree. Arms and Armor still has pride-of-place alongside my D&D books, because I still use it as a regular reference!
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Ghostchaplain16 2 months ago
Well at least they can stand to watch you. MY ancestors can't bear to watch me trying to cook! I hereby declare myself the worst cook on the planet! When we got married (48 years ago), I promised to do ALL the cleaning if she'd do all the cooking. Read the fine print, gentlemen. "Cleaning" to my wife means washing windows inside and out when company's company, and re-vacuuming the rugs when they leave! (and STILL I got the best end of the bargain!)
Ghostchaplain16 2 months ago
When my wife had morning sickness during her first pregnancy, I tried to help by fixing her boiled hot dogs. She called her sister and asked her to "PLEASE RESCUE ME!" (I was only allowed to serve as a waiter until the morning sickness passed.)
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Fellfromthemoon 2 months ago (edited)
I grew up in a socialist country, we shared the candy equally between the family members. (Both statements are truen, but there is no connection.)
Dragons Exist 2 months ago
Dad reaching back in the car for some of your candy
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Yrral Spavit 2 months ago
We just make note of the fact, we don't want to know the reason.
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Khavrinen 2 months ago
I don't fold towels in thirds, but I do fold my T-shirts in thirds ( both directions ).
Nikki Sevven 2 months ago
I fold mine into 15x20cm packets, then stack them vertically so I can see them all at once.
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SheamusFanFrom1987 2 months ago (edited)
Macho Man's gonna Flying Elbow Drop the dew off your windshield!!! OOOOOH YEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!! XP
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Squirrel Chaser 2 months ago
Dewalt for the win! (I bought that exact combo to give to my mom on Mother's Day, she loved it)
Karen Menard 1 month ago
Makita!! We all work with computers!!! Husband, me, older son, younger son!!
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Reemerger 2 months ago
Building the future customer base. Very smort, big pharma, very smort. Playing the long game...
Nikki Sevven 2 months ago
Mine started at a used book store when I was a kid, cranking my head sideways to read the titles.
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Grumpy old man 2 months ago
"I''m surprised you know which end the food goes in" is my favorite
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Peter Bear 2 months ago
I think that's an antenna, and he's holding it so that he won't fall out.
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Jeffery Gorgonzola 2 months ago
I was one of these for halloween once, it was brilliant, there's a video of me twerking in it somewhere...
Wyndmere 1 month ago
Perhaps in the attic, or the top shelf with a coat closet.
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LuckyL 2 months ago
frankly, it's quite easy. (one of my memories with my dad is that he didn't believe that I could beat the small grid in less then x seconds - and I don't remember exactly how many, 7 maybe.)
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General Anaesthesia 2 months ago (edited)
They're 33.33 percent bigger than A&W's Third-of-a-Pounder, so yes.
Reemerger 2 months ago
Ooh ooh ooh, I was there 3000 years ago. Is it a Royale with cheese?
Load More Replies... Grumpy old man 2 months ago
Because men dont really want to know other men so we talk about the dumbest things. I need to be your friend for 30 years before I know anything about your private life
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Laughing Orc 2 months ago
Do not grieve... Soon, he will become one with the Matrix. Also this film butchered me as a kid. Masterpiece.
Tom 2 months ago
and they say men are not emotional? I was a wreck back then.. a wreck. Cried and was distraught for days... Traumatized generation (1, of course)
Load More Replies... Smeghead Tribble Down Under 2 months ago
Huge, HUGE TFs fan (G1) My absolute favourite is Prowl. To me Prime's death is like ''meh'', but Prowl's...I can't even watch it. Seriously.
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Hyacinth (Any pronouns) 2 months ago
My parents got my brother a sword for his birthday this year, he's been cleaning it up and it looks great so far!
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Gordon 2 months ago
His girl accused him of cheating and she had the receipts !
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Looks like she has printed out their text messages -- possibly to bolster an argument.
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*raspberry sound 2 months ago
I was just showing my husband the "Sugar Gay" interview, where Mark McGrath (pictured above) has an absolute meltdown over a teenager calling him "Sugar Gay" and he acts like a toddler.
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Giles McArdell 2 months ago
To be fair, I'd give that guy the job too, he doesn't look like he'd take a "no" very well!
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