50 Hilarious Memes From “Men’s Humor” That Show Why 11M People Follow This Page (New Pics)

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Dear fridge, if you could just keep my food cool and not transmit data to all and sundry that I've got far too much ice cream and hot dogs in there, that would be great.

But but but, what am I gonna show my 25 followers on CripCrap?

"Dont let THIS happen to YOU"

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Our work here is done!

Seems reasonable

Of course.

I have showed up once since I was 16, I'm 39 now

Future boy living in the past where Apple watch NFC is not powerful enough...

🤣😂🤣

I once asked my husband to pick up a big bag (vs the package with like, 5) of carrots and he brought back a ridiculous 10 pound bag. The guy at the register said, "You have horses?"

Whild this looks really uncomfortable, the basic idea is fantastic.

Any job that doesn't require human interaction is a great job in my book.

Yes

I think I have Dad Knees

This world could not exist without garbage workers. And janitors. And sewage workers. And I love that little boy :-)

So very true.

And then we forget them.

That's hilarious!! Did the boss survive?

such pain!!!

Autotraders, is real estate shopping for millennials.

A real dad!

Last year, a friend invited me to celebrate his birthday with him and others. Great, what time? 9pm? Yeah, no thanks. Have a nice night, then.

That would indeed be a pretty sweet day.

I truly hate how much this country (America) just doesn't care about it's people

Get a cat and you won't have to 😉

Not all heroes wear capes

Modern problems require modern solutions!

A true bro

True love

"It is mine, I tell you. My own. My precious. Yes, my precious.” Big-eyed bad-teeth dude in some little indie flick.

I was 12 and myself and older brother got in a picture with our new baby brother with a little small sticker saying adopted, parents never even noticed sticker, when he was 10 and being annoying we searched for 2 hours and finally found the picture, best day ever 🙈

I'm an antique. Not anything valuable. More like a 100 years old lead knife.

I could literally get hit by a car and have my arm get ripped off and I'd still try and refuse help and insist that I'm fine (hooray for social anxiety)

No diggity, no doubt, Daddy-o.

Accidentally.

Awesome

Why would they? It's embarrasing having forgot them after a second.

Well?

Eating as many burgers as you want at home: *no one cares because you're at home*

Yeah, that's pretty much me the last time I shaved completely clean.

Stegopasty

Pivot!!! pivot!!

And? That's not a problem in the slightest

Man sure knows how to build tension.

You found the Dagger of Ymir! Guard it with your life! Let's see who's making fun of who when your girlfriend accidently wanders into Ginnungagap unarmed... XP XD

Sure, their knees are fine and their eyes bright, but they know nothing of the world. Get off my lawn!

So glad I don't have the sports gene. The closest I get is watching the Olympics every 4 years.

why take them then

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Yep!

Hilarimus!

Hahaha

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I just spit out my potato chips at this one laughing so hard!

I have been enlightened

You need one can of each, so you can paint plaid.

4.5 would poop here

I love my dogs! Someone lost a hotdog and Sterling wiggled out of his supposedly escape proof harness just to grab it!

And?

You need to start celebrating midsummer

But where do I poop if the box is already full?

My husband takes 5 times longer to get ready than I do. Don’t be sexist.

From everywhere actually.

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My daughter took her car in for repairs and got a ridiculous shtick about what she needed and how much it cost. So we waited two weeks and then I took it back and suddenly all it needed was an oil change. Told them no, we need a shop change. Found an honest shop where the owner's daughter was the lead mechanic!

"No" is the *best* thing she could say. The only other things she would say to me are considerably more insulting.

Once a month I need to forget all the stupid people I dealt with