On their own, knowledge and humor are in different realms. But there are moments when these two worlds collide, as you’ll see in the Fun With Science Instagram account.
The page features images that can bring out the inner geek in us. And while the name may imply a focus on science, you'll also find memes that light-heartedly present language, history, and pop culture.
We've collected some of the funny and witty posts from the page. Scroll through this list, and maybe you'll learn something new today.
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Please vote that kid into office!! As president... Of the United States! Fr! 🤣
Even the bad books are a warning sign. The abrahamic ones even as virulent and infectious as they are. And for as much damage they have caused. Should be kept in the history books.
Load More Replies...I'm positive I've read this before, only it was an adult librarian making the snappy comeback, not a kid.
Is it possible the kid knows this urban legend and dropped it on the parent? Doesn't mean this didn't happen with the kid and the parent-over-everybody's-kids.
Load More Replies...This kid is smart... asks for a reason - not just "Oh, okay. Because you said so. Sure."
I wonder how many people who joke that Edison stole everything from Tesla even know what Edison supposedly stole from Tesla. Google "Tesla vs. Edison: The Feud that Never Happened." "This claim is kind of silly on its face, since Tesla's designs ran on the same AC power that Edison eschewed. Plus it’s, you know, objectively false. Tesla successfully acquired the patents after leaving Edison Machine Works, even though inventions developed at work typically have to be signed over to the employer[6]. If anything, Tesla got a really sweet deal from Edison, when he retained ownership of inventions made for hire."
Load More Replies...This just makes me want to listen to the band Tesla and specifically the song Edison’s Medicine. Or watch the Bobs Burgers episode about Topsy…awww Topsy 😂
children never care. it's their parents that care about the (s3x) private life of other people...
this is supposed to be funny. Now you give bad vibes >:(
Load More Replies...Yo Moma so Ugly, she turned your dad Gay.. but his husband is a nice guy and support his choice to live his authentic self..
This is the best ever, the kid dosnt care or know any different... once hes loved in a family he dosnt care he has no Mama... so funny cos have never heard a Yo daddy joke
We did mention that learning and humor are on opposite ends of the spectrum, but they do go hand in hand. An article published by the American Psychological Association, “How Laughing Leads to Learning,” explained it all.
The piece included inputs from professors like Dr. Ronald Berk, otherwise known as the “Humor Professor.”
I can tell cats are smarter than humans is because we're the ones to get up to go to work so we can pay for their litter which we have to scoop.
Only because we don't let them outside where they can bury their business elsewhere. Ergo, you gotta clean up their mess.
Load More Replies...I binge watch The Universe a LOT. Tyson is my least favorite person on the show. He strikes me as arrogant and just generally superior.
My cat doesn’t like laser pointers because she figured out right away that the red dot is not a material entity. She prefers toys she can maul.
Mine know where the red dot comes from and will seat it out of my hand.
Load More Replies...If Pluto is a planet then Ceres, Quaoar, Sedna, Orcus, Haumea, Eris, Makemake, and Gonggong are all planets too.
Load More Replies...Alright. Fair's fair. Let's stick Russia out at the edge of the solar system, too.
Well, not most of the population, just their crooked corrupt leaders
Load More Replies...Nope, this attitude ruined the plan. Dwarf planets were going to be called Plutoids but because of all the fuss they abandoned that plan. Now Pluto is just a dwarf planet and we can't have nice things
Don't tell me Pluto isn't a planet and don't tell me Twitter is X, you can't change the rules in the middle of the game.
Pluto is the cat or dog inside the burning house. Do you leave them, or take them with you? Damn right I will be going back inside to save them! They’re a member of the family, ffs. (Off topic, but worth noting is my use of “them” instead of “it” when referring to the animal. Animals are living creatures, so not “it”, but “they”.)
Here the cats are he/she or their name 👍 though Pluto is still not a planet. Maybe a planotoide? Science change, we can't hold on to old stuff 🙃
Load More Replies...And so, due to Terry's insatiable desire for more wishes, thus ended the reign of the dinosaurs.
Load More Replies...The first one is okay but it’s probably easy to draw a picture of two T-Rex based on existing images. Two T-Rex being “scared” requires creativity and therefore looks unrealistic.
Load More Replies...As Dr. Berk explained, his goal is to create an easygoing environment as students tackle relatively complicated subject matters.
“When I enter the classroom, I want to change the entire atmosphere into one where everyone has fun with the material—even if the material is complex,” Dr. Berk said.
Idk what single-for-too-long person needs to hear this but that married man is not gonna leave their family for you.
Yeah because married men never leave their families for younger single people
Load More Replies...I don't know what nosy people need to hear this but Leonardo Di Caprio's love life is none of your business so long as it's with a consenting adult.
The thing is “adults” under 25 are still developing their brains and Leonardo breaks up with them as soon as they fully develop.
Load More Replies...Yeah, because we all know the age gap is way more important than two adults' consent.
They are really cute ...had a really big one assume a combative position, hold up is Two Front "arms"(?) looking like they were fists ...swaying side to side..like he was going to fight me
I heard one saying in a cartoon something along the lines of "I'm not sure about marriage! I really love him and all, but I just don't see myself so committed I'd like to bite off his head!". Which I found somewhat funny, ... the transcription doesn't really deliver, but I don't want to throw away all the letters I just used ... we have too much litter already anyway...
I think she's going to need a bigger fridge. She's going to have lots of leftovers.
it is 11:49 pm. everyone is asleep. i am in my closet, and my laughing sounds like a car trying to start
still would not be able to get her pregnant by sleeping with her husband. I think.
Load More Replies...I joke with my husband that, when he gets old and needs home nursing, since I’ll be old too and I couldn’t lift him when I was young and strong and he weighed a lot less, I will not be hiring some pretty little thing to nurse him. Nope. He’s going to get not only the most qualified, but also the biggest, grumpiest, and ugliest MALE nurse I can find to take care of him.
does she believe husband's penis stole an egg from the maid and implanted it into it her when they had sex? good grief!
I think that was her way of saying SHE cheated on husband and doesn’t know who the father is
Other academics, like Sam Houston State University professor Dr. Randy Garner, use the same strategy to teach statistics. He believes in perfectly placed quips during lectures.
“Well-planned, appropriate, contextual humor can help students ingrain information,” Dr. Garner explained.
Don't worry, kid, it's the strong silent ones that cause an exodus.
A family friend had to interpret a business meeting and share this same information with an adult.
Not all of them, just the ones when you are in the presence of your boss, or you are being intimate with your hot date
Seems like it was a class with a mix of deaf and hearing kids. It says this conversation was between the group of deaf kids and the teacher, implying there were other non deaf kids in the class.
Load More Replies...Wow, this poor kid. How's he going to regulate farts in the future when he can't hear, or really conceive of the noise himself?
Son: "Mom! I made it! I'm a millionaire! Mom: "hmmm... with a B or an M?"
Load More Replies...Trump was so excited when he was nominated for the "Noble" peace prize. He kept spelling it that way. He went on and on about how worthy he was and thanking the Nobel committee. When he lost, however, he called them a bunch of idiots and losers. LOL!
Trump is the most idiotic human being alive. And that’s saying something, given that we’re humans
Load More Replies...This is what nearly caused me to give up on my dream of becoming a doctor. But like I've realised how many pathways there are, I don't have to do all the hardest subjects and I don't have to do that one really competitive, difficult, maths-intensive course. So I'm working towards my goal pathway, which honestly, I will enjoy so much more anyways.
I always thought math should be taught according to career. For example 'Math for Doctor, Nurses, Biologists', 'Math for Accountants, Business', etc.. No one needs to sit through 3 years of Calculus to figure out a bird is a vector to a seed.
Load More Replies...Usually the roadblock is a math teacher who never managed to connect to students. I was great at math for three years straight, but then I had a horrible man as a math teacher and barely passed after that. I never really bounced back.
I was lucky to have the opposite experience, my o level maths teacher put a lot of effort into my learning, not sure I would even have passed if it hadn't been for him. Thank you Mr Moorhouse!
Load More Replies...I would have loved to work in physics. My teachers told me that was impossible because of my poor level in maths. However I really would have loved it.
For me, it was Psychology. For the bachelor, you need to get through the statistics exams, and well ... my math grades beforehand were the lowest possible, I'd have never made it, even though I could have excelled on literally anything else.
Load More Replies...In grade school we had those yearly tests and I always aced the English, math and science parts. Why TF didn’t my parents encourage me to go to college? I’m a female btw. I was reading electronic schematics at 16 and fixing pinball machines while also wearing slutty clothes and going to see Metallica and the Scorpians. But it was beauty school for me. Which I can’t do for many physical reasons. Not a good career to fall back on. At least my husband gets free haircuts when my tremors aren’t too bad…
I went back to school when i realised ny body wouldnt last my profession. Wasnt easy being older than some of my teachers but so glad i did.
Load More Replies...This. Exactly this. I took an astronomy class in college and was shocked at how much math it required that was beyond my capability. I love geology too but again....math blocked.
It's always been my friend. I took math classes in college whe I wanted an easy schedule. (And math classes filled the science requirement. Science can be actual work!) After a certain point, math is a talent.
Load More Replies...Math taught my mind how to dance! Sadly, it did not share that knowledge with the rest of my body.
Load More Replies...I wanted to study biology, which requires quite a lot of chemistry, which requires too much math for my stupid brain.
Ohio University-Zanesville psychology professor Dr. Mark Shatz recognizes that educators aren't entertainers. However, he believes in the effectiveness of humor and its potential upsides in the classroom.
"Professors' jobs are to educate, not to entertain. But if humor can make the learning process more enjoyable, then I think everybody benefits as a result."
But, I have a whole dream reality when I sleep. While I'm dreaming I have memories of past dreams that pop up when I'm doing something related in current dream. Same houses for certain places. I can control them a bit too but usually I don't (unless super scary) cause once I use reality logic to dream reality, I wake up.
I can sometimes go back to a dream I’ve been having for multiple nights. Kind of like picking up a book and continuing the story
Load More Replies...Black humor. Many funeral personnel fall victim to it. Or they would almost certainly be depressed and fall face first into the embalming fluid. Up vote for funeral directors!
The artist's name is Alexis Gilliland and I know this because I'm married to him
Never known anyone so uniquely qualified to identify someone. I'm sorry I'd never heard of Alexis or the cartoon, my defence is that I live in the U.K.
Load More Replies...Technically 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169393751458209749445923078620890828004625342117067
That's impressive, but do you really expect the rats to remember it all?
Load More Replies...Love that this was so intense in the artist's imagination that they did it immediately on a napkin instead of waiting for a sketchbook
He draws cartoons on literally anything. His name's Alexis Gilliland
Load More Replies...Seems like something Stephen Pastis would do! (Pearls before Swine.)
Double exhale has been a game changer for me. Couldn't jog for s**t before I learned this hack.
Please expand on this because I don’t feel like googling and I tried to do a local couch to 5k but not only got bronchitis (non smoker) the trainer didn’t give us tips on proper running and breathing. I’ve had 3 foot/ankle surgeries since (not because of that class) so I know not everyone was born to run 😜 But I like to fast walk for rehabbing my ankle.
Load More Replies...The only time I run is when a dog(s) chasing my grandloves or myself !!! OK, I lied. I'd run if a bunch of money came flying out of an armor truck !!! 🤑🤑
Can someone be more specific about 'me', because I want to know who WANTS to run?
Humor’s effectiveness in helping students retain information goes beyond the classroom. Studies have shown that it can also be beneficial in absorbing news pieces.
A Pew Research poll revealed that comedy programs like The Daily Show and The Colbert Show revealed higher retention of facts compared to when people tuned into CNN, FOX News, or read newspapers.
they had to put that warning on because somebody in the previous generation tried it.
This isn't quite the equivalency they think it is. Increasingly, it's a bad idea to mess with your car this way, because even if the part isn't directly controlled by the computer, there's probably sensors that might have to be adjusted... cars are much less simple machines than they were 50 years ago, and if you're doing anything more complicated than changing your oil, it's probably better to leave it to professionals.
Yep... gone are the days when you could toddle off and buy a Haynes Manual and faff about with the engine yourself. I'm not doing anything to my car beyond adding windscreen washer or fuel!
Load More Replies...okay, but like, now you got me thinking about it, and I'm imagining it tastes pretty much like mtn dew, and the thing is that now I really need to find out, so maybe one of you could just go ahead and test it for me so I don't have to? pretty please?
I wouldn't even drink mountain dew for you I'm afraid
Load More Replies...That's because if they "warn" consumers about everything possible, when a consumer gets injured by a product, the company can't be held liable because the consumer was technically warned in the 50 page user manual. It's the same reason why they say "caution hot beverage" on cups after the mcdonalds coffee lady lawsuit.
Load More Replies...I'm stuck on the valves part. Isn't all that automatic in these alleged valves that my car supposedly has somewhere?
I think it means adjusting the clearance of the cylinders' intake and exhaust valves and the valve camshaft. They typically don't need any adjustments in the lifetime of a vehicle, since modern vehicles are built with much better tolerances and metal alloys than in the past. People can play around with valve adjustments when they tune the engine or need to change the timing, but it's something the average Joe doesn't need in his daily drive. In the past, you may have to make an adjustment every few dozen thousand miles, to correct for the consumption of the cams and strikes, or simply because engine assembly was handmade so assembly tolerances were larger.
Load More Replies...Pope came to Boston, and was picked up in a Tesla. "Do these drive like regular cars," he asked his driver. The driver insisted he try one out, and the Pope thought it did sound fun, so he drove off, but he got pulled over for turning on the windshield wiper when trying to turn. Cop calls it, "you'll never believe who I just pulled over!" "The governor?" asked the dispatcher. "Think higher," said the cop. "The PRESIDENT?" asked the dispatcher. "Think higher" said the cop. "Who's more important than the President." "I'll give you one hint: the Pope is his driver."
I'm not sure what kind of "English" accent that's supposed to be but...just...No.
Why's the cop speaking Aussie? (With a touch of Essex on the end)
I thought I knew how they worked before but this explanation has me questioning myself 😂
How did you THINK it worked? Did you think that boats floated because they weighed the same as a witch?
Load More Replies...From inside his bathtub. Just before running naked through the streets of Syracuse.
Load More Replies...The air above and below the wing is trying to meet on the other side at the same time. The air on top of the wing has to go further, which means it has to go faster and can't push down on the wing as much as the air under the wing can push up. Hence, lift.
Load More Replies...If I learned anything from Rings of Power, it's that boats float because they look up but rocks sink because they look down.
Bloody immortal elves spend eternity bullshítting about philosophy and that's the best they can come up with. RoP elves really are pathetic, aren't they
Load More Replies...When they say that a ship weighs 20,000 tons, what they should say is that the ship DISPLACES 20,000 tons of water. The float trick is not to load stuff on a ship to the point where the water starts to come inside. Ask the King of Sweden who ordered another gun-deck on Vasa.
However, there is a proper way of mixing funny elements with imparting knowledge. Educator Sarah Henderson said it must “enhance classroom joy and develop a sense of community.”
In an article for Edutopia, she advises sticking to humor that is both age-appropriate and content-related and sandwiching it between repetition and instruction.
Just smash the thing whole, we can easily live on the juices and pieces we find in the rubble!
That’s called war. Besides, all that juicy, crushed mess then has to be cleaned up, but the odor clings for a long time. So, not really a good solution, and should always be strictly the very last resort.
Load More Replies...Go ahead and judge me but I just have a bottle of the prepared stuff in the fridge
I dunno why, but peeling garlic has always been one of my favourite things to do in the kitchen. Had no idea that it could be not loved by so many people
It’s so damn satisfying isn’t it? Especially when the pieces all come off easily rather that having to fight with it and having your fingers smell like garlic for hours
Load More Replies...I just take the white skin off and throw them into stuff whole. The cooking process makes them soft and you can squeeze it out and into or all over the food. Its really lovely and keeps the flavour
Gently crushing the clove with the flat of a knife cracks the paper and it peels easier.
Cut it in half through the cloves, roast it, squeeze out the cloves. Less paperwork, more delicious.
I have a Tervis tumbler with a lid. Shake a few cloves in there after u cut the ends off and they peel themselves. This is also great busywork for my husband while I’m cooking. I have a lot of garlic peeling ‘hacks’ I hate that word, but this one is simple and easy for everyone.
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of a new edition Thesaurus crashed yesterday, losing the entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
One of the greatest disappointments of my life, was to discover that the words thesaurus and stegosaurus are totally unrelated.
Conversely, there are certain things to avoid if you plan on injecting comedy into your teaching. Henderson advises steering clear of sarcasm and humor that is forced, inappropriate, and off-topic.
But, ultimately, educators are all for using humor as a learning tool. Author and e-learning designer Julie Kuzma is one of them.
“Students who are talking, laughing or even cheering are students who are happy and engaged, and that’s something every teacher should encourage,” Kuzma wrote in an article for SmartBrief.
Perhaps the same person who looked at a cow and thought the same thing?
Yeah? Someone wanna explain the Durian to me? I asked my parents... I asked my extended family (aaaaalll grew up in Malaysia)... and I just get a shrug as a response.
Load More Replies...My question is always "what was the second guy to try fugu (poisonous blowfish) thinking?"
Or how people found out how you can make brain mushrooms edible and not poisonous when you have to boil them multiple times before they're edible 😅
Load More Replies...Perhaps the same person who looked at a pile of cow dung with some mushrooms growing in it and thought, ima get f'd up tonight.
To both questions, the cow's milk. People saw the calf drinking from the cow and decided to try it for themselves and found it palatable. Other countries drink yak milk, goat milk, mare's milk, etc. Someone accidentally found the honey was sweet after it dropped onto their skin. Tried it, didn't die from it and voila, honey.
Private sector until risk of getting caught is too close, then transition into government.
This comment sounds like you watched The Bee Movie way too many times
Load More Replies...Mine is A loud aaaaaa while fast walking away. My husband knows exactly what I’m doing. We don’t know if I’m allergic like deadly but the last time I was stung by a yellow jacket it took 2 months for the welt to heal. After I researched it I found that was a serious reaction and could have got a bad infection and I shouhave gone to the Dr. so yeah, now I quickly exit with the least amount of drama
Load More Replies...This is the difference between communication and language. One sound that means one thing, versus a sentence that can be taken apart and use *the same sounds* to mean something else. (Elephants may well be using actual language, but we don't know enough yet to say for sure.)
While this joke made DEVIDE people, I personally think it is a great ADDITION, and I will SUBTRACT myself from those that disagree. They can go forth and MULTIPLY.
As opposed to my donkey where grass goes in and just gas comes out. And the mule, grass goes in and sass comes out!
Grass goes in, pony gets fat. We are working on a diet.
Load More Replies...No no no... I FEEL what you are saying!! Like... I just partaked(partook perhaps? 😳) in some grass and now my mind is going fast as I read this!!!
I feel like some of "the grass" went into the author and this post came out
As opposed to my old roommate... for him, grass (lightly processed with flame) goes in, and bad philosophy comes out.
Even the emus won the Great Emu War of 1932. So, that makes them the good guys.
Actually, to be accurate, the survivors write the history.
Load More Replies...Another thing to contemplate... you are very lucky to have been born in the only country with rational folkways, and were raised in the only true religion!
My country was on the side of the losers in ww1 and still our school history books blame that one dude in the Sultan's entourage who loved Germans: 'it was considered that we lost because the Germans lost.' This has been a running joke forever, and we use this phrase Whenever we fail at sth now. Did you make up with your wife? No, I lost bcs the Germans lost.
Can like some psychology (or whatever it is) genius say what the technical term for this is? I'm sure there is one.
I believe singular technical term is "history is written by the victors". ;)
Load More Replies...“History is the version of past events that we have decided to agree on”-Napoleon Bonapart, the “good guy”
As the management gives discouraged workers pizza, my hair gets L'Oréal light blonde
Gotta love those redhead genes! 😁 We don't go gray, we go blonde! Often makes some lovely highlights.
Load More Replies...When I lost all my hair due to chemo, I decided I wasn’t dying it again. I don’t wanna be one of those little old ladies with an inch of white root showing
I saved my first grey hair. It was in my early 40s. I started getting a grey patch in my right temple with greys scattered around as I got closer to 50. When I got Covid for the 2nd time (no vaccine available the first time, couldn’t get the new booster in time for the last time) my hair started falling out again but so did the grey hair. So my new hairdresser looked at me like I was crazy when I said I wanted to lighten my dark brown hair going on 52. My mom told me I’d be gray by 40 and need glasses by 30. Just got glasses last year.
My classmate caused so many preventable issues for herself that she has more than 3 strands of pure white hair. She’s a teenager and it doesn’t run in her family
Napoleon sold the Louisiana territory to the US partly because he needed the money for his war against the British. Who loaned the US the money that Napoleon got? The British.
We’re rubbish at giving money away to the wrong people!
Load More Replies..."a people with such a bad cuisine does not deserve to live" read it with the voice of pepe le pew :D
Have you HAD Yorkshire pudding with rare roast beef, drowning in gravy?!! Bad cuisine my a**e
Load More Replies...Followed closely by France saying “US, help me!” And the US saying “No.”
I know of a Dr Alcock and a Dr D**k that work at a fertility clinic (seriously!)
Load More Replies...My friend's son's ice hockey coach is named Mr. Freeze.
And Alicia Keys plays the piano. Nominative determinism and/or an aptronym.
Alicia Keys is a chosen stage name. Drinkwater here is riding destiny
Load More Replies...But his expression says otherwise. He was probably pressured into the field by his father Phillip Kanteen.
When I had the period talk with my daughter she burst into tears tells me she didn't want to bleed every month. None of us do kiddo,
My sister explained periods to her kids, her 6yr old daughter said "yeah, I'm not doing that, it sounds like a nightmare!" Meanwhile her 5yr old son asked when he'll get his period, when she explained that boys don't get periods he was really angry and insisted that it wasn't fair that he couldn't have one but his sister could. A few days later he had a massive meltdown in the changing rooms at his swimming class and was screaming and sobbing that he wanted to have a period. Kids are crazy.
Load More Replies...Well if the dad shrucked his role as father and ran away perhaps he is both? 😳
Kid everyone woman produces eggs only some animals like chickens or other birds and reptiles lay them, mammals keep the egg inside the body, you are in fact a mammal so now you are not a chicken
My younger sibling when my mother answered that same question: "When did you eat me??"
My husband had the talk with our son. But I was on the other side of the door, listening to the progress. I could only make out snippers until "I came out of Mom's Virginia!!?"
Think about it, in a way we’ve all known our mom since the day she was born.
If it's the adjective, it means that the person is helping kids who are blind. But if blind is used as a verb, then it means that the person is making kids go blind. Hope that helps :)
Load More Replies...I can't lie... This sorta makes me FAVOR global warming somewhat! 🤣
I think this is the wrong way round, surely the hotter it gets, the more you pant?
One I read the other day: Panty Liners. Worst cruise company ever.
Or is It evidence of the empowerment of women to actually be comfortable in their own skin without men dominating them and treating as property or simple broodmares ?
Are you kidding me? In 2000, everyone and their mothers were wearing thongs. Usually with those low rise jeans, so you could see the thong. I think they were called "whale tails"? I'm ashamed to admit I did it once. But I was so uncomfortable and embarrassed, I never did it again..
Be careful if you go secant the perpetrator. Things can get awfully triggy.
No one knows how many people are creating original thoughts as many of those people are anonymous and not in any positions of influence. In fact I would state that most people in positions of power and influence got there not for their original thinking, but because of greed and ambition.
You appear to have submitted a common or unoriginal thought. As such,it has been automatically removed.
Load More Replies...Well the movie industry certainly hasn't had an original thought in a while they just keep remaking popular movies
What worries me is did I learn the truth by reading old textbooks or somebody's interpretation of the truth? I think the latter is correct.
Most old textbooks are just somebody's interpretation.. remember learning about Columbus school? And now we know the schools books all lied.
Load More Replies...But it feels oh so fine to dry your smaller self off in those things. Try it and see!
You are the person I was thinking about when I wrote about bacteria in these things..
Load More Replies...Even if you use it as intended - to dry hands - it blows all the water and germs everywhere. They are disgusting
Indeed... https://www.theguardian.com/news/shortcuts/2016/apr/13/dyson-airblades-or-paper-towels-which-is-more-hygienic
Load More Replies...Because they were once judged on what type of glassware the breast would fill.
Actually not always, us girls only start producing milk after having a baby, you are a teenager when you start wearing a bra, meaning this is false
In Lithuanian it is a word pretty much derived from "waistcoat"- "liemenė". "Bra" - "liemenėlė" (aka mini waistcoat). Also, how bra is measured in cups? It measured by letter...
But those letters are referred to as the 'cup size'.
Load More Replies...So the only thing I could remember was cheese omelette. 'Omelette du fromage.' I'm practicing all the time. Omlette du fromage. I'm meeting people, "Hey, omlette du fromage." Finally, I got into a restaurant and go, "Omelette du fromage." And the problem if you order in French the waiter thinks you speak French, he goes, "[unintelligible French]?" And you go, "Yes." He brings you a shoe with cheese on it. And you also told him to force it down your throat. "I'll have a shoe with cheese on it; force it down my throat; and I want to massage your grandmother, ok." steve martin
Fun fact: Omelette du fromage is not even grammatically correct, it's omelette au fromage.
Load More Replies...Algerian war to kick the French colonialists out possibly.
Load More Replies...After moving to France nearly 13 years ago, I even smoke in French.
yesterday, it took me three tries to remember my girlfriend's name, kept coming up with similar sounding ones. brain just don't be braining sometimes
Don’t feel bad. I’ve gotten so used to calling my husband Babe or Honey for the last 23+ years that I sometimes have to take a moment to remember his actual name when some asks me.
Load More Replies...Sometimes, at the most awkward moments, your brain bunks off for a quick smoke leaving you looking really stoopid
When my lupus flares up i get like a brain fever and it affects my language skills. The conversations are unbelievable. I lose words, stutter and sometimes think I'm saying the right word for something but what comes out of my mouth isn't even English. Its scary but can be very funny
No, I want to play global thermonuclear war!
Load More Replies...But no one used the IBQs (intercontinental ballistic queens) or the IBRs (intercontinental ballistic rooks)
I wouldn’t mind a couple extra arms. I could hold an umbrella AND load groceries into the car with more than one arm in a torrential summer rain shower. I can talk on my cellphone (I do not use the speaker in public, my phone call is nobody else’s business) AND carry stuff AND open a door at the same time without dropping anything. I could peck on my work computer AND answer a call at the same time without hurting my neck. It would be worth having two extra armpits to clean and shave, and the doubling of my antiperspirant use.
More like six eyes, some of you clearly don't watch demon slayer (Kokushibo has six eyes and is a spider demon if any non weebs are wondering)
Spiders have even numbers of eyes anywhere from zero to ten, it just depends on what species
Load More Replies...Or the fact that planet Earth was at the other side of the galaxy back then.
"Pangaea or Pangea (/pænˈdʒiː.ə/)[1] was a supercontinent that existed during the late Paleozoic and early Mesozoic eras.[2]" (For those, like me, who might not know)
You forgot to add the incredibly large toothy mouth coming up from below...
time is the 4th dimension of space, therefore must be accounted for in the calculations.
well... technically, you would already be happy to arrive on earth and on the surface
Let me suggest a compromise: the half-ball Earth. It is both curved and flat, so everyone wins.
I like to combine conspiracies for them. Flat earth? Kind of, but you forgot about the hollow earth lizard people. Which means there needs to be a hollow layer underneath us and a solid layer under that. Which means Sandwich Earth. What's that, you say jet fuel can't melt steel in the towers? But you forgot about the chemtrail chemicals they were carrying, which combine to make something much hotter!
Load More Replies...I feel like flat-earthers have to ALL be trolls, because... they just can't be that stupid. I think I just really need there to be a level of dumbness that is incompatible with life.
Of course we are. :-) The Moon is made of green cheese, too.
Load More Replies...Im going to give u the benefit of the doubt and assume ur joking
Load More Replies...I got confused between using their noses (to smell) or using their noses. I imagined them smushing their noses onto their enemies and feeling for bad vibes. Long day
Tbf they ARE dumb so...like...the smushing noses on their enemies checks
Load More Replies...Hey, why did my teachers didn't use memes ? Oh wait, it was the 2000's and memes did not exist yet 😔
Lol yes they did, it just wasn't professional to use them in lectures yet
Load More Replies...This might be "whoosh", so don't shoot me. If you teach kids NOTHING about sex and procreation, it's not weird they don't know how they got pregnant.
It's a joke about the Virgin Mary and her not being able to explain her immaculate conception.
Load More Replies...The best mnemonic for the order of the planets: Mary's Virgin Excuse Made Joseph Suspect Upstairs Neighbour.
And the neighbor, of course, went by the name of Pluto.
Load More Replies...True story: Poor girl came into the ER in labor couldn't believe she was pregnant. "But I'm not even married!"
Aannnnddddd all the Old Testament prophecies, and the miracles, and the being dead and then not dead explaining why Jesus is the son of God
Yeah right... three guys come to visit you with gifts when you have your first child. Totally did not cheat on your husband.
unfortunately, that joke might be limited to the IQ in the room ...
Load More Replies...🙄 what's the point in mentioning hair color when she's the only white girl. Just call her the white girl.
Because the joke wasn't because she was white? Did you even get the joke?🤣🤣🤣
Load More Replies...“I have a great idea for five books!” “Meh, just squash it all into one and call it a day”
There’s a slew of these & I’m fairly sure they’re meant to be book jackets so if you’re on public transportation or just reading in public people who are curious to what you’re reading see the bizarre title/subject matter. Whew!
Sushi must be from fish with fins and scales. Because traditional Japanese houses are built for summer, sex was done clothed, but despite the “through a hole in the sheet” myth, the Talmud recommends full nudity during sex.
The first word I saw was gnat... that tells you everything you need to know about my situational awareness.
Me too, which probably tells you much about my attention span
Load More Replies...1. Aren't they shades, not colours? 2. Water and fabric too long can cause mould and whatnot, and so washing and drying them regularly keeps towel clean. 3. Does she want her husband's business to go well? And how much does the hospital trust her?
Why shouldn't we trust the nurse? Her husband will sell his coffins sooner or later, and it will only ever be one per person. But if the "customers" live, the nurse will get several opportunities to ply her craft. So they benefit from long-living customers, and the husband just needs to be patient and will still profit in the end
Load More Replies...Once you've bought a new boomerang, how will you get rid of the old one?
How exactly.wouid a calculator help me to examine whether i can trust a nurse whose husband sells coffins ?
1. Black is technically the absence of or complete absorption of light;, while white is the reflection of most wavelengths of visible light. Color is everything in between as far as light is concerned. 2. Soap reduces the surface tension of water, allowing it to more effectively wash away loose dirt particles. A bath is basically just basting in your own juices... The towel wipes it away. 3. Depends on their relationship. If they both work from home, RUN.
1. Technically black & white television is color television. As the gradient of Black to White it has all the shades of grey (color) in between to create the image. 2. The towel is actually scrubbing off dead skin cells, that is why it gets dirtier as you get cleaner. 3. Yes, you can trust a nurse whose husband sells coffins. Just as you can trust a coffin seller whose spouse is a nurse. Everyone dies, so the coffin seller will always have a customer base. Riddle: The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
A reflection of tomorrows doctors somwhere that we used to know
Load More Replies...Met the pre-established criteria so we fail to reject the null hypothesis
...why not just call them false positive and false negative like everyone else? What is added by calling them Type 1 and Type 2 errors?
Maybe that is the problem with quantum physics. The point of view, just that we dont know what kind of point of view we need to use to study it. (@_@)
I mean, if the many worlds theory is true then this is literally the case for some things, like how everything but QM is deterministic as far as we can tell. If the many worlds theory is true, then from the perspective of looking at the many worlds it is deterministic, for example a 50/50 chance would create 2 universes where it went the 2 different ways. From inside the universes it appears to be a 50/50 which way it goes, but from the outside perspective we see that both ways happened. It's like making a clone of someone, the outcome is deterministic, with there being 1 original and 1 clone, but from the cloned person's perspective it's a 50/50 if they're the clone or the original
Load More Replies...And THIS is why one of my favorite things to do in the world is kick back and get high and read shít like this!! I feel as tho I'm expanding my mind... Even if I'm only really killing brain cells! 🤣🤣
The worst thing about people getting high is all the flag-waving about how they're high.
Load More Replies...That is not an engine. It is a futuristic wind instrument.
Load More Replies...Yep.... Water. Cooled. Alternator. With. Electric. Clutch. Seriously BMW? You're just building shít to fúcƙ with people.
Those people require a pride-obliterating bïtchslap. 😂
Load More Replies...In the future i currently don't have 1
Load More Replies...You can always tell your kid they weren't born, they were removed.
I parked in the "C" section of the hospital parking lot... So, naturally, I had to climb out of the sunroof.
Congrats, you just discovered how black humour works...!
Load More Replies...Electricity life hack: any resistor dual functions as a spark plug if you get it hot enough!
If you pulse the power supply can you make it last much longer?
Load More Replies...Man maybe I'm not quite high enough to get this one... I'll return to it later!
diagram of how the earth actually orbits the sun. Meme-maker is using this illustration to make a joke about flat-earthers (or is a flat-earther making fun of people who actually believe in facts)
Load More Replies...This is an extreme close-up. Zoom out to see the Sun spiraling along in the cluster, around the galactic core, and the galaxy wandering in space, to ---where?
The fundamental flaw in the concept of time travel is that even if you could make a device that goes back in time, the sun, moon and earth would be millions of miles from the point in space that you would materialize in the past.
That assumes a society advanced enough to produce a time machine cannot do the math to account for Newtonian motion in the universe.
Load More Replies...Riikka I was exaggerating a little, it's not that bad it just makes me feel bad is all
Riikka I was exaggerating a little, it's not that bad it just makes me feel bad is all
