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On their own, knowledge and humor are in different realms. But there are moments when these two worlds collide, as you’ll see in the Fun With Science Instagram account. 

The page features images that can bring out the inner geek in us. And while the name may imply a focus on science, you'll also find memes that light-heartedly present language, history, and pop culture. 

We've collected some of the funny and witty posts from the page. Scroll through this list, and maybe you'll learn something new today. 

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Speak easy buttercup
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please vote that kid into office!! As president... Of the United States! Fr! 🤣

Magazine
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don't ban books. Period.

Ouss Ben Aziza
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even the bad books are a warning sign. The abrahamic ones even as virulent and infectious as they are. And for as much damage they have caused. Should be kept in the history books.

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Lotekguy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your kid has more sense than at least 60% of Congress and an appalling number of school board members.

Ben
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did people stand up and clap after the kid said that?

Kris
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, snd then the kid invented a time machine

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justanotherweirdo
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kid is wiser than the majority of American politicians

Alexandra
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is this, Germany in 1938?

Lotekguy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could be Florida or Texas or Kansas or.... in 2024.

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The Other Guest
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm positive I've read this before, only it was an adult librarian making the snappy comeback, not a kid.

Sophia Athene
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it possible the kid knows this urban legend and dropped it on the parent? Doesn't mean this didn't happen with the kid and the parent-over-everybody's-kids.

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D. Pitbull
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kid is smart... asks for a reason - not just "Oh, okay. Because you said so. Sure."

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    Luke Branwen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These two also invented Minecraft. Tesla: CRAFT. Edison: MINE.

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many people who joke that Edison stole everything from Tesla even know what Edison supposedly stole from Tesla. Google "Tesla vs. Edison: The Feud that Never Happened." "This claim is kind of silly on its face, since Tesla's designs ran on the same AC power that Edison eschewed. Plus it’s, you know, objectively false. Tesla successfully acquired the patents after leaving Edison Machine Works, even though inventions developed at work typically have to be signed over to the employer[6]. If anything, Tesla got a really sweet deal from Edison, when he retained ownership of inventions made for hire."

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    Mason Kronol
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just makes me want to listen to the band Tesla and specifically the song Edison’s Medicine. Or watch the Bobs Burgers episode about Topsy…awww Topsy 😂

    Slytherin_4_LYF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha i LOVE Bobs Burgers...Good reference!

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    DC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... should be named Edison anyway, at least since musk took over...

    Max Fox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not physics. They were engineers, not physicists.

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    Francis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    children never care. it's their parents that care about the (s3x) private life of other people...

    Dogs on a train
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is supposed to be funny. Now you give bad vibes >:(

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    Hellcaste's Wife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard at this burn! LOL

    Trophy Husband
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the moral of today's story is "never challenge the internet."

    The 0roburos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo Moma so Ugly, she turned your dad Gay.. but his husband is a nice guy and support his choice to live his authentic self..

    Mrs Irish Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best ever, the kid dosnt care or know any different... once hes loved in a family he dosnt care he has no Mama... so funny cos have never heard a Yo daddy joke

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    We did mention that learning and humor are on opposite ends of the spectrum, but they do go hand in hand. An article published by the American Psychological Association, “How Laughing Leads to Learning,” explained it all. 

    The piece included inputs from professors like Dr. Ronald Berk, otherwise known as the “Humor Professor.”

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    Felipe Souza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the first time, Neil is wrong

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For proof that dogs and cats are superior to humans, look no further than who feeds and cleans up after whom. We've been trained to be their vassals. Without salary. Rewarded only by the affection they allot for our fealty

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can tell cats are smarter than humans is because we're the ones to get up to go to work so we can pay for their litter which we have to scoop.

    Pamela Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only because we don't let them outside where they can bury their business elsewhere. Ergo, you gotta clean up their mess.

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    Pollywog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA!! That's what he gets for messing with Pluto!!

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I binge watch The Universe a LOT. Tyson is my least favorite person on the show. He strikes me as arrogant and just generally superior.

    DustBunny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat doesn’t like laser pointers because she figured out right away that the red dot is not a material entity. She prefers toys she can maul.

    Untamed Snark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine know where the red dot comes from and will seat it out of my hand.

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    Cooking Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me, Pluto will forever be a planet 🤗

    Vicky Phenny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Pluto is a planet then Ceres, Quaoar, Sedna, Orcus, Haumea, Eris, Makemake, and Gonggong are all planets too.

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    Weaponized Beef
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright. Fair's fair. Let's stick Russia out at the edge of the solar system, too.

    P R
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, not most of the population, just their crooked corrupt leaders

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    Hoi-Polloi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear NASA, Pluto was big enough for your mom...

    Nimitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, this attitude ruined the plan. Dwarf planets were going to be called Plutoids but because of all the fuss they abandoned that plan. Now Pluto is just a dwarf planet and we can't have nice things

    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell me Pluto isn't a planet and don't tell me Twitter is X, you can't change the rules in the middle of the game.

    WubiDubi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as they leave it in the glow-in-the-dark planets and stars ceiling sticker set I will not be livid.

    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take it as an offense, and I wasn't even alive when it was demoted

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pluto is the cat or dog inside the burning house. Do you leave them, or take them with you? Damn right I will be going back inside to save them! They’re a member of the family, ffs. (Off topic, but worth noting is my use of “them” instead of “it” when referring to the animal. Animals are living creatures, so not “it”, but “they”.)

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here the cats are he/she or their name 👍 though Pluto is still not a planet. Maybe a planotoide? Science change, we can't hold on to old stuff 🙃

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    Tamra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And so, due to Terry's insatiable desire for more wishes, thus ended the reign of the dinosaurs.

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    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I presume the surname is Dactyl, just to confuse things.

    Zoe Vokes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one is okay but it’s probably easy to draw a picture of two T-Rex based on existing images. Two T-Rex being “scared” requires creativity and therefore looks unrealistic.

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    Fred L.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terry the T-Rex - the worlds luckiest unlucky dinosaur.

    Karina
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soo thats why we are only allowed one wish? It is passed down by every gatekeeper repeating it in the face of hope, saving us all. Edit, grammar

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    As Dr. Berk explained, his goal is to create an easygoing environment as students tackle relatively complicated subject matters. 

    “When I enter the classroom, I want to change the entire atmosphere into one where everyone has fun with the material—even if the material is complex,” Dr. Berk said.

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    Sharkfin6
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk what single-for-too-long person needs to hear this but that married man is not gonna leave their family for you.

    xWILTED_ROSEx
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah because married men never leave their families for younger single people

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    Guy Bare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, please tell me what to tell them in that specific case ...

    Michael None
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what nosy people need to hear this but Leonardo Di Caprio's love life is none of your business so long as it's with a consenting adult.

    Samsquatch & Monko
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is “adults” under 25 are still developing their brains and Leonardo breaks up with them as soon as they fully develop.

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    tiffhoepp
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was my first celebrity crush as a child. now I am way too old for him. :(

    MEB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 52, who's left to not love me but Keith Richard?

    Terran
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because we all know the age gap is way more important than two adults' consent.

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was talking tona friend og mine about dear, old Di carprio, and he was on and on about how he was all social and a good guy. And then I told him.

    Livingwithcfs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care what age you are, living with a cat is better

    Judi Sherosky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK what person need to hear this but your Govt. does not love you.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was funny! Lol

    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are really cute ...had a really big one assume a combative position, hold up is Two Front "arms"(?) looking like they were fists ...swaying side to side..like he was going to fight me

    DC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard one saying in a cartoon something along the lines of "I'm not sure about marriage! I really love him and all, but I just don't see myself so committed I'd like to bite off his head!". Which I found somewhat funny, ... the transcription doesn't really deliver, but I don't want to throw away all the letters I just used ... we have too much litter already anyway...

    char
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eat her out, she'll eat you back

    char
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sex so good it'll leave you breathless

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she's going to need a bigger fridge. She's going to have lots of leftovers.

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give her a bug first, she may spare your life if you are quick enough

    TheForrestGreene (he/they/it)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is 11:49 pm. everyone is asleep. i am in my closet, and my laughing sounds like a car trying to start

    Judi Sherosky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    preying and maybe you need to be eaten.

    similarly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually pretty common in the insect world. The insect world is a complete horror show.

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    Anita
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the maid is male of course

    char
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    still would not be able to get her pregnant by sleeping with her husband. I think.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could have an STD that came from the maid. Some consider pregnancy an STD, but this is not one of those the maid could have passed on via a third party. Fear not.

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no.. that poor hypothetical child...

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I joke with my husband that, when he gets old and needs home nursing, since I’ll be old too and I couldn’t lift him when I was young and strong and he weighed a lot less, I will not be hiring some pretty little thing to nurse him. Nope. He’s going to get not only the most qualified, but also the biggest, grumpiest, and ugliest MALE nurse I can find to take care of him.

    badger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if the baby is a dumb as a rock, then it's definitely hers.

    Major Harris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does she believe husband's penis stole an egg from the maid and implanted it into it her when they had sex? good grief!

    justanotherweirdo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that was her way of saying SHE cheated on husband and doesn’t know who the father is

    Sir Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist it's the Maid asking.

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    Other academics, like Sam Houston State University professor Dr. Randy Garner, use the same strategy to teach statistics. He believes in perfectly placed quips during lectures. 

    “Well-planned, appropriate, contextual humor can help students ingrain information,” Dr. Garner explained.

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    General Anaesthesia
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, kid, it's the strong silent ones that cause an exodus.

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SBDs are the worst. Silent, But Deadly! LOL

    Purplescales
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A family friend had to interpret a business meeting and share this same information with an adult.

    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid must've been mortified....

    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all of them, just the ones when you are in the presence of your boss, or you are being intimate with your hot date

    Cookies
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. I just laughed really loud and long at this. Shoot out to the people who treat disabled people normal and teach them about life and stuff.

    Castles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they are all deaf how could they hear it?

    KnightOwl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like it was a class with a mix of deaf and hearing kids. It says this conversation was between the group of deaf kids and the teacher, implying there were other non deaf kids in the class.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5his kid has evil evil parents 😂

    ANTIVICTORIA
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this poor kid. How's he going to regulate farts in the future when he can't hear, or really conceive of the noise himself?

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    Cooking Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing can satisfy Asian moms. NOTHING!

    Sergio Bicerra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Son: "Mom! I made it! I'm a millionaire! Mom: "hmmm... with a B or an M?"

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    D. Pitbull
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asian mom. 100% Definitely. DAYAM.

    Beak Hookage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you're just like my mother - she's never satisfied.

    Immortal Jellyfish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You docta yet? No dad I'm 12. Talk to me when you docta!

    Vero SM
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was my mother if I were Kenzaburo Oe

    Whitey Black
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump was so excited when he was nominated for the "Noble" peace prize. He kept spelling it that way. He went on and on about how worthy he was and thanking the Nobel committee. When he lost, however, he called them a bunch of idiots and losers. LOL!

    Probably Legal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump is the most idiotic human being alive. And that’s saying something, given that we’re humans

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what nearly caused me to give up on my dream of becoming a doctor. But like I've realised how many pathways there are, I don't have to do all the hardest subjects and I don't have to do that one really competitive, difficult, maths-intensive course. So I'm working towards my goal pathway, which honestly, I will enjoy so much more anyways.

    LizzieBoredom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought math should be taught according to career. For example 'Math for Doctor, Nurses, Biologists', 'Math for Accountants, Business', etc.. No one needs to sit through 3 years of Calculus to figure out a bird is a vector to a seed.

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    8Yorkies-and-33cats
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually the roadblock is a math teacher who never managed to connect to students. I was great at math for three years straight, but then I had a horrible man as a math teacher and barely passed after that. I never really bounced back.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was lucky to have the opposite experience, my o level maths teacher put a lot of effort into my learning, not sure I would even have passed if it hadn't been for him. Thank you Mr Moorhouse!

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    Guy Bare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have loved to work in physics. My teachers told me that was impossible because of my poor level in maths. However I really would have loved it.

    Zedrapazia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, it was Psychology. For the bachelor, you need to get through the statistics exams, and well ... my math grades beforehand were the lowest possible, I'd have never made it, even though I could have excelled on literally anything else.

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    Mason Kronol
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In grade school we had those yearly tests and I always aced the English, math and science parts. Why TF didn’t my parents encourage me to go to college? I’m a female btw. I was reading electronic schematics at 16 and fixing pinball machines while also wearing slutty clothes and going to see Metallica and the Scorpians. But it was beauty school for me. Which I can’t do for many physical reasons. Not a good career to fall back on. At least my husband gets free haircuts when my tremors aren’t too bad…

    Sue User
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went back to school when i realised ny body wouldnt last my profession. Wasnt easy being older than some of my teachers but so glad i did.

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    Joanne Mendonza-Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. Exactly this. I took an astronomy class in college and was shocked at how much math it required that was beyond my capability. I love geology too but again....math blocked.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always been my friend. I took math classes in college whe I wanted an easy schedule. (And math classes filled the science requirement. Science can be actual work!) After a certain point, math is a talent.

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    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly speaking math never deterred me as I love math.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Math taught my mind how to dance! Sadly, it did not share that knowledge with the rest of my body.

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    Ellie Vanille
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to study biology, which requires quite a lot of chemistry, which requires too much math for my stupid brain.

    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marine biology.... requires science also math... does that count?

    Terran
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amd that's why I'm not an astrophysicist

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    Ohio University-Zanesville psychology professor Dr. Mark Shatz recognizes that educators aren't entertainers. However, he believes in the effectiveness of humor and its potential upsides in the classroom.

    "Professors' jobs are to educate, not to entertain. But if humor can make the learning process more enjoyable, then I think everybody benefits as a result."

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    Pandemonium
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The benefit of being able to wake up. I'll take it

    Abby Palmer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free trial to death with ads....

    Kristal
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, I have a whole dream reality when I sleep. While I'm dreaming I have memories of past dreams that pop up when I'm doing something related in current dream. Same houses for certain places. I can control them a bit too but usually I don't (unless super scary) cause once I use reality logic to dream reality, I wake up.

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can sometimes go back to a dream I’ve been having for multiple nights. Kind of like picking up a book and continuing the story

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    C.O. Shea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect my psychiatrist wouldn't find this as entertaining as I do.

    Speak easy buttercup
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not real sure I want to look at it like that... 😕😳

    Trophy Husband
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But waking up is the benefit?

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depressive humor! 😂

    Patricia Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black humor. Many funeral personnel fall victim to it. Or they would almost certainly be depressed and fall face first into the embalming fluid. Up vote for funeral directors!

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    Speak easy buttercup
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate those mieces to pieces! (Showing my age! Lol)

    A Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonus points to you if you mentally read this in an old era pirate accent.

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The artist's name is Alexis Gilliland and I know this because I'm married to him

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never known anyone so uniquely qualified to identify someone. I'm sorry I'd never heard of Alexis or the cartoon, my defence is that I live in the U.K.

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    Laila jackson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169393751458209749445923078620890828004625342117067

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's impressive, but do you really expect the rats to remember it all?

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    Natalie Kelsey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that this was so intense in the artist's imagination that they did it immediately on a napkin instead of waiting for a sketchbook

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He draws cartoons on literally anything. His name's Alexis Gilliland

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    Farah the Turtle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO MR WARD (math teacher) WHAT ARE U DOING HERE?

    ANTIVICTORIA
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that someone drew this on the fly on a napkin.

    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like something Stephen Pastis would do! (Pearls before Swine.)

    similarly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you be a little more precise?

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    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the liver and diafragm start screaming.

    KnightOwl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My heart and lungs when I run; either you stop or we do..

    Daria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double exhale has been a game changer for me. Couldn't jog for s**t before I learned this hack.

    Mason Kronol
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please expand on this because I don’t feel like googling and I tried to do a local couch to 5k but not only got bronchitis (non smoker) the trainer didn’t give us tips on proper running and breathing. I’ve had 3 foot/ankle surgeries since (not because of that class) so I know not everyone was born to run 😜 But I like to fast walk for rehabbing my ankle.

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    Linda Gilliam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time I run is when a dog(s) chasing my grandloves or myself !!! OK, I lied. I'd run if a bunch of money came flying out of an armor truck !!! 🤑🤑

    Chilli
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ADHD and depression: why are we running when we could be eating snacks and doomscrolling? Me: Hey, great idea!

    Hms Temp
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you are the anxious type this whole discussion can be reversed and still make sense. Just insert brain for me and vice versa.

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run "Phoebe Bufday style ', its fun and your brain will have other thing to think about. Heart and lung adjust better to play anyway.

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone be more specific about 'me', because I want to know who WANTS to run?

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    Humor’s effectiveness in helping students retain information goes beyond the classroom. Studies have shown that it can also be beneficial in absorbing news pieces. 

    A Pew Research poll revealed that comedy programs like The Daily Show and The Colbert Show revealed higher retention of facts compared to when people tuned into CNN, FOX News, or read newspapers.

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    Ash
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they had to put that warning on because somebody in the previous generation tried it.

    Sue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im 61 and my blow dryer when I was a teenager said don't use while sleeping.

    Bookworm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't quite the equivalency they think it is. Increasingly, it's a bad idea to mess with your car this way, because even if the part isn't directly controlled by the computer, there's probably sensors that might have to be adjusted... cars are much less simple machines than they were 50 years ago, and if you're doing anything more complicated than changing your oil, it's probably better to leave it to professionals.

    Dilly Millandry
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep... gone are the days when you could toddle off and buy a Haynes Manual and faff about with the engine yourself. I'm not doing anything to my car beyond adding windscreen washer or fuel!

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    Fred L.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And who are the teachers for this generation?

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm often amazed how humanity has made it this far.

    char
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay, but like, now you got me thinking about it, and I'm imagining it tastes pretty much like mtn dew, and the thing is that now I really need to find out, so maybe one of you could just go ahead and test it for me so I don't have to? pretty please?

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't even drink mountain dew for you I'm afraid

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    TigerRoar297
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because people will drink it to sue the company

    SadieCat17 (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because if they "warn" consumers about everything possible, when a consumer gets injured by a product, the company can't be held liable because the consumer was technically warned in the 50 page user manual. It's the same reason why they say "caution hot beverage" on cups after the mcdonalds coffee lady lawsuit.

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    Karri Berkowitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm stuck on the valves part. Isn't all that automatic in these alleged valves that my car supposedly has somewhere?

    Jrog
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it means adjusting the clearance of the cylinders' intake and exhaust valves and the valve camshaft. They typically don't need any adjustments in the lifetime of a vehicle, since modern vehicles are built with much better tolerances and metal alloys than in the past. People can play around with valve adjustments when they tune the engine or need to change the timing, but it's something the average Joe doesn't need in his daily drive. In the past, you may have to make an adjustment every few dozen thousand miles, to correct for the consumption of the cams and strikes, or simply because engine assembly was handmade so assembly tolerances were larger.

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    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pope came to Boston, and was picked up in a Tesla. "Do these drive like regular cars," he asked his driver. The driver insisted he try one out, and the Pope thought it did sound fun, so he drove off, but he got pulled over for turning on the windshield wiper when trying to turn. Cop calls it, "you'll never believe who I just pulled over!" "The governor?" asked the dispatcher. "Think higher," said the cop. "The PRESIDENT?" asked the dispatcher. "Think higher" said the cop. "Who's more important than the President." "I'll give you one hint: the Pope is his driver."

    Eastendbird
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure what kind of "English" accent that's supposed to be but...just...No.

    Robert T
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why's the cop speaking Aussie? (With a touch of Essex on the end)

    Rowena Coyle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aussie??? That's not Aussie ya bloody wombat.

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    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    american cop :Yerr dravin owun the wrurng saad of the rode

    Judi Sherosky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go eat a crumpet and get off the road.

    Winter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cop forgot to say "Oi!" first! He should have yelled "Oi! It's the wrong soid etc..."

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    Lego Man
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I knew how they worked before but this explanation has me questioning myself 😂

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you THINK it worked? Did you think that boats floated because they weighed the same as a witch?

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    8Yorkies-and-33cats
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From inside his bathtub. Just before running naked through the streets of Syracuse.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great answer! Now try explaining how planes fly! Inquiring minds...

    Buz Droopy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The air above and below the wing is trying to meet on the other side at the same time. The air on top of the wing has to go further, which means it has to go faster and can't push down on the wing as much as the air under the wing can push up. Hence, lift.

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    Hi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a fan of boats. This is the greatest explanation ever.

    Deborah B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boats can be made out of concrete.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did someone just have a Eureka! moment?

    RamiRudolph
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I learned anything from Rings of Power, it's that boats float because they look up but rocks sink because they look down.

    Terran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bloody immortal elves spend eternity bullshítting about philosophy and that's the best they can come up with. RoP elves really are pathetic, aren't they

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    Robert Trebor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they say that a ship weighs 20,000 tons, what they should say is that the ship DISPLACES 20,000 tons of water. The float trick is not to load stuff on a ship to the point where the water starts to come inside. Ask the King of Sweden who ordered another gun-deck on Vasa.

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    However, there is a proper way of mixing funny elements with imparting knowledge. Educator Sarah Henderson said it must “enhance classroom joy and develop a sense of community.”

    In an article for Edutopia, she advises sticking to humor that is both age-appropriate and content-related and sandwiching it between repetition and instruction.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just smash the thing whole, we can easily live on the juices and pieces we find in the rubble!

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s called war. Besides, all that juicy, crushed mess then has to be cleaned up, but the odor clings for a long time. So, not really a good solution, and should always be strictly the very last resort.

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    Bec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go ahead and judge me but I just have a bottle of the prepared stuff in the fridge

    Some Random Person
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno why, but peeling garlic has always been one of my favourite things to do in the kitchen. Had no idea that it could be not loved by so many people

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s so damn satisfying isn’t it? Especially when the pieces all come off easily rather that having to fight with it and having your fingers smell like garlic for hours

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    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just take the white skin off and throw them into stuff whole. The cooking process makes them soft and you can squeeze it out and into or all over the food. Its really lovely and keeps the flavour

    Joanne Mendonza-Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gently crushing the clove with the flat of a knife cracks the paper and it peels easier.

    The Darkest Timeline
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut it in half through the cloves, roast it, squeeze out the cloves. Less paperwork, more delicious.

    Judi Sherosky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like with bureaucrats, chop off the top and get to the real stuff

    DC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paper! I love that stuff being called garlic paper, because I share your complaint to the fullest!

    Mason Kronol
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Tervis tumbler with a lid. Shake a few cloves in there after u cut the ends off and they peel themselves. This is also great busywork for my husband while I’m cooking. I have a lot of garlic peeling ‘hacks’ I hate that word, but this one is simple and easy for everyone.

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A truck loaded with thousands of copies of a new edition Thesaurus crashed yesterday, losing the entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

    Hippopotamuses
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the greatest disappointments of my life, was to discover that the words thesaurus and stegosaurus are totally unrelated.

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other words, absquatulate. :)

    Camilla Koutsos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a cheap thesaurus. The good ones know what the words mean.

    Gracie Mae
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i laughed way to much at this one...

    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh...haha.... took me a little bit too long to figure that out

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    Rob D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are alligators though.

    Niki A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just have to determine if you're seeing them later or after a while. Either way, I am not interfering with snapping armored reptiles riding murderous ancient battle lizards.

    Sergio Bicerra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, do alligators run an Uber type of service now?

    Cari Owens
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do believe a water horse is a hippopotamus.

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water horse, hahaha, hahaha!

    Patricia Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry. Passing by with rotisserie chickens.

    Patricia Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the crocs have just been fed by Good Samaritans pasi

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tiny jausting crocadilla turtles

    Bookworm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this picture a lot, but now that I really look at it, I think those might be caimans.

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    Conversely, there are certain things to avoid if you plan on injecting comedy into your teaching. Henderson advises steering clear of sarcasm and humor that is forced, inappropriate, and off-topic. 

    But, ultimately, educators are all for using humor as a learning tool. Author and e-learning designer Julie Kuzma is one of them. 

    “Students who are talking, laughing or even cheering are students who are happy and engaged, and that’s something every teacher should encourage,” Kuzma wrote in an article for SmartBrief.

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    Dan Flo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps the same person who looked at a cow and thought the same thing?

    D. Pitbull
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah? Someone wanna explain the Durian to me? I asked my parents... I asked my extended family (aaaaalll grew up in Malaysia)... and I just get a shrug as a response.

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    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can understand that one better than oysters. Who first looked at a raw oyster and thought "I think I'll see what that tastes like."

    Erik Biesemeier
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question is always "what was the second guy to try fugu (poisonous blowfish) thinking?"

    Riikka
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or how people found out how you can make brain mushrooms edible and not poisonous when you have to boil them multiple times before they're edible 😅

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    Carla Phillips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps the same person who looked at a pile of cow dung with some mushrooms growing in it and thought, ima get f'd up tonight.

    Sabrina Longo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Desperation, hunger and a strong sense of smell will do it

    Bookworm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animals have always known this. Look up the relationship between people and honeyguides.

    Liz Butt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To both questions, the cow's milk. People saw the calf drinking from the cow and decided to try it for themselves and found it palatable. Other countries drink yak milk, goat milk, mare's milk, etc. Someone accidentally found the honey was sweet after it dropped onto their skin. Tried it, didn't die from it and voila, honey.

    Max Fox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guys who watched bears and other animals stealing honey from bees.

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    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Private sector until risk of getting caught is too close, then transition into government.

    pfeils wife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! Right to the presidency. (too soon?)

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    panther
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A valid question, private sector would bring in more money but with the right government job nothing you do would be illegal.

    Bill Swallow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Private Sector - 'Organized'. Government - 'Disorganized'.

    Susie Elle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason I read organic chemistry and I thought good god why?

    Judi Sherosky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Avoid Government as it is already over crowded.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note: "Fück! Bees!" is an ejaculation, not an instruction.

    Luke Branwen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment sounds like you watched The Bee Movie way too many times

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    PrettyJoyBird
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My specific noise is me saying "running aaaawaaaayyy eeeeeeeeeeeee"

    Mason Kronol
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is A loud aaaaaa while fast walking away. My husband knows exactly what I’m doing. We don’t know if I’m allergic like deadly but the last time I was stung by a yellow jacket it took 2 months for the welt to heal. After I researched it I found that was a serious reaction and could have got a bad infection and I shouhave gone to the Dr. so yeah, now I quickly exit with the least amount of drama

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    AngelWingsYT
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BEES! can also work or "AGGHHH FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK RUN!"

    ZGutr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally wrong ..... LOOK !!! bees !!! let's go and have a look (but maybe that's only because i'm a beekeeper)

    malleymac84_1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I always thought it was "Aaaaaaagghhghbhhhh!"

    Bookworm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the difference between communication and language. One sound that means one thing, versus a sentence that can be taken apart and use *the same sounds* to mean something else. (Elephants may well be using actual language, but we don't know enough yet to say for sure.)

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    Christof Irran
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That joke was old when Pontius was a pilot.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: every number is divisible by 2.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While this joke made DEVIDE people, I personally think it is a great ADDITION, and I will SUBTRACT myself from those that disagree. They can go forth and MULTIPLY.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could propagate some division amongst the readers here.

    Isabel Galvez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understood a Math joke. I'm very proud of myself.

    Dorothy Reiser
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a good dad joke, I shall deem it a Pater Joke.

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    John Mosley
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As opposed to my donkey where grass goes in and just gas comes out. And the mule, grass goes in and sass comes out!

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grass goes in, pony gets fat. We are working on a diet.

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    Speak easy buttercup
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no no... I FEEL what you are saying!! Like... I just partaked(partook perhaps? 😳) in some grass and now my mind is going fast as I read this!!!

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horses have now been renamed grass machines. There is no stopping it.

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's also a lot of CO2 in grass

    David Martin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like some of "the grass" went into the author and this post came out

    Hoi-Polloi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As opposed to my old roommate... for him, grass (lightly processed with flame) goes in, and bad philosophy comes out.

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... pre-industrial motorcycles...

    blixten1982
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've smoked enough "grass" to know what he's talking about.

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the emus won the Great Emu War of 1932. So, that makes them the good guys.

    Andrew Read
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The victor gets to write the history

    Hoi-Polloi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another thing to contemplate... you are very lucky to have been born in the only country with rational folkways, and were raised in the only true religion!

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can not bring myself to think that the romans were good guys.

    Super Beast
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My country was on the side of the losers in ww1 and still our school history books blame that one dude in the Sultan's entourage who loved Germans: 'it was considered that we lost because the Germans lost.' This has been a running joke forever, and we use this phrase Whenever we fail at sth now. Did you make up with your wife? No, I lost bcs the Germans lost.

    I_imagine_even_worse_w***s
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people here seem to be missing the joke.....

    Michael None
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    1 year ago

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    HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can like some psychology (or whatever it is) genius say what the technical term for this is? I'm sure there is one.

    HTakeover
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe singular technical term is "history is written by the victors". ;)

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    Probably Legal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “History is the version of past events that we have decided to agree on”-Napoleon Bonapart, the “good guy”

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the management gives discouraged workers pizza, my hair gets L'Oréal light blonde

    The Shark
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love those redhead genes! 😁 We don't go gray, we go blonde! Often makes some lovely highlights.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hairs resigned en masse years ago

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I lost all my hair due to chemo, I decided I wasn’t dying it again. I don’t wanna be one of those little old ladies with an inch of white root showing

    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saved my first grey hair. It was in my early 40s. I started getting a grey patch in my right temple with greys scattered around as I got closer to 50. When I got Covid for the 2nd time (no vaccine available the first time, couldn’t get the new booster in time for the last time) my hair started falling out again but so did the grey hair. So my new hairdresser looked at me like I was crazy when I said I wanted to lighten my dark brown hair going on 52. My mom told me I’d be gray by 40 and need glasses by 30. Just got glasses last year.

    James Peek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm bald...so what does that mean??

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, j startet finding pure white hear at the age of 13..

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My classmate caused so many preventable issues for herself that she has more than 3 strands of pure white hair. She’s a teenager and it doesn’t run in her family

    Guy Bare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My management has to be excessively toxic

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    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the bridal veil, but why are there 4 shoes, all high heels?

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    BoredBranzino
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are Stardust, we are golden. We are billion year old carbon

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that is in fact Humans. Crudely put, but, we sorta still function.

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to remind myself of this more.

    A_UserHere
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    other meat coated skeletons r scary tho

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my ghost-elements are so disappointed in me 😂

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Napoleon sold the Louisiana territory to the US partly because he needed the money for his war against the British. Who loaned the US the money that Napoleon got? The British.

    Russell Tilling
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’re rubbish at giving money away to the wrong people!

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    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "a people with such a bad cuisine does not deserve to live" read it with the voice of pepe le pew :D

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you HAD Yorkshire pudding with rare roast beef, drowning in gravy?!! Bad cuisine my a**e

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    Alex Kennedy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Followed closely by France saying “US, help me!” And the US saying “No.”

    Mr_Devious
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nous naviguons à l'aube, mes amis!

    Miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should've said so from the beginning!

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably works the same in reverse.

    Wm Paul Robinson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As they say in Reddit - "Anglos caca!".

    Blitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH THE BRITISH? SHOULDA SPOKEN UP THEN

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    Louise Clarke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a dentist named Dr. Payne

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know of a Dr Alcock and a Dr D**k that work at a fertility clinic (seriously!)

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    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nominative Determinism strikes again.

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still think Reagan's biggest d**k move was choosing the guy he put in charge of protecting endangered species. Eagleburger. The guy's name was Eagleburger. Because Kittenstrangler was already working for PETA?

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've known a surgeon named Dr. Butcher, an ob-gyn named Siemen, an eye surgeon named Blinder and a proctologist named Brown. Not making any of this up.

    TMMITW
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urologist in Austin named Dr. Chopp

    VOTE if you live in the USA
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's son's ice hockey coach is named Mr. Freeze.

    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a realtor in my town named Goodacre

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Alicia Keys plays the piano. Nominative determinism and/or an aptronym.

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alicia Keys is a chosen stage name. Drinkwater here is riding destiny

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    Lily Langtry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But his expression says otherwise. He was probably pressured into the field by his father Phillip Kanteen.

    Rusty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until you find out what John B. Goodenough did ,,,

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    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I had the period talk with my daughter she burst into tears tells me she didn't want to bleed every month. None of us do kiddo,

    KnightOwl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister explained periods to her kids, her 6yr old daughter said "yeah, I'm not doing that, it sounds like a nightmare!" Meanwhile her 5yr old son asked when he'll get his period, when she explained that boys don't get periods he was really angry and insisted that it wasn't fair that he couldn't have one but his sister could. A few days later he had a massive meltdown in the changing rooms at his swimming class and was screaming and sobbing that he wanted to have a period. Kids are crazy.

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    Speak easy buttercup
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if the dad shrucked his role as father and ran away perhaps he is both? 😳

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid everyone woman produces eggs only some animals like chickens or other birds and reptiles lay them, mammals keep the egg inside the body, you are in fact a mammal so now you are not a chicken

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My younger sibling when my mother answered that same question: "When did you eat me??"

    Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband had the talk with our son. But I was on the other side of the door, listening to the progress. I could only make out snippers until "I came out of Mom's Virginia!!?"

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a fair question ...

    Liz Butt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even know till I started them. Never had the talk either. Learned everything through friends and the school yard.

    Michael Goldsberry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about it, in a way we’ve all known our mom since the day she was born.

    Epona
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Care to elaborate? I'm not sure I understand.

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    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it?

    Silver5trike
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's the adjective, it means that the person is helping kids who are blind. But if blind is used as a verb, then it means that the person is making kids go blind. Hope that helps :)

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    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explain this to me, but please be brief

    Speak easy buttercup
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't lie... This sorta makes me FAVOR global warming somewhat! 🤣

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is the wrong way round, surely the hotter it gets, the more you pant?

    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One I read the other day: Panty Liners. Worst cruise company ever.

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sort of research used to be done undercover, but now some a-hole is trying to air all the dirty laundry in public.

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2000 is a lie, thong, thong, thong thong, thong song is my evidence

    The 0roburos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or is It evidence of the empowerment of women to actually be comfortable in their own skin without men dominating them and treating as property or simple broodmares ?

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you kidding me? In 2000, everyone and their mothers were wearing thongs. Usually with those low rise jeans, so you could see the thong. I think they were called "whale tails"? I'm ashamed to admit I did it once. But I was so uncomfortable and embarrassed, I never did it again..

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, I believe I live in the ice age.

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    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better head to confession 'cuz a pun that bad is a sin

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful if you go secant the perpetrator. Things can get awfully triggy.

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    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one knows how many people are creating original thoughts as many of those people are anonymous and not in any positions of influence. In fact I would state that most people in positions of power and influence got there not for their original thinking, but because of greed and ambition.

    James Peek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You appear to have submitted a common or unoriginal thought. As such,it has been automatically removed.

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    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the movie industry certainly hasn't had an original thought in a while they just keep remaking popular movies

    Wendy Hamilton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What worries me is did I learn the truth by reading old textbooks or somebody's interpretation of the truth? I think the latter is correct.

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most old textbooks are just somebody's interpretation.. remember learning about Columbus school? And now we know the schools books all lied.

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    Liz Butt
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The population is not increasing, It is declining. More old people now and not enough young people to replace them as they die out.

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no way on this earth that another person has had some of the same thoughts I have; if there is, I wish them healing, lol

    Kerikat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There may come a day, quite possibly, where nobody actually knows what an individual reallylooks like unless you know them personally....🫣

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    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it feels oh so fine to dry your smaller self off in those things. Try it and see!

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are the person I was thinking about when I wrote about bacteria in these things..

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    Terry Rex
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    crappy hand drier. I don't like them. I'd much rather use paper towels or a regular hand drier.

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blow job... never seemed so literal.

    Aiw Aiwou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you use it as intended - to dry hands - it blows all the water and germs everywhere. They are disgusting

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed... https://www.theguardian.com/news/shortcuts/2016/apr/13/dyson-airblades-or-paper-towels-which-is-more-hygienic

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    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen many types of urinals, but none like this one.

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, BP missed one!

    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Censors having a senior moment, I see...

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    JJ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In German it would be "basketties" (= Körbchen = small baskets).

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not “busenhaltern”? Benny Hill lied to me?

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    Rinso The Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they were once judged on what type of glassware the breast would fill.

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually not always, us girls only start producing milk after having a baby, you are a teenager when you start wearing a bra, meaning this is false

    Neb
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Lithuanian it is a word pretty much derived from "waistcoat"- "liemenė". "Bra" - "liemenėlė" (aka mini waistcoat). Also, how bra is measured in cups? It measured by letter...

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But those letters are referred to as the 'cup size'.

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, if forced to choose, smoking would be the healthier choice, right?

    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the French can't come then there will be a lot less smoking.

    Major Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the only thing I could remember was cheese omelette. 'Omelette du fromage.' I'm practicing all the time. Omlette du fromage. I'm meeting people, "Hey, omlette du fromage." Finally, I got into a restaurant and go, "Omelette du fromage." And the problem if you order in French the waiter thinks you speak French, he goes, "[unintelligible French]?" And you go, "Yes." He brings you a shoe with cheese on it. And you also told him to force it down your throat. "I'll have a shoe with cheese on it; force it down my throat; and I want to massage your grandmother, ok." steve martin

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: Omelette du fromage is not even grammatically correct, it's omelette au fromage.

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    somnomania (she/her, queer)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would love to know what precipitated the second sign

    Russell Tilling
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Algerian war to kick the French colonialists out possibly.

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    Wm Paul Robinson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After moving to France nearly 13 years ago, I even smoke in French.

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    char
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yesterday, it took me three tries to remember my girlfriend's name, kept coming up with similar sounding ones. brain just don't be braining sometimes

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t feel bad. I’ve gotten so used to calling my husband Babe or Honey for the last 23+ years that I sometimes have to take a moment to remember his actual name when some asks me.

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    Sarah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I referred to Brian May (yes, that one) as a space doctor on live national radio, because it was early in the morning and I couldn't remember the word astrophysicist...

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, at the most awkward moments, your brain bunks off for a quick smoke leaving you looking really stoopid

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I feel like a stone satue" - "Stoned" - "Stoner!"

    blixten1982
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a fair thing to say when you're science-ing.

    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my lupus flares up i get like a brain fever and it affects my language skills. The conversations are unbelievable. I lose words, stutter and sometimes think I'm saying the right word for something but what comes out of my mouth isn't even English. Its scary but can be very funny

    bas moelard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll go with sciencer from now on

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about a nice game of chess?

    The Shark
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty accurate actually. Now that I think of it, in public school in the 90s we never went past WWII in history classes 🤔

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Gambit in more ways than one

    Arlene Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "cool! what does the horsie do again?"

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If not careful, both ends on the table can blow each other up.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black has tanks and white has aeroplanes.

    Freddy M. (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But no one used the IBQs (intercontinental ballistic queens) or the IBRs (intercontinental ballistic rooks)

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t mind a couple extra arms. I could hold an umbrella AND load groceries into the car with more than one arm in a torrential summer rain shower. I can talk on my cellphone (I do not use the speaker in public, my phone call is nobody else’s business) AND carry stuff AND open a door at the same time without dropping anything. I could peck on my work computer AND answer a call at the same time without hurting my neck. It would be worth having two extra armpits to clean and shave, and the doubling of my antiperspirant use.

    EvilNob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, and you will have a rope-butt.

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For fun, some have seven eyes.

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like six eyes, some of you clearly don't watch demon slayer (Kokushibo has six eyes and is a spider demon if any non weebs are wondering)

    Natalie Kelsey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiders have even numbers of eyes anywhere from zero to ten, it just depends on what species

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the fact that planet Earth was at the other side of the galaxy back then.

    Steve
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the galaxy was in a different place in the universe

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    Fred L.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love time travel as a concept since I love history. But we'd have to talk about quite a few points before I'd agree to go back that far.

    Serena Myers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pangaea or Pangea (/pænˈdʒiː.ə/)[1] was a supercontinent that existed during the late Paleozoic and early Mesozoic eras.[2]" (For those, like me, who might not know)

    Anonymouse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot to add the incredibly large toothy mouth coming up from below...

    Arlene Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    time is the 4th dimension of space, therefore must be accounted for in the calculations.

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many pretty cool dinosaurs in the ocean though...

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps you'll see cool megalodon.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well... technically, you would already be happy to arrive on earth and on the surface

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that would suck, 'cause I actually forgot about it until you said it.

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    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty ironic that this meme was included, post-7/13/2024...

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone on this site is American.

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    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid will live in infamy for screwing up... you had one job!

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some should be fired then because they definitely didn't do their job (a factual pun, yay me)

    Spec Tater
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all of them, apparently 😶

    The danish woman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One specific bullet recently fired didn't even do that...

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    Superb Owl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me suggest a compromise: the half-ball Earth. It is both curved and flat, so everyone wins.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to combine conspiracies for them. Flat earth? Kind of, but you forgot about the hollow earth lizard people. Which means there needs to be a hollow layer underneath us and a solid layer under that. Which means Sandwich Earth. What's that, you say jet fuel can't melt steel in the towers? But you forgot about the chemtrail chemicals they were carrying, which combine to make something much hotter!

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    alwaysMispelled
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like flat-earthers have to ALL be trolls, because... they just can't be that stupid. I think I just really need there to be a level of dumbness that is incompatible with life.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course we are. :-) The Moon is made of green cheese, too.

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    Chilli
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fool, you believe in the Earth?

    Rob D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joking aside. I feel like this is the case with everything. Literally everything.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is even more fun when I pretend to believe in Christianity.

    Hoi-Polloi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually a cylindrical Earth. Mercator was RIGHT, dammit!

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    Reviewer01
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got confused between using their noses (to smell) or using their noses. I imagined them smushing their noses onto their enemies and feeling for bad vibes. Long day

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf they ARE dumb so...like...the smushing noses on their enemies checks

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    annie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KOALAS CARRY CHLAMADYIA - CONAN GRAY

    Willin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It smell like B***h in here?! Wth is that supposed to mean?!

    The Shark
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why censor if you're not going to censor?

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah a meme using this website, nice

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one had me laugh-wheezing like Muttley!

    Guy Bare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, why did my teachers didn't use memes ? Oh wait, it was the 2000's and memes did not exist yet 😔

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol yes they did, it just wasn't professional to use them in lectures yet

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    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be "whoosh", so don't shoot me. If you teach kids NOTHING about sex and procreation, it's not weird they don't know how they got pregnant.

    RamiRudolph
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a joke about the Virgin Mary and her not being able to explain her immaculate conception.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best mnemonic for the order of the planets: Mary's Virgin Excuse Made Joseph Suspect Upstairs Neighbour.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the neighbor, of course, went by the name of Pluto.

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    Dorothy Reiser
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story: Poor girl came into the ER in labor couldn't believe she was pregnant. "But I'm not even married!"

    Probably Legal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aannnnddddd all the Old Testament prophecies, and the miracles, and the being dead and then not dead explaining why Jesus is the son of God

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah right... three guys come to visit you with gifts when you have your first child. Totally did not cheat on your husband.

    AgingBull
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the origin story was a prequel trying to backfill plot holes with the character

    Eugenia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's quite easy when you know the prophecies to adapt your life and your son's to them, and pretend he is the Messiah. If so, Mary was a really smart b***ss

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not complete without Stephen Fry and a fearher

    DrBronxx
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    1 year ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Or....OR...she lied.

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    char
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    incredibly rude, but damn, I am so stealing that

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unfortunately, that joke might be limited to the IQ in the room ...

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    AgingBull
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will only ever think of this when I hear someone called basic: https://youtu.be/Nh1yVvmh0EE?si=w-AdhOZx4d1P52TF

    Emie N.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🙄 what's the point in mentioning hair color when she's the only white girl. Just call her the white girl.

    Chiba Learns
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the joke wasn't because she was white? Did you even get the joke?🤣🤣🤣

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Gordon Ramsay says fück, that's not what he's talking about

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's how you get a little something in the oven?

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    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The definitive guide for the life, maybe.

    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I have a great idea for five books!” “Meh, just squash it all into one and call it a day”

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a slew of these & I’m fairly sure they’re meant to be book jackets so if you’re on public transportation or just reading in public people who are curious to what you’re reading see the bizarre title/subject matter. Whew!

    Hi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a real book. He's a comedic writer.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or "Feeding circumcised sushi to you dog"

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off topic, but the Ehrman book is really good.

    Niki A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Considers ordering this book bc the confusion/curiosity quotient is high.

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sushi must be from fish with fins and scales. Because traditional Japanese houses are built for summer, sex was done clothed, but despite the “through a hole in the sheet” myth, the Talmud recommends full nudity during sex.

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fùck... We've just been fùcking Rick Rolled.. 😂

    SadieCat17 (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first word I saw was gnat... that tells you everything you need to know about my situational awareness.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, which probably tells you much about my attention span

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    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, let's write a song without h.

    SHINY
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i saw nya... i guess i'm an anime girl?...

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best personality trait is GNOND? No, wait! DESERTY? What?

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    HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Aren't they shades, not colours? 2. Water and fabric too long can cause mould and whatnot, and so washing and drying them regularly keeps towel clean. 3. Does she want her husband's business to go well? And how much does the hospital trust her?

    Space Invader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why shouldn't we trust the nurse? Her husband will sell his coffins sooner or later, and it will only ever be one per person. But if the "customers" live, the nurse will get several opportunities to ply her craft. So they benefit from long-living customers, and the husband just needs to be patient and will still profit in the end

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    STress (I/me)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you've bought a new boomerang, how will you get rid of the old one?

    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How exactly.wouid a calculator help me to examine whether i can trust a nurse whose husband sells coffins ?

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure that the calculator is going to be all that useful...

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Black is technically the absence of or complete absorption of light;, while white is the reflection of most wavelengths of visible light. Color is everything in between as far as light is concerned. 2. Soap reduces the surface tension of water, allowing it to more effectively wash away loose dirt particles. A bath is basically just basting in your own juices... The towel wipes it away. 3. Depends on their relationship. If they both work from home, RUN.

    Just-4-2day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Technically black & white television is color television. As the gradient of Black to White it has all the shades of grey (color) in between to create the image. 2. The towel is actually scrubbing off dead skin cells, that is why it gets dirtier as you get cleaner. 3. Yes, you can trust a nurse whose husband sells coffins. Just as you can trust a coffin seller whose spouse is a nurse. Everyone dies, so the coffin seller will always have a customer base. Riddle: The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

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    char
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    weirdly helpful stats lesson

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A reflection of tomorrows doctors somwhere that we used to know

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she could be not pregnant, he is definitely not pregnant :)

    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Met the pre-established criteria so we fail to reject the null hypothesis

    Isaac Nemo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...why not just call them false positive and false negative like everyone else? What is added by calling them Type 1 and Type 2 errors?

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    Twilight
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it curves, I would be worried

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay. Now draw one showcasing the age yozr body feels like.

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    Tài Trần
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that is the problem with quantum physics. The point of view, just that we dont know what kind of point of view we need to use to study it. (@_@)

    Freddy M. (He/Him)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if the many worlds theory is true then this is literally the case for some things, like how everything but QM is deterministic as far as we can tell. If the many worlds theory is true, then from the perspective of looking at the many worlds it is deterministic, for example a 50/50 chance would create 2 universes where it went the 2 different ways. From inside the universes it appears to be a 50/50 which way it goes, but from the outside perspective we see that both ways happened. It's like making a clone of someone, the outcome is deterministic, with there being 1 original and 1 clone, but from the cloned person's perspective it's a 50/50 if they're the clone or the original

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    Speak easy buttercup
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And THIS is why one of my favorite things to do in the world is kick back and get high and read shít like this!! I feel as tho I'm expanding my mind... Even if I'm only really killing brain cells! 🤣🤣

    John Mosley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst thing about people getting high is all the flag-waving about how they're high.

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    sofacushionfort
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marcel Duchamp made a door like this to show the paradox

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    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went a bit overboard with the pipes didn't we.?

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not an engine. It is a futuristic wind instrument.

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    HTakeover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's from a BMW X5 so clearly doesn't include a blinker.

    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep.... Water. Cooled. Alternator. With. Electric. Clutch. Seriously BMW? You're just building shít to fúcƙ with people.

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know nothing about cars so I had to read the comments to see if I found it funny.

    Donald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile BMW says its a 3 hour job to replace the turbos mounted in the V of the engine and all the accompanying lines for fluids.

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No doubt someone has already named their baby that way

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those people require a pride-obliterating bïtchslap. 😂

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    Rusty
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From BP I know that someone’s going to name their son like this … or their daughter 😆

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually pronounced the "pt" like how you say 'Potomac' lol

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about hieroglyphics? 🦶🦵

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you want with or without the sauce

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dinner's ready!!"

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can always tell your kid they weren't born, they were removed.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about no jokes, unless the mom and dad are on board with joking around.

    Philly Bob Squires
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I parked in the "C" section of the hospital parking lot... So, naturally, I had to climb out of the sunroof.

    Niki A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My doctor yelled out, "He's got dark red eyebrows like his mom!" One of the nurses said, "How do you know mom's a redhead?" Mind you, I am the one being operated on.....I heard him say, "Just go to the other side of the curtain."

    Undercover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats, you just discovered how black humour works...!

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    #62

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    quantum_infinity Report

    ArodTheHorrible
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG... I laughed way too hard at this :D:D:D:D:D

    Neb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit sorry that this play is in English only... or at least not possible in my language. We use different words for math problem and human problem.

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    #63

    Fun-With-Science-Memes-Quantum-Infinity

    quantum_infinity Report

    SadieCat17 (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Electricity life hack: any resistor dual functions as a spark plug if you get it hot enough!

    TMMITW
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are about to release the magic smoke that makes this thing work.

    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, it will only last a few seconds.

    David Paterson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you pulse the power supply can you make it last much longer?

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    Speak easy buttercup
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man maybe I'm not quite high enough to get this one... I'll return to it later!

    Ash
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    diagram of how the earth actually orbits the sun. Meme-maker is using this illustration to make a joke about flat-earthers (or is a flat-earther making fun of people who actually believe in facts)

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    cugel.
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you believe flerfs actually exist, this is an example the "proof" they bring to the table. https://www.reddit.com/r/globeskepticism/

    Anikulapo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: “ha ha fakkin idiots….wait…”

    Arthur Waite
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an extreme close-up. Zoom out to see the Sun spiraling along in the cluster, around the galactic core, and the galaxy wandering in space, to ---where?

    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fundamental flaw in the concept of time travel is that even if you could make a device that goes back in time, the sun, moon and earth would be millions of miles from the point in space that you would materialize in the past.

    M O'Connell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That assumes a society advanced enough to produce a time machine cannot do the math to account for Newtonian motion in the universe.

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    Fun-With-Science-Memes-Quantum-Infinity

    quantum_infinity Report

    David Paterson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0^0 It's OK, you don't have to believe that it's 1.

    Speak easy buttercup
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been told that a time or 2! Bahaha... Just kidding 😕😕

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