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Growing up, my parents always taught me not to play with my food. But what they failed to warn me about was the fact that my food might one day be out to get me. No, I’m not talking about the threat of developing heart disease, type 2 diabetes or high cholesterol from indulging in a bit too much junk food. I’m talking about food that has a threatening aura.
Below, we’ve gathered some of the most disturbing photos that have been shared in the Foods With Threatening Auras U.S. Facebook group, and I’ll warn you right now: this article might make you lose your appetite. From frightening culinary combinations to disgusting dishes that should probably be illegal, we wish you godspeed in scrolling through this horrifying list. Keep reading to also find an interview with Alex Molina, the creator of this terrifying group, and be sure to upvote the pics that make you scared to ever eat again. And no matter how threatened you start to feel, just remember: these foods can’t hurt you. At least for now…
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#1
i_like_boats 2 years ago
I mean, come on, if it tastes good (which it does) what’s wrong with pineapple on pizza??? Or idk, if it tastes good to some people, then just let them eat it. Of course, wouldn’t want to take away the most epic debate the world has ever seen :)
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William zeringue 2 years ago
Fun fact if you say this into the mirror 3 times then Gordon Ramsey reaches out to kill you
pink_panda 2 years ago
If you're lucky he just slaps a piece of bread on each side of your head and screams that you're an idiot sandwich.
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Zia Barrett 2 years ago
On request with advanced notice, my local kebab place will do their least ordered non-customised pizza - tuna salad with banana (tuna, sweetcorn, carrot, mayo, banana). Supposedly only passable when very drunk.
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SuperChicken 2 years ago
Hey, if they can put tuna in a pizza (yes, i've seen that but I do not dare to order), this is pale in comparison.
Mimi Downhouse 2 years ago
Are you sure those aren't capers...? Mayo is normal, peas is a bit weird but would try.
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago
I'd like to try this, just so I could say whether it's good or not.
In my humble opinion, eating is one of the best parts of life. Sharing a delicious meal with friends and family members is a beautiful way to bond, and spending hours in the kitchen pouring love into a dish or dessert can be the perfect way to show someone how much you care about them. Food is a necessity for all of us, but it can be so much more. Having a picnic on a gorgeous, sunny day, splitting a milkshake at the end of a date, and surprising a friend with freshly baked chocolate chip cookies are some of the most wonderful things I can think of. But unfortunately, as with everything else, food can have a dark side too.
Nobody knows that better than the members of Foods With Threatening Auras U.S. This Facebook group, which was created on October 30, 2020, is dedicated to sharing disturbing food. And somehow, plenty of people can handle these unsettling photos, as the group has amassed nearly 3.5k members in only two and a half years. And even though not every single post in the group is an actual product or meal that someone would eat (thankfully), the posts are enough to make your skin crawl and your appetite go flying out the window.
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#2
ThatCapybara 2 years ago (edited)
Am I the ONLY person on this planet who likes broccoli? Where my fellow broccoli lovers at?
RockSteady 2 years ago
Nope, we love it in our house. Most vegetables, in fact.
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Skip Reynolds 2 years ago
I've never been a big vegetables person, but since childhood I've loved two: Spinach, raw or cooked; and Broccoli, raw or cooked. Over 72 years I've added a couple to the list but they're still my top two.
#3
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
'Well maybe I don't WANT to be in your stupid salad okay?! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
To learn more about how Foods With Threatening Auras U.S. came about in the first place, we reached out to the group’s creator, Alex Molina, on Facebook, and he was kind enough to have a chat with us. “I first got the idea from another page that was similar,” Alex told Bored Panda. “However, the other page only allowed posts to be made in a small time window. I decided to make a more inclusive page where people could post freely. It's been a joy seeing my page grow so quickly in the last 2 years.”
We also wanted to ask the expert what exactly he thinks qualifies as a food that can be shared in the group. “I would describe food with a threatening aura as any culinary art that invokes an unsettling feeling in its viewer,” Alex shared. “I come across them quite often and like to share as much as I can with my followers.”
#4
SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
Instead of Pizza Hut, I'm now rooting for something along the lines of Jabbacado Hutt with this on the menu permanently.
Immortal Jackalope 2 years ago
"What's wrong babe? You've hardly touched your jabbacado toast" that's what's wrong!
BoredPandaSucks 2 years ago
so what is the substance making up the "white" parts of Jabba? Hummus?
Narwhal Blast 2 years ago
It looks like roe salad to me... and the combination with avocado I say bleah!
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Mickysixxx 2 years ago (edited)
Hahaha so true, I was showing my partner the writing and having a laugh then noticed the flag in the corner lol took about 2min all up
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Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
Still about another 190 countries they could have added to that packaging to cover all possible markets
Chase The Lucario 2 years ago
I looked at it so you didn't have to. Here's what it has: 1: Spanish Flag (Spain) 2: the word "American" (USA) 3: some text in some language, I think Korean (tell me if I'm wrong it's the text on the white line) 4 and 5: the text on the blue line says "English (England) French (France) toast" 6: another language on the red line idk. 7 & 8: yet another language I can't read on the white label above text, "Made in China" (China) I mean what!?
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
The text on the white line is Japanese katakana characters and translates to English French Toast.
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#6
SuperChicken 2 years ago
This reminded me of an episode of The Golden Girls, where Sophia thought she's losing weight so she was eating pasta for breakfast.😁
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AwfullyWaffley 2 years ago
Plants love pasta water! (DEPENDING ON THE SALT) All the nutrients is amazing for them. (AGIAN, THE SALT LEVEL CAN BE BAD FOR A PLANT.) I do this all the time- of course, when the water is cooled down! :)
Higgleton 2 years ago
This is the most enthusiastically confusing advice I've seen in a while.
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Mistiekim 2 years ago
I know she wasn’t necessarily trying to save money here, but there is a show on TLC called Extreme Cheapskates where something like this is rather tame. There is an episode where a woman cooks a lasagna in her dishwasher.
Raine Soo 2 years ago
Yep, Uncle Roger featured that segment with his hilarious commentary.
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David Green 2 years ago
As a kid camping with my dad and big brother, I suggested using the water from boiling sweet corn for making tea. Bizarrely they both rejected the idea!
When it comes to why the group members are so enamored with these disturbing photos, Alex says, “I think people enjoy the photos so much because it's something different. It might also be the possibility that it provokes the thought process, ‘How did they do that, why did they do that?’”
But even through running this page, Alex says that, thankfully, his appetite hasn’t gone into hiding. “I don't think it has impacted me in any particular way or even turned me away from any foods specifically. I'm a lover of the culinary arts, and I pride myself on my cooking skill. I'm willing to try anything once!”
#7
Peppy 2 years ago
I have to say it’s quite aesthetically pleasing, I mean I wouldn’t eat it, but..
The Other Guest 2 years ago
Right? They took such care in making sure the egg slices were all facing cut-side out, and the hot dog bits fitting in so snugly. So much precision in creating this monstrosity!
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Jeremy James 2 years ago
This is one of the more aesthetically pleasing abominations I've seen.
Verena 2 years ago (edited)
This can actually be very tasty, it totally depends on the combination. Ideal for leftovers of vegetables and meat, to transform it for use on sandwiches. Never have seen anybody serve it or eaten it just like that. I know the version when it is cut in thin slices for (toasted) sandwiches
pebs 2 years ago
Aspics can be really good, especially homemade chicken in jelly.
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Raelene Christie 2 years ago
I remember having to go to my step dad's works Christmas party. It was in South Africa so it was summer and good like these were always on the tables (I'm addicted to aspire jelly because of it) aswell as jelly with fruit and marshmallows in it and cold quiche and nasty curling cheese or ham sandwiches and ice cream cones filled with marshmallow covered in hundreds and thousands. I found some of those recently and OMG they were so good. Yay seventies party food, and people wonder why my generation is so messed up.
NY Rat27 2 years ago
This is really more 50s food than 70s food, although it did have a resurgence in the 70s after nearly dying in the 60s. People went buckwild with meat, gelatin, and other animal products after they didn't have to live on war rations
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#8
Cactuar Jon 2 years ago
the soda itself won't clean your oven, but the scrubbin you gotta do afterwards will certainly help.
RagDollLali 2 years ago
Hard to scrub when you're full of soda can and oven door shrapnel...
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#9
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
According to a Buzzfeed article they are sold at a small meat market and grocer in Mexico: https://www.buzzfeed.com/aliciabarron/these-sanababish-and-madafaker-salsas-are-putting-this
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Daniel Gómez 2 years ago
And naturally from Mexico (which is a compliment, your sense of humor is top notch).
It’s amazing how a photo of food can make us have such a visceral reaction. Many people love watching cooking videos and salivating over photos of beautiful donuts and incredible gourmet burgers. But at the same time, a simple picture of an unappetizing meal can make us immediately disgusted. I have to admit that these foods with threatening auras are extremely creative, so I’ll give the chefs credit for that. Who would have ever considered putting SpaghettiOs into a Jell-O mold or placing hot dogs inside of strawberries? Well, unfortunately, someone did, so now we all have the pleasure of getting to view it.
#10
Lennart 2 years ago
This whole charcoal trend really baffles me... it's mozarella... but BLACK. And bad for you. Sacrilicous
EvilNob 2 years ago
It's actually a great invention. It gives you a bad case of diarrhea and the charcoal immediately cures it. (Yes, internet, it's sarcasm...)
HarperTheCentaur (they/them) 2 years ago
A reminder that if you are reliant on medication, DO NOT EAT OR DRINK THINGS COLORED WITH CHARCOAL. Charcoal will absorb any of the medicine that are not yet in your bloodstream, reducing your medication's effect. That's why it's used to treat poisonings.
Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago (edited)
Say it with me, folks - charcoal is for grilling and aquarium filters.
Ray Carrillo 2 years ago
Could they not have added squid ink? imagine a margherita pizza with this cheese.
#11
Javier loh 2 years ago (edited)
For those who don't understand KFC in my country has many Mac and cheese related items for example Mac and cheese chicken wrap and Mac and cheese zinger
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Suzy Creamcheese 2 years ago
I love pizza and I love mac and cheese, but somehow I don't find a combination of the two appealing. ;-)
Skylar (they/them) 2 years ago
I have had Mac and cheese pizza before, and it's really good if executed properly!
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von Funnyname 2 years ago
We had/have a chain on the east coast US called CiCi's pizza buffet that had this as a mainstay forever. Delicious, and diabolical
will 2 years ago
i've had the macaroni and cheese pizza there before and it's so good honestly
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waddles 2 years ago
I DON'T SWEAR OFTEN AND I APOLOGIZE FOR MY LANGUAGE BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKITY F**K
the fallen soufflé 2 years ago
I would start crying if someone did that to me
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Javier loh 2 years ago
You could put the jalapeños from earlier if you're feeling extra devilish
Passerby 2 years ago
Oh, I thought the sausage was something else at first. I was like, are they allowed to post this?
Doggo 2 years ago
Sameee! I thought it was a lychee and was like 😋 at first
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Sue User 2 years ago
On my phone , thought that was a lychee and said " oh, must try". Then read the comments. Big nope.
Magrata Cesnekova 2 years ago
Same. I was like "what's wrong with this, lychee and strawberry and cream doesn't sound that bad of a combination". But boy oh boy, was I wrong.
Load More Replies...As fun as it is to make fun of these disgusting food photos, I can’t help but think about the fact that some people actually do eat these things. Yes, many of the photos are just jokes, but there is probably someone out there who is adventurous enough to try mac and cheese flavored ice cream or bake a Big Mac casserole. So this list begs the question: why do we all have different tastes when it comes to food? Is it due to nature or nurture? Do I crave peanut butter and jelly sandwiches because I’m American, and does my partner find them repulsive because he’s from Europe? Let’s explore this topic…
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Marcellus II 2 years ago
Yes, very dark chocolate goes much better with chile. Especially the white doesn't fit.
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Full of Giggles 2 years ago (edited)
These are actually quite popular in my dessert shop. Our most popular flavor is filled with tequila flavored cream, dipped in dark chocolate, and then drizzled with prickly pear (cactus fruit) sauce.
Phil Green 2 years ago
Chocolate and chili is a good combination, but best if it's dark, bitter chocolate!
Manuel Delgado 2 years ago
Or not. Some of the best "Moles" (Mexican heavy sauces) are quite sweet.
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put one on a plate full of chocolate-covered bananas and watch chaos commence
Leolynn Cauthron 2 years ago
Chocolate with chili pepper is a serious thing. Jaleel I can’t be that much different.
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tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa 2 years ago
I accidentally zoomed in whilst trying to scroll, and saw it too. That is definitely a happy accident
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the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago (edited)
okay unrelated but i just had a stroke trying to read your name lmao
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Izzy Curer 2 years ago (edited)
I'll never understand how a fruit came to be associated with an age group any more than I understand how certain foods came to be negatively associated with certain races. It's just as derogatory, and I don't understand how this is still acceptable. For whatever reason, Hasbro had the genius idea to make a millenial themed monopoly board, and one of the things on the board had to do with avocado toast. Can you imagine if they made, say, a black people board that had something on it about watermelon or fried chicken? They'd be sued to oblivion. It's insulting, and like they said on Orange is the New Black, 'everybody likes fried chicken'. How is this any different?
MeowZer 2 years ago
I live near Mexico and the restrictions and just pure craziness of who can and can't sell avocado was in my mind, but this. This I had no idea (as a millennial) was a real topic and such a sensitive subject for people my age. Bonkers Town U.S.A. Jeans.
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How in the hell did avocado toast become synonymous with such high financial status to be used as a benchmark of overspending on luxuries? i mean i think the highest i ever saw an avocado was around $2 maybe $3 for a fancy-a*s organic one. i picked some up just last week for only 40¢ And bread is like universally accepted as the most well know poor people food maybe only next to ramen. it makes no Fücking sense!
Higgleton 2 years ago
Because it's $15 at a brunch spot. The focus isn't on people buying ingredients at store and making at home.
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ADHD raptor 2 years ago
im gen z but i dont even care at this point, give me that sweet sweet avacado
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MissChocoholic 2 years ago
HOLY COW IF THAT WAS CHOCOLATE FILLING NO ONE WOULD SEE ME FOR A MONTH
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LizzieBoredom 2 years ago
I'm amazed people in this country live as long as they do.
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Jaq Jack 2 years ago
My sister wold roll the creme into a ball to eat and hide the cookies in the couch. Mom was pissed when we had guests and she went to open the hideaway bed.
I am the Donut Overlord, BOW DOWN TO ME! 2 years ago
Dammit I just commend that thinkin I was smart but ig you saw the same BP article meme
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Passerby 2 years ago
I hate the cream part. It is much too sweet for my taste. I prefer the cookie part.
DuchessDegu 2 years ago
And me, I wish they did they amount of cream of thin Oreos but with regular size biscuit
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One reason why we don’t all have the same preferences when it comes to food is because some people out there are supertasters, and others are subtasters. According to Popular Science, people who have a lot of “papillae”, or bumps on their tongues, are likely to find many flavors overwhelming. These are the supertasters, and they will probably need cream in their coffee and order their food mild instead of spicy.
But when it comes to our individual taste, that has more to do with our buds’ ability to detect different molecules. “Although our brains can recognize the same five tastes—bitter, sweet, salty, sour and umami (savory)—the suite of chemicals that can trigger those signals varies from one person to the next,” Emily Elert writes for Popular Science.
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OhnoI’vebeencensored 2 years ago
Do you think that God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created?
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Sheila Stamey 2 years ago
Ahh the traditional spaghettio in aspic Christmas wreath with Vienna sausage garnish! No Christmas table set without it! /S
Lord of the laserprinter. 2 years ago
Just like mom used to make for Christmas. All the good stuff and we used to have pigs in blankets, or as others call it: "Relatives sleeping in the living room"
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Steve 2 years ago
This is because in Mandarin, the word for meat is also the word for flesh: Ròu
Passerby 2 years ago
I think it is meant to be "fresh". L/R confusion is a thing in Japanese. It is Japanese in this picture, by the way.
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possessedcat101 2 years ago
The fact that there's a kid drawn... it's as if they don't mean fish flesh.
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Verena 2 years ago (edited)
Pasta is basically dough, and consists of the same ingredients as some types of bread. It doesn't look attractive, the mixture as such is the same as nutella with bread. And I've see the nutella-fanatics do crazier stuff. Don't get the hype around this, though. Most pasta has a neutral taste, as long as one does slow on the salt when boiling, it should taste fine
pink_panda 2 years ago
Giving mole vibes, almost. Maybe add some chipotle?
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Jeremy James 2 years ago
Chocolate/cocoa is a lot more versatile in savory dishes than it gets credit for. See: mole de pollo. But you're on your own with sickly-sweet Nutella spaghetti.
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
I think these kind of stuff is what gets you instant servings of bad karma
Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
And I hope there's plenty of TP available when said bad karma comes to call, lol.
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#19
Izzy Curer 2 years ago
Because having a tapeworm means you always have a friend.
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Maltaros 2 years ago
I think this looks quite clever. From what I can see the ingredients are all proper sushi ingredients. They are just presenting them in a different way.
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Edward Monks 2 years ago
i feel like they added the straw for the lols, this is quiet a common way to pack sauces in some places
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)
It's a german brand in quite a common package - and yes, there isn't a straw included
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In my country, coconut milk, which is used for cooking and not for drinking, is in a box much like this one. It has led to some hilarious situations where clueless tourists drink it with a straw like one would do with a box of juice, mistaking it for coconut water.
Nicola Roberts 2 years ago
You have to commend the reduce/reuse/recycle - repurpose attitude when they found they had over ordered 1 million juice cartons. 🤣
Collin Lyle 2 years ago
Do you want to drink you calories and cholesterol or just apply them straight to your belly?
And the reason why we might love olives while our best friend hates them could come down to our DNA makeup. “A DNA sequence is like a recipe that tells your body how to make proteins, which are one of the most important building blocks in your body,” research scientist Nicholas Archer explains in an article he wrote breaking down our individual food preferences. “Each person has their own DNA sequence, or recipe, that is different to everyone else. DNA helps determine how you taste and smell and the messages sent to your brain about what’s nice and what’s not. So each of us taste the flavor of food differently.”
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Cal the dragon (she/her) 2 years ago
Sorry to tell you the banana was cut into pieces
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o_o 2 years ago
Im not a police officer but I am well versed in laws. In short NO. In long OH HELL NAW
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David 2 years ago
I feel like there are two chefs back in the kitchen who have a running bet with each other about who can serve the weirdest c**p before a customer complains instead of thinking it is 'fancy'. Then no matter who wins, they split the bet at the local pub after work and laugh about you with their friends.
Maltaros 2 years ago
This is just a presentation. I am guessing the sauce on the plate is a balsamic vinegar reduction, not chocolate sauce. Somebody is trying hard to be trendy.
Auntriarch 2 years ago
The cone is a fail though, should have been a waffle cone flavoured with something savoury, parmesan or herbs
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Liam Patrick Dexter Da kitty 2 years ago
help me. my eyes have been cursed. if that banana water is unsee juice, GIVE ME THE ENTIRE THING!
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Karl Baxter 2 years ago
You can get this from our local pizza takeaway - “Skinheads on a Raft”
Phoenix(or nix)they/them 2 years ago
*Great Britain has entered the chat* (I am not British, ok?)
Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago
Thanks for confirming I'm not the only one who looks at this and thinks, looks good
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Jo FrH 2 years ago
No we would never sully our beans on toast into this hellscape
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But there are plenty of factors that play into how we perceive foods, including where we live and what kinds of meals we grew up eating. The first time I saw people eating bright pink, cold beetroot soup, I thought I would be disgusted by the flavor. This was not a food I had come across until I was in my twenties, but it was a pleasant surprise to try it and realize that it’s actually delicious. The same can be said about spicy foods or meals that are culturally specific. If you never tried spicy peppers or hot sauce while growing up, you’re likely to have a low tolerance for heat as an adult. And if you live in a warm, humid climate, you might be more inclined to eat cold meals than someone living in Northern Europe. Perspective is a huge factor when it comes to how disturbing we find these food photos as well.
#25
Enjoy your charMOOSEry
Luis Hernandez Dauajare 2 years ago
Aside from the weird presentations, this actually looks quite nice...
Procrastinating.... 2 years ago
The only thing that makes this cool is the onion rings on the antler! But I wouldn't want to actually eat from if...its not like it fits in the dishwasher!
SuperChicken 2 years ago
Is this from, We Want Plates? I know, restaurant chefs/owners/managers/whatnot want to be unique/artistic/creative, but one question though - what the freaking həll is wrong with proper serving dishes?
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Full of Giggles 2 years ago
It’s breakfast and lunch in one container. Pop-tarts for breakfast, salad for lunch.
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David Green 2 years ago
But, I eat healthily. I have salad every day. Why am I not losing weight?
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BoredDisneyPrincess 2 years ago
OMG I can taste this! No, wait... It's because I just puked a little in my mouth.
ILoveMySon 2 years ago
I was thinking the same except late night snack after a lot of alcohol consumption.
Load More Replies... BoredPandaSucks 2 years ago
i remember some really bad tv show from the 80s where one episode they made a joke several times about milk on cheetos looked like liquid ear wax.
Alright, pandas! Ready to go eat lunch? Yeah, me either. We hope the photos on this list haven’t turned you off of all foods forever, but if you’re feeling especially threatened, be sure to make something safe and simple to eat today. I’m sure your fridge and pantry are full of plenty of options that don’t belong on this terrifying list. Keep upvoting the pics that you can’t believe exist, and let us know in the comments what the most frightening food you’ve ever seen was. Then, if your stomach can handle even more threatening foods, you can find another Bored Panda article on the same topic right here!
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Jeremy James 2 years ago
My Mom lost a bet with my partner over who would win the Super Bowl this year and had to eat a peanut butter and pickle sandwich as a result. We told her she really didn't have to go through with it, but she said, "A bet's a bet." She gave it a 0/10.
indiecognition 2 years ago
I actually like them, if the pb and picks are good. On toasted bread with a bit of butter and maybe some chili crisp.
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Richard Headly 2 years ago
Yeah sounds gross but my parents ate peanut butter & pickle sandwiches during the Depression and I still eat em once in awhile. Tastes alot better than it sounds.
DC 2 years ago
... savoury cakes actually can be pretty good. I've made a few myself, most often in an attempt to use leftovers, and usually, it came out well enough, sometimes even great. But this sounds like random edibles of whatever kind thrown into each other with no warning or decency involved at all.
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Skylar (they/them) 2 years ago
No, these are a thing. There's also gummy bacon and hotdogs. I kinda want to try the mac and cheese ones but I'm afraid it might make me sick
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VonBlade 2 years ago
Someone ring the @LakotaWolf alarm bell. They tried it so we don't have to.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I forewent going to bed (hell, it's 5:22am anyway, why bother at all?) and took another pic of me with the box for the top commenter who hoped this was Photoshop. XD I'm tickled pink you remembered me and my weirdness! <3 kraftgummi...b0861d.jpg 
Lamest Won 2 years ago
These are real. You can find them at "5 and below" . A children's store.
@wanderlustt 2 years ago
If they don't taste like Mac and cheese then I am down. If they taste like Mac and cheese... I'll pass
Lorrie Rothstein 2 years ago
I saw this on cinema snob Brad tries. He Saud it tastes Iike citrus
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Christos Arvanitis 2 years ago
Orange Creamsicles are delicious... that's essentially what this is.
Auntriarch 2 years ago
The only aspect of this that threatens is the amount of sugar it must certainly contain
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the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
this somehow managed to be hinged and unhinged at the same time
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Betta Fish 2 years ago
NO THERE WILL BE SOME STUCK IN THE BOTTOM NOOOOOOOOO that is my mind for y'all
Upstaged75 2 years ago
It's a good thing there's no one here to see the faces I'm making as I scroll through these.
lubbaDubDub 2 years ago
Long distance hikers do this sometimes. Ive done it when pushing big miles and there's no time to stop and eat. Fill pockets with poptarts too and walk 18 hours without stopping.
MissChocoholic 2 years ago
My brother has a friend who does track and he puts (crab????) bisque from Wawa in a water bottle and chugs it.
Load More Replies... Skylar (they/them) 2 years ago
I've done this before. It's good, but I murdered the bottle to get the rest out
Unpopular opinions 2 years ago
Why? It’s just mashed potatoes in a different container.
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
Last time I saw this picture I successfully tracked down the website that sells these, and caesar salad flavour wasn't even the half of it.
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
It will taste like grass juice with tangerine and tomato juice, sprinkled with chicken meat floss
Blue_Mouse 2 years ago
I would get this and put it on the tree to stop my sibilings eating them all
Liam Patrick Dexter Da kitty 2 years ago
why did god teach satan how to cook? and why candy? why satan, WHYYYY?
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago (edited)
ARGGGGGH *pulls out cross dramatically* *sticks it onto fiendish non-pizza* *faints dramatically*
RagDollLali 2 years ago
I have a friend that has done this before on several occasions (also with peanut m&Ms), she swears it's delicious. I'm the opposite of a picky eater but the first bite I tried was definitely the last bite I tried.
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Immortal Jackalope 2 years ago
*flips table over* ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS... Where is this available for purchase?
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RagDollLali 2 years ago
Are they trying to save aisle space by Frankensteining them all together???
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Daniel Atkins 2 years ago
DR Oetker Sound like a cartoon supervillian who is funding his activities by selling food. The child heroes have figured it out because of these strange food combinations, because no one that is good makes these types of food combos.
Saint Thomas 2 years ago
As industrial junk food goes, those are pretty yummy, though. The buns are not like burger buns, more like light pizza crust.
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Jeremy James 2 years ago
The world will end not with a bang but with a jiggle.
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David Green 2 years ago
Yup. I've had that. Six months on antibiotics followed by a high pressure douche and I'm now fine.
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Jeremy James 2 years ago
The American in me is saying that these should be battered, deep fried, and served with ice cream.
Nikki138 2 years ago
Ha or Big E Eastern States Expo. I've always wanted to visit the Texas State Fair
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Mia Black 2 years ago
I liked cakes made with carrots or zucchini but they where shredded and will mixed with the other ingredients which is a big difference. Also, broccoli has a slightly bitter taste with a hint of sulfur. I would not want this in my cake
A. Starhawk Hunt 2 years ago
Someone brought a veggie tray to work one day. They also brought mini brownies. I rarely eat sweets but I tried one. Had to grab a broccoli to get the taste of the brownie out of my mouth. It’s a true story which cracked up my coworkers.
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Judi Sherosky 2 years ago
Our local fruitcake lady had one too many if you know what I mean. Three fruits to the wind.
Patrick Whittington 2 years ago
Like if they maybe diced tiny onions peppers and mixed it in the dough before baking they could actually pull this off as a festive idea.
LizzieBoredom 2 years ago (edited)
You seem to have the dietary disgression of a 12 year old Alaskian Husky who lost his tastebuds in a sledding accident.
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Lamest Won 2 years ago
If you've never had chocolate chip cookies on pizza I would actually recommend trying it. Sounds crazy but 1 cookie per slice will be quite nice !! We were poor as a kid I would take the microwave personal pizzas and nuke it with cookies on top . Very tasty. I recommend it
Liam Patrick Dexter Da kitty 2 years ago
i am currently in the proccess of brain shutting down and dying.
René Sauer 2 years ago
If they aren´t supposed to be put together, why package and sell them together?
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Ruby 2 years ago
It honestly looks super pretty and appetizing so imma just pretend it's whipped cream
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Nadine Khazaka 2 years ago
The lemon is desperately trying to get away. Run, little lemon, run!
ThreeAngryLlamas 2 years ago
That's not mayonnaise, they just put the open jar next to it too gross people out. Like the joke of rinsing out a jar of mayo, filling it with vanilla pudding, and eating it on the subway.
Diane DesAutels 2 years ago
I think your hopes are false for this image, but the pudding joke I like.
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Selina Ali 2 years ago
An amalgamation of horror https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potted_meat_food_product#:~:text=A%20potted%20meat%20food%20product,noncommercial%20method%20of%20preserving%20meat.
Load More Replies... Phoenix(or nix)they/them 2 years ago
Cat food and a heart attack put together! How wonderful /s
Der Kommissar 2 years ago
Popular in places that dig SPAM, like the Philippines, Hawaii or any Pacific island.
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Liam Patrick Dexter Da kitty 2 years ago
no, NO, nnoNONonNOONnonNOOnonOoNONONOonnonNONonononnoNONOoononONONononnoNONOonononNONOONnoononNOONONONonnoONNOONononNONOOn
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MeggoTheSteggo 2 years ago
Desperately wishing I could remember the food from Yuri!! On Ice to make a fun little reference
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You Should Do Nothing with the Fence 2 years ago
On and unrelated note, looks like a real pain to get to the table.
Liam Patrick Dexter Da kitty 2 years ago
ALL AN EXORCIST. OWNONWOnownowNONWonwonOWNonwonOWNonwoNWNNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW
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Liam Patrick Dexter Da kitty 2 years ago
i have prayed and obeyed and believed god and jesus, but they still punish my eyes.. oh wait, I PURPOSELY WENT HERE TO BE DISGUSTED.
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Zoe Vokes 2 years ago
I’ve seen this posted before - this person is charging like $20 to sell these.
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Brian Droste 2 years ago
If you want Oreo cookies and salsa, why don't you just buy Oreo and your own salsa.
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Lennart 2 years ago
This look delicious AF, maybe a photography thing/trick like the microwaved potato for steam.
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Betta Fish 2 years ago
I want that I don't care what the haters say I require it so gigve it to me now
Jeremy James 2 years ago (edited)
Steaming hot waste of food on a styrofoam plate, on top of a paper plate. We're all doomed.
Liam Patrick Dexter Da kitty 2 years ago
it MIGHT be good if you put some seasonings and sauces on it.... BUT NO! this is EEEEEEEEvil
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Who cooks that much pasta at a time, and apparently does it in an extra large mailer tube??
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
I spy with my little eye… a correct caption that goes with the cake!
Auntriarch 2 years ago (edited)
Betta Fish wants the crucifix back by the way
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Tweaked 2 years ago
Oh no.... this is awful... I hate it.... how revolting. *books table at restaurant and orders 5*
Jeremy James 2 years ago (edited)
Oh my God. That's terrible. Please give me the address so I can avoid it. And do they do delivery?
LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
*immediately books a table and orders* can I get some ranch dip please?
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Betta Fish 2 years ago
WADDLES IM SCARED I DON'T WANT YOU TO END UP IN A BOTTLE WILL YOU BE OKAY!?
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Tweaked 2 years ago
I'm offended, but am I offended more by Ketchup on sushi... or just Ketchup and salmon as a combination?
Oktogal 2 years ago
Try asking my mother and brother about putting ketchup on salmon, they love it. (I hate ketchup)
Load More Replies... Phoenix(or nix)they/them 2 years ago
This person would be buried alive by the Japanese for this severe offence
SuperChicken 2 years ago
Don't forget, also to be disgraced throughout generations to come.
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SuperChicken 2 years ago
This is making me hungry. I could always save the other half for my next meal.
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Tweaked 2 years ago (edited)
I've had this, it's not as awful as it looks... but I'm not sure what was going through their mind when they came up with it.
Mickysixxx 2 years ago
I imagine they were thinking "Beans, beans the musical fruit.........the more you eat, the more you toot!"
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Lem Johnson 2 years ago
As a Brit, I would like to sincerely apologise to the entire country of Italy for this crime.
CatOverlordsWelcome 2 years ago
Could do with more cheese I think but yeah they're not too shabby
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Auntriarch 2 years ago
Apparently there are some ants that taste like lemongrass
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Cerridwn d'Wyse 2 years ago
As I said earlier,i know somebody who does this.you've heard of putting ketchip on everything well she puts mustard on everything.
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mysterious 2 years ago
Venison is delicous, but turkey tortillas are ... an intersting addition.
Auntriarch 2 years ago
Maybe if the turkey was fried or baked to be that shape
Load More Replies... LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago (edited)
It's not necessarily a bad idea.... I'm just not convinced that those "turkey slices" are meat.
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Henrik Schmidt 2 years ago
Chocolate and chili go very well together, so this isn't that weird. Now, if they could only get some proper chocolate instead of disgusting American Hershey's puke-tasting ersatz chocolate.
Gary 2 years ago
Well yes it is nice in chilli but the trick is to use cocoa powder not the old hersy squirt, or indeed any other prepared chocolate
Load More Replies... Suzy Creamcheese 2 years ago
Cue the "Hershey's tastes like puke" crowd in 3 ... 2 ... 1... And that's some sorry-looking chili even without the chocolate.
Auntriarch 2 years ago
Cue the downvotes - I think Cadbury is pretty ghastly
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kath morgan 2 years ago (edited)
Chocolate and chilli is a thing, my dad does it sometimes. That said, this isn’t chocolate.
RandomHumanBean 2 years ago
Chocolate is actually used in chili. idk why but it makes it better. but that is the s****y american hersheys chocolate and probably more than you need
SnapStingray687 2 years ago
I’m American, I don’t like it. Most chocolate is better.
Load More Replies... Maltaros 2 years ago
Hershey's is chocolate and is perfectly fine for some purposes. No reason to be pretentious about it. This is not one of them. Though there is a Mexican restaurant near us that does this with their mole sauce. Absolutely disgusting.
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TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)
You will laugh - but banana, bacon and cheese actually taste quite good together
Anni 2 years ago
I agree. I had a banana and bacon pizza once. Had cheese too of course. It was so yum!
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Upstaged75 2 years ago
Thankfully we know at this point (because this imagine comes up ALL the time) that this is not a real product.
TOM HOLLAND 2 years ago
Serves 3 men. What? Women/non binary people can't have this, no no no.
Liam Patrick Dexter Da kitty 2 years ago
trust me, beef and macorani and cheese are DELI OUS together. but i've never eaten round beefy macoroni and cheese.
Scp_049 2 years ago
(For those who might not understand, that's Foodball Joe from Odd Balls, who makes food squished into the shape of a ball.
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Javier loh 2 years ago
Yeah it's just chicken nuggets, pancakes and 2 types of syrup
Load More Replies... Bored Trash Panda 2 years ago
One, those waffles are not cooked enough, and two, I totally thought that was dish soap.....
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Jeremy James 2 years ago
Oddly, some of the best fried chicken you can find in the American South is at mom-and-pop gas stations.
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Javier loh 2 years ago
"Instead of the smoke flavour going into your lungs, now you can have it in your stomach too!"
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
I kept reading "Tabasco" several times and kept thinking that seems ok.
David Paterson 2 years ago
I keep wondering about this. Tobacco eaten this way won't give you lung cancer. But Doritos are SO addictive.
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Javier loh 2 years ago
It's actually good for 1000 as no one's going to take a bite out of this monstrosity
Rose the Cook 2 years ago
Wait until everyone is good and drunk before offering this, whatever it is.
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Maltaros 2 years ago
Yes. This is definitely refried beans. Somebody has posted the picture and purposely mislabeled it to make people gag.
Load More Replies... LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
These are gratefully refried beans. But one day for kicks, I'm going to make mashed potatoes with chocolate milk to see what happens.
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Maltaros 2 years ago
Nothing wrong with this if you cleaned the sink well first. They are probably making a big batch of pasta salad or mac and cheese.
Awesome At Being Autistic 2 years ago
It doesn't look like anything in that kitchen has been properly cleaned.
Load More Replies... Gwen LeMay 2 years ago
Twy are probably cooling the macaroni to make mac salad but hokey doodle the pig sty counter and backsplash mega BARF
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Blue_Mouse 2 years ago
Some people be smacking that nic so much they might as well survive off it
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Liam Patrick Dexter Da kitty 2 years ago (edited)
there are non-whatever this ises in the background. that's how we know.
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