Growing up, my parents always taught me not to play with my food. But what they failed to warn me about was the fact that my food might one day be out to get me. No, I’m not talking about the threat of developing heart disease, type 2 diabetes or high cholesterol from indulging in a bit too much junk food. I’m talking about food that has a threatening aura.
Below, we’ve gathered some of the most disturbing photos that have been shared in the Foods With Threatening Auras U.S. Facebook group, and I’ll warn you right now: this article might make you lose your appetite. From frightening culinary combinations to disgusting dishes that should probably be illegal, we wish you godspeed in scrolling through this horrifying list. Keep reading to also find an interview with Alex Molina, the creator of this terrifying group, and be sure to upvote the pics that make you scared to ever eat again. And no matter how threatened you start to feel, just remember: these foods can’t hurt you. At least for now…
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Am I the ONLY person on this planet who likes broccoli? Where my fellow broccoli lovers at?
'Well maybe I don't WANT to be in your stupid salad okay?! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
the soda itself won't clean your oven, but the scrubbin you gotta do afterwards will certainly help.
i feel like they added the straw for the lols, this is quiet a common way to pack sauces in some places
ARGGGGGH *pulls out cross dramatically* *sticks it onto fiendish non-pizza* *faints dramatically*
The American in me is saying that these should be battered, deep fried, and served with ice cream.
Desperately wishing I could remember the food from Yuri!! On Ice to make a fun little reference
On and unrelated note, looks like a real pain to get to the table.
I want that I don't care what the haters say I require it so gigve it to me now
Chocolate and chili go very well together, so this isn't that weird. Now, if they could only get some proper chocolate instead of disgusting American Hershey's puke-tasting ersatz chocolate.
"Instead of the smoke flavour going into your lungs, now you can have it in your stomach too!"
