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Don’t you ever wish that people would look at you like they do at their food before partaking in the necessity that is sustenance? Well, even if you do end up pulling that off somehow, beware, as there is food that goes above and beyond to make itself stand out and become what the internet calls a unit.

Scroll down to see if you can win people's attention against these foods of epic, extra or enchanting proportions.

#1

This Carrot. Banana For Scale

This Carrot. Banana For Scale

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Aubrey Kempen
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Upvote for the banana for scale 🍌🍌🍌

Jodi
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first in a new line of vegan sex toys 😂

Robert T
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of when two you ladies came to my checkout with a single large carrot. I must've at it rather quizzically, as one of them chimed "It's not for that!". I was speechless! LOL

Knitting Panda
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Down vote the pearl, the cucumber and the giant oyster for not using a banana.

unfilteredCigarette73
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In culinary school I remember grabbing carrots that big and russet potatoes the size of small nerf footballs

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    #2

    Recipe: Use Two Cloves Of Garlic. Me: Got It

    Recipe: Use Two Cloves Of Garlic. Me: Got It

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless you live on an inhabited island or continent, then you might struggle to find friends downwind

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    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elephant garlic! I've had some too, though not that big. img_1_1709...2b8d94.jpg img_1_1709450327809-65e42462b8d94.jpg

    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately elephant garlic doesn't taste the same. i find it to be milder.

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s because elephant garlic is actually a leek. See: https://www.groeat.com/post/elephant-garlic#:~:text=Elephant%20garlic%20packs%20a%20milder,a%20gentle%2C%20almost%20nutty%20way. IMG_3262-6...b-jpeg.jpg IMG_3262-65e4f5c69443b-jpeg.jpg

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    Zedrapazia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see how big the whole garlic was

    Deta Rossiter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    think this is elephant garlic. The garlic flavour is not strong with this one

    Natalie Kelsey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm growing elephant garlic this year, so excited

    Mabelbabel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Garlic that size should probably count towards one of your 5-a-day.

    Kris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need banana for scale! Those could be teeny tiny hands

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    #3

    Found A Pearl In My Oyster Last Night

    Found A Pearl In My Oyster Last Night

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad has a little box for little pearls he's gotten from eating oysters. He has a few, not usually as large as this one.

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that really happens sometimes !

    Tiffany Munday
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most oysters that we eat today are sustainably “farmed” (least in Canada ). Considering , a pearl grows from a single grain of sand that irritates the oyster they are not as uncommon as you may think. Generally however, they’re so small they are eaten without even knowing.

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    BatPhace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens quite a bit. I have a couple I've even found in jarred oysters 😁

    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago

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    Fake. Edible oysters do not produce pearls, they're a different species.

    jade s
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disproved. It's just very rare. Odds of finding a pearl in an edible oyster are around 1:10,000.

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    Sure, you can joke about things like huge foods becoming sentient and going to the gym 8 days a week and taking steroids and all that jazz to explain how they got as big as they did. However, the explanation is much more boring, but still important to know.

    Long story short, it boils down to two things: the right conditions and genetics.

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    #4

    The Ratio Of Strawberries In This Red Berry Cereal

    The Ratio Of Strawberries In This Red Berry Cereal

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And someone else on BP will post about how Kelloggs sucks because look at how few strawberries i got in mine.

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    Savage Susan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the other packages on the assembly line got no strawberries

    JL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oops, All Berries"

    SonicAlchemy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be more stoked for that ratio if it were marshmallows in Lucky Charms. A bowl full of dehydrated strawberries and milk doesn't quite have the same level of awesome.

    Beans
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dehydrated strawberries totally taste like candy.

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    Lucy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good, its looking like an $8 box now

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice. I bought the Walmart brand of this and it literally had 10 pieces of strawberry 😞

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are lighter than the flakes. It happens during shipping.

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    #5

    My Avocado This Morning Was A Treat

    My Avocado This Morning Was A Treat

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This avocado is the best kind of under-achiever!

    Russell Styles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save the seed! It might be a new strain of avocado.

    JustPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plant it, farm it, or clone it! For the love of all things holy, don't miss this opportunity..!!

    Kris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was brown because I didnt eat it the minute i got back from the store

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make avocado toast with it and you'll make bank!

    ynyrhydref56
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw! And on the tree he was probably feeling really inadequate because his seed isn't as big as the others'.

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    #6

    I Grew A 19.5-Inch Cucumber (Goat For Scale)

    I Grew A 19.5-Inch Cucumber (Goat For Scale)

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    Kat Pekin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Goat for scale" is now my fave scale.

    Fluffy mommy panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies and gentlemen we now have a new scale. The goat!

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even thought it isn't a banana I give upvote for uniqueness of goat scale.

    Zilla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always upvote when there is a goat!

    Giraffy Window
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't trust my produce with my livestock lol

    mikejaz2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what she said, Part deux.

    random username
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for the goat. I feel manipulated though.

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    The second one is easier to explain, we’ll start with that. Genetic selection is, essentially, growing a harvest and seeing which of the harvested fruit came out the best. Then you take their seeds, as they have the most preferred genes, and use those for your next planting. Rinse and repeat multiple generations until the dominant population of fruit is whatever desirable property that you want it to be (e.g. bigger, of a certain color, etc.).

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    #7

    These Blackberries Are Huge

    These Blackberries Are Huge

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I care how they taste, not how they look.

    BarkingSpider
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably taste terrible. Store bought blackberries are usually pretty big and totally flavorless.

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    somed ay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the same hand as the giant garlic

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The taste is rather lame unfortunately. IF they are similar to ones I tried. A friend owned land a berry farmer was using to test different strains. A few rows were really huge beautiful blackberries similar to the ones pictured. Also not pictured - the vines had way less thorns on them them wild blackberries. But I ate a couple and the taste was really lacking compared to the local wild berries. Not a "bad" flavor. A better description might be "watered down". The berries just didn't pack much punch in terms of overall flavor. Too bad though. They LOOK awesome. Maybe good for topping a cake but the more traditional ones would be better for baking / making jam.

    Leigh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think oregon blackberries have the most flavor as do oregon strawberries. Fun fact the marionberry is from oregon.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but do they have any flavor?

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    #8

    Husband Saw This And Queried It With The Cashier. She Said: "It's The Price On The Sticker, If You Don't Buy It I Will!"

    Husband Saw This And Queried It With The Cashier. She Said: "It's The Price On The Sticker, If You Don't Buy It I Will!"

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another example of actual jackpot. Though I wish it were a super-marbled ribeye. Then I'd actually be crying right now.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always a greedy bugger like you that wants more. That's why we can't have nice things.

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    Always Malfunctioning
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoah! I would have distracted him and took that from him

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had something similar with a tray of chicken. Other trays were 10-12 dollars (was couple pounds). Mine was $4. No one stopped me from buying it.

    H M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Costco. Lucky people that have such a thing in their area. Only 1 in NZ and I am miles from it.

    Russell Senior Jr.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someon put the decimal point wrong.. DOH!

    Aspiring Canuck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This appears to be in Canada, where $2.95 is currently equivalent to USD $2.17.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Can-a-daaaa đŸŽ¶ This is what you get for being nice.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the deal you always look for when shopping!

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    #9

    Thought You Might Like To See This Giant 5 Lbs Lemon From My Sister-In-Law's Lemon Tree. She Gets A Few Of These Every Year. Regular-Sized Lemon For Scale

    Thought You Might Like To See This Giant 5 Lbs Lemon From My Sister-In-Law's Lemon Tree. She Gets A Few Of These Every Year. Regular-Sized Lemon For Scale

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    Diane Tucker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she live near a nuclear plant, by any chance?

    Irishwoman abroad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, what with goats and lemons, things are starting to get totally unruly!

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    MrsFettesVette
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they produce the same tasting juice?

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is because the large one is a sub-variant of citron. That is not a lemon. 1) Citrons have grooves and bumps that lemons do not. The concaved in step is not a feature of lemons, but of citrons. The "Temani" variant of Citron (found mostly in Yemen and Israel) can get as large as a basketball, while most citrons are the size naval oranges (but oval not round) download-6...848df6.jpg download-66-8-1320x880-65e54f2848df6.jpg

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. You could just about carve that out for Halloween.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a Ponderosa Lemon, peel is about 4 inches thick.

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    As for the right conditions, there’s much more to cover, so bear with me.

    A key part in making fruit healthy is the soil. If your soil is rich in minerals and other grounded necessities, you can bet those will be absorbed into the fruit or vegetable that you’re growing and will hence benefit more from it compared to the sucker that gets less of it. That’s essentially why fertilizers were invented.

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    #10

    I Ordered A $3 Twelve-Pack Of Ramen In Order To Get Free Shipping. They Only Charged For One, But I Received 144

    I Ordered A $3 Twelve-Pack Of Ramen In Order To Get Free Shipping. They Only Charged For One, But I Received 144

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    AlienatedCheeseStick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s enough to last at least one college student a month

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember the Vitamin C! Don't end up with scurvy!

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    Rick Seiden
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in 1996 I was out of work and all we could afford was Ramen. My wife and I ate Ramen twice a day, every day, for months. We call it "The Summer of Ramen." To this day, I still can't eat Ramen. Looking at this much Ramen is kind of triggering.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check the use by date, in case you need to donate some to a foodbank so it doesn't go to waste.

    Justin Tyme
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They accidentally processed the order as one "gross" (12 dozen).

    Aubrie Allen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's creamy chicken, the best flavor! I can never find these in stores anymore!

    Jennifer Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    creamy chx is my current favorite. then roasted chx. the roasted 1 is the harder to find 1 where I live

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    Salty_Sasquatch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add an egg, just swirl it in the hot broth right after you take it off the burner. Or add leftover veg (not that I think college students have veg).

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ramen gods have smiled upon thee.

    Wendell T Sasaki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't food but I once ordered a USB mini fan and got 6 for the same price.

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    #11

    This Absolute Unit Of A Strawberry

    This Absolute Unit Of A Strawberry

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    bookbuddy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to live in Charleston, SC, and in spring we would get strawberries so dark they were burgundy colored--all the way through! Not those grocery store strawberries that are completely white on the inside and look and taste like spray-painted styrofoam. $7.99 a pound, but they would sell out every day.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normal sized hand, or Donald Trump's? On second thought it couldn't be his. He's never that close to fruits or green vegetables.

    P R
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's avoid using that name whenever possible. If I have to refer to him, I'll say 45. If I can't avoid writing the name, I write tRump

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    Vicki Perizzolo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow! Make sure that berry plant survives & spreads!

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    #12

    Potato In The Size Of My Forearm

    Potato In The Size Of My Forearm

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    Marie Clear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would have to be a jacket from the Big & Tall store.

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a potato worthy of being the baked potato along with one of those plate sized steaks some restaurants sell.

    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    French fries. I see no other option.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know where McCain have been getting their french fry potatoes from! Last ones we had had some really long fries in there!

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jacketed, jacked jacket, Jack !

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the french fries made of these.

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so much butter & love... so much heartburn

    EJN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And McDonalds didn't lay claim to those!?!

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    Next up, a growable will definitely need water. But not a lot of water, rather balanced amounts of water. Too little of it and it might hinder its growth and wilt it, and too much of it and your fruit or veggies might rot and develop disease. The soil has to be consistently moist, but not waterlogged, and there are ways to help manage droughts and bogging.

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    #13

    My Takeout Rice Container Was 100% Filled

    My Takeout Rice Container Was 100% Filled

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    MrsFettesVette
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's chicken Tikka or butter chicken in that container next to it, looks like a good time (basmati is my favorite rice)

    Mustafa Kiziroğlu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say hi to the person who filled it next time.

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to downvote SonicAlchemy. It's just an opinion. ❀

    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing that could be better is it was fried rice.

    SonicAlchemy
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    1 year ago

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    Extra-extra long grain. Not sure if I'd trust rice that looks that bloated and stuffed into a container like that but good for you?

    Beans
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's basmati. It's meant to be that long. Obv you're someone not familiar with Indian restaurants. It's not bloated. Edit: And if you look at the original Reddit thread it confirms it's from an Indian restaurant.

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    Griffy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly have never seen rice that long. I'm used to the short grain rice I get at the grocery store. Interesting.

    Epona
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe check the Asian food aisle of your grocery store to see if there are other kinds of rice like basmati.

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    Queeqec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a styrofoam container? Haven't seen one in ages, like 20-30 years. Didn't even think about, that they are still used anywhere in the world.

    lanie hooper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I own a restaurant and every time I’m at the big supply store I see people buying cases of them. I stand in line like a chump with my compostable containers that cost 5x as much. I can’t believe styrofoam is still legal

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    #14

    I Requested 8 Bananas In My Weekly Grocery Pickup Order
. They Gave Me 8 Bunches, And Managed To Only Charge Me $0.68 - The Price Of One Single Banana

    I Requested 8 Bananas In My Weekly Grocery Pickup Order
. They Gave Me 8 Bunches, And Managed To Only Charge Me $0.68 - The Price Of One Single Banana

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banana bread, banana pancakes, banana muffins, bananas in yogurt...

    BarkingSpider
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ordered what I thought was one bunch and instead got one banana. I never know how to order them online, and I think sometimes the people filling the order get confused too.

    Amanda Rose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of baking in your future!

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya know! I was thinking, what would you do with the banana lottery winnings?

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a proper 'nana took that order!

    Gypsy Lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new kid at the grocery store is about to get an ear newly chewed off.

    Nancy Stevens
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6 ft 7ft 8ft bunch! Come Mr tally man, tally me banana

    Nancy Stevens
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6 ft 7ft 8ft bunch! Come Mister tally man tally me banana

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    #15

    Extra Long Wiggly Churro

    Extra Long Wiggly Churro

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    EP
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love the sandbox of Cinnamon Sugar đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    Danielle H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought it was a snake at first before I saw the whole thing 😄

    SonicAlchemy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and please, with a cream cheese frosting dipping cup.

    Brenard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so mad that Costco got rid of there churros.

    James Peek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First their great polish dogs, now this...sigh.

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    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not your average churro from Costco

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's alive! And trying to escape!

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    It goes without saying that plants require care. Sure, the forest kinda sorta does things on its own, but if you want to leave it up to chance and let Mother Nature reclaim the land as its own, then go for it.

    With that said, pruning and thinning is a must. Cutting off branches and other floral extremities allows the plant to direct more nutrients to the places that actually matter: the fruits. But always consult your plant guides to know if and how much you need to do this.

    #16

    My "Medium" Ice Cream Cone. The Large One Has One More Scoop On It

    My "Medium" Ice Cream Cone. The Large One Has One More Scoop On It

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another true jackpot! Run that baby home and put it in the freezer. Enjoy over the next few days!

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, I'll definitely not eat it all at once...

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    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you eat it without it toppling onto the floor - asking for a friend.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP our local "Big Scoop" ice cream parlor that used to really live up to its name. If you got a large it was hard to eat it all. They also used to have an "Extravaganza" (or something - forgot name) on the menu that was a huge bowl with like 27 scoops of ice cream, whipped cream, cookies, other toppings. It was meant to be shared unless you were maybe trying for some kind of record. seldom ordered but I have seen them brought to a table before. Oh yeah - it was also all GOOD ice cream. Hard pack quality stuff. I kind of miss that place.

    James Peek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had one near by called Farrell's. They did this too. Had a giant pipe organ, old timey theme. Great ice-cream. Miss it :(

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    Brenard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give the customer the messed up cones for free😊

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would feed a family of four

    Salty.Hag
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how they are in the ice cream places around my town. Small is large!!

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    #17

    5 Peanuts In A Single Shell

    5 Peanuts In A Single Shell

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody carpooling these days...

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen many 3's and a couple 4's but never a 5!

    Candid Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish there was a banana, or goat here for scale.

    Marie Clear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we're moving permanently to goats for scale, Candid. (Fingers crossed!)

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    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, thanks for that earworm (context for you young 'uns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1NHxlZ55Cg )

    #18

    I Asked For Extra Roast Beef On My Sandwich. I Was Fully Expecting About 1/3 As Much Beef. And The Upcharge Was Only $0.50

    I Asked For Extra Roast Beef On My Sandwich. I Was Fully Expecting About 1/3 As Much Beef. And The Upcharge Was Only $0.50

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    Jeff White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NY Deli? Roast Beef on rye with mayo from a NY deli is the greatest thing in the world.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roast beef with horseradish and cheddar.

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    Mark Fuller
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I don't think I'd enjoy biting into that much meat. There is such a thing as too much...

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid brought a pastrami on whole grain bread with mayo to school. The Creative Writing class teacher called me and asked if I am referring him to the UN War Crimes Tribunal.

    Giraffy Window
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. The flavour and texture balance is wrecked.

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you manage to bite on that ?

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But can you fit it into your mouth to take a bite?

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    Then there’s things like feeding your veggies and fruits. Sure, the soil, the tin can and the sun provide pretty much all that a plant needs, but the right amounts and appropriate fertilizers help boost the harvest. And if not in quantity, then in quality. That’s part of the reason why you can end up with a unit of a fruit, so buff you can accurately pinpoint how many leg days it never skipped.

    #19

    Absolute Unit Of A Sour Patch Kids

    Absolute Unit Of A Sour Patch Kids

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    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the candy version of three kids in a trenchcoat?

    Nannychachi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like a circus act. One gummy standing on top of another gummy and power lifting a gummy with each arm.

    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a sour patch man, right there

    Jahl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a sour patch steroids kid

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    #20

    Found A Tiny Tangelo In My Big Tangelo

    Found A Tiny Tangelo In My Big Tangelo

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    Sarah K
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tangelini 🍊

    Gold Medal? đŸ„‡ đŸ€žđŸ€ž
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for the little baby! 🍊🧡🍊🧡🍊🧡🍊🧡

    Paulsible deniability
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were in Alabama, they would arrest you.

    Veronica Vatter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I firmly believe that the tiny ones inside taste better

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now with 33% more citrus!" lol

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    #21

    This Long Kiwi

    This Long Kiwi

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    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome, and please meet our newest guests, Ki and Wi. 👏

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    Ru Bee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fascination...look it up 😊

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    69 for Kiwis.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if that was two kiwis that grew together.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TFW the kiwi IS the banana for scale. /J

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    Now, all of this is important, but there’s one more factor to consider, and we talked about it in the beginning: genetics.

    Fruit size is determined by the genes—that’s a huge part why genetic selection is a thing in the first place. And so, if you happen to get yourself some seeds for fruits or veggies that are genetically big, you’re welcome. However, some varieties don’t pride themselves in size, but have other qualities folks might enjoy, like sweetness or ingestive convenience. I’m looking at you, cherry tomatoes.

    #22

    This Giant Blueberry I Found Today

    This Giant Blueberry I Found Today

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    Jeff White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The very small wild blueberries are MUCH more tasty and nutritious.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the bilberry is much tastier!

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    Tyranamar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They taste like water when they get this big.

    Candid Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've noticed in the past 2 yrs blueberries have gotten larger. Can't wait for them to be the size of plums!

    AlienatedCheeseStick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk I personally think the small ones are better- they taste tarter!

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These giant fruits unsettle me. I cannot explain why 😬

    Gémeaux jumeaux
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do... not... eat... thaaaaaaaaggggghhhhh

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    #23

    Peeled This Super Fat Banana To Find Two Bananas Inside

    Peeled This Super Fat Banana To Find Two Bananas Inside

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    Ashbug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *trying not to think dirty thoughts*

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second banana is so you can tell how large the first banana is.

    Kat Pekin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can play One Banana, Two Banana all by yourself.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing there’s a banana in the background for scale.

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    #24

    My Ice Cream Bar Came With A One And A Third Of The Ice Cream Bar

    My Ice Cream Bar Came With A One And A Third Of The Ice Cream Bar

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    Aubrey Kempen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person in another article who only got 2/3 of a bar 💀💀💀

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope someone else got 1 +2/3 of one

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clear win, at least for this customer.

    Brandy Gray
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering how expensive that brand of ice cream bar is.. you should always get that much.

    Now, does any of this have an impact on whether the fruit is rendered inedible because of its size? It depends.

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    Overgrown zucchini, for instance, can be eaten no matter the size, really. While it does change consistency with size, making it impossible for certain recipes, it is still edible and anything can be turned into a casserole.

    #25

    I Went To The Taco Bell Drive-Through With A Friend. When Asked If We Wanted Sauce, I Said: "As Much As You're Allowed To Give Me". I May Have Made A Mistake

    I Went To The Taco Bell Drive-Through With A Friend. When Asked If We Wanted Sauce, I Said: "As Much As You're Allowed To Give Me". I May Have Made A Mistake

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    Marilyn Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can use it on so many things at home

    HanSolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, that’s what I‘ll be saying the next time I go to Chick-fil-A

    AnonymousApple
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes employees will do this literally just to spite the company (and be cool to the customer).

    Janos Schumacher
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always ask for an "irresponsible" amount of fire sauce. They never fail to supply me with the appropriate amount. Sometimes, they'll hand me a full takeout bag and ask if I want more. Now I want TB.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The downside is that they won't let you leave the parking lot until you finish all of them. They met your challenge. You are now obligated to hold up your end, no matter what it does to your end.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ask for a double handful of Arby sauce you get two packets..if they’re feeling generous. My guess is the secret ingredient is gold.

    Nicky Shrimps
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love the mild sauce, but don't make a run for the border too often. Glad some sauces are sold in grocery stores.

    wyngerd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most sauces at fast food joints here in netherland are 80 Cents a pice.

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    #26

    I Asked My Husband To Get Me Some Ginger. This Is Some Ginger

    I Asked My Husband To Get Me Some Ginger. This Is Some Ginger

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    whiterabbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. I stick the whole thing in the freezer then grate some off as needed.

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a tuber, guys! Not a You, but a root type! crack off any segment, stick in a houseplant pot- you've got grown-right here FRESH ginger all year!

    Guy Smiley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't refrigerate ginger! The mold that grows on refrigerated ginger can be dangerous and toxic. Scary.

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not wrong though.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd peel it and break it into chunks for the freezer. My husband & I love Pho and I always grate some in. I also make a lot of stirfry dishes.

    Marilyn Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I chop it into 1" pieces and keep it in a jar of sherry.

    Sea Squirrel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would put it in soil. It'll grow bigger and become a bamboo-,like plant. If you need ginger, just harvest the piece you need.

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    #27

    My Kinder Surprise Had A Double Shell

    My Kinder Surprise Had A Double Shell

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    Melissa Robinson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the c**p we are allowed to do in America we are not allowed to have kinder eggs.......

    Sara Frazer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans: cannot be trusted with a chocolate treat that contains a very obvious plastic toy inside, as they will choke on it. But, they can buy guns from a supermarket!! đŸ€  (I live in america...weep)

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    Paul Pienkowski
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the type of idiot that got these banned in the USA. I'd chuck the entire egg back and choke.

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you crazy ? That's a forbidden d***s for american !!

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen kinder eggs in the stores in NJ....sure it's all of America?

    Pursuing Peonies
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even more confusing why America can't have them, there's a brand of candy that uses the same toy compartment thing paired with a hollow chocolate egg, they're just not nested (they side side by side in the box) so like....clearly is absolutely possible, kinder just....doesn't want to use that workaround?

    Elizabeth Bock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do have a version of the Kinder in the states, but I believe it is different from the one overseas.

    Jenn Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We buy kinder eggs here in SC USA. Aldi always has them

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    Pumpkins, on the other hand, are amazing to grow large for size competitions at state fairs. Not so much for culinary adventures. You see, they become very watery and tasteless with their size. Besides that, they also retain a lot of the fertilizer used to overgrow them—again, for bragging rights. Pumpkins are loved by farm animals no matter the size, though, so there’s that.

    #28

    I Think I Won The Watermelon Lottery

    I Think I Won The Watermelon Lottery

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    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a spoon and dig in!!

    Joy Duggins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Color doesn’t look too great though
. 😕

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorgeous and almost no unripe fruit near the rind!

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you bought seedless watermelons. Than it would be disappointing.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "seedless" watermelons always have seeds, but they are thin and don't germinate. Normally they are black but the seedless watermelon seeds are white like in the picture

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    Salty_Sasquatch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It won't taste that great, the best watermelons have seeds in them, the original black seeds the unadulterated melons have.

    Hadley King
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the seedless watermelon is very seedless and did I mention, it's seedless.

    Florian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to eat my melon with the seeds.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't eat either half. I see young Elvis in one, and fat Elvis in the other. It's now a shrine that belongs in Graceland, not your belly.

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness! Those ... "seeds"... always make one think about....(shhh) reproduction. Ew!

    Jodi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jealous I love watermelon but hate the seeds

    Ashbug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually think seeded watermelons taste better

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    #29

    This Monster Garlic I Found At The Farmers' Market. Named Him Rocky Bulb-Oa, Not Sure What To Do With Him

    This Monster Garlic I Found At The Farmers' Market. Named Him Rocky Bulb-Oa, Not Sure What To Do With Him

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    Nadine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roast him and eat him. Elephant garlic.

    DumYum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And play the rocky theme at the same time.

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Break the bulblets apart and plant them. Just like ginger, it will grow new plants!

    Francois
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elephant garlic is not as strong as regular garlic.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks. After seeing a couple of these in this series, I was wondering about that.

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let me google that for you...

    Gary
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its called Elephant Garlic fyi.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rocky would eat it raw. I dare you.

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    take at least 2-3 of the cloves and plant them... have your own garlic monster every year... for years

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    #30

    This Ridiculously Long Fry My Husband Got From Arby’s

    This Ridiculously Long Fry My Husband Got From Arby’s

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    Melissa Robinson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My granddaughter cried when they discontinued the potato cakes. She's 7 and boycotting

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They closed the Arby's in my town. There's not another one within 40 minutes of me. So sad. :(

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    Dina Lubman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you didn't give up such a chance for a Lady and the Tramp moment!

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they generously gave you an entire packet of Arby sauce for that.

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it was attached to a banana!!

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, no fair using a baby banana! Now we'll never know how long that darn curly fry is.

    So, what are some of your large fruit stories? Have any glorious giants and anomalies of the production cycle that you’d be proud to share? Do so in the comment section below!

    Also, be sure to not stop here and continue on scrolling winners of the food lottery.

    #31

    This Naan Bread I Had In The UK

    This Naan Bread I Had In The UK

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    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bready to enjoy a sumptuous, naan-stop eating adventure 


    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way that's pictured, it looks like the naan is sitting in a chair, about to tuck in!

    Lynzmc
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Akbars in Manchester, love their hanging naan!

    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sure that’s naan and not your nan?

    jett_mcm1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naan means bread. Saying "Naan bread" is the same as saying "bread bread"

    BarkingSpider
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get what you're saying, but in places where it is not the common type of bread, people will say naan bread to specify the type, because not everyone knows what naan is.

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    Jane No Dough
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is a bonus I would love to get!

    Rob Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please invite me next time you go there!

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love naan. That would make a great meal all by itself.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People really misrepresent themselves on Tinder. When the profile read "I have plenty of dough", they knew you'd take it the wrong way.

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    #32

    I Asked For Extra Pickles. The Guy At The Subway Said: "Here, I Hate This Job. You Should Have Asked For A Steak Sandwich With Extra Steak"

    I Asked For Extra Pickles. The Guy At The Subway Said: "Here, I Hate This Job. You Should Have Asked For A Steak Sandwich With Extra Steak"

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    Joy Duggins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha the 🍃 in the background 😂

    Idgafwyt AllDat'N'ABagOfChips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing they have a little somethin in their hand, to help them consume all those pickles. I don't recommend eating them all in one sitting tho.

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have had a friend order the steak sandwich just to see how much he hated the job

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are pretty big pickles too

    Spittnimage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to order extra meat on my sandwich at Subway once and the employee said he'd have to charge me for 2 sandwiches. Said forget it.

    PandaJon
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    He shouldn't have a job. Irresponsible fool

    Idgafwyt AllDat'N'ABagOfChips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a little extra pickles, that the customer did ask for. They probably throw away so much wasted food at the end of night, way more than what was in the bag. I don't think they should not have a job because of it, that's a little extreme imo.

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    #33

    This Chicken Tender I Had In My Lunch Today. I Asked For It Specifically And The Lady Said "Honey, You Look Like The Right Person For That Chicken Tender"

    This Chicken Tender I Had In My Lunch Today. I Asked For It Specifically And The Lady Said "Honey, You Look Like The Right Person For That Chicken Tender"

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes when I'm shopping at Winco (local grocery store) I get chicken tenders and coleslaw from the deli. I always ask for the larger chicken tenders because they are usually more moist / better meat to breading ratio. (not 'cheating' because they sell them by the pound so you get fewer big pieces)

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love me tender

    Your Majesty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    South America, made out of chicken.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be worried it wasn't cooked all the way through!

    #34

    I Asked For A Lot Of Ketchup At The Farmer Boys, And They Gave Me The Entire Bottle

    I Asked For A Lot Of Ketchup At The Farmer Boys, And They Gave Me The Entire Bottle

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    Kate
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... They have their own ketchup? I'm gonna have to swing through mine tomorrow...

    Just-A-Black-Cat-Lover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give us an update it they will give you an entire bottle!!

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    #35

    Nearly All The Fruit On My Habanero Grew A Second Pepper Inside Them

    Nearly All The Fruit On My Habanero Grew A Second Pepper Inside Them

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    Kiwis Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I feel they're trying to tell me something?

    Giraffy Window
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those little ingrown peppers are always so much sweeter!

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow! that plant needs to be kept happy

    #36

    My Friend Ordered Chicken On Her Pizza In Israel. Reasonable Execution

    My Friend Ordered Chicken On Her Pizza In Israel. Reasonable Execution

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    Nannychachi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's disturbing.

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pizza doesn't have any cheese on it

    MEB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that judaism prohibits eating milk products and meat together. This is in Israël.

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    Herringbone
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Paris I ordered a pizza with steak haché, expecting ground beef to be sprinkled all over it, but, no, it came with a whole soggy hamburger in the middle.

    Zoe Duddle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an amazing pizza in Paris with two beef burgers and a fried egg on it. So random but surprisingly delicious. I’ve thought about it many times since.

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    Drinking my Covfefe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The slices look so dry and lacking toppings. Very little sauce. I wonder if it still tastes very good though.

    Dreaming Spirit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be! There is a restaurant near me that sells similar looking dish. As Google tell me, the translation for its name is "flatbread", Flammkuchen in German. They do it in pizza oven but with different dough, rolled very flat and with less toppings. My favourite is with cream sauce, bacon and onions. Crunchy and delicious.

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    #37

    I Got 2 Double-Yolk Eggs In One Go

    I Got 2 Double-Yolk Eggs In One Go

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    Catherine Graves
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely! Last year I bought a 30 egg flat and there were 60 yolks. Everything else is disappointment.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that they actually sell packs of double-yolkers. Sounds like you got one that should have been packaged as such.

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    Kat Pekin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look like lil butts 😍

    Kelly Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always buy jumbo eggs at the supermarket because they have the double yolks. I had two twelve-paks once and all but one were double yolks.

    Gary
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double yolkers freak me out for some reason

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the sweet twin chicks.

    Teresa Spanics
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember my Aunt Anne, my Mom's older sister, telling me of the time she helped two chicks hatch out of one egg. Those two chicks were slightly smaller than the others, but quickly caught up in size.

    Leigh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have chickens growing up and one of my egg customers said she found a triple yolk!

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have probably got that before. I eat Jumbo size eggs and over the last few years probably got over 200 eggs with double yolks in them.

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    #38

    My Animal Crackers Came In An Animal Sheet

    My Animal Crackers Came In An Animal Sheet

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    Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it’s a test for you to separate out the animals without breaking any part of them like that honeycomb game in squid games!

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Safety tip: do not eat if seal is broken...

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same is true for walrusses and otters.

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am surprised at the amount of space between shapes. Usually commercial patterns are designed to get maximum use from the dough. Though it might be a system that takes the scrap dough and rolls it out again.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that much space between individual cookies is just insane. When I would make cookies there was very little space. I took it as a challenge

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    bookbuddy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to much blank space! Do they make new ones from ground up wastage?

    Linda Riebel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if only there were an animal that looked like the spaces between, you would have an MC Esher cooker.

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    #39

    We Ordered 12 Tacos At Jack In The Box At 2 AM, And The Drive-Through Person Must Have Accidentally Put In 12 Twice Because We Were Asked Again How Many We Got At The Window

    We Ordered 12 Tacos At Jack In The Box At 2 AM, And The Drive-Through Person Must Have Accidentally Put In 12 Twice Because We Were Asked Again How Many We Got At The Window

    When we said twelve he just shrugged and told us to take all of them (24). We deliciously complied.

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    SonicAlchemy
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack in the Box tacos are sold as two per "order", so if you order them with the intent of getting a total of 12 individual tacos you'd have to say "6 orders of tacos". If you just loosely say "12 tacos" they usually think you mean 12 orders and that's going to get you 24. So either OP ordered "12" not knowing they were two per order and thought they got hooked up (especially when they're only $1.49 in the first place) or they're just telling stories for internet points. Can't call it.

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tacos gonna be old and cold if you ordered them at 2:00am and your clock reads 12:12, unless you went back in time to eat them.

    Astro
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the clock’s broken đŸ€·â€â™€ïž

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    AnonymousApple
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone involved in this story was high.

    Leigh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom refers to them as cat food tacos.

    Array Index Out of Bounds
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These "tacos" are a sad attempt at Americanized Mexican fare.

    Candid Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typically when you show up at any fast food drive thru at 2am, they're going to give you whatever they have left that they haven't sold.

    WonderWoman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sheen your dashboard is going to have.....yikes, and the stink will never leave

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dash board a bit greasy, int’t ??

    Mimi M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this qualifies. Though the food looks less than inspiring.

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    #40

    This Regular Pepperoni Pizza My Brother Ordered

    This Regular Pepperoni Pizza My Brother Ordered

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    SonicAlchemy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of grease that has saturated the box is atrocious đŸ€ą No, thanks.

    Chelsea McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one of you animals put the pepperoni to the side? This looks delicious and perfect.

    OpheliaPoe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that person decided to have a serving of only pepperoni?

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    Tyranamar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, gross. More is not always better.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could always save some of those savory slices for later.

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    OpheliaPoe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like someone had absolutely had it with their job and just grabbed a pepperoni in fistfuls "YOU WANT PEPPERONI? Screw this place, YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE PEPPERONI!" Or the pizza maker has a SERIOUS crush on your brother. Either or, maybe both.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's definitely a Pepperoni lovers pizza!?!

    Pittsburgh rare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna be downvoted into oblivion, but I don't care. Pepperoni is a greasy, sad, unremarkable pizza topping and anyone who has had proper cured or smoked chorizo (not the one you have to cook) knows what l'm talking about

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I not going to down vote you but I am going to disagree with you. Because you don't like pepperoni doesn't mean you have to put pepperoni down.

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    Suck it Trebek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have heartburn for 2 years.

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally the answer to where all the pepperoni goes that ISN'T on your Little Caesars pizza /S

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    #41

    I Asked For Extra Everything From Chipotle And Was Given A Burrito As Big As My Forearm

    I Asked For Extra Everything From Chipotle And Was Given A Burrito As Big As My Forearm

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna be blasting off tonight from all that rocket fuel.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's chipotle! If it were taco bell, they probably would be.

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    Irishwoman abroad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now it's arms for scale!! Where will this madness end??

    Amanda Cox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This used to be the Chipotle norm

    MC C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a place in Chicago that advertises that it has burritos as big as your head

    OpheliaPoe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a later afternoon (minor) surgery so I couldn't eat all day. They told me I could have "a light meal" afterward. My partner got me in the car and I demanded we go to Chipotle. He reminded me about the light meal comment. I told him, "I'm fine, I'm just HUNGRY. I need a burrito!" I ate the whole thing, very quickly.

    Salty.Hag
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pancheros sells big ones too.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure how else you expected them to accommodate "extra everything"..

    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might I suggest some Gas X before taking that on?

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    #42

    Extra Mozzarella. This Was Supposed To Be An 8-Piece

    Extra Mozzarella. This Was Supposed To Be An 8-Piece

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    Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it does have 8 pieces

    KDav
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that I'm not up for cheese dip for my friend string cheese, but if you want a real treat, eat mozzarella sticks with salsa. It's a game changer.

    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks about right for a graduate of the Common Core math system

    Gémeaux jumeaux
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can understand the downvote, but seriously, I try to help my own kids with it, and sometimes they're just too confused to count

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    #43

    There’s A Full Block Of Cheese In My Bag Of Shredded Cheddar Blend

    There’s A Full Block Of Cheese In My Bag Of Shredded Cheddar Blend

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    Kanzi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Courtesy of a tired employee.

    SonicAlchemy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like courtesy of a tired machine 😆 Humans don't shred packaged shredded cheese by hand. I'm not trying to be facetious if you're making a joke.

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    Sawdust
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grated Cheese, Do-It-Yourself Kit

    Mimi M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weight is the same, unconvinced.

    Pauly Donahue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's vegan cheese. That block is worth about tree fiddy

    #44

    I Ate Schnitzel For The First Time

    I Ate Schnitzel For The First Time

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    Sue Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an ordinary sized Schnitzel at FiglmĂŒller in Vienna. Definitely one of the most delicious ones one can get ;-)

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pounded until it's about 3mm thick. Maximum surface area for maximum seasoning.

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    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only reason this person was surprised by the size of this is because it WAS THE FIRST TIME. Everyone who is familiar with these knows the size of these things.

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Traditionally, Schnitzel are supposed to be flattened out to 12 inches, using veal or pork. This is bigger than most plates. It is simply a piece of meat flattened to the right thickness.

    Nannychachi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ate a whole lot of schnitzel for the first time.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say it should overhang the plate. When I went there, it actually overhung the tray. It was delicious though

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    Meami
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had schnitzel this big in Germany.

    DramaDoc
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL When I was in Budapest I got langos. The thing was bigger than my head. I took it back to where I was staying and a woman in the lobby commented "Oh! I see they gave you a small one..."

    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't get excited it's rather paper thin, I had it in Vienna. tastes good tho

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    #45

    Not Sure If It Fits Here But I Take Pride In Finding A 6-Inch-Long Sour Patch Kid

    Not Sure If It Fits Here But I Take Pride In Finding A 6-Inch-Long Sour Patch Kid

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    Saphyre Fyre
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    đŸŽ¶Some guys have all the luck. Some guys have all the pain. Some guys get all the breaks. Some guys do nothing but complainđŸŽ”

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    Oskar vanZandt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Paper chain" sour patch kids... I would prefer it to be red, as I don't like the artificial lime flavour.

    Brandy Gray
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately it's green.. the only color I don't eat.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's no Sourtron, but still pretty cool.

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our soft, dressmaking tapes have inches on one side and centimetres on the back, but the tapes like the one above look like this in the UK: tape_measu...ad3c2f.jpg tape_measure-4182590977-65e4e03ad3c2f.jpg

    gilded panda
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf that’s longer than my phone I think

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    #46

    This Sausage

    This Sausage

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *covers Audi's eyes with her tail* He's only 11 and 3/4ths months old yet.

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *desperately trying to not think dirty thoughts*

    Sara Frazer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would feel weird eating this in public

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Onions? Mustard? Tom sauce? At least you get to laugh at Evertons sad attempts to be a football team.

    Chez2202
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downvoted because my family have been Everton fans for over a hundred years. I personally don’t give a flying shiny shite about football but you have to stick up for your family!

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    Min
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just eat it plain like that??

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    #47

    I Asked For Extra Cream Cheese On My Bagel. I Think They Might Have Taken It Too Far. This Is From A Bagel Shop In New York

    I Asked For Extra Cream Cheese On My Bagel. I Think They Might Have Taken It Too Far. This Is From A Bagel Shop In New York

    Maybe I should have specified an amount? But at the same time, this has never happened before, and I ask for extra all the time.

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    Spencer's slave
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can never have too much cream cheese on a bagel.

    Gémeaux jumeaux
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was gonna say, that must be nyc, just looks like a regular-sized amount there

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect you parsed it how I did at first. That's not cream cheese spread over bread (and failing to reach the edges), that's layers: Bread, cream cheese, bread, bread, cream cheese, bread. There's probably more cream cheese in total than there is bagel.

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    Mason Kronol
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a normal amount for a deli.

    Babs Ishkabibble
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks a little skimpy if you ask me!

    Corrsfan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got a side of bagel with your cheese

    Gypsy Lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the entire cheesy block.

    Faith Arnold
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not enough as far as I’m concerned - it doesn’t reach the edges.

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    #48

    So I Ordered Some Popcorn From Amazon. Always Check The Size First

    So I Ordered Some Popcorn From Amazon. Always Check The Size First

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    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, barely gonna last the first half hour or your movie night

    ffeineandsugar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a company near me that sells this sized bag filled with bright yellow popcorn for about $12 American. I told my class that I was bringing one bag of popcorn for them to split during a movie treat. They thought I was being cheap....and then I brought it out of the closet. Cue the dropped jaws.

    FROGS!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my dream!!!! I want itttt

    Lydsylou (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would consider that a decent amount of popcorn

    JustAPandaGirlInAPandaWorld
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely always check the size first! I made this mistake with ordering a bag of espresso beans from Amazon, thinking I got a 1 or 2lb bag (didn't bother to question the price because Copper Moon Coffee is expensive). Imagine my surprise when I opened my subscribe and save and saw a 5lb bag of beans! We were still drinking on that bag a year and half later! All in all, it was still a fairly decent price for the size though!

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    #49

    I Love You Random Jimmy John's Employee. I've Never Gotten This Much Extra Lettuce Before

    I Love You Random Jimmy John's Employee. I've Never Gotten This Much Extra Lettuce Before

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    KDS
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Do you want meat with your sandwich?”

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reserve your love for the meat and cheese. Ask for extra next time.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just chop that thing up and have a salad!

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little meat and cheese with your lettuce.

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quit eating there when I found out their owner is a safari hunter of large animals... nope.... won't support that

    Another Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome. there is never enough lettuce in food.

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    #50

    This Oyster I Was Served Today

    This Oyster I Was Served Today

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    Kate
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever tried one? They taste way worse than they look.

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    Mary Obrien
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder who the first person was that opened an oyster and thought: "this snotty thing looks delicious "đŸ€Ł

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure the actual answer to that is "Someone who was REALLY hungry." :-)

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    Living Example
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone want to eat a snot clam? Nasty.

    Tyranamar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love oysters but this is gross. How are you supposed to choke that thing down?

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the coast of Fukushima?

    Gary
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can eat about three normal oysters before I get a bit gaggy, that one there would make me puke.

    Skater Chick (he/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro the first time i had oysters, I was like 3yo. i ate like 20 of them and my dad practically dragged me out of that buffet

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    LJ Robinson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fresh-caught-today oysters are delicious. I emphasize the word fresh here. If they aren't fresh they taste like tin. I'd fry this bad boy, add some Rémoulade and be a happy camper!

    Sven Grammersdorf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer smoked oysters but I'll eat them raw, too

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    #51

    Absolute Units Of Cauliflower And Cabbage My Parents Grew In Their Garden. My Dad Said The Cabbage Came In At 13 Lbs

    Absolute Units Of Cauliflower And Cabbage My Parents Grew In Their Garden. My Dad Said The Cabbage Came In At 13 Lbs

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    Weird Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a beautiful garden by the way!

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    def! but could be little bit less stone and more flowers with pollen for solitary bees đŸ€“

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    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are they covering their faces? I'd be damn proud to have grown those!

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats quite a garden, do they live at a castle?

    Miliukov Oleksandr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you stained your face so badly... or is it an aftereffect of fertilizers?

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but then it gives you the black plague !

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    #52

    The Largest Winter Melon I've Ever Grown In My Life, And It's Still Growing

    The Largest Winter Melon I've Ever Grown In My Life, And It's Still Growing

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    #53

    Taco Bell Always Forgets Our Sauce Packets When We Order Uber Eats. Last Night, I Asked For A Backlog

    Taco Bell Always Forgets Our Sauce Packets When We Order Uber Eats. Last Night, I Asked For A Backlog

    baronspeerzy Report

    MrsFettesVette
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a large amount just sitting in the drawer next to me here (I'm on the couch in the den where I do most of my taco bell eating)

    maxiefav.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s with all the bananas being used for scale?

    #54

    My Husband Asked For A Side Of Ranch. What Do We Do With All Of This?

    My Husband Asked For A Side Of Ranch. What Do We Do With All Of This?

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    Candid Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People get so crazy with the ranch dressing. I don't get it.

    Living Example
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me Ranch is at the bottom of the dressing desirability index.

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    Leigh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love ranch on my fries. I think ketchup is gross.

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    salad for everyone!

    Jonathan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ranch dressing is disgusting

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's Ranch, so chuck it in the bin.

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    #56

    My Father Grew This Bean In His Backyard

    My Father Grew This Bean In His Backyard

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a bean, that's a pod-person! Grab that banana & run!

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a 'Cooking banana'?

    Arenwy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That banana’s had a life

    #57

    The Watermelon Is Looking Pretty Good

    The Watermelon Is Looking Pretty Good

    LuumuMarmeladi Report

    MrsFettesVette
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks so juicy, sweet and delicious. The kind you have to sit outside to eat bc it's so drippy. I became allergic to melon as I aged and I miss watermelon so damn much. I never liked cantaloupe or honeydew and I couldn't care less about not eating them, but I know what I'm missing re: watermelon.

    This panda says ur worth it
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel so bad for you. Homegrown watermelon picked at just the right time is the best

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    #58

    Giant Franken-Funyun

    Giant Franken-Funyun

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    #59

    Um, I Was Asked To Pose With This Enormous Vegetable The Neighbors Dropped Off From Their Garden (I'm Terrified)

    Um, I Was Asked To Pose With This Enormous Vegetable The Neighbors Dropped Off From Their Garden (I'm Terrified)

    lifew_louie Report

    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo is the one who wrote that. “I was asked to pose” - dog is the one posing.

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    Riche White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an Italian Cucuzza squash

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thanks, thought it was a gourd! 👍

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    #60

    Asked For Extra Pickles And Got 25

    Asked For Extra Pickles And Got 25

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody is quietly sticking it to the man with every burger made 😁

    Red_panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was pregnant I absolutely craved McDonald's pickels, they have the best pregnancy pickles. I used to work right next door to one, so we would eat it all the time. But when prego, fast food made me sick. So I would order a cheap burger and adk them to put like 2 handfuls of pickles on there (at the time they didn't charge for extra). Eventually they just started giving me the pickles for free lol.

    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well..... those ARE extra pickles....

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But who’s counting ?

    Jeff White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally! I ask for extra pickles and get 2 (frowny face)

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We might be in a little bit of pickle DĂŻck" https://youtu.be/kAvz9d3zPog?t=5

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    #61

    I Asked For Extra Ginger To Replace The Wasabi And This Is What I Got

    I Asked For Extra Ginger To Replace The Wasabi And This Is What I Got

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    Candid Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love pickled ginger and always ask for extra.

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love the pickled ginger, but if you eat that in one go, you'll be on the toilet soon and for a while. Been there, done that.

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    #62

    Extra Pickles In My Sandwich And Some Ranch On The Side, Please

    Extra Pickles In My Sandwich And Some Ranch On The Side, Please

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks delicious! Those fries look amazing, too!

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to much there needs to be a balance in flavours?

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    take some pickles off the sandwich and eat them by themselves! yum!

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    #63

    "Can I Get An Extra Egg?" In Tokyo, Japan

    "Can I Get An Extra Egg?" In Tokyo, Japan

    wetnoodle13 Report

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yolk gotta be kidding me, I’m she’ll- shocked! Totally went above your egg-xpectations, right?

    EP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those yolks đŸ€ąđŸ€ź

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many Japanese eat raw eggs with rice and other foods. They have a very strict standard for their eggs so it's safe. This type of egg is very commonly found in authentic Ramen restaurants. Note: lol no idea I'd this dish is Ramen but that kind of egg is quite common

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    #64

    I Asked For Extra Olives On My Salad

    I Asked For Extra Olives On My Salad

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    Jeff White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably good enough. My restaurant name is "Extra Olive Guy"

    Gémeaux jumeaux
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yessssssssss, upvote for mass quantities of olives!

    Aubrey Kempen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like some salad with those olives?

    Candid Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must have thought you asked for an olive salad.

    #65

    A Bag Of Funyuns I Just Opened Had A Giant Combined Piece In The Bag

    A Bag Of Funyuns I Just Opened Had A Giant Combined Piece In The Bag

    BlueBDS Report

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is shaped like its own banana for scale

    AlienatedCheeseStick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was
 was that the only thing in the bag or was there more?

    #66

    My Frozen Pizza Came With Very Thick Pepperoni

    My Frozen Pizza Came With Very Thick Pepperoni

    Space_isneat Report

    #67

    My Yellow Pepper Came With A Green Pepper Inside

    My Yellow Pepper Came With A Green Pepper Inside

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    Foxglove🇼đŸ‡Ș
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They start green and turn red, then orange, then yellow as they ripen and each is sweeter than the last. I had a black/purple one once, very bitter, so I guess it was pre-green!

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also tried a purple one. I did not like it. For me, red is the way to go

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    Pascale Laroche
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already had a mini pepper in my pepper AND a butterfly

    #68

    This Whole Potato Made It Into My Bag Of Chips

    This Whole Potato Made It Into My Bag Of Chips

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    Mrs. Ginger McSarcasm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having worked at a potato processing plant I question how true this it.

    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a whole block of seasoning in my crisp packet. Some weird stuff goes on

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    #69

    This Potato Chip Is Big As My Palm

    This Potato Chip Is Big As My Palm

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    Just-A-Black-Cat-Lover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not as 'big as your palm', it's BIGGER than your palm! Wow, that is a crazy large size for a chip!

    #70

    A Very Long Cheeto I've Found In My Bag

    A Very Long Cheeto I've Found In My Bag

    Zyv1k Report

    #71

    3 Almonds Instead Of 2. Truly An Almond Joy

    3 Almonds Instead Of 2. Truly An Almond Joy

    reddit.com Report

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    #72

    I Ordered A 2 Lbs Bag Of Sweet Potatoes

    I Ordered A 2 Lbs Bag Of Sweet Potatoes

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    #73

    I Won An Extra Piece Of Bacon Today

    I Won An Extra Piece Of Bacon Today

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    #74

    Found This Behemoth Of A Chip In My Bag Of Takis Waves (First Time Trying It)

    Found This Behemoth Of A Chip In My Bag Of Takis Waves (First Time Trying It)

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    #75

    My Friend Got This Giant Fusion Funyun From This Bag Of Regular Funyuns

    My Friend Got This Giant Fusion Funyun From This Bag Of Regular Funyuns

    Wanttobebetter2- Report

    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another jumbo funyun. Maybe this is a promotion they do for free advertising on random BP/Reddit lists.

    Brandy Gray
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even though I stopped watching walking dead years ago I could tell that's what was on the TV in a 2 second glance.

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that there was a hot version of these! Where have I been?

    #76

    Woman Ordered A Cheddar Roll In A Pub In UK And Was Given A Chonky Cheese

    Woman Ordered A Cheddar Roll In A Pub In UK And Was Given A Chonky Cheese

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    #77

    I Asked If They Could Make My Slice A Bit Thicker. I Was Not Disappointed

    I Asked If They Could Make My Slice A Bit Thicker. I Was Not Disappointed

    reddit.com Report

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Looks like bread in bread.

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    Jesse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LeberkÀs. It's kinda like German meatloaf that gets ground up and baked in a pan

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care for the food (whatever it is), but yes, this is a true jackpot.

    #79

    My Hand For Scale

    My Hand For Scale

    DeathBerryRen Report

    Nadine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but your hand does not look well.

    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh thank Gods! I wanted to say something but was worried it would seem rude. Yeah, VERY swollen.

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    SonicAlchemy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't look like a "hook up" or a surprise discovery, just how the donut is sold. Not a maple guy,.either way.

    Mary Obrien
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hand looks odd?? The knuckles have disappeared.

    Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You loom like you maybe eat too many of these on the regular.

    allthatandaduck888
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    1 year ago

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    Sunflower Moon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP posted more pics of his hands the next day. The last one is scary. https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/s/EzO1HGWhlm

    Riche White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want a really big one go the Simpsons land at Universal Studios. That have Lard Lad ones that are 9". The best was maple coated with bacon!

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    #80

    I Asked A&W Restaurant For Extra Cheese On My Chili Cheese Fries, And Boy Did They Deliver

    I Asked A&W Restaurant For Extra Cheese On My Chili Cheese Fries, And Boy Did They Deliver

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just gross. That looks like a dog was sick and it was boxed up.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell me about your arteries after eating this

    AlienatedCheeseStick
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like it would be a very smelly evening for me