Don’t you ever wish that people would look at you like they do at their food before partaking in the necessity that is sustenance? Well, even if you do end up pulling that off somehow, beware, as there is food that goes above and beyond to make itself stand out and become what the internet calls a unit.
Scroll down to see if you can win people's attention against these foods of epic, extra or enchanting proportions.
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This Carrot. Banana For Scale
Finally someone who understands the universal scale
Load More Replies...Down vote the pearl, the cucumber and the giant oyster for not using a banana.
In culinary school I remember grabbing carrots that big and russet potatoes the size of small nerf footballs
Recipe: Use Two Cloves Of Garlic. Me: Got It
unless you live on an inhabited island or continent, then you might struggle to find friends downwind
Load More Replies...Elephant garlic! I've had some too, though not that big. img_1_1709...2b8d94.jpg
Unfortunately elephant garlic doesn't taste the same. i find it to be milder.
Thatâs because elephant garlic is actually a leek. See: https://www.groeat.com/post/elephant-garlic#:~:text=Elephant%20garlic%20packs%20a%20milder,a%20gentle%2C%20almost%20nutty%20way. IMG_3262-6...b-jpeg.jpg
think this is elephant garlic. The garlic flavour is not strong with this one
Found A Pearl In My Oyster Last Night
Most oysters that we eat today are sustainably âfarmedâ (least in Canada ). Considering , a pearl grows from a single grain of sand that irritates the oyster they are not as uncommon as you may think. Generally however, theyâre so small they are eaten without even knowing.
Load More Replies...Disproved. It's just very rare. Odds of finding a pearl in an edible oyster are around 1:10,000.
Load More Replies...Sure, you can joke about things like huge foods becoming sentient and going to the gym 8 days a week and taking steroids and all that jazz to explain how they got as big as they did. However, the explanation is much more boring, but still important to know.
Long story short, it boils down to two things: the right conditions and genetics.
The Ratio Of Strawberries In This Red Berry Cereal
And someone else on BP will post about how Kelloggs sucks because look at how few strawberries i got in mine.
Load More Replies...I'd be more stoked for that ratio if it were marshmallows in Lucky Charms. A bowl full of dehydrated strawberries and milk doesn't quite have the same level of awesome.
Nice. I bought the Walmart brand of this and it literally had 10 pieces of strawberry đ
My Avocado This Morning Was A Treat
Naw! And on the tree he was probably feeling really inadequate because his seed isn't as big as the others'.
I Grew A 19.5-Inch Cucumber (Goat For Scale)
Ladies and gentlemen we now have a new scale. The goat!
Load More Replies...Yes, how do we really know what size we're talking here
Load More Replies...That goat would eat the bananas and the cucumber.
Load More Replies...The second one is easier to explain, we’ll start with that. Genetic selection is, essentially, growing a harvest and seeing which of the harvested fruit came out the best. Then you take their seeds, as they have the most preferred genes, and use those for your next planting. Rinse and repeat multiple generations until the dominant population of fruit is whatever desirable property that you want it to be (e.g. bigger, of a certain color, etc.).
These Blackberries Are Huge
They probably taste terrible. Store bought blackberries are usually pretty big and totally flavorless.
Load More Replies...The taste is rather lame unfortunately. IF they are similar to ones I tried. A friend owned land a berry farmer was using to test different strains. A few rows were really huge beautiful blackberries similar to the ones pictured. Also not pictured - the vines had way less thorns on them them wild blackberries. But I ate a couple and the taste was really lacking compared to the local wild berries. Not a "bad" flavor. A better description might be "watered down". The berries just didn't pack much punch in terms of overall flavor. Too bad though. They LOOK awesome. Maybe good for topping a cake but the more traditional ones would be better for baking / making jam.
Husband Saw This And Queried It With The Cashier. She Said: "It's The Price On The Sticker, If You Don't Buy It I Will!"
Another example of actual jackpot. Though I wish it were a super-marbled ribeye. Then I'd actually be crying right now.
There's always a greedy bugger like you that wants more. That's why we can't have nice things.
Load More Replies...Had something similar with a tray of chicken. Other trays were 10-12 dollars (was couple pounds). Mine was $4. No one stopped me from buying it.
This appears to be in Canada, where $2.95 is currently equivalent to USD $2.17.
Thought You Might Like To See This Giant 5 Lbs Lemon From My Sister-In-Law's Lemon Tree. She Gets A Few Of These Every Year. Regular-Sized Lemon For Scale
Damn if it's every year it's genetic not just a mutation, I want some of it's seeds
Yes, what with goats and lemons, things are starting to get totally unruly!
Load More Replies...That is because the large one is a sub-variant of citron. That is not a lemon. 1) Citrons have grooves and bumps that lemons do not. The concaved in step is not a feature of lemons, but of citrons. The "Temani" variant of Citron (found mostly in Yemen and Israel) can get as large as a basketball, while most citrons are the size naval oranges (but oval not round) download-6...848df6.jpg
As for the right conditions, there’s much more to cover, so bear with me.
A key part in making fruit healthy is the soil. If your soil is rich in minerals and other grounded necessities, you can bet those will be absorbed into the fruit or vegetable that you’re growing and will hence benefit more from it compared to the sucker that gets less of it. That’s essentially why fertilizers were invented.
I Ordered A $3 Twelve-Pack Of Ramen In Order To Get Free Shipping. They Only Charged For One, But I Received 144
Back in 1996 I was out of work and all we could afford was Ramen. My wife and I ate Ramen twice a day, every day, for months. We call it "The Summer of Ramen." To this day, I still can't eat Ramen. Looking at this much Ramen is kind of triggering.
And it's creamy chicken, the best flavor! I can never find these in stores anymore!
creamy chx is my current favorite. then roasted chx. the roasted 1 is the harder to find 1 where I live
Load More Replies...Add an egg, just swirl it in the hot broth right after you take it off the burner. Or add leftover veg (not that I think college students have veg).
It wasn't food but I once ordered a USB mini fan and got 6 for the same price.
This Absolute Unit Of A Strawberry
I used to live in Charleston, SC, and in spring we would get strawberries so dark they were burgundy colored--all the way through! Not those grocery store strawberries that are completely white on the inside and look and taste like spray-painted styrofoam. $7.99 a pound, but they would sell out every day.
Load More Replies...Normal sized hand, or Donald Trump's? On second thought it couldn't be his. He's never that close to fruits or green vegetables.
Let's avoid using that name whenever possible. If I have to refer to him, I'll say 45. If I can't avoid writing the name, I write tRump
Load More Replies...Potato In The Size Of My Forearm
That would have to be a jacket from the Big & Tall store.
Load More Replies...Next up, a growable will definitely need water. But not a lot of water, rather balanced amounts of water. Too little of it and it might hinder its growth and wilt it, and too much of it and your fruit or veggies might rot and develop disease. The soil has to be consistently moist, but not waterlogged, and there are ways to help manage droughts and bogging.
My Takeout Rice Container Was 100% Filled
If that's chicken Tikka or butter chicken in that container next to it, looks like a good time (basmati is my favorite rice)
It's basmati. It's meant to be that long. Obv you're someone not familiar with Indian restaurants. It's not bloated. Edit: And if you look at the original Reddit thread it confirms it's from an Indian restaurant.
Load More Replies...I honestly have never seen rice that long. I'm used to the short grain rice I get at the grocery store. Interesting.
Maybe check the Asian food aisle of your grocery store to see if there are other kinds of rice like basmati.
Load More Replies...Is that a styrofoam container? Haven't seen one in ages, like 20-30 years. Didn't even think about, that they are still used anywhere in the world.
I own a restaurant and every time Iâm at the big supply store I see people buying cases of them. I stand in line like a chump with my compostable containers that cost 5x as much. I canât believe styrofoam is still legal
Load More Replies...I Requested 8 Bananas In My Weekly Grocery Pickup OrderâŠ. They Gave Me 8 Bunches, And Managed To Only Charge Me $0.68 - The Price Of One Single Banana
I'm just confused about which one is the actual scale :(
Load More Replies...I ordered what I thought was one bunch and instead got one banana. I never know how to order them online, and I think sometimes the people filling the order get confused too.
Ya know! I was thinking, what would you do with the banana lottery winnings?
Load More Replies...Extra Long Wiggly Churro
It goes without saying that plants require care. Sure, the forest kinda sorta does things on its own, but if you want to leave it up to chance and let Mother Nature reclaim the land as its own, then go for it.
With that said, pruning and thinning is a must. Cutting off branches and other floral extremities allows the plant to direct more nutrients to the places that actually matter: the fruits. But always consult your plant guides to know if and how much you need to do this.
My "Medium" Ice Cream Cone. The Large One Has One More Scoop On It
Another true jackpot! Run that baby home and put it in the freezer. Enjoy over the next few days!
How do you eat it without it toppling onto the floor - asking for a friend.
Yeah y'all got give us info on these places!!!!!! đ€€
Load More Replies...RIP our local "Big Scoop" ice cream parlor that used to really live up to its name. If you got a large it was hard to eat it all. They also used to have an "Extravaganza" (or something - forgot name) on the menu that was a huge bowl with like 27 scoops of ice cream, whipped cream, cookies, other toppings. It was meant to be shared unless you were maybe trying for some kind of record. seldom ordered but I have seen them brought to a table before. Oh yeah - it was also all GOOD ice cream. Hard pack quality stuff. I kind of miss that place.
Had one near by called Farrell's. They did this too. Had a giant pipe organ, old timey theme. Great ice-cream. Miss it :(
Load More Replies...5 Peanuts In A Single Shell
I think we're moving permanently to goats for scale, Candid. (Fingers crossed!)
Load More Replies...Well, thanks for that earworm (context for you young 'uns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1NHxlZ55Cg )
I Asked For Extra Roast Beef On My Sandwich. I Was Fully Expecting About 1/3 As Much Beef. And The Upcharge Was Only $0.50
NY Deli? Roast Beef on rye with mayo from a NY deli is the greatest thing in the world.
Personally, I don't think I'd enjoy biting into that much meat. There is such a thing as too much...
My kid brought a pastrami on whole grain bread with mayo to school. The Creative Writing class teacher called me and asked if I am referring him to the UN War Crimes Tribunal.
Then there’s things like feeding your veggies and fruits. Sure, the soil, the tin can and the sun provide pretty much all that a plant needs, but the right amounts and appropriate fertilizers help boost the harvest. And if not in quantity, then in quality. That’s part of the reason why you can end up with a unit of a fruit, so buff you can accurately pinpoint how many leg days it never skipped.
Absolute Unit Of A Sour Patch Kids
That's like a circus act. One gummy standing on top of another gummy and power lifting a gummy with each arm.
Found A Tiny Tangelo In My Big Tangelo
Upvote for the little baby! đđ§Ąđđ§Ąđđ§Ąđđ§Ą
This Long Kiwi
Welcome, and please meet our newest guests, Ki and Wi. đ
Load More Replies...Now, all of this is important, but there’s one more factor to consider, and we talked about it in the beginning: genetics.
Fruit size is determined by the genes—that’s a huge part why genetic selection is a thing in the first place. And so, if you happen to get yourself some seeds for fruits or veggies that are genetically big, you’re welcome. However, some varieties don’t pride themselves in size, but have other qualities folks might enjoy, like sweetness or ingestive convenience. I’m looking at you, cherry tomatoes.
This Giant Blueberry I Found Today
I've noticed in the past 2 yrs blueberries have gotten larger. Can't wait for them to be the size of plums!
Idk I personally think the small ones are better- they taste tarter!
Load More Replies...Peeled This Super Fat Banana To Find Two Bananas Inside
My Ice Cream Bar Came With A One And A Third Of The Ice Cream Bar
Considering how expensive that brand of ice cream bar is.. you should always get that much.
Now, does any of this have an impact on whether the fruit is rendered inedible because of its size? It depends.
Overgrown zucchini, for instance, can be eaten no matter the size, really. While it does change consistency with size, making it impossible for certain recipes, it is still edible and anything can be turned into a casserole.
I Went To The Taco Bell Drive-Through With A Friend. When Asked If We Wanted Sauce, I Said: "As Much As You're Allowed To Give Me". I May Have Made A Mistake
Sometimes employees will do this literally just to spite the company (and be cool to the customer).
I always ask for an "irresponsible" amount of fire sauce. They never fail to supply me with the appropriate amount. Sometimes, they'll hand me a full takeout bag and ask if I want more. Now I want TB.
I absolutely love the mild sauce, but don't make a run for the border too often. Glad some sauces are sold in grocery stores.
I Asked My Husband To Get Me Some Ginger. This Is Some Ginger
Yep. I stick the whole thing in the freezer then grate some off as needed.
Load More Replies...Just don't refrigerate ginger! The mold that grows on refrigerated ginger can be dangerous and toxic. Scary.
I'd peel it and break it into chunks for the freezer. My husband & I love Pho and I always grate some in. I also make a lot of stirfry dishes.
I would put it in soil. It'll grow bigger and become a bamboo-,like plant. If you need ginger, just harvest the piece you need.
My Kinder Surprise Had A Double Shell
Of all the c**p we are allowed to do in America we are not allowed to have kinder eggs.......
Americans: cannot be trusted with a chocolate treat that contains a very obvious plastic toy inside, as they will choke on it. But, they can buy guns from a supermarket!! đ€ (I live in america...weep)
Load More Replies...I'm the type of idiot that got these banned in the USA. I'd chuck the entire egg back and choke.
I've seen kinder eggs in the stores in NJ....sure it's all of America?
Even more confusing why America can't have them, there's a brand of candy that uses the same toy compartment thing paired with a hollow chocolate egg, they're just not nested (they side side by side in the box) so like....clearly is absolutely possible, kinder just....doesn't want to use that workaround?
We do have a version of the Kinder in the states, but I believe it is different from the one overseas.
Pumpkins, on the other hand, are amazing to grow large for size competitions at state fairs. Not so much for culinary adventures. You see, they become very watery and tasteless with their size. Besides that, they also retain a lot of the fertilizer used to overgrow them—again, for bragging rights. Pumpkins are loved by farm animals no matter the size, though, so there’s that.
I Think I Won The Watermelon Lottery
"seedless" watermelons always have seeds, but they are thin and don't germinate. Normally they are black but the seedless watermelon seeds are white like in the picture
Load More Replies...It won't taste that great, the best watermelons have seeds in them, the original black seeds the unadulterated melons have.
the seedless watermelon is very seedless and did I mention, it's seedless.
This Monster Garlic I Found At The Farmers' Market. Named Him Rocky Bulb-Oa, Not Sure What To Do With Him
Break the bulblets apart and plant them. Just like ginger, it will grow new plants!
Thanks. After seeing a couple of these in this series, I was wondering about that.
Load More Replies...take at least 2-3 of the cloves and plant them... have your own garlic monster every year... for years
This Ridiculously Long Fry My Husband Got From Arbyâs
Thatâs either one tiny banana or everything is just huge.
Load More Replies...My granddaughter cried when they discontinued the potato cakes. She's 7 and boycotting
They closed the Arby's in my town. There's not another one within 40 minutes of me. So sad. :(
Load More Replies...I hope you didn't give up such a chance for a Lady and the Tramp moment!
Hey, no fair using a baby banana! Now we'll never know how long that darn curly fry is.
So, what are some of your large fruit stories? Have any glorious giants and anomalies of the production cycle that you’d be proud to share? Do so in the comment section below!
Also, be sure to not stop here and continue on scrolling winners of the food lottery.
This Naan Bread I Had In The UK
Naan means bread. Saying "Naan bread" is the same as saying "bread bread"
I get what you're saying, but in places where it is not the common type of bread, people will say naan bread to specify the type, because not everyone knows what naan is.
Load More Replies...I Asked For Extra Pickles. The Guy At The Subway Said: "Here, I Hate This Job. You Should Have Asked For A Steak Sandwich With Extra Steak"
Good thing they have a little somethin in their hand, to help them consume all those pickles. I don't recommend eating them all in one sitting tho.
Would have had a friend order the steak sandwich just to see how much he hated the job
I tried to order extra meat on my sandwich at Subway once and the employee said he'd have to charge me for 2 sandwiches. Said forget it.
It's just a little extra pickles, that the customer did ask for. They probably throw away so much wasted food at the end of night, way more than what was in the bag. I don't think they should not have a job because of it, that's a little extreme imo.
Load More Replies...This Chicken Tender I Had In My Lunch Today. I Asked For It Specifically And The Lady Said "Honey, You Look Like The Right Person For That Chicken Tender"
Sometimes when I'm shopping at Winco (local grocery store) I get chicken tenders and coleslaw from the deli. I always ask for the larger chicken tenders because they are usually more moist / better meat to breading ratio. (not 'cheating' because they sell them by the pound so you get fewer big pieces)
I Asked For A Lot Of Ketchup At The Farmer Boys, And They Gave Me The Entire Bottle
... They have their own ketchup? I'm gonna have to swing through mine tomorrow...
Give us an update it they will give you an entire bottle!!
Load More Replies...Nearly All The Fruit On My Habanero Grew A Second Pepper Inside Them
My Friend Ordered Chicken On Her Pizza In Israel. Reasonable Execution
I think that judaism prohibits eating milk products and meat together. This is in Israël.
Load More Replies...In Paris I ordered a pizza with steak haché, expecting ground beef to be sprinkled all over it, but, no, it came with a whole soggy hamburger in the middle.
I had an amazing pizza in Paris with two beef burgers and a fried egg on it. So random but surprisingly delicious. Iâve thought about it many times since.
Load More Replies...The slices look so dry and lacking toppings. Very little sauce. I wonder if it still tastes very good though.
It could be! There is a restaurant near me that sells similar looking dish. As Google tell me, the translation for its name is "flatbread", Flammkuchen in German. They do it in pizza oven but with different dough, rolled very flat and with less toppings. My favourite is with cream sauce, bacon and onions. Crunchy and delicious.
Load More Replies...I Got 2 Double-Yolk Eggs In One Go
Lovely! Last year I bought a 30 egg flat and there were 60 yolks. Everything else is disappointment.
You know that they actually sell packs of double-yolkers. Sounds like you got one that should have been packaged as such.
Load More Replies...I always buy jumbo eggs at the supermarket because they have the double yolks. I had two twelve-paks once and all but one were double yolks.
I remember my Aunt Anne, my Mom's older sister, telling me of the time she helped two chicks hatch out of one egg. Those two chicks were slightly smaller than the others, but quickly caught up in size.
I have probably got that before. I eat Jumbo size eggs and over the last few years probably got over 200 eggs with double yolks in them.
My Animal Crackers Came In An Animal Sheet
Maybe itâs a test for you to separate out the animals without breaking any part of them like that honeycomb game in squid games!
I am surprised at the amount of space between shapes. Usually commercial patterns are designed to get maximum use from the dough. Though it might be a system that takes the scrap dough and rolls it out again.
that much space between individual cookies is just insane. When I would make cookies there was very little space. I took it as a challenge
Load More Replies...Now if only there were an animal that looked like the spaces between, you would have an MC Esher cooker.
We Ordered 12 Tacos At Jack In The Box At 2 AM, And The Drive-Through Person Must Have Accidentally Put In 12 Twice Because We Were Asked Again How Many We Got At The Window
When we said twelve he just shrugged and told us to take all of them (24). We deliciously complied.
Jack in the Box tacos are sold as two per "order", so if you order them with the intent of getting a total of 12 individual tacos you'd have to say "6 orders of tacos". If you just loosely say "12 tacos" they usually think you mean 12 orders and that's going to get you 24. So either OP ordered "12" not knowing they were two per order and thought they got hooked up (especially when they're only $1.49 in the first place) or they're just telling stories for internet points. Can't call it.
Tacos gonna be old and cold if you ordered them at 2:00am and your clock reads 12:12, unless you went back in time to eat them.
These "tacos" are a sad attempt at Americanized Mexican fare.
Typically when you show up at any fast food drive thru at 2am, they're going to give you whatever they have left that they haven't sold.
The sheen your dashboard is going to have.....yikes, and the stink will never leave
This Regular Pepperoni Pizza My Brother Ordered
The amount of grease that has saturated the box is atrocious đ€ą No, thanks.
Which one of you animals put the pepperoni to the side? This looks delicious and perfect.
Maybe that person decided to have a serving of only pepperoni?
Load More Replies...You could always save some of those savory slices for later.
Load More Replies...I feel like someone had absolutely had it with their job and just grabbed a pepperoni in fistfuls "YOU WANT PEPPERONI? Screw this place, YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE PEPPERONI!" Or the pizza maker has a SERIOUS crush on your brother. Either or, maybe both.
I'm gonna be downvoted into oblivion, but I don't care. Pepperoni is a greasy, sad, unremarkable pizza topping and anyone who has had proper cured or smoked chorizo (not the one you have to cook) knows what l'm talking about
I not going to down vote you but I am going to disagree with you. Because you don't like pepperoni doesn't mean you have to put pepperoni down.
Load More Replies...I Asked For Extra Everything From Chipotle And Was Given A Burrito As Big As My Forearm
But it's chipotle! If it were taco bell, they probably would be.
Load More Replies...I once had a later afternoon (minor) surgery so I couldn't eat all day. They told me I could have "a light meal" afterward. My partner got me in the car and I demanded we go to Chipotle. He reminded me about the light meal comment. I told him, "I'm fine, I'm just HUNGRY. I need a burrito!" I ate the whole thing, very quickly.
Extra Mozzarella. This Was Supposed To Be An 8-Piece
I can understand the downvote, but seriously, I try to help my own kids with it, and sometimes they're just too confused to count
Load More Replies...Thereâs A Full Block Of Cheese In My Bag Of Shredded Cheddar Blend
More like courtesy of a tired machine đ Humans don't shred packaged shredded cheese by hand. I'm not trying to be facetious if you're making a joke.
Load More Replies...I Ate Schnitzel For The First Time
This is an ordinary sized Schnitzel at FiglmĂŒller in Vienna. Definitely one of the most delicious ones one can get ;-)
Pounded until it's about 3mm thick. Maximum surface area for maximum seasoning.
Load More Replies...The only reason this person was surprised by the size of this is because it WAS THE FIRST TIME. Everyone who is familiar with these knows the size of these things.
They say it should overhang the plate. When I went there, it actually overhung the tray. It was delicious though
Load More Replies...Not Sure If It Fits Here But I Take Pride In Finding A 6-Inch-Long Sour Patch Kid
đ¶Some guys have all the luck. Some guys have all the pain. Some guys get all the breaks. Some guys do nothing but complainđ”
Load More Replies..."Paper chain" sour patch kids... I would prefer it to be red, as I don't like the artificial lime flavour.
Our soft, dressmaking tapes have inches on one side and centimetres on the back, but the tapes like the one above look like this in the UK: tape_measu...ad3c2f.jpg
This Sausage
*covers Audi's eyes with her tail* He's only 11 and 3/4ths months old yet.
Onions? Mustard? Tom sauce? At least you get to laugh at Evertons sad attempts to be a football team.
Downvoted because my family have been Everton fans for over a hundred years. I personally donât give a flying shiny shite about football but you have to stick up for your family!
Load More Replies...I Asked For Extra Cream Cheese On My Bagel. I Think They Might Have Taken It Too Far. This Is From A Bagel Shop In New York
Maybe I should have specified an amount? But at the same time, this has never happened before, and I ask for extra all the time.
Was gonna say, that must be nyc, just looks like a regular-sized amount there
I suspect you parsed it how I did at first. That's not cream cheese spread over bread (and failing to reach the edges), that's layers: Bread, cream cheese, bread, bread, cream cheese, bread. There's probably more cream cheese in total than there is bagel.
Load More Replies...So I Ordered Some Popcorn From Amazon. Always Check The Size First
There's a company near me that sells this sized bag filled with bright yellow popcorn for about $12 American. I told my class that I was bringing one bag of popcorn for them to split during a movie treat. They thought I was being cheap....and then I brought it out of the closet. Cue the dropped jaws.
I do it because none of the local stores carry the kind I like.
Load More Replies...Absolutely always check the size first! I made this mistake with ordering a bag of espresso beans from Amazon, thinking I got a 1 or 2lb bag (didn't bother to question the price because Copper Moon Coffee is expensive). Imagine my surprise when I opened my subscribe and save and saw a 5lb bag of beans! We were still drinking on that bag a year and half later! All in all, it was still a fairly decent price for the size though!
I Love You Random Jimmy John's Employee. I've Never Gotten This Much Extra Lettuce Before
I quit eating there when I found out their owner is a safari hunter of large animals... nope.... won't support that
This Oyster I Was Served Today
I wonder who the first person was that opened an oyster and thought: "this snotty thing looks delicious "đ€Ł
I'm pretty sure the actual answer to that is "Someone who was REALLY hungry." :-)
Load More Replies...I can eat about three normal oysters before I get a bit gaggy, that one there would make me puke.
bro the first time i had oysters, I was like 3yo. i ate like 20 of them and my dad practically dragged me out of that buffet
Load More Replies...Fresh-caught-today oysters are delicious. I emphasize the word fresh here. If they aren't fresh they taste like tin. I'd fry this bad boy, add some Rémoulade and be a happy camper!
Absolute Units Of Cauliflower And Cabbage My Parents Grew In Their Garden. My Dad Said The Cabbage Came In At 13 Lbs
def! but could be little bit less stone and more flowers with pollen for solitary bees đ€
Load More Replies...Why are they covering their faces? I'd be damn proud to have grown those!
you stained your face so badly... or is it an aftereffect of fertilizers?
People blur out faces to protect identity all the time
Load More Replies...The Largest Winter Melon I've Ever Grown In My Life, And It's Still Growing
Taco Bell Always Forgets Our Sauce Packets When We Order Uber Eats. Last Night, I Asked For A Backlog
I love the banana just chilling on the edge of the pile đ€
I have a large amount just sitting in the drawer next to me here (I'm on the couch in the den where I do most of my taco bell eating)
My Husband Asked For A Side Of Ranch. What Do We Do With All Of This?
To me Ranch is at the bottom of the dressing desirability index.
Load More Replies...This Straaawberry I Saw In The Store
My Father Grew This Bean In His Backyard
That's not a bean, that's a pod-person! Grab that banana & run!
The Watermelon Is Looking Pretty Good
Looks so juicy, sweet and delicious. The kind you have to sit outside to eat bc it's so drippy. I became allergic to melon as I aged and I miss watermelon so damn much. I never liked cantaloupe or honeydew and I couldn't care less about not eating them, but I know what I'm missing re: watermelon.
I feel so bad for you. Homegrown watermelon picked at just the right time is the best
Load More Replies...Idk why you got down voted, you absolutely right.
Load More Replies...Giant Franken-Funyun
at first glance, i thought that thing on the left was a banana for scale
Um, I Was Asked To Pose With This Enormous Vegetable The Neighbors Dropped Off From Their Garden (I'm Terrified)
Doggo is the one who wrote that. âI was asked to poseâ - dog is the one posing.
Load More Replies...Asked For Extra Pickles And Got 25
Somebody is quietly sticking it to the man with every burger made đ
When I was pregnant I absolutely craved McDonald's pickels, they have the best pregnancy pickles. I used to work right next door to one, so we would eat it all the time. But when prego, fast food made me sick. So I would order a cheap burger and adk them to put like 2 handfuls of pickles on there (at the time they didn't charge for extra). Eventually they just started giving me the pickles for free lol.
"We might be in a little bit of pickle DĂŻck" https://youtu.be/kAvz9d3zPog?t=5
Load More Replies...I Asked For Extra Ginger To Replace The Wasabi And This Is What I Got
i love the pickled ginger, but if you eat that in one go, you'll be on the toilet soon and for a while. Been there, done that.
Extra Pickles In My Sandwich And Some Ranch On The Side, Please
take some pickles off the sandwich and eat them by themselves! yum!
Load More Replies..."Can I Get An Extra Egg?" In Tokyo, Japan
Yolk gotta be kidding me, Iâm sheâll- shocked! Totally went above your egg-xpectations, right?
Many Japanese eat raw eggs with rice and other foods. They have a very strict standard for their eggs so it's safe. This type of egg is very commonly found in authentic Ramen restaurants. Note: lol no idea I'd this dish is Ramen but that kind of egg is quite common
Load More Replies...I Asked For Extra Olives On My Salad
A Bag Of Funyuns I Just Opened Had A Giant Combined Piece In The Bag
How is it âewwwwâ? Itâs literally just a big Funyun.
Load More Replies...My Frozen Pizza Came With Very Thick Pepperoni
My Yellow Pepper Came With A Green Pepper Inside
They start green and turn red, then orange, then yellow as they ripen and each is sweeter than the last. I had a black/purple one once, very bitter, so I guess it was pre-green!
I also tried a purple one. I did not like it. For me, red is the way to go
Load More Replies...This Whole Potato Made It Into My Bag Of Chips
Having worked at a potato processing plant I question how true this it.
I once had a whole block of seasoning in my crisp packet. Some weird stuff goes on
Load More Replies...This Potato Chip Is Big As My Palm
It's not as 'big as your palm', it's BIGGER than your palm! Wow, that is a crazy large size for a chip!
A Very Long Cheeto I've Found In My Bag
3 Almonds Instead Of 2. Truly An Almond Joy
I Ordered A 2 Lbs Bag Of Sweet Potatoes
I Won An Extra Piece Of Bacon Today
Found This Behemoth Of A Chip In My Bag Of Takis Waves (First Time Trying It)
My Friend Got This Giant Fusion Funyun From This Bag Of Regular Funyuns
Another jumbo funyun. Maybe this is a promotion they do for free advertising on random BP/Reddit lists.
And even though I stopped watching walking dead years ago I could tell that's what was on the TV in a 2 second glance.
I didn't know that there was a hot version of these! Where have I been?
Woman Ordered A Cheddar Roll In A Pub In UK And Was Given A Chonky Cheese
I Asked If They Could Make My Slice A Bit Thicker. I Was Not Disappointed
LeberkÀs. It's kinda like German meatloaf that gets ground up and baked in a pan
Load More Replies...I Asked For Extra Olives
My Hand For Scale
Oh thank Gods! I wanted to say something but was worried it would seem rude. Yeah, VERY swollen.
Load More Replies...Doesn't look like a "hook up" or a surprise discovery, just how the donut is sold. Not a maple guy,.either way.
OP posted more pics of his hands the next day. The last one is scary. https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/s/EzO1HGWhlm
If you want a really big one go the Simpsons land at Universal Studios. That have Lard Lad ones that are 9". The best was maple coated with bacon!
I Asked A&W Restaurant For Extra Cheese On My Chili Cheese Fries, And Boy Did They Deliver
This is just gross. That looks like a dog was sick and it was boxed up.
and shat it out, after eating laxatives
Load More Replies...That looks like it would be a very smelly evening for me
As someone with a lengthy and still existing career in the culinary industry I can say a lot of these over the top "extra" requests are fulfilled by employees who were probably at the end of their day and sick and tired of the modifications on every little thing they had to make that day. They finally reached their breaking point and said "Cool, you want extra cheese, a*****e? Here, take the whole pan and f**k off!" 😆 I've seen it..maybe have even done it..🤫
That just guarantees that that person asks for extra cheese every single time in future, and probably all their family and friends they told too.
Load More Replies...When I want extra I don't want some gob pot like some of these. Why is this winning the food lottery and not an insult? I asked for extra. You don't have to be a d**k by ruining the whole dish.
I live buying these mini croissants from Trader Joe’s— they come in packs of eight. However, every now and then I get a ninth. It’s happened three times now and It always makes my day better
I don't care if these were photoshopped, living beside a nuclear plant, or whatever, I just loled the whole way through at the funny comments and brilliant puns! This is why I love the BP community!
I've had two food related jackpots. One I ordered a can of smoked oysters and received three. I guess they came three to a pack and whoever shipped my order included one pack instead of one can. Along the same lines, I ordered one pack of ramen which comes six individual servings to a pack. The way the item was listed on the site was kind of confusing (1 x 6) so I guess the person who processed my order thought it was six orders. So I got six orders of 6 ramen packs. I two pack to work: one for lunches and gave one to my co-worker. lmao
Yes, maybe the banana joke is a bit overused, but it's funny and not harming anyone. People could really take a chill pill sometimes
As someone with a lengthy and still existing career in the culinary industry I can say a lot of these over the top "extra" requests are fulfilled by employees who were probably at the end of their day and sick and tired of the modifications on every little thing they had to make that day. They finally reached their breaking point and said "Cool, you want extra cheese, a*****e? Here, take the whole pan and f**k off!" 😆 I've seen it..maybe have even done it..🤫
That just guarantees that that person asks for extra cheese every single time in future, and probably all their family and friends they told too.
Load More Replies...When I want extra I don't want some gob pot like some of these. Why is this winning the food lottery and not an insult? I asked for extra. You don't have to be a d**k by ruining the whole dish.
I live buying these mini croissants from Trader Joe’s— they come in packs of eight. However, every now and then I get a ninth. It’s happened three times now and It always makes my day better
I don't care if these were photoshopped, living beside a nuclear plant, or whatever, I just loled the whole way through at the funny comments and brilliant puns! This is why I love the BP community!
I've had two food related jackpots. One I ordered a can of smoked oysters and received three. I guess they came three to a pack and whoever shipped my order included one pack instead of one can. Along the same lines, I ordered one pack of ramen which comes six individual servings to a pack. The way the item was listed on the site was kind of confusing (1 x 6) so I guess the person who processed my order thought it was six orders. So I got six orders of 6 ramen packs. I two pack to work: one for lunches and gave one to my co-worker. lmao
Yes, maybe the banana joke is a bit overused, but it's funny and not harming anyone. People could really take a chill pill sometimes
