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Just like with anything, there are always people who are passionate about something beyond belief. Many topics have inside jokes and some lines that only those familiar with the ins and outs will understand. And today’s topic in question is no other than flower puns! We hope you’ll appreciate our collection of this colorful bunch of jokes.
They could also count as biology jokes, but you can view today’s post as a more focused group of nature jokes. This collection of short flower puns involves cacti, violets, and irises, as well as the places where they all live—beautiful gardens. While some entries on this list require more in-depth knowledge about botany, we’re sure you’ll still have a great laugh if you have at least some general knowledge about flowers.
Flowers are something that no person on Earth could despise. And honestly, how could they? All they do is bloom! So having some fun one-liners about them can only add to the beauty of nature. With spring jokes coming around only once a year, cute flower puns can brighten your days, even during the coldest winter nights.
So dig into this collection of funny flower puns and get a fresh wind gust of wonder! Not even jokes about bees can keep up with what we’re prepared today! As always, vote for your favorites and share them with family and friends. We’re sure one or two people in every friend group love flowers.
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#1
What is a cactus' favorite MC Hammer song?
Can't touch this.
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#2
This morning my wife walked in and started hitting me with a bouquet of purple flowers… She woke up and chose violets.
Where and for what occasion can you use flower puns?
Well, the world of opportunities is vast. You can send these funny flower puns to your friends and make warm cards to accompany the flowery gift. Or post your botanical creation on social media, and use these flower puns as an Instagram caption!
As for occasions, the imagination is your limit. Of course, depending on the diversity of cultures and the type of person receiving your gift, there may be better choices than cute flower puns to go along with it. However, for the most common of cases, you can use them for:
- Birthdays
- Anniversaries
- Graduations
- Valentine’s day
- Mother’s day
But who’s to say you need an occasion to gift someone flowers and a card? Do it spontaneously, and the receiver will have an even bigger smile on their face!
#10
Why is a flower like the letter “a”? Because a bee goes after it.
#17
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together? He just needed a kick in the bud.
#36
A man in a flower shop was trying to pick the perfect bouquet for his wife.
He said, “It’s crazy how much money you gotta spend on something that’s just going to die.” I said, “I know… and you gotta buy them flowers too.”
#50
A guy gives flowers to all of his family. To his wife he gives roses, to his parents he gives orchids, to his daughters he gives daisies. And to his sons he gives sunflowers.
#51
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
#53
Magician: “I can turn this handkerchief into a flower.” Little boy: “That’s nothing. I can walk down the street and turn into an alley.”
#54
Wife: “Where did you put the flowers?” Me: “In the door.” Wife: “What? How?” Me: “Relax, it’s easy because the door is ajar.”
#55
My buddy just got kicked out of his house. His wife was hinting at Valentine’s Day plans and asked him if he knew her favorite flower. “Gold Medal All Purpose” apparently wasn’t the answer.
#59
What’s a flower’s favorite game to play on Halloween? Light as a heather, stiff as a board.
#63
Did you hear about the flower which gave an ultimatum to her husband? She told him once and floral.
#69
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present? I hope thistle cheer you up.
#79
For Valentine’s Day, I received a bunch of flowers with the heads cut off. I think I was being stalked.
#88
I heard you were in a thorny situation, but I'm sure you'll come out of it smelling like a rose.
#94
My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I’m not sure what it stems from, but I’m stuck with it.
#98
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers? Like pollen teeth.
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