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When you think of jokes to make you laugh, it’s usually silly little one-liner jokes that make you chuckle. It’s not often that biology jokes come into the horizon. Yet here we are with a huge collection of jokes about biology to make a rather grave subject a bit more laid back.
These jokes will work great to have a laugh yourself, or if you’re a teacher of the subject, you can’t go wrong with a couple of biology puns to lighten the mood in the classroom. Because there’s nothing better than having a funny teacher who’s got jokes. It just sets the mood right, and students get a whole lot more motivated. Or, if you’re a student, you can put your smart pants on and crack a few of these clever jokes to the teacher!
And now, get ready to dive into the wonderful sea of biological science jokes! Be it for a personal laughing session or the need for puns for teachers to use in a classroom, this list should provide you with everything you’re seeking.
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#2
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
Cameron Weidmann 2 years ago
Did they not take the class in high school? how qualified are these scientists?
#4
Where did the viruses go?
They flu away.
#5
What do you call an organic compound with an attitude?
A-mean-o acid.
#6
Y’all want to hear a potassium joke?
K.
Cameron Weidmann 2 years ago
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
#7
Biology is the only science where multiplication is the same thing as division.
#8
I was reading a book on helium…
I couldn’t put it down.
#11
What do you call a cab that provides drug therapy?
Chemotaxis.
#12
What’s the tiniest virus in the world?
Smallpox.
Cameron Weidmann 2 years ago
Adenovirus is the smallest virus and Mycoplasma is the smallest bacteria. Both bacteria and viruses are contagious organisms that lead to many diseases in both plants and animals. They are everywhere in the environment around us.
#13
What do other plants do when one of their plant friends is sad?
Photosympathize.
Cameron Weidmann 2 years ago
Plants are not capable of emotions. its not biology, its rocket science. (and with that sentence I blast off into space with my homemade rocket and begin my journey to mars).
#14
My biology teacher decided to create vocal cords with stem cells. The results really speak for themselves.
#17
What did the endoplasmic reticulum say to the Golgi?
“I like your body,” it said.
Golgi replied, “It’s complex.”
#18
One flower looks at the other and says, “You hungry?”
The second flower responded, “I could use a light snack.”
#21
Good news! There are well over 100 labs in America working on developing a vaccine.
Just wait till they get the German shepherds involved!
#26
Today in biology class we were dissecting an eye.
I kept thinking of jokes but they were getting cornea and cornea.
#27
Biology professor: “Hello, class. Today we will be learning about the liver and the pancreas.”
Biology student: “Ugh, I hate organ recitals.”
Cameron Weidmann 2 years ago
I dont! I love organ Recitals! music is my passion, other than biology of course!
#28
Biologists can also be great philosophers.
They give fantastic life lessons.
#29
It's impossible for plants to escape from jail. There's a wall around their cell!
#30
Which place of worship is made from amino acids?
The cysteine chapel.
#31
What can you use to get plaque off of your brain?
Neural Crest.
#32
Are you made of Copper and Tellurium?
Because you are Cu-Te.
#33
I walked into the biology lab and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect.
I told him, “I think your fly is open.”
#34
What do you call it when your Biology grade is close to an F?
Biodegraded.
#35
What did the femur say to the patella?
I kneed you.
#36
Why can’t a plant be on the dark side of the Force?
Because it can’t make food without the light!
Cameron Weidmann 2 years ago
The one is not a joke unlike #35, never underestimate the POWER of the dark side
#37
Microorganisms are so hipster. They were evolving on earth before it was cool!
Cameron Weidmann 2 years ago
And after! that is the joke of it all!!!! I love my mother and you should too!
#38
A dermatologist was studying new remedies for itching, but his lab burnt down…
Now he has to start from scratch.
#39
A British biologist walks into a pub in London and asks for a pint of adenosine triphosphate.
The barman replies, "That’ll be 80p."
#40
Why was the biologist broke?
Because he was sporely paid.
#42
What did the cell say when he ran into the table?
Mitosis!
Cameron Weidmann 2 years ago
Cells can't speak, right? I hope not! the world could be in trouble!
#44
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
They’re allowed to wear genes to work.
Cameron Weidmann 2 years ago
wrong kind of gene guys! you can't wear a gene😡 perhaps you meant jean?
#45
How does a marine biologist end a conversation?
Sea you later!
#46
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
As an itsy bitsy book.
Cameron Weidmann 2 years ago
Reading small books like that is not good, or as the fench say, "no bueno"
#47
Why are men sexier than women?
You can’t spell sexy without xy.
Cameron Weidmann 2 years ago
This is false. while the letter X is present in the word "sexier" the letter y is not,
#48
How do you reprimand a lazy scientist working in a cryogenetics lab?
“Your contribution in this project is absolute zero”.
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