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Jimmy Fallon is asking people to share more embarrassing stories, this time focusing on their fitness fails. Fallon has decided to lead by example and started everything with his own experience: "My dad bought a treadmill to get in shape," he tweeted. "We came home once and there was a beer in the cup holder."

From collapsing just after a tour of a health club to spilling pizza sauce all over your workout schedule, these funny moments highlight that the road to having a body of a Greek god requires sacrifice. Scroll down to read what epic fails people have experienced while getting into shape and vote for your favorites.

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#1

Fitness Fail

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Monty Is Fiennes
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Extra points for too cute. She loves you just the way you are. <3 True Love.....

MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if i had dog this cute, i'd be one with separation anxiety

Adam Leider
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's the most adorable thing I've ever seen! OMG and smart to! <3

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    #2

    Fitness Fail

    All_Natural_Log Report

    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You poor, dear thing. My thoughts are with you during this incredibly difficult ('butt' hilarious) time. LOLOL

    Daniel Sipes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it oddly coincidental that the top comment is a dad joke.

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    Wamma Lamma
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One gallon of brain bleach coming right up!

    Zaza Pheuteu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PWHAHA! Best one so far! 🤣😂😄

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    #3

    Fitness Fail

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    ALIYAH ALLEN
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that would low key be my child

    Daniel Sipes
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    I would high key, be that child

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best story so far, lol. Upvote!

    Sarah Hoskovec
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to babysit a toddler whose favorite song was "BIG pimpin', spending some 'cheese'."

    Celina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend when she was 2 because her dad cursed a lot, once said " Bye my n***a" to a cashier at Home Depot. Thank god he was white though...

    #4

    Fitness Fail

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    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, excellent! And concrats of course. Besides: even without getting pregnant, working out when you not normally do much sports easily can lead to a weight gain at first, because you get all those new muscles and the body learns to process food more efficiently.

    Pragya Fating
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww! Soo the baby is to blame. But since they r cute they will get away with anything.

    Elise Mon
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    THIS IS FUNNY 😂😂 btw, congrats <3

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    #5

    Fitness Fail

    jeanneredden Report

    Kamisama
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her: "oh yeah?! Well I'm rubber, you are glue!" Him: "my dad could beat up your dad! Her: "nah-uh!" Him: "ah-huh!"

    Cocoa panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL every kids’ comeback ever to this question

    MonsterMash
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha nice this is actually a good idea that I may file away for future reference ... 😏

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    #7

    Fitness Fail

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an old joke. Funny, but old.

    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an old joke, actually. Heard it a couple years ago, it was circulating on a meme for a while.

    Charlyn02
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just a joke not a story

    We Were On A Break!
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It annoys me that she stole the joke and tried to pass it as her own

    mindfkr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is possible for something like this to happen. And to more than one person.

    #8

    Fitness Fail

    BloffnerLarry Report

    Sarah Figini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    heres my dirty mind thinking that you missed 2 day of work because you spent them in bed with the jogging lady! So Craig David of me

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since I moved into my new house couple of years back, the jogging track in garden in front was always almost empty, until a very hot girl (found out later she was some modal) started doing Yoga in garden. Suddenly males of all ages in our area were eager to get fit.

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    #9

    Fitness Fail

    Marizza_95 Report

    Cherie Barnard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's kind of sweet that he whispered it instead of saying it out loud to focus everyone's attention on you. Most guys would just blurt it out in front of everyone and try to get everyone laughing at you.

    David KH Wong
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good inside out design to bring attention.

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better then a Hole in them! Then I am sure he wouldn't have told!

    Kamisama
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could just say that the tag itches, maybe that would work? I don't know.

    Emma Perkins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a college student, I think this might just be a college fail lol!

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    #10

    Fitness Fail

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    Elise Mon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahaha .. i've imagined that 😂

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Push ups for girls "Tits to the floor, ladies. Now follow them."

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine look like a dog playing dead. Beat that!

    BarryAllenTheFlash
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been told me running looks like a baby giraffee attempting to walk for the firsr time

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well there's a visual we can all see. LOL!

    #11

    Fitness Fail

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    Sivi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only spider I had descending from the ceiling was when I just went to bed and saw a black blurr getting clearer and clearer (I am very nearsighted). I rolled out of bed when I realised what was coming closer, snatched my glasses and thanks to lazyness I had the vacum in my room. Vaccumed it and took the vacum down stairs just in case.

    Beth Arriaga
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Took the vacuum downstairs just in case....". Well played. They escape suction, sinks, everything! Take no chances, my friend!

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    Rani Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would get off said elliptical. Fast.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what happened to the spider?

    Capermom
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not bad actually... I would have done the falling off part the first time

    #12

    Fitness Fail

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    Sarah Figini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i was his wife i would have taken that as a really big complement

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That wouldn't be that awkward, unless you said something like "Oh, I'd love to f**k him."

    Sarah Figini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or "christ, i could do with a sit down, wonder if hed let me rest on his face"

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    MPTO TavasziD
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would definitely take it as a compliment!

    Holly Hobby
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely she this wasn't news to her that other people would find him attractive lol

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    #13

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    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And everyone will wonder why you never came close to that distance again.

    Carmen Elena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cheater! well played, kiddo. :D

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    #14

    Fitness Fail

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    Lodogg 3323
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents bought one back in... 1990? It's still in the same spot, slightly dusty but barely used.

    #15

    Fitness Fail

    amora_ashley Report

    Kamisama
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Person: how'd you sprain your wrist? You: *thinks back to how I sprained my wrist from taking off my bra* ... Bench pressing 5 camels that were all pregnant with triplets.

    Elise McFarland
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once pulled something in my shoulder trying on sports bras. This is no joke.

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it counts as a sport injury!

    Sofie Agni
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, those things are like a trap. they are so hard to get out of!

    Jennifer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this more than once!

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pulled a shoulder muscle trying to get one on after my shower...

    Wamma Lamma
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend in college used to call it her scuba suit

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    #16

    Fitness Fail

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    Elise Mon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol .. the worker/instructors doesn't wake you up?

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely creepy. Better cancel your subscription.

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    Mark Jaress
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? They didn't drag your dead body out to the dumpster? What kind of irresponsible gym is that?

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    #17

    Fitness Fail

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    Sancha Fung
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ughhh. Maybe start on something small next time. Things happen

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's terrible. Sounds like those instructors need better education. You can't just slap people into any workout routine without a background check on health

    N G
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at photos of gym equipment is enough to make me dizzy :/

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow...this is hillarious, yet gives you the idea that the "instructors" probably would do with some additional instructions theirselves.

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    #18

    Fitness Fail

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    7j6eqi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad did a similar thing for years where he'd turn the shower handle to ice cold after he was done, so we'd think he was a total badass.

    Eddy Jay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for this Great advice!!!

    Cheryl Weldon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, it's not a fail if he did it on purpose.

    #19

    Fitness Fail

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    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The workout schedule was demanding a sacrifice!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it also get donut stains?

    Cheryl Weldon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's worst things to spill on it

    Kamisama
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza slices are in the shape of triangles, what else is in the shape of a triangle? The food pyramid. Therefore, pizza is healthy!

    #20

    Fitness Fail

    black_buddha_ Report

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's park our car here in case Plan A doesn't work out" (or maybe that was their getaway car)

    Nadine Ducca
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha! I can see my husband and me doing that!

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exercises were you expecting?

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    #21

    Fitness Fail

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    Gypsy soul
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What guys don't know is that girls rarely care/know how much men are lifting. It's not like an extra 30 pounds is going to make us interested:)

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thank you on behalf of all the single guys out there.

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    David KH Wong
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And successfully attracted the girls. Well done!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you know they are nice people

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    #22

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    Sancha Fung
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. My Fitbit reminds me to do 250 steps an hour and if I've only got 50 or so left, I just move my arms and hope for the best

    Fanwarrior
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom has one and once I borrowed it and just messed around while sitting down and I got her 200+ steps

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't everyone do this? No? C**p.

    Kiahna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine doesn't let me cheat. If I need steps, then I need to get up and do them!

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dam stupid *&^%y machines telling us what to do. Join the resistance !

    #23

    Fitness Fail

    cosmoallis Report

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all those who don't know - "Nidra" means "sleep" in Hindi!

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more of a Sanskrit word. Neend is Hindi. But I get your point.

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    Ashley Fernandes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on....people pay money......to go to the gym......and nap? #wtf

    7j6eqi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it's more meditation less nap.

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    Lodogg 3323
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao... pounding a Red Bull and 5hr energy and shooting PreWorkOut and then... sleep yoga???

    Kamisama
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? I haven't been sleeping all day! I've been doing yoga nidra.

    Pragya Fating
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yoga nidra is actually a pretty intense thing, it's just for spiritual cleansing, rather than for the physical. And it's actually great, when u do it , when u know what are you doing.

    Sarah Figini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, a yoga class that sounds fun

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    #24

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    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really slow. I hate how slow the cool down setting is.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once took a "beginner" spinning class. I just couldn't keep up with the other students. When I complained, they told me I was in an "intermediate" class. There were no signs on the door, I just went to the room # they gave me. No wonder the instructor was giving me funny looks.

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    #25

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    mkyfstr Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They shoulda done that in the first place

    Wamma Lamma
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think of all the lives you saved

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    #26

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    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Several Hefty teachers always team up for the annual staff weight loss. Team is BFF, for big fat friends. One year a guy had surgery, weeks in rehab, lowered appetite, nausea. He lost a lot of weight, and the BFF's won the challenge.

    #27

    Fitness Fail

    jessilinville Report

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes sense, she is burning the calories already!

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww, a little princess! i love that movie!

    #28

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    masamage Report

    Cherie Barnard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are people bleeding? It seems dangerous to go to the gym. Staying tf away.

    Nadine Ducca
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Continual bleeding on the bar on purpose"??? O_O WTF?

    Heriberto Herrera
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the type of deadlift you do, e.g. normally ones that start from the floor as opposed to those that start at the squat rack, require that you scrape the bar against your shins as part of the proper form. Depending on the age of the bar, the diamond grip can be sharp and cut you, yes I have bled doing doing deadlifts.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmm. Hep A, B, C. So many other pathogens...

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep gyms are dangerous. Imma don't go there

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    Cheryl Weldon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look on the bright side... You're not a member anymore. You have a pyjama excuse.

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bar is basically meant the be dragged up the body (or very nearly so) on deadlifts. Ripping the skin is common, so people will wear guards or chalk up their shins.

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the knurling on the bar...gives it grip...and can tear skin. I've ripped a few calluses off and made my shin bleed a few times.

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    Death Metal Kitty
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wut, scraping your shins to the point of bleeding the weight is far more than you can handle for the deadlift or that you've accumulated excess fatigue and are not maintain proper form! You need to maintain shin contact with the bar at all times, but don't cue grinding the bar into your shins. There are some people with extreme leverages due to body proportions, but those are the exceptions. Sumo, Conventional, RDL, cleans or snatches when done with proper form should not scrape your shins up.

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    #29

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha... good one.. now you mentioned it, I can guess the sound can drive you crazy if you don't know it's a person running on treadmill.

    Daniel Losinger
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you were doing it on the treadmill?

    Kamisama
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How loud IT was or how loud YOU were?

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    #30

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    amberlynchrr5 Report

    Elise Mon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least he did .. ya know, butt exercise 😂

    Sarah Figini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe he is married to the invisible woman

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not mock him. He is keeping / making hip flexibility. Can be really important for older folks.

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Practicing for the ladies hahahaha

    Mark Jaress
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preparing for that Valentine's Day Date

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the best he could do at his age. At least he's trying.

    Hawk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids this is how NOT to do push ups... or how NOT to twerk

    #31

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    Greg Hoggarth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this up their with the faux pa of giving something like a vacuum cleaner for Christmas?

    Cheryl Weldon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats why we give gifts in the first place

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He actually meant to get it for himself.

    Lodogg 3323
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when they divorce he'll have a head start in the dating pool.

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    #33

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    Cocoa panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hashtags don’t have spaces, sry just saying (I upvoted u btw)

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    Kiahna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once got hit in the middle of the face with a softball. It was not soft.

    PotterHead
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something my friends would do. I´m legit, the clumsiest person in my entire school.

    BarryAllenTheFlash
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gym teacher said "is like a fish out of water," and "P.E. does not come naturally for her."

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda reminds me of the time a dodgeball rebounded off the floor and hit me square in my groin. I squeaked out "I'm okay," then I flopped onto the floor and inchwormed my way to the sidelines.

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    #35

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    YaminiVidyadhar Report

    #36

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    fromtheAshTree_ Report

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yah me too. Got talked into an expensive membership. Hurt so bad. Didn't go back. Rinse and repeat far too many times. .............. Came to my senses. realized i do NOT like gyms..the programs teh "professionals" gave me did not suit my illness and prior perma injuries. I do much better walking / riding and doing exercises at home. And with my friends.........far too many gyms just want the money.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was leaving a parking lot, and I saw a really buff guy in his twenties come out of the gym. I thought "he's a good advertisement for the gym." Didn't mean to stare. Then I saw a guy my own age (in his 60's) going into the gym. He was also in great shape. Gotta meet that guy. Or join the gym. LOL

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    #37

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    avaeileen2508 Report

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure gyms major income stream is people buying memberships, going a few times. Quitting. ( i cannot add up the money i have wasted this way )

    Leanne Reilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's literally it... Gyms couldn't afford to stay open if EVERYONE who had memberships turned up. And there wouldn't be enough room anyway.

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    #38

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    BobbiKnack Report

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell us all, even if its a lie - that your friend did lose the weight!

    CelSlade
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of them aren't afraid of sartorial accessories at all!

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    #39

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    LindsayLogueTV Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Young Moms are the hardest working people on the planet. You deserve a donut.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people " fail" these impossibly programs. Money makers make a LOT of money off our feeling bad. Most of the people who " succeed" at commercial diet programs gain back MORE weight a few years later. If you want the stats try NewScientist. a weekly paper magazine. Do not know how searchable their web site is. good luck

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've failed Weight Watchers twice. It was demoralizing.

    Lodogg 3323
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you google her. She's pretty skinny... so I don't feel bad for her one bit

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    #40

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    0hhey_itsjay Report

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5K run for the first time in 50 minutes is not a fail.

    A S Koziol
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just completing one is not a fail! How many people didn't even try?

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a fail at all!! You completed the run, that's all that matters.

    Greg T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a fail at all, screw google, just beat your own times if you want to keep records for goals. I would be dead on the ground after 1/2k, and probably still over 25 minutes

    earringnut
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's about 4.9999k farther than i can run

    MonsterMash
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey at least you DID IT! I say major props to you and screw the “average”.

    Sarah Figini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    set your own standards. im impressed

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not compare yourself to others. You do not know anything about them at all. They may have been running for years and years. You are doing the very best you can. And it is really good best !. Focus on your stats, and see your improvements. And celebrate them

    Sandra La Madeleine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were ahead of all the people who stayed home sitting on the couch. I'd say that's a win!!!

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Vecorin Switzerland there is a Parcours Vita (sorry if not spelled correctly) outside exercise course. It's at a very high elevation and I live at sea level. Supposed to take 25 to 30 minutes to compleat. I walked round the course, not doing the exercises, totally out of breath. Took me an hour and 20 minutes. Had a fantastic view of the valley below. The artics on the road looked like ants, could not distinguish people.

    Animaniac
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did a 5K in about 33 minutes.

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    #41

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    mrgigglesLXIX Report

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's their fault, not yours. Only a real idiot would escalate gym etiquette to a fight like that.

    Alia Gail
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, what a rude person. Just politely remind them to wipe the treadmill and move on, jeez.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like that other person needs to learn some anger management. There is a nice way to ask someone to wipe off the equipment.

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    #42

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    Juls_Charman Report

    Cherie Barnard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not long at all... try 365+...

    P.Brux FHell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gym club used to sent me emails "we miss you, come back!"

    Michael C
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would respond with, "I think I will sign up with your competition instead. Good bye."

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    #43

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    jimmyfallon Report

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen in almost all homes that have treadmills, its never used. I am not saying ALL. But in most of them, may be it's a human thing that we tend to push ourselves when we are in company of other humans like in Gym etc.

    Lyndsay B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used it a lot for running on a few months a year, then the rest of the time it's where I sort clean laundry.

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sellers of these sorts of things employ Psychologists ( plural ) to make the advertising effective.

    mbergen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this and my kids noticed. Not proud, just sayin...

    #44

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    backseatstory Report

    Sancha Fung
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh, Little twist at the end here.

    Greg Hoggarth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why you shouldn't share those details with people. The extra pressure can lead you to giving up.

    #45

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    TeresaLepore15 Report

    Lodogg 3323
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs don't poop while walking. They may take a few steps when squeezing it out, but not while in full stride.

    Anita Wolf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL6Lw8Y84SA and yet they do

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    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you just leash him to it and leave him? I don't get how it could've gotten this bad...

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    #47

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    henryjuliefan Report

    Sarah Figini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you poor poor thing. in a few decades youll be able to laugh at this

    Alysha Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be higher on the list. XD

    Lodogg 3323
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna say b******t on this one. No pun intended... any guy who does let a shart slip, knows instantly and if they have the gurgles they won't let it rip.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoulda kept this one to yourself

    Pavlina G
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BWAH HA HA HA HA.....oops. ....

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! How long did it take you to realise what was happening to stop the machine? gooood

    #48

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    proud_and_tall Report

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably both are owned by the same company. Raking in the money.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they put that kind of restaurant next to a gym? It's sadistic!

    #49

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    RyanRomeike Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even fit people eat junk sometimes. If they say they don't, they're lying.

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    #50

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    MissMaddieAdams Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, foosball is exercise.

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    #51

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    Sophsk1 Report

    Sancha Fung
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not really a fail. I made that same mistake once and I'm under 50

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to show her how to use it.

    #53

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    residentswot Report

    Monika Pajor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I wouldn't stop If i were being chased by a cow.

    Sandra La Madeleine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Statistically, there are more cow related deaths in a year than shark related deaths. I'd run too.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you got a workout. You need to hire the cow.

    John Macmillan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cows dont chase you they are following you its normal behavior for them

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    #54

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    falpal_lindsey Report

    Cherie Barnard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once a week treats aren't that bad, imo.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took my disabled friend to her slimming club, bought and ate fish and chips whilst waiting for her. In six weeks I lost more weight than she did. She was yelled at for not losing weight. She had been bed bound for 20 years and had started to be able to move. Went down 3 dress sizes whilst gaining weight. Muscle weighs more than flab.

    Fanwarrior
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How big were the fries and milkshake?

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    #55

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    sarahliz428 Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago, when I had just joined the YMCA, I left my lock on the locker and went home. Next day, they had cut my lock. I didn't see the sign.

    #56

    Fitness Fail

    kaley_fisherr Report

    Sancha Fung
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwww. Did you ever let her spot you again after?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You weren't that good of friends!

    #57

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    madandbrilliant Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you were wearing under ware!

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't laughing good excersize ? ( omg spell checker puts supersize )

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    #59

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    _delitaco Report

    Phil Vaive
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You probably lost a few pounds just from that one workout!

    #60

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    Owleyessx3 Report

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is those psychologists companies use to get us to buy stuff we are never gonna use. The gym is making money, they are happy.

    MonsterMash
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wouldn’t you just cancel it ? Must be nice to have some spare cash to burn...

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    #62

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    DjLosDos Report

    Sancha Fung
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great lesson to be learnt by all

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum can lose weight on the add onions diet. She can't process them, dire consequences in the rear.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an attractive guy.

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    #63

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    Juls_Charman Report

    Cats999
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There could have been water in there. They could have reused the bottle.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But at some point, they did drink the whole bottle (hopefully not all at once).

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    #64

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    Jcupp612 Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He never saw you again either

    #65

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    LeahBale15 Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Do they air the security camera footage?

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    #66

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    RyanBartholomee Report

    Nadine Ducca
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mold??? What do you do with your swimsuits? Keep them all bunched up in a soggy heap?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to get a new swimsuit

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor ladies. First time they saw that in a while

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