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Article created by: Evelina Šiukšterytė

According to Facebook, more than one in three people in the US use their Marketplace to buy and sell things every month. It offers convenience, affordability, and sustainability, so it’s really not surprising that the platform has attracted so many users. There’s not much to dislike about it—it’s like the flea market of the Internet! And with such a big user base, you know there’s never a dull moment while scrolling through Facebook Marketplace. 

Purely for your entertainment, our Bored Panda team has gathered many such moments below. Scroll down to find some of the wildest and most unhinged listings sellers posted, and be sure to leave us your verdict in the comments: to buy or not to buy?

While you're at it, don't forget to check out a conversation with a full-time vintage seller and owner of Angela's Vintage Shop, Angela Mandragiu, and a vintage seller and owner of Abigail's Artful Abode, Abigail Lopez, who kindly agreed to share their best tips on selling items online.

#1

“Can It Be Delivered?”

Hand holding two slices of bread labeled as a knuckle sandwich, posted on FB Marketplace for free.

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    #2

    Not Sure If This Belongs Here, But It Gave Me A Laugh When I Was Scrolling

    Person inside large dog crate listed on FB Marketplace, example of things people try to get rid of and get shamed for.

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    #3

    Hope I’m The First To Find This One 😂

    Orange Cheeto-shaped mask for sale on FB Marketplace, part of unusual items people try to get rid of online.

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    #4

    Neat But Expensive LOL

    Wooden carved tree with a face posted for sale on FB Marketplace, part of items people try to get rid of.

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    #5

    My Local Mp

    Worn and dirty earbuds posted for sale on Facebook Marketplace, showcasing unusual items people try to get rid of.

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    #6

    I'm Not Saying That They're Just Trying To Avoid Dump Fees But What Can Broken Concrete Really Be Used For?

    Pile of used concrete slabs and broken cinder blocks offered for free on a Facebook Marketplace post.

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    #7

    She Had Several Pics And A Video Of A Dog Rummaging Through The Trash On The Floor And Their Man Was In The Back, Which I Found To Be Entertaining

    Person wearing a shark head takes a selfie in front of a beautiful mirror listed on FB Marketplace to get rid of stuff.

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    #8

    'Yellow Cloud Look' Weird, The 'Yellow Clouds' Look Identical To Canned Spray Foam

    Yellow cloud look mirror listed on FB Marketplace, part of 50 things people try to get rid of and get shamed for.

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    #9

    This Seems Weird…right?

    Worn Zion National Park map socks for sale, part of items people list and get shamed on FB Marketplace.

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    #10

    Not Knocking The Potential Skill And Time Spent. But Holy Nightmare Fuel.... 😭

    Handmade Mickey Mouse figurine covered in shells listed on FB Marketplace in an attempt to get rid of unwanted items.

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    #11

    “What You Purchase This For” Is A Wild Statement

    Plastic foot for sale on FB Marketplace listed among unusual things people try to get rid of and get shamed online.

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    #12

    Love This. 😂😂

    Cheeto shaped like a ray gun posted on FB Marketplace as a funny item people are trying to get rid of.

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    #13

    That’s Not An iPhone Anymore Man… It’s Barely Even An I 🤨

    Worn and damaged iPhone 14 Pro gold listed on FB Marketplace for parts or spares, highlighting items people try to get rid of.

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    #14

    You Know What I’ll Take It

    Man listing 1969 Cadillac DeVille for sale on FB Marketplace, showing a close-up selfie instead of the car.

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    #15

    Does This Count

    Heart shaped pretzel listed on FB Marketplace for $1,000, part of things people try to get rid of and get shamed for.

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    #16

    Not A Marketplace Listing But It Was Crossposted To Marketplace. They Want 800 A Month To Share A Motel Room.🥴😮‍💨

    Room for rent post on FB Marketplace showing bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, and living space with queen bed and utilities included.

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    #17

    Just Why…

    Chat conversation on FB Marketplace showing buyer's indecision and seller's frustration while trying to sell items listed for NZ$400.

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    #18

    Andy’s Mom Had Enough Of His Toys Being Left All Over The Floor. Happy Mother’s Day!

    Box of kids toys on FB Marketplace with people trying to get rid of items and receiving shaming comments

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    #19

    Bro Wants $20 For Two Chips Stuck Together

    Single chip double dorito being sold on FB Marketplace as people try to get rid of weird things and get shamed online.

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    #20

    “Vintage.” Only A Grand! Came Up In My Feed Because I Bought A Used Recent One For $100

    Old Weber Genesis grill with brown hood and two burners listed on FB Marketplace, showing wear and rust.

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    #21

    Long Time Lurker, First Time Poster

    Homemade weighted football sealed with duct tape listed on FB Marketplace with visible wear and damage.

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    #22

    Gooooooood Old Boooga Sugar Bed

    Vintage velvet bed frame with built-in 8 track player and lamps listed on FB Marketplace for sale.

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    #23

    Anyone In The Market For A Japanese Maple?

    Man lying face down on lawn next to Japanese maple tree listed for sale on FB Marketplace amid funny posts.

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    #24

    Ran When Parked In 1985 😂 The Starting Price Was $3000…

    Abandoned Oldsmobile Delta 88 car sunk in leaves and dirt listed on FB Marketplace for sale.

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    #25

    I Don't Think That's Quite What I'm Looking At

    Rustic wooden Tudor bed listed on FB Marketplace, featured among things people try to get rid of and get shamed.

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    #26

    Wow Do I Feel Bad 😂

    2001 Subaru B4 twin turbo listed on FB Marketplace with conversation revealing personal tragedy behind sale.

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    #27

    Never Seen One Of These Before! I Thought It Was Just Called A Hospital

    Handmade NHL-themed hockey birdhouse with Canadian flag listed on FB Marketplace for sale and getting shamed.

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    #28

    $850 For Pencils? Is This An Actual Thing?

    Vintage Derwents colored pencils set from the early 90s listed on FB Marketplace people try to get rid of.

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    #29

    Dang I Could Of Been Rich. My Aunt Worked There In The 80's

    Vintage 1980s McDonalds large styrofoam coffee cups listed on FB Marketplace with funny collectible item humor.

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    #30

    Sorry What

    Handmade orange cat mask listed on Facebook Marketplace by seller trying to get rid of things and facing shaming.

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    #31

    Guy Stole A Metro Sign And Selling It On The Marketplace.. Welcome To Sweden 💁🏼‍♀️

    LED tunnelbana sign for sale on FB Marketplace, one of the 50 things people are trying to get rid of and getting shamed for.

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    #32

    I Don’t Understand Why Send Me To An Empty House? What’s To Gain?

    FB Marketplace chat showing buyer coordinating a motorcycle parts pickup and getting stood up at the arranged time.

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    #33

    Uh, Not The Place To Ask Bud LOL

    Person in a helmet riding a dirt kart listed for sale with a titanium rear axle on FB Marketplace getting shamed.

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    #34

    Best I Can Do Is $250 And A 6 Pack Of Rainier

    Used old Toyota truck with rust and worn interior posted for sale on FB Marketplace, showing common items people are trying to get rid of.

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    #35

    I Didn’t Know We Were Selling Our Empty Liquor Bottles 🤔

    Empty Grey Goose vodka bottles listed on FB Marketplace as people try to get rid of unwanted items and face shaming.

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    #36

    650$ Razor Build Listed For 800 🤦‍♂️

    Electric Razor Mx500 bike listed on FB Marketplace with modifications, part of items people try to get rid of and get shamed

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    #37

    Alright Bro (140k On It Btw)

    Red 1991 Pontiac Firebird with a black firebird decal on hood listed on FB Marketplace for sale.

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