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Nothing says cringe humor more than a randomly-timed dad joke. No context. No set-up. It’s just pure funny father energy.
Puns that put your rolling eyes far into the back of your head. One-liners that leave you wondering, "What just happened? How did we get here?" Quips that create an awkward silence. But as much as we pretend to hate them, we just can't get enough of a great dad joke.
More than a million people have joined a Facebook group dedicated to dad jokes and memes since it started. Dad Jokes Daily does exactly as the name suggests, sharing posts that are lame, funny, classic, embarrassing, and everything in between.
The page’s "About” info reads, "What’s brown and sticky? A stick," but the content goes far beyond that. Bored Panda has gathered our favorite gems from the group for anyone looking for something to laugh at next time the kids are throwing a tantrum.
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
Gonna be interesting to see who harvests all those crops when Trump deports anyone who's even vaguely brown.
KatSaidWhat 1 year ago
Brexiters pissed off at shortages in shops, higher prices while still denying that the fact that the people doing the jobs they didn't want to do actually did go home as they wanted.
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keyboardtek 1 year ago
And soon Jesus will be sent to Guantanamo. No more vegetables on our tables.
Limey 1 year ago
Trump releasing billions of gallons of water intended for the crops in CA won’t help either.
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Ben Aziza 1 year ago (edited)
The one thing I like about how the usa gov is handling illegal immigration, is that it might reduce this child abuse work... God the horrord i hear around when i was still a teen back in North africa. About ppl drowning or enslaved just to go to Europe with no papers... The lies the fking smugglers come up with to fill the heads of kids my age... "Yeh you don't have to study or work here just go man they will take of you there ! They have all these benefits unlike here" They don't talk about the slavery as you have no papers... they dont talk about kids being sold... Whoever tolerated and defended illegal immigration has either been manipulate or is one of the benefactors...the highest form of evil applying the closest thing we have to slavery in a first world country...
Orysha 1 year ago
Not a chance, there might be less illegal immigrant children in the Usa but they will be replaced by poor White children, that's all the difference. Illegal immigration is sometimes the only way for people to stay alive.
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JB 1 year ago
Mike, might want to add /s to your comment, just to make it blatantly obvious for those who don’t speak/read sarcasm.
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April Pickett 1 year ago
Who else is waiting to hear that all the "illegal immigrants who commit crimes" have been deported? The next phrase should be; hey, what about all those incarcerated prisoners who aren't doing anything, let's put them to work in the fields. We could use all those out-of-work ICE guys to guard them.
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Crystalwitch60 1 year ago
I’m so stealing this cos I don’t answer my phone to un known nos either
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Missy VanWinkle 1 year ago
Good. No one should have ever known about it. Since when is it ok to hit smaller, weaker people who can't fight back?
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nicholas nolan 1 year ago
This is much better than the "you ever kill anyone" that I got after I got out of the Navy.
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Carl Roberts 1 year ago
For those that don't get it....In mathematics "22!" means "22 factorial". 22 factorial = 1.12 sextillion
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A. Br. 1 year ago
2 cannibals are eating a clown... 1 cannibal turns to the other cannibal and asks... Do you taste anything funny???
ucp 1 year ago (edited)
Two goldfish in a tank. One says “do you know how to fire the gun?”
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Adrian 1 year ago
It should be dads' in the title not dad's. People here don't seem to know how apostrophes work.
A. Br. 1 year ago
2 cannibals are eating a clown... 1 cannibal turns to the other cannibal and asks... Do you taste anything funny???
ucp 1 year ago (edited)
Two goldfish in a tank. One says “do you know how to fire the gun?”
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It should be dads' in the title not dad's. People here don't seem to know how apostrophes work.
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