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Many of us love watching films as a form of escapism. I don’t really want to know what it’s like to run an empire selling illegal goods or to get stranded in the forest after a plane crash. But it’s fascinating to immerse myself in these stories through a screen!

However, if a movie is meant to be set in our world, audiences will only truly connect to the characters if they’re believable. That's why cinephiles on Reddit have been discussing the most unrealistic and eye-roll inducing choices directors make that immediately take viewers out of a story.

It’s understandable for artists to take some liberties when writing scripts, but it’s difficult to take the plot seriously when the hero can magically survive dozens of life-threatening injuries. Enjoy scrolling through this list, and be sure to upvote the film details that frustrate you too!

#1

Smiling woman with long hair opening a door, representing unrealistic movie moments. When people just like show up unannounced. Especially romantic movies. The girl always looks flawless. If a guy just showed up at my doorstep. The most likely result would be me in men's sweats with a bun on top of my head eating Cheetos out of my belly button.

UPDATE: to answer all of your questions, I have a really deep belly button.

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Multa Nocte
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And apparently really like Cheetos.

Andrew Keir
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cheetos are the fastest ... but they never prosper ...

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Pferdchen
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This makes me imagine an alternative to OnlyFans called OnlyReality.

geezeronthehill
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do I clean cheeto dust out of your belly button? Asking for a friend.

Featherytoad
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or, they go on the run, and they chop all their long hair off. I'll be damned if it's not the cutest hairdo ever.

Deta Rossiter
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

she forgot to say the belly button has dip..... I am gong home now. LOL

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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For some reason, my brain read that as "eating Cheerios out of my belly button." I wondered how much milk fits in the belly button. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lila Allen
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well.... did you measure and find out or are you just gonna leave us hanging

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Peter Bear
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, this is a modern issue. 30 years ago before cell phones, people did in fact just show up sometimes.

Portentia9
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7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I miss the days of surprise visits, phone calls, just overall spontaneity. A friend of mine is having his first kid at 40+. I overheard him tell a patron, "Yeh, as I get older, there aren't many surprises left. This is a nice surprise".

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David Beaulieu
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or even better, when they arrive during 'book club" or the "big game" and there is a built in audience to tell us how we feel about the toxic thing happening we are told is "romance"

BeesEelsAndPups
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And in all honestly, that would be really hot. Speaking as a guy

Boo
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8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imho, wotsits are better.

Hile Troy
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meh, same international conglomerate, different name.

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    #2

    Girl falls in love with a crazy a*****e and the more she loves him the less of a crazy a*****e he becomes. Newsflash, in real life loving a crazy a*****e doesn't fix him, it turns him into a crazier a*****e.

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    LauraDragonWench
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or that stalking = love. (I'm glaring at you, "Twilight.")

    General Anaesthesia
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Every breath you take, And every move you make, Every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watchin' you", the Police: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs

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    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. The whole "She can fix him" trope.

    Annabelle
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, no, "real life loving" doesn't turn anyone into a crazier @sshole. Their masks come off more and the abuse increases because that's who they are, not who love made them.

    Rich Black
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a chick-flick trope. guy flicks involve battling a monster, then the girl falls in love with you

    Portentia9
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    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeh. Male characters going through living hell, battles, what-have-you in male-oriented movies. Chick-flicks, the gal is always a 20-year-old lawyer, ad exec or successful business owner, blonde and living in a high-rise condo or big, two-story house alone that the guy falls for. Or, an unrealistically young and gorgeous prostitute. Movies, I swear. That's why Conan the Barbarian will always be my favourite love story of all times. It's far more realistic for me.

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    Seadog
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in reality, girls get out of bad relationships, say they want to nice man, and find one. What do they do? Dump the nice guy and go right back to another bad relationship. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

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    #3

    Man with laptop in a bright room, highlighting unrealistic movie scenes that distract audiences from the story. When someone tries to figure out a password. They'll look around the room and be like, "Paris! Her favorite city - that must be her password!" And it works. F**k all y'all.

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    urbeinghunted 25
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can guess my password for everything if you've seen my room...

    Pferdchen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hit close to home before I realized that I employ more sophisticated techniques like adding 1 special character and 1 digit.

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    Apatheist Account2
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also that, even in the security services or government offices, every laptop is either left on or just comes on ready to go when they open up the screen, no-one seems ever to turn them off (or need to charge them).

    Norm Gilmore
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. I turn my laptop on and wander away to make a cup of tea so it has time to wake itself up as well...

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    DH41144
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought passwords had to be at least 22 characters, 7 symbols and 18 numers. And not was any of you previous 14 passwords.

    Al Padilla
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Huey, Dewey, Louie, Paris" - 3 characters and a capital

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    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one could ever figure out all the caps and lower cases, numbers and symbols that would spell out a random theme of words I have and some with backwards spellings. Apparently none of that actually matters, as passwords appear as encrypted codes that could still be figured out if a hacker really wanted to take the time to do it.

    BeesEelsAndPups
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use a password manager for everything. My passwords all look like "SDsF*&KHa34d5WElajFhsdfi8Dywe#R$" and I have no idea what they are myself. The password to my password manager is always just 5 random words that I re-generate every 6 months. Good luck guessing that. Also, it uses multi-factor auth, so you'd also need to have my phone on you.

    David
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So basically if your password manager is hacked you lose all your passwords. I keep my passwords offline except for when I need to enter them for the site(s) they are used for. You can google up multiple instances of various passwords managers being compromised.

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    Bored Sailor
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Navy one command got really into making sure everyone had good passwords. They were using hacking software inside the firewall, and would suspend your account if they could get in. Literally I would open word close my eyesy and randomly hit keys with or without hold shift to create my password. They hacked it and my account ws locked. I went and said create my password for me, and it was literally my last name, one of the first rules of what not to do. But again that is using hacker software not just guessing.

    Just_for_this
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not your fault, at all, and a complete own goal on their part. ANY account that requires a secure PW should block any brute force attack which is the (mostly) only way hacking tools can gain access for randomly generated PW's unless there is a vulnerability in their programming or additional attack vectors.

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    Trillian
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly how I used to create my office computer passwords (mousepad123, pencil123 ...)

    Jnausicaa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 2 3 4 5. Just like my luggage.

    Seadog
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can figure out my passwords by looking around the room...any room, then you won't need my password for anything because you'll know the winning lottery number for every drawing, you'll know when everyone is going to die, you will have the ability to know everything about everything. The only way you're getting my passwords is to spend a few minutes in my head. Do that and you still won't need them because you'll run from the room screaming.

    Rich Black
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just read that 25% of passwords are a pet name

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    #4

    A woman sitting on a bed looking thoughtful, with a person blurred in the background, illustrating unrealistic movie emotions. When the characters don't communicate. Seems like there are a lot of movies/stories where there is some sort of dilemma but if they just sat and talked for a minute and explained what happened it would be fine. Seems like lazy writing sometimes.

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    Annabelle
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except lots of people don't communicate well or at all.

    Tim Douglass
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who does a fair amount of counseling, failure to communicate is probably the #1 cause of real-world problems and conflict. While it may seem like a frustrating failure it's actually probably the most true-to-life part of most movies.

    liam newton-harding
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALL the Divorce Lawyers have entered the conversation.

    Ace
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All too realistic, if we're to believe all the AITA and similar Reddit threads copied here.

    Pencil
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely do not believe 95% of those.

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    turk
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Three's Company" got eight seasons out of characters not communicating that led to awkward situations.

    DowntownStevieB
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half of the movies we watch would be over in like 20 mins lol

    Daria
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    our life would have much less drama if everyone involved could (or would) communicate in a healthy way. The movie makers know and use that, as drama is exactly what they need

    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then there would be no plot to the movie. Looking at you "Little Black Book".

    Daniel Atkins
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many rom com situations would never happed if they would call their partner and say my sibling or cousin is in town and I'm hanging out with them.

    JuJu
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After three dates, she sees him with a woman at Target. Of course, she knew it, he is one of THOSE men. She turns around unseen by guy and THE other woman, leaves, blocks his number and drowns in misery. During the town's annual platypus-festivities, she accidentally runs into him and THE other woman. It's his sister. Unfortunately, she has already revenge-fondued the local Bowling Club and there's no coming back. Camera goes over a few falling leaves...fin!

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    #5

    People with 'normal' jobs (waiter, teacher, etc) having a cool, large apartment in one of the most expensive cities in the world (NY, LA, London, etc).

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    John O'Donnell
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jenny Agutter playing a NHS nurse who can afford a ground floor flat in Redcliffe Square in American Werewolf In London is always the one that makes me laugh. Even in the 1970s you’d have to be a millionaire to afford that.

    Nova Rook
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she was so hot. Also, it was a nice apartment.

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    Ellinor
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't they explained the reason why in the show ?

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    CD King
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when a young couple lives in a 3000 sq ft , double story colonial but the guest ( or husband ) has to sleep on the couch.

    Alison M.
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carrie Bradshaw (SATC) living in her spacious Upper East Side N.Y. apartment and being able to afford designer clothes and shoes, all while being a writer. Forget about some of the horrible story lines, that was hard to watch!

    Slapdash1
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her writing amounted to one article a week.

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    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, some of those movies and shows took place in earlier times when rents weren't so crazy high.

    PeepPeep the duck
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah when I first started waitressing in 2002 (I was 15) I was on $26.50 au and I lived in a beach front unit on the Gold Coast a 5mins walk from the restaurant (dad helped organise the legal side ) 2006 I had to move across Aus cos rentals went crazy and there was none. But yeah I don’t live like that anymore 😂 it was awesome while it lasted, having a taste of that life we were all meant to have

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    Portentia9
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've pointed out that even the 'poor' working class live in two-story houses. Except for Good Times - that was realistic.

    Millie Brown
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 broke girls was really good about not letting this happen

    Kerry Palmer
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cops in British TV shows drive luxurious cars.

    Amanda Reinstatler
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I work three days a week at a used bookstore to pay for my loft apartment in Chelsea"

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    #6

    Eiffel Tower under blue sky, representing unrealistic movie settings. Going to any famous landmark and being the only ones there.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no matter where the characters are in Paris, the Eiffel Tower is automatically in the background.

    Andrew Keir
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does get around. They had to make the Metro especially large for it to fit

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    Babs McGurk
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there's always a parking spot right out front!

    urbeinghunted 25
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Essentially that's how the characters have a good time...

    Panda Kicki
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be there early in the morning. I have watched the sunrise alone from both the pyramid site in Kairo and in Petra, Jordan.

    Seadog
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they always find a parking spot right out front of the place they're going. Now I've never been to NYC, Chicago, LA or any other overpopulated city such as those but I'll bet money you won't find a parking spot outside of a garage within 5 miles of midtown.

    Portentia9
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of similar to being in a huge city like New York, Los Angeles, etc. and 'running into' someone you know.

    GalPalAl
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same about the arc de triomphe and the louvre

    S P
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The main monuments of Paris are in a small area of the city. Also, the city is designed with sight lines so you can see the sites from many spots and often see many monuments from one spot down a line. From the Arch at the Louvre you can see the Arch de Triumph in the distance.

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    #7

    The "ugly girl" in movies is actually super hot but just wearing glasses and has her hair in a bun.

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    Marko Jovanovic
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To quote Simpsons: there's "movie ugly" and there is "ugly ugly"

    nottheactualphoto
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The term I know is "Hollywood ugly," but it's the same idea.

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    Luke Branwen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know everyone's crazy about "Princess Diaries" but I can't stand that movie. Its message is basically "You can only be accepted and celebrated if you conform to conventional ideals of beauty and change everything that's interesting about you." She was SO MUCH better before goddamit.

    Verena Fiori-Jambor
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The “fat girl” is never really fat as well

    urbeinghunted 25
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs reversed?

    Lee Gilliland
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Superman and just Clark Kent's glasses. That one was funny for kids in the '50s.

    Jnausicaa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harold Lloyd, a silent film star wore glasses and usually a straw boater hat in his movies but when off the set he did not. He found it to be a good disguise. The creators of Superman read about that in some movie magazine and they just used the reverse, And Supe's spit curl. Never underestimate the power of a spit curl

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    Peter Bear
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doubly ironic that glasses automatically make you more attractive.

    Nova Rook
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite recent one was the woman in the Witcher. I didn't know the story but the ugly witch girl was obviously going to become beautiful at some point.

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    #8

    No one ever finishes a meal or their drinks. They always leave half full plates on the table or open a beer, take one sip, and leave it on the counter never to touch it again. Wasteful bastards.

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor mom with the full breakfast ready and her kid grabs a piece of fruit on the way out.

    Pencil
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the dad, though. He takes one sip of coffee and a slice of bacon to go.

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    SheHulk
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hugh, elaborate breakfasts with dozens of pancakes stacked neatly. All the fixings, with bacon and berries etc ... and nobody touches it.

    Lila Allen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a mom... if I cooked that much I would throw a chair at the first person to grab toast and try to leave. Just sayin.

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    Featherytoad
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw one movie where they just pushed the food around for the whole ten minute scene. That's all I could fixate on.

    Portentia9
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something I noticed years ago and when I point it out, everyone sees it. Spaghetti. Spaghetti - or some pasta dish - is served in over 90% of films and TV shows. I've even seen it in animated programs. This dates back decades and I've seen it in foreign movies, too. What is with the spaghetti and filming???

    Don Adams
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shows and movies usually require several takes to get all the close ups and such, so there is no real life continuity. Some dinner scenes on Blue Bloods would take 6 or more hours to finish. My guesstimate is that spaghetti does not show consumption as much as meat, and it probably lasts longer under the lights. Also, you avoid the constant scraping of someone cutting their steak or toast breast (Blue Bloods went to plastic cutlery to avoid it).

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    Seadog
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the backswing of that sword are cigarettes. They always are just finishing their coffin nail when they suddenly have to go in some place. Reality would be, get out of the car, light up, take one drag and throw the nail on the ground. I see it everyday.

    Kerry Palmer
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always watch glasses on tables of people eating. The levels in them will mysteriously go up and down. Sometimes items on the table will disappear or appear from scene to scene.

    Amanda Reinstatler
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And whenevr they pour a glass or cup of coffee, etc - the pour two drops into it

    Timbob
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially husbands at breakfast.

    B
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My upvote button just broke.

    pebs
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very annoying!

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    #9

    Woman in cozy café, smiling at her phone while holding a coffee mug, under warm lights. Drinking from obviously empty cups.

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    UKGrandad
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, drinking from a full suitcase could get messy 😂

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    MoBeLa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! And it’s such an easy fix - just use water, and voila! The cup LOOKS heavier and SOUNDS normal when they set it down.

    Melissa Spencer
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The clacky sound empty paper cups make! Do none of the professionals hear rhat?

    George D
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Along the same lines, supposedly full boxes or whatnot that should weigh way more than the actor is physically showing. The most egregious case that I still cannot get over to this day- in the movie Kelly's Heroes they blast open a bank and find the gold they've been seeking. They're all in these portable wooden boxes. They break one open to confirm and it's filled with gold bars. Euphoria ensues and then we watch them moving the boxes to a truck. Those boxes should weigh 100 pounds minimum each, but it's painfully clear there's nothing in them. You even see one get inadvertently shifted in the box pile demonstrating that they're empty. Anyway, I've got it off my chest. Love that movie except for that stupid detail.

    Deta Rossiter
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this i hate, and it in soapies as well. it drives me up the wall

    David Beaulieu
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How hard is it to give someone a cup of water? I can 100% pick out a full cup when someone is holding it on screen.

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    Seadog
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how they carry $1m+ in a regular sized briefcase and like it has virtually no weight. I've carried large sums of cash before, It's not small and it's not lightweight. and you are not getting it in a briefcase.

    Kerry Palmer
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cups have no weight and no one ever dribbles.

    Flavia Slag
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When pouring coffee they never fill up the cup.

    CA Hyde
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just movies - but TV shows do the empty coffee cups all the time! Drives me insane! The 70's shows would actually pour coffee in the cup.

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    #10

    Person jogging on urban pavement in black and neon athletic gear, showcasing unrealistic movie-like scenario. When someone is being chased by a car. Why the f**k do they ALWAYS continue running on a straight road?! You obviously cannot outrun a car.

    googlion , freepik Report

    LauraDragonWench
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chased by anything: run in a straight line. 🤦 Do you know how much I screamed at the characters at the end of Prometheus to just TURN TO THE SIDE?!?!! (Then again, I screamed at the characters in Prometheus throughout the entire movie.)

    Nicola Roberts
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I followed a squirrel down a country lane once at 0.01 miles per hour, shouting out of the window "Run to the side". True story!

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    Tim Douglass
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again, this is actually pretty true. Most people will run in a straight line away from a threat. Look up all the videos of people trying to run straight away from a falling tree. It seems to be hard-wired in our DNA or something.

    Mel in Georgia
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serpentine! Serpentine! https://youtu.be/A2_w-QCWpS0?si=IVYLgSZr0_MI-_JA

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago I found a possum (Australian, and introduced to NZ) running in front of my car. It ran directly in front of me for several hundred metres. It did not think for a moment to run into the bushes in the side of the road!

    Andrew Keir
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be fair, they're not especially intelligent, are they?

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    Featherytoad
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could upvote this a million times. Christine is the movie I always think about when it comes to this.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the one time in Bandcamp where the Girls running away from the Donut spaceship in a straight line and one being eventually crushed while they could have Just moved to the Side or whatever

    Little Bit
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happens in almost every movie, a character on foot either trying to catch up with or outrun a moving vehicle. It's been done so many times that it is just boring.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or go down an alleyway that has no outlet. Or go down one that does. Alleys in large cities are not well lit or all that safe.

    nottheactualphoto
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given an alley, you can't tell if it has an outlet or not. Especially with split-second notice.

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    CD King
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a forest on both sides of the road for the love of god!

    Lady Eowyn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when there's thick woods to either side of the road.

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    #11

    When they "enhance" a photo in order to get the information they want. YOU CANT ENHANCE THAT S**T LIKE THAT, A GRAINY PHOTO WILL STILL BE A GRAINY PHOTO, YOU'VE JUST BLOWN IT UP IN SIZE.

    ladycowbell Report

    BlackestDawn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll give you one step further. Using 2D images (surveillance video) and turn them 3D to be able to rotate it and see it from the "backside" (Enemy of the State). There is no way they have that kind of information in the original.

    BeesEelsAndPups
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red Dwarf did the best spoof on this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMBkWtDAPBY

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    John Dilligaf
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it was NCIS, they got an 8x10 studio quality photo of the suspect from a reflection in a car's chrome bumper. "Zoom and enhance, zoom and enhance, now rotate"

    Steve Kadner
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when they can read a license plate number using the reflection in someone's eye

    Bored Sailor
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes like here on BP, most images are so poor that even opening them on another tab you cannot make out what it says but the post assumes it is clear.

    Earonn -
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when it's unnecessary. They did that in Star Trek's "Vengeance Factor" with a photo to "calculate" the face of a person that was only partially seen. I get that they didn't just want to show that person, but it could have been easily be solved by saying "we have several photos where always just part of that face can be seen, but put together you have a recognisable image".

    AsylumWalker
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love in the simpsons when bart is like ENHANCE, and lisa just shrugs and pushes his face towards the screen

    Fred L.
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enhance! *click* Enhance! *click* Enhance! *click*

    nottheactualphoto
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't extract information that was never there.

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    #12

    Two men in casual attire sit talking by a window, wearing colorful striped socks. When two people want to talk privately and they casually step like 5 feet away in the same room, like nobody else in the room wouldn't be able to hear them.

    anon , Mizuno K Report

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a joke about this in Family Guy, where the characters were screaming at each other but the guy a few feet away couldn't here anything until they moved two feet closer together

    Pencil
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This irks me no end. Even when they go into another room, they leave the door open and turn their backs to the door in a house full of people.

    Kat
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one erks me more and more each time I see it. And it's in almost EVERYTHING!

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a room that’s noisy enough they have to yell to be heard anyway. Why not go outside or somewhere else that’s private and quiet?

    Leslie Victor
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs to hear the silly socks conversation anyway....

    David
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need a magic yellow line. LOL I laugh at being in line at a pharmacy and they ask you to stand behind the yellow line until it is your turn "for patient privacy". But you can usually stand there and hear everything the person being served is saying. Or worse, one time I was waiting in ER for a friend. The front desk had a plexiglass wall (like from covid) and a little speaker system set up. I was literally 50 feet away relaxing in a chair and I could still hear people giving their personal details.

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    #13

    A superhero stands on a rooftop at night, city lights in the background, embodying unrealistic movie moments. All the bad guys are horrible shots and the heroes never miss.

    drclairefraser , Michael Marais Report

    MalayDragon
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deadshot and Bullseye - Two Villains who never miss

    Awkward lady
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and in a fist fight, all the baddies queue up to hit the hero, and wait their turn!

    Howisitmondayalready
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no matter how long the fight goes on for, the hero and main protagonist will continue to drag themselves up and carry on

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    Jason Kennith
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In episode IV, they were actually ordered to miss. But it's become an unintentional meme by now.

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    DowntownStevieB
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And bad guys fall with only one shot.

    Bored Sailor
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, 20 + machine guns against one hand gun with 8 bullets and the hero gets them all. Not real but as me and the wifie say the director said so it is now real.

    Howisitmondayalready
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! And how the bad guys can pick off the hero's crew like sharpshooters, but when it comes to shooting at the hero they couldn't hit a cow's a$$ with a banjo - especially when he craftily hides behind a pillar or a stack of cardboard boxes

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    David
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call that "Stormtrooper Syndrome" Or if you are old enough, maybe "A-Team Syndrome" /J

    Michael P.
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just watch any of Steven Seagal's direct to video "movies" where he is notorious for his poor gun handling skills. And don't get me started on his "stunts", where he uses a stunt double for climbing stairs or fighting sitting down. Yes, he's a horrible person but his "movies" are even worse.

    Pyla
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think any movie with a spray of gunfire and no one gets hit is just hilarious.

    Brian Droste
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stormtroopers shooting at Han Solo at close range and never hits him. Or the stromtroopers in general.

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    #14

    Man animatedly speaking to children, capturing unrealistic scenes and storytelling moments. Teachers giving one motivation speech and suddenly all kids turn into saints.

    Blitzableitoah , user36718402 Report

    urbeinghunted 25
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish that were true... but then again, teachers nowadays aren't really known for inspirational speeches any more...

    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I teach 11 different groups of students a week, each group ranging from 11 to 35 students. I was fresh out of inspirational speeches in week 2 ... I do, however, have an unlimited and readily available supply of come-backs.

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    LizzieBoredom
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the female, white teacher who goes to a ghetto school, and turns all the brown children into Shakespeare loving thespians while Coolio sings in the background.

    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I think about it enough, my favourite movies have been the ones where the teachers are not the most liked by the class. Gotta love that English teacher in 10 Things I Hate About You. He sucks, but it's hard not to laugh at how unhinged he is.

    Mrs.C
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that teacher! And Tina Fey in Mean Girls.

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    Deta Rossiter
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all teachers wish it was like this. really

    Bored Sailor
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a high school senior class that never passed a test after one talk they all ace their ACT.

    A Night At The Opera
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multiple talks, yet the little boogers still go nuts.

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    #15

    Pregnant woman smiling on a sofa, showcasing unrealistic movie moments with perfect serenity. Inaccuracy in portrayal of pregnancy. Like oh 10 weeks and the baby is kicking. Or when "it's time" the woman is rushed to the hospital and goes through a birth in a few minutes. All LIES!!!!

    anon , Brooke Cagle Report

    JK
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont forget all the 8+ month pregnant women running around in high heels and not a swollen ankle in sight!

    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The husband flies down the road with his wife in labour, hitting every pothole and flying over speed bumps and hills. That s**t would hurt during contractions. No police chase, and if there is the police are just led to the hospital and all is forgiven.

    Lola July
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or every husband panics, is struck brainless. Quit making all fathers behave as incompetent idiots. It's so unoriginal, crappy writing, not funny and also makes women look like idiots for procreating with imbeciles.

    Todd Rogers
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all women are horrifically insane when they give birth, either. Sweat pouring down their face, punching the father yelling YOU DID THIS TO ME!

    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe not a few minutes, but my wife's water broke around 7, we went to the hospital and baby was here by 11. Definitely not the norm, but it can happen quick.

    BarfyCat
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After my brother was almost born in the hospital elevator, the doc took my dad aside and told him that if they were going to have any more kids, he'd better learn how to deliver them himself!

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    Glowdaddy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we really want to watch a 30-40 labor?

    Rose the Cook
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time has to be condensed to fit into one and a half hours or thereabouts.

    Laura Mitchell
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retired labor nurse here. They push wrong. The way they usually show it (the patient is sitting up and screaming), no baby is ever going to come out. Don't get me started on c-sections.

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    #16

    A group of friends walking and laughing together on a city street, showcasing unrealistic movie camaraderie. How everyone in highschool is in their late 20's.

    anon , gpointstudio Report

    John O'Donnell
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember the first time I watched it, and I thought that Americans stayed in school much longer than anyone else.

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    Pferdchen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, if we didn't advance students a level or grade until they mastered the course material, high school would be filled with people in their 20s (and geriatrics).

    CA Hyde
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all students in fabulous outfits with great hair and make up. My teen got up literally 20 minutes before class and was lucky to even have on shoes and pants.

    Portentia9
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeh. And the parents are youthful and fun and all have fancy jobs living in massive two-story mansions...

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    Portentia9
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 16 and Beverly Hills 90210 was big, I went on a rant about how obvious it is that the 'teens' are in there 20s. I went on to say that I suppose that made teens s.crewing 'okay'. What is the fascination with teenagers and them having s.ex??? S.exuallizing teens and having it become a popular TV show or movie??? YUCK!!!

    Glowdaddy
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To many rules for "minor / underaged" actors.

    keyboardtek
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many guys in my high school had beards. We all got into bars at age 16.

    Dolevaal
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why dont they cast teen actors ffs?

    Portentia9
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because, with all the s.ex portrayed that would be illegal. So to speak.

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    John Dilligaf
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is because of real-world practicalities. There are just so many laws and rules that you have to follow when using under 18 actors that it's just not worth it unless absolutely necessary.

    nottheactualphoto
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, there are a lot fewer talented actors who are 16 than who are 31.

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    #17

    Man with tape over mouth, illustrating unrealistic movie scenes. Covering someones mouth in duct tape. S**t don't stick to wet, humid surfaces. Breathing causes humidity. Might not fall clean off, but it wouldn't stifle speech.

    Edit: Too many of you know too much about how many times to wrap tape around someone's head lol.

    Jaexyn , andranik.h90 Report

    LauraDragonWench
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, it's not about how well the tape sticks, it's the fact that nobody takes their tongue to poke the tape away - it's easy. (Don't ask me how I know. All I'll say is that I like doing research. 😁)

    Featherytoad
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you'll have a sore tongue. Don't ask me how I know.

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    RamiRudolph
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was in that situation, I would be scared that my nose gets stuffy and I just asphyxiate.

    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How wet are people's mouths usually? Mine's always dry as the Gobi desert. I've torn skin off my lip tearing tape with my teeth.

    Apatheist Account2
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hardly any of the gags used in movies would stifle speech completely, and certainly not noise, which can come out of the nose; and if their hands are tied in front, then it's easy to remove the gag. It also annoys me when two people are tied up separately, but in the same room, and don't try to untie each other.

    Angela B
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *looks up from notepad*

    Lila Allen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a minimum of 3 times round the head tightly for a truly secure fit. However depending on the persons nasal clearance you could end up inadvertently suffocating them. Same with rag or cloth

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    glowworm2
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think about this particular video where a man proves that it doesn't work and then proceeds to get a bit silly about it. I can only find the last part of the video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zqh_Akbj1M

    Rikki Kay
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when someone gets grabbed from behind and a plastic bag is put over their head. Why are you flailing at the perps hands behind you??? OPen your mouth and poke a hole in the bag so you can breath. Doubt the k*ller brought a back up bag!!

    Jack Sonol
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was like 12 my 17 year old brother bound me with an entire roll of duct tape. I was free ten minutes later. Duct tape doesn't do s**t for binding or silencing humans.

    Kyle Simonson
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like you to try in real life to remove a 6-in piece of 2-in duct tape covering your mouth without your hands. Unless you have beard, I'll call the coroner

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    #18

    Drastic age differences between couples for the sake of casting a young hot actress in the role over one that's realistically more the equal to the actor.

    EZ_does_it Report

    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also mother and daughter characters who are too close in age in real life to be possible

    FloC
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like in the TV show Rosewood. The actor playing the main character was born in 1969 and the one playing his mother was born in 1960.

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    SheHulk
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super hot women who have advanced science degrees and are world experts at twenty.

    Portentia9
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    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made a similar comment about 'rom-coms' and the chick actor is 20, a lawyer, ad exec, successful business owner, etc., lives in a massive high-rise, condo, two-story house alone and is almost always blonde driving a dude sports car. Yeh. We know who the target audience is. Don't get me started on the young, gorgeous prostitute characters that the male character will drag their b.alls through miles of broken glass for.

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    urbeinghunted 25
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez i never noticed that till u said so... that's actualy soooo creepy

    Jaya
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really dislike when the male character is 30 years older than the female character, and it doesn't serve the plot and doesn't get acknowledged at all.

    Bored Sailor
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Leonardo and the likes makes this a real Hollywood life feature.

    Jnausicaa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michael Douglas is exactly 25 years older to the day than his wife.

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    Lola July
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Of course all 23 yr old girls like old farts in their 50' and 60's and it's only slightly disgusting...

    Portentia9
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there are rare movies like White Castle where it's the opposite, but the plot is stigma this and stigma that.

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    Mrs.C
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one reason I like 1923. Harrison Ford and Hellen Mirren look like they could actually be a couple.

    Lara Verne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or no age difference between actors that portray parents and actors who portray their children

    A Night At The Opera
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take Snow White and Prince Charming for example...

    Nova Rook
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, young women never ever date older men in real life and when they do we must stigmatize it because reasons and so it should never be shown in a movie because of those same unnamed reasons.

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    #19

    Person waxing leg, highlighting unrealistic movie moments. In a dystopian future where water and resources are scarce, everyone has the magical ability to shave their legs, chest and armpits and groom their eyebrows.

    I'm willing to forgive well kept hair, but the whole "waxed body" thing is dumb.

    Shaysdays , EyeEm Report

    Little Bit
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe in the dystopian future, bodily hair stops growing?

    MalayDragon
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the amount of dystopian futures include nuclear fallout I'd say this is plausible

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    Daria
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    straight, optic white teeth too

    Adam Belaire
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What gets me is in any movie where a character is a prisoner in a dirty cell, dirt all over their face and clothes are a mess. Still immaculate teeth.

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    Poppy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched a Resident Evil movie (can't remember which one) and the heroine had just been in a huge fight, had escaped and still had perfect makeup.

    Deta Rossiter
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they eat the hair maybe? we do not know what is in Soylent Green, exactly. haha

    Lisa T
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they’ve all had laser hair removal removal?

    Timbob
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you enjoy looking for body hair ?

    Mrs.C
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in dystopian futures eyeliner is readily available. Looking at you, Zombie Land!

    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we fix the dystopian present, the future would sort itself out.

    Firstname Lastname
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in a dystopian future, and my legs are stubbly as we speak.

    Be_ Heard
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh this drives me crazy too. When i read the hunger games, i appreciated the author explaining how the men and women stayed hairless throughout the games and also said that katniss had long hair on her legs before they took it off

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    #20

    A woman in a car at night, eyes closed, illustrating unrealistic movie scenes that disrupt storytelling. It gets to me when people are driving and they move the steering wheel way to much for driving on a straight road. Do that in real life and you're all over the road.

    adamrocks84 , Getty Images Report

    LauraDragonWench
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they take their eyes off the road to look at their passenger for minutes at a time. Yeah, no - that's the direct line to Crashville.

    MalayDragon
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did the stare and drive on ya didn't he? Hah He got that from me... *proceeds to drive through a red light* - Roman Pierce 2 Fast 2 Furious

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a good Nora from Queens episode where Awkwafina drives an Uber, and she keeps staring back at her passengers to talk, and they're like "Let me out of this car you're going to k**l us all"

    Timbob
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe there’s a loose nut at the wheel !

    David
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I see that I think of my friend's old Cadillac. It had some sort of issue with the steering. It wasn't too noticeable on dry roads but if you were driving in snow/ice, you'd have to constantly micro adjust the steering wheel left and right to keep it going in a straight line. (And no, they don't own that car any more)

    Kerry Palmer
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What bugs me is the driver having a conversation with a passenger and looks at the passenger more than looking at the road.

    AmyB
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!!! Makes me nuts!!!!

    Daniel Atkins
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably a holdover from the time when cars didn't have power steering or it wasn't as good as it it today and you need to move the steering wheel more. actors take their cue from older movies and do the same thing.

    Jo Firth
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second thing my father told me when teaching me to drive was not to turn the steering wheel like I see in movies/on TV. The first thing was to drive like everyone else on the road is an idiot, because they are. Both valuable lessons.

    Glowdaddy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice the background outside the windows doesn't match the speed or direction. You can tell it is "green screen" or CGI.

    wobbly jelly
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or mashing gears to make it go much faster

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    #21

    When people are pretending to play instruments and they clearly have absolutely no idea what they are doing. The prop department could at least teach them how to hold the f*****g things, it makes me so angry.

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    urbeinghunted 25
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I played the trumpet in primary school for two years and the first thing the teachers told us was "don't puff out your cheeks - it doesn't work". Right, and in the movies, guess what everybody does?

    Pencil
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do it with computer keyboards, too. Hackers, usually. They're typing about 800wpm but only using the middle row of keys. Once in a while they'll type a letter from the row above but never, ever the row below.

    Howl's sleeping castle
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a bollywood song where one guy is shown playing an electric guitar and funnily the song didn't use electric guitar anywhere.

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe props dept doesn't know how to hold them either.

    The Mediterranean Fruit
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same for guns in movies. Lot's of people don't know the proper way to hold them and it shows.

    Rinso The Red
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell when they've had any training with the trigger discipline. I also wince everytime they're all sweeping the room and keep pointing their weapons at their team mates

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    JuniorCJ82
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My biggest pet peeve is holding them in the wrong hands - like right over left on saxophones, left handed trumpets, and the absolutely most egregious backwards French Horns. WHY?!?!?!?!

    Khavrinen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my Dad's flute students got selected as Guest Artist with the local symphony one year, and our local newspaper had her meet with a photographer for pics to go with the article about it. After some time taking shots in various poses, he complains that it's boring she's always holding the flute on the same side, why not try it on the other side for once? She tries to tell him it doesn't work like that, but eventually gives in for "just one shot" to shut him up, and of course THAT'S the picture they print. She was so angry and embarrassed!

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    Andrew Keir
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fits in with "Hollywood Science" - everything you learn at school, is denied on screen.

    Steph
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Immediately went to Saved by the Bell - The Band episode. All of them are bad, but Screech playing the keyboard!!

    RomanceRadish
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has never once had opportunity to hold or play an instrument, I never considered this. Now I will wonder!

    Timbob
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    25, it did for Dizzy !!!

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    #22

    When one character says, "Quick, turn on your TV!" and the other character just happens to be on the right channel. Ugh. No. There're like 800 channels with basic cable.

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    Space Invader
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Okay, I turned the TV on... Now what's so important about this stain remover conmercial? I mean, it DOES seem to work fairly well..."

    Hile Troy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What, did you want me to buy you the earrings they're selling, Jan?"

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    Apatheist Account2
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just at the right moment in the news report.

    Pencil
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the most annoying part. Especially if it's meant to be a single segment on the evening news. Unless it's a huge, breaking story, it's getting 90 seconds of coverage, MAX and they move on to the next thing.

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    William Teach
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ok, I turned the TV on. Which streaming service? I don't have cable."

    Damned_Cat
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, conversely, they're watching an important news report but shut it off while the reporter is still talking so they can discuss the new development.

    Seadog
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha. I feel it's safe to say, most households stream now and turning on the TV only gets you to a channel screen where you start selecting what provider you want to go to to select your show.

    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they don't have to turn on the TV then the cable then the whatever, it's unrealistic to use one remote

    Jaya
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys have 800 channels? I don't think there even exist a 100 different ones where I live, we used to have like 30 or something.

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    #23

    When people smoke weed in movies and react as though they are under the influence of some seriously psychoactive hallucinogens and act like complete fools.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they take a huge hit of (substance of choice) and continue to act completely unaffected.

    Clown fish
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking loads shots and still walking in a straight line

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    Pferdchen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean those were shiitake mushrooms!? Yes, I ripped that off from the SNL NPR ladies skit, which does not seem to be available online.

    David Beaulieu
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's immediate. Inhale... s****d.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people get very drunk, 4 minutes after their second drink !

    Lisa T
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’ve never had the weed I have then.

    Ace
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen it happen in real life as well.

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    #24

    People being "knocked out" by head trauma without ill effects. I'm sure there are people who think that's how it actually works, and that's a dangerous misconception. It's important to take head injuries seriously.

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    LauraDragonWench
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got smacked in the head as a kid by an out-of-control swing and blacked out for a few seconds. Directly afterwards, I couldn't remember my phone number or house number - took at least an hour for that info to pop back into my brain. Even the most minor of head trauma is serious.

    Rinso The Red
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time. EVERY TIME you lose consciousness, you should get checked by a doctor.

    Veronica Jean
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I thought I got knocked out and was doing pretty well. Years later and SO MUCH WORK things are better but my life was a s**t show for several years and I was too braindead to even realize how bad it was

    Kat
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How easily they knock people out in the movies/tv shows as well

    Bored Sailor
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or take a bat to the head multiple times and not get knocked out.

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    Daria
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after my mom's stroke i learned a lot about how brain works and d**n this thing is so fragile and delicate and still not fully understood, so yeah, brain damage is no fun at all

    A Night At The Opera
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they get caught in an explosion, yet they come out unharmed. Really?

    JB
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops. Shuffling guiltily. I fell off a chair last week, whacked my head on the way down and still have a cut over the eyebrow and a spectacular ‘black’ (actually, it’s brown, green, magenta and purple) eye to show for it. Didn’t fully knock myself out but I haven’t been to the doctor either. I figured that checking vision, pupil dilation response, no headache, no nausea, was good enough. However, I let my closest friend know what happened and asked them to check in with me daily. If I don’t respond promptly to the check in, please drive over and take me to ER. So far, so good. But you’d be a fool to follow my example. I openly admit I *should* have gone to ER. I’m bløody lucky that, so far, there’s no apparent consequences other than looking like someone clocked me in the face.

    Dogcat vet (retired)
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fell off a horse during an english riding lesson and it was hard enough to knock out my contact lens. I got back up and finished the ride then the next I remember I was half way home : don't remember grooming the horse afterwards and leaving. Lost about 15 to 20 minutes that day.

    Kristine Condon
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get involved in bar fights- crazy dude hitting, punching, kicking everyone cause he was tweaking out. He went after my hubby- he punched him in the ear- swelled up real nice and bled. Dude also took me out- punch to the side of my head- enough to lay me out flat on my back in the road and unconscious for a few seconds- he did it hard enough my shoe flew off! Good thing guy was eventually arrested! We did get checked out at the hospital- we were ok. Restraining order against the guy- thank god he is locked up now. He was a woman beater too!

    Seadog
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or the reverse. Guy gets a roundhouse to the head with a boot and keeps fighting. BS. You take a kick to the head, you're not gonna get up and keep fighting. You likely won't even get up.

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    #25

    It really grinds my gears when a character pulls another character up to safety with one arm from the edge of a cliff.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or catches someone by one hand after they've already started falling. Also the person who falls out of sight just to be revealed clinging to a tiny ledge 20 feet down.

    Dragons Exist
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they're holding a tiny root (despite there not being any plants with roots like that near the edge)

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    Pencil
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Characters hanging by their fingertips at all is preposterous. Not to mention their whole body swinging and flailing while they do it.

    Colleen Smith
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention the number of literal cliff hangers in movies.

    #26

    No one says good bye before they hang up. How many times do you say good bye and the other person still has more to say? How do movie characters always know the conversation is over??

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    Boo
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother-in-law was famous for just hanging up. Hubs had called her about something important and his mum was chatting about her neighbours or something. Once she had said what she wanted to say, she said good bye and hung up before hubs could even talk to her about the important thing he needed to talk to her about. He wasn't happy, as when she hung up, she didn't put the handset back on the cradle right, so when he tried to call back, all he got was a busy signal. He tried for over an hour and in the end had to drive to her place to speak to her. He was raging when he got home.

    Andrew Keir
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Something important" as far as he was concerned, but apparently not for her. We all have family like that.

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    ORSOrama
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was this legend during the 90s that "People in the US answer their phone by saying their surname, then they never say Bye/Thanks/I need to go before putting the phone down. My friends and I really did believe that.

    Oops
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think she did this on purpose to avoid severe news.

    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hero gets info or other help from a witness and doesn't even give a "thanks" or a nod that conveys the message.

    Lee Gilliland
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or hello. And they always come straight to the subject.

    Nikki Private Citizen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rarely say goodbye and just hang up. People in my life have teased me about it.

    Lisa T
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My adult children quite often just hang up

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    #27

    How everyone being interviewed by the police at their job - keep working as though they couldn't be bothered to stop, you know... for a murder investigation.

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    Ace
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yes, and all the time nobody's recording exactly what they said, no witnesses, no proof of anything, yet the slightest 'oops' slip-up is enough to land them in jail.

    Anxious&Bored Bear
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Management will probably make you clock out to talk to the police, and then call it your break.

    Featherytoad
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, it's the police asking them where they were on a very specific date, and a very specific time many years in the past, and, they know. Unless you have never had a social life, and all you do is work, go home, and sleep, okay then.

    Spittnimage
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when being questioned they tell the cops when they're done talking instead of cops saying when they're done. "I have to get back to work", "I'm gonna miss my class", and the rich ones "we're done here".

    William Teach
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the police show up there's no way you can keep your mind on work. Especially when federal authorities show up.

    Mike F
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homeland Security showed up at my office over one of the drivers getting himself involved in CP. That's pretty much how it played out since I was going it solo in the office with a phone that was ringing 4-6 times every 15 minutes. 🤷

    Jenn C
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm too busy for this, so follow me around while I finish gardening.

    JLo
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Law and Order SVU always does this. Everyone is so blasé about being questioned by the cops.

    #28

    When a car has no headrests so we can see the people in the backseat, once you notice it, you can't un-notice it.

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    Steve
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when they crash the cars and you can see that the engine and the drive train have been removed.

    Eugene the Jeep
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes there's no windshield to prevent glare when filming from the front.

    Andrew Keir
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God help them in the case of a rear-end collision.

    #29

    Unemployed actors living in huge Manhattan lofts.

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    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or people barely getting by moving from home to home, on a whim.

    stephen hoxworth
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, Hallmark has this down pat. Girl leaves the big city after getting dumped/laid-off/quits to find herself. Moves back to unbelievably quaint hometown, rents cute fixer upper that would cost a couple grand a month, is able to pay her way by making pottery or waiting tables in the local coffee shop.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Family moves into huge house, moving van arrives. Two days later, entire house is fully furnished, organized and decorated. It took me a year to settle into a one-bedroom apartment!

    Little Bit
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Characters with minimum wage jobs living in huge, sumptuously furnished apartments or houses.

    Ivona
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Young couples living in spacious, well appointed houses or apartments.

    Fred L.
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like unsuccessful painters.

    Aubrey Patterson
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People wearing an oxygen mask, and the mask is foggy. That means that the oxygen is turned off. Oxygen from a tank or wall outlet is completely dry. Zero humidity. Also using a non rebreathing mask with the reservoir uninflated and collapsing with each breath. If the mask has a tight fit, the patient could pass out for lack of oxygen.

    #30

    Binoculars. F*****g binoculars. You know that s**t you see when a character is using binoculars and you see their POV and then there's two circles? That's not how f*****g binoculars work. You see one g*****n oval. Yet every time you see someone use binoculars you see some venn diagram b******t. It's like no one in Hollywood has used a pair of f*****g binoculars before.

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    Ace
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly it's been going on for so long it's almost accepted by now.

    Amanda Reinstatler
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its alarming how often stupid or terrible things just become normalized for so long and inevitably becoming accepted

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    Kerry Palmer
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do that because it translates fast what is being seen through the binoculars.

    Apatheist Account2
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the great scenes in Top Secret is when they're looking through binoculars at cows...then one of the cows jumps through this enormous piece of cardboard.

    SirWriteALot
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UNless you're doing it wrong and you have two circles and your eyes hurt because your eyeball touched the lens

    Be_ Heard
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ppl don't pay attention in movies... they need to have things translate into what happening in the movie. U see 2 round holes and u automatically know they are binoculars. I doubt they do it bc they don't know how to actually use binoculars lol

    Daria
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is how a camera lens sees it, like two circles. I made a shot with my phone + binoculars (mono-ocular?) and the image turned out circular

    keyboardtek
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well to be fair it is impossible to represent stereoscopic vision on a screen.

    Lady Eowyn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are "f*****g binoculars" different from other binoculars?

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    #31

    Socially awkward people magically obtaining a vibrant social life with no effort because cool people for some reason find them valuable and want them as friends.

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    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always been socially awkward, yet had a huge group of friends in high school

    Tabitha
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have found out more than once that I was better liked than I thought. Same goes for being memorable or having something you said once a long time ago have a positive effect on someone’s life. I’m nothing special, never popular, not a saint, make tons of mistakes, don't really stand out from the crowd, so I don’t think anyone would listen to me, and that only a few people might like me, because I have an edge to me that’s not to everyone’s taste. So it’s all a real surprise to me.

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    Nicola Mawson
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I adopted someone and now we both have an amazing social life

    Portentia9
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crazy, Stupid Love right there. My first watch, I found it mildly humourous. Second watch, I wanted to punch the TV.

    Dawn Marie
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marsha and her friend on the Brady Bunch!!

    Timbob
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will NEVER happen with trump !

    #32

    Defibrillators - They don't bring back people from the dead. *Edited* - as in they are not used to re-start a stopped/flatline/asystole) (my new word of the day) heart.

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    stephen hoxworth
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So right. They are used to stabilize a heart beat. My CCU Nurse wife screams at the TV over this one.

    keyboardtek
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they get insulin and diabetes wrong in the movies too. A diabetic does not go into shock because they do not have their insulin. Diabetic shock occurs when someone takes their insulin and does not eat food. The insulin burns off too much glucose and they become hypoglycemic.

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    Daria
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or when they stick a huge needle right into the heart to restart it with adrenaline

    nottheactualphoto
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It blows my mind that BP didn't censor the word "dead."

    Seadog
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    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no one seems to know if you defib a person with an interstim device, you just killed them.(not really a movie thing but it's disturbing how many doctors and EMT's don't know this.

    Laura Mitchell
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And those "flatlines" are NOT asystole. They're too straight and suggest the leads popped off. I started out as a new grad RN on a cardiac unit.

    Bored Birgit
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is dangerous, because people get wrong information which can cause someones death.

    Sylvia Baker
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have afib and had this done a few times at the hospital.

    Timbob
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely right ! Everybody knows you need a good punch to the chest .

    Julie S
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you telling me the film Flatliners is a complete lie?

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    #33

    That nobody seems to need to go to the bathroom. Ever.

    Edi: Ok not ALL movies. But never just natural. Like rom coms drinking all night? Where's the broken seal? No one's ever like, hang on I have to pee every 5 seconds.

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    Annik Perrot
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's dangerous going to the bathroom. Especially without your gun, as proved in Pulp Fiction.

    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some movies, it seems like no one sleeps. EVER.

    Smeghead Tribble Down Under
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS. Or when someone wakes up and imeediately leaves/gets kicked out without going to the toilet? NO. I don't care if a meteor crashes through my roof, I am going to pee first thing.

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and now I have to pee. Thanks so much. 😁

    David
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is easy for me to forgive because a lot of real life stuff is omitted from movies so they can tell a story that happens over days or weeks in a 90 minute movie. The Lord of the Rings movies were hours long even without watching Gandalf and the Hobbits stop to pee.

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nor do they eat...particularly odd in 24, no-one stopped for lunch.

    Ahnjunwan
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can be very sure of someone goes to the toilet in a movie he is as good as dead

    Glowdaddy
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rom-coms rarely mention birth control. Putting on a c****m is not s**y.

    ScootyPuffJr
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tom Hanks is king of the pee scene.

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    #34

    Car engulfed in flames in an open field, showcasing unrealistic movie effects. Cars don't explode when shot at. That's lazy filmmaking.

    *edit*

    TIL, people like their cars exploding, gawshdurnit.

    *edit edit*

    Also, I call it lazy filmmaking because, well, it f*****g is. If you want to build excitement or intensity, do so with a better plot or with better pacing. Not random, arbitrary explosions. Unless, you are looking to make just a stupid action flick, it's a silly thing to waste the money on shooting.

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    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just Michael Bay syndrome.

    Nova Rook
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when they explode when the timing makes no sense - like the car went over the cliff, sure, but why did it explode mid air?

    LauraDragonWench
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a woman who tried to kïll her husband by stuffing a rag in the gas tank of his car - while he was in it, obvs - lighting it, and thinking the car would explode. Weirdly, it didn't. I guess, maybe, don't look to Hollywood for reality?

    PHOTOBOB
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a former life I was a volunteer firefighter and we responded to a car fire. the car had been stolen and the thieves tried to get rid of the evidence. they stuffed a rag in the gas tank then set fire to the brush the car was sitting in. When we got the fire out the rag was still there, hanging from the gas tank. If you really want to set a car on fire what you need to do is... maybe I should not share that info. I was a training officer so I did set several cars on fire. Not one of them exploded (even after dumping gasoline into the interior). I was caught in a gasoline flashover once on the scene of a truck fire. I was uninjured but we did have a special training session on what not to do at the scene of a vehicle fire (one of the firefighters, not me, did something stupid).

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    Pferdchen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, with electric vehicles, technology has caused life to imitate art. From my browser's AI plug-in: "Shooting a lithium-ion battery can cause it to explode or catch fire, especially if it is fully charged, due to a phenomenon called thermal runaway."

    Dusty's mom
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet if it was shot with a bazooka it would explode.

    BookFanatic
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't Mythbusters do a segment on this?

    Daniel Atkins
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes they did and they dropped a match directly into a container of gas and the match went out. True you can light it but dropping it in anting very deep the match would be snuffed as it went under the surface proving it has to have the right mixture of air and fuel vapor to explode.

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    Brian Droste
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a car going off a cliff and exploding in midair for no apparent reason.

    Lila Allen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would add the " cool walking away during an explosion " and " jump/roll and then hop back up when caught in a blast"

    David Beaulieu
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's always the engine that explodes. when the gas is on the other end of the car. What exactly is exploding in an engine? a cup of gas, or the 3 quarts of oil encased in a big metal block?

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    #35

    How acceptable it is to break up a wedding/relationship. D**n near every movie that has one being broken up ends in applause and kissing.

    I'm pretty sure if you walk in on a wedding for the "girl of your dreams" in real life, you're gonna get your a*s kicked by either 50% or 100% of attendees.

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    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got lost and managed to run into the church just as "If you have any objections..." All eyes swiveled. I swiftly took a seat and bowed my head. Marriage happened.

    Hile Troy
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, what an opportunity. "But she's his sister!" anything, really. I don't think I could've helped myself.

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    Tabitha
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, tbh, they usually make the person they’re marrying into a real a*****e POS, so they’re better off running away with the person who broke them up anyhow.

    Anne Young
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think child marriage is illegal.

    Lisbeth Guz
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't stand the movie "Something Borrowed" for this very reason.

    #36

    Bombs that are defused at 1 sec mark, jesus
    Edit: rip my inbox, biggest comment so far!

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    UKGrandad
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bombs that have countdown timers at all.

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, what? Next you'll be telling me there's not a red or blue wire?

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    Adam Belaire
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a scene in NCIS where the practice bomb "blew up" before the timer went to 0. Bomb Squad Leader just said "Bad Guys watch movies too".

    Pferdchen
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may be time to watch Galaxy Quest again. Here is the relevant scene: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x94k0hc

    Glowdaddy
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make a great point of this in Galaxy Quest. Someone said it earlier, lazy movie making, creates a false sense of drama.

    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only good bomb countdown sequence I remember is James Bond defusing one with 007 seconds remaining.

    David
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the obligatory blinking red light ( and sometimes audio beep) on virtually every bad guy bomb.

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    #37

    Characters picking up obviously empty suitcases. I know it's dumb of me to get so annoyed, but the prop guy couldn't put a sand bag in there? It immediately takes me away from the story when I see actors lifting giant bags like they're King Kong picking up a matchbook.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huge amounts of luggage. In The Shining, the Torrance family arrived in VW Bug and their pile of luggage was bigger than the whole car.

    Pencil
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking of "The Shining," if you've never heard of "The Wendy Theory," I recommend checking it out. It's a really fun re-interpretation of the movie that explains all the continuity errors by positing that Wendy is really the crazy one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRr_0W-9hWg

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    Mrs.C
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or people leaving on a long trip/moving/running away with a small overnight suitcase.

    the sixthgirl
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a similar note: gift boxes not actually being wrapped, but instead the lid and the bottom are wrapped separately so all they do is lift it off. I know it's for multiple takes, but it's just so stupid. Just wrap multiple boxes rather than look like an idiot.

    #38

    When there's a gun fight and car doors stop high caliber rounds

    **Edit**: The pedants on this site wouldn't be happy if I was specific down to the bullet's grain, so p**s off you know what I mean.

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    Kat
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially since most cars are made of very light material for fuel efficiency now.

    Strings
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe on SOME pistol rounds. Rifle rounds (especially loaded with full metal jacket, which is most of them) would blow right through

    Featherytoad
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They tip over the wooden table as a shield, lol.

    Ace
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Err no, once you start taking about "grain size" I have no idea what you mean.

    geezeronthehill
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grain size in bullets is how much they weigh. More mass can increase penetration.

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    Seadog
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about in shows such as CSI where the perp always uses an automatic and always leaves the casing behind. Only the cops use revolvers. And they always make a match from a minute fragment of the round, even if it's a frangible.

    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse when car windows are enough to protect them in a shootout.

    David
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhat believable if it is an armored military vehicle but my Chrysler van isn't stopping more than maybe a 22

    David Beaulieu
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, so if someone is shooting at me with a AK I can't just hide safely behind a Ford Focus?

    Nate B
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually you could, so long as you position yourself behind the engine block.

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    #39

    When people pause before shooting someone, giving them a chance to do something completely unrealistic to get away. If there's somebody dangerous and I have a gun pointed at them I'm going to just shoot, no questions asked. I'll drop my pun after k**ling them.

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    Becky Samuel
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never pull a weapon if you're not prepared to use it right then and there. If the other person is experienced in self defence or attack, then you have no time at all before they close the distance between you, take the weapon, and use it on you. If you are closer than about 10 feet from someone, your chances of being able to shoot you before they are withing grabbing range of the gun are next to zero. It is shocking just how quickly you can go from feeling in charge of the situation to being dead.

    Strings
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna elaborate 2 points on this. First... the magic distance is 21 feet (Google "Tueller Drill"). Second: if you aren't a cop, if you aren't legal to shoot you aren't legal to even have the gun out (in most places in the United States)...

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    Kat
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Law enforcement yelling "stop or I'll shoot" but they NEVER shoot.

    Multa Nocte
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because dropping a pun ALWAYS works.

    Amanda Reinstatler
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about how the villain, right as he has the protagonist where he wants them- ALWAYS explains in great detail their entire plan from the beginning - how they did it - why they did it, etc

    Michał Osiecki
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same when a serial ki**er chases you and you manage to knock them down. Do not run letting them get you, hit him with the item you knocked him down and do it soo many times to be sure he is not going to live

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially with the enemy. They always need to explain something giving the hero time to get out of the situation.

    Bremusa4u
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why do the vampires always wait for the ware wolves to totally transform before they begin attacking.

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    Graham Berry
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually not pulling the trigger is a well documented issue in the army.

    Cydney Golden
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the cops are really far away from the perp and they announce they're looking for that person. So of course the perp runs and gets away.

    Bonnie Cook
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also when the gun goes back and forth from bad guy to good guy and whoever ends up with the gun is in charge of the situation.

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    #40

    Whenever someone is "hacking" or doing anything with computers, they bleep and bloop and make all kinds of sci-fi sounds like that. That would be the most annoying s**t ever.

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    LauraDragonWench
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, you mean hackers don't work and look like they do in "Hackers"? Man, talk about disappointing! 😂

    Jenn C
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No green screen with scrolling numbers either

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    camomooey
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they never use a mouse, just keys.

    urbeinghunted 25
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also if they're trying to not attract attention, it'd be seriously unhelpful

    ORSOrama
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems using a mouse is for losers in movieworld

    Michał Osiecki
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the same when the computers compute

    Glowdaddy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hacking and or typing is boring and slow, creative license is allowed.

    David
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Related: When the text on the screen shows up slowly like it's coming out of a teletype instead of just popping up on screen. I've been using computers since the 70s and I've NEVER seen that IRL except what it was artificially inserted by a programmer - like in some games.

    wobbly jelly
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the know every type of tech ?

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    #41

    When the character who wears glasses takes his glasses off during "serious business" moments. Have fun squinting pal.

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    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he doesn't want to her to be in focus. LOL

    Steve Kadner
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering how often the glasses don't even have lenses in them, I'm not sure this is a problem

    Larry Truelove
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that all the time. I’m 70 years old and I wear bifocals. The lenses in my eyes refocus really slowly and often I can see better without the glasses

    The Other Guest
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. I've got progressives, and the portion for "up close" is so low on the lenses as to be useless. The glasses come off for reading, typing, or any sort of close work.

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    Hetal Vyas
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take off my glasses to read, not that uncommon

    Jnausicaa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A newspaper reporter I know about does this anytime he gets serious.

    Hell'n Damnation
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no-one ever has to stop and clean their glasses because they can't see out of them.

    Michael Largey
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may want to protect them from damage.

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    #42

    Outrunning explosion fireballs, or hiding from them, like a fireball rolling down a hallway they escape by ducking into a side room or closet.

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    SCP 4666
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the one time in Bandcamp when Indiana Jones hid in an old fridge from a nuclear Explosion and crawled out of it unharmed

    DH41144
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but those old fridges were pretty darn solid.

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    Damned_Cat
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a funny TV commercial out there where two men are walking slowly away from a huge exploding building. The first guy says, "Why are we walking so slowly? This doesn't seem like a time when we should be walking slowly". The other guy says, "it's just something we do" (paraphrasing).

    Strings
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually has some basis in truth: it's called "blast shadow"

    geezeronthehill
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pressure wave from a high explosive detonation will turn your insides into jelly if you are nearby. You will not survive.

    David
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or NOT outrunning the explosion, getting thrown 30 feet through the air by the shock wave, then standing up / being fine and saying something like, "That was a close one!"

    The Other Guest
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While normally I agree with this one, I absolutely 100% approve of the usage of the "ducking into a side room" trope to save the dog in "Independence Day."

    Bored Sailor
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just getting thrown a few feet up and forward.

    Tabitha
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or there isn’t any shrapnel from the explosion itself?

    Anne Young
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok initially I thought they meant whiskey.

    Lisbeth Guz
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explosions exhaust all oxygen in enclosed spaces, yet everyone can breathe normally

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    #43

    When the "perp" is being interviewed by a cop and asks for a lawyer but the cop goes something like " okay but that'll make you look guilty" or some other b******t like that. Asking for a lawyer is the magic stop button in police interviews, they aren't allowed to ask you anything else until you speak with a lawyer.

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    Pencil
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful how you word it, though. Because if you tell a cop: "Give me a lawyer, dawg" the court could find that you didn't ask for your Constitutionally guaranteed lawyer but instead asked for a "lawyer dog." Sounds stupid, right? Well... it happened: https://blogs.illinois.edu/view/25/574827

    PHOTOBOB
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also be sure to say "I am exercising my right to remain silent". Sound stupid, but there have been cases where the prosecution has made a suspects silence sound suspect.

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    Apatheist Account2
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm not saying another word without my lawyer present!" "But sir, you ARE the lawyer." "Right - so where's my present??"

    Becky Samuel
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always make sure to word your request very specifically. Anything you say after you request a lawyer cannot be used, but you must use wording such as "I request a lawyer". "I think I need a lawyer" is not a direct request, but the police are not obligated to tell you that.

    Ace
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rubbish. They are absolutely obliged to ensure you have access to a lawyer. Details of one''s "rights" vary from country to country, but in most of the civilised world these basics are pretty much the same.

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    SirWriteALot
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked the scene in Breaking Bad (or was it Better Call Saul?) where Ermantraut is being interrogated and all he says is "lawyer!" ... blablablabalabala ... "lawyer!"

    Su Boddie
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a writer, "I want a lawyer" always makes me say, probably out loud, "yeah, well, I want a million dollars. Just answer the question."

    Jo Firth
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmmm, this is so wrong. Police in the US are allowed to LIE to suspects to try and coerce them into a confession (false or otherwise). AND they ignore requests for a lawyer all the time, even for juveniles. Please don't fool yourself that they are law abiding people, they are worse than the criminals a lot of the time. US prisons are full of people who have been 'interviewed' by police for 10+ hours are a time (yes, even juveniles) to scare them and wear them down. Listen to the "one Minute Remaining' podcast as just one example.

    Pferdchen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must have been written prior to 2025, though it wasn't completely true beforehand, however illegal it may have been.

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    #44

    Incorrect sound effects. I hate the sword drawing SCHWING sound, and the "I just lifted my gun" ka-click.

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    Little Bit
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when an archer draws their bow and you hear a ridiculous over-stretching sound. I've been doing archery for more then 20 years and my bow makes no sound at all when I draw it.

    camomooey
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sound of an automatic slide being pulled back, or a shotgun being cocked, when they pull out a revolver.

    RomanceRadish
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Schwing" is Wayne & Garth, actually!

    Portentia9
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The eagle cry which is actually a brown hawk.

    Jnausicaa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ILM has never gotten the sounds of light sabers down correctly.

    David
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when they pick up the semi-auto shotgun or pistol, cycle a round into the chamber, then just before they start the shootout the cycle it again.

    Nate B
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing when there is the sound of a hammer being cocked on a pistol without a hammer. 🙄

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    Fire Singer
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is one of those things that doesn't bother me because it's an expected sound. Kind of comforting almost. :P But I totally see why it would irritate people, especially anyone who actually uses these weapons and knows that they sound like in real life.

    Mrs.C
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is almost unsettling to watch a movie that doesn't have the Foley mixed sounds in it. It doesn't feel "real" without the sounds.

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    Seadog
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any sound in space or from a laser.

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the one that annoys me is how animals are always making a noise, in a way that they just don't in real life. horses constantly neighing and whinnying. rats running around squeaking (yeah, like every prey animal continually announces their presence and location)

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    #45

    A black car parked on a quiet street, highlighting unrealistic movie scenarios. What really grinds my gears is whenever they show a scene of a car pulling away from ANYWHERE, the tires ALWAYS screech or burn-out.

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    LauraDragonWench
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or tires screeching on dirt roads. DIRT ROADS! 🤦

    MotherofGuineaPigs
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also motorcycles that need to do wheelies every time like it helps them got faster. Yeah, faster to eat dirt.

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    stephen hoxworth
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or my favorite, you’ll see a luxury car racing along with an automatic transmission but you’ll here them manually shift through 20 gears.

    Data1001
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely unrelated, but it's like any scene with a microphone in an auditorium, you'll hear mic feedback when the first person starts to speak into it. Every. Time.

    Lola July
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about there's always plenty of open parking on a busy street? And it's directly in front of where you need to go?

    Iqinuse
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND they never check for traffic…. It’s always clear!

    DeathBeforeDecaff
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow modern cars don't have ABS so skid/screech to halt. No, that's not how cars with ABS. Even in the US they have been on all new cars since 2011

    Seadog
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smokey and the Bandit. Multiple scenes show the TA is a stick yet every shot from inside the car shows it's an automatic. I know the tightwads at GM only gave them 6 cars for the entire movie but stick with one or the other.

    Kerry Palmer
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched an old Schwarznegger (sp?) movie years ago. The car he was driving hit numerous other cars and as it was speeding around a corner, a hub cap flew off. But when he stopped the car had no dents and the hub cap magically reappeared.

    maarten albrechts
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    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and cars (or motorcycles) seem to have 15 gears... those drivers just keep on shifting

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how in every movie the cars always find a parking place right outside where they want to go..even in big cities..

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    #46

    I absolutely hate when a couple is fighting or arguing really aggressively and that somehow turns into them having s*x. WUT.

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    Tabitha
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makeup s*x happens, but not quite as suddenly, in the middle of an argument, as it does in the movies. You don’t switch gears that fast. There’s a bit of lead up to it, when you realize you actually do not want to end things.

    #47

    Those movies where a white woman goes into the projects and just HAS to make a difference.

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    MsPlants
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its not just white women its white PEOPLE. its called the white savior complex. there are tons of movies featuring white people going into all sorts of "sad" places and being the only one who sees the suffering and has the gumption to make a difference. This is also in social media all the d**n time. white people filming themselves doing good things in impoverished areas

    DC
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Thinking about how different my life is from the man picking rice in the background", as a caption under a bikini shot. Yeah, you certainly are, ... sure, honey...

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    Novlette Williams
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the wild animal is instantly tamed by said white woman.

    #48

    Sprinklers. Someone holds up a lighter and suddenly everyone in the building is soaking wet.

    If you manage to trip a sprinkler head, every sprinkler in the building doesn't go off. If they did, they'd all have to be replaced and that s**t gets expensive. The life safety system will trigger and the alarms go off, but only the sprinklers in the area that is hot will trip.

    Edit: Since everyone on Reddit likes to make a point, yes, deluge systems do this. I have yet to see a movie in a high hazard situation where someone is trying to set off the fire safety systems. More often they want to blow those places up.

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    Dragon mama
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, what pours out will NOT be shower water. It will be nasty 🤢

    Andrew Keir
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been in the system, at room temperature, for several years. Oh yes, it's indeed nasty.

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    Seadog
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the water that sprays from those systems is nasty as hell but in the movies it's always crystal clear. The first few seconds is black as coal, then comes all the rusty brown.

    Deta Rossiter
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also. gas station foam systems never activate now that you mention it...........

    #49

    The President "Clears" someone for an "ultra classified" mission.

    He/She doesn't have that authority. That's not how it works.


    Edit: for more information on how clearances work (in the US).

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    Multa Nocte
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the current President no one needs clearance for an "ultra classified" mission. All you need is to be connected to Pete Hegseth.

    urbeinghunted 25
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what else about the current president? He mistook the word "tariff" for "hamburgers"

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    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is Elon cleared to bounce around in official meetings in a ballcap and t-shirt. What governmental credentials does he have? The only thing that makes sense is court jester.

    UKGrandad
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's Trump's official mushroom-puller (you may have to have read Stormy's book to appreciate that one). EDIT: And don't ever mention Elon bouncing around in a ballcap ever again. It sounds like some kind of scrotal covering. There is not enough mind bleach in existence to eradicate that mental image 🤢🤮

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    Deta Rossiter
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you just joing a group chat for the clearance nowadays......

    Tabitha
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked for TSA (2012 to 2017), they did a full FBI background check on me, because we all had federal government security clearances. The paperwork was extensive, to say the least, and went back a couple generations. Most of my older relatives are dead, so that wasn’t an issue. But, being married to an Englishman made my check take longer, because they had to liaise with MI-5 to check him and his family’s records, and it took a bit of time. Needless to say, everyone on either side of the Atlantic is clean as a whistle, so of course I got my clearance. Unfortunately, one of the people hired with me didn’t pass. They had an arrest on their record for burglary that they neglected to mention. The sad thing about it was that it happened when they were just barely 18, and their lawyer had advised them to apply to have it expunged from their record. But they neglected to file the paperwork on time, so lost their chance. They were 18, so definitely young and dumb. Anyway, they were immediately let go from TSA. For those who don’t know, TSA does security checks on people’s luggage, and having a burglary on your record, regardless of how long ago it was, doesn’t bode well for you doing open bag luggage checks, if you get my drift. THAT’S how federal government security clearances go.

    Flavia Slag
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when some guy was kicked out of a service b/c he is a rogue and can't follow orders, becomes the hero.

    nottheactualphoto
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US, there is no such thing as "ultra classified."

    John Dilligaf
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually the President *can* do this. The US President can pretty much grant, or revoke, a security clearance at will.

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    #50

    People dying immediately, as soon as they are shot, stabbed, etc. In reality, this is extremely unlikely for anything other than a perfect shot to the head or heart. Why can't we hear the moaning and gurgling, and see the shooting victim writhing and bleeding out as the hero tiptoes past him?

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    LauraDragonWench
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People dying right after they're able to make an emotional speech or confession, rather than dying in the middle of speaking or hours later as it'd be more likely to happen.

    Magenta Blu
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, they always die whenever a male character says: tell my wife/gf I love her. And if it is a female character they will say: kiss me. And that's it. Every. Fcking. Time.

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    Gingersnap In Iowa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also people closing their eyes when they die.

    Kat
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when they are stabbed or shot in the stomach or side.

    Strings
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, even a perfect heart shot won't always do it. Multiple accounts from WWI of soldiers charging across no-man's land, jumping down into the enemy trench, killing several people, and only THEN realizing they took a round to the heart as soon as the got out of their own trench.

    Daria
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or when a person loses consciousness after injury (and a speech) they are just presumed dead instead of in need of urgent medical attention. Like, why are they giving up on them so easily?

    Ace
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only all the incidental characters that die straight away, though.

    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the descending aorta in the abdomen is breached, people fold in 4-5 seconds. They bleed out into the abdomen, though, so the external signs can be hard to see.

    El Cucuy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr Orange didn't die this way after his gunshot wound to the abdomen.

    B
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reservoir Dogs got my respect for a more realistic approach to this.

    Mreoww
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I would like to point out that it’s quite the opposite n Indian movies. The people can’t die fast enough, there’s a really crazy type of plot armour. Indian actors somehow take a knife stab here, a gun shot there, a punch here, a scrape there, and still find the ability to run and move like normal, and then live to tell the tale. That’s what annoys me, not the post above.

    Lee Gilliland
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indian movies being so believable and all. 500 dancers show up on your date?

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    #51

    Aliens have ability to travel across universe but can't beat humans in military combat. Think of it like a Civilization game technology tree - how did you get to intergalactic space travel without researching nuclear weapons?

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    Howisitmondayalready
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aliens that have some type of claw type things or they're some sort of amorphous blob manage to build the most fantastically complex spaceships and computer systems

    Fire Singer
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when humans steal their spaceships and despite being designed for an amorphous blob to pilot magically a human can pilot it!

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    BlackestDawn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's on a different page/branch of the research tree, and they did just minimum necessary for intergalactic travel.

    Daria
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    research is shaped more like a pyramid, so each discovery high at the top needs a really wide, muilti-discipline base. It's highly unlikely they'd overlook nuclear technology since it's a pretty low-hanging fruit discovery-wise

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    Dragons Exist
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because those movies, with the military versus aliens, are usually some bullshít about how human compassion or something will always stop the evil mega-advanced aliens through the power of resilience and believing in yourselves, because somehow that's more important to directors and writers than just accepting that if a Universe-traveling alien ship wants to strip Earth of its resources, no amount of human bravery or believing in ourselves will stop it

    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aliens have ability to travel across universe but can't find the major cities, just some loner out in the woods.

    Strings
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's... possible. HIGHLY unlikely, but possible...

    Fred L.
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Human military ground/air/water capabilities are extremely well developed while our space capabilities are, by comparison, infantile rubbish. Both based on historical and current needs and limitations for a non-unified world and species. It could be exactly the other way for somebody else.

    Lisbeth Guz
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can infect their network, using a USB port,(!!!!!) with a virus written on a code used by humans(!!!). Looking at you Independence Day

    Norm Gilmore
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This goes into the plot hole a little (but doesn't cover it completely). Personally I just like suspending any belief in reality and enjoy the movie for what it is. https://screenrant.com/independence-day-aliens-computer-virus-plot-hole-deleted-scene/

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    Lara Verne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And aliens are always the bad guys.

    Julie S
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe humans are the only species determined to destroy itself.

    Elchinero
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aliens that would WANT to contact us?

    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they roll up the windows and lock the doors when flying past earth.

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    #52

    A woman in a coat and scarf, smiling while talking on the phone during a train ride. When a cell call goes through with no delay, or a laptop fires up in .1 second, or a hacker gets into a secure account in 5 clicks of a keyboard.

    S**t takes time, bro.

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    Space Invader
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering there are already movies out there whose run time exceed 3 hours, I'm not all that annoyed by the fact I don't have to stare at someone waiting for their call to connect...

    Amy Smith
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah the image of what looks like the Thameslink and the post being about stuff taking time. Those are the slowest, most often cancelled service in London. At least in my experience.

    Lady Eowyn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't bother me, if they did it in real time the audience would die of boredom.

    David
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but do you REALLY want to watch a PC from cold boot until Windows is fully launched?

    HeavyMetalHeart
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t mind that but what does annoy me is when a character dials a number then starts yelling “Pick up, pick up!” before it even rings. Even in an emergency, I’ve never shouted “Pick up” out loud because what’s the point?

    Elchinero
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Driving across LA in 5 minutes: "Ray Donovan"

    #53

    Man playing video games on a couch, flannel shirt, focused, with drinks and popcorn on the table, illustrating movie unrealisticness. Playing video games. They look like they are having a seizure with the controller. Really it would be terribly boring because your hands/fingers don't really move that much.

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    Mr Neversoft
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree... I get pretty animated playing Mariokart!

    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well.... except for me when I'm playing Tekken, or Need For Speed, or anything where I'm really into the game.

    #54

    Man sitting by a window using a laptop, illustrating unrealistically serene work settings often portrayed in movies. Nobody ever uses a mouse.

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    urbeinghunted 25
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is ok cuz nobody I know uses a mouse

    Howl's sleeping castle
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband doesn't use mouse while working, only for games. I can't do anything without a mouse

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    Tim Gibbs
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can hack a computer using ping?! 🤣

    Ace
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a laptop. It has a mousepad.

    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Linux > Windows

    #55

    When in movies, explosions in space have sound...

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    Ace
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it's only the noise that's unrealistic about this...

    Dragons Exist
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're gonna put the effort into at least trying to use science for their spaceships, they could at least follow basic sound physics

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    UKGrandad
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time an asteroid passes through the shot it makes a deep rumbling sound.

    Bored Sailor
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the thing blown up starts to fall!!!

    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can one suspend disbelief when there is no gravity?

    Tabitha
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet they runs ads for movies that say “In space, no one can hear you scream”…

    Lady Eowyn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be pretty boring for the audience if there is no sound.

    David
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only fair, since so do passing spacecraft. /J

    wobbly jelly
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or performing turns at speed that need air resistance not the gentle nudging of thrust to change direction

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    #56

    When people order a coffee and drink it right away. IT HAS TO COOL DOWN, PEOPLE.

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    General Anaesthesia
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cup is empty, you can hear the hollow sound when they put it down somewhere.

    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if it's got enough cream to cool it down. I can drink mine right away.

    Kat
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people in movies/tv shows drink it black to save screen time

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    David
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly this depends on who serves it. McDonalds is famous for at one time serving their coffee super hot. But a local coffee drive through gives me coffee I can take a sip off before I put it in the cup holder. If I am taking a coffee to a friend, I ask them to make it extra hot so it is about right by the time I hand it to them.

    HeavyMetalHeart
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner can drink his coffee immediately. Even if it’s black. I would be in agony and have blisters for days but he seems to have an asbestos mouth!

    JK
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if it's brewed properly, and at the correct temperatures to begin with.

    #57

    Only using 10% of their brain.

    I think the only people that actually do that make movies.

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    Lady Eowyn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so annoying. Most humans use 100% of their brain. Orangeman tinyhands and elongated muskrat excepted.

    #58

    Laboratories with bottles of red fluids and blue fluids. Movie makers should visit real labs before filling flasks with water and fiod coloring.

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    urbeinghunted 25
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every liquid in my school science lab is clear. It's why I don't drink in there anymore

    Bored Sailor
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The liquid in my lab is brown. I call it rum and still drink it.

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    David
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Related: Radioactive liquids are always glowing green.

    #59

    Man holding laptop in server room, highlighting unrealistic movie tech scenes. Any sentence containing "mainframe".

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    General Anaesthesia
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IBM introduced its latest mainframe, the Z17, a few weeks ago in April, 2025. "Nothing says “high availability” like a mainframe. 8. Revenue from Z System sales spiked 77% year-over-year with the 2022 release of the newest IBM mainframe, the z16 system. Yes, IBM continues to make money from mainframe sales." - 9 Mainframe Statistics That May Surprise You - https://www.precisely.com/blog/mainframe/9-mainframe-statistics

    Ace
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ??? I used to work on mainframe computers, what's the problem?

    wobbly jelly
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we've just bought 3 new mainframes for small jobs and the big ones were replaced last year. Especially banks - see how many key systems - ATM's or Point of Sale are still windows XP and that's easier to replace

    Janos Schumacher
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use a mainframe every day. It's outdated, irritating, and requires tons of memory items because it's completely unintuitive. The hope is that we drop it this year and move all operations to Oracle but we'll see if that happens. Still, the Mainframe is very fast so that's nice.

    #60

    Castle gates that open inwards. Why make it easy for a battering ram and difficult for defending troops to storm out?

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    Keith Handly (Ike)
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wut? A door that opens inwards can be barred and blocked, and the hinges will NOT be on the side where they can be removed. If you are besieged, you are already screwed. Storming out gets you killed for little reason, and you'd only do that if your enemy was weak or unprepared in which case the way your door swings will not matter.

    Nicola Roberts
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keith, kudos to you. That was the longest I've ever spent thinking about castle door hinges. 😊

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    David
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they DO open inwards IRL castles? OP should have googled it.

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    #61

    When a 10 second countdown lasts 5+ minutes.

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    DH41144
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the end of a NFL game. The final 5 minutes take at least 20 minutes.

    Michael Largey
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In basketball, the last two minutes are the fifth quarter.

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    Daria
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, time is relative :D

    Adam Belaire
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next Time on Dragonball Z.......

    #62

    Ever since I learned how to perform CPR, every CPR scene ever. No injury to the unconscious person, the person doing it always bending their elbows...etc. Makes it unrealistic to someone who may have to actually perform it in a real life situation someday.

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    Becca not Becky
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bending the elbows is usually because they're doing it on real actors and don't want to cause workplace injuries. But the rest is unforgiveably wrong

    Andrew Keir
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be fair, though - if someone did *real* CPR on a living person, not only would they break ribs, they might well stop the heart instead of starting it.

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    SirWriteALot
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you want actors to actively disrupt their co-stars heart rhythm and break some bones for the sake of authenticity?

    justagirl
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be totally fair, the whole thing about not performing cpr on someone who hasn't entered cardiac arrest is probably the reason why that is.

    urbeinghunted 25
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah im totally gonna start taking orders from hollywood

    #63

    A man struggling to tie his tie, only to be alleviated by a wife or girlfriend who perfectly executes a half windsor. In what universe does that exist

    edit: apparently women are way better at this than I've experienced.

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    urbeinghunted 25
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother can't tie a tie. I can. And guess who has to wear a tie to school each morning?

    Andrew Keir
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tie a man's tie, and he'll look smart for a day. Teach him to tie his own, and you'll not be bothered again.

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    Little Bit
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby can't tie a tie. If we're ever going to a formal event I have to tie his tie for him, and yes I can perfectly execute a half Windsor. I asked him how on earth he managed at school and he said his mum did it for him and he never fully untied it.

    Adam Belaire
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a "wife/girlfriend" but I had to help my uncle tie his tie because he couldn't do it. Some guys don't know how to tie ties.

    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can tie a tie because I worked in a nursing home as a teen and got 5-10 men ready for church each Sunday. But I can only tie one on myself, so I had to slip them over their heads, which they found hilarious for some reason.

    JK
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this for my husband. Man's a mechanic, it's rare he needs to wear a tie, ive tied my kids' ones for school, so im more practiced at it than he is. I think it's actually incredibly normal

    Susan
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to tie my husbands and son's ties for them. But it usually takes me a couple tries to get the lengths right. And then I let them tighten it to their preference.

    Kyra Noelle
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In high school we had a tie day. My dad made me learn how to tie one if I wanted to wear one. After 30+ years I think I can still do it.

    geezeronthehill
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever wonder why they don't sell neckties with a little instruction card included? You would think that would increase sales.

    Susan
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now it would just be a QR code to a instructional video

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    Howl's sleeping castle
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bro in law struggles. My husband can't do it's me who does it for them

    Elchinero
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tie a tie BACKWARDS! Or a shoe ...

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    #64

    Bad physics really p**s me off.

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    UKGrandad
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2012? 'It's the neutrinos, they are EVOLVING'! They're sub-atomic particles, dípshít, they can no more evolve than the coffee cup in your hand can drive a bus.

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    Lara Verne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like movies, where character suddenly jumps 10 meters high and spend 10 minutes fighting mid-air?

    Deta Rossiter
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    physics is for p*ssies i believe they say?

    Andrew Keir
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh, you got me cross now. Someone hold the alcoholic beverage of my choice ...

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    #65

    "I'll have a beer" or "i'll have a light beer"... try that at your bar.

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    UKGrandad
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not going to give free advertising to a brand. If a character asks for a specific brand, the brand has paid for product placement. For the same reason, if you look at the cars that are used in movies you can generally tell if the car companies have paid for their models to be used depending on whether the cars' logos - on the bonnet/boot (hood/trunk) and steering wheel are clearly shown. Many cars used in movies are completely de-badged.

    SirWriteALot
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you order "a beer" you'll get the one on tap. If they have more on tap they give you the most often requested and "regularest" beer. Like not the dark beer, not the craft beer, not the alcohol free ... you get "a beer".

    Pencil
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in NYC bars for more than 30 years. That's absolutely not how it works in any functional establishment. It's like going into a cafe and asking for a "slice of pie." They're not just going to bring you apple because it's the most "regular." They'll ask or give you a list.

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    Ace
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Err, what? Yeah, I'll quite often just order a beer. Many places will have a default standard draft beer which is what they'll serve unless you specify. And although your use of "light beer" implies America where I've not been in a bar for more than a decade it certainly was not unusual there when I was a regular visitor. The UK is pretty much the only place (OK Ireland too) where some indication of type is routinely expected, but even there it's often just 'bitter' or 'lager'.

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Okay, what kind of beer? What brand? I'll bring you a glass of water first."

    Skullface VonHornhelm
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People also complain about product placement and name dropping brands.

    David
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only believable in really old westerns where the saloon in some one horse town in the middle of nowhere is lucky to have both beer and whiskey, but no brand choices. But not in a busy modern bar in NYC.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Netherlands, you do say you want a beer, and you just get the one that's on their regular tap. You can also order other beers, but just ordering "a beer" is the most common.

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problem over here in Switzerland? They will just get you a Stange (3 dl) of whatever Lager beer they have on tap.

    urbeinghunted 25
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never been... pls explain the dynamic

    Definitely a Human
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like going to a cafe and asking for "a sandwich"

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    #66

    The concept of time is lost on filmmakers. Examples, both from The Dark Knight Rises, because I was watching it this weekend:

    1. The Wall Street robbery - Sunny out when Bane and Co. go in. When Bane says, "Time to go mobile." they had 8 minutes to go. Dusk when they go out. Batman joins the chase and all of a sudden, night time! And the transmission of the laptop finished just as Batman got to it. So approx 15-20 minutes from sunny day to night time!

    2. Stopping the bomb at the end - Talia says they have 11 minutes. Bomb timer shows approx 11:55 and counting down. [Stansfield][EVERYONE](http://i.imgur.com/tpiPYkd.gif)[/Stansfield] takes their little ol' time to get to their vehicles. The Bat shows up and there's still approx 10:55 left on the bomb timer. You mean to tell me that it only took 1 minute for Batman to get to the Bat and for Talia and him to catch up to the truck carrying the bomb? But wait, there's more! Batman and Catwoman taking out the other tumblers, timer now shows a little over 5 minutes. Talia crashes the truck, timer shows under 2 minutes. Batman hooks up the bomb to the Bat, makes out with Catwoman, talks to Gordon, and flies the bomb out into the water in under two minutes?!

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    Kat
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only Chuck Norrus can controll time.

    Ace
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nerd Alert!

    #67

    Over-explanation of things that a. wouldn't really be explained by anyone with half a brain could figure out anyway.

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    Kat
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. But why use a if there's no b? b. stop insultung the audience like we're all morons.

    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP on Reddit actually wrote : "Over-explanation of things that a. wouldn't really be explained, and b. anyone with half a brain could figure out anyway." BP can't even copy it correctly...

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    #68

    Honestly, representation and/or lack thereof. Every public place, workplace, educational institution, every scene is filled with about 90% white people, all heterosexual couples, you never see old, disabled, fat or even "unattractive" bit players. If someone is unattractive or fat it's part of their character.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hollywood is still educating us to understand that only fit, pretty (or hunky) people in their 20s or 30s can possibly be good citizens. I call it the "Wicked Witch" syndrome. If she's ugly and old, she's clearly evil. No need for due process, if she doesn't have wonderful teeth, she clearly deserves nothing.

    MotherRobinson
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with beach scenes

    #69

    Every time a black actor says "aw heeeell nah!"

    It's like a racial catchphrase.

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    Veronica Jean
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say this unironically on the daily, and I'm whiter than sour cream (clearly indicated by the phrase "on the daily")

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. I don’t overuse it, though. I just say it in the numerous situations where it absolutely perfectly fits! Same with “Oh hell to the no!” It just perfectly emphasizes what needs to be emphasized.

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    Angela B
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In an Astrayan movie it would be "Yeah Nah"

    #70

    You can always tell when an actor doesn't smoke, because they won't inhale their cigarette. It doesn't really p**s me off, but it sticks out pretty badly sometimes.

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    Kat
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why even have them smoke? What does it even add?

    Rinso The Red
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Verisimilitude. If it's takes place anytime before 2000, just about everyone smoked.

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    Featherytoad
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the way they hold it too, it's very awkward looking.

    Elchinero
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Historically-correct? Like WWII?

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it doesn't stick out, they've got it too far inside the mouth

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    #71

    Bumping into a beautiful woman making her drop everything she's holding. Help her pick it up and lock eyes.

    Beautiful women don't carry that much s**t around!

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a woman walks into a guy spilling coffee all over him and he's the one apologizing, and falls in love with her. In reality, the guy would be cursing out the woman, calling her a b***h and walking away.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if that coffee is fresh nd hit, he’d be threatening to have her pay his hospital bill, plus emotional distress.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful women never carry a lot? What kind of a weird statement is that.

    urbeinghunted 25
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey have u seen the textbooks our school issues? Nightmare if I have science and geography back-to-back

    justagirl
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and they usually have a bag that's for all that stuff.

    #72

    Not rinsing their mouth with water after brushing their teeth.

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    f2qxwcxnx2
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re actually not supposed to rinse your mouth out after brushing your teeth. The fluoride needs to sit on your teeth for it to work.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. You’re even supposed to use mouthwash BEFORE brushing, and not after like we were always taught.

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    Data1001
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do without teeth brushing scenes entirely.

    Deta Rossiter
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not rinsing after brushing is actually better for your teeth as the fluoride has more time to do it's job. just try it.

    camomooey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they say, but I've been doing it my whole life and I'm not gonna stop. I can't stand the feeling of leftover toothpaste when I'm done brushing.

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    Kat
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually no visual toothpaste when they are brushing their teeth

    ScootyPuffJr
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My beef is with how hard they brush their teeth. You'd have no gums left with that much pressure.

    HeavyMetalHeart
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t know that anyone rinsed…

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    #73

    People in the military, past or present, who remove their helmet during a battle.

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    Andrew Keir
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When 'tin hats' were introduced, in WW1, they very nearly got scrapped because the incidence of head wounds went up dramatically. It wasn't till someone noticed that the incidence of "death by gunshot to the head" had gone *down* by an equal amount , that someone worked out that 'wounded' was an improvement on 'dead'. Simplistic thinking has been with us since Noah was blamed for causing the Flood ...

    Michael Largey
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know that Noah didn't cause the Flood. It was Mrs. O'Leary's cow.

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    jonesnori
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do know why they do this - it's so you can see and recognize the main characters. It is ridiculously unrealistic, though.

    AlexJ
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Saving Private Ryan, a soldier gets hit and takes off the helmet to look at it and in the very next instant, he’s hit again directly in the head.

    #74

    Modern chicken breeds in time periods before their development.

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    Partypants
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not up on my chicken breeds.

    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, procuring "medieval" chicken or "victorian" ones might be a bit of à headache for film production.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they still taste kind of like chicken.

    #75

    Glasses with no lenses.

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    Kat
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reflection purposes so you don't see the camera, crew, and fake set stuff.

    Rinso The Red
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Knives Out, they had a whole set built behind the cameras so it would reflect properly in a character's glasses. It's a LOT of work for a detail 99.9% won't even notice.

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    Ace
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flat lenses are what I often notice. That's just plain glass, they're not doing anything at all.

    Susan
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Immediately thought of scene with Chris Hemsworth in Ghostbusters (the female cast version) where, as a gag, he rubs his eye through the empty lense opening.

    #76

    The baby from American Sniper. D**n that baby was fake.

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    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks. Just got a business idea. *registers www.stuntbabiesforhire.com

    #77

    My roommate feels that when a person is making a phone call- if the screen dose not shut off after being lifted to their face, the movie/show is ruined.

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    Ace
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure my phone screen doesn't do that.

    David
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My screen stays lit for X number of seconds after I stop touching the screen whether or not I lift it to my face. There is literally nothing "fake" about that. I believe Kat that it is an option, but it's not an option I have ever looked for.

    Kat
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an option in my android