“Drinking From Obviously Empty Cups”: 50 Unrealistic Movie Details That Frustrate Viewers
Many of us love watching films as a form of escapism. I don’t really want to know what it’s like to run an empire selling illegal goods or to get stranded in the forest after a plane crash. But it’s fascinating to immerse myself in these stories through a screen!
However, if a movie is meant to be set in our world, audiences will only truly connect to the characters if they’re believable. That's why cinephiles on Reddit have been discussing the most unrealistic and eye-roll inducing choices directors make that immediately take viewers out of a story.
It’s understandable for artists to take some liberties when writing scripts, but it’s difficult to take the plot seriously when the hero can magically survive dozens of life-threatening injuries. Enjoy scrolling through this list, and be sure to upvote the film details that frustrate you too!
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When people just like show up unannounced. Especially romantic movies. The girl always looks flawless. If a guy just showed up at my doorstep. The most likely result would be me in men's sweats with a bun on top of my head eating Cheetos out of my belly button.
UPDATE: to answer all of your questions, I have a really deep belly button.
Cheetos are the fastest ... but they never prosper ...
Load More Replies...How do I clean cheeto dust out of your belly button? Asking for a friend.
Or, they go on the run, and they chop all their long hair off. I'll be damned if it's not the cutest hairdo ever.
she forgot to say the belly button has dip..... I am gong home now. LOL
For some reason, my brain read that as "eating Cheerios out of my belly button." I wondered how much milk fits in the belly button. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Well.... did you measure and find out or are you just gonna leave us hanging
Load More Replies...To be fair, this is a modern issue. 30 years ago before cell phones, people did in fact just show up sometimes.
I miss the days of surprise visits, phone calls, just overall spontaneity. A friend of mine is having his first kid at 40+. I overheard him tell a patron, "Yeh, as I get older, there aren't many surprises left. This is a nice surprise".
Load More Replies...Or even better, when they arrive during 'book club" or the "big game" and there is a built in audience to tell us how we feel about the toxic thing happening we are told is "romance"
Meh, same international conglomerate, different name.
Load More Replies...Girl falls in love with a crazy a*****e and the more she loves him the less of a crazy a*****e he becomes. Newsflash, in real life loving a crazy a*****e doesn't fix him, it turns him into a crazier a*****e.
"Every breath you take, And every move you make, Every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watchin' you", the Police: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs
Load More Replies...that's a chick-flick trope. guy flicks involve battling a monster, then the girl falls in love with you
Yeh. Male characters going through living hell, battles, what-have-you in male-oriented movies. Chick-flicks, the gal is always a 20-year-old lawyer, ad exec or successful business owner, blonde and living in a high-rise condo or big, two-story house alone that the guy falls for. Or, an unrealistically young and gorgeous prostitute. Movies, I swear. That's why Conan the Barbarian will always be my favourite love story of all times. It's far more realistic for me.
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When someone tries to figure out a password. They'll look around the room and be like, "Paris! Her favorite city - that must be her password!" And it works. F**k all y'all.
You can guess my password for everything if you've seen my room...
This hit close to home before I realized that I employ more sophisticated techniques like adding 1 special character and 1 digit.
Load More Replies...It also that, even in the security services or government offices, every laptop is either left on or just comes on ready to go when they open up the screen, no-one seems ever to turn them off (or need to charge them).
This. I turn my laptop on and wander away to make a cup of tea so it has time to wake itself up as well...
Load More Replies...I always thought passwords had to be at least 22 characters, 7 symbols and 18 numers. And not was any of you previous 14 passwords.
"Huey, Dewey, Louie, Paris" - 3 characters and a capital
Load More Replies...No one could ever figure out all the caps and lower cases, numbers and symbols that would spell out a random theme of words I have and some with backwards spellings. Apparently none of that actually matters, as passwords appear as encrypted codes that could still be figured out if a hacker really wanted to take the time to do it.
I use a password manager for everything. My passwords all look like "SDsF*&KHa34d5WElajFhsdfi8Dywe#R$" and I have no idea what they are myself. The password to my password manager is always just 5 random words that I re-generate every 6 months. Good luck guessing that. Also, it uses multi-factor auth, so you'd also need to have my phone on you.
So basically if your password manager is hacked you lose all your passwords. I keep my passwords offline except for when I need to enter them for the site(s) they are used for. You can google up multiple instances of various passwords managers being compromised.
Load More Replies...In the Navy one command got really into making sure everyone had good passwords. They were using hacking software inside the firewall, and would suspend your account if they could get in. Literally I would open word close my eyesy and randomly hit keys with or without hold shift to create my password. They hacked it and my account ws locked. I went and said create my password for me, and it was literally my last name, one of the first rules of what not to do. But again that is using hacker software not just guessing.
That's not your fault, at all, and a complete own goal on their part. ANY account that requires a secure PW should block any brute force attack which is the (mostly) only way hacking tools can gain access for randomly generated PW's unless there is a vulnerability in their programming or additional attack vectors.
Load More Replies...If you can figure out my passwords by looking around the room...any room, then you won't need my password for anything because you'll know the winning lottery number for every drawing, you'll know when everyone is going to die, you will have the ability to know everything about everything. The only way you're getting my passwords is to spend a few minutes in my head. Do that and you still won't need them because you'll run from the room screaming.
When the characters don't communicate. Seems like there are a lot of movies/stories where there is some sort of dilemma but if they just sat and talked for a minute and explained what happened it would be fine. Seems like lazy writing sometimes.
As someone who does a fair amount of counseling, failure to communicate is probably the #1 cause of real-world problems and conflict. While it may seem like a frustrating failure it's actually probably the most true-to-life part of most movies.
You're having sexual congress w/ counseling. That's weird.
Load More Replies...All too realistic, if we're to believe all the AITA and similar Reddit threads copied here.
Then there would be no plot to the movie. Looking at you "Little Black Book".
How many rom com situations would never happed if they would call their partner and say my sibling or cousin is in town and I'm hanging out with them.
After three dates, she sees him with a woman at Target. Of course, she knew it, he is one of THOSE men. She turns around unseen by guy and THE other woman, leaves, blocks his number and drowns in misery. During the town's annual platypus-festivities, she accidentally runs into him and THE other woman. It's his sister. Unfortunately, she has already revenge-fondued the local Bowling Club and there's no coming back. Camera goes over a few falling leaves...fin!
People with 'normal' jobs (waiter, teacher, etc) having a cool, large apartment in one of the most expensive cities in the world (NY, LA, London, etc).
Jenny Agutter playing a NHS nurse who can afford a ground floor flat in Redcliffe Square in American Werewolf In London is always the one that makes me laugh. Even in the 1970s you’d have to be a millionaire to afford that.
But she was so hot. Also, it was a nice apartment.
Load More Replies...Carrie Bradshaw (SATC) living in her spacious Upper East Side N.Y. apartment and being able to afford designer clothes and shoes, all while being a writer. Forget about some of the horrible story lines, that was hard to watch!
I mean, some of those movies and shows took place in earlier times when rents weren't so crazy high.
Yeah when I first started waitressing in 2002 (I was 15) I was on $26.50 au and I lived in a beach front unit on the Gold Coast a 5mins walk from the restaurant (dad helped organise the legal side ) 2006 I had to move across Aus cos rentals went crazy and there was none. But yeah I don’t live like that anymore 😂 it was awesome while it lasted, having a taste of that life we were all meant to have
Load More Replies...I've pointed out that even the 'poor' working class live in two-story houses. Except for Good Times - that was realistic.
"I work three days a week at a used bookstore to pay for my loft apartment in Chelsea"
Going to any famous landmark and being the only ones there.
And no matter where the characters are in Paris, the Eiffel Tower is automatically in the background.
It does get around. They had to make the Metro especially large for it to fit
Load More Replies...Be there early in the morning. I have watched the sunrise alone from both the pyramid site in Kairo and in Petra, Jordan.
Kind of similar to being in a huge city like New York, Los Angeles, etc. and 'running into' someone you know.
The main monuments of Paris are in a small area of the city. Also, the city is designed with sight lines so you can see the sites from many spots and often see many monuments from one spot down a line. From the Arch at the Louvre you can see the Arch de Triumph in the distance.
Load More Replies...The "ugly girl" in movies is actually super hot but just wearing glasses and has her hair in a bun.
The term I know is "Hollywood ugly," but it's the same idea.
Load More Replies...I know everyone's crazy about "Princess Diaries" but I can't stand that movie. Its message is basically "You can only be accepted and celebrated if you conform to conventional ideals of beauty and change everything that's interesting about you." She was SO MUCH better before goddamit.
Or Superman and just Clark Kent's glasses. That one was funny for kids in the '50s.
Harold Lloyd, a silent film star wore glasses and usually a straw boater hat in his movies but when off the set he did not. He found it to be a good disguise. The creators of Superman read about that in some movie magazine and they just used the reverse, And Supe's spit curl. Never underestimate the power of a spit curl
Load More Replies...No one ever finishes a meal or their drinks. They always leave half full plates on the table or open a beer, take one sip, and leave it on the counter never to touch it again. Wasteful bastards.
Poor mom with the full breakfast ready and her kid grabs a piece of fruit on the way out.
Not the dad, though. He takes one sip of coffee and a slice of bacon to go.
Load More Replies...Hugh, elaborate breakfasts with dozens of pancakes stacked neatly. All the fixings, with bacon and berries etc ... and nobody touches it.
As a mom... if I cooked that much I would throw a chair at the first person to grab toast and try to leave. Just sayin.
Load More Replies...I saw one movie where they just pushed the food around for the whole ten minute scene. That's all I could fixate on.
Something I noticed years ago and when I point it out, everyone sees it. Spaghetti. Spaghetti - or some pasta dish - is served in over 90% of films and TV shows. I've even seen it in animated programs. This dates back decades and I've seen it in foreign movies, too. What is with the spaghetti and filming???
Shows and movies usually require several takes to get all the close ups and such, so there is no real life continuity. Some dinner scenes on Blue Bloods would take 6 or more hours to finish. My guesstimate is that spaghetti does not show consumption as much as meat, and it probably lasts longer under the lights. Also, you avoid the constant scraping of someone cutting their steak or toast breast (Blue Bloods went to plastic cutlery to avoid it).
Load More Replies...I always watch glasses on tables of people eating. The levels in them will mysteriously go up and down. Sometimes items on the table will disappear or appear from scene to scene.
And whenevr they pour a glass or cup of coffee, etc - the pour two drops into it
Drinking from obviously empty cups.
To be fair, drinking from a full suitcase could get messy 😂
Load More Replies...The clacky sound empty paper cups make! Do none of the professionals hear rhat?
Along the same lines, supposedly full boxes or whatnot that should weigh way more than the actor is physically showing. The most egregious case that I still cannot get over to this day- in the movie Kelly's Heroes they blast open a bank and find the gold they've been seeking. They're all in these portable wooden boxes. They break one open to confirm and it's filled with gold bars. Euphoria ensues and then we watch them moving the boxes to a truck. Those boxes should weigh 100 pounds minimum each, but it's painfully clear there's nothing in them. You even see one get inadvertently shifted in the box pile demonstrating that they're empty. Anyway, I've got it off my chest. Love that movie except for that stupid detail.
How hard is it to give someone a cup of water? I can 100% pick out a full cup when someone is holding it on screen.
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When someone is being chased by a car. Why the f**k do they ALWAYS continue running on a straight road?! You obviously cannot outrun a car.
Chased by anything: run in a straight line. 🤦 Do you know how much I screamed at the characters at the end of Prometheus to just TURN TO THE SIDE?!?!! (Then again, I screamed at the characters in Prometheus throughout the entire movie.)
I followed a squirrel down a country lane once at 0.01 miles per hour, shouting out of the window "Run to the side". True story!
Load More Replies...Once again, this is actually pretty true. Most people will run in a straight line away from a threat. Look up all the videos of people trying to run straight away from a falling tree. It seems to be hard-wired in our DNA or something.
Serpentine! Serpentine! https://youtu.be/A2_w-QCWpS0?si=IVYLgSZr0_MI-_JA
A few years ago I found a possum (Australian, and introduced to NZ) running in front of my car. It ran directly in front of me for several hundred metres. It did not think for a moment to run into the bushes in the side of the road!
Be fair, they're not especially intelligent, are they?
Load More Replies...I could upvote this a million times. Christine is the movie I always think about when it comes to this.
It happens in almost every movie, a character on foot either trying to catch up with or outrun a moving vehicle. It's been done so many times that it is just boring.
Or go down an alleyway that has no outlet. Or go down one that does. Alleys in large cities are not well lit or all that safe.
Given an alley, you can't tell if it has an outlet or not. Especially with split-second notice.
Load More Replies...When they "enhance" a photo in order to get the information they want. YOU CANT ENHANCE THAT S**T LIKE THAT, A GRAINY PHOTO WILL STILL BE A GRAINY PHOTO, YOU'VE JUST BLOWN IT UP IN SIZE.
I'll give you one step further. Using 2D images (surveillance video) and turn them 3D to be able to rotate it and see it from the "backside" (Enemy of the State). There is no way they have that kind of information in the original.
Red Dwarf did the best spoof on this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMBkWtDAPBY
Load More Replies...I think it was NCIS, they got an 8x10 studio quality photo of the suspect from a reflection in a car's chrome bumper. "Zoom and enhance, zoom and enhance, now rotate"
Or when they can read a license plate number using the reflection in someone's eye
Yes like here on BP, most images are so poor that even opening them on another tab you cannot make out what it says but the post assumes it is clear.
Especially when it's unnecessary. They did that in Star Trek's "Vengeance Factor" with a photo to "calculate" the face of a person that was only partially seen. I get that they didn't just want to show that person, but it could have been easily be solved by saying "we have several photos where always just part of that face can be seen, but put together you have a recognisable image".
I love in the simpsons when bart is like ENHANCE, and lisa just shrugs and pushes his face towards the screen
When two people want to talk privately and they casually step like 5 feet away in the same room, like nobody else in the room wouldn't be able to hear them.
There was a joke about this in Family Guy, where the characters were screaming at each other but the guy a few feet away couldn't here anything until they moved two feet closer together
They need a magic yellow line. LOL I laugh at being in line at a pharmacy and they ask you to stand behind the yellow line until it is your turn "for patient privacy". But you can usually stand there and hear everything the person being served is saying. Or worse, one time I was waiting in ER for a friend. The front desk had a plexiglass wall (like from covid) and a little speaker system set up. I was literally 50 feet away relaxing in a chair and I could still hear people giving their personal details.
All the bad guys are horrible shots and the heroes never miss.
... and in a fist fight, all the baddies queue up to hit the hero, and wait their turn!
And no matter how long the fight goes on for, the hero and main protagonist will continue to drag themselves up and carry on
Load More Replies...In episode IV, they were actually ordered to miss. But it's become an unintentional meme by now.
Load More Replies...Yep, 20 + machine guns against one hand gun with 8 bullets and the hero gets them all. Not real but as me and the wifie say the director said so it is now real.
This! And how the bad guys can pick off the hero's crew like sharpshooters, but when it comes to shooting at the hero they couldn't hit a cow's a$$ with a banjo - especially when he craftily hides behind a pillar or a stack of cardboard boxes
Load More Replies...Just watch any of Steven Seagal's direct to video "movies" where he is notorious for his poor gun handling skills. And don't get me started on his "stunts", where he uses a stunt double for climbing stairs or fighting sitting down. Yes, he's a horrible person but his "movies" are even worse.
The stormtroopers shooting at Han Solo at close range and never hits him. Or the stromtroopers in general.
Teachers giving one motivation speech and suddenly all kids turn into saints.
I wish that were true... but then again, teachers nowadays aren't really known for inspirational speeches any more...
I teach 11 different groups of students a week, each group ranging from 11 to 35 students. I was fresh out of inspirational speeches in week 2 ... I do, however, have an unlimited and readily available supply of come-backs.
Load More Replies...I like the female, white teacher who goes to a ghetto school, and turns all the brown children into Shakespeare loving thespians while Coolio sings in the background.
If I think about it enough, my favourite movies have been the ones where the teachers are not the most liked by the class. Gotta love that English teacher in 10 Things I Hate About You. He sucks, but it's hard not to laugh at how unhinged he is.
Or a high school senior class that never passed a test after one talk they all ace their ACT.
Inaccuracy in portrayal of pregnancy. Like oh 10 weeks and the baby is kicking. Or when "it's time" the woman is rushed to the hospital and goes through a birth in a few minutes. All LIES!!!!
The husband flies down the road with his wife in labour, hitting every pothole and flying over speed bumps and hills. That s**t would hurt during contractions. No police chase, and if there is the police are just led to the hospital and all is forgiven.
Not all women are horrifically insane when they give birth, either. Sweat pouring down their face, punching the father yelling YOU DID THIS TO ME!
Maybe not a few minutes, but my wife's water broke around 7, we went to the hospital and baby was here by 11. Definitely not the norm, but it can happen quick.
After my brother was almost born in the hospital elevator, the doc took my dad aside and told him that if they were going to have any more kids, he'd better learn how to deliver them himself!
Load More Replies...30-40... is that the score? Tennis, maybe?
Load More Replies...Time has to be condensed to fit into one and a half hours or thereabouts.
Retired labor nurse here. They push wrong. The way they usually show it (the patient is sitting up and screaming), no baby is ever going to come out. Don't get me started on c-sections.
How everyone in highschool is in their late 20's.
I remember the first time I watched it, and I thought that Americans stayed in school much longer than anyone else.
Load More Replies...And all students in fabulous outfits with great hair and make up. My teen got up literally 20 minutes before class and was lucky to even have on shoes and pants.
Yeh. And the parents are youthful and fun and all have fancy jobs living in massive two-story mansions...
Load More Replies...When I was 16 and Beverly Hills 90210 was big, I went on a rant about how obvious it is that the 'teens' are in there 20s. I went on to say that I suppose that made teens s.crewing 'okay'. What is the fascination with teenagers and them having s.ex??? S.exuallizing teens and having it become a popular TV show or movie??? YUCK!!!
Many guys in my high school had beards. We all got into bars at age 16.
Because, with all the s.ex portrayed that would be illegal. So to speak.
Load More Replies...this is because of real-world practicalities. There are just so many laws and rules that you have to follow when using under 18 actors that it's just not worth it unless absolutely necessary.
Also, there are a lot fewer talented actors who are 16 than who are 31.
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Covering someones mouth in duct tape. S**t don't stick to wet, humid surfaces. Breathing causes humidity. Might not fall clean off, but it wouldn't stifle speech.
Edit: Too many of you know too much about how many times to wrap tape around someone's head lol.
For me, it's not about how well the tape sticks, it's the fact that nobody takes their tongue to poke the tape away - it's easy. (Don't ask me how I know. All I'll say is that I like doing research. 😁)
Then you'll have a sore tongue. Don't ask me how I know.
Load More Replies...If I was in that situation, I would be scared that my nose gets stuffy and I just asphyxiate.
How wet are people's mouths usually? Mine's always dry as the Gobi desert. I've torn skin off my lip tearing tape with my teeth.
Hardly any of the gags used in movies would stifle speech completely, and certainly not noise, which can come out of the nose; and if their hands are tied in front, then it's easy to remove the gag. It also annoys me when two people are tied up separately, but in the same room, and don't try to untie each other.
It's a minimum of 3 times round the head tightly for a truly secure fit. However depending on the persons nasal clearance you could end up inadvertently suffocating them. Same with rag or cloth
Load More Replies...When I was like 12 my 17 year old brother bound me with an entire roll of duct tape. I was free ten minutes later. Duct tape doesn't do s**t for binding or silencing humans.
I'd like you to try in real life to remove a 6-in piece of 2-in duct tape covering your mouth without your hands. Unless you have beard, I'll call the coroner
Drastic age differences between couples for the sake of casting a young hot actress in the role over one that's realistically more the equal to the actor.
Also mother and daughter characters who are too close in age in real life to be possible
Like in the TV show Rosewood. The actor playing the main character was born in 1969 and the one playing his mother was born in 1960.
Load More Replies...Super hot women who have advanced science degrees and are world experts at twenty.
I made a similar comment about 'rom-coms' and the chick actor is 20, a lawyer, ad exec, successful business owner, etc., lives in a massive high-rise, condo, two-story house alone and is almost always blonde driving a dude sports car. Yeh. We know who the target audience is. Don't get me started on the young, gorgeous prostitute characters that the male character will drag their b.alls through miles of broken glass for.
Load More Replies...Geez i never noticed that till u said so... that's actualy soooo creepy
Well, Leonardo and the likes makes this a real Hollywood life feature.
Michael Douglas is exactly 25 years older to the day than his wife.
Load More Replies...What? Of course all 23 yr old girls like old farts in their 50' and 60's and it's only slightly disgusting...
And then there are rare movies like White Castle where it's the opposite, but the plot is stigma this and stigma that.
Load More Replies...Or no age difference between actors that portray parents and actors who portray their children
In a dystopian future where water and resources are scarce, everyone has the magical ability to shave their legs, chest and armpits and groom their eyebrows.
I'm willing to forgive well kept hair, but the whole "waxed body" thing is dumb.
Considering the amount of dystopian futures include nuclear fallout I'd say this is plausible
Load More Replies...What gets me is in any movie where a character is a prisoner in a dirty cell, dirt all over their face and clothes are a mess. Still immaculate teeth.
Load More Replies...they eat the hair maybe? we do not know what is in Soylent Green, exactly. haha
Not in a dystopian future, and my legs are stubbly as we speak.
It gets to me when people are driving and they move the steering wheel way to much for driving on a straight road. Do that in real life and you're all over the road.
Or they take their eyes off the road to look at their passenger for minutes at a time. Yeah, no - that's the direct line to Crashville.
He did the stare and drive on ya didn't he? Hah He got that from me... *proceeds to drive through a red light* - Roman Pierce 2 Fast 2 Furious
Load More Replies...There's a good Nora from Queens episode where Awkwafina drives an Uber, and she keeps staring back at her passengers to talk, and they're like "Let me out of this car you're going to k**l us all"
When I see that I think of my friend's old Cadillac. It had some sort of issue with the steering. It wasn't too noticeable on dry roads but if you were driving in snow/ice, you'd have to constantly micro adjust the steering wheel left and right to keep it going in a straight line. (And no, they don't own that car any more)
What bugs me is the driver having a conversation with a passenger and looks at the passenger more than looking at the road.
This is probably a holdover from the time when cars didn't have power steering or it wasn't as good as it it today and you need to move the steering wheel more. actors take their cue from older movies and do the same thing.
When people are pretending to play instruments and they clearly have absolutely no idea what they are doing. The prop department could at least teach them how to hold the f*****g things, it makes me so angry.
I played the trumpet in primary school for two years and the first thing the teachers told us was "don't puff out your cheeks - it doesn't work". Right, and in the movies, guess what everybody does?
There is a bollywood song where one guy is shown playing an electric guitar and funnily the song didn't use electric guitar anywhere.
Same for guns in movies. Lot's of people don't know the proper way to hold them and it shows.
You can tell when they've had any training with the trigger discipline. I also wince everytime they're all sweeping the room and keep pointing their weapons at their team mates
Load More Replies...My biggest pet peeve is holding them in the wrong hands - like right over left on saxophones, left handed trumpets, and the absolutely most egregious backwards French Horns. WHY?!?!?!?!
One of my Dad's flute students got selected as Guest Artist with the local symphony one year, and our local newspaper had her meet with a photographer for pics to go with the article about it. After some time taking shots in various poses, he complains that it's boring she's always holding the flute on the same side, why not try it on the other side for once? She tries to tell him it doesn't work like that, but eventually gives in for "just one shot" to shut him up, and of course THAT'S the picture they print. She was so angry and embarrassed!
Load More Replies...Fits in with "Hollywood Science" - everything you learn at school, is denied on screen.
As someone who has never once had opportunity to hold or play an instrument, I never considered this. Now I will wonder!
When one character says, "Quick, turn on your TV!" and the other character just happens to be on the right channel. Ugh. No. There're like 800 channels with basic cable.
"Okay, I turned the TV on... Now what's so important about this stain remover conmercial? I mean, it DOES seem to work fairly well..."
"What, did you want me to buy you the earrings they're selling, Jan?"
Load More Replies...That's the most annoying part. Especially if it's meant to be a single segment on the evening news. Unless it's a huge, breaking story, it's getting 90 seconds of coverage, MAX and they move on to the next thing.
Load More Replies..."Ok, I turned the TV on. Which streaming service? I don't have cable."
Or, conversely, they're watching an important news report but shut it off while the reporter is still talking so they can discuss the new development.
And they don't have to turn on the TV then the cable then the whatever, it's unrealistic to use one remote
When people smoke weed in movies and react as though they are under the influence of some seriously psychoactive hallucinogens and act like complete fools.
Or they take a huge hit of (substance of choice) and continue to act completely unaffected.
Drinking loads shots and still walking in a straight line
Load More Replies...People being "knocked out" by head trauma without ill effects. I'm sure there are people who think that's how it actually works, and that's a dangerous misconception. It's important to take head injuries seriously.
I got smacked in the head as a kid by an out-of-control swing and blacked out for a few seconds. Directly afterwards, I couldn't remember my phone number or house number - took at least an hour for that info to pop back into my brain. Even the most minor of head trauma is serious.
Every time. EVERY TIME you lose consciousness, you should get checked by a doctor.
Yes. I thought I got knocked out and was doing pretty well. Years later and SO MUCH WORK things are better but my life was a s**t show for several years and I was too braindead to even realize how bad it was
Or take a bat to the head multiple times and not get knocked out.
Load More Replies...Or they get caught in an explosion, yet they come out unharmed. Really?
Oops. Shuffling guiltily. I fell off a chair last week, whacked my head on the way down and still have a cut over the eyebrow and a spectacular ‘black’ (actually, it’s brown, green, magenta and purple) eye to show for it. Didn’t fully knock myself out but I haven’t been to the doctor either. I figured that checking vision, pupil dilation response, no headache, no nausea, was good enough. However, I let my closest friend know what happened and asked them to check in with me daily. If I don’t respond promptly to the check in, please drive over and take me to ER. So far, so good. But you’d be a fool to follow my example. I openly admit I *should* have gone to ER. I’m bløody lucky that, so far, there’s no apparent consequences other than looking like someone clocked me in the face.
I fell off a horse during an english riding lesson and it was hard enough to knock out my contact lens. I got back up and finished the ride then the next I remember I was half way home : don't remember grooming the horse afterwards and leaving. Lost about 15 to 20 minutes that day.
Don't get involved in bar fights- crazy dude hitting, punching, kicking everyone cause he was tweaking out. He went after my hubby- he punched him in the ear- swelled up real nice and bled. Dude also took me out- punch to the side of my head- enough to lay me out flat on my back in the road and unconscious for a few seconds- he did it hard enough my shoe flew off! Good thing guy was eventually arrested! We did get checked out at the hospital- we were ok. Restraining order against the guy- thank god he is locked up now. He was a woman beater too!
It really grinds my gears when a character pulls another character up to safety with one arm from the edge of a cliff.
Or catches someone by one hand after they've already started falling. Also the person who falls out of sight just to be revealed clinging to a tiny ledge 20 feet down.
Or they're holding a tiny root (despite there not being any plants with roots like that near the edge)
Load More Replies...No one says good bye before they hang up. How many times do you say good bye and the other person still has more to say? How do movie characters always know the conversation is over??
My mother-in-law was famous for just hanging up. Hubs had called her about something important and his mum was chatting about her neighbours or something. Once she had said what she wanted to say, she said good bye and hung up before hubs could even talk to her about the important thing he needed to talk to her about. He wasn't happy, as when she hung up, she didn't put the handset back on the cradle right, so when he tried to call back, all he got was a busy signal. He tried for over an hour and in the end had to drive to her place to speak to her. He was raging when he got home.
"Something important" as far as he was concerned, but apparently not for her. We all have family like that.
Load More Replies...I rarely say goodbye and just hang up. People in my life have teased me about it.
How everyone being interviewed by the police at their job - keep working as though they couldn't be bothered to stop, you know... for a murder investigation.
Management will probably make you clock out to talk to the police, and then call it your break.
For me, it's the police asking them where they were on a very specific date, and a very specific time many years in the past, and, they know. Unless you have never had a social life, and all you do is work, go home, and sleep, okay then.
And when being questioned they tell the cops when they're done talking instead of cops saying when they're done. "I have to get back to work", "I'm gonna miss my class", and the rich ones "we're done here".
When the police show up there's no way you can keep your mind on work. Especially when federal authorities show up.
When a car has no headrests so we can see the people in the backseat, once you notice it, you can't un-notice it.
Sometimes there's no windshield to prevent glare when filming from the front.
Unemployed actors living in huge Manhattan lofts.
Yep, Hallmark has this down pat. Girl leaves the big city after getting dumped/laid-off/quits to find herself. Moves back to unbelievably quaint hometown, rents cute fixer upper that would cost a couple grand a month, is able to pay her way by making pottery or waiting tables in the local coffee shop.
Load More Replies...Family moves into huge house, moving van arrives. Two days later, entire house is fully furnished, organized and decorated. It took me a year to settle into a one-bedroom apartment!
Characters with minimum wage jobs living in huge, sumptuously furnished apartments or houses.
People wearing an oxygen mask, and the mask is foggy. That means that the oxygen is turned off. Oxygen from a tank or wall outlet is completely dry. Zero humidity. Also using a non rebreathing mask with the reservoir uninflated and collapsing with each breath. If the mask has a tight fit, the patient could pass out for lack of oxygen.
Binoculars. F*****g binoculars. You know that s**t you see when a character is using binoculars and you see their POV and then there's two circles? That's not how f*****g binoculars work. You see one g*****n oval. Yet every time you see someone use binoculars you see some venn diagram b******t. It's like no one in Hollywood has used a pair of f*****g binoculars before.
Its alarming how often stupid or terrible things just become normalized for so long and inevitably becoming accepted
Load More Replies...They do that because it translates fast what is being seen through the binoculars.
One of the great scenes in Top Secret is when they're looking through binoculars at cows...then one of the cows jumps through this enormous piece of cardboard.
UNless you're doing it wrong and you have two circles and your eyes hurt because your eyeball touched the lens
Well to be fair it is impossible to represent stereoscopic vision on a screen.
Socially awkward people magically obtaining a vibrant social life with no effort because cool people for some reason find them valuable and want them as friends.
I have always been socially awkward, yet had a huge group of friends in high school
I have found out more than once that I was better liked than I thought. Same goes for being memorable or having something you said once a long time ago have a positive effect on someone’s life. I’m nothing special, never popular, not a saint, make tons of mistakes, don't really stand out from the crowd, so I don’t think anyone would listen to me, and that only a few people might like me, because I have an edge to me that’s not to everyone’s taste. So it’s all a real surprise to me.
Load More Replies...Crazy, Stupid Love right there. My first watch, I found it mildly humourous. Second watch, I wanted to punch the TV.
Defibrillators - They don't bring back people from the dead. *Edited* - as in they are not used to re-start a stopped/flatline/asystole) (my new word of the day) heart.
So right. They are used to stabilize a heart beat. My CCU Nurse wife screams at the TV over this one.
And they get insulin and diabetes wrong in the movies too. A diabetic does not go into shock because they do not have their insulin. Diabetic shock occurs when someone takes their insulin and does not eat food. The insulin burns off too much glucose and they become hypoglycemic.
Load More Replies...or when they stick a huge needle right into the heart to restart it with adrenaline
And those "flatlines" are NOT asystole. They're too straight and suggest the leads popped off. I started out as a new grad RN on a cardiac unit.
This is dangerous, because people get wrong information which can cause someones death.
That nobody seems to need to go to the bathroom. Ever.
Edi: Ok not ALL movies. But never just natural. Like rom coms drinking all night? Where's the broken seal? No one's ever like, hang on I have to pee every 5 seconds.
It's dangerous going to the bathroom. Especially without your gun, as proved in Pulp Fiction.
THIS. Or when someone wakes up and imeediately leaves/gets kicked out without going to the toilet? NO. I don't care if a meteor crashes through my roof, I am going to pee first thing.
Nor do they eat...particularly odd in 24, no-one stopped for lunch.
Cars don't explode when shot at. That's lazy filmmaking.
*edit*
TIL, people like their cars exploding, gawshdurnit.
*edit edit*
Also, I call it lazy filmmaking because, well, it f*****g is. If you want to build excitement or intensity, do so with a better plot or with better pacing. Not random, arbitrary explosions. Unless, you are looking to make just a stupid action flick, it's a silly thing to waste the money on shooting.
There was a woman who tried to kïll her husband by stuffing a rag in the gas tank of his car - while he was in it, obvs - lighting it, and thinking the car would explode. Weirdly, it didn't. I guess, maybe, don't look to Hollywood for reality?
In a former life I was a volunteer firefighter and we responded to a car fire. the car had been stolen and the thieves tried to get rid of the evidence. they stuffed a rag in the gas tank then set fire to the brush the car was sitting in. When we got the fire out the rag was still there, hanging from the gas tank. If you really want to set a car on fire what you need to do is... maybe I should not share that info. I was a training officer so I did set several cars on fire. Not one of them exploded (even after dumping gasoline into the interior). I was caught in a gasoline flashover once on the scene of a truck fire. I was uninjured but we did have a special training session on what not to do at the scene of a vehicle fire (one of the firefighters, not me, did something stupid).
Load More Replies...The only bazooka I've ever had was bubble gum.
Load More Replies...Yes they did and they dropped a match directly into a container of gas and the match went out. True you can light it but dropping it in anting very deep the match would be snuffed as it went under the surface proving it has to have the right mixture of air and fuel vapor to explode.
Load More Replies...Or a car going off a cliff and exploding in midair for no apparent reason.
Would add the " cool walking away during an explosion " and " jump/roll and then hop back up when caught in a blast"
And it's always the engine that explodes. when the gas is on the other end of the car. What exactly is exploding in an engine? a cup of gas, or the 3 quarts of oil encased in a big metal block?
How acceptable it is to break up a wedding/relationship. D**n near every movie that has one being broken up ends in applause and kissing.
I'm pretty sure if you walk in on a wedding for the "girl of your dreams" in real life, you're gonna get your a*s kicked by either 50% or 100% of attendees.
I got lost and managed to run into the church just as "If you have any objections..." All eyes swiveled. I swiftly took a seat and bowed my head. Marriage happened.
OMG, what an opportunity. "But she's his sister!" anything, really. I don't think I could've helped myself.
Load More Replies...I couldn't stand the movie "Something Borrowed" for this very reason.
Bombs that are defused at 1 sec mark, jesus
Edit: rip my inbox, biggest comment so far!
Wait, what? Next you'll be telling me there's not a red or blue wire?
Load More Replies...This reminds me of a scene in NCIS where the practice bomb "blew up" before the timer went to 0. Bomb Squad Leader just said "Bad Guys watch movies too".
Characters picking up obviously empty suitcases. I know it's dumb of me to get so annoyed, but the prop guy couldn't put a sand bag in there? It immediately takes me away from the story when I see actors lifting giant bags like they're King Kong picking up a matchbook.
Huge amounts of luggage. In The Shining, the Torrance family arrived in VW Bug and their pile of luggage was bigger than the whole car.
Speaking of "The Shining," if you've never heard of "The Wendy Theory," I recommend checking it out. It's a really fun re-interpretation of the movie that explains all the continuity errors by positing that Wendy is really the crazy one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRr_0W-9hWg
Load More Replies...Or people leaving on a long trip/moving/running away with a small overnight suitcase.
On a similar note: gift boxes not actually being wrapped, but instead the lid and the bottom are wrapped separately so all they do is lift it off. I know it's for multiple takes, but it's just so stupid. Just wrap multiple boxes rather than look like an idiot.
When there's a gun fight and car doors stop high caliber rounds
**Edit**: The pedants on this site wouldn't be happy if I was specific down to the bullet's grain, so p**s off you know what I mean.
Err no, once you start taking about "grain size" I have no idea what you mean.
Grain size in bullets is how much they weigh. More mass can increase penetration.
Load More Replies...Wait, so if someone is shooting at me with a AK I can't just hide safely behind a Ford Focus?
Actually you could, so long as you position yourself behind the engine block.
Load More Replies...When people pause before shooting someone, giving them a chance to do something completely unrealistic to get away. If there's somebody dangerous and I have a gun pointed at them I'm going to just shoot, no questions asked. I'll drop my pun after k**ling them.
Never pull a weapon if you're not prepared to use it right then and there. If the other person is experienced in self defence or attack, then you have no time at all before they close the distance between you, take the weapon, and use it on you. If you are closer than about 10 feet from someone, your chances of being able to shoot you before they are withing grabbing range of the gun are next to zero. It is shocking just how quickly you can go from feeling in charge of the situation to being dead.
I'm gonna elaborate 2 points on this. First... the magic distance is 21 feet (Google "Tueller Drill"). Second: if you aren't a cop, if you aren't legal to shoot you aren't legal to even have the gun out (in most places in the United States)...
Load More Replies...What about how the villain, right as he has the protagonist where he wants them- ALWAYS explains in great detail their entire plan from the beginning - how they did it - why they did it, etc
same when a serial ki**er chases you and you manage to knock them down. Do not run letting them get you, hit him with the item you knocked him down and do it soo many times to be sure he is not going to live
Especially with the enemy. They always need to explain something giving the hero time to get out of the situation.
And why do the vampires always wait for the ware wolves to totally transform before they begin attacking.
Load More Replies...Actually not pulling the trigger is a well documented issue in the army.
When the cops are really far away from the perp and they announce they're looking for that person. So of course the perp runs and gets away.
Also when the gun goes back and forth from bad guy to good guy and whoever ends up with the gun is in charge of the situation.
Whenever someone is "hacking" or doing anything with computers, they bleep and bloop and make all kinds of sci-fi sounds like that. That would be the most annoying s**t ever.
Wait, you mean hackers don't work and look like they do in "Hackers"? Man, talk about disappointing! 😂
Also if they're trying to not attract attention, it'd be seriously unhelpful
When the character who wears glasses takes his glasses off during "serious business" moments. Have fun squinting pal.
Considering how often the glasses don't even have lenses in them, I'm not sure this is a problem
I do that all the time. I’m 70 years old and I wear bifocals. The lenses in my eyes refocus really slowly and often I can see better without the glasses
Yup. I've got progressives, and the portion for "up close" is so low on the lenses as to be useless. The glasses come off for reading, typing, or any sort of close work.
Load More Replies...And no-one ever has to stop and clean their glasses because they can't see out of them.
Outrunning explosion fireballs, or hiding from them, like a fireball rolling down a hallway they escape by ducking into a side room or closet.
Like the one time in Bandcamp when Indiana Jones hid in an old fridge from a nuclear Explosion and crawled out of it unharmed
There's a funny TV commercial out there where two men are walking slowly away from a huge exploding building. The first guy says, "Why are we walking so slowly? This doesn't seem like a time when we should be walking slowly". The other guy says, "it's just something we do" (paraphrasing).
The pressure wave from a high explosive detonation will turn your insides into jelly if you are nearby. You will not survive.
While normally I agree with this one, I absolutely 100% approve of the usage of the "ducking into a side room" trope to save the dog in "Independence Day."
Explosions exhaust all oxygen in enclosed spaces, yet everyone can breathe normally
When the "perp" is being interviewed by a cop and asks for a lawyer but the cop goes something like " okay but that'll make you look guilty" or some other b******t like that. Asking for a lawyer is the magic stop button in police interviews, they aren't allowed to ask you anything else until you speak with a lawyer.
Be careful how you word it, though. Because if you tell a cop: "Give me a lawyer, dawg" the court could find that you didn't ask for your Constitutionally guaranteed lawyer but instead asked for a "lawyer dog." Sounds stupid, right? Well... it happened: https://blogs.illinois.edu/view/25/574827
Also be sure to say "I am exercising my right to remain silent". Sound stupid, but there have been cases where the prosecution has made a suspects silence sound suspect.
Load More Replies..."I'm not saying another word without my lawyer present!" "But sir, you ARE the lawyer." "Right - so where's my present??"
Always make sure to word your request very specifically. Anything you say after you request a lawyer cannot be used, but you must use wording such as "I request a lawyer". "I think I need a lawyer" is not a direct request, but the police are not obligated to tell you that.
Rubbish. They are absolutely obliged to ensure you have access to a lawyer. Details of one''s "rights" vary from country to country, but in most of the civilised world these basics are pretty much the same.
Load More Replies...I liked the scene in Breaking Bad (or was it Better Call Saul?) where Ermantraut is being interrogated and all he says is "lawyer!" ... blablablabalabala ... "lawyer!"
Hmmmmm, this is so wrong. Police in the US are allowed to LIE to suspects to try and coerce them into a confession (false or otherwise). AND they ignore requests for a lawyer all the time, even for juveniles. Please don't fool yourself that they are law abiding people, they are worse than the criminals a lot of the time. US prisons are full of people who have been 'interviewed' by police for 10+ hours are a time (yes, even juveniles) to scare them and wear them down. Listen to the "one Minute Remaining' podcast as just one example.
Incorrect sound effects. I hate the sword drawing SCHWING sound, and the "I just lifted my gun" ka-click.
Or when an archer draws their bow and you hear a ridiculous over-stretching sound. I've been doing archery for more then 20 years and my bow makes no sound at all when I draw it.
Or when they pick up the semi-auto shotgun or pistol, cycle a round into the chamber, then just before they start the shootout the cycle it again.
Same thing when there is the sound of a hammer being cocked on a pistol without a hammer. 🙄
Load More Replies...I think this is one of those things that doesn't bother me because it's an expected sound. Kind of comforting almost. :P But I totally see why it would irritate people, especially anyone who actually uses these weapons and knows that they sound like in real life.
It is almost unsettling to watch a movie that doesn't have the Foley mixed sounds in it. It doesn't feel "real" without the sounds.
Load More Replies...the one that annoys me is how animals are always making a noise, in a way that they just don't in real life. horses constantly neighing and whinnying. rats running around squeaking (yeah, like every prey animal continually announces their presence and location)
What really grinds my gears is whenever they show a scene of a car pulling away from ANYWHERE, the tires ALWAYS screech or burn-out.
Also motorcycles that need to do wheelies every time like it helps them got faster. Yeah, faster to eat dirt.
Load More Replies...Or my favorite, you’ll see a luxury car racing along with an automatic transmission but you’ll here them manually shift through 20 gears.
Somehow modern cars don't have ABS so skid/screech to halt. No, that's not how cars with ABS. Even in the US they have been on all new cars since 2011
I watched an old Schwarznegger (sp?) movie years ago. The car he was driving hit numerous other cars and as it was speeding around a corner, a hub cap flew off. But when he stopped the car had no dents and the hub cap magically reappeared.
Yeah, and cars (or motorcycles) seem to have 15 gears... those drivers just keep on shifting
I wonder how in every movie the cars always find a parking place right outside where they want to go..even in big cities..
I absolutely hate when a couple is fighting or arguing really aggressively and that somehow turns into them having s*x. WUT.
Those movies where a white woman goes into the projects and just HAS to make a difference.
its not just white women its white PEOPLE. its called the white savior complex. there are tons of movies featuring white people going into all sorts of "sad" places and being the only one who sees the suffering and has the gumption to make a difference. This is also in social media all the d**n time. white people filming themselves doing good things in impoverished areas
"Thinking about how different my life is from the man picking rice in the background", as a caption under a bikini shot. Yeah, you certainly are, ... sure, honey...
Load More Replies... Sprinklers. Someone holds up a lighter and suddenly everyone in the building is soaking wet.
If you manage to trip a sprinkler head, every sprinkler in the building doesn't go off. If they did, they'd all have to be replaced and that s**t gets expensive. The life safety system will trigger and the alarms go off, but only the sprinklers in the area that is hot will trip.
Edit: Since everyone on Reddit likes to make a point, yes, deluge systems do this. I have yet to see a movie in a high hazard situation where someone is trying to set off the fire safety systems. More often they want to blow those places up.
It's been in the system, at room temperature, for several years. Oh yes, it's indeed nasty.
Load More Replies...also. gas station foam systems never activate now that you mention it...........
The President "Clears" someone for an "ultra classified" mission.
He/She doesn't have that authority. That's not how it works.
Edit: for more information on how clearances work (in the US).
With the current President no one needs clearance for an "ultra classified" mission. All you need is to be connected to Pete Hegseth.
You know what else about the current president? He mistook the word "tariff" for "hamburgers"
Load More Replies...Why is Elon cleared to bounce around in official meetings in a ballcap and t-shirt. What governmental credentials does he have? The only thing that makes sense is court jester.
He's Trump's official mushroom-puller (you may have to have read Stormy's book to appreciate that one). EDIT: And don't ever mention Elon bouncing around in a ballcap ever again. It sounds like some kind of scrotal covering. There is not enough mind bleach in existence to eradicate that mental image 🤢🤮
Load More Replies...When I worked for TSA (2012 to 2017), they did a full FBI background check on me, because we all had federal government security clearances. The paperwork was extensive, to say the least, and went back a couple generations. Most of my older relatives are dead, so that wasn’t an issue. But, being married to an Englishman made my check take longer, because they had to liaise with MI-5 to check him and his family’s records, and it took a bit of time. Needless to say, everyone on either side of the Atlantic is clean as a whistle, so of course I got my clearance. Unfortunately, one of the people hired with me didn’t pass. They had an arrest on their record for burglary that they neglected to mention. The sad thing about it was that it happened when they were just barely 18, and their lawyer had advised them to apply to have it expunged from their record. But they neglected to file the paperwork on time, so lost their chance. They were 18, so definitely young and dumb. Anyway, they were immediately let go from TSA. For those who don’t know, TSA does security checks on people’s luggage, and having a burglary on your record, regardless of how long ago it was, doesn’t bode well for you doing open bag luggage checks, if you get my drift. THAT’S how federal government security clearances go.
Or when some guy was kicked out of a service b/c he is a rogue and can't follow orders, becomes the hero.
actually the President *can* do this. The US President can pretty much grant, or revoke, a security clearance at will.
People dying immediately, as soon as they are shot, stabbed, etc. In reality, this is extremely unlikely for anything other than a perfect shot to the head or heart. Why can't we hear the moaning and gurgling, and see the shooting victim writhing and bleeding out as the hero tiptoes past him?
People dying right after they're able to make an emotional speech or confession, rather than dying in the middle of speaking or hours later as it'd be more likely to happen.
Nah, they always die whenever a male character says: tell my wife/gf I love her. And if it is a female character they will say: kiss me. And that's it. Every. Fcking. Time.
Load More Replies...Actually, even a perfect heart shot won't always do it. Multiple accounts from WWI of soldiers charging across no-man's land, jumping down into the enemy trench, killing several people, and only THEN realizing they took a round to the heart as soon as the got out of their own trench.
If the descending aorta in the abdomen is breached, people fold in 4-5 seconds. They bleed out into the abdomen, though, so the external signs can be hard to see.
Well, I would like to point out that it’s quite the opposite n Indian movies. The people can’t die fast enough, there’s a really crazy type of plot armour. Indian actors somehow take a knife stab here, a gun shot there, a punch here, a scrape there, and still find the ability to run and move like normal, and then live to tell the tale. That’s what annoys me, not the post above.
Indian movies being so believable and all. 500 dancers show up on your date?
Load More Replies...Aliens have ability to travel across universe but can't beat humans in military combat. Think of it like a Civilization game technology tree - how did you get to intergalactic space travel without researching nuclear weapons?
Aliens that have some type of claw type things or they're some sort of amorphous blob manage to build the most fantastically complex spaceships and computer systems
Or when humans steal their spaceships and despite being designed for an amorphous blob to pilot magically a human can pilot it!
Load More Replies...It's on a different page/branch of the research tree, and they did just minimum necessary for intergalactic travel.
research is shaped more like a pyramid, so each discovery high at the top needs a really wide, muilti-discipline base. It's highly unlikely they'd overlook nuclear technology since it's a pretty low-hanging fruit discovery-wise
Load More Replies...Because those movies, with the military versus aliens, are usually some bullshít about how human compassion or something will always stop the evil mega-advanced aliens through the power of resilience and believing in yourselves, because somehow that's more important to directors and writers than just accepting that if a Universe-traveling alien ship wants to strip Earth of its resources, no amount of human bravery or believing in ourselves will stop it
Aliens have ability to travel across universe but can't find the major cities, just some loner out in the woods.
Human military ground/air/water capabilities are extremely well developed while our space capabilities are, by comparison, infantile rubbish. Both based on historical and current needs and limitations for a non-unified world and species. It could be exactly the other way for somebody else.
And you can infect their network, using a USB port,(!!!!!) with a virus written on a code used by humans(!!!). Looking at you Independence Day
This goes into the plot hole a little (but doesn't cover it completely). Personally I just like suspending any belief in reality and enjoy the movie for what it is. https://screenrant.com/independence-day-aliens-computer-virus-plot-hole-deleted-scene/
Load More Replies...I think they roll up the windows and lock the doors when flying past earth.
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When a cell call goes through with no delay, or a laptop fires up in .1 second, or a hacker gets into a secure account in 5 clicks of a keyboard.
S**t takes time, bro.
Considering there are already movies out there whose run time exceed 3 hours, I'm not all that annoyed by the fact I don't have to stare at someone waiting for their call to connect...
This doesn't bother me, if they did it in real time the audience would die of boredom.
I don’t mind that but what does annoy me is when a character dials a number then starts yelling “Pick up, pick up!” before it even rings. Even in an emergency, I’ve never shouted “Pick up” out loud because what’s the point?
Playing video games. They look like they are having a seizure with the controller. Really it would be terribly boring because your hands/fingers don't really move that much.
Well.... except for me when I'm playing Tekken, or Need For Speed, or anything where I'm really into the game.
Nobody ever uses a mouse.
My husband doesn't use mouse while working, only for games. I can't do anything without a mouse
Load More Replies...When in movies, explosions in space have sound...
If they're gonna put the effort into at least trying to use science for their spaceships, they could at least follow basic sound physics
Load More Replies...Or performing turns at speed that need air resistance not the gentle nudging of thrust to change direction
When people order a coffee and drink it right away. IT HAS TO COOL DOWN, PEOPLE.
The cup is empty, you can hear the hollow sound when they put it down somewhere.
Not if it's got enough cream to cool it down. I can drink mine right away.
Most people in movies/tv shows drink it black to save screen time
Load More Replies...Honestly this depends on who serves it. McDonalds is famous for at one time serving their coffee super hot. But a local coffee drive through gives me coffee I can take a sip off before I put it in the cup holder. If I am taking a coffee to a friend, I ask them to make it extra hot so it is about right by the time I hand it to them.
My partner can drink his coffee immediately. Even if it’s black. I would be in agony and have blisters for days but he seems to have an asbestos mouth!
Only using 10% of their brain.
I think the only people that actually do that make movies.
This is so annoying. Most humans use 100% of their brain. Orangeman tinyhands and elongated muskrat excepted.
Laboratories with bottles of red fluids and blue fluids. Movie makers should visit real labs before filling flasks with water and fiod coloring.
Every liquid in my school science lab is clear. It's why I don't drink in there anymore
The liquid in my lab is brown. I call it rum and still drink it.
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Any sentence containing "mainframe".
IBM introduced its latest mainframe, the Z17, a few weeks ago in April, 2025. "Nothing says “high availability” like a mainframe. 8. Revenue from Z System sales spiked 77% year-over-year with the 2022 release of the newest IBM mainframe, the z16 system. Yes, IBM continues to make money from mainframe sales." - 9 Mainframe Statistics That May Surprise You - https://www.precisely.com/blog/mainframe/9-mainframe-statistics
we've just bought 3 new mainframes for small jobs and the big ones were replaced last year. Especially banks - see how many key systems - ATM's or Point of Sale are still windows XP and that's easier to replace
I use a mainframe every day. It's outdated, irritating, and requires tons of memory items because it's completely unintuitive. The hope is that we drop it this year and move all operations to Oracle but we'll see if that happens. Still, the Mainframe is very fast so that's nice.
Castle gates that open inwards. Why make it easy for a battering ram and difficult for defending troops to storm out?
wut? A door that opens inwards can be barred and blocked, and the hinges will NOT be on the side where they can be removed. If you are besieged, you are already screwed. Storming out gets you killed for little reason, and you'd only do that if your enemy was weak or unprepared in which case the way your door swings will not matter.
Keith, kudos to you. That was the longest I've ever spent thinking about castle door hinges. 😊
Load More Replies...When a 10 second countdown lasts 5+ minutes.
Like the end of a NFL game. The final 5 minutes take at least 20 minutes.
In basketball, the last two minutes are the fifth quarter.
Load More Replies...Ever since I learned how to perform CPR, every CPR scene ever. No injury to the unconscious person, the person doing it always bending their elbows...etc. Makes it unrealistic to someone who may have to actually perform it in a real life situation someday.
Bending the elbows is usually because they're doing it on real actors and don't want to cause workplace injuries. But the rest is unforgiveably wrong
Be fair, though - if someone did *real* CPR on a living person, not only would they break ribs, they might well stop the heart instead of starting it.
Load More Replies...So you want actors to actively disrupt their co-stars heart rhythm and break some bones for the sake of authenticity?
A man struggling to tie his tie, only to be alleviated by a wife or girlfriend who perfectly executes a half windsor. In what universe does that exist
edit: apparently women are way better at this than I've experienced.
My brother can't tie a tie. I can. And guess who has to wear a tie to school each morning?
Tie a man's tie, and he'll look smart for a day. Teach him to tie his own, and you'll not be bothered again.
Load More Replies...My hubby can't tie a tie. If we're ever going to a formal event I have to tie his tie for him, and yes I can perfectly execute a half Windsor. I asked him how on earth he managed at school and he said his mum did it for him and he never fully untied it.
Not a "wife/girlfriend" but I had to help my uncle tie his tie because he couldn't do it. Some guys don't know how to tie ties.
I can tie a tie because I worked in a nursing home as a teen and got 5-10 men ready for church each Sunday. But I can only tie one on myself, so I had to slip them over their heads, which they found hilarious for some reason.
In high school we had a tie day. My dad made me learn how to tie one if I wanted to wear one. After 30+ years I think I can still do it.
Ever wonder why they don't sell neckties with a little instruction card included? You would think that would increase sales.
Now it would just be a QR code to a instructional video
Load More Replies...My bro in law struggles. My husband can't do it's me who does it for them
Bad physics really p**s me off.
2012? 'It's the neutrinos, they are EVOLVING'! They're sub-atomic particles, dípshít, they can no more evolve than the coffee cup in your hand can drive a bus.
Load More Replies...Like movies, where character suddenly jumps 10 meters high and spend 10 minutes fighting mid-air?
Ooooh, you got me cross now. Someone hold the alcoholic beverage of my choice ...
Load More Replies..."I'll have a beer" or "i'll have a light beer"... try that at your bar.
They're not going to give free advertising to a brand. If a character asks for a specific brand, the brand has paid for product placement. For the same reason, if you look at the cars that are used in movies you can generally tell if the car companies have paid for their models to be used depending on whether the cars' logos - on the bonnet/boot (hood/trunk) and steering wheel are clearly shown. Many cars used in movies are completely de-badged.
If you order "a beer" you'll get the one on tap. If they have more on tap they give you the most often requested and "regularest" beer. Like not the dark beer, not the craft beer, not the alcohol free ... you get "a beer".
I worked in NYC bars for more than 30 years. That's absolutely not how it works in any functional establishment. It's like going into a cafe and asking for a "slice of pie." They're not just going to bring you apple because it's the most "regular." They'll ask or give you a list.
Load More Replies...Err, what? Yeah, I'll quite often just order a beer. Many places will have a default standard draft beer which is what they'll serve unless you specify. And although your use of "light beer" implies America where I've not been in a bar for more than a decade it certainly was not unusual there when I was a regular visitor. The UK is pretty much the only place (OK Ireland too) where some indication of type is routinely expected, but even there it's often just 'bitter' or 'lager'.
"Okay, what kind of beer? What brand? I'll bring you a glass of water first."
People also complain about product placement and name dropping brands.
No problem over here in Switzerland? They will just get you a Stange (3 dl) of whatever Lager beer they have on tap.
It's like going to a cafe and asking for "a sandwich"
Load More Replies... The concept of time is lost on filmmakers. Examples, both from The Dark Knight Rises, because I was watching it this weekend:
1. The Wall Street robbery - Sunny out when Bane and Co. go in. When Bane says, "Time to go mobile." they had 8 minutes to go. Dusk when they go out. Batman joins the chase and all of a sudden, night time! And the transmission of the laptop finished just as Batman got to it. So approx 15-20 minutes from sunny day to night time!
2. Stopping the bomb at the end - Talia says they have 11 minutes. Bomb timer shows approx 11:55 and counting down. [Stansfield][EVERYONE](http://i.imgur.com/tpiPYkd.gif)[/Stansfield] takes their little ol' time to get to their vehicles. The Bat shows up and there's still approx 10:55 left on the bomb timer. You mean to tell me that it only took 1 minute for Batman to get to the Bat and for Talia and him to catch up to the truck carrying the bomb? But wait, there's more! Batman and Catwoman taking out the other tumblers, timer now shows a little over 5 minutes. Talia crashes the truck, timer shows under 2 minutes. Batman hooks up the bomb to the Bat, makes out with Catwoman, talks to Gordon, and flies the bomb out into the water in under two minutes?!
Over-explanation of things that a. wouldn't really be explained by anyone with half a brain could figure out anyway.
I agree. But why use a if there's no b? b. stop insultung the audience like we're all morons.
OP on Reddit actually wrote : "Over-explanation of things that a. wouldn't really be explained, and b. anyone with half a brain could figure out anyway." BP can't even copy it correctly...
Load More Replies...Honestly, representation and/or lack thereof. Every public place, workplace, educational institution, every scene is filled with about 90% white people, all heterosexual couples, you never see old, disabled, fat or even "unattractive" bit players. If someone is unattractive or fat it's part of their character.
Hollywood is still educating us to understand that only fit, pretty (or hunky) people in their 20s or 30s can possibly be good citizens. I call it the "Wicked Witch" syndrome. If she's ugly and old, she's clearly evil. No need for due process, if she doesn't have wonderful teeth, she clearly deserves nothing.
Every time a black actor says "aw heeeell nah!"
It's like a racial catchphrase.
I say this unironically on the daily, and I'm whiter than sour cream (clearly indicated by the phrase "on the daily")
Same here. I don’t overuse it, though. I just say it in the numerous situations where it absolutely perfectly fits! Same with “Oh hell to the no!” It just perfectly emphasizes what needs to be emphasized.
Load More Replies...You can always tell when an actor doesn't smoke, because they won't inhale their cigarette. It doesn't really p**s me off, but it sticks out pretty badly sometimes.
Verisimilitude. If it's takes place anytime before 2000, just about everyone smoked.
Load More Replies... Bumping into a beautiful woman making her drop everything she's holding. Help her pick it up and lock eyes.
Beautiful women don't carry that much s**t around!
Or a woman walks into a guy spilling coffee all over him and he's the one apologizing, and falls in love with her. In reality, the guy would be cursing out the woman, calling her a b***h and walking away.
And if that coffee is fresh nd hit, he’d be threatening to have her pay his hospital bill, plus emotional distress.
Load More Replies...Hey have u seen the textbooks our school issues? Nightmare if I have science and geography back-to-back
Not rinsing their mouth with water after brushing their teeth.
You’re actually not supposed to rinse your mouth out after brushing your teeth. The fluoride needs to sit on your teeth for it to work.
Yes. You’re even supposed to use mouthwash BEFORE brushing, and not after like we were always taught.
Load More Replies...not rinsing after brushing is actually better for your teeth as the fluoride has more time to do it's job. just try it.
So they say, but I've been doing it my whole life and I'm not gonna stop. I can't stand the feeling of leftover toothpaste when I'm done brushing.
Load More Replies...My beef is with how hard they brush their teeth. You'd have no gums left with that much pressure.
People in the military, past or present, who remove their helmet during a battle.
When 'tin hats' were introduced, in WW1, they very nearly got scrapped because the incidence of head wounds went up dramatically. It wasn't till someone noticed that the incidence of "death by gunshot to the head" had gone *down* by an equal amount , that someone worked out that 'wounded' was an improvement on 'dead'. Simplistic thinking has been with us since Noah was blamed for causing the Flood ...
We all know that Noah didn't cause the Flood. It was Mrs. O'Leary's cow.
Load More Replies...Modern chicken breeds in time periods before their development.
Well, procuring "medieval" chicken or "victorian" ones might be a bit of à headache for film production.
Glasses with no lenses.
In Knives Out, they had a whole set built behind the cameras so it would reflect properly in a character's glasses. It's a LOT of work for a detail 99.9% won't even notice.
Load More Replies...The baby from American Sniper. D**n that baby was fake.
Thanks. Just got a business idea. *registers www.stuntbabiesforhire.com
My roommate feels that when a person is making a phone call- if the screen dose not shut off after being lifted to their face, the movie/show is ruined.
Newborn baby is placed on mom completely clean right after, and the size of a six month old
To be fair, it might be hard to find parents willing to let their absolutely newborn baby act.
Load More Replies...Doctors yelling at nurses like she is stupid and does not understand what his highness is talking about. First of all, you do not yell at other people unless they can not hear you very well. Second, nurses are professionals sometimes with a very looooong experience, they do their job, the doctors doing their job. I hate it very much if nurses are shown as some sort of uneducated helper who botch whatever the doctor is doing because of incompetence. As a doctor, yell at the nurse just because the situation is tense and you will very much regret that. Also, the doctor is not the nurses boss, tell her to make you a sandwich and get you a coffee, she will very likely tell you to fck off 😂
When nurses say "Right away, doctor!" 🤮 Or 10 doctors caring for one patient, no nurses around.
Load More Replies...Whenever a character receives tragic news it is always pouring with rain and often the character is stood outside in the pouring rain. On a similar vein, why is it that when it rains in a movie it is always a torrential downpour accompanied by thunder and lightning? It’s never just a light shower or ordinary rain.
Talking after gun battles, especially in enclosed spaces. Lots of gunfire in a room, then, afterwards, people conversing in normal tones. NO. they would be temporarily deafened, their ears ringing for quite a while afterwards. The only conversation would be shouts of 'WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!'.
Atheist 'seeing the light'. I'm sorry there are no circumstances where someone suddenly believes an invisible thing exists. It isn't heart warming, it is icky and insulting.
Nick DiRamio (Youtube) has a whole series of reactions to movies from Pureflix, aka "Christian Netflix." He's hilarious and I highly recommend it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3-O_2gP-vo&list=PLmCvLerqCUv71Wx0_prqpTCO91pdNisEZ
Load More Replies...Two characters who hate each other at the beginning of the movie will inevitably end up being lovers or best friends by the end of the movie.
The one that always annoys me is when someone attempts to destroy a computer by smashing the monitor. Yeah, that's not going to help.
Women having s_e_x with their bra on. It happens, but not as often as in the movies. People waking up and making out with their lover instantly. Morning breath, anyone?
It's amazing how many couples in movies manage to have s*x without taking their pants off either.
Load More Replies...When the cops yell the bad guy's name a block away from them. Guarantees a foot chase. Or when they stare at the bay guy during a stake-out. Guarantees they'll be made - and then a chase.
When they’re going to a dangerous and elusive suspect’s house to arrest them, and they pull up with lights and sirens going. Way to “sneak up” on ‘em, guys.
Load More Replies...Newborn baby is placed on mom completely clean right after, and the size of a six month old
To be fair, it might be hard to find parents willing to let their absolutely newborn baby act.
Load More Replies...Doctors yelling at nurses like she is stupid and does not understand what his highness is talking about. First of all, you do not yell at other people unless they can not hear you very well. Second, nurses are professionals sometimes with a very looooong experience, they do their job, the doctors doing their job. I hate it very much if nurses are shown as some sort of uneducated helper who botch whatever the doctor is doing because of incompetence. As a doctor, yell at the nurse just because the situation is tense and you will very much regret that. Also, the doctor is not the nurses boss, tell her to make you a sandwich and get you a coffee, she will very likely tell you to fck off 😂
When nurses say "Right away, doctor!" 🤮 Or 10 doctors caring for one patient, no nurses around.
Load More Replies...Whenever a character receives tragic news it is always pouring with rain and often the character is stood outside in the pouring rain. On a similar vein, why is it that when it rains in a movie it is always a torrential downpour accompanied by thunder and lightning? It’s never just a light shower or ordinary rain.
Talking after gun battles, especially in enclosed spaces. Lots of gunfire in a room, then, afterwards, people conversing in normal tones. NO. they would be temporarily deafened, their ears ringing for quite a while afterwards. The only conversation would be shouts of 'WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!'.
Atheist 'seeing the light'. I'm sorry there are no circumstances where someone suddenly believes an invisible thing exists. It isn't heart warming, it is icky and insulting.
Nick DiRamio (Youtube) has a whole series of reactions to movies from Pureflix, aka "Christian Netflix." He's hilarious and I highly recommend it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3-O_2gP-vo&list=PLmCvLerqCUv71Wx0_prqpTCO91pdNisEZ
Load More Replies...Two characters who hate each other at the beginning of the movie will inevitably end up being lovers or best friends by the end of the movie.
The one that always annoys me is when someone attempts to destroy a computer by smashing the monitor. Yeah, that's not going to help.
Women having s_e_x with their bra on. It happens, but not as often as in the movies. People waking up and making out with their lover instantly. Morning breath, anyone?
It's amazing how many couples in movies manage to have s*x without taking their pants off either.
Load More Replies...When the cops yell the bad guy's name a block away from them. Guarantees a foot chase. Or when they stare at the bay guy during a stake-out. Guarantees they'll be made - and then a chase.
When they’re going to a dangerous and elusive suspect’s house to arrest them, and they pull up with lights and sirens going. Way to “sneak up” on ‘em, guys.
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