30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

Satisfying ending.

And such a random thing to be proud of

Waitress: ...or you could be cleaning the toilets.

these posts are so sad!

I’ve seen this before, and it still makes me laugh. No way, no way.

Nobody 'turns gay' for poops and giggles.

SMH

Good thing it wasn't the Assistant Principal!

Then everyone clapped and walked out of the theater.

Chili's doesn't have "VIP tables". Source: I have eaten at a Chili's before.

Doctor then pulls out a vacuum sealed bag & shows me the ingredients. Me: B******t? Doctor: B******t. And that's how I knew she didn't buy my story.

Mm, me too

This one has incel written all over it.

The romantic plot twist😆

I can feel my brain rotting in my skull.

Us females really do talk like that!

Talk about cringe....

Demoted to what?

Uh-huh, you know rabbits are tiny compared to humans?

I believe that someone paid the poster $2000 to not have s*x with them but none of rest of the story.

Censoring pandemic? Seriously?

The last sentence... What a plot twist

This is creepy as f**k

He had to otherwise his nose would begin bleeding again after getting clocked for his smart mouth.

Again, imagine being hot and feeling the need to post this shite. I'm an insecure, ugly F and I don't need this kind of validation.

The only way this happened would be through sedation.

This isn't THAT unbelievable...

And you didn't respond in Chinese?

Sure, buddy....

Meanwhile, he whacks it in his mom's basement.

Any apartment (flat) he lives in is, by deviation, a D*ck Apartment. It’s like the VIP section of Chili’s

I think I'm going to refer to pants from now on as "D**k apartments."

Translation: I live in my parents basement.

This one is oozing with incelcurity.

They really shouldn't allow internet privileges to prisoners..

Am I the only one here gagging on behalf of all womanhood?

Yeah, right.

how about no.

So BP censors dr*gs but posts about p***y are fine?

Get some self confidence guy. Don't make up stories to fuel your low self confidence. Get some self esteem you are worth it. Tell the truth and not stories.

I live in a house, but I'd rent a D**k Apartment for a weekend.

The only "bang" this dude had was with his right hand.

He ate 23 p*ssies in 10 years? I mean, that's less than one in four months so I wouldn't be proud of this as it seems he was single during the whole time...

i would say being a fantasist was her main problem

Thee displayeth flags of scarlet, crimson and vermillion hues in the most ostentatious manner.

Riiight...

I just threw up in my mouth a little

This is a well-known parody account

I don't even get the point she's trying to make