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50 Times People Failed At Photographing Wildlife So Hilariously, They Just Had To Share These Pics Online (New Pics)
Today, we’re going to open a blank page in whatever it is that we knew about photography. Focus? Throw it out. Composition? Never heard of it. Light? Out the window. Timing? Into the bin.
Now, let’s adapt these principles to wildlife photography and here we have it– the internet’s beloved corner on Facebook where people share their failed attempts at shooting animals in nature. “Crap Wildlife Photography” is a community where every failed photograph is celebrated, rather than criticized, so the result is super friendly members (451.3K of them and still growing!) and hilariously entertaining content.
Below we wrapped up a new batch of the crappiest wildlife images for you to enjoy, and after you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with more spectacular disasters caught on camera here, here and here.
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My Photo Skills May Be Crap, But His Posing Skills Are Divine
Article title: 105 wildlife photography fails. Photo in the #1 spot: best kangaroo picture ever taken.
Oh my, am I being seduced by a kangaroo? Cause it may or not be working.
I Tell My Dad About All The Funny Things I See On Here. He Wanted To Get In On The Action. This Baby Squirrel Climbed Up His Leg When He Was Mowing The Lawn. So He Took A Pic With His Phone, Went To CVS And Printed It Out, Mailed It To Me And Told Me To Share
Wish I could upvote this a million times more for the effort he put in to be a part of it. Cuteness the squirrel doesn't want to let go. Edit: Yay thank you everyone for upvoting this.
Can you please tell your dad he has a bunch of fans on here?! Myself included. I appreciate the effort he put into this and the love he showed a tiny creature ♥️
Hopefully OP will download the comments, print them out, and snail mail them to the dad.
Load More Replies...The journey of the picture to Bored Panda makes this the best story.
It did not get posted on Bored Panda, it was copied here. The OP posted it on Facebook and would have no idea it was ripped off and posted here.
Load More Replies...You mean I've been sitting in the same spot day after day, the whole damned summer, trying to train my little assshole squirrels and all I have to do is mow the lawn? I. Quit.
Reminds me when my mom first got email. She'd print out a message she wanted me to see, put it in an envelope and post it to me 🤭
2 A.m.—“Someone Is At Your Door” Notification
Because he just nabbed one of the bugs attracted by the porchlight :)
Load More Replies...Why else would he be visiting your house at 2 in the morning?😉
Load More Replies...Hi, we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
The best someone to be at your door. I love little frog friends
Hello I’m having a wine emergency! Do you have a bottle to spare? Preferrably white, please!
Ahhhh, that's what I was gonna say, but I decided to look through the comments first haha
Load More Replies...Wildlife photography is a genre of photography that covers animals and their habitats. It can be challenging to capture the perfect photo of an animal in the wild, but the results can be stunning. Many amateurs have felt tempted to do so, but not all of them succeed.
However, the Crap Wildlife Photography Facebook group is not criticizing the failed attempts, but on the contrary, celebrating them for how entertaining they are. The group’s description states: “This group is for all those photos that you took that didn't turn out quite right. Maybe you chopped off that pigeon’s head, or maybe that lemur ran up the tree and you only caught its tail.”
Today, the Crap Wildlife Photography community is home to a whopping 451.2K members and it seems nowhere near stopping.
Well Hi!
Heyyyy! Out pollinating today? I don't cut my grass so the wildflowers can grow, so go nuts.
The real reason for the raised leg? 🤔 It's a polite request by the bee to please back away. Fair enough😄
I thought you were joking, but love that your comment is actually true!
Load More Replies...Heya there! I'm here for the money I get from making you Honey
This Is A Pic Of A Vine Snake, Taken By A Friend Of Mine
I thought it was a dragonfly with wings that didn't show up on camera.
I Did Not Take This Picture However I **am** The Woman On The Shore Appearing To Be Handing Off Something To A Prehistoric Era Seagull
We suspect that it takes talent, skill, stamina, and everything in between to take a pitch-perfect shot, but the professionals know it best. So in a previous interview, Bored Panda spoke with Marina Cano, an award-winning wildlife photographer and Canon ambassador whose work has been on the covers of National Geographic, and in 2015 she was a finalist of the BBC Wildlife Photographer of the Year contest. If there’s someone who knows what it takes to get that golden shot, it must be her.“It lies in how unpredictable the animals can be,” explained Marina, “but that’s also the most exciting thing about capturing the one perfectly timed photo.”
You've Heard Of The Blue Bird Of Happiness? This Ain't Him
This is what Joe Pesci would like as a bird. Can't you just see him starring in Goodfeathers??
It always makes me laugh. Robins and Blue Tits especially, they move about so quickly, have beautiful so gsm and act like acrobats on branches and bird feeders. Yet look at any one of them, they are so grumpy!! It’s as if you’ve just accused one of their own for the assassination of JFK!
Black Buzzards On Tombstones On A Foggy Morning
Reminds me of the movie The Legend of Sleepy Hollow :D One of my favorites.
Creepy or not I’d be that moron walking slowly through there with a handful of birdseed trying to make friends :)
There is a committee of vultures who hang out by a steakhouse near my home
Just A Bear Waiting For A Tasty Dumpster Deposit
Very cute, but this needs to be managed. If people are throwing food into open dumpsters, it attracts the bears and eventually human fear results in the bears' deaths. Please, please push the town to install bear-proof garbage disposal and use dumpsters only for construction or renovation site waste.
I worked at a summer camp once and was told the story of why we have open dumpsters (that black bears occasionally helped themselves to). There had open dumpsters, which were replaced with locking-lid dumpsters. Bears who had been getting in and were no longer able to decided to find the next-closest source of food, which involved tearing the siding and sheathing off of the side of the dining hall and generally wrecking the place. They brought the open dumpsters back because it seems like a more agreeable alternative to euthanizing the bears (at the time there wasn't an organization trapping and relocating bears).
Load More Replies...Marina argued that the most important thing to know before taking a camera is that whatever happens that day, you will come back home happy to have been in the wild. On top of that, you need to be passionate, because that way, “you won’t blame anything and just enjoy it.”
A day in the life of a wildlife photography professional looks “more or less like a normal job,” except when you shoot in the bush, Marina said. “The days in the bush make this job the most enjoyable profession on Earth.”On one such day, Marina wakes up at around 4:00. “I have the rest of the daylight to spend in nature, to be witness, and to expect, if lucky, to capture the most extraordinary action out there.”
This Dragonfly Found A Comfy Spot To Rest
i didn't want to upvote you because it's not a butt(hehehe)erfly, but also the joke is too good to not be made... so here, take my angry upvote!
Load More Replies...I was just wondering what's going on with this "project" of the statue in the first place? Little sweet, cute seducer?! It's creepy.
Load More Replies...Didja know, dragonflies can BITE? Several years ago, found one that seemed to be feeling/acting "off" - I caught it (let it land on me, actually), planning to put it someplace it could rest, away from predators, and it BIT me!!! Drew blood, too!!
Saw The Cutest Critter On My Window. Tried To Get A Good Shot, But They All Just Made Me Giggle
1st pic looks like he's dabbing in his and reflection, and 2nd looks like SUP... playing it off after he got caught.
Load More Replies...Looks like he was auditioning for the role of an insect version of Kevin McAllister.
"OMG! That´s exactly how I look when I realized I forgot my dog in front of my son´s school. Better than forget the kid, tho.
I can handle snakes, i can handle dogs running at me in the pick black of the night, i can handle the drunk dude that missed his door and tried to entery house at 2am while i was studying BUT for the life of me, i cannot deal with grasshoppers, those night butterflies (cant remember what they're called lol) or humans in a normal day to day life
Yes! Yes! Pollinate Me, Baby!
Priceless. Great photo. I wonder if the photographer had to pull it out afterwards.
The health benefits of being in nature are nothing new. But they became more evident than ever before during the pandemic, when countries around the world implemented lockdowns with varying intensities. Researchers have noticed that there’s been a direct link between lockdowns and deterioration of mental health, including post-traumatic stress symptoms, anger and anxiety.
Abrakadabra!!!
Love this photo.. So much better then birds just sitting in a tree. :)
They're so beautiful up close. Their spots on their backs look painted on, and it's so intricate! We get lots of them here, and they will sit on the roof out back just inches away from the window in the second floor livingroom, so we get to see them really up close!
We Had A Quick Trip To Scotland And We Saw Some Red Deer. There Was A Magnificent Stag. Behold
"No they can't see me Rupert, I'm behind a rock, I'm a phantom, I'm the night...what do you mean my antlers?"
Maybe he can teach a seminar in the states for all those dum a*s dear who just stand out in the middle of fields being innocent and doing nothing. He can teach those nieve jerks to camouflage and use their racks as to part of a gilly suit situation, not as places to hang expensive accessories and things that don't work but "look" like the real thing.
Clearly, “Front Facing” Is Not The Best Way To Capture A Great Egret!
Yes they are, they're really beautiful birds.
Load More Replies..."George? Is that you? Well I'LL BE! I haven't seen you since the migration of 2016!"
For a long time, it’s been evident that interacting with nature reduces stress, but it was not clear how long and how often the engagement has to be. It was also unknown what kind of nature experience would bring the best results. But in 2019, an illuminating study was published in Frontiers in Psychology that showed some very interesting findings.
After running an experiment, the scientists found that spending at least 20 to 30 minutes immersed in a nature setting was associated with the biggest drop in cortisol levels. According to the report published in Harvard Health Journal, “after that time, additional stress-reduction benefit accrued more slowly. Time of day and specific settings didn't affect stress levels. So the next time you need to de-stress or just work on your mental well-being, find a nature setting you enjoy and spend some time there.”
Snapped The Shot Just In Time
Got Up In The Middle Of The Night To Pee When I Heard Someone Singing The Song Of Their People
🎶🎶The trouble I've sceeeeene. Noooobody knooows my sorrows 🎶🎶
Load More Replies...I hope the local cats know to stay clear of the raccoons. in addition to being pretty nasty fighters, they carry rabies.
If You're Wondering What A Bumble Bee Trail Looks Like On The Hood Of A Car That Has Dew On It... Here Ya Go
Ride ‘Em, Cowboy!
I Call It "Raccoons At Dawn"
or maybe a more polite version of smilers from the backrooms !
Load More Replies...I’ve Never Felt So Judged In My Life
Yes. YOU. I'm talking to u human. Hw do u feel about what u've just done? Taking my photograph without my consent
Oh, I have a french bulldog; I've been judged for all those years, this bird got nothing on them. Amateur.
A lot of dragonflies, amazing hunters. I learned few days ago that a dragonfly lives underwater almost two years
I zoomed in because I ❤ dragonflies, and discovered that these are fake
Load More Replies...It looks like it's so disappointed in me even though I did nothing to it.
This Melancholy Great Blue Heron Was In No Mood For Small Talk, Or Photography
The Alaska Hummingbirds Are Huge This Year
This is why you do not feed the birds after the bears come out of hibernation.
My Artistic Snail Is Back! And He Brought A Friend To Help Out!
On the right, I see a cat wearing aviator goggles pushed up just above her eyes. Anyone else?
This Idiot Was On The Side View Mirror Goin 60 Mph, And Obviously I Let Him In. He Sat Like This, By Himself, For 20 Mins Till We Got Home And Were Able To Get Him Back Outside
He wants to tell you something, but he has to stop laughing first
Load More Replies...I was at a gas station once, sitting in the passenger seat while my husband pumped gas and a violently shaking and terrified mouse comes out from under the hood up the windshield. He skiddadled before I could help. It had been a 40 minute drive at 70mph. He needed a minute, I'm sure.
They posted this on Facebook. They're not going to see your reply.
Load More Replies...sitting outside, going 60 mph is prob not the safest option though haha
Load More Replies...Me: Look At That Pretty Sunrise… Squirrel: Hold My Beer!
The headline "hold my beer" is the icing on the cake! Lmao
Load More Replies...Got This Gorgeous Shot Of A Snowy Egret... Aren't You All Jealous?
It's not all bad.. As a judge would say.. 'it contains movement' Ha, ha, ha..
Actually, I am. I suppose that’s strange in itself, but I AM a bit jealous.
I think this is a great capture! So much more interesting than the standard "bird wading in water" shot. You should enter it into a contest. I bet it would win something.
This was posted in a facebook group. They have no idea it was copied here, so replying to them on a completely different website is a waste of time.
Load More Replies...Other Countries: Majestic Native Wildlife New Zealand Wildlife:
Better Goofy Than Trying To Kill You...Australia !
Load More Replies...An Elk Said Hi To Me Today
Ah! I know that road quite well!! Trail Ridge Road I believe it is. Gorgeous view and lots of cute critters.
I Was Minding My Own Business Eating My Own Chips
All I can think of is the seagulls from Finding Nemo.
Load More Replies...No such thing as your own chips around Canadian geese.
Load More Replies...Do You Think I Should Warn My Neighbours?
Well it's clearly the Dursleys' house, so unless Harry's home, then no
If harry is home, only warn him. He wouldn’t tell the Dursleys
Load More Replies...I think you should warn your own family first. .. (anyone who didn't get the picture's trick, here: the caterpillar/sentapede is actually on this guy's window, close up it looks like this.)
“Sorry not sorry, Aunt Petunia.” *Harry Potter packs up and leaves house*
When You’re Trying To Get A Nice Photo And The Subject Won’t Take It Seriously
The tongue just made it better-waddaya mean the photo ain't nice? The focus and the light is so good!
I Have To Put Up With This Every Day
Update: that’s not my car, he’s peeping over from the neighbours garden. Just felt the need to add that.
Do the neighbours actually have a pet fox? Or does he just hang out in their yard during daylight hours for the f**k of it? Or does the fox just like to see you off for work every morning? If it's the last option I'd be lying if I said that if I were in the same situation, and a fox just liked to see me every morning, that I wouldn't have probably spent every available moment attempting to befriend the fox, so that I have an indoor fox friend.
"Susan...the fox is back!" "Oh, just ignore him, Lars. We've been over this!" "He's freaking me out." "*sigh*"
Not Something You See Every Day Driving Down The Road
"I like to move it move it, he likes to move it move it, she likes to move it move it, they like to... move it....."
Load More Replies...Cause this is squirrel thriller... thriller day... there ain't no second chance against the thing with a bushy tail.
I still remember that episode of The Great British Bake-Oft, back when it was still in the comfy bosom of Auntie Beeb. They still had the cutaways of whatever local Flora & Fauna surround Dee the te t. It there was one episode where everyone was kinda shocked. A Grey Squirrel l, landed in front of a camera, about half-profile. Jumped to face the camera, and then proudly displayed the largest set of squirrel S*****m (A thousand apologies, but that’s what it was!). And because the camera was was quite focused in on that a d there were, well, THERE!!! Here’s a l link: https://youtu.be/ugowjSrmyeI
The word blocked out was S C R T U M.. I’m sorry, but this is not the Jehovah’’s Witnesses. Stoop mollycoddling us!
Load More Replies...Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that I am the one.. (woo, etc, grabbing crotch)
This Is Fred. When You Order Food From The Wendy’s, Fred Sits On Your Car And Stares At You, Hoping You’ll Toss Him A Fry (We Didn’t, So He Pooped On My Hood)
I had a older friend, him and his wife cleaned houses. Every morning they would go through a McDonald's drive thru. A Red Wing Black bird would come and sit on his side mirror, he would take apiece of his biscuit sandwich and give that bird a small piece. Then the bird would fly off.
We have a squirrel friend at my office named Fred. He comes to visit my window for snacks.
On My Driveway. Literal Wildlife [Pooping]
Deliberate and nicely aimed for maximum annoyance by having things slide into the gaps between cab and rest of truck.
They poop to mark their territory. Pee and strategically placed poop so other foxes know that this territory is taken :-)
Load More Replies...Whaddup? My Hubby Took This Photo Of A Lightning Bug And I Thought It Was So Cute!
maybe i have no clue, what a good pic looks like.. this pic doesn't look as bad as others? it's quite good?
Fun fact: the subtance the makes them light up is called luciferin. When luciferin is catalyzed by luciferase (the enzyme) it produces the glow. Luciferin is from the word Lucifer meaning "light-bearing". Science is fun and amusing. (Two of many useless facts I know 😁) Thank you college biology and my curiosity about etymology
I’ve Always Wanted To Take A Photo Of A Majestic Bull Moose. Maybe This One Isn’t It
And We're Outta Here
He Croaked, By That I Mean He Was Croaking While He Was Doing This. Then He Just Flipped Over And Swam Away
Lookin for that good stuff dun dun dun tighten up on that back stoke
My First Shot Of A Bald Eagle
He’s having an existential moment of horror, even the birds are worried about the economy
"Hey, dude? Isn't this a little high!?" Dude 1: "YOU'RE a little high! Lol" Dude 2: "Your MOM'S a little high!! LOL" DUDE 3: "Leave Chad alone, guys. You know he's scared of heights. *Yells* CHAD! HEY BUUUDDY! YOU'RE KILLIN IT BRUH!"
Solicitous Squirrel
We have a squirrel around our condo that we catch acting human. He stands on his back legs, almost tips his head like he’s saying sup? At times. One day my man saw him eating a nut standing in his back legs with an arm over his belly. We’ve laughed and talked for a year about this squirrel. Then this week I’m walking my 17yo rescue without phone and see this squirrel propping one leg on metal pole and other leg spread wide staring me down. I start laughing and was like the one time i don’t have camera. Dog finishes, clean up and head in for phone as he was still on fence like this. That being said... As I approach and zoom in to take pics, he totally starts hamming it up. He seriously stares me down and as i get close he throws an arm over the fence like he’s saying “how you doin?” “Like what you see!?” I have been laughing all week so without further ado here is my solicitous squirrel 🐿 after tbone and a pic before he went full on model lol
If you like this ( and i do! ) I think you will like Mark Rober's vids on you tube. Squirrel obstacle course. * not a family member or his or anything, just really think ppl will enjoy it.
If You’re Going For It, Go All In!
Whaaaaaaaat? Helmuth Is Screaming But I Don’t Understand Seagull, Can Any Off You Guys Help?
I have the same facial expression accompanied by screaming when I want ice cream so this is the only logical explanation
Load More Replies...Peeked Under A Rock And This Fish Startled Me
If I could I would have this little guy in a tank right next to my bed so that when i wake up hating life, I can look at him and feel better
Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay, Watching The Manatees Roll Around
Took my kids to the aquarium a long while back, and the manatee had his...er...manateehood on display for everyone to see. While my kids were already far too jaded, it made for some awkward conversations around us. Manatee gave zero f***s.
Those sailors must have been really really drunk to have mistaken these for mermaids.
I Think They Nailed The Family Photo
Sorry. Awesome photo. But a stupendous piece of $hit non withstanding...
Yeah during the summer the tree frogs cling to our kitchen window and poop on the sill. Classy.
Shadow Goose
It's a dark and foreboding night in the village and you're a horrible goose.
Years Of Experience Has Helped Me Develop My Own Photographic Style
You have to start photographing rabbits before they are in view, as they always run away.
You have to live your life constantly snapping photos in random directions, in case a rabbit is abruptly passing through.
Load More Replies..."Sorry, Alice. I can't hang out for a long time, I'll be late again! Bye!" "Wait! Don't go!"
I Was Supposed To Submit This Photo To The Beautiful Architecture Photography Group, But It Was Rejected. So Here I Am
Of course it was rejected. The Marina Bay Sands is one of the ugliest buildings ever constructed, physically, spiritually, and economically. It's a hideous monument to evil.
My family used to live in Singapore (my sister was born there). Otters are all over the place!
I live in Singapore. Otters are treated like royals here because they are endangered. You'll see them roaming freely. But don't get fooled, these otters are vicious. There's been a case where a jogger was bitten at the leg by one.
Ah our local otters! They can be quite vicious but they're very cute, they've helped out the local ecosystem a lot!
Can I Interest You In Some Auto Insurance?
Side note: I worked on a Geico commercial and it was weird as hell hearing the Geico Gecko's voice coming out of a human being, lol
I'm not sure ...he's a little critter that showed up in the mailbox, lol. I live in Los Angeles
Load More Replies...I know it's not the point, and I could be wrong...but I'm pretty sure that isn't a Gecko. Just saying. Still funny.
My Neighbors Accidentally Domesticated A Squirrel. Taken While They Were Petsitting My Dog!
"JEREMY? WHERE ARE MY PECANS JEREMY I WANT MY PECANS"
I told you wait till I get paid. I'm good for it.
Load More Replies...Not domesticated but habituated. Very different things! Love the photo. ❤️
👁👄👁
I'll write it here instead: I was hiking with my family and we came across a group of nesting great blue herons. One of the babies did not appear to appreciate having his picture taken.
Load More Replies...Here's The Summation Of Tourists Taking Pics Of Elk In The Great Smokies.
Is It A Hippo Or Is It A Beautiful Voluptuous Lady Welcoming The Rain
I Rescued This Little Fella From A Wildfire Happened Last Year In Antalya Turkey. Now He Is Ok
Shanks For The Nut
My brother made friends with a squirrel feeding him peanuts
My friend told me there was a nut here. Didn't tell me it was taking ictures. Thanks a lot.
“Hey, Buddy - Whatcha Doin’ There?”
My Cat Syahs Favorite Way To Sit
My TJ would sit like this & suckle her own belly; figured she was separated from her mother way too soon
Miss Johnnie, Your Birdfeeder Is Empty!
This Vole Turned His Back On Me So He Just Looks Like A Tiny Blob 😂
I have so many animal butt shots I actually did a series entitled animal butt shots
In Case Y’all Didn’t Know That Gators Like Marshmallows 😅
I learned that in New Orleans on a swamp tour... they also attack the mallows like they were attacking prey!
Appreciate the information but apart from the survival applications this is apparently another polarizing issue!
Don’t know why people are downvoting you on this. As a Florida girl I can assure folks that unless a professional is guiding you in this (as in this case) do NOT make it a habit of feeding gators. Ever.
Load More Replies...No matter all the differences between us creatures but what holds us together day after day? Our collective love of marshmallows!
"Oh, Look. A Deer." "Take A Picture." Me:...
Cheese
Managing to photograph my (or anyone else's) cat with their mouths open (or tongue sticking out) is one of my favorite things ever. Even better if they were yawning! I've got a collection now!
He Was Hopping Alongside Me On A Walk.
Just A Seal.
Well just dont get too close they can move pretty fast, this was taken doing my rapid retreat ! Bite-my-Bu...ae537f.jpg
While At The Zoo, I Caught A Beautiful Picture Of The Elusive Tasmanian Devil. Please Enjoy My Fine Artistry. (It Looked Better In Person I Promise)
The title of the challenge clearly says "failed" 😂 upvote👍🏼
Load More Replies...Based on my expert knowledge of Tassie devils (Australian and have been to Tasmania half a dozen times...), I am guessing that he is the slightly darker shadow, with a rounded bottom, amongst all of the other shadow under the gum tree leaves, between the top part of the two ferns...
However, there is also a high possibility that it is a rock.
Load More Replies...Looks like the nothingness from The Neverending Story...before you could see its eyes
Sure, Admire My Colorful Fur While I Nom This Honey
Pollen...bees eat pollen and vomit honey. Flowers don't contain honey.
Thanks! I didn't know the term for the stuff they eat, so I just wrote honey. At least I knew the term "bee vomit" for honey (and I love it, my kind of humor!)
Load More Replies...Deer 🦌
A Leaf Hopper
The Devil told me I would never survive this leaf. I told the Devil, "I am the leaf."
This Little Guy Had Trouble Making Eye Contact For His Close Up
"My Mom told me to look both ways before I cross the trench. "
Not The Black And White Cat That Lives In This Yard. Just A Baby Trash Acid Snacking.
In another pic below. I saw one of Kaa too, from jungle book
Load More Replies...My small brother just came around and saw that picture, and said with his (4 year old) gently vocal: "Pretty keety. Mmm.. pretty keety." (his huge big blues was lost in this photo). I don't live with them, so it's ALWAYS a treasure when I get to see in person his little facial expressions. It's always so hard to make myself leave again. ♥️
I met one on my front lawn last night while walking my dog. Up its tail went! Thankfully I grabbed my pup & ran before he had a chance to chase after the skunk. Ugh! I've had 5 skunked dog experiences in my life, 5 too many!
Just A Quick Taste. 🤪
Did you know that cow tongues are just like cat tongues? The are all rough and the only reason why I know this is because I milk cows and on the first day when a cow licked me I almost died lol.
Load More Replies...There Are Three Things You Need To Know
I like to read on my porch at night. I take off my glasses in order to read. There are a lot of stray cats in my (urban) neighborhood. It was thusly I found myself pspspspspsping at this small grey kitty for a full 15 seconds before deciding to put my glasses on. Also adorable, but thankfully did not accept my blurry-eyed invitation to scritchies.
They aren't especially dangerous, but being omnivores they have sharp teeth and powerful jaws that you wouldn't want around your finger.
Load More Replies...Photographing Puffins From A Moving Boat
Baby Ducks Combining To Form A Full Size Duck
So, I Bought A Bird Feeder
I Do Say, Good Sir, Have You Seen My Monocle And Pocket Watch? And....my Mustache Wax?
I Was Banging On My Window Trying To Get This Bear To Leave My Bird Feeder Alone, Whe He Turned To Look Right At Me As If To Say
"Jeeze lady what the hell do you want?? I'm eaten here"
Just A Bird Sleeping Under A Pumpkin. Definitely Not Dead.
I want to be clear that the bird definitely is very dead. I was being sarcastic in the title.
This Goldilocks Broke In To My House. She Found The Guest Bed Too Soft, My Bed Too Hard, But The Pile Of Clothes In My Closet Just Right. This Picture Was Taken Just After She Was Shooed Out Of Another Window.
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Another Of The Magical Wild Puppies... I Mean Ponies... At Assateague Island
If I Hold Real Still, She Won't See Me
On My Wildlife Camera
No This Eel Did Not Fit, He Tried Several Times Before Walking Away Swearing In Heron
The eel swam away with a terrible headache and a helluva story to tell. (no one believed him.)
My old mum would say "eyes bigger than your belly" not a fan of the expression, but now I know exactly what she means!
Anyone Else Have A Wild Animal Who Made You Their Pet? This Eastern Cottontail Rabbit Lounges In The Yard All The Time
How To Wreck A Great Wildlife Action Shot
I knew this American Mink was going to emerge onshore with its meal...and I still wasn't ready.
Uninvited Lunch Guest
I’m Definitely Sensing Some Attitude Here!
It's like my mother used to say "If you keep that up, you'll trip over that bottom lip".
Just Getting Started In Life
Waiting For The Waitress To Bring Him A Drink?
Me, Minding My Own Business. Stuck In Road Construction Traffic. Um, Hello!
Thank You For The Christmas Snack, Hoomins! The Fish Skin Was Delicious!
My parents know that all kinds of birds come getting leftovers from their balcony. In the middle of our small city, but river & riparian zones only a few steps away.
For a moment I thought those Christmas decorations were two guys sitting in a hot tub covered in snow!
We laughed at the snowman and Santa in snow too! They are in a flower bed, in Spring it's full with tulips and daffodils, in Summer bees and bumblebees love the countless columbines and snapdragons. That Christmas all the snow fell in one night! My father put out the fish skin for the magpies or crows which sometimes come to get a snack. We didn't expect so many seagulls! I really hope that each one got a bite...
Load More Replies...After Months Of Practicing, Mathilda Finally Mastered The Tricky Art Of "Posing Perfectly In Lush Garden With Artsy Fish"
"Have You Seen A Squirrel Around Here?" Bullwinkle J Elk
Bison. Frog For Scale
I would not swim in any pool where a full-grown bison was eating on the other side of a flimsy chain link fence. If someone in the pool area triggered him it would be the end.
I went to a camp once on an island and there were two bison just wandering around. We were told to stay away and let them do their thing, but we could still be on the beach if we weren’t close to them. We did end up trapped in the bathroom a few times though.
Load More Replies...Having No Mouth, The Cyclops Bird Feeds Psychically On Living Souls. Many Who See It Never Live To Tell The Tale
I think this is perfect example of a wildlife fail. Instantly recognisable as cyclops bird.
This Might Be The First Photo Of An Alaska Dwarf Elephant In The Wild
Super Awesome Picture Of The Owls In My Backyard
Cicada Cutie.
I wonder if they used these as a reference. I really can see it.
Load More Replies...Cicadas are a lot of things but cute is NOT on their resume. *shudder*
Fail Or Not? You Decide Haha.
Massive fail since it is not a wild animal and it is just a boring damn cat picture
Shut up and just look at the pictures. Keep negative comments to yourself.
Load More Replies...Pattern on blanket almost makes it look like they are looking at us
Nope, No Squirrels Here, Only People, See, I Sits Like People
Birbs
The Majestic Dolphin
Peace Dude
I Finally Got One Good Picture Of A Stink Kitten Before She/He Threatened To Spray Me And Ran Away. I’m In Love!!!
What?!
This Is Not My Cat (He’s Fine And Back Outside)
Big Boi Trevor Stalking Me In My Backyard As Usual. 14ft Trampoline For Scale
Well there are some... whatever they are, on the trampoline.
Load More Replies...What You Say?!
Me when someone talks smack about my friends....
Load More Replies...Quokkas Seem To Have No Concept Of Privacy ???
Intruder Alert At The Evans Army Hospital On Fort Carson. He Is A Possible Enemy Spy.the Authorities Have Been Alerted. See Something, Say Something
Here Is The Snake
wow that looks like an Eastern Indigo! They're the longest native snake in North America. Completely docile and that rabbit is way too big for him to grab and try to beat to death (they're non venomous and they're also not constrictors). They make excellent pets if you obtain them shortly after hatching. we had a dozen or so that lived in our yard for years. oh.. they eat venomous snakes thus if you have these guys around there won't be any bad guys anywhere nearby. they are also on the "threatened" list so its illegal to harm them in any way. Finally if you let it smell you he may just crawl right up on your arm if you let him!
Legitimately never thought of the fact that a snake could be non venomous, and also not a constrictor. I'm now going to spend the better part of the day, at least, researching other snakes in this category, and whether they have a similar temperament, whilst also needing to beat their prey to death.
Load More Replies...To clarify this was on separate days and the the snake was 6 ft long and my dad shot it like 40 times and it was still alive and its a garden snake.
Hey! Wanna Hang-Out!
“Let Me Just Get A Closer Look At How You Drink Out Of The Water Bow” Nothing Weird Here, These Are Siblings. See? They Figured Out How To Share The Water
One sibling was truly trying to climb over the other to get to the water. I just had the absolute best or worst timing ever.
The Seldom Seen Twofer Elk. Friend’s Photo. I’m An Amateur Compared To Her!
Definitely a time traveler that quickly changed its mind.
Load More Replies...A Beautiful Picture Of Starfish Embodying That Age Phrase ‘Never Give Up’ Photo By My Good Friend Steve Orchard
They're Moving In Herds, They Do Move In Herds!
Good Afternoon, Mr. Crow, How Has Your Day Been So Far? *a Crap Photo Of A Dignified Bird*
Crows are so smart. I would love to have one as a friend. So far they have refused my advances. So very very smart.
Just hopping around when you interrupted me, Now I have to start again. *sigh
You See Me, When You See Me!
Okay. So This Heron Was Sunning With His Wings Spread And His Back To Me, Just A Rocks Throw Away. I Was So Excited And In Awe
A Moose And Her Twins Transcending Space And Time
How Do You Like My Impressive Focus? Glad I Didn’t Miss That!
Just A Snake And A Rabbit I Found At My House
So it's sort of misleading. They took a pic of a snake and a pic of a rabbit but not in the same picture. The snake didn't make the 50 cut off and is below, you have to select the greyed out section that allows you to see all the original posts near the bottom.
Load More Replies...Waited Ages For A Photo Of A Red Fox Then Got A Pigeon
I Cannot Believe The Blue Angels Ruined The Perfect Pic Of A Seagull
Looks like the bird's a marionette. I guess those "birds aren't real" nutjobs were right!
An Icelandic Horse Hamming It Up For The Camera.
I Have No Words...
That Is Exactly What They Look Like!
Little Known Fact, Raccoons Walk On Two Legs When They Think No One Is Looking
Dave's Not Here!
The Pic Isn't Really [Bad], But The Weasel Is In A Pile Of [Things] Bound For The Scrap Yard
Oh My God Helmuth Is It My Fault It’s Raining Cats And Dogs? What Am I, The Freaking Weatherlady? God? Helmuth Is Not Pleased Today. Soaked Boidi For Sale!
Why Swim When You Can Walk On Water?
My Majestic Cat Queen Beeps (Aka Cybil).
What a magnificent fang! (Wait...is it a fang? Or just makes it look like one?)
She is an animal in her natural habitat. If it makes you feel any better the first year of her life she was living with her brother on the streets, and scavenging for food to survive.
Load More Replies...Who Wanna Play Hide And Seek?
Are They Trying To Reach Us About Our Cars’ Extended Warranty? Why Else Would The Come Over Uninvited And Unannounced?!?!
Hello, do you have time to talk about our lord & savior, Nietzsche?
Load More Replies...The Stink Kittens Returned Again! Aside From Mom There Were Seven Babies In Total!!
This Beautiful, If Somewhat Unfortunate Photo, Taken When We Were On Holiday In Goderich, Ontario , Is Of A Weird Canadian Caterpillar. My Husband Owns The Legs Behind It, In Case You Were Wondering
I Was Incredibly Excited To See Some Steller Sea Lions. My Girlfriend Instantly Told Me It Belonged Here
This Collage Is An Example Of What Happens When You Think It's A Good Idea To Put Some Seed Out For The Cockatoo, Then Him And His Mate For The Next Week (In Reverse Chronological Order). Followed By An Awful Photo Of Some Of The 12-15 That Were Patiently Waiting For Me To Wake Up (Meaning Screeching For Upwards Of An Hour Or Two, Much To The Delight Of Our Neighbours). The Photo Only Includes Half Of Them Because Our Half Built Greenhouse Can Only Hold So Many Different Types Of Things That Hold Seed, And Nobody Can Share...
Why All The Humans Walk Upside-Down!
Looks like a Orb Weaver, shudder... one fell from the ceiling of our porch during a storm and was stunned. It was a large one and gave me the creeps.
Load More Replies...Haha first thing I did was zoom in then read the comments shoulda did that first...
This Is A Friend's Of Mines Picture A Of A Neighborhood Black Fox
Butter-Dragon (Won't) Fly!
In This Edition Of Horribly Zoomed In Photos Of Birds On My Half Built Greenhouse, From Left To Right We Have The Magnificent Rainbow Lorikeet, Next We Have The Slightly Less Magnificent, And Far Less Graceful Subspecies Of Rainbow Lorikeet; Lastly We Have A Fine Example Of The Inquisitive Spotted Turtle-Dove.
The mischievous Rainbow Lorikeets were the highlight of my trip to Australia.
They are adorable. Mischievous is a nice way to phrase their behaviour, we have around eight that will show up at seed time. Watching them chatting away to each other in the surrounding tree limbs to co-ordinate their attack on the Cockatoos, Corellas, Galahs, doves, or any other bird unfortunate enough to be enjoying seed. It can be highly entertaining. They seem to not realise that they're smaller than the size of a Cockatoo's head, as they're attempting commandeer the seed trays. Although I will say that one of the more entertaining moments I've witnessed was watching one of the larger Cockatoos, upset that two would dare to interrupt him whilst he was enjoying an apple. Apple firmly gripped in his beak, head readied at lorikeet height, charged the full length of the roof, using the apple as if he were jousting.
Load More Replies...My Cat Jerry! We Have Three Cats Named Rick, Morty, And Jerry! :) He Is Being Ferocious Rn 😂
Btw we just got home July 5th, so he is still a baby!
Congrats, he's adorable! Enjoy this time and take lots of photos because they grow SO. FAST.
Load More Replies...I like to think he is wild as he acts “furrocious” 😂
Load More Replies...My Snail Friend.
That's a gorgeous shell that Mr Snail lives in. Looks like it has room to grow a bit.
Hey You! Wanna See My Face!
Now You See Me!
Photoshoppers, Do Your Worst
A Swallow Fledgeling Judges My Photography
Why Is Your Store Closed?.. Sorry Mam, We Have A Raccoon In Candles (He Was Safely Removed And Released Outside)
Is it bad that I'm pretty sure this is a Joanns Fabrics? I'm going by setup and signage; I go there way too much
I love the candle section, too! EVERYONE LOVES THE CANDLE SECTION!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA
Mr.rusty!
Not My Cats - But My Cat Is Watching...
Aligned!
My Dog River Is So Graceful When He’s Shooting Hoops…
Young Goshawk Giving Me Some Serious Attitude
Its Kira. The Unicorn
Just Helping Pick Cherries
What??
Not Daisy’s Prettiest Moment…
Night In The City
A Bird Doing The Catwalk.
Gesundteit!
Stretch That Neck!🌞
I love Swallowtails. They're the prettiest of the North American butterflies!
My Pet Fish Onyx
Your fish needs a bigger tank, more plants, and aeration. This is a horrible tank for a Betta
Well this was Onyx before, and I very much appreciate your concern 😊
Load More Replies...While Playing Basketball, My 3 Year Old Son, Gabe, Peed A Duck
8–9–10…. Ready Or Not, Here I Come!!!
I'ma Count To 3...
My Prickly New Cat.
Zoom Zoom Zoom
My Boy Cash Closes His Eyes As Soon As A Snap A Pic
Trying To Get A Good Picture Of My Cat And Failing Hard.
Paint Me Like One Of Your French Girls!
He Closed His Eyes Lol
Laziest Squirrel In Maine
A Leaf Hopper
A Leaf Hopper
Didn't we slready have this one and why are there 2 them back to back
What? Whose Hair Is Messed Up???
Because it's a clickbait site. Quality is not high on the priority list.
Load More Replies...Couldn't agree with you more. All great posts! Definitely need more of these!! 😁
So a new bored Panda trick. Mix stolen content from a Facebook group with actual user submitted content. To keep the myth going that their content is not all copy and pasted. Not to mention confuse people who don't read and try to ask people on other sites who have no clue their post was copied questions.
Couldn't agree with you more. All great posts! Definitely need more of these!! 😁
So a new bored Panda trick. Mix stolen content from a Facebook group with actual user submitted content. To keep the myth going that their content is not all copy and pasted. Not to mention confuse people who don't read and try to ask people on other sites who have no clue their post was copied questions.
