This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To Crappy Wildlife Photos That Are So Bad They’re Good (50 New Pics)
Forget everything you learned at that once-in-a-lifetime wildlife photography class. And if there’s not much to forget to begin with, I’m talking drawing a blank page. We are now entering the alternative National Geographic where no definition, missed focus, awkward poses, and a shaky frame are things to be proud of.
“Crap Wildlife Photography” is a community that celebrates all the failed attempts at catching a grand prix pic of nature. From an out-of-focus mantis and an eagle hidden by a lamppost to a blurred carpenter bee that resembles a coffee stain, the amazing photos are iconic in their own crappy way. A whopping 266K members and counting must be loving the safe space for remarkably low photography standards. And honestly, who wouldn’t?! Let’s take a look at the new batch of their crappiest wildlife photos, and if you just joined in, don’t forget to check out part 1 right here.
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Jump With Joy
This is actually a fantastic photo. Shouldn't be in the crappy ones section.
Brilliant photo I laughed out loud for the first time in weeks thank you so much for sharing x
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Defensive posture, he’s pissed cause someone made a comment about his nuts
"You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Squirrel. I'm Arthur King of the Britons. You have proved yourself worthy, will you join me? -- you make me sad" Squirrel: NONE SHALL PASS-- I move for no man.
I Spent Thousands Of Dollars And Several Days To Get A Chance To Photograph A Great White Shark. Here It Is
Excuse Me Sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour?
We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns
Load More Replies...Crap Wildlife Photography is always a safe space to share failed attempts at capturing wild animals. But chances are, many of the entries were not meant to end up there. In fact, many have likely tried hard to take the pitch-perfect picture.
Animals in motion are particularly susceptible to becoming a crap wildlife photo. So if you still wanna try your luck next time, there’s a thing or two you should know about making it work. Most importantly, set the right camera settings before everything happens; find the right combination of aperture, shutter speed, and ISO.
If you often end up with blurry images, you probably haven’t “set fast shutter speed in order to freeze the animals during that right moment,” argues Julian Rad, wildlife photographer and contributor for Expert Photography. He also suggests ”taking images with an open aperture.” It allows a fast shutter speed.
I Can Show You The World
He even has the fish facing forward so it is more aerodynamic.
I'm picturing the fish about to be dropped in a warzone. "Incoming Flying Fish, ETA 10 minutes..."
Wouldn't surprise me if "Flying Fish" was the nickname for a munition for a torpedo that then goes airborne to its target.
Load More Replies...What You Get When You Are Running A 90 Second Night Exposure At 2000 Iso And The Red Ass Firefly Is Attracted To Your Red Light On The Camera
Why does this look like Yondu was there.......Only Marvel fans will get it.
this is such a cool shot though! people work really hard to create light painting!
This Guy Pecks On Our Door Almost Daily And Brings Offerings Of Bugs Snakes And Lizards
Yes, if he shows up with a shiny pebble it's time to call the minister.
Load More Replies...I was camping in New Mexico and had the greatest relationship with three roadrunners. I would put food out for them. They love chicken. And, strangely, though they can eat a whole snake, the chicken had to be in tiny pieces for them to take it. One day one of the males took a piece of chicken to a female as an engagement present, Since she'd just finished eating herself, she turned her nose up at his offering and ran away. It took him a few more days and then they were everywhere together. I miss those birds.
If he shows up, you know there's a coyote around the corner. Just paint a tunnel on the side of your house, they always fall for that one.
This guy probably sees a reflection in the glass and thinks its a potential mate.
Another very important thing is making sure your ISO settings are in place in order to achieve that good image quality. “Figure out your camera’s limits and experiment a bit with ISO,” says Julian. This is very important for the overall impression of your final image.
The reason for a blurry image is likely a camera shake. And a lack of sharpness ruins even the best photos. Consider using the image stabilizer, or turning on an image stabilization feature if your camera has one.
I Accidentally Shot This Photo While This Little Bastard Was Attacking Me. Triggerfish Are The Best
Interesting Place To Coccoon....
The time to think what would be that "interesting place" ;)
Load More Replies...Car Camping In Idaho A Few Years Ago. Bull Elk Came Up On The Car In The Middle Of The Night And I Had My Own Jurassic Park T-Rex Experience
Same here, bugger nearly tore the tent in half!! They go after everything when in rut...horny buggers ;)
Load More Replies...You need to clean your car more often. Cleaning once a year, it's not enough. LOL
Boooo, I specifically chose the gold color on my car so it wouldn't show the dirt. But upvote because I could probably use this advice too.
Load More Replies...People saying the car is dirty are completely missing the point that a several hundred pound angry herbivore is attacking for no reason!
One lean on the horn would scare him off esp if they had a loud horn or even a fog one
Load More Replies...We live in the southwestern US and used to camp a lot when I was a kid. My mom had a bad habit of rolling against the tent wall in her sleep...until the day she was woken up by a javelina scratching its butt on this nice protrusion on our tent lol.
The Beautiful Whitetail Deer. Full Of Grace... And Our Idiot Cat Who Mistook Her For My Dog And Decided To Give Chase
You're mistaken. The cat is full of grace! The deer is just scenery to let your cat shine.
Cats are smart - they don't make mistakes like that - cats will however sometimes try to take down prey that is obviously way to large.
Load More Replies...Ambitious kitty...gonna be a doozy dragging that back home to present as a gift to momma
The magnificent white leopard hunting wily impala across the African velt. That's what the cat is thinking.
We've found that deer we can't chase away will spook at the sight of a house cat. Cats are quintessential predators, and deer know a predator when they see one.
Instinct activated...no idea what the cat will do if he ever caught up...like..."Oh-oh, she-it, now what I do"? lol!
i got my cat before i met my boyfriend. it is my cat. when he moved in we got asecond cat; our cat.. not that difficult, right?
Load More Replies...Best Crap Shot I've Taken!
Reminds me of a seagull I saw a few years back, flying along with a streamer of vcr tape sticking out of its butt...
The Magnificent Sight Of An Elephant On The Dusty Plains Of Africa Scratching Its Balls On A Termite Mound
this is the photo that came up on the homepage. I thought crappy wildlife photography was wildlife taking a c**p
Load More Replies...Well yes, but what would you do if you have itch and nobody from your species is watching? Exactly!
Wife elephant "are you scratching your balls " him "no dear I am practicing my squats"
I have a painting of your profile picture right near my bed!
Load More Replies...Is that water in the background? Or is that just the sky? It looks like water with whitecaps to me...... Oh, and also, an elephant scratching it's nuts on a mound of dried dirt. Glad it's not a hornet's nest!
If it had been a hornet nest - ROGUE ELEPHANT!!!
Load More Replies...I Tried My Best, Ok
Bwa ha ha ha!!!!! "The eagle has fallen"! I just woke the whole house up, laughing!!! XD
Load More Replies...THIS IS MORE THAN I GET...I'M NOTED TO TAKE PICTURES OF MY KIDS DECAPITATED
Salut Manon des sources. Tu vit où ? Moi je habite en Suisse Romande. A bientôt.
Load More Replies...Some Get Magestic Hawk Shots... I Get These
He was clearly tired of doing all of those standard majestic poses for those nature magazines and decided to do a candid 😁
I think it's the nictitating membrane birds have when they blink. Keeps dust etc. out
Load More Replies...Tried To Get The Perfect Picture Of A Deer In The Rain. Instead I Get A Picture Of It Bolting, And It Looks Like It Has A Bird Nest With A Single Egg Instead Of An Ass
Yep - it's a fantastic shot. Often see them bound like this but I've never got a photo of them doing it.
Load More Replies...When Your Subject Is Moving Far To Quickly For You To Possibly Capture It In Focus
I've Never Seen This Animal Before! Does Anyone Know What It's Called?
Doefurky, gonna be very popular at Thanksgiving
Load More Replies...I haven't a clue what it's called...but it took forever to stuff it and get in the oven!
Two Majestic Bald Eagles, One Photo Bombing Sea Lion... And A Crappy Auto Focus
It looks like the sea lion is trying to take a duck-lips selfie 🦅🦅 😚🤳
No no no, the autofocus is focussing on c**p. You should set it to animals.
Beautiful Brown Hyena In Namibia
Count the paws. That's 2 hyenas, and they're about to have a good time for the camera.
One Of The Rarest Moments I've Ever Come Across In My Entire Life. Nailed. It.
The quarterback drops back...and throws a bullet to the tight end over the middle...TOUCHDOWN!!! (We gonna miss Football season :( )
I Stayed In Nashville And Was Told There Was A Baby Groundhog In The Garden. I Got Obsessed With Seeing It And To My Delight It Appeared On The Last Morning. I Think It Thought It Was Hidden Behind The Pole
Agent groundhog, perhaps you should choose a better place to spy on the hooman
Woke up one morning when camping to find one of these little critters huddling against my back for warmth (mm of tent liner between us).
Cute hide and seek with nature. I dont think he gets the rules tho
I Can Relate
You can almost hear him saying "Dude, now is NOT a good time"
Behold The Red-Bellied Woodpecker Feasting On A Block Of Fresh Suet
Oeh, I love the antics of squirrels. Especially the European red ones. They're so cute.
I take it you aren’t a New Yorker? Here they are the most vicious wild beasts around. I tried to feed one a peanut (I was being slow, careful, and very gentle) and I almost lost my damn hand!
Load More Replies...Scrolling down I'm like, yeah, okay picture of a bird, then Air Squirrel!!!
Twirl-a-squirrels are mean if they are too high.hopefully this one isn't way up near a balcony. Hopefully it is next to a deck
Disappointed Old Man Dove Gives You One Minute To Get The Heck Off Of His Lawn
Yes--he looks exactly like Pesto--the one with the anger management issues.
Load More Replies...Sounds so like a Monty Python sketch! Do you know The 4 Yorkshiremen? Part goes - "You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, our Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!"
Load More Replies...Hey Sexy
This is why I hate blind dates! He would be one of my better ones.
I Don’t Want To Talk About It
It does! The effect is caused by the shadow being barely visible.
Load More Replies...Sadly, the giraffes are being assaulted/killed as poachers remove just the tail of one, and offer it as a bridal gift to the...well... the idiot who thought it was a great idea to give the bride.
Did you at least also take a picture of its head so you can tape them together?
He Caught Me
Pissed off gull... like the one that stole a sandwich right out of my hand!
Came In Looking For A Midnight Snack, I Assume
I can't stop laughing. The koala totally does look like a stuffed animal perched on top of the fridge.
Load More Replies...It's That Crazy Door To Door Salesman Again
A praying bible salesiss, hard to get rid of if you open the door.
Their beauty products aren't working on this dude!
Load More Replies...hello do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Mantis?
Hey. the Preying Mantis is able to take out the Murder Hornet, so , you know... he kinda is a savior.
Load More Replies...He’s Angry About Something
Blast it!....and I would have gotten away with it too,if it hadn't been for you meddling kids.
Probably received a dam complaint! True story apparently. Hilarious! https://lettersofnote.com/2012/07/12/regarding-your-dam-complaint/
‘Eagles In Speedboats’ Would Be The Name Of My Hipster Synth Electro Band
it's forced perspective. the bird is closer to the camera than the boat
Load More Replies...This is the best picture so far. The bird is not huge, it's closer to the camera than the boat is. ;)
Oh my goodness thank you for clarifying this! I was actually jaw wide open SHOCKED that a bird that big exists. Thank god that's not true lmao!
Load More Replies...Golden Eagle's get really big. Like steal your large pet and toddler big.
Rarest rare chance, happening. So lucky. Nearby some birds or waste plastic! Water color is absorbing. Hills, clouds, homes background.
I Was Going For Cute, Then He Turned Around
Did you hear about the squirrel that got his nuts caught in a fence? True story. Someone helped him out. Saw online a year or so ago.
The size, relative to body size, of your average squirrel's wedding tackle (and this is no average squirrel) never ceases to amaze and delight me!
I seriously have a pair of those. My boyfriend gave me them as a present.
Load More Replies...Eat Mee!
The black marks in his/her mouth are pigment, not muck or decay. Usually they have v good teeth cuz little sugar! And a short life so no time to get decayed 😕
Load More Replies...A Snow Bunting Tries To Put More Spin To Its' Crap Story
Always amazes me how they can do that and not get scrambled brains ?
torpeBIRD edit: its not torpe´ its like torpedo but with bird
Ok, I’m Going!
They are not vicious... unless you are doing something you shouldn't ... like getting to close to something that is theirs...
Load More Replies...Nessie? Is That You? (Don’t Do Panorama Photos With Animals)
Nessie might have been a submarine they were testing, so, you know. this might be a covert uh... hang on, guys in suits are here...
Load More Replies...Last Year These Guys Came Up Through A Vent Into My Kitchen... The Cats And Dog Watched Calmly And Disinterestedly As I Scooped Them Up With Oven Mitts And Cursed Myself For My Single Status
And they don't carry rabies. Fantastic for the environment. We love them.
Load More Replies...Opossums are great! They mind their own business and eat pests (ticks, slugs, spiders, you name it). We have a pregnant mama opossum living under our deck. She’s at least 2 feet long and probably 35 lbs. They can get to be the size of a medium dog.
Make sure you protect your cats, and/or small dogs.. Opossums can be vicious...
Load More Replies...They can be vicious, they also kill poultry, adults, chicks and eggs!
Load More Replies...We had a friendly one when I was growing up. She would let us pet her. Very soft fur. However, DO NOT try to make pets of them, they do not do well as a pet
Possums are the best; they will eat all the ticks that would normally get on your pets. Treat them kindly.
Yes, they eat all sorts of ticks, and they will also eat any small animals, or birds, adults, chicks and eggs...
Load More Replies...Possums are wonderful little beings. They do no harm to anyone and eat bugs.
You don't know what you are talking about, Opossums will kill small animals, eg. cats, small dogs, and they love eggs (wild or domestic) birds, too! They do eat ticks, which is the only good thing about them!
Load More Replies...Ineffective Means Of Deterrence
Haha, this reminds me when I was at the hospital in the outdoor garden. My daughter pointed out an owl high on one of the windows. I attempted to take a photo of it until a pigeon landed on it’s head and I realised it was a deterrant,
Reminds me of the time we were at an aquarium and my dad and I were in awe at the seagulls outside sitting on top of the crocodiles--until my mother pointed out that the crocodiles were fake.
Load More Replies..."Really? You humans think *these* are going to stop us from sitting wherever we want?"
I finally found what does keep the pigeons off of my balcony: fishing line strung up and down and from side to side and then you tie shorter pieces of fishing line to the grid with longish endings sticking out. The pigeons do not have very good eyesight and they cannot quite make out what it is and so they avoid it. The two smart crows that keep wrecking the plants on the balcony on the other side play a different game altogether. They p**s me off and make me admire them at the same time.
That Time I Learned Snakes Can Climb Brick Walls
Possibly because it can cling to the grout, rather than the actual bricks.
Load More Replies...That is so cool. But yeah, I would definitely have screamed when I saw it "hanging out" there.
Noticed A Carpenter Bee Following Me While I Was Doing Yard Work Today, So I Decided To Take A Picture
So, as a security guard, before I got a body camera, people I thought would be annoying, I'd just start recording. Mostly because it's standard procedure for annoying people to act like asswipes and then pull out a camera and lawyer you ever so "politely". They usually have an expression like that when I showed the cop what they were like *before* *they* started recording.
Once there was a big carpenter bee or bumblebee hovering right in front of my face. I ducked from side to side but it kept moving from side to side along with my head. I was wearing a sun hat with a wide brim. I took off my hat and it went away. I realized that it wanted to use the hat brim as a landing pad! :-D
"What Do You Mean I Can’t Eat Inside!!”
Thank you, Lyn Arnold! "female red-shafted Northern Flicker (type of woodpecker)" A beautiful bird, I wondered what kind of bird it was, and now I know. "native to most of North America, parts of Central America, Cuba, and the Cayman Islands"
It's a female red-shafted Northern Flicker (type of woodpecker). They definitely have the polka dot thing going on!
Load More Replies...Could be.... it's a Flicker; a kind of Woodpecker.
Load More Replies...Walking Home From The Bar One Night, I Was Challenged By This Powerful Trash Panda
WATCH OUT for the laser eyes! Quick,Duck! Or fry on the ground u stand.
Ever seen the video to "total eclipse of the heart" by bonnie Tyler? EXACTLY like this...
My New Camera Had A Night Mode And Was Trying To Get An Owl On The 4th Of July. I Think We Got Nuked Instead
Needs A Cuddle, Whatever It Is
Cuddles probably not advisable. And they stink like a 3 week old carcass.
Not Quite The Majestic Leopard Shot I Wanted
That's the first thing I thought of when I saw the photo - spots everywhere else but there!
Load More Replies...At least we now have an answer to the question of whether every part of a leopard has spots.
Ok, on the upside, you now know that leopard's testicles are not spotted like the rest of him, who knew???
Leopards don't lay eggs! Sometimes they've got some huevos though.
That they got that close shot of a leopard is amazing, albeit testicles front and center.
We All Have Days Like This
Well at least it got the food, just has to eat it off the ground instead now :)
that's a bird feeder with bird food, not squirrel food
Load More Replies...A few years back I put a bird feeder on top of an aluminum pole. The squirrels promptly proceeded to climb the pole. I had a larger piece of clear plastic tubing that had been the feed storage chamber of another bird feeder that they had destroyed the bottom openings to. The aluminum pole the feeder sat on top of was made in 18 inch interlocking sections. I drilled a hole through one of the sections of the pole about 4 feet off the ground and the clear tube. I then cut a plastic coffee can lid to go down over the pole and into the clear chamber. I then silicon caulked it all together and to the pole. I then went into the house and watched from the patio door as the squirrels tried to figure out how to get by the cap on top of the chamber. What was almost as funny was watching them try to climb that slick clear plastic tube. Actually watched one, after he failed to figure out how to get up the pole, back off away from the pole, sit up on his butt and give the pole the eye. I lost it.
The way you describe it I could really see it in my mind......well written; I enjoyed it !
Load More Replies...Have you seen squirrels stomp their feet before they fight? It's cute. Look it up.
Squirrel: "S**T!! I THINK I GOT IT WORKING AGAIN MARK!!" Mark the squirrel: "well no s**t"
In my experience, it's not the seed they are after, they were looking for the sunflower seeds that are in many formulations of birdseed..... they spill the seed looking for them..... so I put the s. f. seeds on a separate tray to the birdseed; and everyone was happy....no more spilled birdseed !
"Omg, I can't believe I did it again!! I really need to lay off the nuts!"
A Graceful Kudu In South Africa
Bills keep c coming in, my husband left me for a younger doe, kids are screaming for more food and you dare ask how is my day
When i try to take a selfie and think i have a charming expression on my face
Put A Trail Cam At Floor Level By The Front Door To See The Feral Cat We Thought We Were Feeding. Will Never Go Out That Door After Dark Again
I was thinking that, too. The paws look more like a wolverine's. Bear or wolverine - not going out after dark!
Load More Replies...This looks like some sort of weasel. Wolverine, stoat, fisher, mink? NOT a bear. Those are weasel (mustelid) paws.
Well... There Was A Frog Here
He's a shadow of his former self but he still left his mark on this world!
Not Quite Sure I Interpreted The "Crap Wildlife" Part Of The Name Of The Group Name Correctly, But One Thing Is For Sure: This Polar Bear Is Not Peeing
Pepsi could use this to run negative adds about CocaCola.
Load More Replies...He Was Nicely Posing About A Second Before I Took The Pic... Arsehole!
I was at Edinburgh Zoo with my kids and one of those arseholes took a shine to me good lord it was terrifying him shaking and wobbling his neck quite violently I ran like f**k
Looks like the mocking Spongebob meme: I JuSt WaNt TO TAkE a NIcE PiCtuRe
He's accelerating the 4kg fish turd that he's gunna drop on your window
Next On The Kinky Channel
Every time I turn on my spigot nowadays, there are two mating bumblebees that fall out of it. Someone needs to tell them to get a room.
Kermit in his skinny rock&roll drug addled days, peak 70s popularity. They called him the Thin Green Duke.
Superfrog!
Look up in the sky. Its a bird? It's a plane? No,its........ WAIT! Is that a froggg????
There actually is a type of frog called a flying frog--those actually glide though.
Load More Replies...So This Is One Of Our Great Canadian Geese In Canada. Yep He Is Alive, Upside Down In The Water... Not Sure Why?
usually its with their tails up... this silly goose decided that it was too boring to do it normal tho lol
Load More Replies...Hopeing a fish gets on him or using the bathroom. Hopefully waiting on the fish
We've got quite a few Canadian Geese here in the UK... bit of a surprise the first time I spotted them.
Bad Timing Created This Monstrosity
A photo of the complex emotions involved in deciding to go this way or that when it is equally tempting to go either way! Small wonder it looks frustrated when it cannot make up its' mind, it is already hungry and soon it is getting late and who knows for how long it has been stuck there.
That’s The Third Time I’ve Plastered That Hole. Finally Found The Culprit
That's the fourth time it had to open its door, it is tired of your c**p.
He's adorable! I'm one of those women who love these little guys 🦎
Load More Replies...I think skinks are related to salamanders. I believe this guy is a Gecko !
Load More Replies...All I Wanted Was A Natural “Animal In Its Habitate” Picture... Until This Monkey Started Posing For The Picture - Really?!
Unfortunately, it is not rare to find our garbage where it should never have been.
Load More Replies...My dog does this. I only have o pick up my phone and he picks up his throw ring puts it on his nose and waits for me to take a photo.. EVERY time.And he won't move until I do. He even adjusts himself if I say "pose for me then. IMG_7744-5...cc1bb2.jpg
I've Never Felt So Judged By A Fish Before
"Why, oh WHY?? You snagged him right out of the water and then just threw him back in like he meant nothing to you at all!"
Crap Wildlife Photography
This is whatn I am going to look like tryingn to go through my door after quarantine is over!
Got to start somewhere....... whenever the opportunity arises . . . .
Security Camera Had Me Thinking We Either Had Demons Or Flying Frogs. Further Review Revealed... Just A Plain Old Wasp
Just Your Random Bird-Fish
It looks like a photo of something created by a Victorian hobby taxidermist.
Well... the fish was trying to eat the bird, or give birth to it. Either way, I’m DEEPLY disturbed
Trust Me, This Mama's Just Sleeping. She Gave Birth In Our Chimney To 5 Kits And Just Needs A Little Time On Her Own To Get Some Rest!!
Needed a bit of time away from the youngsters... nap and a snack.
You'd think she would seek a more protected place to curl up for a nap......
A Fox Crapping On My Dad’s Pool. Does This Count?
What's wrong with you humans? Do you like being watched when you c**p?
What a relief that was thought I would need to buy some senacot George
This Is Roberta Shaking Her Head At Me In The Garden
Panicked Photographic Response To The Giraffe Trying To Steal A Carrot Through My Car's Sunroof
She was speaking rhetorically, of course...... wanting to get a real neat pic.
Load More Replies...Relaxing In The Pool When This Guy Landed With A Frog In His Mouth. He Proceeded To Dunk The Frog Repeatedly In The Water... Which Made All The People In The Pool Scream. It Was Very Traumatic
Exceptionally sane behaviour in these Covid19 times to sanitise your food in chlorinated water.
maybe for the frog? What if everyone in the pool were also frogs watching their buddy being killed? Didn't think of that, did ya?
Load More Replies...Didn't know there was water boarding in the animal world. Frogger wouldn't talk...
And what kind of water will you be having,Sir? Sparkling? Still? R hv the /frog le pool/ Shaken not stirred
Guess What Animal
I Wonder If My Neighbour Should Be Worried?
First COVID-19, then killer wasps and now giant spiders are stealing our homes! What's next an alien invasion. Lol
A Horse For Kings, The Pura Raza Española, But Only Roaming Through Andalucia's Wild Plains Will Show You Their True, Unconquerable Character
"Concurso del caballo de pura raza española." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkrkIC8H_9A
Load More Replies...It’s A “Deer Post” Thought I Was Taking A Picture Of 3 Deer
Monkey Forest In Ubud, Bali. My Girlfriend Was U Sure About Monkeys Before The Photo
She's lucky she wasn't injured. I've been there and the monkeys can be very aggressive. Same goes for baboons in E Africa - baboons are a******s.
I've traveled a lot internationally ... unless you want to spend a week in a local hospital my advice is stay away from the "cute" monkey shoot. It never ends well.
When visiting a place with wild monkeys, NEVER use hats, glasses, necklaces, and keep your phone, keys, wallets and camera in secure places. If you want to take photos, tie the strap on your wrist. These monkeys are sneaky bastards, once they got your items say goodbye to it. All tour guides say the same thing.
I Just Wanted A Cute Pic Of The Deer That Visited My Moms Porch. Well, This Is What I Got
Cute is in the eye of the beholder..... he's got character . . . . . .
A lot of my deer photos come out like this. I feed a family of them and am constantly getting pictures with the crooked mouths, tounge out. Got a pic of 2 babies feeding off mama. They are a very photogenic animal
A Local Park Is Combating Social Distancing By Offering People Pleasure Flights On The Back Of Tame Seagulls
Obviously I Have Been Featured In National Geographic
The ghost af a dear coming to haunt you if you don’t sub to ItsMooseCraft :)
Yes, My Timing Is Impeccable. It's Not Something That Can Be Taught, It's A Gift
Well, look at it this way. It is like poetry, most of the meaning is hidden between the lines and it hands the work of interpretation over to the reader.
This Little Fella Decided To Hitch A Ride In My Jeep About A Month Ago, All The Way From The Foothills Of The Sierras, Then Made Itself Evident In Stockton, Calif. USA. Damn Near Soiled My Britches While Driving
I nearly soiled myself when something similar happened to me with a bumblebee... can't imagine this scenario! (Disclaimer: I do have a bee sting allergy, so...)
I think they are cute..from a distance, or in pictures. One comes near me and I'm screaming like a b***h while running inside
My cousins used to hunt snakes, on the way back from one such excursion, a snake got loose in the car, they did not tell the parents. About a month later, my uncle driving, turned on the heater, guess what came sliding out of the vent....
Spotted My First And Only Kiwi Bird In New Zealand. Pity It Looks Like A Bad Wig Running For Its Life
This is an amazing shot...I have never been lucky enough to see a kiwi in the wild!
Mr Squirrel Was Just Catching Some Rays. 100% Thought He Was Dead So I Tried To Pick Him Up To Move Him Off The Street But He Got Up And Ran
lol my sister saw a squirrel in the road doing this, she stopped the car to pick him up and he woke up scratched her and legged it, ended up hospital getting a tetanus lol
Older squirrels you can't mess with. We regained a few babies, though. They are really smart and sweet once they get to know you. About 13 years ago I had one that would ride in my hoodie to Wal-Mart and really everywhere. The last one, gizmo, would sit on my shoulder and try to hide nuts in my hair.
Load More Replies...Meanwhile the rest of his gang stole your car stereo and picked your pocket. Didn't you see that robbery article on BP?
Welcome To My Car, Alien Berb
I love how baby birds look like grumpy old men with bad toupees.
Stink Eye Wabbit
What A L(O)vely (C)ouple X
Putting on a show... Make it rain*, humans! (*all currency accepted)
The Snake Let Me Know When I Got To Close
I've Been Trying To Photograph This Owl For About Six Months. Then When I Finally Saw Him, I Forgot I Had The Flash On
Darn disappointing when that happens ! My husband does that all the time..... never thinks to check !
Bought A $2,500 Camera And A $1,400 Macro Lens To Photograph Spiders. Got This
I had to upvote this one, just because they spent that much money to photograph the beautiful spiders! <3
A Squirrel Falling Off Of The Roof
That's so funny because I was thinking the exact same thing.
Load More Replies...Looks like a helicopter scene from an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!
Camels Can Find Their Way In The Dark By Following Their Nose. Of Course It Works Out Better For Some Than Others.
Wtf Dude
Derpiest Snake In My Yard Right Now
Probably a eastern hognose snake, they have an adorably wide face and pig snout. But they're mildly venomous so keep a distance if you're not used to handling snakes.
My Husband Suddenly Asked Me To Stay Very Still For This Shot. Not Knowing What Was Behind Me, I Freaked When I Heard What Sounded Like A Pterodactyl. It Was A Blue Jay Guys. A Blue Jay
Yes, Steller's jays sound loud and raucous but few know there's a quiet melodic side to them. I wouldn't have been any wiser except I heard what I thought was a new bird singing just outside my open kitchen window. I crept over hunched down not to scare it and slowly peeked over the sill - only to find a jay there! But the song started up again and I could see his beak moving in time with the song. --- It's called a 'whisper song' as it's quite quiet. Jays sing it while courting and sometimes when alone. You can hear it here https://imbirdingrightnow.com/2018/12/01/stellers-jay-said-what/
So Excited To See This Fox On The Side Of The Road -- And I Loved How He/She Posed For Me So I Could Get These Razor-Sharp Photos!
A Few Months Back I Went To See The Japanese Snow Monkeys
It's worst to have a face looking like your butt :)
Load More Replies...I thought that was the front at first glance! I clearly need to make an appointment for my contact lenses. Yeeesh.
at first I was like I don't get the problem that's a great photo and then....omg I laughed so hard once I figured out it wasn't his face....
This Fella Made Me Feel Like A Disney Princess
Thank you! I thought it was something sweet for sure. Definitely not pizza! Meanwhile what kind of moth is that?
Load More Replies...Only A Slightly Crappy Photo. My Doberman Started Pointing At Something And I Followed Her To See This Angry Being
I'm sorry, to get this straight. Your dog, a good boi, pointed your attention to the murder fluff, and your reaction was to take your camera out and photograph it and not run for dear life? Okay.
Last Easter, A Bee Decided He Wanted To Be In The Photograph Too. My Sister Did Not Approve
I'd be a messed-up blur if that was me... sting equals hospital visit in my case.
The Majestic Elk. I Took This With A Minolta Xg-1 35mm Film Camera W/300mm Chinar Lens And Zykkor 460 Ttl Fl At F-Stop 8 In 1986
A Majestic 5 Legged Tapir
That is absolutely its dong, it's also fully prehensile.
Load More Replies...Did you know that not only is the Tapir's nose prehensile, but its dong is too.
I honestly thought that was a hammer at first glance... sweet lord...
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
Mommy is going to be so pleased when I present this trophy on her pillow.
One day, home alone, my cat started thumping around down stairs, I checked it out after grabbing me field hockey stick in Verizon of a robber when the cat was trying to kill a lizard. I picked up the lizard and put it carefully into a jar until I could put him outside.
We Got Great Photos Of Wildlife While Snorkeling
Waited All Day To Snap A Pic Of Alfredo The Seagull Only For Her To Move At Exactly The Wrong Second. This Is All I Have
My Attempt To Duplicate The Scream By Edvard Munch
Caption This Photo
Dear Santa it wasnt me it was the cat I promise. Wait we domt have a cat....
It Will Go In! Greedy Cormorant
I once found a dead gecko with a big, and equally dead, moth halfway down its throat. Let's say it didn't go down too well...
Definition of a lose lose situation. Reminds me of giant snakes that think they can eat a whole deer.
Load More Replies...Why Are There So Many Turtles On This Log??? Wrong Answers Only
It's a turtle tree, but none of them are willing to branch out on their own
Polarbear Stopped By The Cabin, Luckely I Managed To Get A Picture Before He Headed Off
Looked like a polar bear that was stuffed and had its body hung outside while the head I side
Cicada Shedding Its Skin... Or A Tiny Alien
Did You Know Pelicans Can Eat 4lbs Of Fish A Day?! I Didn’t.... Until Recently
Attempted Macro Photography On A Windy Day And Ended Up With A Distantly Menacing Cartoon Cat Face Instead Of A Spiny Orbweaver
Saw a spider last year that I would have thought was faked if I hadn't seen it in person - white with dark markings in the exact shape of a death's head.
Bird Porn... First Time I Used My Canon Last Summer
The rooftop of my neighbors is flat and much lower than us. I don't have the heart to tell them that half the pigeons, cuckoos and parrots of the neighborhood have been conceived there.
Thankfully No Real Crap Was Involved In Obtaining This Photo!
One Day At An Outdoor Antique Market
This was enjoyable. Some photos are not much more than standard bad and some are truly extraordinary masterpieces in their own right, and then there is every nuance in between.
I laughed so hard I had tears running down my face! My cats now think I've finally lost it for good.... !
People in 1980s : I bet people will get pics of UFOs and aliens by 2020............ People in 2020 : Look at this elephant scratching its nuts....LOL...
This is the funniest Bored Panda grouping yet. I enjoyed it so much I watched it twice. Just what I needed during our "stay at home" period.
This was enjoyable. Some photos are not much more than standard bad and some are truly extraordinary masterpieces in their own right, and then there is every nuance in between.
I laughed so hard I had tears running down my face! My cats now think I've finally lost it for good.... !
People in 1980s : I bet people will get pics of UFOs and aliens by 2020............ People in 2020 : Look at this elephant scratching its nuts....LOL...
This is the funniest Bored Panda grouping yet. I enjoyed it so much I watched it twice. Just what I needed during our "stay at home" period.
