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This Group Exists “To Make Your Mood Better”, And Here Are 50 Of Their Posts That May Do Just That
Every now and then, we all need some lighthearted content to lift us up. In a world ruled by media overload and an abundance of bad daily news, it’s easy to feel mentally drained.
Recently, psychologists saw the emergence of terms like “doomscrolling,” “headline anxiety,” and “headline stress disorder” which refer to a growing amount of people suffering from the psychological strain of living through and absorbing dismal news.
This lighthearted Facebook group “Funny As Heck” is anything but that. Dedicated to making people’s moods better, it offers a daily stream of hilarious memes and posts that range from utterly absurd to pretty relatable. Below we wrapped up the funniest examples for us to enjoy, so upvote your favorite ones as you scroll!
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Ms.GB 2 years ago
You know it's gonna be full of sand by the end of the day though
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Aisling Raye 2 years ago
This is genius. Now I just need my dumb brain to remember it so I can buy a tackle box before my next beach day
Megan Curl 2 years ago
Sporting goods store. It’s a box for fishing tackle.
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David 2 years ago
Close lid for enhanced "greenhouse" effect! Soft cheese! Moist crackers! Warm pickles! YUM!
Blackheart 2 years ago
I could be wrong, but I think this has to be a fellow Southerner! Either way stellar idea!
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Pickles, Pennies, & Ponies 2 years ago
No, I see a rabbit on a magic carpet.
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Thegoodboi 2 years ago
It's settled. It is a rabbit on skis in the middle of a long jump...
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Beck 2 years ago
I just wrote that! I wish I hsd scrolled to see your comment first!
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What we find funny or not really depends on the person. But it turns out that getting a joke requires quite a lot of cognitive and social skills, which we previously spoke about with Paige Davis, a senior lecturer at York St John University who specializes in developmental psychopathology and developmental psychology.
“The thing is, even babies pick up on social cues,” Davis said. “If you've ever seen a baby start to join in laughing when everyone is laughing you will know this, so even if they may not understand the meaning of a joke, they will understand that the atmosphere in the room has changed and everyone is laughing.”
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Thegoodboi 2 years ago
Yup. When you get overwhelmed and you just crash...
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David 2 years ago
Mood. Add depression for an extra boost of thinking about what you are not doing.
Anya Beboop 2 years ago
Yeah...somehow brain has energy to spiral and think about every single thing that is wrong at the same time when it could just be letting me do things.
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Upstaged75 2 years ago
This is a picture of my anxiety. I call it being "mentally paralyzed". True story.
Sergio Bicerra 2 years ago
Honest advice: if you gave too many things to do sit for 5 minutes to plan your actions and not waste time.
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martymcmatrix 2 years ago
For felines, these have to be called "teef" and not "teeth". My goodness, how many times do I have to say that? Could you all just read my mails or subscribe to my blog? It's getting annoying!
Essentially, our sense of humor develops along with social understanding. This is when we learn we are social beings in a world of other social agents. According to Davis, “Non-verbal humor is usually developed first, so an example of this is when my youngest son had been walking for a bit (15m). If he ran into something, my partner would pretend to run into it as well and pretend to get hurt and he would begin to laugh. He had begun to understand a few things in this interaction. 1) Daddy was mimicking him, 2) Daddy wasn't really hurt, he was pretending. He knew this because of some cues e.g. Daddy was smiling.”
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Karen Clark 2 years ago
Tie askew, the look of hopeless ennui, shirt untucked, body language indicating he lost the account.....yep, this guy's ready for the Corporate Big Leagues. Good luck, Boy-o.....hit the sack early and take your vitamins.
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Karen Clark 2 years ago
Your boyfriend has a good sense of humor........keep the kitty AND the boy! 😏
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QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Must be one of them newfangled magnetic ducks. Magnetic ducks! Why, back in MY day …
One of the main things it takes to get a joke is the ability to understand language. But that’s far from the only requirement. “For a joke to be funny, the person who is listening needs some higher-level cognitive skills, so to be able to think flexibly, understand that there are double meanings for things, and in many cases, the person needs an understanding of how their social world works,” Davis explained.
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martymcmatrix 2 years ago (edited)
And so do I, as well. But isn't the ♂️ in the picture doing it wrong, as he has to use the rear side of the fan for that? And second, isn't that Paul Rudd? Please do not take this literally, but I was a fan of him until about 36 seconds ago.
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
One of my friends said that she did that and her finger got cut off
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2x4b523p 2 years ago
Wait what? Something happens when you talk to a fan? I have to find a fan! It’s winter, no idea where the fan is. Someone help!
Brendan (banned for downvotes) 2 years ago
Find that fan - it will blow your mind!
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Bec 2 years ago
We have a juvenile raccoon that keeps coming around to get into the outdoor cats food. I try not to leave any out to avoid this, but it is inevitable he'll find a few scraps. I came home to several of our cats and this c**n last night and this morning. I made noise and kept telling him, you are supposed to be scared of me and run away but he just looked at me confused. Anyway, I don't think the cats and raccoons get that they are different species.
“A study just published this month looked at practical jokes and found that there was a relationship between age, false belief understanding (the ability to understand someone can hold a belief that is false while another person knows the truth), inhibitory control (so being able to control your actions or inhibit thoughts or actions that you would want to do), and language ability, which all relate to the ability to understand and engage in practical jokes (Wang & Wang, 2021).”
It’s very hard to determine whether a particular personality that develops is geared toward certain types of jokes. “What I would argue is that life experience and social interaction will intimately shape how we respond to jokes and what jokes we like later,” the professor concluded.
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Nay Wilson 2 years ago
Awww! I want free kisses. I could stand there all day getting free kisses.
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Going by the dog's expression I'm not sure it'd be a kiss.
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ThreeAngryLlamas 2 years ago
I'd be worried people would try to feed him, not knowing which human foods are safe for dogs.
similarly 2 years ago
In this day and age, I'd be worried about them trying to poison the dog.
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Z Alexi 2 years ago
All u can see is a fence. Any fence, anywhere. Car/dog owner said Walmart.
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Mary Peace 2 years ago
Milk? Who gives a cat milk, or is this just a joke?
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Thegoodboi 2 years ago
Ya'll better take this here hat off of me, I'm not amused one bit ya hear?
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bears. beets. battlestar galactica. 2 years ago
hi fellow libra :) i definitely still do this!!!
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El is so weird (s)t(he)y 2 years ago
Last time I cleaned my room I ended up wearing a swimsuit a vampire cape a belt a scarf two pairs of sunglasses an eye mask roller skates and my pride flag Mickey Mouse ears
El is so weird (s)t(he)y 2 years ago
My dad came in and was talking to me and my mom (we were cleaning out my closet) and she was like “babe stop distracting us, Eleanor go back to the closet!” And he said “no don’t go back to the closet!” Little do they know I’m in another one…
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QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
What dog? We here are hibernating. Go away. Wait, do you have snacks?
Thegoodboi 2 years ago (edited)
"Thank goodness I found you phew😓. GET OFF THE BED!!" - probably what I'd get...
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VonBlade 2 years ago
I can see the girl, but I also see the "drunk octopus wants to fight" meme.
Chris Hughes 2 years ago
And there was me thinking she was lying on her back with her arms under her head
Mary Peace 2 years ago
She tied a pen to the end of a very long stick. . .
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Kelly Scott 2 years ago
That's just a large link collar. I've seen and had to use spike collars - correctly called pinch collars. What that dog has on is not a pinch collar. And if you're asking why I used one...I started to train my Doberman to trot alongside my bike. He did great except when he would see something, he'd stop dead and I'd go flying over the handlebars. That was a huge safety issue. So I put a pinch collar on him, gave him a little pull to let him know what it was, and he never stopped again. After one time, I could take the pinch collar off and put on his regular collar again. Pinch collars are aids and are not to be used for punishment. We had a little old lady at our dog training club with a huge black lab with a neck like a tree trunk, and I think he outweighed his owner. He pulled her everywhere. So she used a pinch collar for a couple of weeks until he was trained enough to not need it any longer. If she hadn't used the collar, she would have had to get rid of her dog.
Dorothy Stovall 2 years ago
My boy cat looks just like him; acts like that too. He has zero fear of big dogs - or anything else. I love him to bits!
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
People, please! Stop looking at things through a biased filter! There are ears, there are no spikes, they're folds in his neck skin, and the post is about a CAT!!!
Cyndielouwhoo 2 years ago
Some cats are waaaaasay scarier than dogs when it comes to guarding their territory.
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Jj321 2 years ago
I was bothered by the 3 half gallons of n ilk instead of just buying gallons. The salad dressing, all in the fridge, just makes it ridiculous.
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Austin Sauce 2 years ago
It will be like when we look back when they cured everything with bloodletting. “You mean they just listened to any idiot with a YouTube channel or a podcast? And they actually took dewormers for a virus? How barbaric!”
Cara G 2 years ago
How is this supposed to make our mood better when it's 2023 and things are just getting started and it feels like watching the second coming of the Nazi Party?
Austin Sauce 2 years ago
Humans have more of a herd mentality than we care to admit. We’ve seen some of the farthest and oldest galaxies in the universe, cracked the human genome, and we still listen to the angriest guy who can yell the loudest.
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Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
Three years in a single chapter? That's unrealistic. There will probably be at least one chapter for each month.
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Sara Wilson 2 years ago
Did u explain that at least he doesn't have to wear the cone of shame? That might help
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Thegoodboi 2 years ago
I feel that photo so much even though I'm sitting in an office chair...
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RiotGirl 2 years ago
You would look like that too if someone's hand was jammed up there!
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Tom Hardeveld 2 years ago
wait... kermit doesn't have round pupils. WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS PUPILS! This upsests me!
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I like to make a mad dash to the door just to keep the employees on their toes. Hey, we all need a hobby.
Celia McReynolds Tinsley 2 years ago
Did that at PetSmart yesterday after seeing their insane prices for basically every single thing for dogs in their store.
Verena Abt 2 years ago
In the Netherlands you don't get through the turnstile without scanning your receipt. Now that made me feel awkward!
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Powerful Katrinka 2 years ago
Not only are they overlapping, they're beginning to fuse together!
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Ken Beattie 2 years ago
I could see this being a great option for families with kids. Better than spreading them out over a row and two little sets of legs kicking their parents in the shins instead of the back of everyone else' chair.
Neb Skram 2 years ago
just the thought of having to stare at a stranger for a 8 hour international flight makes me not want to go
Pandapoo 2 years ago
I wouldn’t want to sit like this with people I know, much less strangers.
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Ken Beattie 2 years ago (edited)
They do too - as meat popsicles! edit the to they. Apparently I can't type 0_o
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Cara G 2 years ago
I'll drive across the dàmn ocean to avoid this deranged set up.
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Lawrence 2 years ago
Train seats flip one way or the other. You may sit in this bizarre fashion, if you so choose. Otherwise, you can face away from the stranger in the next seat, as most ppl would elect to do.
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Thegoodboi 2 years ago
Whatever...NO NUTS!? HOW DARE YOU...Good don't want anymore kids...I'M NOT NUTLESS!...Oooo you mean, I can do it as much as I want? All's forgiven 😎
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️ ️lefty libra️ 2 years ago
im sorry Mr. Issac but i accidentally commented the same thing as you... im sorry
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Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Suddenly, all these Shakespeare soliloquies are running through my head.
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Seabeast 2 years ago
Ha ha, this is our male cat. Has to "help" with every home task. helper-643...2809fa.jpg 
Jeremy James 2 years ago
How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb? None! I am a GOD. I do not change lightbulbs. You may worship me in the dark, peasant.
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mooshoflove 2 years ago
I know someone with the last name, "Hard," who's significant other wanted to get license plates that read, "HARD1" and, "2HARD." 😂🤣
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Kristin Ingersoll 2 years ago
We had a boat called the Dis-l-doo. Say it out loud. It was a very very basic boat 🤣
Samyan Elrod 2 years ago (edited)
Every time there's a naming poll at my sailing club we hormonal teenagers never fail to disappoint 😂
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Inclusion2020 2 years ago
I will always be a little early. Because i have a mom who is this person. Running through airports and missing the warm up of all my basketball games left it’s mark.
David 2 years ago
A (relative) is very "dependable' this way. If agreed time is "00" I show up at 10 or 15 knowing that if I'm LUCKY they will show up at 20 or 30. I usually bring my tablet or some other diversion to fill the wait I know is going to occur. Can't show up at 30 because if they happen to get there at 25 then all I hear is "Where were you? We were waiting?" LOL
UselessKnowledgeFont 2 years ago
I'd appreciate this text instead of guessing how late certain people will be
El is so weird (s)t(he)y 2 years ago
I read will likely be a little latte bc I haven’t had coffee yet lmao
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Epsilon 2 years ago
I dunno man I heard they can climb too so maybe up..?
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Amber The bear 2 years ago
What’s the picture even there for if it’s not going to show anything? 🤦🏻♀️
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
He may still be hibernating. I imagine this is a trailcam of his favorite tree. Maybe we should switch that cam to infrared or thermal imaging.
Tom Hardeveld 2 years ago
I wish they shared a photo to prove it instead of just a picture of the forest it might live in
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That guy Nic B. 2 years ago
When I first saw the image I thought the peel was humbling the orange
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BatPhace 2 years ago
These fückers still give me nightmares on occasion, between them and the Vashda Nurada from the library episode.... Yeesh
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Stary_cat 2 years ago
I watched a weeping angel episode when I was 7, I was so scared for 3 month of any statues. Still my favourite thing in doctor who
Danish Susanne 2 years ago
And regretting being my guardian angle because that means lots of overtime work.
martymcmatrix 2 years ago
Me after death, watching my guardian angel swiftly flying away with my other needed wing.
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Cheryl Ramsay 2 years ago
Years ago we added a deck to our house. It was hot in the small city we lived in that summer so we got ourselves a kiddie pool just like this and would sit on our new deck after work with a drink and with our feet in the "pool". Our dog liked it too!
Saint Tim the Godless 2 years ago
With extravagance like that, it's no wonder millennials can't afford houses.
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ApplePie123eat 2 years ago
Yeah, mine also gets excited every time he gets to eat a 3yo kid on the sidewalk
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ExistentialSoup 2 years ago
The other day on our morning walk, we had a pit bull launch over a fence and run at us full-speed. I grabbed my husband and waited for the impact. The dog got right up to us and was like, "hey...what's up?" Phew. I almost needed new pants.
Basil (they/them) 2 years ago
My pitt's mouth is shaped like a w like she looks like this :3 and she runs up to everyone wanting to be friends and gets so sad when they're scared of her. She got attacked by a mini aussie once cause she was trying to play :/
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Haha. my one dogs seems really vicious when people come up to my door because of the way he barks. in reality, he's just impatient for you to get into the door and pet him 😂
kath morgan 2 years ago
Owners like that are what I blame for my fear of dogs! It doesn’t matter if he’s friendly, a dog bigger than you charging towards your face is a natural thing to be wary of…
Surenu 2 years ago
Exactly. Also, I often had owners tell me "Aww he just wants to play!" Took me years to work up the courage to tell them "But I don't".
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QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Amateurs. I used to put a bout ten layers of packing tape over the "eye" and turn one of the batteries around. Always have a multi-front defense built in.
Thegoodboi 2 years ago
Ugh I just want to watch Blues Clues please don't change itttt *gets whacked with the remote*
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Before remote controls, you would have to get up, cross the room, and change the channel. Me and my siblings would battle over a show, repeatedly changing the channel back and forth, until it eventually broke. Life was rough back in the old days.
Schmoopie 2 years ago
I don't understand what they are doing in the picture. Can someone explain it for me pretty please?
Luna Crow 2 years ago
Someone is covering the sensor that picks up the signal, so the person with the remote can't change the channel
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Winter Eleven 2 years ago
No siblings but my older cousins babysat me and i knew where the black duck tape was and knew how to rip it without scissors 😈 the thing was hidden so it looked like the remote never worked and there was no buttons to change the channel. Jetix all day
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2WheelTravlr 2 years ago
I'm sorry sir, I've used up the entire round, there is no more.
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QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
I usually tell them (jokingly) that they'll need to get another block of cheese.
Pink Princess 2 years ago
I don’t like cheese. Or fast food. Or pizza. Or cheesecake. Please don’t kill me.
Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦 2 years ago
I wouldn't. You're allowed to have preferences.
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Erica Knapp 2 years ago
I don't know how to share it here, but go check out Ben Lapidus and his song Parmesan Cheese. Hysterical!!! The chorus is "I always want more parmesan, but I'm embarrassed"
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真壁まつり 2 years ago
Praise love from grandparents and the food! (If me I’d go to grandma’s home to have the finest dining experience)
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Nope. My grandkids will be brought up with a granny who knows how to call Uber Eats.
LapCat 2 years ago
I miss my granny. She passed away 2/27/23. My life has gone to absolute s**t and I could sure use her comfort and advice. 😔
️ ️lefty libra️ 2 years ago (edited)
awwww. im sorry LapCat. my grandma passed on 12/29/21. i can definetly tell you its not going to be easy. and it going to be hard. but if you need any support, i got you, alright? stay strong my friend, and i hope you get better. (PS if you need anybody to talk to, imnhere for you :))
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Happy Blue Panda 2 years ago
My son has an adopted grandma and both my parents and in laws died long before he was born. Grandma spoils him like a real grandma and he's so lucky she came into his life.
PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago
Grandma left this life almost 33 years ago........ Sometimes I hear her say, "I'm gonna have a drink o' milk.... would you like a drink o' milk?" and I always tearfully reply out loud, "Yes, Grandma, I *would* like a drink o' milk." :'-( Miss you Grandma <3
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Lois Reese 2 years ago
I know this one! This couple used to do something to each other called Surprise Charlie where they'd hold him through a doorway to make them laugh. This is Charlie being completely over it
April Pickett 2 years ago
I had a Siamese. I never had the last word with him. There was always that last meow.
Shauna Nahnah 1 year ago
It's "Unexpected Charlie"! https://images.app.goo.gl/LkqnG7xVNaqF95fr8
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martymcmatrix 2 years ago
(After overdosing the laxative nuts and successfully lighting a fire, all the dams are breaking) "Let's go! Light it up, let's go! The time for hesitation is over! Ouch! Haha, ouch! No time to wallow in the mire. If we try now, we can only lose. Cause swirl, we can't get much higher. Come on, baby, light my fire!"
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Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago (edited)
"Gee, why is this bottle fuzzy?" [turns on water] "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHH!"
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Remain still and quiet, my little ninja, and the enemy will walk past you.
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Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago
Reminds me of people saying things to pass an age test at a liquor store. "I remember when the first Star Wars movie was called simply 'Star Wars.'" "I have used a phone with a rotary dial." "The first car I bought new had hand-cranked windows."
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
We used a rotary phone on a party line, saw Star Wars in the theater, and had both am AND fm on the car radio.
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Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Bouncer: "Jesus, you're old! Come in, there's a discount running tonight for the elderly"
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Anyone old enough to have a Blockbuster membership card in their wallet is old enough to get into any establishment.
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Navindu Wijewardena 2 years ago (edited)
and then when you're halfway thru the series netflix just cancels it for some reason like they did to assassination classroom season 2
Colin 2 years ago
With Korosensei? Itwas only ever suppose to be two seasons
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Paul Scheermeijer 2 years ago
Nope. Does not work.. it stop after 3 episodes to "check if you are still watching"
Celena Camps 2 years ago
I like to watch the first couple of episodes and the last ones.. it annoys my family
John Laurens 2 years ago
They cancel it like they cancelled I am not okay with this. I’m suing.
Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
That guy has a lot to learn, those hot Cheetos burn a lot more coming out than they do going in, lol.
Anya Beboop 2 years ago
That was my own thought too...I can't even handle 2 snack bags the next day...
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Thegoodboi 2 years ago
If I get pspsps'd I just turn my head at you like "what the...?"
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Jeremy James 2 years ago
This is priorities. Sorry, but earning your animal's approval and friendship first means more to me than any human in the room.
Anya Beboop 2 years ago
I let them come to me, as that seems to happen. Then I get this " Wait she's usually scared of people..."
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Becky Samuel 2 years ago
Dwarfism in dogs gives a normal length spine but dinky legs like a corgi. This is short spine syndrome which is completely different. (Footnote: why do people upvote "facts" when they have no idea whether they're true or not or downvote facts because they don't suit their "feels").
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Mare Freed 2 years ago
This is Quasi, a German Shepard with Short Spine Syndrome. He is the best doggo in the world. He has social media accounts you can follow.
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
My best friend and I do this. And neither will the other say anything negative about their shortcomings because we're so similar and one of us will be like "well im the same way and you wouldn't say that about me soo don't say that about yourself". We really do have a great friendship 😊
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potatoe 2 years ago
Ikr, suppose I have a week to complete something, in the beginning I’m so hyped up to finished everything in two days. And I do it , just two days after the due date *due* to my procrastination
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Curly Q 2 years ago
Yeah it's like when you're in the room with your parents an Orange-Youtube worthy scene come on
Dawn Marie 2 years ago
Can't be a real kid!! He still has BOTH shoes on!! Should have at least one off by this time.
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Paul Scheermeijer 2 years ago
Forgot password -> enter new password -> *enters new password* -> password can not be the same as old password.......
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️ ️lefty libra️ 2 years ago
it just doesnt want to collaborate like, THIS IS WHAT YOURE SUPPOSED TO DO
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
My ankles love doing this and fortunately so far ive been able to fall with it. Still waiting for my body to betray me and fall the opposite direction; I know it will be soon
Cold Eagle 2 years ago
I'm not the only one? I've done this my whole life, probably several times a month now I'm older. It used to be weekly I think.
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𝔙𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔤𝔢 𝔊𝔦𝔯𝔩 2 years ago (edited)
roses are red, violets are blue, i’m going to bed, how about you?
Ione Alva-wies 2 years ago
(BP gave me this one) Roses are red, school makes me scream, I used to have dreams, now I have memes
IDidntChooseReality 2 years ago (edited)
Roses are red, cows eat grass "Woman stabs man because he refuses to eat her @ss" Thanks BP for that one
El is so weird (s)t(he)y 2 years ago
One time I gave a guy chocolates and the poem said “roses are edible, violets are too, here are some chocolates, they’re easier to chew” and one of my “friends” was being b****y and my bestie muttered “roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers, the middle ones for you” and she didn’t hear but I did and I had to cover up my snickers with a cough
The Other Guest 2 years ago
Roses are red, 10 bees make a swarm. I'm going to bed 'cause the blankets are warm. Marge's neighbor is Ned, I'm feeling dozy. Headed to bed where it's comfy and cozy.
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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
This is the exact situation that calls for crackers and cheese. Add a side of pickles if you're feeling it.
Beruthiel45 2 years ago
Every day. Aw shite and damn it, I'm going to have to boil a bloody egg.
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Mobey Drunk 2 years ago
Don't put a horse down like that. They don't need to be categorized as we do to ourselves.
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Clearly sunny 2 years ago
My older brother was the best and I sucked. Then I grew up n had a son, I was the best but taught him how to win. Now he is the best and I hate monopoly.
BeagGraineag 2 years ago
This was my house growing up and is also why, as an adult with a family of my own, Monopoly is banned in my home.
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️ ️lefty libra️ 2 years ago
it makes me feel like my alarm already went off and i just didnt hear it
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
In my case, that's too frequently the case...
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KOTLC_Fan 🇺🇦 2 years ago
and then you realize its four am and you could go back to sleep, so you do and miss your alarm
kelliewhyte_85 2 years ago
Lol when I set my alarm I have nightmares that I've overslept, just to wake up and find out that I haven't. Bloody annoying!!!
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WildHoneyPie 2 years ago
My dog does not appreciate it. She seems embarrassed by it. Kind of like "Really?" as she tries to walk away.
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
My last dog used to occasionally pee in the house for no good reason. I'd just look at him and he'd roll on his back and do the guilty shimmy. My other dog would flee outside like she was in trouble. Didn't even have to say anything, or raise a hand. Apparently my disappointed look was devastating.
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freakingbee (they/them) 2 years ago
my dad found this out early on in my parents' relationship
Paul Scheermeijer 2 years ago
Do you want some fries.. no I don't want anything........... then eat all your food....
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MontanaMariner 2 years ago
Asleep is my favorite 4-6 hours a day. No depression when you're unconscious!
N Miller 2 years ago
Dude, you need more than 4-6 hours of unconsciousness
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Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Trying to sleep that first night in a strange bed is the worst.
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A B C the Third 2 years ago
*whispers* Pssssst, they missed to censor shít *giggles like an 8yo*
Poppy 2 years ago
I always say I miss my 3 B's when I'm away. Bed, bath and bog (slang for toilet in the UK)
PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago
I love British slang <3 I didn't know this one... gonna start saying Bog now....... :-)
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
She doesn't wear the feathers as well as, say, a feathered dinosaur
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
This is exactly why I don't put outside clothes on until I'm ready to head out the door. My one dog is a mutt who's mostly beagle, pitbull and boxer but apparently he has a little golden retriever in him and it's all in his shedding abilities; he never stops shedding. Other mutt is coonhound pitbull and has a wonderful short coat that barely sheds. Still love them both the same
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Mike Rodrick 2 years ago
Story of everyone's life unless you're in the top 1%.
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PunnyPanda 2 years ago
Yeah that's why I always turn it off mid episode. Everything is written to make it "binge-worthy" these days, so that's my only hope for getting any sleep, lol. Cliff hangers kill me.
Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
That’s…how shows have always been written??? They always wanted you to come back and watch the next episode. I thought everyone knew this is how tv works.
Load More Replies... RandomHumanBean 2 years ago
I watch NCIS and other crime shows and sometimes it just is a little too much for the night so i watch dance moms until i forget about it lol
Show thyself 2 years ago
Just happened...S2 E7 out of 8. Cliffhanger... The jury is announcing their decision. Judge: "[...] guilty or not guilty?" Jury: "--" dramatic music & credits. Yay~ x.x
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Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago
My cat makes sure I get up at a reasonable time. Some days I don't need an alarm.
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SweetCheesySpaghetti 2 years ago
I knew a guy who lived in his car and delivered for Door Dash. Man's Linked In said "works from home."
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Katie Bear 1 year ago
If it keeps the doggos toe beans cool, and said doggo can be taught to wear them, they're good shoes
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️ ️lefty libra️ 2 years ago
did anyone else do the blanket cape thing and had to constantly retie the knots? childhood memories
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Just another idiot 2 years ago
I had to stop drunk shopping. Literally no lie, the last time I bought a stainless steel straight razor. I've had a full beard since I turned 19. I'm 43...
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Rylee Ann Mccusker 2 years ago (edited)
thats true dude me and my bestie boo have been besties for 15 years
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Clearly sunny 2 years ago
I do the other c**p, but sometimes I leave the dishes or laundry!😳
Load More Replies... PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago
If your kid shìt everywhere, you have bigger problems than laundry, dishes, and dinner :-/
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
Or people say it sounds rude but it wasn't?? Or wasn't intentionally. Then u ask how it was rude BUT THEY DON'T ANSWER
Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago
Or when you say something jocularly but your àsshat family members think you're serious
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KOTLC_Fan 🇺🇦 2 years ago
nonono if its 8:05 you gotta wait until 8:15 but if you miss that then its 8:30 etc
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BingeFest1 2 years ago
Honestly, I'd prefer that. The sliding ones can be a pain in the a*s and sometimes you can clamp your hand
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El is so weird (s)t(he)y 2 years ago
Yk, that mood. With the feelings yk and the things with the things?
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️ ️lefty libra️ 2 years ago
and then you wake up at 3 in the morning dying of thirst and wondering what the hail just happened
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
It just feels like the karma forgets who to take care of so it goes for me all the time
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PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago
I pour milk in bowl first, and add cereal in small amounts at a time so it never gets soggy
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Samyan Elrod 2 years ago
When you trip really loudly up the stairs next to the popular girls in the grade above ....
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Borariet 🇳🇱 2 years ago
It's why I always have a red car. Easier to find in all the black white grey
Dont Sellmyinfo 2 years ago
I’ve resigned myself to the idea of constantly being tracked by Google so google maps can remind me where my car is. Their “find my car” feature is a lifesaver.
Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago
The more likely it is to rain, the more likely you'll forget where the hêll you parked your blooming car
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beardedlizard 2 years ago
My phone could be dead and I'd still try to pull this off XD
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