Sarcasm is a gift that keeps on giving. Although not everyone is a fan of it. And I get it. Misunderstandings are common in sarcastic jokes, and if a person doesn’t figure out their tone when saying literally the opposite of what they mean, they may be the only one laughing.
Luckily, the internet is fueled by memes, the badass cousins of an IRL sarcastic joke, where references are subtle, puns are over the top, the relatable situations in question are many times worse, and the tagline doesn’t match the image. But it’s a quintessential form of online social interaction, and the virtual world would be a much blanker place without ‘em.
The Instagram page that has a whopping, pull your seat closer, 9.6 million followers, called Sarcastic_us combines them both: sarcasm and memes in hilariously relatable posts. From its sheer popularity, we can conclude this is exactly what people are looking for in social media entertainment, so I just leave the stage to it right here.
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Who else just saw "Air" and "Polar" and thought that was the joke and didn't get it for about 2 minutes...? Just me?
The openings at the front of the planes look like they're talking/laughing... I didn't see it either at first ;)
Load More Replies...Let’s face the obvious: not everyone gets sarcasm, which is a quintessential part of any joke whether posted online or told face-to-face at a dinner table. In fact, it is so prevalent that not understanding it makes you stand out. In fact, a lack of sarcasm is often one of the most common characteristics of struggling with an autism diagnosis along with things such as social and communication issues, difficulties reading body language, using different tones in their voices, and many more.
Francis Merson, clinical psychologist and founder of the Paris Psychology Centre, told Bored Panda that while definitions vary, sarcasm is generally understood as making statements whose surface meaning expresses the opposite of the intended meaning, often with humorous or mocking intent. "Sarcasm is an important social skill, which can be deployed for good or evil. It can be used to make fun of someone, like when you say 'nice hairdo' to someone who has just stepped off a rollercoaster," he said.
Bec you don't point fingers, 4 point right back and he must've looked behind the monitor n couldn't find it...
Load More Replies...If only our IT department had not locked out changing the desktop on the computers I would set this up in our ward. There are a number of co-workers whom seem to have massive trouble finding the chrome icon on the taskbar/desktop and we only have 3 things installed on the computers
Is it weird that I want this as my background even though I can find my chrome?
How many people had parents that said "you better pick that up right now"? *raises hand*
A lot of that stuff comes from the fishing industry. Nets, rope, buoys... It's not one guy being an asshat, it's a whole system that needs to be changed if we want to protect what's left of ocean life.
Ok, more than 1 idiot. Still doesnt make anyone leaving trash any better.
Load More Replies...Meanwhile, here I am returning someone else's cart to the corral, picking up someone else's litter, bringing someone else's empty glasses back to the bar...and sleeping well at night because I'm not an a*****e.
I know how you feel. God loves them even though the rest of us know they are God's assholes.
Load More Replies...The human race| more like it... Only ones who when passing-by don't just leave s**t or pee like most animals, they shed their life's belongings and leftovers.
This is from Quora. For some reason, there are countless trolling questions there about imaginary scenarios involving punishing kids for terrible reasons or punishing them disproportionately. It's been a joke there for years and people keep posting them. No imagination, trolls. Yawn.
I actually like looking at how stupid they are
Load More Replies...And the guy who commented on that is also an indian
Load More Replies...Moreover, the clinical psychologist argues that it can also promote social bonds by making light of shared experiences, "such as leaving an unpleasant death metal concert and remarking to a friend, 'Well, wasn't that lovely!'"
Interestingly, sarcasm appears to exist in some form or other in all human cultures – from Europe to the Amazon, Merson told us. "There might be variation in how sarcasm is signaled, or whether it's socially acceptable, but otherwise it seems to be a natural part of human communication."Not understanding sarcasm can often be diagnostic of a neurodevelopmental disorder, such as autism, Merson explained.
I hope this account credited the person who tweeted this in the first place
Ehem I'm 13 can I have some of those ideas for next year? I don't wanna regret anything...
I would never ever want to be 14 again. Nope, and you can't make me!
Def the 1970s or 80s...I would not want to be a teen nowadays...no thanks
Load More Replies...Apple: Your file is now the property of Apple. You will have to pay a monthly fee to have access to it
This is probably closer to the truth than people realize. I heard somewhere that Apple were looking into a subscription service for the devices they sell.
Load More Replies...Hmmm if only there was a folder named "Downloads" where all downloaded files conveniently get sent to...
Also in the files file, but yeah couldn't be any easier, maybe it should slap you when it's done too
Load More Replies...It's in the downloads folder unless you specified otherwise. You can usually find new files by opening any share option like on Messenger/WhatsApp/Instagram/Twitter and it'll either be the first thing you see or somewhere near. If not, there's usually a file browser somewhere on your phone, but if you don't like the pre-installed one, you can get one from the Play Store. This is a fuccing dumb, not "sarcastic", post. Be ashamed.
There's a literal folder called "Dowloads". It goes there. In the "Dowloands" folder. Crazy, I know.
YES it just takes up space that we need for precious pictures of family and friends, and pointless games like "It's literally just mowing"!!!
I thought I was just an idiot when I couldn't find a download on my Android. Nice to know I'm merely stupid.
You're definitely not the only stupid one. I don't have a Downloads or Files folder on my S21 Ultra. Sometimes I can find something in my Samsung Acrobat, but never the important stuff.
Load More Replies..."Indeed, the social skills training for high-functioning people on the autism spectrum usually involves learning to recognize and respond to sarcasm." Moreover, "The loss of ability to understand sarcasm can also be a sign of certain forms of dementia. So if your grandpa suddenly starts taking all your jokes literally, it could be worth getting this checked out," the clinical psychologist warned.
Incredibly, studies have also found that people who are sarcastic tend to be more intelligent and creative. Merson said that "this also makes sense theoretically, as sarcasm relies on means being able to express and understand subtle shades of tone and layers of meaning. There's a reason why Oscar Wilde said that 'Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence.'"
The clinical psychologist concluded that "it's a very easy kind of humor to use, but you need a certain amount of brainpower to use it in the first place."
Worst thing about having small ears. Head band, mask, and glasses? Nah. Try to take your mask off in your car, glasses go flying!
Sorry, I gave up earrings for covid. My mask and glasses are much more important.
Me too. But my masks were so stylish it didn't matter 🤣
Load More Replies...Thats when Eskom can actually keep the electricity on, mostly its just a blacked out sign
I live in South Africa and Eskom, our only electricity provider is currently loadshedding us. This is when the switch off the power to the entire country for hours at a time, according to a schedule. We are in our 2nd 3 hour no electricity stage as I type this. At 22h00. We are going off at 4am again tomorrow. Luckily we have a generator so can keep the lights on, but million s are sitting in the dark right now and it is raining.
Both are great... Because they obviously put some thought into these! Got their message across! You can not say folks would not notice these signs!
The first one is very inventive. You look at it and think yeah they desperately need a qualified graphic designer. Obviously. The second one is genius.
It's the difference in year made, ofc the first one still runs! Even my 1998 truck outlasted my 2014 car. Truck is at 298k miles, car crapped out at 120k
So the lesson from this is bring an American muscle car from the 1960's to any scary situation. And park it facing the way you came in for a fast getaway
My car runs like an action movie car, but looks like it's from a very boring horror movie. >.> 99 camery with 300,000 + miles, almost no clear coat left, a big dent from where my dad hit it while it was parked, dings from deer, cracks where some psycho b***h pushed me in a drivethru, ... ya know... battle scarred.
It's no secret that sarcasm plays a quintessential joke in telling and understanding jokes. So to find out more about it, we also spoke with Paige Davis, the Senior Lecturer at York St John University who specializes in Developmental Psychopathology and Developmental Psychology. “The thing is, even babies pick up on social cues,” Davis said. “If you've ever seen a baby start to join in laughing when everyone is laughing you will know this, so even if they may not understand the meaning of a joke, they will understand that the atmosphere in the room has changed and everyone is laughing.”
Addendum... Posts like this make me think this entire site is an offshoot of Facebook.
This is stolen from a nationally syndicated cartoon called "Pickles" by Brian Crane
Please watch Sad dog diary and sad cat diary on youtube. It goes with this meme LOL
*responds in my head and forgets about message*
Load More Replies...Starting to think I might know why they broke up and which one took initiative.....
Haha so funny. So relatable when your terrifying ex will literally try to murder you instead of leaving you alone. I hope this is fake
Therefore, a sense of humor will develop along with social understanding, the professor argues. “This is when we learn we are social beings in a world of other social agents. Non-verbal humor is usually developed first, so an example of this is when my youngest son had been walking for a bit (15m). If he ran into something, my partner would pretend to run into it as well and pretend to get hurt and he would begin to laugh. He had begun to understand a few things in this interaction. 1) Daddy was mimicking him, 2) Daddy wasn't really hurt, he was pretending. He knew this because of some cues e.g. Daddy was smiling.”
Yeah never understood why people take pictures of celebrities just being normal people.
Load More Replies...There are some words about to escape his mouth towards the paparazzi! (And I don’t blame him!)
When you're in a store with your kid and some a*****e with a cellphone camera is just begging for a free colonoscopy. Celebrities choose to be in the public eye 24/7. Their children do not.
But apart from celebs like the kardashians who make money from their existance, many celebrities just wanted to be actors/singers/artists and maybe wished to be able to choose the job they get AND be able to pay bills from it. I don't know if most of them really knew what they would be facing after that random breakthrough. And even if they did on a logical level, it's not the same as experiencing the zero-privacy-life. In this case, RDJ pretty much knows how early-in-life limelight can mess people up.so yeah.... I'd probably run, Mr Insensitive-photographer
Load More Replies...Kid: suck it up dad, you don't have any true powers, hence spiderman, Without your suit you are nothing....
The pineapple has turned its attention to Magneto. It must be full of iron-y.
That is the most nerdy, geeked out, fantastic, genius of a joke. I applaud you dude!
What also makes it perfect is the fact that Wolverine didn't age as much as the others.
I like how Hugh Jackman has the same drink🤣🤣....And James and Patrick have their legs folded the same way...🤣🤣
You need to watch that (lower) interview. It is hilarious! (on the Graham Norton show)
Load More Replies...the middle and the right person above are younger versions of characters and below are older versions. On left is still the same Wolverine who does not age 😀
Load More Replies...It's the stupid fashion media accusing a celebrity of 'recycling' a dress they wore once before. If anyone believes that you can only wear one outfit once, then they need institutionalising.
Load More Replies...I went to high school with a girl whose entire identity was being the person who never wore something twice. I understand that she was a kid, but she was incredibly entitled and bratty. Senior year, her mom was arrested for shoplifting. To say she was embarrassed was an understatement.
MY mother said this all the time. That is why I now have insane shopping anxiety. The shopping never ended!
Because it's not polite to be a spoilt pretty please princess wannabe who wears a dress just once...
No one actually says that 😂 I've had tops well over ten years and most of my coats and jackets are over two and three decades old. And were from charity shops anyway! Eventually I might dye them another colour or change buttons but my clothes last until they're worn out 😊
Where I live we pride ourselves on finding bargains at the op shop, so we wear our favourites as many times as we can! If I lose/gain weight or get really bored of something I just donate it back to there again! If something is good enough to be sold secondhand it usually is a fairly good quality too.
Load More Replies...Forever 21 caused this issue in high school for some (very early 2000s). I worked at Plato's Closet (resale shop) and wore my fave stuff all the time and really didn't care about that. Seriously, I would go to some friends' house and their room would be covered in clothes.
Davis explained that pretend play evolves around 18 months, “so this is the beginning of being able to pretend things are different from reality. Linguistic jokes take a lot longer to understand.” The professor argues that the first thing it takes to get a joke is the ability to understand language. But this alone, though, is not enough. “For a joke to be funny, the person who is listening needs some higher-level cognitive skills, so to be able to think flexibly, understand that there are double meanings for things, and in many cases, the person needs an understanding of how their social world works.”
“A study just published this month looked at practical jokes and found that there was a relationship between age, false belief understanding (the ability to understand someone can hold a belief that is false while another person knows the truth), inhibitory control (so being able to control your actions or inhibit thoughts or actions that you would want to do), and language ability relate to the ability to understand and engage in practical jokes (Wang & Wang, 2021).” Moreover, siblings also make a child more likely to get a joke, Davis added. “It takes a lot of cognitive skills to be able to get a joke,” she stated.
Literally all kids with a refrigerator have done this. And everyone has relationship stress
I still do n teach my kids too ... And after watching Madagascar, they even reopen it to look for a penguin... Ninja....
This is me every time I ask someone their name. I pretend to listen but forget to actually listen.
Like all of us going through school, engineering and most matchbox factory capitalist run educational...
I couldn't walk nor talk, and all I did was scream and s**t myself.
Oh you poor thing. I can relate, i was the same way unless i started gettin my a** beat for doing so....now i use the toilet like a normal human
Load More Replies...Two little boys are outside playing. One says, "I gotta pee." The other says "Me too," and they go behind a bush to pee. One looks at the other's junk and says "why does your peepee look like that?" "Oh, when I was born, mommy & daddy had my circumcised. That's when they cut the flap of skin off your peepee." "Wow, did it hurt?" "Hurt? I couldn't walk for a year!"
3 years? My kids walked before 1. It's been awhile but I don't remember calls from medical journals asking about the miracles.
When asked if jokes could tell us something about our personalities, Davis said that this goes back to the old born with it or blank slate argument. “So are we born with this personality that develops and therefore we are geared toward certain types of jokes? What I would argue is that life experience and social interaction will intimately shape how we respond to jokes and what jokes we like later,” the professor said.
“I'm a Vygotskian and what Vygotsky theorized was that when we learn words we associate other words and feelings with the word we are learning, so this would mean that certain jokes would be more funny to a person because they would be associated with that person's experiences,” Davis explained. “So words or scenarios that are more familiar or meaningful to a person will resonate more with them. It might not tell us about personalities, but it certainly tells us about experiences,” she concluded
Did you enter the correct question into the calculator? Did you check the result of the calculator against 10 more, in case this one is faulty?
Are you sure you read the answer correctly? Do you have the calculator in the correct mode? Are you SURE you have 10 fingers to count this on?
Load More Replies...I thought I was the only one who did this. Although I don’t believe it’s a bad thing to make sure you get the right answer. Exams do crazy things to your brain.
That calculator has been through wars, tornadoes, and wildfires at least.
I have an embarrassing amount of simple equations in my calculator because I don't trust myself
my calculator history is worse than my search history. credit: a random girl in algebra
*while getting the burger and fries* sorry I had to do that
Load More Replies...Set your alarm 7 (or 9 or 10 minutes, whatever time your snooze is) later. Don't snooze. Turn off the alarm when it goes off, give yourself 7 seconds to get up. Takes a few days to get used to it, but works wonders for most people. Snoozing alarms makes you more tired than you think. And don't worry about being late, hitting 30 minutes of snooze costs more time than setting your alarm 7 minutes later than usual. You have time to get dressed and get out the door properly
Need you to come and coach me from the bedside on this one I'm terrible
Load More Replies...You obviously have no future. Don't bother getting up; it's not worth it.
I'm I the only one who thinks David Tennant breathing down their necks is a good thing?
Yesterday I was checking out with the new Hostess Lemon Baby Bundt Cakes. The person in front of me had nothing but fruits and veggies. I looked at the cashier, and said, "look at the difference." She replied, " She has longer to live."
It's certainly quaint that you're still paying in cash money. Could be worse. You might have written a check.
At Safeway, while you're trying to rush bagging your items. Cashier "Do you have Airmiles?" Me: *Stops bagging and searches for wallet. Takes out wallet. Searches and extracts card.* LASER FLASH *BEEP * Now blind. Puts card and wallet back in pocket. Continues bagging. Cashier: "That'll be $78.50. How would you like to pay?" Me: *stops bagging.* "Debit...." Oo Dammit I have to get my wallet out again. *Gets wallet. scans card.* continues bagging while another customer is already getting rung up. *Pressure Intensifies*
Me: does everything more slowly because the other person obviously needs a lesson in patience.
I like my world slightly out of focus . . . makes it easier to ignore people.
I wanted to think of an arguement, but I really can't see any. XD
My cat comes and sits on me purring if I'm sick in bed. They care. But they're not dogs and have different ways to show it.
I was in a car accident and needed to be picked up by friends (broken ribs, bruised all to hell). They kept me at their apt before taking me home the next day (accident was near their place). Their TOTALLY ANTISOCIAL ASSHAT OF A CAT who would normally hiss at anyone, came up to me and curled up on my lap, purring. My friends were like WTF?. Yeah, cats are different.
Load More Replies...I think this one is a myth. Cats will mourn themselves to death. My Grandma's cat was fit as a fiddle, but died one week after she did. I had two cats who were litter mates. One got sick. It was feline leukemia. Two days later, the second one got sick. Turns out, second one had had a bad heart all his life, but had done just fine up to that point. He died one day before the other one. No reason for them to have gone at the same time. And when my aunt got sick, the cat laid down by her side and for about 28 hours, only left to go pee and eat a little. Stayed curled up in the crook of her elbow until my aunt died.
Ok, I'm gonna cry and not trying to hide it! Cats are very affectionate and mourn their loved ones, their behaviour is just very different from dogs.
Load More Replies...Happens, u gotta move on... What do humans do to replace a dead pet? Reinstall
I'm 58, Dr told me most of my joints r 80, n phys therapist said I have the tendons n cartilage of a marionette!
I'm 15, all my joints are 54, my back is 32 maybe, and my brain is either 8 or 65.
I have fibromyalgia- my whole body is knackered. It's ageing in dog years
I swear. I am 13 and I have all these issues. My back constantly hurts my knees suck ass and my feet. Oh my poor feet.
It might be in your personal nature, but not simply because you're a woman. We're not all shameless teases.
Load More Replies...It is whiney..the sarcasm comes from the response about a marathon, not from the flirt post
Load More Replies...Got to respect somebody who's not actually playing games. Pretending you want a relationship but staying on dating apps that's just games
My daughter begging me to help her meet the word count requirements: I don't know what else to say!!! Me: have you tried "I do not know what else I can possibly say"?
As a french student, putting don't in essays counts as 2 words, doesn't it in actual English classes for native English speakers ?
Same for the rest of Europe: don't is just a contraction of "do not", which counts as two words still.
Load More Replies...English teacher here. Never use contractions in your essays! Also, definitely do not ever use the word "you". Always stick to the third person. If you need to pose a hypothetical for some reason, say "if one were to..." for example. Also, never ever use "I". Certainly don't say "I think" or "I believe". Just say it. You believe it to be true, that's why you're writing an essay and arguing it. These basic tenets will make your essay stronger, I promise you. No teacher or professor is going to deduct from your score because you didn't use "I" or "you" or broke up your contractions lol.
I just add 20 lines of A at the bottom spaced far enough apart from the main test so the system counts it
I just go to the bottom of the page, change the color to white and type a bunch of random stuff. IT WORKS
Husband was never seen again. Wife's rose garden is winning awards.
Husband's right arm is already starting to disappear due to his wife's pissing off disrupting the time-space continuum and absorbing him into oblivion.
I mean, she did think she could save starving people with clothing instead of food so.....
No matter what I think about Jake, this photo will always be between my fav ones XD
I would be more careful with words. Maybe she ate her last husband.
What about any type of metal grid... Must be avoided at all costs!
Load More Replies...I used to walk only on the tar parts of the road but stopped doing it. Randomly I’ll catch myself only staying on the black tar lines in a parking lot.
Yes. And two steps per sidewalk square, but you can make adjustments in case of size difference in places, but they all must be consistent. And pattern in everything.
Mom's been dead for years but I still worry about breaking her back.
Mature me: I won't die....just try it.... you're grown now...maybe not... better safe...
for me it is different, I stay awake so much if I blink I fall asleep, then I get so little sleep that my brain is like "ah, f**k it. I don't need any sleep at all" then I wake up at six (okay, two things: 1 I go to bed at one. 2 sorry about my run on sentence)
"You certainly are . . . . . . . Oh oh . . .NOW was the time to lie oh okay . . .gooood to know . . . . ."
Let us know when you find, that something.
Load More Replies...Just found out I may have cancer...can't get a CT Scan cuz the State of Californias health care system was Ransome-wared...Millions of folks affected: No tests, No meds. No imaging. They're "working on it" and have been for the last THREE Weeks...I've had a long, good life...all I can think about is someone's child who needs care NOW...🥺...or Anyone needing insulin etc...to survive. 🤯
I hope things are resolved soon. That sounds terrible.
Load More Replies...Marrying a doctor/nurse so that you don't have to pay thousand dollars every time when something gets stuck in your kid's nose
Idk if you still can, but my mom took me to the fire department when I stuck screws up my nose as a toddler and they helped out without charge
Load More Replies...*Me after blinking once in math class [I completely agree with the comments down here]
Me after paying full attention in math class.
Load More Replies...Me after sitting through math class, watching a tutorial, having it explained one-on-one, reading the chapter, and working the problem out.
Me paying full attention in math class, understanding the notes and materials, only to do the homework with equations 50 times more complicated than what was learned in math class, even having questions on things that weren't even covered.
My son asked me the other day what the difference is between an introvert and extrovert. After I told him he looked at me and said, "I don't think I'm either, I guess that makes me a pervert". (He's 9 and had no clue what that meant)
I think you have introverts and incels mixed up. I'm an introvert and the second image would be more like me draped over some furniture exhausted and worried about how awful the world is, 3rd image would be me cringing and maybe crying at how awful people can be, 4th would be maybe a fairy unicorn scientist fixing everything like the environment and cruelty while creating drones that distribute resources fairly, curing homelessness and famine, and building space ships the size of countries so no one has to fight over territory, and discovering how to transform energy into matter via printers that can make food and medicine for everyone. That last one might be a bit tough to fit in one frame though...
Nope. It’s just the morons who make headlines…
Load More Replies...American super hero movies made by Americans tend to have a very America centric audience. Who'd've ever thunk? Watch some international films or documentaries, not DC or Marvel movies if you want to see the world. In all honesty who's watching a superhero movie looking to expand their geographical knowledge?
This is very funny considering the Avengers leave the US literally all of the time
And yet they never really considered those other countries and their laws, did they? I think i recall a massive problem from that.... 🤔
Load More Replies...A map of on New York rather than the US as whole would have made more sense.
So what ?? How about moaning about all the Bollywood films only being set in India etc....
No, I think it's like the super heroes in Avengers act like they're saving the world and forgetting America isn't the only country in the world. These people save the planet and yet the whole thing is only set in the US. I've never watched it so I might be wrong.
Load More Replies...Civil War was literally about them blowing up a building in a separate part of the world. And then there's Budapest.
Yes. And did not half of their group see it as the right thing, as a 'ends justify means' kind of thing? Did it not create discontent when a world (!) organization asked them to be placed under some kind of guidelines? To be honest, i found that storyline super interesting because both sides had good points - but in the end, they didn't havr the balls to return to it and instead just pretended everythinf can be forgotten and wait - did the same old s**t again!!! Just decided to undo the deaths of millions, have them return without thinking about consequences and just deciding for themselves and their own benefits. As a non american, i found it frustrating.
Load More Replies...How supervillains think: Hmmmm, I want to destroy the world, how should I do that? Oh I know, I'll just go to where all the people with abilities to stop me are, I'm sure it will go well!
I was so disappointed the bunny isn't a thing I can buy...
Load More Replies...That's kinda funny, not funny but truly a double standard rule for a lot of people.
My daughter told me she "looks awesome" and I "look terrible." Next word I'm teaching her: horrendous
My 6yo daughter did the same thing then told her dad that it would cost him $500 for her to do his makeup for him 🤣
I wish I was able to still go without sleep like a young person! Nowadays I get grumpy if I miss my afternoon nap.
I'm still young and if I don't sleep for a good 8 hours or more I'll be useless all day
Load More Replies...Every morning, except the weekend, where I can go to bed at 11 and get up at 6
Load More Replies...Oh man I'm struggling right now. 2 hours of sleep and wanting to to die. Had to keep an eye on my pup cuz he's a special kind of idiot; was also paranoid and worried. He's perfectly fine now and I feel like exhausted grumpy garbage
La Familia KNOWS not to make contact til I've had coffee & quiet time I'm the AM or I look like that 👆 just substitute slithering reptiles for the tresses and Saber Tooth toofies...😈
Poor choice of photos. This child was executed because he watched the TV show in North korea.
And the look gets worse in direct relation to the enthusiasm of the "Congratulations". I was on the receiving end of this as a kid. Now I'm the congratulator 😂
Hit the NEXT button (arrow pointing right/bottom), then hit the back button (top), and the video is ready. Takes a couple of seconds. Can do this for mid-video ads, too. Your welcome.
GLOBAL WARMING paying for the excess electricity WASTED if there were no ADS
YT Premium...a gift from the Divine...for a small fee of course...Worth it!! 😁
Agree 100%. I call that 15 dollars a month a health expense. I can’t believe some creators have 10 videos on a 2 minute video. It’s almost as bad as those click bait pages that make you click next after a 15 second read or food bloggers that share memories of when they first tasted whatever they are cooking and take the time to link everything to Amazon. It’s maddening.
Load More Replies...There's really people out there still not using adblock and vance? Really?
this happened to me a couple of weeks ago when i had my first anxiety attack ever. first all those ads and then, thankfully for YT removing dislikes, when clicking on a Video you dont know if its helpful or not so that you can click right off. A YT short helfen then..
My art teacher at high school probably remembered me for a long time. He was a creep and any girl that bent over to pick up something he would pat her ass (short skirts). Then one day after he had inappropriately touched most of us girls he dropped something and as he was right beside me I got up and slapped him hard on his ass. Everyone laughed, including me, and then I got sent to the principals office. I explained why I'd done it, playing all innocent and said but he does that to us and that's what I thought we did when we see an ass. I could tell he was struggling not to laugh and just gave me a book and sit in the outer office until the end of art class. They never did anything to the teacher even though he had done it for years and he was reported hundreds of times. Tenure.
It’s a new day! Some folks are moaning and groaning about “woke” culture and cancel culture… Woke just means people are starting to talk about sh*t that was swept under the rug before. Get a good lawyer, draw attention through the media to the school and administration; start naming names: the perpetrator and everyone who had knowledge and did nothing to protect you. Mr. Grabby-A** will be gone like a flash if he’s not already; they’d all start throwing each other under the bus. It’s not too late. Sorry you had to go through that. It sucks.
My first grade teacher did the same to me. Said I looked the same, just bigger. I admire her ability to remember names and faces, I can't remember most of my students 6 months after they leave my class. If tell me their name and the school they were at, I can place them immediately though
The reality is most teachers remember only the very best and the very worst students.
Omg yes, can you please just ignore me so that I can ignore you in peace like I do everyone else
Well its better when a crazy old one comes into you work place and you have to take her order for a few hours, then get to deal with her for how ever the long the ticket event is for... I had worked at a bakery that did cakes. Thankfully it was a short date, she never once recognized me in the stupid uniform we had to wear. Thankfully. She was a very high energy totally completely in LOVE with her subject. She drove everyone nuts with it, students and staff alike. College level course, she taught Political Science. No one should be that excited...
This is the most brilliant version of the joke I’ve heard barely ten thousand times so far. Thanks from Budapest, Hungary.
My girlfriend is a Pole dancer. - Really? - Yes, she's from Warsaw and she loves to dance.
Oh God I heard that before with mexico they said "M" it was Mexico City XD
Load More Replies...Not a Friends fan by any means but that hair makes me a Joey fan 😍
Load More Replies...And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.
Load More Replies...Gee look a time when every man didn't have a beard...yet some morons argue with me saying that this current beard fad will not fade away....
The most assured act to give you all the anxiety you would ever need. Sheesh!
Is it just me, or do 5S iPhones run out on 25%? (Sorry iPhone I'm judging your battery)
Modern phones charge up so fast that battery is never really issue. Imagine having so power hungry devices like we have now but charging would take same as the old cellphones.. Charging my current phone from 0-100% takes probably 1,5 hours, with the charging power like Nokia 3310 had this phone would take 15 hours to charge from 0-100%. It was okay back then when your phone would need to be charged once a week but now when I definitely could drain the battery in couple of hours if I wanted to the fast charging is kind of essential.
My phone was at 5% so i plugged it in and it went 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,0 (one point per second) and I thought it was going to die right there but then the count slowly started going back up at the usual rate.
Sounds like you need to recalibrate your battery
Load More Replies...Lol, I'm assuming you're AroAce?
Load More Replies...Fr. I don't think I'll ever find him. Especially since I'm currently in love with a fictional character.
Anybody else see what's wrong here? 65? Pretty sure that sux is only supposed to go up to 5 😂
I get it but its off . . . .its the characters: they arent right for the situation.
Watch the scene from Carry On Cleo where Caesar and Hengist meet Cleo
I'm still pissed at him, George R.R. and whoever wrote that episode.
Same thing with my insulin pump… saved by the infusion set tegaderm tape where it’s inserted… drops off, unclips, miss area to clip especially when trying to be discreet and not looking but feeling (headsmack) lol
Sometimes my phone falls on the ground and the only way I can reach it is with the charger and the few moments in which I have to rely on the charger to not let it fall are so stressful
All for show. They never built proper sewerage systems for the Burj. They take away the s**t in trucks. Trucks! Ridiculous
Load More Replies...Dubai is built on the blood of slaves. Also the tallest building in the world has no sewar connections so there's miles of poop trucks.
Waste of Moneyland... Everything costs, an arm , a leg a sheikh, a car, some plastic cards of different colors in each Emirate, tons of sitting in traffic, not getting to do anything except walking miles and miles in mall visits... I collected 1 millions step pints in 8 different apps ..
I'm there right now! Waiting for my next connection at the airport. Did you know they have Rolex wall clocks?
I no longer say the word Dubai, my dog thinks I'm saying "the fly" fricken chaos
I think they want you to play along with their fake perfect social media life and not expose their lies about traveling the world. I think?
Load More Replies...Waking up at 5 am on holidays so you can waste your whole day in a better way.
I do this on the weekend. Get all the cleaning and errands done by 8am and the whole day is yours!
Load More Replies...Cuz u can sleep on flight, bus , trip, and after arriving... Can't do that at work.
Okay but you went to bed at half past 2am and woke up at 4 that day for traveling, hyped up on antici
I prefer waking up for school rather than travel, I hate travelling and love it and hate it and love it-
My mother when i compare my younger sibling to me right after she compared us
Our math sir made us emotional when he talked about his wife's tragic death.
Load More Replies...Had a teacher who 80% of his "lecture" was about his personal life, (when he actually showed up for class. Yeah, he did that too. Every other teacher/staff/etc had to fill in for him Last Minute too. Did learn so much more outside of the one subject the class was about. It was a lighting/set design class in theatre. So it turned out ok) but not a fun time trying to not laugh at the ridiculously crazy drama this guy had outside of work. Really crazy off the wall stuff too. Trying to not bust out laughing was what me and my few fellow classmates had to do. Guy was nutter then 🐿💩
I had a high school Algebra teacher whose husband died in a horse riding accident. The walls of the classroom were decorated in pictures of her riding horses and she constantly talked about him. She barely took any time off work after the accident. I used to be sad wondering if she couldn't afford to take proper time off to grieve or maybe working was the best way for her to cope.
Load More Replies...For me my biology teacher would talk about her previous work back when she was a doctor
I had a high school literature teacher talk about drinking a bottle of Nyquil and passing out in her bathtub every night. As a kid, I thought she was cool and funny. Not so funny now. Thinking back on my high school experiences and how so many of my teachers would be fired today. I had one teacher who would smack and kick kids who fell asleep. Another teacher went on an extended, homosexual bashing rant b/c the news interrupted his TV program to announce Freddie Mercury's death. My Biology teacher overheard me complaining to a friend about gaining a little weight. He came up behind me and said "but you're gaining weight in all the right places." 🤮 Crazy times. On a lighter note, one of my teachers skipped around the classroom and sprinkled glitter on our heads and desks.
My 5th period US History Teacher came back from lunch totally hammered...It was 50min of Korean War Stories...for an entire year...😶
there was another one where it was "Three words. Say it and I'm yours" "I've got food?" "You know me so well."
We had 4 holidays and I still haven't done my homework- Tomorrow is school-
I was assigned ahead long project and I've done about 2 things on it. I know I'll be finishing it the week before it's due.
And when your mother would call you by your full first and last name, you know you are serving some serious time.
I saw a video when lady called her hubby by his name And his reaction was "what? What did I do? What day it is?!"
Went to my grandads funeral and people I've never met full named me. I've never went by the full name and it was super weird.
There were 15 in my mom's family and grandma would have to go through the whole list to get the right one, but here's the kicker, she had 28 grandchildren and always remembered us! There were 5 generations alive when she died, and there were 200 grandkids.
Load More Replies...Don’t forget if the middle name was used as well, then you were in even more serious trouble.
The next picture is missing, it is were he realises that it is actually an automated text saying "your credit has expired"
Turn your phone off at night, wake when you decide to. When was the last time you EVER had a good phone call in the middle of the night?
Better question: when was the last time I had a phone call at all in the middle of the night? All the calls I don't want are when I'm at work anyway.
Load More Replies...historians will look at this and determine 2 types of people, smart ones (ones like this), and people who waste their time. i just watched youtube in that time.
Load More Replies...Nope. They won't let you turn off your camera anymore. And if you don't stay right in front of it (like if you get up to go to the bathroom without asking) you get in trouble. Oh, and if you don't log on in time, you're counted absent for the whole damn day. Even if you sit through the whole class anyway. At least that's how online learning was for my son last year. He's 13. Remote learning was an absolute NIGHTMARE.
Hey, that's how I do my job. XD David, if you're seeing this, it's a joke.
Green; The amount of water I drink at bedtime . Red; the amount I need to pee at 3 AM.
More like the amount of water i have generally in green and the amount of water i drink during meals
She looks like she has a headache. I often massage my temples at the same position when I have a headache
It's cancer. Or a heart attack if you're a man. Or you're pregnant if you're a woman. There are no other options.
Lol or flipping her hair. It doesn't always work some boys don't go for that sort of flirtation. I don't miss that part of my youth at all.
I knew a girl who completely changed her voice when talking to teachers or other adults. Girl already had her customer service voice in 7th grade.
Yo if you hear me changing my voice near boys is because I don't want to get into explanations with them about why I am talking like a dude-
I have the habit of changing my voice tone- Not only in front of guys , but also girls LMAO
It's a complicated disease so your health insurance does not cover it and we can bill you One Million Dollars!
And if we try prescribing you any tablets we bill you 1 septillion dollars more
Load More Replies...Why in the world were you downvoted? I gave it back.
Load More Replies...Why are corners the warmest part of the room? Because they're 90 degrees.
But what if I have a designer house with a 25 degree corner?
Load More Replies...Considering you sat in class for a semester (or a week, or some time), are you really surprised this is coming?
I love being alone at a restaurant reading a book. Have I just learnt to embrace my pain?
You're never alone, when you have an imaginary friend. 😉
Load More Replies...I once read and understood hundreds of comments about a bunch of people arguing about the amount of seasons in their countries. India and USA won
😂😂I'm laughing because we both get why India won
Load More Replies...YUSSSS The scene after they had seen their exam results I think
Load More Replies...Why u talking like that. Talking like your David Attenborough from a nature documentary
Load More Replies...I wish. I get one go at it at the DMV office a la "we'll do it live"
Load More Replies...This comment is so adorable and so damn hilarious both at the same time. Thank you for making my day
Load More Replies...OMG I am so happy I am not the only one who knew what this was from!!!
Load More Replies...Or when you are born a few minutes before (yes it happened to me)
Load More Replies...Waste of education? No social skills? First impression is everything . . .
With a random shitty quote you found on Instagram
Load More Replies...I don't get why/how some people can look pretty and dramatic while crying. I look like uncooked ground beef.
Lol when i ho into the bathroom to cry and i look in the mirror and realize how stupid i look while crying and stop crying 😂
Last Christmas my daughter invited me to spend Christmas eve afternoon with her, partner and her 3 kids. As I'd had her eldest two overnight for a couple of days I was exhausted and on Christmas eve morning her partner picked the kids and their presents up and he would come back a few hours later for me. I decided to take a nap and set my alarm so I could grab a shower before getting picked up. I was so tired I didn't realise that instead of putting my phone on silent I switched it onto flight mode. My daughter couldn't get hold of me to ask what time I wanted to be picked up so they all piled in the car to come check on me. She also brought my gifts and told me that I was obviously too tired for a little party and then went home. I went back to bed lol
Yes it is Umbrella Academy. Vanya and Number Five.
Load More Replies...Although when your long-distance partner has homophobic parents chatting at night is the only thing you can really do...
I hope everything will go well and you both can meet
Load More Replies...I do it to demonstrate I'm here actually giving attention to the conversation
I too hate my spouse fellow adults. Hmm yes, toxic relationships, hmm yes very adult
I just want a brain that doesn't scramble the numbers up and then laughs at me for even trying to math.
I understand this perfectly, if you look at the equation at the top as it cascades down, it clearly shows the chance of you not going to summer school this year.
And then you're sobbing on your bed because of school work just 10 minutes later
My grandson aged 5 has spent the last 2 nights with me and his bed is beside mine. At 2am he woke up and saw I was on my phone and asked what I was doing. Told him that I was looking at floor plans for the houses I want to build if I ever become rich. Unfortunately for him he found that very interesting so instead of sleeping he was telling me what kinds of things I should have in my house, bedrooms and everything else and what toys he wants in his bedroom. After about an hour of him talking he fell asleep.. I then fell asleep myself myself and I woke up to him saying oh and a ball pool with hundreds of millions of balls! Looked over and he was talking in his sleep
Nope, my girlfriend broke up with me cause of the stupid church of christ >:P
Yeah, tell that to the next ones so they are aware before dating you
Load More Replies...you know when you play a game on expert despite having no prior idea of what the hell you're doing? yeah thats my life
Look down for brain's help, look sideways for friends' help, look up for God's help. All of them decline.
Look down in preparation, side for inspiration and up in desperation.
Load More Replies...am I the only one who likes calls, video calls, and irl meets best? (then again all my friends are long distance sooo)
The battery's so full that it's warning you it's going to explode
Load More Replies...I really think somebody needs to read up what the definition of 'sarcasm' is.
No I think, maybe that's the creators mark? Some people like me draw comics and stuff, and I have a mark I put at the top right of every one. I've been doing it now for 5 years!
Load More Replies...If it was russia, she would ask for a washing machine and, maybe not to rape children while there
While she spreads her legs for every douche bag who flirts with her.....if your join the military out of hs just dump your gf/bf you will save yourself so much agony
Different teacher seat kids differently
Load More Replies...It isn't growing. It is being pushed upwards by the shifting of the tectonic plates beneath it. If somebody lifts something above their head, it doesn't grow it just gets higher.
I must be as dumb as a door nail. I have 2 college degrees and I do not understand this one. Would someone be so kind as to explain this one to me please?
"The 1080 and 720 in 1080p and 720p stand for vertical screen resolution, or height, in pixels."
Load More Replies...I believe they are actually talking about pixels. Lol. 360p, 720p, 1080i/1080p. Etc.
FOUR you can’t reply to this conversation anyMORE, see, they rhyme :)
Load More Replies...For this communication there is a lack of communication. Something wrong with actually communicating? Could save a lot of time . . .
What starts with "f" and ends with "r". No it doesn't. Makes just as much sense.
Almost every time BP says something is sarcastic, it isn't. I don't understand. Some meta sarcasm joke?
Load More Replies...Noooo, realyyyy??? (The sarcasm is on us tonight)!!!
Load More Replies...Gosh this is a very bad post, not in line at all with usual BP quality ...
Sarcasm aside, I thoroughly enjoyed this post and laughed at many of these!
Load More Replies...These memes seem to be made by desi boys who likely failed college
We can add 'sarcasm' to the list of words that no longer have meaning, I guess.
Just in case those at Bored Panda need to know this; Definition of sarcasm 1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain 2a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b: the use or language of sarcasm.
Almost every time BP says something is sarcastic, it isn't. I don't understand. Some meta sarcasm joke?
Load More Replies...Noooo, realyyyy??? (The sarcasm is on us tonight)!!!
Load More Replies...Gosh this is a very bad post, not in line at all with usual BP quality ...
Sarcasm aside, I thoroughly enjoyed this post and laughed at many of these!
Load More Replies...These memes seem to be made by desi boys who likely failed college
We can add 'sarcasm' to the list of words that no longer have meaning, I guess.
Just in case those at Bored Panda need to know this; Definition of sarcasm 1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain 2a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b: the use or language of sarcasm.
