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The story about the couple at a Coldplay concert who are apparently having an extramarital affair is just what the internet needed.

It happened a few nights ago at a Coldplay concert near Boston in the U.S.

As is common during large concerts or sporting events, a ‘kiss cam’ was used, wherein a roving camera films various people in attendance and broadcasts their image onto jumbotron screens that are visible throughout the venue.

Highlights
  • Chris Martin unexpectedly revealed his CEO's affair during a Coldplay concert, surprising the audience.
  • The revelation quickly went viral, sparking a wave of humorous memes and jokes online.
  • Fans and social media users creatively reacted, amplifying the incident's notoriety.

At one point, the Coldplay kiss cam settled on a middle-aged-looking couple, whose reaction to being filmed started a chain of events that is still spiraling out of control.

Immediately after seeing themselves snuggling together on camera, the woman, who has since been identified as Kristin Cabot, turned around and covered her face with her hands.

The man she was with, who has since been identified as Andy Byron, awkwardly crouched down, out of view.

While narrating the kiss cam shots, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin said that the pair’s strange behavior was likely because: “They’re either having an affair or they’re just very shy.” 

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For a few brief moments, the entire crowd was focused on the couple, who was desperately trying to disappear. Eventually, the concert went on as planned.

But internet sleuths weren’t finished with the couple just yet. 

In a matter of hours, the pair’s entire history and seeming affair became a hot topic on Reddit, and a sizzling story for other online publications.

Byron was discovered to be the CEO of Astronomer.io, a company that “helps organizations build, deploy, schedule, and monitor data pipelines as code.”

His concert mate, Kristin Cabot, is the company’s CPO, Chief Personnel Officer.

Byron is believed to be married with children. His wife, Megan Kerrigan Byron, has even deleted her social media page since the incident went viral.

According to various media, “shortly before taking down her profile, she deleted her surname from her account.”

Now, as people the world over take in the story, a tidal wave of memes, gifs, and one-liners has “brought the internet together,” just in time for the weekend.

One post sums it all up: “Coldplay didn’t just play music—they dropped lore, triggered a public breakup arc, broke LinkedIn, and somehow united the timeline. That’s not a concert, that’s a cultural reset. Can’t wait for the documentary.” 

As is sometimes the case with viral stories, even brands are getting in on the action. 

Image credits: tiderescue

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Tweet mocking Coldplay’s recent singles amid Chris Martin exposing CEO’s affair at Coldplay concert, sparking hilarious memes and jokes.

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oubobcat35758
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6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

CEO saves co-worker’s life with Heimlich.

A S
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6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm definitely going to hell for laughing as hard as I did at this... 😅

Hidden Panda
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6 months ago

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Not funny, cause the real single once are those betrayed on.

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    Screenshot of a tweet discussing Chris Martin exposing a CEO's affair during a Coldplay concert, sparking memes.

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    realenancy170
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I would have had no idea who these people were.

    Shane S
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    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if only 1 had stayed and waved at the camera, it would have been played off as the other hiding being camera shy. When you’re caught, you’re caught. There’s no use in trying to hide it.

    A S
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    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the best part. Karma got them through their own guilty behavior...😳🫠🤭

    #3

    Two shocked cartoon characters inspired by The Scream, used in memes reacting to Chris Martin exposing CEO's affair at Coldplay concert.

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    WindySwede
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Portraying Fail, Fall, Fell, Fool. But not Feal. 🙃

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    Dragons Exist
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's amazing how BP WASN'T late to this, usually their stories have died down by the time they post about them, but this time the tweet in the screenshot has 31k likes and now it has 81k likes

    #4

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    Dragons Exist
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, now time for the internet to go back to its regularly-scheduled chaos

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    Dragons Exist
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    6 months ago

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    How can she see? Eye holes? Is it thin enough to see though?

    #8

    Collage with a smiling man, a deep-sea sub, orcas jumping, and Chris Martin laughing at a Coldplay concert joke.

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    Flo
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are gold, especially because people will be b*tching about stuff like this which makes it EVEN funnier.

    WindySwede
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fail to grasp #3? But guess #4 is that sport event with the kiss camera?

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    Cooking Panda
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda wanna be in their group chat🤣

    WindySwede
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the only thing there is *blocked* ?

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    Sue
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proof positive that you don't need intelligence or common sense to be a CEO.

    WalterWhiteSavannah
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonus points for giving serious Marjorie taylor Greene vibes in this still.

    Scott Rackley
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be in the next Zoom meeting

    #12

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    Serial pacifist
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not over until the fat lady/Coldplay sings.

    Cydney Golden
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So to add to Rick Rolled we now have Coldplayed.

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    Ravenkbh
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the wh@re you rode in on

    okpkpkp
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have done this with my wife. She got off easy.

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    Mreoww
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys (commenters below), since when do men own muscles?

    Auntriarch
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good point, however I think the bulges in her arms are mostly where she's leaning on his forearms and it's pushing her flesh into that shape.

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    Lowrider 56
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, she does kinda look buff!!

    Jorie
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    Maybe it's me, but she looks like a guy in drag. Between the muscular arms and the strong jawline, I wonder.............

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    Kyle Simonson
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean, you actually think cheating could make them lose the government contract? This administration would be flattered by them mimicking his behavior.

    Joe Methuen
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This president might try to hire the HR rep.

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    K Madden
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, she orchestrated the entire thing. Bought them the tickets, purchased a couple of rounds or drinks and waited..... Now she's the president. Well played.

    Dragons Exist
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't believe people are already making conspiracy theories about this

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    Nat Rich
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually dreamt about Coldplay last night because of it being literally everywhere. Can't complain though, Chris Martin is my celebrity crush hehe

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never paid attention to what they looked like back in the day, but I was in my young adulthood when they were popular in the early 2000s (I turned 18 in 2000) so I was pretty into their music XD My friends made fun of me, but I didn't care. I'm still quite fond of a lot of their music!

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    Lynette Vella
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you mean 'Head of People'?

    Spidercat
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Head of Person or Heads of People... sharing one head is an untenable situation.

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