You know how in school, there was always that one kid who just couldn’t stay silent no matter what everyone was talking about? They would raise their hand in the air and start elaborating on whatever it was that nobody, not a single one, had asked in that classroom.
Fast forward to today, and we see the same thing happening all around on the internet. And this particular subreddit titled “Nobody Asked” has collected some of the most entertaining examples of people explaining far too much even though they were never asked to do so.
Below we selected some peculiar examples, so scroll down, upvote your favorite posts and let us know what you think of it in the comment section!
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Oh To Be A Good Christian Mother But Also A Survivor
"They slink around the house like unfixed cats" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Best vent ever!
Vegan Coworker
I Figured It Belonged Here
You probably know a person who wouldn’t miss a chance to throw their opinion here and there, or give advice without being asked. And even though everyone seems to be less than impressed with their gesture, it seems like nothing can stop them. Are they just being nice? Do they feel an urge to show off? What’s up with that?
Psychologists believe that unsolicited advice-givers tend to be rigid in the way they approach life in general. They typically believe that they are right, and when they approach a problem, they often have difficulty seeing the situation from multiple perspectives. This is why you should always take such advice with a pinch of salt.
Please I Just Wanna Get The Group Project Done
Group projects should be outlawed at this point unless you can prove your willingness to participate.
Do You Even Lift?
About Your Boomer Story
Sometimes, their perspective lacks humility and insight, even though they often seem very competent to people around them. Same with sharing their opinion on matters when no one really asks them. They wouldn’t do that if they genuinely did not believe they were right.
On the other hand, we just all have to accept that some people really like talking. You see, it’s much more fun to talk than to listen and not every talker can be a great listener. Moreover, we have to realize that one of the most powerful communication skills you'll learn is good listening at an early point in your life. After all, communication is meant to promote understanding between people and you can never get to that point if you’re not listening to others.
What Am I Supposed To Do? Never Talk About My Family On The Internet?
My mom passed away when I was 11 and my dad was never around but it makes me so happy and excited for people who have parent(s) and appreciate them! Don't take them for granted, folks.
My mum was a hardcore narc and alcoholic. I love to read posts like that because it makes me happy that person has a wonderful parent. Yeah it might make me think a little but I wouldn't bring down that person for it. It comes across as desperately needy frankly.
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Well now you’ve infected someone else’s holiday celebrations with your parental trauma, congrats? This is why therapy exists.
My grandmother was notorious for leaving out ONE ingredient when giving recipes for her delicious cooking. If you wanted to know, you had to get up at dawn (the South with no AC) when she cooked and watch her like a hawk.
It's becoming a trend. In my town there was this woman who made the local news because she was offended by all the Mother's day ads in shops because she wasn't a mother and her mother died when she was born. To her that was a totally valid reason to ban Mother's day in my town despite all the people who had or were mothers. This year she didn't succeed...
This person is carrying around a lot of buggage. More like traumatised than TMI.
The word 'mother' is a trigger regardless of how it's used in a sentence, even as a brand name! This made me sad.
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Why is this response more than 2 sentences, my mother had crippling arthritis and could never write more than 2 sentences. This comment is offensive to those of us who never received more than a greeting card with, "Love, Mom" written at the bottom.
I have 30 years clean and sober. My mom was a flaming codependent, my dad, step-dad and second step-dad were alcoholics, some were quite abusive. That being said, I will happily eat your not quite as good as mom cookies and tell the world that being a shitheel and blaming it on your upbringing is lazy and counterproductive. Start going to Al--Anon and quit playing the victim.
Attention all people: just because you had trauma in your past does not mean the rest of the world has to cater to it.
I read somerhing this year about people who wanted mothersday gone because it was insulting for people without mothers..
Random strangers are not responsible for triggering your trauma. Get a therapist.
So many overly sensitive Karen's on the loose everywhere nowadays. You can't even mention you have a mom or they'll be offended.
We should have a name for a so-called Karen that is gender neutral. Or switch back and forth. Like the names of hurricanes — I think that’s the thing now, right? Male and female. 🤨
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I am not an insensitive jerk, but shaming everyone for being luckier than you is pretty cringy.
Try and be sensitive to people who had a brilliant childhood and wonderful parents, and just say things.
Brownie is a self-pitying twat who should find a sob story site instead of polluting the "gushy" sites.
On the flip side, about two weeks after my mom died, a friend-co-worker came by for a quick chat and in the middle said something like, "You know how when you just need to talk to your Mom more than anyone in the world?" and then just kept talking. She didn't think anything of it. Another coworker, the two days after the funeral gathered us up for a team meeting. One of us three had his mother die 6 months earlier. The third member's Mom was in a nursing home, not having spoken in 5 years. And the project manager starts with, "Well, if no else's Mom dies for a while, then we can get back on track." (I had taken a whole 4 days off.)
Oh, this totally happened to me, once. I mentioned moms in a group chat, and somebody completely went off on me because they'd lost theirs when they were younger. They apologized later once they'd cooled down.
Jeez. That went dark very quick. Do you know how to unfriend people. I'm sorry he or she had such a bad childhood but that's down to his PARENTS he or she can't expect everyone to be miserable just because he or she is. Then again some people are only happy making other people's lives a misery!!!! Btw I am also useless making cookies. Mine NEVER ever turn out like my Nans so I just stopped trying. Pleanty of biscuits in the shops lol
What the holy eff? I'm bitter so the world needs to be too? Going by that logic no one should be happy at any given time.
@-@ Im sorry but like...No one even asked I- How did you even think it was appropriate to bring that up?
Somebody lost the ability to scroll. Or the weather was nice and there was nothing to complain about.
Give Me A Sign
I Mean Yeah But Kettles
They may have started the conversation talking about kettles, but I feel like someone needed to let off some steam...
“That’s Cool”
No one asked, but that doesn't matter. I'm here to let you know that I won't watch it and now you have to deal with that...
On A Video Of A Fat Cat
9 Years Mother F**ker
“Yes I’m 27”
Other than that perv... I think the person's outfit is very beautiful and she has a lovely smile!
They Just Wanted A Guitarist
Ummm.... Well Done?
Someone Give This Guy A Medal
Besides of the lack of empathy in that post, talk about another Captain Obvious (if you were dead, you couldn't post you ignorant git)
In The Comments Of A Comic
Tell Me More
No Better Time To Have Scabies Than When It’s Rainy
I don't know why but this one is one of my favourites. Of all the things to say unexpectedly 😆
Way To Bring The Mood Down. Top Visible Comment On A Meme Posted By A Cat Based Meme Group
My Friends Mom On Facebook Grossed Me Out With This One
Happy Birthday! Let Me Tell You About A Death In My Family!
Yes Thank You For Explaining The Joke We Would Never Have Got It Without You
He Was Born In August
Stop Having Fun At That Party With Your Friends And Family, And Check Out The Moon
Saw This In A Facebook Comments Section
Someone Please Go Get Him
Then Why Would You Post A Comment, Christina?
On A Post About Dogs
Found In The Latest Hot One’s Interview
“Not Relatable” At Least He Upvoted
Not relatable. My infinity gauntlet has square stone holes. But here's an upvote
I’m Here For The Game, Not Your Sons Bowel Movements
My Friend Who I Haven’t Talked To In Months Finally Texts Me About His Karma
Ok, Genie
I’m Not Even Sure What He Expected Somebody To Say
Found This Gem On A Post From A Recipe Page
“Because it’s cheaper” would have been easier to write, fewer words.
We're All For Growth, But This Is An Asmr Cooking Video
I Just Wanted To Play 8 Ball
And again, another woman who knows she has to walk on egg shells trying to deal with the possibility a man is interested in her, to keep herself safe. If that game invite came out of the blue I think she's being perfectly reasonable.
That Moment When He Doesn't Compliment You Back
The Ladies Never Asked, Nor Did The Men Tbf
Ok Neil
Not Even Sure What That Had To Do With The Image Tbh
Does A “Smarter Than You” Fact That Was Totally Useless To The Conversation, And Not Even A Correction Count?
I Have A Civic
I Mean, “I Can Help” Would Have Worked Too
Dude In The Red Was Literally Talking About A Mac And Cheese Recipe
Why Laura
I’m with the answer on this one, this is stupid and perpetuating stereotypes.
I Bet His Parents Are Proud
Good For You?
Commented Under A Meme About Blunts
Just grow up kid, one of these days you'll be smart enough to laugh at this comment! Good luck. 😄
Yikes, Lady
Garidleed Aw Man I Messed Up
Maybe Go Somewhere Other Than A Meme Account For Your Relationship Problems
It's Just A Funny Meme Sharon...
This Is A Girl With Almost 8 Million Subs On Youtube Btw
This Was Posted In My Small Town’s Fb Group
As Seen On My Twitter Feed This Morning
Fecking Grapes
I Just Wanted To Learn About Leeches
Well Here's A Fun Fact I Never Needed To Know
When
Someone Attention Seeking On A Tumblr Pov Meme Post
This Was After People Called Him Out For Saying Females Like It Rapey And He Was Banging Two Chicks At The Same Time
Haha Didn’t Steal
I Mean, You're Not Wrong... Just... Absolutely Nobody Asked For This
This Dude Sounds Wounded
Dude, you've never seen your ex's vagina! You've never seen any vagina! If you had, you'd have some idea about how they work.
Very Specific Rebuttal To Dropping Coffee Nihilism
Can't Let A Man Celebrate!
Thanks Jimmy, We Definitely Needed To Know That
Fair Enough Mate
Thanks For Ruining It
Hey, I Am A Speed Cuber! Guys! Anyone!?
I Missed The Part Where That's My Problem
Science Student Cringes At The Legitimate Use Of The Word Chemistry (In The Context Of Romantic Chemistry)
Fr Tho
Typical Cardi
Stay Classy
Most Comments Were Pretty Nice And Were About Actual Bananas But Then This Dude Decides To Come In
On A Sales Post For Pokemon Cards
The four Fs (basic and most primal drives): fighting, fleeing, feeding and matering.
This Is Art
Dude Posted This In A Facebook Group About "What People Are Wearing"
Alright Thank You Billy!
We Get It, You Have Sex
Don’t Know Where That Came From
Sober? Great! Now Become Vegan!
Classic Response
Thats One Of The Funniest Facts I’ve Ever Heard
Stumbled Into This Gem
Sometimes I cannot differentiate these "woke" people from fundamentalist extremists by their views on things.
Debated Posting Here Or R/Ihavesex
It's pretty depressing to see that despite all the information at our fingertips these days, people still think socialism equals communism. But then again, ditching school and shagging, good times. Uhh I mean kids stay in school, and do not do this.
Ah, Facebook. A Breeding Ground For Creeps (The Comment)
Fml
Unconditional Love
Bruh! Why?
February 29th
50 Big Macs
Found On A "Day In A Life" Video Of A Japanese Youtuber
This Was Posted Under An Article About Disney Animation
And if I watch your life in fast-forward, the people on social media will help you learn your place too!
They Had Me In The First Half, Ngl
Thanks For The Update!
I Wish You Were Joking Too, Buddy
Wow, That's Neat
Ma'am
To all those people who asked how to behave more like a guy? Don't do it this way.
Ma’am Please There’s Children On Board
Bro Huuuuuhh??
Nice. And, never forget that you need two pairs of socks, right? I mean, keeping such an immense ... Maximus Apparatus Dickus - Enlarged - Ulitimate Penetraitor ... a so-called "MADE UP", warm is kinda important, as we're like kinda about to enter winter, ... said horse-sized most significant part of you shall not be compromised by cold shrinking - who bears 10 inches in his pants can never afford losing even 1/128" of it.
First Thing I See On Facebook This Morning
His Fingers Can Do A Lot
Thanks For The Recipe I Guess
This Was On A Funny Spongebob Comic About Plankton And His Wife
Found On R/Gatekeeping. Thought It Would Be Appropriate Here Too
Neil Degrasse Tyson
On A Slime Vid
The Facebook Rabbit Hole Wields Cringey Rewards
He Even Acknowledges That Nobody Asked
Appreciate You Letting Me Know
I had to google "smegma"... Yuck, I did not even know it existed...
Posted At 10 In The Morning
For The Aesthetic
Found This On Instagram... But Why?
F**kboi
Most Comments Were Pretty Nice And Were About Actual Bananas But Then This Dude Decides To Come In
Me too! I thought of that while having a dump!
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I do not understand this obsession with sharing about absolutely everything online. Bathroom habits? sexual habits? fantasies? periods? pimples? rows with family and friends? relationship stuff? nothing is off limits and I don't understand it at all.
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I'm actually starting to wonder how many of these are bots, trolls, attention seekers, or people who just aren't familiar with how social media works....
By far my favorite was the weird old toy doll post and someone replying about having a small white dog. Wtf is going on? Made me laugh/cry and I don't know why. I'm ashamed of how tickled it made me
Let's be honest, a good chunk of people share way too much online. A lot of media stories are things we don't need to know about celebs.
It's almost Hallowe'en (I assure you, that's the correct spelling; look it up) and none of these are Hallowe'en themed. I was almost an editor, but I got a better job. Now, I drive a BMW.
My birthday is Jan 26. Was having a nice birthday until some clown dmed me on twitter a few minutes before midnight. The awesome message they sent me was a screenshot of one of many articles talking about Kobe Bryant's death, as if it was my fault that he died. Just had to end my birthday on a sour note, I guess.
i dont get how #37 (the soup post) looks yummy, imo it looks like vomit
To be fair, I think some of these are just straight-up trolling, though it's hard to tell from texts alone.
"Pardon me ? -I already have a boyfriend! -Yeah, whatever, here is your phone that you forgot at the library."
Me too! I thought of that while having a dump!
Load More Replies... I do not understand this obsession with sharing about absolutely everything online. Bathroom habits? sexual habits? fantasies? periods? pimples? rows with family and friends? relationship stuff? nothing is off limits and I don't understand it at all.
Load More Replies... I'm actually starting to wonder how many of these are bots, trolls, attention seekers, or people who just aren't familiar with how social media works....
By far my favorite was the weird old toy doll post and someone replying about having a small white dog. Wtf is going on? Made me laugh/cry and I don't know why. I'm ashamed of how tickled it made me
Let's be honest, a good chunk of people share way too much online. A lot of media stories are things we don't need to know about celebs.
It's almost Hallowe'en (I assure you, that's the correct spelling; look it up) and none of these are Hallowe'en themed. I was almost an editor, but I got a better job. Now, I drive a BMW.
My birthday is Jan 26. Was having a nice birthday until some clown dmed me on twitter a few minutes before midnight. The awesome message they sent me was a screenshot of one of many articles talking about Kobe Bryant's death, as if it was my fault that he died. Just had to end my birthday on a sour note, I guess.
i dont get how #37 (the soup post) looks yummy, imo it looks like vomit
To be fair, I think some of these are just straight-up trolling, though it's hard to tell from texts alone.
"Pardon me ? -I already have a boyfriend! -Yeah, whatever, here is your phone that you forgot at the library."
