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The differences between Americans and Europeans, especially Western Europeans, seem to be endless, no matter where you look. The driving culture is different, the restaurant culture is different, and people carry themselves differently when they’re out and about. Even the smallest things, such as the temperature of drinking water, are things Europeans and Americans are ready to disagree on.

However, if there is one thing both sides can agree on, it's that they love teasing each other about these differences. Americans like to point at European high taxes, paid bathrooms, and awful smoking habits. Europeans, on the other hand, like to bring up the healthcare system, sugary foods, and the unfair tipping arrangements.

So, it’s no surprise that when the recent trend of things that the “European mind can’t comprehend” took off, the Europeans were ready to strike back. They all took it personally and came up with a bunch of things that the “American mind can’t comprehend,” and shared them online. Scroll down to marvel at the funniest of them all.

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BlindAres
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, if someone wants to lear at me, while I'm in a public restroom, through a small gap then they better be prepared to defend themselves.

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When it comes to the differences between the US and Europe, one has to remember that they both are quite big and have lots of different realities scattered all over. Living in California, for example, is not the same as living in Mississippi, just like living in France is not the same as living in Hungary. 

So, when it comes to a lot of these judgements, one always has to keep in mind that they often refer to the generalized portraits of society that reflect a lot of the common stereotypes. 

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    #2

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    Sum Guy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its almost like the city was designed for humans

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    That being said, the differences are still notable. For example, one cannot deny that driving is very different on the opposite sides of the pond. The roads in the US are wider, cars are bigger, and distances are way longer. Cars are also more essential in America, too, as they are often necessary for a person to do essential everyday stuff like getting groceries and commuting to work. 

    European roads and cars are more compact and the rules are more elaborate. Driving is often a hassle and owning a car can be very expensive. If you live in a city, you can easily get away without driving or getting a license for that matter and not feel any inconvenience.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to get a full cooked breakfast on British Airways domestic flights, even on flights on a tiny turboprop that were an hour long. Was soooo much better than the 4 hour drive.

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    #5

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    TheAmericanAmerican
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, this one's weak. I learned both the moronic imperial system AND the metric system in my 1990-2000s US education.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europeans understand tipping. It is used to express gratitude for excellent service. What they can't understand is how employees are not paid a fair wage that is not dependant on the number of customers or their generosity.

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    This and many other differences between Europeans and Americans seem to stem from the value gap between the two sides. This means that, fundamentally, we simply have vastly different points of view. 

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    Adam S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, to be fair I’m a Brit and I once ended up on this unexpectedly…I somehow almost reversed into a ride-on lawnmower. So I’ll forgive the Americans not getting this one either 😝

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In SA, most (in new houses) open to the outside and are top-hung and not bottom-hung. I feel that is better since they aren't falling back on curtains or blinds

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    Take individualism as an example. Americans tend to prioritize individual freedoms over the role of the state in one’s life. They prefer to pursue their goals without the government’s interference. Europeans feel the opposite. They believe that the state needs to ensure that society as a whole is healthy and taken care of. This comes before one’s personal objectives. Overall, it often means that in America, people tend to build themselves up while in Europe, people are more oriented towards communities.

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    Mrs. Ginger McSarcasm
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They exist in America. They're just not the same as they once were. The toy is in one half and the food part in the other half

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    The difference between the personal and the communal come in play in the same driving example. In the US, the cars are bigger to accommodate the driver’s personal needs. In Europe, the cars are smaller so that the roads can accommodate more drivers. 

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do I get the feeling that this photo was taken in the Netherlands? >.>

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    TheAmericanAmerican
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But but how else are the bloodsucking insurance companies supposed to make their profits??? Who'll think of the billionaires?? 🥺

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    Americans are also more tolerant of offensive speech as they put freedom above anything else. Having a right to express your opinion, no matter how inflammatory it is, is a big part of American mentality. As much as 77% of them believe that “people should be able to make statements that are offensive to your religion or beliefs publicly.” 

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    #16

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    jimmy jack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living in Germany these are on every house, dont have A/C but these really help keep the house cool

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    #17

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was a picture of a morgue at first glance!

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    Annik Perrot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used to be common here. It's the original bidet, for washing "down there". Bidet is a deprecating name for "horse", since you had to ride it. It was introduced in the late 19th century... as a preventative for both MSTs and unwanted pregnancies, and was first popular with courtesans. "Honest" women didn't touch ( or wash) " those places".

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    Europeans, on the other hand, are a bit more cautious about things like that. Many tend to be more conservative and prefer to keep their controversial opinions to themselves. 

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    TheAmericanAmerican
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best add the mainland European minds to the list since I've yet to meet one who does this ;)

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not incomprehensible - just incredible.

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    The American dream—the idea that hard work will get you further in life—is also still a big part of the American lifestyle. The majority of them believe that you are the one in charge of your own success and your efforts determine where you will end up. No wonder hustle culture is so popular there.

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans thinking that is drive time not walking time.

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    In Europe, people are a little more wary of such ideas. For example, 69% of Germans agree that success in life is pretty much determined by forces outside of your control. This could be your family, your sex, your race, your orientation, how rich you are, where you were born, etc. Maybe that’s why Europeans tend to shun excessive work and value work-life balance more.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm German like that clown and I can't comprehend this either. I hope he just wants to share with 12 buddies

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    Awesome At Being Autistic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um yeah, American here. I learned to drive on a stick shift.

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American here, I've been driving stick for nearly twenty years

    Stuart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they're talking about using their left hand to shift.

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    Belka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think what is meant here is the steering wheel being on the right - take a look at the photo, it's the left hand on the stick ;)

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, these are dumb. I drove a stick shift for years.

    Donald
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is the last bastion for manual sports cars, we buy more then any other country.

    Rostit. .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took my drivers test with a manual. I drive a manual 30+ years later. Another dumb post.

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first two cars were manual transmissions and I've owned another one since being an adult.

    Jett Holthouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its about it being right hand drive. you are proving their point

    Russell Bowman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We confuse the Brits by making them have to shift with their right hand

    Igor914624
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the vehicles I own are manual transmissions. And I prefer driving them.

    Janet Sparrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon. I've driven a stick since I was 20 and I'm 74 now.

    Alpacas_Are_Life
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can drive a 5-speed manual, but I don't think I could get my left hand to cooperate to shift on the wrong side.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've owned seven cars and trucks and 13 motorcycles with manual gearboxes. I was disappointed when I spent ten days in Antigua and was lent a car with RHD, but it was an automatic

    KMB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right Americans don't drive standard shift. LOL

    Helen Roberts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stick shift isn’t the real name. It’s manual !

    Mrs. EW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure about that? Not only did I learn how to drive on a manual, I currently drive a 6 speed. Yes, I’m American. So does my sis.

    Nancy Lynch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love driving a stick, but my knees don't. Used to drive a 5 speed Toyota Solara. That was a fun car.

    Rhonda Leppink Baker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yeah, why would we shift with our left hands when the stick shift is on our right?

    Chris Henderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol - I drive a 6-speed VW everyday to and from work.

    Wendy Semko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am Canadian. I learned on a stick shift. I still drive a stick shift. I never took to automatics.

    Littlebunnyfufu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really, because we have a car with that in our driveway at this very moment....

    Angela Camack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drove a stick for 30 years, until I started having mobility problems.

    Jaime Zwicker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many Americans drive manual transmission vehicles, but shift with their right hand. I think that's the point of this one

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In America they call it "Anti-theft device." XD

    Maggie Dinzler Shaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just too funny. i DROVE ONE OF THESE AROUND THE BACKYARD WHEN i WAS 12.

    Lee-Ann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned on a3 on the tree, but my first vehicle was a 4 on the floor

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urgh, Like that´s the only thing that exists. I once wanted to try out Car sharing, but they all only have Manuals 🙄 Automatic is way more comfortable.

    Khall Khall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left handed stick shift would be a challenge. For the first few times. Otherwise...automatics aren't that omnipresent outside of really brand conscious areas. It's still cheaper to buy a manual car.

    Nightshade1972
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US native, as is my wife. Both my wife and her best friend learned how to drive on a stick (in the US). So it's not unheard of in the US, just not that common.

    UpQuarkDownQuark (he/hey you)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modern automatic transmissions are much more fuel efficient than they used to be. I learned on a manual and that’s what I drove for years, but I’m perfectly content with the ease of an automatic now.

    George Costanza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't matter in a few more years anyways, cars are all going electric with no transmissions at all.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drove manual from 16 until my knees couldn't take it anymore.

    Herbie S.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American here and I too learned to drive in a stick shift and currently have one now.

    Tim R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been driving a manual transmission since I was a teenager. I also made sure to teach my son manual.

    Walter Brameld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's going to age like milk as EVs take over.

    nm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a British car. These stupid people drive the wrong way /j

    Ben
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe it is the stick shift with the left hand.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROFLAMO omg. My first car was a manual transmission! I very much can understand this.

    Zacch Eckart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad we have NO stick shift vehicles here. Oh wait! What's in the drive?!

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, come on! This isn’t a European thing. Out of 50 countries, 4 drive on the left. UK, Republic of Ireland, Cyprus and Malta.

    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct, we (well a few of us) shift with our right hand.

    Blair Logue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too learned on a stick shift

    Just Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BS. My Ford Mustang is a 6 speed manual. And even better? I'm female.... JS.

    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Born and raised in Ohio. I'm so good at driving a stick I can shift without using the clutch. Female learned in 1990.

    nm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One upvote to counter the downvoting. When I was a teen I have learnt to change gear - always upwards, not reducing gear - in the family's Datsun 1200 without clutch. Of course I rarely did it.

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    BlindAres
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a manual. With modern clutches, they're actually fairly easy to use. Though I still prefer less work with automatics.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean "modern clutches"? My classic is 64 years old. It's easy to drive.

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    Shane Hussel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first car was one, but why brag about something harder to drive?

    Ervin Conn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would still be driving a stick if American car manufacturers would make one. Go into a US auto dealership and inquire about purchasing one. Is that 3 heads you are wearing?

    Maria Maria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over 90% of Americans cannot drive stick. I am European but l have completely forgotten how to drive stick. Because... it's totally pointless nowadays.

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    Mrs. Ginger McSarcasm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like just a pen to me. Is there something special about it?

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    All in all, we are quite different. The great thing is that we can often see past these differences and get along quite well. Sure, we might tease each other about car transmissions and measurement systems, but it’s all rooted in deep fondness for one another.

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    Kobe (she)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everywhere though. Come to the Netherlands and you will pay like 3 euros for a small one ( 1/4 liter , which is half the size on te picture)

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    M S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never seen somewhere in Europe

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    Anne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a lot of US friends and we all whatsapp

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    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The UK must be way smaller than I thought. It takes 2 days to cross my state on car

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    Full Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents did this in the 1930s. Pretty sure we can get a handle on it.

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    Lydsylou
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope canned macaroni is grim it doesn't even remotely taste like cheese

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, most of europe also can't comprehend the British cuisine either

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they do comprehend humongous serving sizes better than we do

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    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my lord. I'd like to assure any American readers that you are not alone - this is an abomination regardless of nationality.

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