50 Randomly Wholesome Posts That May Be Just What You Needed For A Happiness Boost

1 year ago

who run the world? girls!

3points

Laura Mortensen 1 year ago

I ran a game at a convention for six girls ages 5-10. It's a simple role playing game where you choose whatever you want as your abilities. The five year old chose to be able to make anyone happy. She managed to make the evil talking sword who was trying to take over the world happy at the end of the game. It no longer wanted to be evil. It was great.

28points

SarahJaina 1 year ago

I love wolves, if those girls are in charge, maybe we have a fighting chance? Kudos.

18points

Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa 1 year ago

Imagine this world if only women would actually leverage their power.

15points

rullyman 1 year ago

Imagine this world if men would stop getting in their way! Before anyone says "we're not in the way", there are still many parts of the world where girls are denied an education and expected to get married as children

28points

Multa Nocte 1 year ago

Unless it's Margaret Thatcher and Marjorie Taylor Green.

11points

iluvanimals 1 year ago

If only women COULD leverage their power. 🙁

5points

BoredPossum 1 year ago

Imagine if women could rule the world without men getting a say for as long as men has. I doubt we would want to go back.

3points

Rachael green 1 year ago

That's basically how wolves became domesticated dogs.

14points

Knitting Panda 1 year ago

That's right. Women and wild dogs made a deal. Hey, doggies, you watch our circle and help our men hunt and we'll share our warm fire with you and let you eat our tasty scraps. You guard our puppies and we'll guard yours.

4points

Angela C 1 year ago

Is this not how we domesticated dogs in the first place?

10points

The Original Bruno 1 year ago

This is how you get dogs.

8points

Rod 1 year ago

Non violent problem resolution in D&D is a plague! =D

8points

Just Plain Dustin 1 year ago

Girls: omg they're so cute 👹... we're besties now🥰

5points

Knitting Panda 1 year ago

Actually, my daughter plays like this all the time. She makes table top rpg-ing a pleasure.

2points

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troufaki13 1 year ago

Perspective is everything.

177points

james stevenson 1 year ago

Really? Well I don't think that! /s

2points

Alexandra 1 year ago

Being on your own doesn't equal being lonely. You can be lonely in a large group of people and you can be your own best company.

38points

Anikulapo 1 year ago

I would call it a whole new level of peace and quiet. I miss newspapers in the bar at 10am on a Sunday morning, over bacon and eggs…

30points

LandAhoy 1 year ago

Why do you no longer do what you enjoyed so much?

1point

Edward Finger Hands 1 year ago

What lol? The first woman just tells on herself and her own deep insecurities. Never let being alone stop you from doing what you want with your life!

24points

Paul C. 1 year ago

Before we met my wife used to absolutely love going to restaurants on her own. She says she got the best service from staff you could imagine.

17points

Flamingo Croquet 1 year ago

This evening, I've had the first dinner alone at a restaurant in years! And while it was a little strange at first, the staff was just so kind and welcoming that I've booked again for Friday. Honestly, your wife is right and eating alone is great!

12points

Islandchild 1 year ago

I think it's normal.

17points

Lance LaRocque 1 year ago

I eat in restaurants alone more often then with another person. Just takes some practice like everything else

12points

Lotekguy Premium 1 year ago

Saves having to discuss who pays, or how to split the bill.

9points

Julie S 1 year ago

Nothing wrong with eating out on your own, going shopping on your own or going to the cinema on your own.

11points

Lynne Bear Hugs 1 year ago

Shopping on my own is the best.

1point

Robert T 1 year ago

I used to work away a lot. The number of times I've had a "table for one". Just embrace it and go eat somewhere nice. I walked miles looking for nice places to eat and as a consequence actually saw a reasonable amount of the places I visited.

7points

Thrillion 1 year ago

Traveled for work a lot and the first time was weird but it got easy after a few times and then it was rather freeing as I had my company paying for whatever I wanted so sky's the limit. PS drinks were not reimbursed so I wasn't drinking alone.

4points

Howl's sleeping castle 1 year ago

Eating alone in public restaurant is another whole new level of 'eating whatever I want to without wasting 10 mins on what-do-you-want-to-eat'

7points

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Brittania Kelli 1 year ago

I really need to know the dogs name so that I can make up theme songs about their friendship in my head...

194points

Laura Be 1 year ago

It looks like rhe pelican was named Osman and the dog remained stray https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pelican-befriend-stray-dog/

18points

Bored something 1 year ago

No idea but I'd say Paul. Petey and Paul sound like a good pair.

13points

The Shark Premium 1 year ago

For the sake of songs, there's always Larry the Labrador!😁

6points

Dixie Lee 1 year ago

This dog's name is Doug.

1point

Rodney McKay 1 year ago

Dodgy the Dog to go with Petey the Pelican.

0points

TomCat 1 year ago

Mmm. I think he's probably, 'Bruiser'.

0points

flower petals 1 year ago

Animals can teach us humans so many valuable lessons, starting with how it’s the inside that matters, and that you can go pretty much anywhere and find friends, if you’re open to it 💕☺️

12points

VNES101 1 year ago

Looks so content.

4points

David Beaulieu 1 year ago

That is the cleanest, perfectly healthy 'stray' I've ever seen.

4points

ZuriLovesYou 1 year ago

I didn't see the pelican's beak at first so I thought it was a pregnant dog! 😅

4points

Hugo Serisier 1 year ago

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2points

Michelle C 1 year ago

💟

2points

Moogie 1 year ago

Petey deseves an award

2points

Beachbum 1 year ago

I just love Petey the Pelican, these two are jsut beyond adorable!

1point

aashi chaudhari 1 year ago

The smoothness in everything makes this look AI generated

1point

So, there’s a meme page on Facebook called Epic Texts. Its legacy points towards the idea of having shared predominantly funny texts as memes, but has since then branched out to include regular, run-of-the-mill memes too.

The page was created just before the pandemic hit in February, 2020, and has since then accumulated a following of 54,000 people.

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Brittania Kelli 1 year ago

It truly takes a village.

223points

Arnold Larkins 1 year ago

To save a fish

26points

Pandemonium 1 year ago

Then they all went out for sushi to celebrate

19points

Pyla 1 year ago

It takes a village, people!

1point

Jack Burton 1 year ago

Mankind is like that when they don't have time to think, talk or argue.

35points

Adrian 1 year ago

When my son was a little kid he won a goldfish at a fair and named it Swimmy. Shortly after, Swimmy died while he was at school so we rushed to a local pet shop and asked, can you match this? The guy didn't bat an eyelid and promptly found a matching one. I guess it wasn't that unusual. We got to Swimmy v7 before finally admitting that Swimmy was no more and my son gleefully flushed Swimmy down the toilet.

17points

Becky Samuel 1 year ago

Why are people upvoting when you repeatedly bought living beings knowing that you couldn't care for them and they were going to suffer and die.

2points

LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago

Do you know what most goldfish are marketed for in pet stores? Feeder fish for snakes, turtles, etc. Throwing the moral turpitude viewpoint on having captive fish in ANY capacity aside, do you think it's better that Swimmy 2 through 7 got to have a little bit more life as Adrian's son's pets, or better that Swimmy 2 through 7 got fed to a snake or turtle?

5points

Moogie 1 year ago

Sometimes i think about how terrible the world is, but posts like this really shows how good ppl can be 👍 👍

16points

The Original Bruno 1 year ago

The remains of coffee in cup made for a strangely chatty fish.

11points

flower petals 1 year ago

People can be amazing sometimes 💕

6points

The Shark Premium 1 year ago

I'm sure after hitting the nasty train floor goobers, the coffee remnants were probably less than ideal for survivability 😕 although the effort is commendable!

5points

Deson 1 year ago

I'm hoping that water didn't have any chlorine in it or that fish would have likely perished unfortunately.

2points

Danish Susanne 1 year ago

Wouldn't it be a little unusual for someone to have chlorinated water in her water bottle?

1point

BisexualBat 1 year ago

The power of community.

2points

KillerKiwi 1 year ago

This is beautiful 🥲

1point

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Jennik 1 year ago

And about time! Although, for the record, I'm a white person and my skin isn't that weird orange pink colour. They should make bandaids in a sort of porridge colour for couch potatoes of Northern European descent.

320points

LillieMean 1 year ago

Porridge. 🤣 The "shade" of my powder is transparent, i.e. anemic ghost. Light gray thin tights are nude to me.

38points

Adrian 1 year ago (edited)

Same here and, I'm sure, for millions of White people. Bandaids have never matched my skin color. White people don't make a big deal about it though. My son preferred the Spiderman ones.

9points

Nikolaj Christensen 1 year ago

I love the idea of band aids in whatever skin tone, color or design (Spiderman on a grownup as an example) that makes people happy, but if the idea is to make it hard to spot, I guess I would need a cream white version for my potential autchies in the winter then... and for the Danish sommers we have sometimes with mostly overcast and rainy weather...

5points

Toasted Applesauce 1 year ago

My skin is pretty much exactly "that weird orange skin colour" and I'm half Indigenous.

5points

Noel Bovae 1 year ago

Bandaids are just oddly colored. Both the fabric ones AND the plastic ones aren't the color of any human skin that I've ever seen (they stick out like a sore thumb on everyone.) Best bet is to just get the clear ones if someone's trying to hide it.

3points

Yasmin Leischer 1 year ago

I'm a white woman and I'm startled to learn that those horridly pinky-beigy bandaids are supposed to match my skin! That CAN'T be right! No healthy white person I know is remotely that color. You learn something new every day.

2points

Crystal Spencer 1 year ago

I prefer mine with super heros or cute, fluffy animals

2points

Laura Williams Premium 1 year ago

Thanks for the laugh

1point

Ordhaj 1 year ago

Same. I've always wondered what people were that strange "skin tone". Those skin tone bandaids stick out like fluorescent paint on my pasty complexion.

1point

Pyla 1 year ago

No offense, but that kind of inclusion is far different than yours.

0points

Delta Dawn 1 year ago

I need ones with freckles

0points

Giraffy Window 1 year ago (edited)

My porridge needs a bit of a blue hue to it as I go blue-veins translucent from late fall to mid spring.

0points

Islandchild 1 year ago

I'm white. Sixty years old. Never once had a bandaid that's been close to my skin colour. I believe all bandaids should be either patterned or primary and secondary colours.

31points

Papa 1 year ago

I agree. Make them blue, or green.

9points

Isa's left eye 1 year ago

Idk anyone whose skin tone matches normal bandaids

23points

Adrian 1 year ago

Yeah, this seems to be some kind of perceived injustice against black people. In food preparation they are required to be blue.

11points

Sweet Taurus 1 year ago

I'm so blonde that it never occurred to me that bandaids were meant to be skin color until they came out with different skin color ones. I just thought it was just the ugly bland color the company chose...

23points

Karl-Heinz “Kalle” Wendt 1 year ago

I'm 62 and mine have unicorns on them! U-NI-CORNS!! I sometimes try juggeling knifes just to have an excuse to wear one...

17points

Danish Susanne 1 year ago

Where do you get them? Asking for a friend.

0points

René Sauer 1 year ago

Or maybe make them clear, so it will always be the "right" skin tone...

15points

Auntriarch 1 year ago

We used to have clear ones when I was a pup in Swaziland. They worked for everyone

5points

Rebelliousslug 1 year ago

It never occurred to me that they’re supposed to match your skin and blend in because they were always brown but ya know what, this makes sense

12points

Michelle C 1 year ago

I never thought of that until today, either!

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G R 1 year ago

Every single time this is posted, anywhere on the entire internet, it generates tons of comments from outraged white people. If black people being happy about a very minor form of representation that doesn't affect you in any way makes you angry, maybe take a good long look at yourself and ask why.

5points

Jasmyn JAY 1 year ago

We can never be happy about anything. It pisses me off. I've been buying alot of stuff that's "my skin color" from crayons to bandaids. I even bought a black(brown) unicorn. One of my kids loved it because it had skin like her. (Kinders are different idk).

-2points

Angela C 1 year ago

Real talk whose skin tone was the default bandaid color supposed to match in the first place?

4points

Justanotherpanda 1 year ago

Are there bandaids in 'pasty white ginger' though?

4points

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BROmanicus85 1 year ago

That's just wholesome! And just the kind of professionals we need more and more around us!

154points

Donkey boi 1 year ago

A lot of the student/trainees start out like this at hospitals... Until admin pull them up for "wasting medical supplies". They will find a way of sucking the joy out of anything.

22points

Gen X Feral 1 year ago

Oh my heart 🥲 That would have meant the world to me when I spent months in the hospital when I was 3 and again at 4.

12points

Alexandra Nara 1 year ago

this! So please stop cutting of stuff and plan exhausting time management. the value of kindness may be not financial countable but it's more efficient than a profitbased timetable---- for everyone

9points

Iseabail Munro 1 year ago

This is the favourite thing I've read today. Reminds me of 30 yes ago as a very small child in hospital and I had to have a cannula, they gave cilla (my toy cow) one too and carefully bandages us both afterwards. She even got a brave girl ice cream on discharge day.

8points

StretcherBearer 1 year ago

My wife and I have an owl and bear stuffies. They approve 😁

8points

Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago

awww... so cute!

5points

Lisia Smith 1 year ago

Patch Adams? <3

1point

Dog Lover 1 year ago

When I was in hospital to have my wrist set, I wanted Toby my stuffed dog with me. The doctors said it was ok. When I woke up, Toby had a hospital mask on and was lying next to me. Did I mention that I was 40 at the time?!

0points

mikedtw 1 year ago

Where is he? I need this as my doctor!!

0points

If you dive deeper into the internet, you can find opinions on various forum platforms like Reddit and Quora of folks debating whether memes still have it in them.

Face value, that’s understandable. Memes aren’t for everyone, and hence there will be people who never find it funny. Then there are others who think they have overstayed their welcome, or have run their course on the internet.

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Jack Burton 1 year ago

It always amaze me that cats don't meow to each other, they just talk to us, this one was just really seducting and it worked !

143points

HTakeover 1 year ago

Oh they meow at each other for sure. For example kittens meow at everything but especially their mum all day long. Adult cat's more at people but still at other cats. That's one of those "facts" that get passed around without fact checking before passing it along again.

39points

Saphyre Fyre 1 year ago

LOL; MY CATS MEOW AT EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME.

20points

detective miller's hat 1 year ago

One of my cats was feral before I managed to get her living indoors and her meow is so weird. Like I guess Eleven never learned to meow at humans, but she sees Harley and Ivy doing it, so she gives it a go, and it always sounds like she has no idea what she's doing.

16points

Beck 1 year ago

Idk why people say that - my cat will meow his head off at his kitty brother when he can’t find him in the house. His brother will meow back from his hiding spot. I’ve caught them doing this on my nanny cam when I haven’t been home.

11points

The Original Bruno 1 year ago

Jack Burton isn't completely wrong. DOMESTIC cats meow at each other, but meowing is not a natural behavior for adult cats. I've been fascinated at the way my two cats communicate by meowing to signal distress or safety. (Since they've grown accustomed to their hoomins, "distress" means "Cheez it! It's the cops"!)

6points

Bewitched One Premium 1 year ago

My youngest cat who is female thought she was alone in the house once, and all I hear is meow, meow, meow, meow. I was using the bathroom and when I finished quietly turned on my camera and peeked only the camera of my phone around the door frame to the kitchen where she was. She was tossing one of my kids’ socks in the air, meowing like a lunatic and running after it. She eventually spotted the camera and stalked her way over and almost did a back flip and took off when she realized there was an entire human attached to it, watching her play. It was so adorably hilarious. If I knew how I’d share the video but I can’t even post a pic from my browser on mobile 😭

4points

Johnnynatfan 1 year ago

What? Cats meow at each other all of the time.

1point

Laura Williams Premium 1 year ago

Because they think we're stupid. They also meow to kittens.

0points

bv7hearts 1 year ago

My cats meow to find each other in the house, lol

0points

Miss Tinker 1 year ago

That look of smugness in the second photo 😅

28points

Friendly Neighbourhood Hermit 1 year ago

The cat chooses the human Mr Potter

13points

René Sauer 1 year ago

the cats face in the car 😂

11points

flower petals 1 year ago

This kind of yelling is always welcome! 🐱💕☺️

11points

DetriMentaL 1 year ago

I love you lil yeller (0.0)

10points

Adrian 1 year ago (edited)

You didn't adopt him. He adopted you! Hope you got a cat carrier...

8points

Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa 1 year ago

The squeaky wheel...

8points

Mimi La Souris 1 year ago

i think it's more : "he yelled at me until he adopt us" :) <3

5points

Upstaged75 1 year ago

My last cat grabbed my shirt through the bars of the cage at the shelter. She chose me.

4points

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LB 1 year ago

I, autistic panda, always do this. I don't know, it seems like sometimes I am the only one that hears/sees pretty much everything, and the neurotypical folks are just not paying attention.

157points

TheRealRobertWhite 1 year ago

Same.

5points

Linda van A. 1 year ago

Same.

4points

Nikolaj Christensen 1 year ago

Both a blessing and a curse I bet...with all do respect!

3points

Wm Paul Robinson 1 year ago

Part of the joys of empathy.

1point

ERMAHGERD DINOSAURS 1 year ago

This one hit me cosmic level. Hello, fellow traveler.

1point

th3_rur4l_jur0r 1 year ago

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Mikey 1 year ago

I am always that person that smiles and replies I can't stand then the people feel alone in the group

12points

Mikey 1 year ago

Although I myself feel often alone in the group

11points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago

I was completely ignored earlier and that was tge straw that broke the camel's back today honestly. I feel rubbish.

8points

LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago

::gentle fellow-wild-critter hugs:: We always notice you here! I hope you feel better soon <3

6points

IsaMendes 1 year ago

As someone who knows how much it hurts to be ignored all the time I will never do it to someone else. If you're talking you will always have my full attention.

6points

VNES101 1 year ago

Love this. We need more.

3points

Samantha 1 year ago

If someone's giving a talk or a presentation, I make eye contact, smile, and just try to let them know they're doing a good job. I also make sure to listen to the quietest voice at the table.

2points

Daddy’s Girl 1 year ago

Happened to me just the other day 🙃

2points

Lynne Bear Hugs 1 year ago

I'm a chatterbox and will talk to anyone but! Working in a retail shop, it's really annoying when you welcome a customer as they arrive in the shop only to then see they have a small earpiece in and they ignore you. Or you go to speak to them later and you think they are talking to you, but no they are 'on the phone'! Bloody rude!

1point

That Person 1 year ago

I usually hear and crack up to myself, but never know how to randomly reply to strangers

1point

Amy Knickerbocker 1 year ago

this is so me. I'll always pay attention to the one being interrupted rather than the interrupter. rudeness shouldn't be rewarded.

0points

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Caro Caro 1 year ago

OMG. This is so cute ❤️

134points

Auntriarch 1 year ago

Their teeny little claws are transparent.... I saw sloths in Costa Rica, highlight of my trip

18points

Elizabeth Tayler 1 year ago

Just when you thought a sloth couldn't get any cuter!

15points

Freya the Wanderer 1 year ago

This takes the squee level all the way to 11!

8points

Kombatbunni 1 year ago

Only watch vids of baby sloths if you want to die of extreme cuteness..they make adorable noises ❤️

9points

Moogie 1 year ago

I would die for it 😩

8points

I’ll have a treble thanks. 1 year ago

Hyperbole? you must be an extrovert.

0points

Jessica Shookhoff 1 year ago

I just shrieked out "Oh my God, my heart can't take the cuteness!" and my 11yo covered my eyes and whispered softly "Then look away"... 🤣

7points

The Doom Song 1 year ago

That's adorable!

3points

Upstaged75 1 year ago

So photogenic!

4points

MonicaChicagoGal 1 year ago

OMG his lil face 🤗

4points

Julie S 1 year ago

Cuteness overload

2points

Brynlee Stanczak 1 year ago

SLOTHS ARE MY FAVORITE ANIMAL I AM GOING TO DIE

2points

🤩🤯🤔🤣 🤣🤯 1 year ago

Thank you for this

1point

One internaut pointed out that memes haven’t been funny to them ever since ca. 2018. In their post, they mentioned the likes of Ugandan knuckles, VR chat, DDLC, Logan Paul, "Pictures preceding unfortunate events," Spaget and more, which were “peak”, but nothing significant thereafter.

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Caro Caro 1 year ago

Uhm, yes. Yes, I do that.

155points

Bonesko 1 year ago

We all do that 😁

6points

Sheila who? 1 year ago

Nice to see you, Caro Caro!

4points

Leanne Hailes 1 year ago

Always

1point

Rebecca Surette 1 year ago

Yep, one of the best things about streaming!

0points

lakitha tolbert 1 year ago

Sometimes I do that fall asleep!

0points

Joe Reaves 1 year ago

Wallpaper TV is a common thing.

17points

Beck 1 year ago

Oh I like that term! Very accurate haha

10points

troufaki13 1 year ago

Isn't is the norm? 🤔

17points

Dorothy Peoples 1 year ago

Normal is over rated lol

2points

Full of Giggles 1 year ago

I’m doing it right now. I have season 4 of Vikings playing in the background.

13points

Hphizzle 1 year ago

Same! Criminal Minds for me right now.

11points

Me myself and I 1 year ago

Bones for me

2points

Beck 1 year ago

Arrested Development for me!

1point

LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 year ago

Sherlock for me.

0points

Kirsty Jackowski 1 year ago

Emotional background noise. I do this when I study.

13points

Stephanie A Mutti 1 year ago

I just learned that watching the same tv shows/movies repeatedly helps people with anxiety relax because they already know the ending and now that explains my whole tv experience.

11points

Cecilia 1 year ago

Same with re-reading your favorite book

2points

Max 1 year ago

Exactly what I was going to say!

1point

S R Godwin 1 year ago

Series of choice: 'Murder, she wrote". Must have watched them all at least twice.

0points

Tiny Dancer 1 year ago

Both my son and myself are doing this a lot these days as a form of comfort. He's 36 and autistic and lost his stepfather of 24 years just last year. Ever since, we've been rewatching "Bear In The Big Blue House" and movies like "Babe" over and over again. He tells me what he wants to "watch", I put it on and he grabs his Switch to play games. The background sounds are familiar and comforting.

9points

Tammy Frakking 1 year ago

I'm very sorry for your loss

5points

LillieMean 1 year ago

I "watch" or listen to them as a bedtime story and slowly slide towards an innocent dream world while I'm in a better place temporally. I'm not picky, any series before 2019 will do.

8points

Jenna Kay 1 year ago

Ancient Aliens is my bedtime choice since almost everything in them is fairytales 🤣

5points

Louise Clarke 1 year ago

I watch cartoons from my childhood while I work on art

5points

Tammy Frakking 1 year ago

I do the exact same!! 🎨

1point

3 possums in a coat 1 year ago

I made this joke to a therapist and apparently it's a sign of people with detramental ainxiety attempting to help them quiet their mind and find comfort in something that they've felt comfortable with.

5points

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troufaki13 1 year ago

And the cat is somewhere in the middle, very confused thinking "what the hell is going on here?" 😅

281points

Isabel Galvez 1 year ago

From experience, I'd say the cat couldn't care less 😆

19points

Auntriarch 1 year ago

The cat was probably thinking the humans were talking rubbish

10points

The Original Bruno 1 year ago

"I can't understand a word they're saying!"

8points

tw 72 1 year ago

...or "My conquest of the humans is now complete."

6points

Robbie Mulvany 1 year ago

The cat probably had their credit cards and was on the dark web paying for a narco sub to bring in a shipment of catnip.

4points

Melissa Gallo 1 year ago

Or thinking "but you're saying it wrong"

3points

Skip Reynolds 1 year ago

Cat wonders why the two voices are meowing with grammatical mistakes. This is a very old story, btw, but certainly could have happened more than once.

2points

Rebecca Surette 1 year ago

That, or "My job here is done."

0points

SarahJaina 1 year ago

I was on a Zoom meeting, and I had my cat in my lap? I had to leave the room, and I put my cat in the chair facing the computer, when I returned, everyone in the Zoom screens was meowing...

25points

Zachary Gees 1 year ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐱🐱🐱

0points

David Paterson 1 year ago (edited)

For me. The next door neighbour went on holidays and left their parrot behind. The rest of this story is far too embarrassing to tell.

9points

Moogie 1 year ago

Poor kitty Woke up to two other cats replacing his job of annoying everyone

9points

RabidChild 1 year ago

This is hilarious!

9points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare 1 year ago

I imagine the cat like: "Your mother is a toaster? You want to drink the carpet? What are these hoomans talking about??"

6points

Frances Petendra 1 year ago

And the cat is asking itself…we got another cat???

4points

Doofnuts 1 year ago

Naw, the cat's thinking "why are these two soft can openers cussing at each other".

3points

A Nettle 1 year ago

And the cat grins..."yes, yes, yes! Now! On to phase two!"

2points

ViviElle 1 year ago

When I first started playing Fallout 4, I didn't realize the cats in the game meowed. It sounded just like my cats, so there was a while that I thought I was having a conversation with my cats but was actually replying to the game cats.

2points

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493points

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Jack Burton 1 year ago

Dad move at master level

201points

Connie Hirsch 1 year ago

Stepdad, at that, which is even more impressive.

15points

Captain McSmoot 1 year ago

It appears as though dad was Kenough! (I'll show myself out.)

20points

james stevenson 1 year ago

No, no, stay. I'm interested to hear your thoughts on *insert wildly controversial topic here*

6points

Tamara K 1 year ago

What the f is reversing round a corner? Like backing up into a driveway?

15points

pineapple87 1 year ago

I can see what it is, but not why you test it. I sure as heck didn't need to do it, just needed to reverse into a parking spot. Could have done with "reversing out of a parking spot when there's a lamppost/big rock/low fence behind you", though, my only crashes have happened that way...

7points

Stygtand Premium 1 year ago

Its something you at your drivers test. Then never do it again.

4points

Becky Samuel 1 year ago

It's reversing, but round a corner.

1point

Upstaged75 1 year ago (edited)

I never had to do that in my test. But I did have to parallel park, which is a common situation where I live. And I'm still not any good at it decades later.

12points

Huddo's sister 1 year ago

I've only done it once since my licence test 6+ years ago

0points

Definitely a Human 1 year ago

If she can't reverse around a corner, she shouldn't be driving

7points

Joe Reaves 1 year ago

She can though if she can do it on 2/3 locations.

21points

Robert T 1 year ago

Reversing round a corner was so much easier when cars had big rear windscreens you could actually see out of. I remember my instructor putting a marker in the window to help me get it lined up.

7points

Paul C. 1 year ago

Mum got me to practice around a corner near our house about 50 times. Yep that was the one on the test👍 Mind you that was in 1974 and yes I think there was a man walking in front of me with a flag in his hand😂

6points

Manic Mama 1 year ago

Stepdad Ken is a hero.

5points

Betsy Knox 1 year ago

In what part of the world do they have this on a driver’s test? Parallel parking, merging onto a freeway, and safely changing lanes on a freeway are things that should have been on my California drivers test circa 1984 but weren’t. Common things that are essential to driving in California weren’t on the test let alone stunt driving in reverse around corners.

2points

Edward Finger Hands 1 year ago

…mmm so he helped her pass when she wasn’t actually able to on her own? Hmmm wonder why there are so many car accidents /s

2points

Joe Reaves 1 year ago

It's reversing around a corner. It's a dumbass manoeuvre because they already have reversing into a parking spot. You are never going to need the reversing around a corner and remaining parallel to the curb in real life. If you're reversing around a corner it's to avoid doing a turn in the road and you don't care if you're parallel or into your own drive and who cares if you need to do a couple of takes to be exactly where you want? Also she nailed the manoeuvre on a different corner so this one is probably an awkward angle.

9points

For others, memes were never really funny. One such netizen asked the question as to why and one Quorian pointed out that memes don’t have to be inherently that. They are obnoxious, rude or antagonistic, but not really funny.

And since it’s a form of communication for some, it doesn’t have to be funny all the time. Especially with topics that are hard to verbalize, like mental health or just pure sadness.

#13

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488points

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GenuineJen 1 year ago

CTRL+C

154points

Mrs. Ginger McSarcasm 1 year ago

CTRL+V

44points

cj be like 1 year ago

best copypaste there was

12points

unicorn 1 year ago

my cat had two. we gave the evil orange cat to someone who wanted him

1point

RavenCroft 1 year ago

copy-cat

1point

Sunny Day 1 year ago

When you get it perfect on the first try.

12points

Slap Shot 1 year ago

This happed to my cat. Of course we had to keep the cutie.

11points

Doofnuts 1 year ago

That kitten is going to be so spoiled!

6points

madeleine f 1 year ago

My heart is melting. 💕

6points

Sven Horlemann 1 year ago

The momma is a beauty.

5points

Adrian 1 year ago

It's a MiniMe!

3points

Linda van A. 1 year ago

Mini me.

2points

Regina Holt 1 year ago

This picture is so cute, but I'm reading these comments, and am smiling at them, also

1point

Suzanne Kelly 1 year ago

One and done.

1point

#14

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483points

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Jack Burton 1 year ago

I need to try that !

78points

SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago

I'm about to go on a first date pretty soon. *Jots down everything meticulously*

22points

Beck 1 year ago

Oooo good luck! 😊

13points

Farah Kamal 1 year ago

tell us how it went!

5points

AKA AKA 1 year ago

how did it go?

1point

SCP 4666 1 year ago

Write that down! Write that down!

12points

The Original Bruno 1 year ago

"Oh God, Chipotle again?"

7points

Sawdust 1 year ago

LOL, imagine her getting annoyed: "Why do you always pick Chipotle?"

3points

Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago

Wouldn't work on me, I'd shrug and say something like "I dunno, where we going?"

6points

Cosmikid 1 year ago

"Take notes." yeah. Take notes.

5points

Justme 1 year ago

In our house it’d be “guess where we’re getting groceries from!?”

2points

james stevenson 1 year ago

"The supermarket?" "That is... CORRECT!!! *family theme music plays* YOU'VE WON YOURSELF AN ICE-CREAM OF! YOUR! CHOICE!" *Wild applause. contestant starts crying happy tears and thanking family and friends*

2points

Kitty's Mama 1 year ago

Good man

2points

Arnold Larkins 1 year ago

Welcome to the Brain Games

1point

Bob Brooce 1 year ago

Your coworker just doesn't realize that he's been trained to ask his girlfriend where she wants to eat.

1point

#15

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467points

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Jennik 1 year ago

Land Before Time - the remake.

111points

james stevenson 1 year ago

The land after quite a bit of time.

9points

howdylee 1 year ago

Uh-Oh

9points

Elladine DesIsles 1 year ago

Didn't they already make about a dozen sequels?

3points

Renee Temple 1 year ago

The Land Before Jurassic Park, the remix

2points

️️Upvote faery️ 1 year ago (edited)

Apparently there are 15 of them or something 😯

0points

Catherine Maven 1 year ago

Above Land - After Time ...

0points

KillerKiwi 1 year ago

I swear to god if they try to remake it I’ll slit the producers throat

0points

Carl Roberts 1 year ago

Welcome......to Jurassic Plane

8points

Hobby Hopper 1 year ago

🎵 Duh nah nah nah nah

3points

Sunny Day 1 year ago

Yes Junior, all this used to be ours - as far as the eye can see...

7points

Lotekguy Premium 1 year ago

They're on sky patrol duty up there so they won't be caught off guard by the next meteor. Forewarned is fore... uh, legged?

5points

Lynne Bear Hugs 1 year ago

Oh that is brilliant!

2points

Nancy Lynch Premium 1 year ago

😆😆😆😆😆

1point

Hey! 1 year ago

Cool picture.

1point

mSpencer 1 year ago

Jurassic Park theme music playing in the background

1point

Elizabeth Hall Conley 1 year ago

My kid and her two headed dinosaur Harry & Will on a flight DSC_9899-6...9-jpeg.jpg

0points

Shirley Heyn 1 year ago

Did they have to pay extra for the Dino seats. . .?

0points

There are also folks, however, who have always loved memes. Even if they are now past their expiration date.

One Redditor vented about how folks are quick to declare a meme dead and by proxy they assume it’s no longer funny. That’s not how humor works, nor is it based on objectivism. In the words of this one Redditor, “There's a video that actually explains why dead memes are still around."

#16

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Final score:

461points

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John Mosley 1 year ago

I need just five minutes of how that guy is feeling.

171points

Arnold Larkins 1 year ago (edited)

Don't we all?

17points

two-sided llama 1 year ago

Ok so sadly the big crocheted snorlax is unavailable on etsy, so here is a tiny crocheted dratinihttps://www.etsy.com/listing/779462472/handmade-crochet-amigurumi-shiny-dratini?click_key=4761d37df9746f759088ea971fd1e4571e060f47%3A779462472&click_sum=3ab2ddf7&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=dratini+crochet&ref=sr_gallery-1-4&sts=1&content_source=a7abddef5fb17f939f8f6d1b81753116fa132b09%253A779462472. There’s not much left For the dratini so as an alternative I found this cute oddishhttps://www.etsy.com/listing/1272777926/oddish-plush-amigurumi-crochet-pokemon?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=pokemon+crochet&ref=sc_gallery-1-9&plkey=020a466e83dc7e89f59aba849e64b463d9460fa6%3A1272777926.

4points

Luna 1 year ago

If I find the pattern, I will crochet you the giant Snorlax, @John, so you can also feel that 🤗

1point

Beck 1 year ago

I need a Snorlax bean bag chair

1point

Bananic 1 year ago

have 5 minutes and repeat :)

0points

TheElderNom 1 year ago

I'm a crocheter as well and the amount of filling that snorlax needs is mind-boggling.

26points

LillieMean 1 year ago

It occurred to me to use a beanbag chair. Just slip the crocheted body around it. As a crocheter, I would say incredible work.

25points

Julie S 1 year ago

I think we need to make it normal for adults to be able to walk around with teddy bears or whatever they need to feel happy.

14points

Moogie 1 year ago

And people still make fun of me for sleeping with emotional support plushies 😑

14points

Laugh or not 1 year ago

Do you get a good night sleep? Then the joke is on them, because your dreams are full of fluffy friends.

22points

sturmwesen 1 year ago

no shame. I travel with Horst, a one eared rhino.

1point

LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago (edited)

I'm 42 and I currently have six plushies in my bed XD Chace, the German Shepherd I've had since I was 5 (he is older than most of my friends), a sabretoothed tiger, a long orange cat, a cat in a shark suit (who I call Shat or Shitten depending on my mood), a small mochi-like black cat, and a "Manticorb" XD

0points

Somebodys grandmother 1 year ago

Only 1/4???? Have they seen my stash....

13points

KoalaLa 1 year ago

My mother can crochet... I feel a request coming up

12points

Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa 1 year ago

You'll be amazed how crocheting gets a hold of you and discovering all the things you can make. Purses, bowls, clothing...

9points

Panda Bear 1 year ago

Who cares that adults are buying toys? That’s their own money to do with what they want.

9points

I’ll have a treble thanks. 1 year ago

His feet look weird.

5points

Julie S 1 year ago

Think it is because the toes of his socks are a different colours, so it makes it look like he has pointy feet.

5points

Bored something 1 year ago

Snorlax and the dude need a blankie.

3points

Nosirrow 1 year ago

You can easily spot a person spoiled by eady life. They criticise such adults for clinging onto their childhood.

2points

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456points

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troufaki13 1 year ago

Y'all gonna make me lose my job! I had to suppress my laughter 🤣

136points

bas moelard 1 year ago

Show your employer this meme and you'll be safe

15points

John Mosley 1 year ago

Walter Meowtthau

19points

Jack Burton 1 year ago

Monday morning vibes

10points

Amanda Rose 1 year ago

This is one of my favorites.

9points

Lavendar rose 1 year ago

Oh my goodness! What a cutie!

9points

omniscientmushiee 1 year ago

"Dave, s'at you?"

7points

HTakeover 1 year ago

Dave's not here, man.

8points

HelmGrass 1 year ago

...or what..

5points

sdorph 1 year ago

When you close your eyes for a minute and wake up four hours later

2points

james stevenson 1 year ago

Heh, latest releases. the cat.

1point

Noel Bovae 1 year ago (edited)

This is just about the cutest thing I've ever seen!

1point

#18

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Final score:

454points

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EM 1 year ago

That's scurryfunging.

113points

Auntriarch 1 year ago

A word I never knew I needed so much

26points

Tempest 1 year ago (edited)

Ooo new word to learn! Googled it for the definition and one of the Google suggestions that popped up while I had the word half typed was s-c-r-o-t-u-m 😅

3points

S R Godwin 1 year ago

That sounds like a Scottish word.....

0points

H G 1 year ago

Need this more in my life

0points

Ali H M Salehuddin 1 year ago

This is my little hack to force myself to clean my own house.

11points

Beck 1 year ago

My last roommate would match with guys on Tinder and invite them over solely to motivate both of us to clean 😂 unfortunately she’s also a nervous pooper so as soon as the guy said “ok I’m coming over,” she’d have to run to the bathroom and panic poop as fast as she could. Miss those days, she was such a funny weirdo 😂

11points

Agfox 1 year ago (edited)

I read this out to my wife who washed the front door & security screen door today because we have friends from interstate stopping in for lunch in 2 days' time. In case anyone asks, I was changing our cat's litterbox & putting out the rubbish bin for tomorrow's collection

11points

Display_Name 1 year ago

I seriously scammed my ex one day by telling him I needed to get the house cleaned because I'm having a Tupperware party. I seriously bought snacks for it and everything. Then I faked a phone call and told him it was canceled.

9points

VNES101 1 year ago

I aint never cleaned, showered, and did my hair so fast.

7points

Sparks 1 year ago

I need to invite more people over

7points

Bec 1 year ago

Also, when you are supposed to be studying for a final or writing a paper, cleaning the toilet is somehow a priority instead

6points

Novadoe (She/They) 1 year ago

My family and I did this over the weekend lol. My sister's birthday is today, and we celebrated yesterday for her to have friends over. The house was cleaned top to bottom Friday and Saturday-

5points

Ash 1 year ago (edited)

every time we do this, I want to shout, "we can't let people know we SIT!!!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBwELzvnrQg Either that or I say, "Let us store irregular shapes inside shapes with flat sides." https://nathanwpyle.threadless.com/designs/we-own-things/home/fine-art-print "We own things, but we have hidden them."

2points

Insomniac 1 year ago

You get to the age where you just don't GAF. Take my house as it is or leave.

2points

All jokes aside, the discussion continued elaborating what it really means for a meme to be dead. It’s not necessarily how long they lived, but rather how often people used and abused it. And since everyone experiences meme frequencies differently, everyone thus thinks certain memes are dead or not. And also funny or not.

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429points

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Caleb Flores 1 year ago (edited)

That octopus has an extra tentacle... 🤨

99points

SparkDragon 1 year ago

That's what she said...... I'll show myself out

48points

KariAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 1 year ago

Don't talk about it it might give him a complex. 🙂

16points

May Calhoun 1 year ago (edited)

Doodle drawings…often known for their scientific accuracy

10points

Megalodon Meg 1 year ago

It's a biological male leave them alone to be cute.

9points

Definitely a Human 1 year ago

*nonopus

8points

two-sided llama 1 year ago

And it has two ball shaped suction cups where it starts

6points

JustAnotherPanda (she/they/he) 1 year ago

Why did you count

5points

Red PANda (she/they) 1 year ago

It’s a nonopus

4points

Nelson Sturdivant 1 year ago

maybe it's not a tentacle....

4points

Iseabail Munro 1 year ago

Actually it's a ninetacle

3points

Melli Peep 1 year ago

It's a noctopus

3points

I’ll have a treble thanks. 1 year ago

Tentacle smhenticale.

3points

EmJay 1 year ago

yeah, to the left it just comes out of no where

2points

MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago

had to say it didn't ya!!

2points

Rebecca Surette 1 year ago

There are always overachievers. Everywhere,

1point

_physically_insane_(he/him) 1 year ago

Octopi don’t have tentacles, so any tentacle is an extra tentacle

1point

Bob Brooce 1 year ago

I think that octopus has multiple deformities.

1point

Hans Georg 1 year ago

Novempus

1point

Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 1 year ago

release the Kracken!!

0points

Cyril Rodriguez 1 year ago

u ruined it

0points

Andy Frobig 1 year ago

If you don't know a nonopus when you see it, I can't help you

0points

Dragons Exist 1 year ago

Well great, now my math notebook is gonna be full of these amazing things (squids and dragons) instead of the quadratic formula

2points

Regina Holt 1 year ago

This person needs to grow up to be an actual artist.

1point

flower petals 1 year ago

This is what a drawing of the essence of The Shawshank Redemption would look like.

1point

April Armstrong 1 year ago

That would be a ninetacle

0points

Lesbitarian Lady Premium 1 year ago

Why are yinz being so judgemental of a person's octopus doodle ? It's gotten out of control. I believe it's been posted due to the interesting way it's woven in and out of the lines. It's almost as though he's crawling in and out of them. Personally, this is doodling taken to an entire new level and blah, blah, blah

0points

Tony Chambers 1 year ago

Yes, yes it does. This is why these creatures will outsmart us.

0points

Annabeth Chase (she/her) 1 year ago

ummm I'm 97% my boyfriend's sister made that exact drawing

0points

2DB 1 year ago

Fhtagn art.

0points

Mimi La Souris 1 year ago

i knew it !!! there is something behind !!!

0points

#20

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Final score:

425points

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omniscientmushiee 1 year ago

DUDE WHAT HOW

88points

Janelle Collard Premium 1 year ago

Everybody knows those cookie tins are actually sewing kits! ;)

9points

Ember 1 year ago

Grandparents always used these (and other biscuit tins) to store sewing needles and cotton. As a child, the disappointment was real when you opened it expecting biscuits…lol

12points

🩶🩷Marvin HoG🩷🩶 1 year ago

Grandparents, parents, me, and now my 20 year old

4points

Cooking Panda 1 year ago

Don't let grandma see this

11points

Bored something 1 year ago

I want Danish butter cookies now.

10points

VNES101 1 year ago

The ones with those bag a*s sugar crystals are the best!

8points

flower petals 1 year ago

That’s a clever hiding place! I’ve never heard about the Cookie Monster being into sowing.. 🪡🍪☺️

7points

Beeps 1 year ago

These AI generated posts are getting out of hand.

5points

2DB 1 year ago

😲 What will they think of next?

5points

Stygtand Premium 1 year ago

That is clearly photoshopped! :)

5points

Jorie 1 year ago

The butter cookies used to be cheap as dirt around the holidays and were some of the best cookies ever!

2points

Bob Brooce 1 year ago

I keep seeing internet posts that reference those cookies, and it's reminding me of how long it's been since I had those cookies. I now need to make a point of acquiring some of those cookies.

1point

Beeps 1 year ago

Sadly, they don’t taste the way they used to. I did actually manage to buy some in Tesco’s the other day. I was really disappointed when I tried them though, they really weren’t very nice and definitely not as buttery as I remember them.

1point

#21

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Final score:

412points

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SparkDragon 1 year ago

❤️

82points

Arnold Larkins 1 year ago

❤️ x2

6points

Gen X Feral 1 year ago

12 hours??? Not days??? What a soulless monster

29points

NJJenn1673 1 year ago

My mother died in my junior year of high school over spring break. When we had to go back to school, I was freaking out because we had a test on Wuthering Heights that we were supposed to read over the break and I hadn't done it. She was not considered a nice teacher, but when I went to explain it to her, she told me she didn't expect to read it, and was excused from the test. That's what good teachers do. Still haven't read Wuthering Heights.

19points

Lynne Bear Hugs 1 year ago

I'm so sorry for your loss, my father died when I was 13, and we went back to school the day after the funeral. I remember walking down the corridors with teachers looking the other way. I realised years later just how young those teachers were and they just didn't know what to say.

9points

Michael Largey 1 year ago

When I had a student lose a grandparent, the lesson and assignment I gave to them was how to take care of their parent. The Law of Cosines can wait.

11points

CCLoos 1 year ago

I read this as "The Law of Cosiness."

1point

ZGutr 1 year ago

asking to share the best memory is powerful beyond believe ...... got a lump in my throat the size of a planet.

9points

Luna 1 year ago

Me, too

3points

CCLoos 1 year ago

I am looking at the username and I wonder if her mom had ALS. Radicava is one of 4 d***s used for ALS treatment (its effectiveness is questionable). Kudos to professor #2.

8points

LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago

Oh wow! It must be relatively new; my grandmother had ALS in the 90s and we weren't given any hope/treatment options :( we'd have tried it for sure, even if its effectiveness was questionable XD

3points

OnlyMe 1 year ago

My brother died and I was given as much time as I felt I needed. I only took a week because actually being busy really helped.

6points

CCLoos 1 year ago

Hugs to you. I lost my sister 5 years ago and she is never far from my mind.

2points

Katchen 1 year ago

I had to show a professor written proof that I’d missed a midterm because my brother had died. He taught the class with two other professors and would not talk to the other two for me. The second professor of three was aghast and spoke with the third professor for me.

5points

Lynne Bear Hugs 1 year ago

Sending you big bear hugs. That first Professor should be removed from teaching in any school.

4points

Thalia Lovering 1 year ago

12 hours? That's despicable.

4points

MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago

very sympathetic person, good for you, sorry for your loss!

4points

Another Redditor also elaborated that the same applies for a number of other things. Music and fashion are prime examples as, say, people might listen to some songs on repeat, but sooner or later they might just become so meh that they could get removed from playlists. But that’s subjective experience, and otherwise doesn’t mean that something is dead per se.

#22

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Final score:

411points

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That Person 1 year ago

The sibling mischief never ends

106points

Cosmikid 1 year ago

Even on the juvenile end it may not be mischief- just - there are some things it is better if Mom does not know...

13points

Andy Resh 1 year ago

I blackmailed my brother into babysitting by threatening to tell my dad that he got a tattoo. We are 43 and 40 years old.

23points

Ryn 1 year ago

Thanks, Andy…hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣 ❤️

2points

Witch with a B 1 year ago

Me (37): Can you keep a secret? Brother (40): What don't you want Mom to know?

9points

Auntriarch 1 year ago

Yes. Yes it is.

9points

Deana Hansen Premium 1 year ago

I am 47 and my brother is 45 we still say this...

8points

Michael Largey 1 year ago (edited)

In our family, it was used so often that it was abbreviated to DTM.

7points

EmJay 1 year ago

My own mother will say that to me

6points

Sandy D 1 year ago

Yeah. My one brother and I are 58. Other brother is almost 52. One of us often tells us first of all, don't tell mom! Mom is 80 years old and we still have things it's better she not know

6points

pineapple87 1 year ago

My dad had an unspoken agreement with his parents until the day they died. He pretended he doesn't smoke and they pretended not to knew he smokes.

4points

Debbie 1 year ago

Same. I got a huge tattoo, and asked my sister not to tell my parents as I was still in the process of having it done (took 3 sessions). I only recently told one other sister. Didn't tell the oldest yet, but it hasn't come up in conversation so no need to. Now I don't care that much but I'm not going around showing my hip.

4points

#23

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Final score:

406points

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Anyone-for-tea? 1 year ago

Upvote for the cat!

211points

Ace 1 year ago

I was completely taken in by the picture until your comment and even then it took me ages to see it.

87points

Tiny Dancer 1 year ago

Thank you, lol! I just scanned the pic thinking, yeah, good for you, buddy. Totally missed the cat doing the banana-for-scale's job.

20points

GenuineJen 1 year ago

Took me forever to see it!

14points

Mojavedog 1 year ago

Seriously would not have noticed the miniature house if you hadn’t mentioned the cat. Lol!

6points

Adrian 1 year ago

Ha, ha, took me a while and now I get it!

5points

Bob Brooce 1 year ago

Right? It must be huge.

3points

S R Godwin 1 year ago

Cat? What cat? I had to look hard to find it! LOL! I am getting OLD!

0points

flower petals 1 year ago

Took me a while… 😆😂

19points

Daniel Atkins 1 year ago

The neighbor is nosey though.

18points

That Person 1 year ago

This actually took me a second

9points

DarcyRose 1 year ago

Look out for giant cats in the area

7points

Kelly Scott 1 year ago

That's the San Franciscan dollhouse by Duracraft. The company is out of business but you can still find this dollhouse on eBay and Craig's List.

6points

Castles 1 year ago

Haha took me a minute!

5points

JenC 1 year ago

I was too busy wondering if the lights were installed by someone who learned home design by playing the Sims.

3points

Another Panda 1 year ago

lol

3points

R Lenz 1 year ago

OMG!!! LOL!!!

1point

#24

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Final score:

403points

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Brittania Kelli 1 year ago

Cattitude. Also, my spirit animal.

98points

DetriMentaL 1 year ago

Betty deserves a Boop

31points

Auntriarch 1 year ago

You have won the internet today

10points

Raquel Mencke 1 year ago

Sorry Betty. We love you more than you hate us. I want to hug her and then run to the emergency room to take care of my injuries.

18points

Captain McSmoot 1 year ago

She has the same face as a crotchety old lady who lived at my old apartment complex. The main difference is that everyone isn't waiting for the day to say this cat is finally dead.

12points

two-sided llama 1 year ago

She doesn’t attack she judges

8points

Bored something 1 year ago

I still love you, Betty

7points

CF 1 year ago

I know the look in her eyes WAY too well!

5points

Delta Dawn 1 year ago

Betty knows what’s up

2points

Wendy Hamilton 1 year ago

Ha ha!

1point

Kiwis Mom 1 year ago

Thank you Betty. You have graced me.

1point

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Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa 1 year ago

Nothing makes me happier than to see a dog that enjoys his job. 🥰

136points

Ray LeBlanc 1 year ago

Or chickens that enjoy being cooped up so tightly.

0points

Pedantic Panda 1 year ago

That's one happy doggy.

16points

detective miller's hat 1 year ago

My friend bought 40 chickens a few years ago and the next morning, they were all gone. Then he gets a call from his neighbour half a mile down the road, and the neighbour says "....did you lose like.... A LOT of chickens? They're all in my yard with my chickens." This happened 4 more times before the chickens realised they were being fed at my friend's house.

14points

Tiny Dancer 1 year ago

"Did you lose like a LOT of chickens?" Oh, how I've wished someone would ask me that at some point in my life.

13points

cj be like 1 year ago

buck-buck-buck- BARK!

14points

Bored something 1 year ago

Just build them a bigger house or join the two together or something. There's no splitting them.

14points

Moogie 1 year ago

Thats not a dog its a chicken

10points

flower petals 1 year ago

What dog? I see no dog.

9points

Robert Davis 1 year ago

When I read flock I was looking for sheep.

7points

james stevenson 1 year ago

"Hi guys! Look! Imma chicken!"

4points

Ken Curry 1 year ago

The beginnings of a black hole

2points

To be fair, there is a slight nuance. In reference to movies, different movies from different eras have different structures to appeal to different strokes of different folks. Say that ten times fast. Action movies, for instance, these days are significantly faster than they used to be back in the day. Memes can be subject to that too, if given enough time.

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Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa 1 year ago

👍

65points

Arnold Larkins 1 year ago

👍 x2

4points

cj be like 1 year ago

Respectable kids!

24points

Gen X Feral 1 year ago

Oh bless their momma's, those boys were raised right.

19points

lovergxrl 1 year ago

thats so cute lol

11points

Lee Henderson 1 year ago

It was so much fun growing up and acting like an adult. Being an adult is not so much fun.

9points

Guy Bare 1 year ago

So... kids have to tipp too ? Sorry, my european mind just can't comprehend this concept.

8points

BoredPossum 1 year ago

I thought the same. Accepting 11 $ from children, I wouldn't.

7points

Sophie 1 year ago

Wait how long ago did 3 pins coladas cost $11??

4points

Beachbum 1 year ago

Parents probably are or were at one time servers. I always told my kids if they ever went out to a sitdown plavce, you better be nice and polite and tip your server well!

1point

Lynne Bear Hugs 1 year ago

I'm presuming those drinks are non alcoholic? lol!

1point

Tuna Beach 1 year ago

That's what virgin means in the post.

5points

Brian Droste 1 year ago

D8d they know how tipping work or just thought that you tip what the bill was? That is a big tip for anyone.

1point

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Carl Roberts 1 year ago

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67points

Karina 1 year ago

When my six year old neighbor tried to crack a "cinderella-nut" and it was empty inside, she said " maybe its because I already have everything i need in my heart". Children have the light to se what we lack us adult.

83points

Nilsen 1 year ago

They may have said it when their sibling lost their stuff, they will _not_ say it when it's their own stuff that's missing.

32points

Beck 1 year ago

This really isn’t that unbelievable IMO….

17points

JustAnotherPanda (she/they/he) 1 year ago

That’s NOT the attitude we all need.

15points

ZuriLovesYou 1 year ago

I don't know, man. I can see a 7 year old saying this. Maybe not a 3 year old. But a 7 year old for sure.

12points

Notme 1 year ago

Yeah as the parent of a 6- and an 8-year old, this is totally feasible.

12points

Olli Hawk 1 year ago

They might have heard another adult say it and then repeated it

10points

The Original Bruno 1 year ago

Me to my kid, for the last several years: "WHO is your writer????"

8points

Marki Campbell 1 year ago

My 7 year old would say something like this. What do you mean , that we expect 7 year olds to read, write and regulate emotions but you don't believe one could say this? What kind of kids are you hanging out with, ones who are emotionally stunted by the adults around them??

7points

Petra 1 year ago

You don't spend a lot of time with kids, huh?

6points

Fuzzy-Me 1 year ago

The 7 year old could have heard that from someone else.

5points

Rayne OfSalt 1 year ago

Tell us you've never interacted with children without saying you've never interacted with children.

3points

Marki Campbell 1 year ago

My 7 year old would say something like this. What do you mean , that we expect 7 year olds to read, write and regulate emotions but you don't believe one could say this? What kind of kids are you hanging out with, ones who are emotionally stunted by the adults around them

3points

Weaponized Beef 1 year ago

Don't be a wet blanket, Carl.

2points

Arikan 1 year ago

They can absolutely say such amazing things.

2points

Mitchell 1 year ago

Cynic. Watch this, the kid is way younger. https://fb.watch/rtriqN3J-0/?

0points

Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago

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Anya Beboop 1 year ago

Even if it's not real they aren't wrong

5points

Kat Nt 1 year ago

This is so sweet

3points

Julia Cargile 1 year ago

Your daughter just made my day-thanks.

2points

Bert van Aalsburg 1 year ago

I’m always disappointed when I lose something. But then, I always console myself believing someone else needed it more than I.

1point

Casey Ironmonger 1 year ago

Hmm. I might tell my wife that, cos recently, she lost $50 in the supermarket car park. The very next week, I found a $5 note on the floor of that same supermarket, which I promptly gave to her.

1point

randomhungryhamsterperson 1 year ago

aww, thats so cute

1point

sweetrottenpeaches 1 year ago

My mom always told me this when I lost something. To this day I think the same. The last thing I lost was one of my favourite golden earring (yeah.. Pure gold and was made in Italy and was also an old piece.) it surely made someone's day. :'(

1point

Jude Laskowski 1 year ago

So true. Some years ago, I found a small gold chain bracelet on the sidewalk and no one around. I wore it for a few weeks until I noticed it wasn't on my wrist. I figured it was a traveling bracelet. I hoped someone would find it and enjoy it as I had. It was real gold and the catch part seemed intact.

1point

allthatandaduck888 1 year ago

That’s sweet, but if I lost something, the thought of someone else with it would not make me feel better lol

1point

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flower petals 1 year ago

“The parliament of overprotective owls” sounds like it has a potential movie script in it 🦉🤎 ...And we would watch!

149points

The Original Bruno 1 year ago

"A Parliament of Owls" is a chapter of C. S. Lewis' "The Silver Chair" from "The Chronicles of Narnia." TIL that "parliament" is not a word for a flock of owls, but that Lewis was merely making a play on words of from Chaucer's "An Assembly of Foules," which has been translated as "a parliament of fowls." He's no earlier than the fourth to do that, however. The owls, which were in fact very overprotective ("Ooh, what a to-do! Ooh-hoo, what to do!"), were rescuing and gearing up a small band of adventurers.

12points

james stevenson 1 year ago

The Parliment of Owls was then scattered into confusion and dissarray after the arrival of the Council of Meows

5points

Arnold Larkins 1 year ago

What about its sequel: "The Council of Defensive Birds"

2points

Doofnuts 1 year ago

Will Tippi Hendren be in it?

1point

Insomniac 1 year ago

I was thinking a children's book series.

1point

Teresa Spanics 1 year ago

I would!

0points

General Anaesthesia 1 year ago

Parliament of owls hiding from the murder of crows.

8points

flower petals 1 year ago

Nice 😊

0points

BarkingSquirell 1 year ago

I now have 2 ravens visiting and they are not crows. One of them is sidling toward me a bit more each day to pinch a peanut. Gorgeous birds.

3points

Kitty's Mama 1 year ago

Bet you don't have a mouse problem

3points

Mike F 1 year ago

Any kind of vermin, lol.

1point

Luis Hernandez Dauajare 1 year ago

"A Parliament of Owls". That is majestic. Probably hiding from a conspiracy of lemurs.

2points

2DB 1 year ago

There's POO on the porch.

2points

Kerri Peek 1 year ago

The owls are not what they seem.

2points

Lynne Bear Hugs 1 year ago

How fabulous! I have one in my backyard somewhere. It flew off my undercover clothesline one day when I opened the back door. I was so excited to see it. I hear it now and then.

1point

Cheryl Tber 1 year ago

Lucky you!!! Wisdom and safety.

1point

Sharon Dymond 1 year ago

I want a "parliament of owls" to be a real thing. Is it?

0points

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Jennik 1 year ago

:-) That remind me of an incident years ago when my daughter was about 6 years old. I had been made redundant and the company I (no longer) worked for did a marketing stunt at their flagship store where people could write on post-it notes and stick them to the big front window. My daughter wrote one that said, "WHY DID YOU MAKE MUMMY LOSE HER JOB?".

149points

troufaki13 1 year ago

So? Did you get it?

18points

Karen Krause 1 year ago

My nephew called my sister's boss when he was young and wanted to know why he wouldn't give her more money so she wouldn't have to work so long and they could go places together.

14points

Steve Hall 1 year ago

Yeah, that wasn't a "she's so cute" comment, that was a warning.

7points

Ash 1 year ago

BUT DID IT WORK???

2points

Sven Grammersdorf 1 year ago

An 11-year-old should not have access to social media

1point

Joanne Earle 1 year ago

So? Did he get the raise?

1point

S R Godwin 1 year ago

This is so funny!

0points

Lynne Bear Hugs 1 year ago

Did they hire her?

0points

Mrs. Joe V 1 year ago

But did you get the raise?! :)

0points

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flower petals 1 year ago

Revenge prank: Photocopy a piece of their favorite candy.. Get it on film, and you might have an AFV winner! 😏

132points

Lee Henderson 1 year ago

Or superglue candy to the floor. At 16 I worked in a store at a camping resort. Crazy Glue had just come out, so we would glue quarters to the floor. Ha! In 1976 we still had penny candy.

5points

Mustafa Kiziroğlu 1 year ago

I think it's America's Funniest Home Videos. They just abbreviate everything.

5points

TomCat 1 year ago

That show still makes me crack up!!

1point

Kristie E 1 year ago

"ou piece a candy!" "Ou piece a candy!" "Ou piece a candy!"

1point

Nikki138 1 year ago

👍

0points

glowworm2 1 year ago

That kid's an evil mastermind.

4points

Daya Meyer 1 year ago

And he is skilled with scissors, it is perfectly cut out.

2points

Doofnuts 1 year ago

You have a smart kid--rejoice!

2points

Kiwis Mom 1 year ago

Heheheh

0points

Samsquatch & Monko 1 year ago

Photocopy a turd and put it on the kids bed

-2points

So, what are your thoughts on any of this? What are some of your favorite memes? Share your takes, stories and memes in the comment section below!

And don’t forget there’s memes everywhere, including on Bored Panda, so the journey doesn’t have to really end here.

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That Person 1 year ago

“Yeah, Jeff, the best kind of cat IS the kind you own, think about that for a second.”

65points

james stevenson 1 year ago

"Nobody OWNS a cat" - Garfield

4points

two-sided llama 1 year ago

And the best cat should get extra catnip should he Jeff

3points

Ash 1 year ago

"And then give me wet food."

1point

setsuriseikou 1 year ago

Nobody owns a cat, it's cats that own us

4points

Brian Droste 1 year ago

And the cat just looks like the cat in the picture.

3points

Sparky4 1 year ago

I think it's a custom book. The book cat even has the clipped ear.

1point

Dee Rutherford 1 year ago

😻😻

3points

Jan March 1 year ago

Who's Jeff

3points

That Person 1 year ago

The imaginary name of the owner, as though the cat is telling the owner this

3points

H G 1 year ago

AS IT WAS FORETOLD

2points

Lynne Bear Hugs 1 year ago

Purrfect!

1point

Adrian 1 year ago

Rescued TNR?

1point

Victoria Howell 1 year ago

It would appear so! Resuces are awesome.

3points

Teresa Spanics 1 year ago

AWW 😻💖

0points

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Alvia Vseobecna 1 year ago

yes, this is a dilemma :D

69points

Arnold Larkins 1 year ago

Forget the Trolly dilemma, the Grid dilemma is more important

1point

That Person 1 year ago

Glad someone was brave enough to admit this

6points

Cosmikid 1 year ago

LOL! I have lived off the grid for 40 years; still do. Not everyone really wants it!

4points

Justin Rogers 1 year ago

7 years in and my first month I realized that I don't need much

3points

Bob Brooce 1 year ago

Good news. Package delivery is not part of the grid. You can be off the grid and get next day delivery of many things, and you can be on the grid and wait several days for the fast deliveries.

2points

Mimi La Souris 1 year ago

I want to be able to choose not to be delivered on weekends (and not have to make people work on weekends, especially when they have no choice and they gain nothing more)

2points

Michael Fernandez 1 year ago

I was visiting a friend who lives on an island that’s served by an hourly ferry (that travels all of 1000 feet), and I asked if he has to time his DoorDash orders so the drivers don’t have to wait very long, and he gave me an “oh, my sweet summer child” look.

1point

Notme 1 year ago

I really believe in veganism but I also really like cheese and salami.

1point

Lynne Bear Hugs 1 year ago

Lol!

0points

Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago

Sometimes even being on the grid doesn't help. My roomie got something on Amazon and the package was found in a field 5 miles away from the house.....

1point

sturmwesen 1 year ago

you mean..it ŵas found off the grid

5points

Bored something 1 year ago (edited)

Bahahaha, I've had a parcel that's been sitting in my local parcel centre for over a week now. It took three days from ordering to packing, shipping then first sorting facility in another state to my state to then just sit there. To be honest I'm getting miffed.

1point

Sandy Levin Bernstein 1 year ago

First world problems!

0points

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John Mosley 1 year ago

He will, too :).

70points

Mimi La Souris 1 year ago

i found them, and all their relatives

13points

flower petals 1 year ago

Could be a sexy search.. 👀

7points

Andy Frobig 1 year ago

After my dad died, someone said "sorry you lost your dad." I said "lost? Now I always know exactly where he is!"

2points

Helen Rohrlach 1 year ago

They're in the fridge.

2points

Ari Maranichi 1 year ago

I took them from you :D

1point

Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago

I hear they come in flat, square boxes...

1point

censorshipsucks 1 year ago

this would work better in the uk.

1point

Bert van Aalsburg 1 year ago

Let me guess. He’s dreaming the two of you are on vacation in London?

0points

randomhungryhamsterperson 1 year ago

snort

0points

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Manic Mama 1 year ago (edited)

My daughter puts mascara on in the car, I announce "BUMP" every time we hit a, well, a bump, so she knows to take the wand away from her eye. Scary thing is when I accidentally do it when alone ...

107points

Tamra 1 year ago

Hope you guys have a good ophthalmologist. 😬

13points

SaneMinotaur 1 year ago

If it makes you feel any better, I still say 'Whee!' when I'm in a car going round a corner, regardless of whether my 10y/o is with me or not.

11points

OnlyMe 1 year ago

I used to take my dog running (he's too old now) and I still say "cross" when the road is clear.

5points

Ashlie Dearest 1 year ago

Driver or not, why do people brush their teeth, apply makeup, shave, file their nails, eat, etc in the car?

5points

Nikole 1 year ago

I do my makeup in the car when I have a ride in order to save time

0points

Olli Hawk 1 year ago

Why am I imagining this in an accent 😭

3points

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Rebelliousslug 1 year ago

I totally understand this. My puppies will be 9 this year.

107points

Pink kitty 1 year ago

My kittens (brothers) will be 10 this year!

8points

james stevenson 1 year ago

My doggo is a Miniature Aussie Shepherd. Always Small. Will always be my puppy boy.

5points

Judy Reynolds 1 year ago

My cutie puppy just turned 2. He also pulled me into a mud puddle this morning, 2 miles from home. My pants were almost dry by the time we got home.

4points

sleepybear 1 year ago

awe the little babies

2points

Beck 1 year ago

Just a little baby! 😊

2points

CrazyKnitter 1 year ago

My puppy is just over 2, but he will be my baby forever.

1point

Dawnieangel76 1 year ago

My kitty went to the Rainbow Bridge last year, at around 27 years old or so.

0points

MotherofGuineaPigs 1 year ago

Senior Kitizen

8points

LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago

My old gray girl, Wintressia, had a collar tag that said exactly that! XD She was 19, just two months shy of her 20th birthday, when she died.

3points

HelmGrass 1 year ago

my 19 y.o. kitten takes her job to sleep/eat/entertain very seriously.

5points

nixoloco 1 year ago

my Gargamel turns 19 in a month. he also takes his eat/sleep/entertain seriously (in that order).

4points

Cosmikid 1 year ago

My Cleopatra is 7 now, and has been a full adult since she was 2. All of ours are "indoor-outdoor- Barn" cats, though, so their lives are complex. Cleo still wants to be in my lap - when she wants to. But she's very adult about it. :-)

5points

Stephanie A Mutti 1 year ago

This is my struggle. I have an orange boy cat. I can't stop telling him that he's a pretty girl.

5points

Cosmikid 1 year ago

Life can be difficult.

2points

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago

Audi just turned one, and Bouche will be two next month.

5points

LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago (edited)

Goodness, I feel like I've been reading/talking to you since Bouche was a literal kitten! :D Kohl will be turning eight and Preacher will be turning three in May (I estimated their birthdays based on how old they were when I adopted them.) As for the "big stinky not-cats" (dogs) - Stilgar turned two in January and Fenring is 9 months! I absolutely still refer to Kohl and Preacher as "kittens"/babies and Stilly is referred to as a "puppy" 99% of the time XD

2points

DetriMentaL 1 year ago

We have a floof that is almost 2 years old, legend has it that we named her Blue Grace. Nobody calls her that, she is kitten and that's that.

5points

firecrackershrimp 1 year ago

Got three 18 yr old lil baby kitties

4points

IsaMendes 1 year ago

I apologize but this must be wrong because my cat is 13 and he's just a little baby

3points

lovergxrl 1 year ago

my dogs going to be nine next week but shes still my little baby

3points

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Cosmikid 1 year ago

Grass on the roof was "normalized" about 3,000 years ago. How did we go so wrong??

94points

Michelle Gosney 1 year ago

Check out ‘Temple Mills’ in Leeds, uk. Had a grass roof with sheep during the Industrial Revolution

9points

Alex Kennedy 1 year ago

…people didn’t like vermin and snakes coming out of their walls? People here had sod houses well less than 100 years ago, and they were very grateful when they didn’t have to live in them anymore.

2points

Jude Laskowski 1 year ago

When we became tired of hearing sheep clomping around on the roof while we were trying to sleep.

1point

RavenCroft 1 year ago

Sheep inflation

0points

Justin Rogers 1 year ago

Hobbs my 3 legged Nigerian dwarf goat lives IN my house and right now I'm snuggled up to my other baby 3 legged goat in bed while she heals

7points

Captain McSmoot 1 year ago

I want to construct a hobbit hole-style home and do this. How awesome would it be to have flowers instead of shingles on my roof!

5points

Andy Frobig 1 year ago

Hey, you wanna get down from there? Naaaaa

3points

cj be like 1 year ago

you're WOOLLY overdue on your rent this month, mister

2points

Meyrin 1 year ago

Oh my lamblord :D

1point

Lotekguy Premium 1 year ago

Hence the phrase, "eating you out of house and home".

1point

Dawnieangel76 1 year ago

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0points

S R Godwin 1 year ago

I sleep in a ground floor extension to our house, in the middle of the countryside and those sheep jump on my roof at 5 a.m. every morning, I swear....either that or it's the jackdaws, or the red squirrels or a Scots Hobgoblin. Anyway, I wish they'd STOP......just saying!

0points

Trin DM 1 year ago

It’s GG, my Guard Goat

0points

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Content Wombat 1 year ago

Ooh, clever doggo! :)

73points

The Original Bruno 1 year ago

But what I wanna know is how did the dog put the movie poster back?

17points

YetAnotherSarah 1 year ago

Snitch neighbor

20points

Sunny Day 1 year ago

And the dog spotted them. Guess we know which yard will get the doggie landmines from now on.

17points

Reviewer UK01 1 year ago

My dad's dog figured out that stealing a lot of food would be noticed and the food moved away. So he stole one apple a day from the fruit bowl for months on end and had them thinking they'd gone crazy until he was caught

16points

SaneMinotaur 1 year ago

Your dog is a genius, that's so smart! Accidentally gaslighting your folks into the bargain as well lol

8points

2DB 1 year ago

Woof on the roof.

9points

Miss Tinker 1 year ago

Shawshank Style 😅

8points

Linda van A. 1 year ago

You can tell she feels caught.

7points

lovergxrl 1 year ago

dont tell mom

5points

Chrw007 1 year ago

Reminds me of how Air Bud gets out of his window lol

2points

Anyone-for-tea? 1 year ago

What is your bedroom window made of??

2points

Cool crow 1 year ago

I see the window, left hand side, is open. Maybe chewed thru screen?

1point

Beachbum 1 year ago

Whatan awesome doggo! This is sooooo cute!

1point

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GenuineJen 1 year ago

show cat

93points

Spooky Demon Bat (she/they) 1 year ago

Here: IMG_202310...68a4a3.jpg

32points

SEAGULL 1 year ago

show cat

19points

Just-A-Black-Cat-Lover 1 year ago

show cat

4points

River wolf (she/her) 1 year ago

Ok

1point

ZGutr 1 year ago

When we where starting an european call-center we had new employees weekly. They nearly always had trouble staring introducing themselves , to which we all shouted "How many cats do you have??" (a 'joke' from the first crew that by strange coincidence all had a cat or 2, 3, 4 ) Somehow it always worked. Always.

9points

Michael Largey 1 year ago

It's really up to the cat - as it will make very clear to you.

5points

HelmGrass 1 year ago

thats because cats make everything better .... always 🐈

4points

setsuriseikou 1 year ago (edited)

Did she?

4points

Piglet 1 year ago

What, show cat?

4points

Linda Cahan 1 year ago

Absolutely! I love it when cats join zoom meetings!! Dogs are welcome too :-D

2points

Regina Holt 1 year ago

When I'm on Zoom, I just let my cats walk right through the screen. People love to see my cats!

2points

Teresa Spanics 1 year ago

AWW 😻💖

1point

Clover 1 year ago

I wanna see the cat too.

0points

Jeremy Bolanos 1 year ago

Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat

0points

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Sven Horlemann 1 year ago

AC/DC always works

65points

james stevenson 1 year ago

AKKADAKKA!!!! (Nickname for AC/DC)

2points

Lynne Bear Hugs 1 year ago

Yep we Auzzies knew straight away....lol!

2points

Carole G. 1 year ago

Wholesome.

2points

Sophie 1 year ago

I read sneakers at first and was lost

1point

Khavrinen 1 year ago

Thanks to The Daily Show, Back In Black only makes me think of Lewis Black.

1point

Andy Frobig 1 year ago

How else would you buy speakers?

1point

Mike F 1 year ago

My personal favorite is For Your Love by Idris Muhammad. Separates the good from the great.

1point

flower petals 1 year ago

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Edward Finger Hands 1 year ago

Back in Black is a song by AC/DC. Amy Winehouse’s song is Back to Black. Easy mixup.

44points

two-sided llama 1 year ago (edited)

Heart in the right place brain in the wrong decade

10points

Carries 1 year ago

'Back in black' is a song by AC/DC

9points

Anga 1 year ago

That's AC/DC

9points

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flower petals 1 year ago

You’re going to need a bigger bathtub..

244points

Dblguy 1 year ago

You’re going to need a bigger toilet.

32points

Cosmikid 1 year ago

The only possible way for you to recover - is to GET HER BACK. Start with "Just so you know? My life is now dedicated to getting you back. You will not see it coming. Live in fear." And smile. Wait at least 6 months- then.... (you'll have to find her weakness- there is one.)

12points

BarkingSquirell 1 year ago

🏆 You win Bored Panda today!

1point

Jeff White 1 year ago

Truly brilliant reply. Well played samurai, well played.

1point

Bunny Lady 1 year ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

detective miller's hat 1 year ago

One of my sisters is terrified of sharks, but if I went this far, no one would ever find my body.

15points

Katie Lutesinger 1 year ago

Good thing you were already in the bathroom, if you know what I mean.

7points

Nina 1 year ago

Soo, when are you moving?

6points

Jules 1 year ago

Brilliant

4points

Dogcat vet (retired) 1 year ago

is it bad that I want one of those? I'm only nervous of sharks when i go swimming in the ocean as our area is a nursery ground for great whites. On the land, not so much

4points

The Doom Song 1 year ago

You're not the only one who wants one. I'd put mine in my 2nd bathroom

1point

Panflute 1 year ago

I suspect she lost her spare key privilege.

2points

SilverSkyCloud 1 year ago

thats awesome lol

1point

ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago

I just screamed

1point

Just stopping by 1 year ago

😂😂😂😂😂

1point

#41

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296points

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troufaki13 1 year ago

I love that! I hope someday I have a relationship like this! 😊

88points

Thalia Lovering 1 year ago

I hope someday I can make bunnies like this.

8points

One Broken Ginger 1 year ago

Me too bro me too

2points

Nancy Lynch Premium 1 year ago

I hope someday I will know how to text.

0points

Moogie 1 year ago

THATS the kind of relationships that need to happen more often

10points

Ethan Ricks 1 year ago

(\_/) (•_•) /><\ I drew a bunny.

7points

Ethan Ricks 1 year ago

D**MIT!!

5points

glowworm2 1 year ago

That is adorable.

7points

Just-4-2day 1 year ago

(\_/) (._.) />💚

2points

MonicaChicagoGal 1 year ago

😆

2points

randomhungryhamsterperson 1 year ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

randomhungryhamsterperson 1 year ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

Roxy222uk 1 year ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

allthatandaduck888 1 year ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

#42

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293points

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Mimi La Souris 1 year ago

the cute little noses ! <3

81points

C Hendrix 1 year ago

Boopsnoots!!

5points

Norma 1 year ago

wait...that cow is in a vehicle!

9points

Mike F 1 year ago

I think that's a deer.

2points

KillerKiwi 1 year ago

False, I am never this cute when FaceTime connects

4points

Upstaged75 1 year ago

This is how my boss always has her camera. I gave up trying to tell her that I'm looking straight up her nose. :)

3points

Kitty's Mama 1 year ago

Boop!

3points

Gen X Feral 1 year ago

Medically need to boop!

3points

Jen Mart 1 year ago

BOOOOOOOP

2points

Jules 1 year ago

Awwwwww 😍

2points

Justanotherpanda 1 year ago

Is that a cow in a car??

2points

Julie S 1 year ago

Is that cow in a car? Don't face time and drive people.

2points

randomhungryhamsterperson 1 year ago

boob de noses <3

1point

#43

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292points

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Black Garbage 1 year ago

I like this dad.

83points

Raquel Mencke 1 year ago

My Dad will sometimes answer the phone with 'Nobody here but us chickens!? And then we get down to business. Many times after an in person visit with my parents - we say our goodbyes with Pip Pip, Carry On then, Cheers, Long live the Queen, and a few others in a British accent. He also wears bow ties to church now since he is retired.

12points

Paul C. 1 year ago

Your dad wears a shirt and tie even on his day off relaxing, doesn't he?

9points

Lotekguy Premium 1 year ago

He wants to watch a documentary they're streaming about a Nigerian prince with serious financial pressures and prospects.

4points

Jeremy Bolanos 1 year ago

I sense this dad occasionally calls random people to discuss their car insurance.

3points

Caryle 1 year ago

And hey, what’s your mom’s birthdate again?

2points

Caryle 1 year ago

Made me laugh so hard

1point

Princeofdarkness 1 year ago

I smell a scam

1point

Cynthia Marrs 1 year ago

Nerd dad?

0points

Tuna Beach 1 year ago

Nope. Spelling is too accurate.

0points

KillerKiwi 1 year ago

Many thanks

0points

#44

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288points

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Jack Burton 1 year ago

100% Kawaii

53points

Nuku Nyara 1 year ago

Squeee!🐾🐾❤️❤️

5points

Mimi La Souris 1 year ago

200% agree

3points

Cosmikid 1 year ago

but bordering on kimokawaii - (the word not the corporation)

2points

Shirley Heyn 1 year ago

Now those are some beans. . .!

0points

Lynne Bear Hugs 1 year ago

Oh wow! I hope you preserved it somehow!

0points

Brian Droste 1 year ago

I want one.

0points

Lotekguy Premium 1 year ago

Those really complement bear claws.

0points

2DB 1 year ago

When you cross strawberries with beans.

0points

TruthoftheHeart 1 year ago

Dehydrate and save it!

0points

I’ll have a treble thanks. 1 year ago

I could smell that.

0points

Moogie 1 year ago

💯

0points

#45

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285points

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Jennik 1 year ago

The look on the dog's face...

97points

Mimi La Souris 1 year ago

proud uncle or aunt :)

12points

EmJay 1 year ago

Screenshot...688337.png

4points

Cosmikid 1 year ago

In this case, that look is genetic, I think....

3points

Ray LeBlanc 1 year ago

I think it's a pug, they always look terrified.

0points

David Fox 1 year ago

The days of COVID.....we did what we could to keep on going.

18points

KillerKiwi 1 year ago

One time during Covid we dropped some stuff off to our cousins and they had just had a baby but obviously we couldn’t go inside of anything so the dad held him up lion king style in the door way 😂

8points

TheRealRobertWhite 1 year ago

Is that Charles and Camilla? The tall ones, not the pug.

6points

Lynne Bear Hugs 1 year ago

Oh if only they had a horse instead of a pug! Lol!

3points

Pyla 1 year ago

Pugs are people persons

3points

Lynne Bear Hugs 1 year ago

Looks perfectly right to me! Lol! Gorgeous!

2points

lolliegag69 1 year ago

How sweet

2points

Adrian 1 year ago

COVID?

2points

Vicki Perizzolo 1 year ago

you should check out the women showing the Orang her baby... they shared quite a moment between moms...

1point

randomhungryhamsterperson 1 year ago

snort

1point

#46

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Final score:

266points

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DetriMentaL 1 year ago

Eating with favorite small spoon hits different

117points

james stevenson 1 year ago

Yep. I always used to eat ice-cream or custard with a teaspoon so it would last longer.

4points

Bookish Panda 1 year ago

WHY IS THIS SO TRUE!?

4points

Bored Birgit 1 year ago

For me it's a blue plastic spoon. Everything tastes better with it.

2points

CF 1 year ago

I don't have any that I hate, but 3 that I search for every time. It gives the right ratio of cereal to milk with a proper total mouthful volume.

17points

linda harbin 1 year ago

Or that one spoon everyone wants….

12points

flower petals 1 year ago

But they can’t have it. It’s mine! My Precious…

15points

Mike Ray 1 year ago

Mine is a fork

7points

That Person 1 year ago

I pick the small spoon for ice cream so I can enjoy it

7points

JenC 1 year ago

Me too, it lasts longer with a small spoon

4points

Jack Burton 1 year ago

One that is slightly heavier than others

7points

Beck 1 year ago

I remember reading somewhere that using slightly heavy utensils makes people think the food they’re eating tastes better/is higher quality :) weird little psychological trick some restaurants use.

4points

HelmGrass 1 year ago

I have a fork like that. I d get rid of it but it s my husbands fav so that s a no go. So for now I ll let it live amongst the other forks and just give it nasty looks

6points

Another Panda 1 year ago

The grapefruit spoon

4points

Jorie 1 year ago

Used to have a one-of-a-kind fork I mixed meatloaf with. One day I accidentally threw it in the garbage in some crumbled up paper. Meatloaf has not tasted nearly as good since...

3points

Colin Matthews 1 year ago

Cant scratch the inside of your ear with that handle..useless.

2points

#47

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266points

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Cosmikid 1 year ago

Will you sell me your 15 year old please? I need this one...

80points

james stevenson 1 year ago

Every year we would ask our parents "What do you want for Christmas?" and every year, without fail, they would reply "Good kids"

9points

H G 1 year ago

😆🤣😆

2points

bv7hearts 1 year ago

@Cosmikid That.....is phrased....not good.

1point

RavenCroft 1 year ago

Pretty sure slavery is still illegal LOL

0points

Justme 1 year ago

*mumbles through the crumbs* you can have as much screen time as you want honey.

10points

HOUSE 1 year ago

Great show!

10points

HTakeover 1 year ago (edited)

Except when they do foreign food when they haven't any idea actually what the food is actually supposed to be like. Though it becomes a whole 'nother kind of entertainment then. Like when they did Mexican week; terrible tres leches cake and tacos, but greatly entertaining to see someone peel an avocado with a peeler like it was a carrot.

13points

CORGI QUEEN 1 year ago

us 15 year olds love to bake for no apparent reason, and all of my friends love to read and constantly share books with each other.

9points

Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago (edited)

I started when I was 10! I'm 66 now and have made many a meal... and a lot of meals professionally! (I'm and IT tech and a multimedia specialist BTW, so hey!) Nothing wrong with learning to cook! Washing, sewing and ironing helps a lot too! Male or Female! It's got me out of a few jams! Oh wait! Jam! I've made that too!

2points

BitchinintheBurgh' 1 year ago

Those look amazing

8points

ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago

Only cooking and home renovation shows allowed :)

7points

Alewa 1 year ago

When we were kids we were rarely allowed candy, so my brother learned to bake because my parents couldn't possibly keep him from learning such an important life skill. My siblings and I very much encouraged him, too.

6points

Regina Holt 1 year ago

This is a great way of pulling the wool over the parents' eyes!

4points

Lynne Bear Hugs 1 year ago

I'll have that one! The 15 year old I mean! Lol!

2points

Holly D. 1 year ago

OMG YUM!!!!

2points

Manic Mama 1 year ago

Kiiiidsssss .... do i have something for you to watch!

2points

#48

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Final score:

263points

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Mrs. Dearly Regret 1 year ago

She can make a little lemonade

99points

AtMostAFabulist Premium 1 year ago

Lemon drop

13points

Black Garbage 1 year ago

When life gives you little lemons…

5points

SCP 4666 1 year ago (edited)

Ask for a grain of salt and a few drops of tequila

11points

Lynne Bear Hugs 1 year ago

I'm sure she has a doll's house she can put that in? Lol!

2points

Biggie Ed 1 year ago

Damn- your mom has really big hands!

2points

Caro Caro 1 year ago

Need banana

2points

The Original Bruno 1 year ago

When life gives you lemons, demand more from life!

1point

DetriMentaL 1 year ago

... And all that i can see, is just another (little) lemon tree

1point

flower petals 1 year ago

🎶 I wonder why (a little), I wonder how (a little), yesterday you told me a bit’ bout the blue, blue sky..🎶 ❤️

1point

April Armstrong 1 year ago

Slimonade

0points

Jude Laskowski 1 year ago

Quality always beats quantity.

0points

Colin Matthews 1 year ago

Needs a disproportionately large Gin for Karmic balance

0points

#49

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Final score:

262points

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Howl's sleeping castle 1 year ago

Heart emoji

57points

SEAGULL 1 year ago

heartwarming reply

9points

SilverSkyCloud 1 year ago

awwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1point

Jinx (she/her) 1 year ago

maybe he really didn't know yet, sometimes it's a slow burn

1point

Mikkel Sørensen 1 year ago

Relationship goals.

0points

Zachary Gees 1 year ago

❤ ngl that sounds like me looking at my crush

0points

Christina B 1 year ago

This should be higher....so sweet

0points

#50

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Final score:

258points

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Uncanny 1 year ago

He didn’t take many steps before deciding to scream to be let back in. 🤣

61points

james stevenson 1 year ago

*step* *step* *step* *deep breath* "MMEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!"

3points

Friendly Neighbourhood Hermit 1 year ago

It was at this moment he knew... he f***ed up

7points

HelmGrass 1 year ago

his footsies are cold and watery! 🐾

6points

flower petals 1 year ago

This is the only acceptable way of combining a donut and beans 🙃🐱

6points

Gen X Feral 1 year ago

Omg I laughed so hard! I'll never look at powdered donuts the same 😂

5points

I’m A Black Cat 1 year ago

It's cold AND wet, LET ME IIIIIN!!

5points

Freya the Wanderer 1 year ago

Reminds me of a story my grandmother told me about my uncle when he was a boy. He had seen numerous pictures of snow but never been around it. So, when the family was on a trip through mountains, they spotted some snow, and my uncle charged and jumped in it. He leaped right out, saying "I didn't know it was cold and wet!"

6points

Notme 1 year ago

Chilly beanz

3points

lolliegag69 1 year ago

It too cold

3points

Jen Mart 1 year ago

He donut like it outside

2points

Do-nut touch da donut 1 year ago

I applaud this

1point

Jude Laskowski 1 year ago

Let him in right now!

1point

#51

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Final score:

107points

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Mimi La Souris 1 year ago

egg rug... egg rug ? egg rug !!! take my money !!!

31points

Nina 1 year ago

Making an egg rug? What skills does he posess?

4points

LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago

Maybe latch hook? I made a few rugs with a latch hook back when I was a teenager. They look quite nice!

1point

CCLoos 1 year ago

The way the yolk matches the chair is a thing of beauty (I almost said eggs-quisite)

3points

Kitty's Mama 1 year ago (edited)

Best cat daddy

2points

#52

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Final score:

98points

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LB 1 year ago

How about both :D?

25points

Mimi La Souris 1 year ago

hard day in perspective

0points

Tom Nagel 1 year ago

If you haven't tried it yet try chronic pain tired. For me, bedtime is torture time. I have to try to get as exhausted as possible, and then just maybe I can pass out. Used to use alcohol, but had to give that up 17 years ago. Obviously not the best coping mechanism.

3points

Regina Holt 1 year ago

I am reading this at 6:24 in the morning after being up for hours, unable to sleep. But at least II'm being productive viewing BP

1point

LJ 1 year ago

what about the difference between couch tired and bed tired

0points

#53

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Final score:

94points

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Jack Burton 1 year ago

If it's a trap it will definitely work on me

40points

Cosmikid 1 year ago

Wow, that's a well-broke cat! Attach anything to any of mine and- run for the tornado cellar!!

5points

TruthoftheHeart 1 year ago

When you find the side quest on a game

2points

The Original Bruno 1 year ago (edited)

NGL. I would be carrying him around looking for who to pay for him.

1point

Robert Millar 1 year ago

*His expression* ... And be quick about it! I've got things to do.

1point

Adrian 1 year ago

And the expression says, "Or else!"

0points

The Original Bruno 1 year ago

WTF is with all these toxic down-voters?

0points

HTakeover 1 year ago

Kajit has wares if you have coin. Follow.

0points

#54

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Final score:

91points

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Farah Kamal 1 year ago

this is so true

32points

Karina 1 year ago

I've lost <4 kg since i stopped eating my lovely, matte chips😭😭

3points

Delta Dawn 1 year ago

also if the bag is freaking impossible to open

0points

#55

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Final score:

90points

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DetriMentaL 1 year ago

Meh just whining about the usual shite and raisin' unnecessary topics

51points

SaneMinotaur 1 year ago

Yeah, at least discuss something more currant.

4points

Kitty's Mama 1 year ago

Hearing stuff thru the grape vine 🎶

5points

censorshipsucks 1 year ago

I thought about this meme just the other day. I appreciate polite grammar/spelling collections like this. ;-)

4points

Purple Sprinkles 1 year ago

I bet they be raisin hell.

3points

#56

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Final score:

90points

POST

Edward Finger Hands 1 year ago

Washing dishes = washing dishes. Washing the sink, countertops, stove, and dishes = Washing the sink, countertops, stove, and dishes

22points

TruthoftheHeart 1 year ago

Nope, doing the dishes make splashes after you do the dishes it's your job to clean up all the splash and soap and it only takes a second to wipe the counter while the water is running.

8points

giku T 1 year ago

i do this everyday, if my partner is the one who cooks, the torture extends to wiping the cabinet surfaces and floor

8points

MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago

you forgot dry and put away!!

3points

Spannermonkey 1 year ago

100%

3points

PG 1 year ago

Hmmm... How about just say clean the kitchen?

1point

ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago

Uhh. Nope. Washing dishes is washing dishes

1point

Anya Beboop 1 year ago

That's not about age it's about communication.

1point

Bartlet for World Domination 1 year ago

I will not have my dishes washed by someone who needs to be told the countertops at the very least are part of the chore.

5points

Uncanny 1 year ago

No water or suds to be left on the sink..none! Or job not done properly. Also, tiles behind cooktop need cleaning if spitty food (lookin at you, 🥓 ) has been cooked. A spritz of air freshener and opening of the kitchen window the finishing touch. 😀👍

1point

Pablo Ramos 1 year ago

Don't forget "the spoon". It lives among the burners and is where my wife sets the spoons she's cooking with.

1point

Regina Holt 1 year ago (edited)

I live alone, so I just use the microwave (no stove to clean) and paper plates (no plates to wash). Seriously, I just eat a bunch of fruits and veggies and toast, or sandwiches, or canned beans which I eat cold out of the can. I;m not a vegetarian, i just dont do a lot of meat that requires cooking and just needs reheating in microwave

0points

#57

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Final score:

88points

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linda harbin 1 year ago

Two valium and a shot of coconut rum.

59points

Mike F 1 year ago

And somebody behind you with a taser.

6points

Lee Henderson 1 year ago

You could walk it with just that!?

1point

Sonja Timmerman 1 year ago

That I should not do! Hahahaaa

0points

The Original Bruno 1 year ago

I bet you'd be off that bridge in five minutes flat.

-2points

Laugh or not 1 year ago

Someone trying to kill me, like Indiana Jones in the temple of doom.

15points

Isabel Galvez 1 year ago

My soul will cross that bridge someday

10points

Manic Mama 1 year ago

Alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.

7points

Robert Trebor 1 year ago

Checks Google maps. Oh, right, 200 mile detour. Take about 4 hours.

6points

Nuku Nyara 1 year ago

I would use my Jack Sparrow pirate run and take ot in 15 minutes 🤪

6points

Tucker Cahooter 1 year ago

Make sure you know what your favourite colour is before attempting to cross

6points

seana lammers 1 year ago

Huh?

1point

Libstak 1 year ago

Nothing on this Gods good earth would make me do that......NOTHING

3points

MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago

500 bucks

2points

Stephanie A Mutti 1 year ago

Easiest question on the SATs

2points

#58

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Final score:

87points

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Pinco 60 1 year ago

That's so funny 🤣

20points

Cosmikid 1 year ago

DANGEROUS. Really. Daffodil tops and bulbs are seriously poisonous - I've had sheep die. You can eat tulip bulbs - but not Daffs. Everybody TAKE NOTES.

8points

omniscientmushiee 1 year ago

My brain: dats some good 'sparagus ... oh wait

6points

My O My 1 year ago

You're not alone! Guess we know whats for dinner tomorrow

0points

I’ll have a treble thanks. 1 year ago

Is Dave applying for the Darwinien award?

2points

The Original Bruno 1 year ago

Asda daffs, supplying keyboard smashers with flowers for 30 years.

-1point

Mimi La Souris 1 year ago

they looks so ... plastic, no ?

-3points

Julie S 1 year ago

They will open as soon as they are put in water

2points

#59

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Final score:

84points

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Jennik 1 year ago

But they smelt nice! Strange, but nice.

36points

Mimi La Souris 1 year ago

truuuue, the taste too. (not me, a friend...)

4points

John Mosley 1 year ago

Also, they don't taste like fruit. Trust me.

6points

Pablo Ramos 1 year ago

I can smell them.

2points

Victoria Howell 1 year ago

What are they?

1point

Biofish23 1 year ago

Erasers, to remove pencil marks from paper. Except they didn't work particularly well. Novelty erasers like these were popular with kids in the 80-90's. This particular fruit set was owned by a lot of people, me included. I lost the others but I had a strawberry for years.

2points

#60

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Final score:

84points

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censorshipsucks 1 year ago

yes that would be 'capitalism'.

26points

Papa 1 year ago

What alternative are you proposing? (So there's no misunderstanding, I'm curious, not arguing.)

3points

Lyone Fein 1 year ago

That's just the human condition.

0points

The Original Bruno 1 year ago

As opposed to socialism, where you have to wake up 30 minutes later to wait on the bread line again. Once the government can select what can be allowed to be printed, brutal oppression always follows.

0points

Upstaged75 1 year ago

Which is why I'm usually still up at 2am. And tired the next day.

2points

Aisling O'Grady Hills 1 year ago

4-5 hours? I get 2.5

1point

ShellsBells 1 year ago

I get around 2 hours to eat and get ready for bed. I'm home around 1840 and in bed by 2040. But I only work 4 days, so I'll sacrifice for 3 days off.

0points

#61

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Final score:

82points

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Jennik 1 year ago

Also: 1970 = 30 years ago. 1994 = quite recently

103points

Sven Horlemann 1 year ago

God. You nailed it, Jennik

5points

Papa 1 year ago (edited)

We're closer to 2077 than we are to 1994. You're welcome. Edit: I did some bad math. We're closer to 2053 than 1994, not 2077.

1point

Amanda Moore 1 year ago

Exactly 😃

1point

Pyla 1 year ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

KillerKiwi 1 year ago

2015 was like 5 years ago, right? Right?!

1point

Delta Dawn 1 year ago

aka the good years, the shite years and the years we dare not discuss

0points

Beck 1 year ago

Why is this so true 😂 2016 feels like such a long era

0points

nancy 1 year ago

2016 hits hard.

0points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago

Well I was 9 so

0points

flower petals 1 year ago

What comes after the plague..?

0points

Jennik 1 year ago

Some questions are best left unanswered...

9points

#62

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Final score:

82points

POST

Me. Just Me. 1 year ago

Or repeatedly typing my email address only to finally realize that this site doesn't use email addresses as usernames.

37points

Mike F 1 year ago

Then you have to reset because you didn't get it right in the first 3 tries and got locked out for 2 hours.

2points

nancy 1 year ago

..or realizing the caps lock is on.

3points

Carole G. 1 year ago

Relatable.

0points

Cheryl Tber 1 year ago

Yep.

0points

frederick clause 1 year ago

I often forget to change the language back to English.

0points

Cosmikid 1 year ago

More coffee!!!!!!

0points

#63

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Final score:

79points

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John Mosley 1 year ago

The left one is superior in every way.

81points

Ace 1 year ago

I can't see how anyone could even ask the question. The right hand ones look like they;'ve just come out of a plastic bag from a supermarket shelf.

14points

Mike F 1 year ago

The ones on the left hold more syrup in those little pockets! Butter too!

2points

Lee Henderson 1 year ago

Especially with Irish butter and real maple syrup.

1point

troufaki13 1 year ago

Looks don't matter. A pancake is a pancake and I would eat both

5points

Amanda Rose 1 year ago

Left looks homemade, right looks mass manufactured.

4points

Louise Clarke 1 year ago

I'll eat both

2points

SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago

Who gives a flying F? (Pardon me French) PANCAKES!!!

2points

Mimi La Souris 1 year ago

pardonné :D

4points

nancy 1 year ago

the ones on the right were clearly made by a psychopath

1point

Michael Largey 1 year ago

Those of you who prefer the pancakes on the left are absolutely correct. So y'all pass the ones on the right down to me.

0points

MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago

Left ones are home made, so it is the winner.

0points

Janos Schumacher 1 year ago

The one on the left is bitter and cooked too hot. The one on the right is baked and takes way too long. What you want is something in the middle.

0points

I’ll have a treble thanks. 1 year ago

Win win !

0points

#64

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77points

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CF 1 year ago

Oof. Or printed out and have lugged large boxfuls of from house to house over the years..

23points

Leigh James 1 year ago

I finally threw almost all of mine away - difficult but doable.

1point

flower petals 1 year ago

I feel seen.

6points

Mike F 1 year ago

Ya know? I'm not an academic and I probably have nearly a gig.

0points

Cosmikid 1 year ago (edited)

SNORT- gurgle. I've just spent an hour tossing old PDFs because 'Your disk is almost full. Start praying." Concentrating on tossing big ones- might still read that, and it's not big enough to make a difference...

2points

Delta Dawn 1 year ago

why is this so true tho

0points

Kari Panda 1 year ago

Or enthusiastic homecooks who have 300+ bookmarks of recipes they found online… ^^

0points

censorshipsucks 1 year ago

hmm I am determined to find something better than elicit to process these.

0points

Another Panda 1 year ago

This.

0points

#65

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77points

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Jennifer Smith 1 year ago

A lot of people wanted the house we got but they picked us because we had the same last name.

20points

The Original Bruno 1 year ago

How I got my home: went to the neighborhood I liked. Saw three homes in a row, with "For Sale" signs that went up midweek. Saw them all before any real estate agent did. Two were already sold before being officially listed; one had foul pet odors. Discussed with my realtor whether it would be too large of a project to rehab it, bought it on a Friday morning. Ended up getting the clean-up costs deducted from the list price.

1point

2DB 1 year ago

Real Estate Pórn.

0points

#66

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74points

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flower petals 1 year ago

❤️❤️❤️

17points

Jerome Lenovo 1 year ago

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Megalodon Meg 1 year ago

Lonely man spotted named Jerome.

1point

#67

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64points

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cj be like 1 year ago

id do this if i wasnt terrified of children

11points

Carole G. 1 year ago

And if he loves you...Bonjuo!

0points

Just a bored scp 1 year ago

And all the ice cream. And pizza. And…

0points

Jerome Lenovo 1 year ago

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Zelda McLink 1 year ago

I'm not sure if you're aware, but there are these things called 'jokes', and you're not meant to take them seriously.

13points

#68

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Nina 1 year ago

It's cute, but it's so small I'd easily lose it.

30points

Beck 1 year ago

My cats would find it and chew it up I’m sure lol

3points

Jennifer Johnson 1 year ago

leaves a gap so might leave dents

0points

allthatandaduck888 1 year ago

I have one & it’s amazing

0points

Dee Rutherford 1 year ago

Ordered. 🙂

0points

2DB 1 year ago

"Plant a seed: read."

0points

Hphizzle 1 year ago

*Pulls up Amazon app.*

0points

#69

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58points

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Jennik 1 year ago

I'd be 5 subs and a slice of pickle. What's that in bananas?

50points

Auntriarch 1 year ago

Just right!

8points

linda collins 1 year ago

Sigh, I am less than 5 subs!

4points

DemonicPanda 1 year ago

i am five and a half subs

2points

Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago

I'm 5 and 3/4 subs, minus a pickle or two.

1point

MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago

Bathroom time!!

1point

Kristina French 1 year ago

2.79 leagues

1point

Phantom Phoenix 1 year ago

So I'm doing this again. This will be a lot fewer bananas than the length of Chile. Using https://www.converttobananas.com/ & assuming slice of pickle = 3 inches... You're 9 bananas tall, Jennik

0points

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago

A foot long sub from Subway is eleven inches long. They get away with it because it's a name, not a suggestion of length.

5points

Kristina French 1 year ago

Men. Don't they always.

4points

Pablo Ramos 1 year ago

And a big guy is just one more sub

1point

flower petals 1 year ago

And where exactly is that extra ‘sub’ located..?

2points

Hey! 1 year ago

LMAO. I never realized this! I'm 5'0".

0points

Marie Dahme 1 year ago

I feel so seen right now. But it's nice to know that if someone asks me how tall I am in metric, I can just say I'm 5 Italian B.M.T's tall.

0points

Glen Ellyn Premium 1 year ago

I am five subs with a bite taken out of one end.

0points

lovergxrl 1 year ago

what is 4'11'' in sub?

0points

Justin Rogers 1 year ago

6 subs, a whole sub above

0points

martin734 1 year ago

I am 5 1/2 subs.

0points

#70

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41points

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Pablo Ramos 1 year ago

Hope you like skinny guys

59points

Nina 1 year ago

😂😂

8points

Jerome Lenovo 1 year ago

brilliant !

5points

Tempest 1 year ago

My ex was skinny. I hope the wind blows him off the face of earth.

4points

Regina Holt 1 year ago

skinny guys wearing a cape, kite, baby!!!

0points

Spooky Demon Bat (she/they) 1 year ago

No problem there, I like scrawny guys

0points

M O'Connell 1 year ago

Maybe she should spend more time down in the harbor.

0points

Mimi M 1 year ago

Well done!

0points

Bartlet for World Domination 1 year ago

Haha!

0points

Daniel Atkins 1 year ago

check fence lines things always get blow against them. ;)

3points

John Mosley 1 year ago

Instructions unlcear, blew wind in your direction.

3points