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A “wonderful” part of being a woman is accidentally smiling while making eye contact with the wrong man and now he is in love and, even worse, insistent that you must be in love as well. No words, deeds or restraining orders will dissuade him from this thought. Fortunately, folks online have taken to screenshotting messages from these sorts of fellows to name and shame them. 

We’ve gathered some of the most delusional expectations “nice guys” have had of women. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote the ones that made you roll your eyes the most and be sure to share your thoughts and experiences in the comments section below. 

#1

Ngvc: "I Make 100k+ A Year, What Do You Bring To The Table?"

Ngvc: "I Make 100k+ A Year, What Do You Bring To The Table?"

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Karina
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Trauma dump their mysogyny onto metaphorical tables" 😂😂😂 I would marry her to!

yt92892wmm
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She won’t marry someone who doesn’t know when to use “to” and “too”. 🤣🤣🤣

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Jihana
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"have a day" 😂😂😂 I need to remember this!

Nay Wilson
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t know this woman but I want to be her when I grow up

Undercover
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy needs an ambulance to the hospital burn unit 😂

Papa
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A certificate for his IQ? That's a thing?

Diolla
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can do an online test and if you pay them, they will email you a certificate.

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Jac Carr
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Marry me *eye roll*. Within a month he'd be trying to tell her who she can speak to and what to wear; so many men want a strong woman but aren't man enough to handle one

DC
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which IQ scale is that? In the US, often the scale used also has an average of 100, but deviates further than the standard BInet scale. The standard deviation, there, is above 15, and therefore, values other than 100 - if even so at all. Second, you don't brag about that. Not at a mensa meeting, let alone outside!

dollh h
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First rule about IQ, is to never mention IQ.

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DC
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cucumber salad. I bring a bowl of very decent cucumber salad, that is made with hazelnut oil and freshly harvested Dill. That worth enough for you? No? Then you're not worth even trying a single fork of it, you wallethole!

Michael Largey
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a woman's car was in direct correlation with her penis size, she wouldn't have a car.

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    This Guy Who Expected A Relationship With A Woman After He Comforted Her — Also Known As... Just Being A Bare-Minimum Friend

    This Guy Who Expected A Relationship With A Woman After He Comforted Her — Also Known As... Just Being A Bare-Minimum Friend

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    Enlee Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The friend zone is not a waiting room, guys.

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I pretended to be nice and she still won't have sex with me"

    Israel Martinez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no such thing as a friendzone ... it's a social construct invented by men that could never understand why the person they have a personal relationship with just doesn't want a romantic relation with them ...

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you've done is pointed out that a "friendzone" is a form of social construct - a social construct that does in fact exist.

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    The.Butterfly.Effect.530
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling I will be dating all the bears after this list.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Romantic feelings that aren't returned suck. But your interest is in no way an obligation on the other person's end. If you don't want to hear about the people she dates, tell her. I'd be willing to bet this guy has never told her he has feelings for her, either. I've known too many people of all genders who just expect the other person to know

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird idea: If you want to insert your apparatus into a crotch-garage, and that's the sole goal of any of your interactions, ... there's numerous ways to achieve that without any hassle or potetial damage to intact friendships. Tinder, brothels, good old right hand and a plethora more. If you're truly a friend, you never even aim for "friends with benefits", although I don't want to state that this wouldn't be possible. But, such a thing as a "friendzone", I don't consider even really existing, because it is always framed as if that was sort of a punishment or shorting somebody off their deserved efforts. Which, totally, devalues the concept of friendship these folks are capable to have. Just think about that, being considered and treated as a friend comes across as punishment to those folks ... there's something seriously wrong with them!

    Anna Drever
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By his logic she should be f’ing her women friends too because that’s what real friends do???? 🙄

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    #3

    Ngvc: “You Got A Nice Set Of Mommy Milkers”

    Ngvc: “You Got A Nice Set Of Mommy Milkers”

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mommy milkers? Good grief! 🙄

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah gross, the moment something like that's uttered you're ick to me

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    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....... "mommy milkers"? Jesus wept.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just skipped right to objectification at the start, didn't he? Wow.

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I read these types of articles on BP I am dumbfounded by the remarks these men make.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be so easy to show it to his mom. Just put down the doritos and mountain dew and walk upstairs from the basement.

    Ouss Ben Aziza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ppl in the comments have no idea how popular the term mommy milkers is in some parts of the Internet. The first time I heard it was a virtual youtuber referring to her... stuff... As a man it reminds me of the whole daddy thing.. it is creepy... Just remove the mommy plz. Ow and dont Harris strangers. The rules of creepiness are simple. Only do this s**t if you know the other person is into it.

    Eiryn Elliott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely disgusting. 🤮🤮🤮

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    For those who are not in the loop, a “nice guy” isn’t just a fantastically underrated Ryan Gosling movie or a man who is nice, it refers to a very specific subset of romantically unsuccessful men. These men, similar to the ones in these screenshots, have a misguided and frankly entitled belief that if they are just nice to women, they will receive love and attention in return.

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    Given the fact that humans are not vending machines, this has no bearing on reality, but when this fact rears its head, these men tend to get very angry. It’s also worth noting that “nice guys” are not particularly nice in general, equating some conversation and favors to being a “perfect partner.” 

    #4

    “Toddlers Are Well Built And Curvy”

    “Toddlers Are Well Built And Curvy”

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pervert! You DEFINITELY did the right thing! That's creepy as he!!, talking about a toddler that way! Or any child!

    UnKool-Aid
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    1 year ago

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    Calling that woman a pervert then applauding her for doing the right thing is sending a mixed message if ever there was one.

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What people does she know that say she is overreacting? They need to be on the list as well.

    Ovata Acronicta
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    1 year ago

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    Rebelliousslug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to put my phone down for a while after reading this. The people that say she’s overreacting are shady af too

    Dogs on a train
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    1 year ago

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    I just don't think they really understand. if it happened to them they would understand. i understand where your head is at and I sadly agree. But I do not think those people are shady. (Cool name btw)

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should probably contact the police and tell them it might be worth looking into him.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't photograph your children and don't put them online. Even if they don't comment, the pedos will collect these sorts of pictures

    MyCatsTheRealPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and for the love of God don't bring people you don't know or trust around your children. And do not let them be naked in front of those people. I have kids. I know after going potty sometimes they run around without pants or clothes but when you have someone in your house you make sure they stay covered. Should they have to in their own home? No. But if you're bringing people around, then you have to take steps to protect your kids. Trust no one with or around your children. Period. You know how many "trusted" people violate or hurt children every single day? Too many.

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definite ick. Please have no more contact with the pedophile.

    BrownEyedGrrrl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creep. My brother (in his 40s) said to me "I'd f**k her if she wasn't my niece" talking about my daughter. She was 12. I'm glad he's dead.

    Eiryn Elliott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EW EW EW!!! I couldn't get away from someone like that fast enough. In fact I'd likely report to the police. omg So freaking gross. And men wonder why we don't feel safe with them. A TWO YEAR OLD!!

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    #5

    Why Aren't Women More Superficial?

    Why Aren't Women More Superficial?

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    Mariaf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being such an enormous dnozzle that even gold-diggers (who do exist) will run away screaming.

    Marcellus II
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    1 year ago

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    You're saying that if he were in bad shape, the golddiggers would stay as payday would be near? Maybe the best way forward for him, let your body just fall apart.

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How s****y does your personality have to be if you can't catch a gilddigger?

    Moomin from Denmark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The common denominator in alle these relationships - is him.... I wonder why...

    E.V.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's him. He's the friend that gets ghosted but is too embarrassed to admit it hahahaha

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it kinda says a lot about him if he has all that going for him mean he probably has s**t personality

    GlitterPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    something tells me that "good friend" is actually him

    Patricia Steward
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the common denominator here, eh?

    Christos Arvanitis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who says that he can't find a partner because "women only want me for my money". He doesn't live in a particularly fancy condo or anything so the only way that they would know that he is doing well.... is if he tells them!

    Enlee Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This clown: Hey ladies, I make $300K a year and have a condo! You may jump on my d!ck now.

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    #6

    Ngvc "Decent Guy, Only Wants One Thing From His Date"

    Ngvc "Decent Guy, Only Wants One Thing From His Date"

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    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when your date says they want to see you again thats a good end to a date what is wrong with this moron

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He would have been better of with a pro, for his investment of time and money.

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    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hate to see what he’s like when he’s not trying to be a decent guy

    John Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dude sounds like a psychopath.

    Royal Stray
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly I was worried this would take a worse turn. What a creep

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    Sabrina Longo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you put money down and expect goods and services what you're really after is prostitution.

    Kate Koppen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but that would cost more than some lousy bistro.

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    Gaerwing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so glad I will never have to date again, it seems to have become an absolute horror show.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If, god forbid, anything were to happen to my husband... that's it. I'm done. Absolutely no dating for me. Damn.

    Amanda Fondaumiere
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jfc, he was gonna rape her if she went to his house and said no.

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did all of that because he wanted to PRETEND to be a decent guy. If he actually only wants one thing, it's just baffling stupidity to say that he wants to take things slow. She did want to see him again, odds are that date might end the way he wanted it to, but now that date will never happen. If he had been able to be patient for a week, he might have gotten what he wanted...

    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's the type of disturbed person that has a noise proofed basement. He's so creepy

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    When told that, actually, being nice via text or internet comment doesn’t make someone instantly fall for you, “nice guys” tend to react with anger. First and foremost, this very quickly shreds any last illusion that they are nice at all. This anger at their delusions being dismissed is almost as ridiculous as some of the demands they have of women who wouldn’t look at them twice. 

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    This Guy Who Expected To Find A Match Because He Said He Doesn't Care About Looks Or Sex In His Profile... But Then Had This As His Opening Line

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Have the day you deserve." I will definitely be stealing this.

    Destiny Kruse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That and "I hope your day is as pleasant as you are" are my favorites.

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    Liz Reid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Have the day you deserve " -I like that!

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I don't understand because English is my second language but why bless anything about him?

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    JP Purves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone what to guess how he votes? Anyone???

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did with the t*ts? They just grow there, naturally! She was probably not so much offended as flabbergasted at the sheer stupidity.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It blows my mind they really think this behavior will get them somewhere. Being a giant 🍆 is as unattractive as the unsolicited 🍆 pics slimy red flag creepers like yourself send women. Grow up ffs.

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    #8

    Poor Brandon

    Poor Brandon

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shannon knows douchenozzle when she sees it.

    jasper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Douchenozzle" is my new favorite descriptor!

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *typing furiously* What sort of person types the words what they are actually doing? *pauses* Must be a playwright or something *returns to the watching the movie*

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *imagines that the person thought they were two cats and a soft can-opener*

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    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he thought the way he approached that the girl/woman would've been interested???

    Kate Koppen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no. This is obviously a guy who gets hot by harrassing women.

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    roleplaying mixed with the unsolicited d**k pic. a wonderful marriage of douchebagery.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no. He could not accept the wrong number/recipient.

    Kate Koppen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he likely doesn't care. The harrassment is the kink and the object doesn't matter soooo much.

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    Castles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha this is brilliant 😂

    Marnie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When oh when are we going to make unsolicited d**k pic against the law because they're flashing you - no different than a stranger flashing you in public.

    Learissa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the "oh you poor, poor man" reply... great response lol

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    #9

    Ngvc: "It's A Real Shame Too. I Would've Treated You Like A Princess"

    Ngvc: "It's A Real Shame Too. I Would've Treated You Like A Princess"

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    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be contacting the police as well as his superiors. It was bad enough that he used her personal information to contact her, but that last text was scary and disturbing.

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the reasons women hesitate to talk to anyone, and then we're blamed as frigid when we don't want to open ourselves up to a potential stalker

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LVN = Licensed Vocational Nurse. Dude is a super creep. I really hope he got fired over this and I hope she pushed for his license to be revoked. I wouldn't trust this guy to take care of a room full of tires.

    Pink kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LVN is a nurse? Totally inappropriate use of confidential information which is against nursing principals and standards. Disgraceful! 😡😡

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creepy, unhinged AND stupid.

    Marcellus II
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their pro-tip at the end was right though! Keep a rabid animal at bay while phoning the authorities --- don't go and aggravate it!!

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    laura lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you The Notebook ppl, same behavior here. Let's not glorify abusive stalker behavior

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy sh*t. That guy needs to be a on a freaking watch list, under 24/7 surveillance.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in a hospital. 1000000% that guy got fired so fast. Especially if it's a good sized clinic at all, almost everyone here is replaceable. Corporate doesn't give a s**t about you. You f**k up this bad, they'll f**k you up next.

    John Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, now he'll lose his job AND get to talk to the police. Well played, idiot!

    TheElderNom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me he got more than fired. This is so creepy!

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing will happen to this guy, except maybe, MAYBE getting fired. Police certainly won't, or can't, do anything at this point.

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    Linden
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked on Reddit - the reason she saw him was for STD screening. I really hope he is not still employed. She did report him.

    LapCat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs his license revoked, this is completely unacceptable!

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    This is all to say that self-proclaimed “nice guys” tend to be neither nice nor good romantic matches. There have been enough cases where these men, met with rejection, turn to stalking and other forms of harassment that tend to be considerably worse than anything the stereotypical “jerk” might do. 

    #10

    This Guy Who Thought He Deserved Constant Communication With His Dating App Match Simply Because They Matched... A Few Hours Prior

    This Guy Who Thought He Deserved Constant Communication With His Dating App Match Simply Because They Matched... A Few Hours Prior

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    Xenia Harley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's trying to control the woman, and they just matched? Oh no, hard pass on that one!

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is his reaction after just matching and texting a couple hours, imagine how he would be after the first date

    Laura Annsmith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "what are you wearing" is an instant block. F*****g creep.

    Norunn Nygard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only time I ever forgave a guy for asking that was a friend who wanted me to come with him to a company party at a fancy restaurant. I guess sweats and old jeans would have been unsuitable?

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    ShaZam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    too needy ... no way I could deal with this

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate hate hate neediness so much. Like Mallory said in Natural Born Killers, “Next time don’t be so fùcking eager!”

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    LGBTQpanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Babe"? Like they are in a relationship? Oh, my goodness! BLOCK! and HIDE!

    Couragetcd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're running out of red flags on this list, anyone have some red paint so we can paint some of the other flag emoticons red?

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    #11

    This Nice Guy Who Expected Immediate Replies To His Texts And Then Told The Woman He Was Texting He Was Just Trying To Teach Her A Lesson

    This Nice Guy Who Expected Immediate Replies To His Texts And Then Told The Woman He Was Texting He Was Just Trying To Teach Her A Lesson

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who spams you period, let alone in the middle of the day during normal working hours (when they also should be working), has already shown their true selves. Don't bother replying & block!

    TheElderNom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone works normal hours, I think the bigger issue is the fact she HAS to reply back right away, people shouldn't have to be available all the time even when not working.

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    Ritchat
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing happened to me, but worse. I was online dating and this guy wrote me. I didn't think we were a good match (no shared hobbies/interests) and that's what I told him. He didn't take no for an answer. He started pestering me how we were perfect for each other (just because we were both artists). I then went to clean my apartment but left the site open and forgot about it. 2 hours later I had like 20 messages in my inbox and they really escalated. "Why are you not writing me back? You're online." Then it got more aggressive "WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?" until he just started to call me all kinds of names. The last message was something like "B*TCH! I'LL BLOCK YOU!" which was kind of a relief. Blocked him right back. But then he freaking stalked me on one of my art accounts and was like "You really hurt me by not replying, but I'm willing to give you another chance." Blocked him there too. That was scary.

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely not with people like this. I will not tolerate anyone expecting me to be chained to my phone or at their beck and call.

    Learissa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have blocked him and not started a discussion. This behavior only gets worse :(

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is when you hit the block button hard enough to break your screen.

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    #12

    This Guy Who Thought He Deserved A Woman Because Of His Persistence... And Expert Gaslighting Skills

    This Guy Who Thought He Deserved A Woman Because Of His Persistence... And Expert Gaslighting Skills

    unhelpfulCritic Report

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quit responding. He's just feeding off of it.

    Antonia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, I would have shut him off right after "Answer my question first"... W T F

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the lols and hmms and huhs are really setting my teeth on edge

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It dosnt have to come to rape for "no" to count as no!

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What gets me is, why do these people keep responding? My rejection would have been quick and silent.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to the reddit post, he keeps going for 3 more screenshots.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for suggesting it... Gets worse. The time line is MENTAL!

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    Jennifer Reding
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just block him already. He's already proven he can't take no for an answer.

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a guy that won't leave your apartment, your relationship, and your body alone

    Diane H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men just don't know what NO means.

    Laura Annsmith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone engage in that conversation that long?

    agermanhome
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering, too. But then, my husband sometimes exchanges messages with Crypto spammers for days. So I guess some people enjoy pointless and annoying conversations....

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    b
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No is a complete sentence. It doesn't mean try harder.

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    The main cause of the issue, as with so much else, is a feeling of entitlement. Not only do these fellows think that having a partner is some sort of God-given right, they also have pretty strong opinions about what this partner should do, think and look like. Naturally, we can probably guess that these men most likely don’t, themselves, fit the bill at all, but that is beyond the point. 

    #13

    Ngvc: "I Sexually Harassed A Woman Who Didn't Have The Ability To Just Walk Away From Me, And She Isn't Happy About It. And You Women Say You Want Nice Guys"

    Ngvc: "I Sexually Harassed A Woman Who Didn't Have The Ability To Just Walk Away From Me, And She Isn't Happy About It. And You Women Say You Want Nice Guys"

    3KidsInTheTrenchCoat Report

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice guys don't badger a person after they say no. They understand NO means NO!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice guys don't solicit dates from someone while they're working, no matter what the answer turns out to be.

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    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar to "alpha males" - If you have to describe yourself as one, you ain't one.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kicking out a patron who makes sexual advances on staff should be policy at the FIRST attempt.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nice" is overrated and misused by men who obviously aren't decent or respectful... And absolutely need to do some serious self reflection (and stay away from women until their sh1tty attitudes change).

    jasper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a nice guy. A d**k with legs is more truthful.

    Min
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This poor woman was just doing her job, ffs.

    Laura Annsmith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*****g creep, stop harassing women, men who say they are a nice guy, aren't.

    Anna Drever
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women choose the bear over ‘nice guys’.

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    #14

    Ngvc: "Just Trying To Be Nice"

    Ngvc: "Just Trying To Be Nice"

    blaquewidow01 Report

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have run out of there!

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like a good idea, unlike telling a man that totally lacks a sense for how the social rules work, and who has shown an interest in you, where you are going.

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "no one would let a woman make that choice on her own that age" OH FOR F***S SAKE

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? These are exactly the kind of guys signing bills telling women what to do with their bodies.

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    David Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I especially like that he says he's only "thirtyish", which could mean anything from 30 to 39, and his unwillingness to use a definitive number makes me think his age is on the higher side of that scale

    Kate Koppen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you can have children very well with women who are a) potentially willing and b) definitely not children themselves anymore. That girl hardly lived for two decades!

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    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine walking up to a stranger and saying, "Yeah, I know I'm much older and inappropriate for you, but you're prime breeding age, so whaddaya say? Wanna go bang? I'm a really NiceGuy™".

    Milady Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a line to set my panties on fire, for certain.

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    Learissa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah right, women in their 30s can not have babies anymore.... This behavior makes me sick

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this context "30ish" probrably means "38+ but I think I can pass for 30". Dude. The moment someone says "You're too old" the only resonse you should be making is "I'm sure you're right. Enjoy the rest of your evening/day." and then f*****g the f**k off.

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can someone say ... restraining order?

    Laura Annsmith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross, a nasty dude in his 30's hitting on a 19 year old just screams "creep". She is right, you clearly cant get a woman your own age, so you have to try to hit on teenagers, gross.. Wow, how on Earth did you make into your 30's and stay single with all that charm? *eye roll*

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    #15

    Ngvc: "I'm Not A Sexist But Females Owe Me Sex"

    Ngvc: "I'm Not A Sexist But Females Owe Me Sex"

    Middle_Bug_3699 Report

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this one needs to be on a watch list

    Anna Ekberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy sounds ready to snap and shoot up a school or something. Scary with all that rage and hate against women.

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This boy needs therapy. Serious therapy.

    lenka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introducing America's next mass shooter.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, a future rapist?

    Undercover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is the reason we have forensic psych wards 💀

    Royal Stray
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's the reason people who need help refuse to go to psych-wards

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    Kate Jones
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe start with not calling them 'females' like they're animals. That's number one. I wish these guys understood that there wasn't some magical equation that equals them getting sex. They see sex as a transaction and that's the problem because the women you want aren't hookers. Sex isn't a math problem to solve where you think you solved it by following steps/guidelines that YOU came up with. Then you get annoyed because you didn't get your 'prize' that we never agreed to in the first place.

    Laura Annsmith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cant stand when a man refers to women as "females", we are not discussing gender. It is derogatory, and you can 100% tell what kind of man you are dealing with.

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    Hi
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a middle aged man serious d**g and alcohol addiction in remission. I have been married 6 years and never had a problem meeting women before. I'm also ugly as heck. Just be cool that's all you have to do. People like nice people.

    StretcherBearer
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay strong! I'm where you're at as well my wife and step kids are making my life better every single day! But yeah, just be kind and respectful. This guy's a time bomb.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all owe you alright: A collective restraining order, that's what!

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... the beginnings of a serial killer

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    #16

    This Guy Who Felt Entitled To A Date After Putting Down Other Women

    This Guy Who Felt Entitled To A Date After Putting Down Other Women

    deelish22 Report

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Act like a braindead b!tch"? What? You want me to pretend to be you? Kinky!

    Wendy Herman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. This is a guy seeking a victim to abuse. He enjoys HURTING gals w-a-y more than he does pleasuring any of them.

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dating apps seem like a real Mad Max, apocalyptic kind of affair. I mean, what the f**k.

    Anna Ekberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He likes her cause shes not a bimbo but he wants her to play a bimbo!?

    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole article is uncomfortable and sickening. What people have to deal with nowadays is disgusting

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how you talk to someone you’re into & not actually dating? Wow. I’m understanding the whole desire to be a nun at this point.

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    #17

    Ngvc "I Am Handsome, Educated And Have Money But Single. What Is The Problem"

    Ngvc "I Am Handsome, Educated And Have Money But Single. What Is The Problem"

    WhydoIexistlmoa Report

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at a guess id say s**t personality

    Fabian Walter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sometimes, you should be fair... they just dont want a relationship, are just out of it and need time, or other reasons :/ I am out of one and just... don´t want, it was a lot after nearly 7 years, you know? The relationship ended because she wanted to go back to her home country, I did understand since her family needed her help, I couldn´t follow - I wanted but I have my business and had to change things around... then after 2 months she found someone else Idk to which category I belong of these/those two

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    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, an “intelligent” man who has c**p grammar. Thank you, next.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's the attitude of pervasive entitlement reflected by the assumption that being handsome, educated and financially solvent entitles you to a date.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much you want to bet he's not handsome, educated or has money?

    JNDauterive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He don’t have good grammar.

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Handsome just works in the beginning. If your personality s*cks, you won't get further. Kinda the same with education and money; if you haven't used your education to better yourself, or used the money to make life better for people around you, you are pretty boring.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The common denominator with women saying NO is….

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it might be that you're marooned on a deserted island. Otherwise, it might just be a you problem.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His Mum says he's handsome....

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    #18

    Ngvc: "I'm Also A Little Older And More Mature Than You (No Offense)"

    Ngvc: "I'm Also A Little Older And More Mature Than You (No Offense)"

    MisterState Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step one: get a screenshot. Step two: take it to the school counselor. Step three: prepare to get a restraining order issued if it continues. I've been stalked before. It's not fun.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, we're looking at it so I guess step one complete!

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    LB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This freaks me out as an autistic person. Just because she's autistic doesn't mean she doesn't have agency, like wtf.

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the mother of an autistic daughter, this makes me want to throw up on the OP and then whap him with a frying pan. Cast iron, none of that lightweight aluminium stuff.

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Handling autistic people" like handling a horse?

    Eiryn Elliott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an Autistic women, this also screams "I know how to take advantage of Autistic people". 🤮🤮

    Kare Deter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on the spectrum, I've never needed a handler.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just don't know it, because no nice guy explained it to you yet, you uneducated female...tsk.

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could have worked out if he offered 10 camels in exchange /s

    Any
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a follow up? xD Did he accept the no or was he gaslighting.... for another response?

    Cassie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No offense" is meaningless if you use it to follow an incredibly offensive statement that really can't be taken any other way than offensive.

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    #19

    This "Nice And Stable" Guy Who Thought He Deserved A Date After Catfishing 200 Women To Try To Prove His Misogynistic Point

    This "Nice And Stable" Guy Who Thought He Deserved A Date After Catfishing 200 Women To Try To Prove His Misogynistic Point

    That1weirdperson Report

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    200 women out of 200 were instantly put off when they found you'd already lied to them before they even clicked on your profile. What a surprise.

    Ali
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice how he said when they talked to him, not saw him. His crummy attitude drove them away, not his looks

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I threw up a bit in my coffee at "perfect body for lovemaking" and "birth years"

    Kate Koppen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How date they be superficial when I am only looking for hot models!"

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    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a smart female do catch on very quickly that you’re not worth anyone’s time on a dating app, and also congrats I guess for being a very stable genius

    Mariaf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this dude could supply the entire Communist Party inventory of red flags by himself

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah another story that existed only in some dude's head. This self delusion is super cringe and bordering on a mental health issue.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Females" 🚩 "Woke" 🚩 "Chad" 🚩 "birth years" 🚩. It's a damn communist parade.

    Ka Se
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many Flags here. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe done refer to women as females

    Emily M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever a guy writes "females" i am immediately done

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    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm convinced height has nothing to do with anything. My mid 20's nephew's pants size is so small that levi's don't even make men's pants in his size. The young women he brings around are cute as hell and he's never lacking for female attention. All you need is a good personality and self-confidence. Don't radiate incel vibes like this jerk and it doesn't matter how tall you are.

    Wendy Herman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! My 1st major crush was on Davy Jones. My hubby's 2" shorter than I am, and No one is More Manly in my book than HE is! And that Very Virile part isn't even his Best quality! 🥰 People w/ a "Napoleon Complex" don't realize that gals RUN from their *personalities*, not their height. They give other "fun-sized" fellas an Undeserved bad rep. Ladies, find yourselves a shortie w/ ample *true* Confidence in himself, and you've found a Keeper! That's a guy who's not too insecure in his manhood to be able to RESPECT his mate. Tall & mid-height dudes can easily do the same, of course. Too many still need to try harder, and more often. Respect is a 2-way street. We can't demand it w/o also showing it. 1-way people end up traveling Life's roads Alone.

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    #20

    Ngvc: "I'm A Nice Guy Once You Know Me, But No You Judge A Book By It's Cover"

    Ngvc: "I'm A Nice Guy Once You Know Me, But No You Judge A Book By It's Cover"

    cringequeenjen Report

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "women won't sleep with me because they're sl*ts" is a bizarre take.

    𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦-𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the fallback for all guys who think like this, because when you say no to THEM, their mind automatically goes to, "She only said no because she's already f*cking all the guys who are hotter than me. Because if she wasn't a s*x crazed wh*re, she'd want me because I have something better than looks. I'm a Nice Guy™." They're even worse about it if they find out you're a lesbian.

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    Kevin Hickey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He's a nice guy once you get to know him."------translation------"He's an A55H0LE, but you'll get used to it."

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldnt be only nice when people get to know you. You should be nice in general. Dude.

    UnKool-Aid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I did porn for a living.

    Comedy Clumbers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ❤️ dotted i font is so perfect for calling out that creep.

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    #21

    That Happened

    That Happened

    stanky_one Report

    Undercover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things that never happend

    Ripley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things that didn't happen so much that they unhappened some things that did happen.

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you woke up, right?

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He would never woke up. How dare you suggest this! He is an ALPHA MALE. He will have nothing to do with woke.

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    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then everyone stood and applauded

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is is soo fake that other fake stories have become true and other true stories have become fake

    L.V
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a liberal feminist married to an obese man ( no purple hair though) who is into video games... You're right he's more my type!

    Ritchat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today, on our latest episode of "What never happened"...

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wish, little boy! Keep dreaming, though.

    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things that definitely didn't happen.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really sad is making up a pathetic story like that to make yourself feel better. Just Ewww. He probably self identifies as an "incel" and listens to Joe Rogan every day.

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    #22

    This Guy Who Mistook A Woman Just Being A Normal Human Being As Romantic Interest And Felt Entitled To A Relationship With Her

    This Guy Who Mistook A Woman Just Being A Normal Human Being As Romantic Interest And Felt Entitled To A Relationship With Her

    jrl_iblogalot Report

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't win back what you never had.

    Sigh J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. A girl spoke to you like a human being and you're infatuated and carrying on like an immature little boy. Grow the f**k up

    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a little sad that this person seems to be treated so badly by the people in his life that someone who is talking to him like a normal person feels like leading him on.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So all women are supposed to be available all the time? What is this dude's point?

    Diana Pahule
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah the old treat you like a human being trick

    maka paka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The MASSIVE flag there is the 'i was going to let YOU love me' wtf

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cue up the Doobie Brothers "What A Fool Believes" in the background.

    Lady Miss Pie
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Points for the Doobie Brothers ✨

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    Robin Roper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a decent person is "leading someone on?" WTH is wrong with people?!

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    being nice ... is leading you on ... wow

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    #23

    This Classical Music Enthusiast Who Expected A Dm From This Woman After Insulting Her Taste In Music

    This Classical Music Enthusiast Who Expected A Dm From This Woman After Insulting Her Taste In Music

    FernedGemara Report

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    m'lady this dude is walking talking fedora

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classic hipster bro circa 2003. "Why are you listening to Britney Spears? You should be listening to The Black Keys/TV on the Radio/Arcade Fire/Coldplay/Wilco/Modest Mouse" Sorry if I insulted anyone's music taste but that's what it was like back then. TWENTY YEARS AGO! So much "I'm into this band. You've probably never heard of them". You could smell the condescension from a mile away.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez! Way to pi$$ her off without even trying!

    DustBunny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DMs him Verdi but it’s actually “Achy Breaky Heart”.

    C Hendrix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't even have said "Please". Just 'SCRAM!"

    Dogs on a train
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh. I gues thats the polite way to flip someone off online.

    #24

    This Guy Who Thought Buying Someone Drinks Meant They Owe You Sex

    This Guy Who Thought Buying Someone Drinks Meant They Owe You Sex

    Upplay Report

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's how you expected the evening to end A) you should have gone to a professional and B) $20.00 wouldn't begin to be enough.

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That what his dad Saud it cost when he was in high school

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    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just looked up professional escort rates: “ For appointments for company only, a minimum duration of 3 hours applies, with an hourly rate of EUR. 200,-.”. I’d venmo him back for $580. :p

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I ask for you to buy me drinks? Or indicate in any way that I wanted you to? Did you stipulate there were requirements to fulfill by accepting? No, so blow your "request" out your a..

    Christine Stewart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was reading one of the advice columns in the newspaper, and the answer the columnist gave infuriated me- 'If a stranger that you want nothing to do with has the bartender send you a drink at the bar, you should take a sip of it and acknowledge your thanks"- I thought that was idiotic- if you have no interest at all, I would just politely decline the drink. There are too many nutjobs who think you "owe them" just because you accepted a drink!

    Sue Ellen Jensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kidding! I used to be a regular at a bar and the bartender had my back when a guy wanted to buy me a shot. "Nah, man, she doesn't do shots." Which was true, but I really appreciated it!

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send one back for $50 - "pain and suffering"

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thought $20 dollars of drinks... WTF is wrong with these people?!? It's not that hard to speak to women. Just have some confidence and don't act like a douche, bonus points if you know how to cut loose and dance.

    KillerKiwi
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of cheap whore do you take me for?! $20 is not nearly enough

    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My reply, "I sent you a Venmo for $100 for having to waste my time on a pathetic loser like you!"

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they expect to buy it why don't they just call a pro?

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he explain the transaction when he offered to buy he drinks?

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    #25

    Ngvc: "I Hope He Dead, He Maybe Doesn't Even Love You, I Do"

    Ngvc: "I Hope He Dead, He Maybe Doesn't Even Love You, I Do"

    Anuyushi Report

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Block, block, block!!

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And report! (Let everyone know this happened too... He sounds like he has psychological issues)

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like someone was having a few drinks.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally a wanker....

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the thing we do man in my hand ... when in the world, would this statement work ... WTF

    Kare Deter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    translation: I fantasize about you when I'm jerking off

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    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just me or does the first string of texts not make sense?

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents had a dog that would try every trick she knew in a row as an attempt at getting a treat.... I don't know why I suddenly thought about her.

    Fabian Walter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hhope he dead, jesus xDDDD i am sorry my bois and grills but this killed me XDDDDD

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    #26

    This Guy Who Expected A Date After Showing A Random Woman At A Bar How Much Was In His Bank Account

    This Guy Who Expected A Date After Showing A Random Woman At A Bar How Much Was In His Bank Account

    MeMesman98 Report

    Peppy
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s just showing you how much of a banker he is ,…… opps that should have started with a W

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should pair up with the woman who takes her friends on dates and expects the man to pay. He can afford it....

    Wendy Herman
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In short, b/c you're a gal, he thought you were *for sale*. To him, girls & women are just "things". That's truly ICK-Inspiring.

    LapCat
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear, kind of reminds me of the time I was at a bar 20-ish years ago (now in my 40s) and some much older dude was trying to pick up on me. I kept declining politely. Then he said “Well would it help if I told you I fly Tommy Lee’s plane?” and I said “nope,” finished my drink, and left with my friends

    Janet McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you even know if it was his or did he pick one up that someone left at an ATM?

    #27

    This Guy Who Expected A Stranger On The Internet To Want To Date Him Just Because He (Sort Of?) Complimented Her

    This Guy Who Expected A Stranger On The Internet To Want To Date Him Just Because He (Sort Of?) Complimented Her

    ImAFeminist23 Report

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, what message did you read?

    Cassie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He said, "I ask myself" and then expected her to answer. I think the rest of the conversation happened in his head and he thinks she was there. Criminy.

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    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone dosnt know what "bid you adieu" means. Not overlooking ALL the other issues here, but he tells her goodbye, not asking her for a date.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where was he looking "OnlyFans? JFC why do people like this exist?

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that escalated quickly… and bizarrely

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must bid you adieu until you come back begging me to date you

    All profits to charity
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he does enough thinking of him for the both of them

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sò he looked at her box pics then denied it?

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HE was the one saying "Bye", not her. How did he get a "No" from her "Thank you"?

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    #28

    Ngvc "I'm Such An Awesome Guy! Why Won't Girls Date Me"

    Ngvc "I'm Such An Awesome Guy! Why Won't Girls Date Me"

    f0r3aL84 Report

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe because you're a pompous, narcissistic douche bag?

    Fabian Walter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if a man really needs to give you stuff that costed him money.. 1. he has no money 2. he thinks he can try to buy you <.<

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    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dress nice. I waste money. I waste more money. My attitude is sh*t.

    Ripley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've got the personality of a toilet brush, people are going to pick up on that, yeah?

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe because he spends all his time talking about his sunglasses and his car?

    Lauren K
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a quote from a video by Roger Eliot, the "king of the incels" who murdered several people on his "day of retribution" because he didn't have a girlfriend.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sound like some greased up Miami Vice 80s pimp.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who calls themselves magnificent is a total douche.

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't interested until he said he was magnificent; now I'm his for life

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    #29

    Ngvc: "High Value Man"

    Ngvc: "High Value Man"

    The_Amazing_Ammmy Report

    lenka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is clearly not good at his job. Otherwise he would have done his due diligence and properly calculated the risk of being perceived a wanker with an opener like that.

    Fabian Walter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wouldnt even think of posting me like this... the f**k is that even - yeah 8.... such stuff is reaaaalllyyy depending on the view. For me "8" (I ANYWAY HATE SUCH RATINGS) is way different than others -.- and f**k everyone, like.. I work at a pharmacy and srsly... everyone pisses me off, this dude... nah thanks won´t serve whatever, others will do

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do guys think women like things like that?

    Pete Blyth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "this high value man knows his way around homer depot".... especially the part with the duct tape, rope, tarpaulins, hacksaws and shovels.

    Sue Ellen Jensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I can talk circles around most men at Home Depot. Whoopee.

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    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when are toddlers allowed to get tattoos and go on dating sites?

    rmandevi831
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are two digit credit scores?

    Katrina Nixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh like one of those flopping singing fish?

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    #30

    Ngvc: "I Tried To Be Polite... F**k That B***h"

    Ngvc: "I Tried To Be Polite... F**k That B***h"

    Frankensteins_Kid Report

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't mind guys trying to shoot their shot. In general, we still ask men to make the first move a lot of the time, even this day and age. So it doesn't bother me when they want to approach someone and talk to them. And some women could be nicer about saying no thanks. It takes courage to approach someone so telling someone to 'f' off isn't necessary. Especially in a social place where most people go to BE social. But I don't understand why 'no' automatically makes a woman a b!tch? If a woman says no, just move on. You can feel rejected, but why is she automatically a b!tch and why does it immediately get to this weird, almost violent response as if she's a bad dog who didn't obey your command?

    Roman Hans
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. You approach her & she makes it known she doesn't want to talk. Then you sit at her table & she still doesn't want to talk. Which makes sense, because you didn't listen to her the first time. 2. If a woman not wanting to talk to you ruins your evening, she's not the problem.

    WonderWoman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never spoke to her, but he really likes her ::eye roll::

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had horny entitelment in his eyes.

    MurderAndBooks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I rarely see women I'm attracted to" sir have you considered the possibility you might be gay?

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I really liked her." No you liked her *looks*. You didnt even talked to her.

    TruthoftheHeart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her friends probably warned her about him

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you like someone you have never talked to, or even seen before. Sure, you can like the look of them, but that's not the same as liking THEM.

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby Reindeer with reversed genders!

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    #31

    Ngvc: “I’m A Really Good Guy… If You Have A Girlfriend I Don’t Associate With You Because I Know You’re A Bad Person”

    Ngvc: “I’m A Really Good Guy… If You Have A Girlfriend I Don’t Associate With You Because I Know You’re A Bad Person”

    gaelicpasta3 Report

    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not shown: "I want beautiful, young women without a brain, while I am obese, a neckbeard and have the social skills of a pet rock. But women are so shallow!"

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do these younger blokes get this c**p? Is it off that Tate scumbag?

    SweetCheesySpaghetti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll open car doors for you" - no thanks. I have my own arms. "I'll get down on my knee and kiss your hand" please oh please do not do that. It's not romantic. It's icky.

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men talking about themselves as if they are amazing guys is the new 'I have a big d!ck'. And we didn't believe you then, either.

    Enlee Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re not entitled to love, relationships, or someone of the opposite sex giving you the time of day. Grow up and deal with it.

    #32

    Ngvc: “I Want To Show You A Good Time”

    Ngvc: “I Want To Show You A Good Time”

    greazywaifu Report

    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And ofcourse he expects something in return.. Why be so hung up on paying for someone? (Edit:typo)

    ENSJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You answered your own question. These guys think life, and especially relationships, are transactional.

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    Kare Deter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, refusing a forced favor makes you stuck up now?

    Anna Ekberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let me pay, you can pay me back later" *wink wink* 😉

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the way these kinds of guys just completely ignore the first "no", and continue to try and wear the woman down. NO! For f**k sake.

    #33

    What A Fckn Loser

    What A Fckn Loser

    SweethJob Report

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Marry down"?! B***h, trades people make the world function. Get over yourself.

    Ancsuri
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have two university degrees, my partner builds houses. And he is the most inteligent, kind and sarcastic person I ever met. So, thats not marrying down... Its the perfect match

    Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're doing this all wrong, Ancsuri. Their job determines what kind of partner they are and what they can buy you. Basing a marriage on love, mutual respect and what kind of person they are? That's ridiculous and doomed to fail.

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    Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the point, but I hate when people look down on tradespeople. They make the world run, and their jobs are very technical and physically demanding.

    Roman Hans
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think an electrician, plumber, or carpenter is beneath you, you should probably remain single. Here in Germany, my husband's nephew cleans toilets for a living. You know what they say behind his back? He's responsible & he works hard. Yet another reason I love Germany.

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Danish Prince and carpenter? What reference am I missing here?

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like there needs to be a listing of guys with comments they've made like this and their picture, like a mugshot gallery to warn women in the area that they are out there, existing. You should be allowed to see the crimes they've committed before going out with them. We need a man Carfax.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has nothing to do with education, blue collar vs. white collar, or careers. It's all just "No one will f**k me."

    Ohoi!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost like personality matters more than education.

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    #34

    Ngvc: “I Stopped Caring About Women When I Realised They Have Freaky Seggs With Other Guys That Aren’t Me”

    Ngvc: “I Stopped Caring About Women When I Realised They Have Freaky Seggs With Other Guys That Aren’t Me”

    Everythingn0w Report

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    #35

    I'm Looking For A Large Breasted Sex Nymph... But She Should Want Me Because I'm So Nice And Sweet

    I'm Looking For A Large Breasted Sex Nymph... But She Should Want Me Because I'm So Nice And Sweet

    3KidsInTheTrenchCoat Report

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahah. This big boobed cis female would like to pass. Not a PARTIAL nymph

    maka paka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How very dare you, has reading these not shown you all the nice guys and absolute gents your missing out on. this is just the best of the rest ;-P

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a wino.

    Marla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I'm trans! I'm safe!

    Agamemnon O'Neill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, how about you wash your greasy hair and shave, then we'll talk?

    #36

    Ngvc: "But I Asked Nicely"

    Ngvc: "But I Asked Nicely"

    Nubacaos Report

    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, but I don't know why some of these people just show up randomly to ask for things when websites exist to find people open for participation or, you know, you can pay for it.

    Undercover
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought about that and the only explanation I could come up with is: they get aroused by the harassment. As shocking as it is, it's not about sex, it's about dominance, stalking and imposing fear and disgust onto women. ☹️ Edit: and they're on the search for vulnerable and / or very young women that wouln't confront them.

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why these people don't just say OK bye and leave with some degree of being a decent person, instead of being obnoxious and unpleasant, I just do not get.

    #37

    Ngvc: "I Can Do Chivalry"

    Ngvc: "I Can Do Chivalry"

    kiitekudasai Report

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Adult Human Female" - this poster is a Ferengi.

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a like an alien disguised as a man who's trying to steal secrets from the people of earth without getting caught. "Looking for an adult human woman...I mean adult woman, preferably in the human politics, to take long walks on the beach and talk about nuclear launch codes."

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Female. Thanks. That type of categorization really makes me want you. S/

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, the easy way to spot them is to look for the ones that are avoiding you.

    ScootyPuffJr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's not a feminist, then he can't "do equal." So many forehead slaps in this one.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looking for an adult human female huh? Well then. Thanks for clarifying that you aren't into aliens or children.

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about" all the time (...) or half the time" is not both?

    D.N. Lyons
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing the height is actually two measurements.

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    #38

    Ngvc: "I Was So Loving That's How I Lost Her"

    Ngvc: "I Was So Loving That's How I Lost Her"

    chels4ever , x.com Report

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doubt this is the whole story

    LB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3. Be too "nice". There, fixed it for you.

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guarantee "Give her attention 24.7" translates directly to "Stalk her relentlessly"

    maka paka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guarantee his idea of all of that was being on her case 24/7. People need space to breathe and if you have to be in contact 24/7 there's no trust there and it will never work

    Lil Miss Hobbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love bomb and then demand something in return.

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smother her. Don't give her a chance to breath. Had one of those for a short time.

    Patricia Steward
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8. Smother her till she can't stand the sight of you any more.

    Weirdo with Internet
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruhhh don't do Patrick dirty like that. He's too smart to be like that

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    #39

    This Guy Who Thought He Deserved A Date Because He Gave This Woman Her "Bong Piece Back"

    This Guy Who Thought He Deserved A Date Because He Gave This Woman Her "Bong Piece Back"

    m00nieGx3 Report

    Limey Cheesehead
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to know the backstory on this one.

    IDK_Something
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From OP on Reddit: "not really, just that he used to party at our last house a bit and we hooked up and then hung out for apparently 2 weeks then I wasn't feeling it anymore so i ended it. he just got kinda weird and pushy afterwards" and "yeeahh he did some weird stuff back then too. like I ended the fling and while I was at work he told my roommates we were still seeing each other so that he could come inside and just wait for me there. also came by the house twice after with boxes of food like he was trying to bribe me or something. LUCKILY I've moved since😅"

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    Jeevesssssss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Righting wrongs' is all too often about alleviating your own guilt, rather than making things better for the wronged party - it's a lesson I had to learn. Sometimes the best thing you can do is leave them alone and give them the space to move on.

    maka paka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy caused a massive issue, regrets it, now things she owes him time to give her an explanation. She don't owe nothing, she said no, you respect it, move on and try not to act like the d**k this guy obviously is.

    Jen Hart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 5 years, she's probably fixed or replaced the b0ng

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the point but that's a cute phone theme. I like it.

    #40

    At The Local Renaissance Festival Today

    At The Local Renaissance Festival Today

    I_am_dean Report

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I own TONS of RenFaire stuff, been attending almost ... a really long time. I've never seen this before.

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure these sell like hotcakes at a ren-fest.

    Melinda Layten
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the skull and crossbones and death reaper there. A bit of woman warning women?

    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The aid in transportation to your love is definitely something, but the rest of it is... no.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well anyone who believes this shite deserves to be ripped off.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People sell unicorn grace and love potions...so, why not.

    Min
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's sick and wrong?

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    Roman Hans
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tip: Borrow it for a minute, & if it really works you can make a "lady" buy it for you. You're welcome!

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    #41

    Hot Tub Offer

    Hot Tub Offer

    Twelve-Majestic-Lies Report

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody report him and get rid of that hottub somehow! This is sketchy af!

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    serial killers are rolling with times rather than going out looking for victims they are using the internet

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean yea, have you heard of the craigslist killer?

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    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the start of a horror movie about a serial killer who fetishised his mother.

    Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No guys, no fatties, etc...." Like that's a standard list we all work off.

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good luck making it out of there

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the way, I've wanked in the water....

    D.N. Lyons
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, dudebro is 100% recording every second of the hot tub use.

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    #42

    Ngvc: “I Try To Be A Gentleman But Most You Ladies Not Into That”

    Ngvc: “I Try To Be A Gentleman But Most You Ladies Not Into That”

    HipHopSpaceBop Report

    Boots
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he took that pic in a trap house.

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotta know what that tattoo is. They had to cover it up so I'm guessing that is at least part of his issues.

    Deeelite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are....are those pants???👀

    Lesley Relph
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    #43

    Ngvc: “Typical Recycled Niceguy’s Saying”

    Ngvc: “Typical Recycled Niceguy’s Saying”

    Phospholyne Report

    Marla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creepy pose aside, he doesn't seem like a bad looking guy? Might be his attitude matches his posture

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he just had to come up from the basement to get more Doritos and Mountain Dew.

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    Anna Ekberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is funny how these "nice guys" that complain about how all women go for good looking guys and won't give them a chance ALWAYS go for women that are waaaaay out their league. 🤷‍♀️

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinks he's Tom Cruise in Risky Business

    Lil Miss Hobbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll decide who's my perfect match, thanks

    #44

    Ngvc: “Do Girls Even Like Nice Guys?”

    Ngvc: “Do Girls Even Like Nice Guys?”

    Ok_Post675 Report

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    here is something that will blow your mind women do like nice guys your just not a nice as you think you are

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Desperation reeks. Stop thinking of sex as the end-game prize. If you were actually nice because you like being nice it would come off completely different.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    #45

    This Guy Who Thought He Deserved This Woman's Attention After Telling Her He's Going To Court

    This Guy Who Thought He Deserved This Woman's Attention After Telling Her He's Going To Court

    bzlaiyiar Report

    Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you click the grey link below the bottom left of the picture, it takes you to the original post.

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name? Donald Judas Trump...