There's something wildly fascinating about watching a conversation spiral out of control, thanks to someone who seems to have a couple of screws loose. One minute it's "Good morning," and the next it's "You clearly don't love me the way I love you."
Everyone's capable of bringing the crazy energy in the age of instant messaging. Regardless of creed, race and gender. But today, we're shining a glaring spotlight on the ones who are dramatically unhinged in a way that can be equal parts horrifying and hilarious. IYKYK...
There's an entire corner of the internet dedicated to these creatures. Simply called Crazy Girls, the page has 31,000 weekly visitors and serves as "a collection of the crazy that is out there." In the form of good, old screenshots. It's a digital museum of overreactions, red flags and Olympic-level emotional acrobatics.
Bored Panda has put together a compilation of the best posts from the community, just in case you needed to add a dash of drama to your today. From dramatic confessions to full-blown text novellas that should probably come with a trigger warning, it seems some people are going through the most. So buckle up, and prepare for a wild ride of second-hand embarrassment.
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Repost From Tinder. Why Do Girls Do Like That?
*shudders* It's so cringy when people add the "go", as if they're expecting tons of people are on standby waiting for her to give permission to start replying.
Two texts? Okay. 1. Well, I do have quite a lot of... 2. Better things to do. Than to play games with you.
She doesn’t live in the real world. She must have read “The Rules.”
So The ‘ Married ‘ Owner Of The Local Takeaway Wanted Me Last Night
🙄 There must be a psychological disorder that makes you think people are hitting on you when they aren’t.
It's called erotomania. There are various forms. Some believe a specific individual, usually a celebrity, is secretly in love with them. Others fixate on one stranger and assume their actions indicate a deep connection or relationship.
Load More Replies...Looks like I have some explaining to do to the local supermarket, two pubs, the library, a handful of bookshops...
Dang, few of places I frequently visit is run by man. I think I need check if I don't turn a gay 😂
Load More Replies...Ain't like there's a shortage of Chinese takeaway shops.
Load More Replies...In March My Soon To Be Ex-Wife Left A Voice Message Saying She Was About To Bring One Of My Daughters To The Er
Response: I care indeed. For my daughter! You can visit and stay in the ER for all I care! SMH!!!
Of course he cares. And if it was the ex herself who ended up in the hospital, I'm sure the OP would be far from indifferent.
You are a really nice person if you think that. It's the teacher gene. No matter how badly the student acts we still care.
Load More Replies...I could expect something similar from my ex. She was always lying to me and others to "just test people".
It’s Safe To Assume That His Girlfriend Wrote This
Have a feeling the gf curated this post on behalf of her bf, and I have a strong feeling her bf may or may not be alive, but definitely not well.
Yeah this one gives " call for a welfare check from police" vibes
Load More Replies...I know that some insecure, pathetic men want to control the way women dress. What I can’t understand is why any woman would want to do that to another woman. It’s so infinitely dumb to blame another woman for something your boyfriend did. And by the way there is nothing wrong with liking other people’s photos.
Because women have been trained and brainwashed to thank other women are the enemy
Load More Replies...W*F? If your girlfriend is so insecure you really have a problem.
After You Clearly State That You're In Class
No Contact/Restraining order, might eventually be in order, for this disorder.
Imagine if the sexes were reversed. She'd be screaming harassment and probably calling the cops on him. (Which it is -- harassment -- but you know what I mean.)
This is mental illness, from any gender.
Load More Replies...Oh My
If my bf ogles attractive girls, then it's an example of what he's attracted to, at least physically. He's with me and thinks I'm hot, so I would just take that as a compliment and an indication he must see me as just as attractive, or more. And he stays because I have good enough personality and reciprocal love to match that he can't get with the girls he looks at.
This, exactly. Your boyfriend is lucky to have a mature partner like you, StrangeOne.
Load More Replies...So? we live in a world full of pretty people. So long as my SO is faithful, I don't give a c**p if they think people are hot. I do too.
TBH, this sounds like a woman mocking some of her own gender's behaviour, not a serious suggestion, so it perhaps doesn't belong here. ut what do i know, I'm a guy.
Hate to say this, but there really are some women like this, I work with one, and she is forever confused as to why she can't "find a good man." She also says nasty things about everyone, just an unhappy soul!
Load More Replies...I'm pretty sure Sister Quack here is perpetually single with that kind of mindset... -_-"
Which rate do you think is higher? Strike or ghosted?
Load More Replies..."Active Now" Isn't That Reliable
sometimes people want to wind down and not be social before bed ya know. hate literally anything that shows if or when youre online. let me doom scroll in peace.
Tell me about it. Reminds of when my mom called me at my work shouting cos my teenaged daughter didn't answer the phone when she called, so she called up other relatives who are on facebook to confirm my daughter's status shows active. My daughter said she went out for a walk and left facebook up. It was arguing with my mom about it but she still refused to accept that answer.
Load More Replies...Do you really want a guy that you feel like you have to surveil that much? Is it really worth the energy?
I always tell me students If you can't trust them then you shouldn't be with them.
Load More Replies...My housemate was active on WA when I sent him a message earlier, now not responding. Guess he didn't want the stuff in my amazon basket after all.
to be fair, Instagram makes zero claims that it's information is up to date, or even accurate in the remotests sense of the word.
This Deserves To Be Here
Are u like me sensing that these unhinged S k a n k are really giving us other women a really bad name ?
Load More Replies...If she's serious, I hope the first thing she sees in the morning is a rejection notice and a restraining order... -_-"
She must be unhinged if she thinks someone can apply to a job, get hired and start the next day.
Depends on the timings and the business/job role. There is nothing in the post to say hadn't been an interval between submitting the application and commencement date. If it is a vacant post, the employer might want someone to start asap. If references are quick to come through, there can be a quicker turnaround, whereas if background checks and/or occupational checks are required, it could be much longer.
Load More Replies...Nobody's gonna talk about the 66.2 THOUSAND likes her post has????
From A Mother Of Two, 'Happily Married'
Probably also only "happily married" in her head. He's looking for a way out.
And if he accepts your apology in his head and you don't hear it, that's on you.
Probably time to get that head checked because I'm pretty sure the "apologies" in there are very much non-existent either... -_-"
The Final Boss Of Jealous Girlfriends
Okay, I related that to the driver (as in other people wondering who the driver is) - still a bit cringe, but I wouldn't have it interpreted like OP.
How did THAT get by the state censor (yes, if you live in the US, every state has a censor bureau for license plates after a rash of foreign obscene words were used on them in the late '60s and early '70s. Us boomers went through the teenage years too).
Good grief. It is a legal plate. My last three cars had a W starting plate. Where did you get the idea that W is not allowed at the start of a number plate? Tik Tok?
Load More Replies...Was Told At R/Nicegirls That This Is Better Here
Or….he cheats and lies about it. That happens in a lot of religious couples.
Hell, he cheats and then brings her home to join the family. That happens too.
Load More Replies...As long as you ain't blaming Shay-moose (I'll let you figure that out), you do yourselves... XP
Hmm. The reference to shaytan, the Arabic pronunciation of the Hebrew “satan” (literally “the adversary”, Greek translation “diabolos”, source of the English “devil”) hints that the religion in question is Islam. I highly doubt that the shari’a law prescribes common prayer and “blaming of shaytan” as a cure for adultery. It is much more probably stoning to death or at least public whipping possibly followed by a divorce.
you might be the reason the Muslim faith is gain so many new adherents.
I Love Chaos 🤪
These are the same people who complain on Facebook about "oh, there's so much DRAMAR in my life and I HATE it". Or post those passive-aggressive posts like "well, it's good to see how much I'm cared about... 💔💔💔" 🙄
Power and control. This isn't about affection or love. It's about feeling powerful by manipulating and dominating another person.
Load More Replies...After reading a few of these, I am inclined to think these creatures are in high school.
I'd claim, truthfully, that the knickers weren't mine either. What you gonna do about it?
It is obvious your hubby isn't the launderer in your house. Mine knows my underwear.
Load More Replies...Sure You've Got Me Convinced
Lady no CSI or SOCO is going to microsil tool marks on slashed tires with no felony involved. The insurance company is not going to know or care which knife was used. You're an idiot who vastly overestimates her Impact
When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong
I love the way he bowed out. "I think his has run its course". And her emoji, is like "What did I do?"
"Mansplain" is not just a contraction of "a man explaining something". I hope. But now it makes sense why no one at work likes me.
No, it refers to a man overexplaining something and being condescending to a woman. Explaining it like they're an idiot. Very much not what this guy was doing.
Load More Replies...W*F was this all about ? People wasting their time writing rubbish.
“We Break Up He Sill Mine””
Why is it so hard for people to just add the apostrophe and the s to write "he's still mine"? You know, so you don't sound like an ignorant uneducated fool.
That's your issue? The apostrophe and s? There's a whole freakin "aregue" there!!!
Load More Replies...Reality check: No, he ain't. But keep telling yourself that, sister...
Apparently she didn't get custody of the dictionary/spell check.
“I’m Ok, Thank You”
I honestly would've replied "Good, because I wasn't planning on getting you anything" but that's just me...
Either that or they have a very very toxic relationship where the threat of leaving is thrown about constantly
Load More Replies...This Crazy Girl Expects Her Partners To Not Speak Unless Spoken To. These Kinds Of People Always Complain About "Not Being Able To Get Into A Relationship" When They So Clearly Mistreat The Other Person
I'd only do that if she's a) hot and b) pays me what I'm worth /s
Load More Replies...Just because certain right-wing men think this way is no reason for women to do it, too.
Since it's clearly a sub/Dom thing, yes. Obviously.
Load More Replies...Ah, this SPEAKS volumes of why sister here isn't able to get into a relationship... -_-"
Reminds me of one of the Indiana Jones movies, where Brian Blessed, the Mongolian chief, would say " Speak " ! in a loud and gruff voice. Classic.
Making My Boyfriend Cry Makes Me Happy
Why hide her name and face? She has already posted the message on TikTok. She want’s to be famous, then let her be “famous”
Which is why I'd say hide her identity. She's making comments like that and wants to be famous, so better not to give her what she wants.
Load More Replies...That's a kind way of putting it. Mine wasn't as polite.
Load More Replies...Really hope your man followed you on shittok and realised you're done.
Introducing...the Snapchelorette
girlie needs to learn that reality TV is 90% made up drama
"Good morning, gentlemen. What's everyone having for lunch?"
Open a new group with all the guys but without her. Go out for beers with the other lads.
She Ain't Messing With Broke
Guys are not banks. You incurred that debt, YOU pay it.
This just seems like pröstïtütïön with extra steps tbh
Load More Replies...I hope someone tells the OP that she has the mindset and the behavior of a prostitute.
Seeing a prostitute is way cheaper than dating this one
Load More Replies...That's 6 months rent for me. She's crazy if she moves into a place she can't afford.
Btw, since when does him calling her out for being the desperate, money hungry, excuse that she is, equate to catching feelings for her?!?
These deluded women need to stop focusing on their @sses: get off them and get jobs. Freeloading is NOT attractive. Serious relationships are partnerships... If sugar daddies want to cater to these delulus, that's on them.
Just hire a pro - it's far more affordable and you don't have to share your bed with them afterwards.
Because Shoving Him Into Traffic Is Quirky!
If someone tried that on me, I'd shove them out of my life. Literally. Just sayin... -_-"
My Aunt Posted This On Her Fb... Also, She Has A BF
R/Nicegirls Sucks
Unless you're literally a princess, it's not up to you whether you get called that. Or, within reason, treated in the way *you think* a princess should be treated.
Clearly these women who want to be princesses have no idea how princesses are treated historically.
Load More Replies...The last time someone told me they were a princess I sold them to a neighboring country for two acres, five goats, and a title.
Dude was used for everyone where I grew up. Nobody escaped the power of your friends' astonished *duuuude!* at some point.
I'm Disappointed That My Friend Unironically Shared This
Poor fella, I'm not even sure if I should pity him or tell him to grow a spine and a pair... -_-"
Low self esteem and a pattern of controlling and a*****e relationships will do that to someone.
Load More Replies...Crazy Or Am I Being Unreasonable? My Other Post Has More Info But Opinions On What This Feels Like To You?
Sounds like he may need a paternity test after the pregnancy test.
And you're going to take a DNA test when it's born. You will do it voluntarily, or by court order. Your choice.
He's not even convinced she is pregnant, let alone that he is the father.
Found This On TikTok. The Audacity Of This Person Though
When You Match With Crazy On Tinder!
I hope OP kept some screenshots because, ya know, plausible evidence...
Repost From /R/Nicegirls, Was Instructed To Post This Here Instead By A Mod
Removed From R/Nicegirls Cause Mods Said This Belongs Here
What utter nonsense. But then, beauty is in the black eye of the beholder, I guess.
A man that will punch a man as any way other than as an absolute last resort is a f*****g wussbag not deserving to be called a man. That's a little boy.
What does "defending my honour" even mean? Are we still in the Middle Ages?
Well measles and tuberculosis are on the rise and women are losing rights rapidly while hyper religious rulers are pushing conversion.... so yeah we might be in the Middle Ages.
Load More Replies...Well, if I am literally having to "defend" my wife, because someone is intending to physically harm her, then face punching is not how that is going to end.
There's too much toxic masculinity . Why can't civilized humans act as such ?
you should encourage fights all the time, and always move on to the winners, until you find the ultimate fighting champion.
Okay, just dropped by to say that if I ever encounter this kind of madness, I'm punching out of the situation immediately... -_-"
ok, but i'll also punch you in the face when you besmirch your own honor. Like with this post for example.
Translate: if my man won't be done for assaulting another man for something I perceived as an insult, he's no use.
Found This Today And I’m Out Of Words To Explain What’s Wrong With This Woman
On the one hand I want to know these people's thought processes but on the other hand I can't subject myself to something like that.
Merry Christmas
Who the hell has time to be tracking what someone else is doing on the internet? I'm so glad I'm old and didn't have to deal with any of this while I was growing up!
Well... most seem like a mix of either borderline personality disorder, histrionic personality disorder, narcissistic personality disorder, and just being a self centered twit
Load More Replies...I am becoming increasingly thankful that social media started after I grew up.
Give her a box from Tiffany's and inside is a Ring Pop because you're not the sucker for her.
a relationship where a PS5 is the most coveted gift from a romantic partner has no future.
Some People Just Shouldn’t Have Twitter
There are plenty of men who feel that way about women. Those two should hang out; I’d pay to watch. 🍿
the sad fact is that women like this and men like that often end up together because hatred is a f****h to a lot of people.
Load More Replies...Well... Considering the whole "Alpha Male Incel" movement, then I guess she is the counterbalance to that.
"Stop Hating On Me...i Hate You..."
Posting This On This Subreddit Because It's Too Crazy For R/Nicegirls Apparently. My Ex Girlfriend Started Texting Me After I Deleted Her Number A Month Before This
Nice Girls Doesn’t Like Me So I’m Posting This Here
This is also known as "when you realize the silent treatment doesn't make other people into mind-readers".
What A Bio
Age 15., so you know... A kid. They will write all kinds of sillyness
The hormones are insane when it comes to lust and love. I remember what it was like very well. The hormones calm down at later on. But 13-15 was wild.
Load More Replies...Ok, she’s only 15. But I’ve seen comparable posts by grown up people, women and men. There must be deep, raging insecurities there.
Because what a 15 year old does means the same as if an adult does it? So, 8 year olds are crazy because they talk to their stuffed dog and it would be crazy if an adult did it? Do you hear yourself?
Load More Replies...It's a wish, a word, a state of mind, not a legal state.
Load More Replies...to be fair, the Netherlands DOES have legal h****n. she could be a substance a****r in a death spiral.
A Girl I Knew Form High School. She Got Engaged To A Guy She Knew For Less Than A Year, Then They Broke Up. Now She Posts Sh*t Like This Constantly
Was Told It Belonged Here
iphones have a feature (anti-theft I think?) where they are disabled for two weeks if the passcode is incorrectly entered too many times. She is saying she tried to snoop through his phone a lot while he was asleep
This Just Does Feel Sane
Was Told This Fits Better Here. For Context, She Was Talking About A Guy She's Been Talking To For A Couple Days. It's Very Confusing What She Wants From Him
There's things like work and sleep. These tend to be done more than 4 hours at a time usually.
Woman Your Lit Af..!
So she would wish to be his ex-wife? Why bother marrying if she’s suspicious of someone she hasn’t even met yet.
My dad sometimes introduced my mom to people as "my first wife" as a joke. She never found out that she was not his first fiancée.
Eventually he says " Okay, let's make it official then" and walks out. Cue Shocked Pikachu face... -_-"
This Marks 10 Years Today Where This Girl Befriended Me, Tried To Best Friend Me All Out Of Revenge For Being Close To My Friend She Was Dating And Was 100% Not Shy About Her Intentions At All And Then Admitted Her Plan To Me Drunk One Evening. Whew
I hope OP screenshot-ted this. Could come in as plausible evidence in case of a similar scenario (fingers crossed scenario doesn't play out)... -_-"
I'm pretty sure the reason we can see it is because OP screenshotted this. 😉
Load More Replies...This Is A Girl I Was On And Off With For About Six Months. I Ended Things In January Of 2019 And She's Still Mad. I Started Dating My Current Girlfriend Five Months After I Ended Things With Her, I Think That's Ample Time To "Better Yourself"
Anybody who is still hung up on an ex to that extent needs help.
Sounds like my ex. We've been apart for 2 and half years and he is still mad im dating someone new and been with him a year already
Tinder Match (Whom I Never Met Before) Gets Pissed Because I Didn't Want To Be Called Pet Names
Right? If I can't read your argument, it isn't an argument -- it's just noise.
Load More Replies...I’m Scared By How Many Notes This Has
Telepathy? Maybe you just can't decipher the "get lost" messages he's sending...
this is a tactic to force him to show up in person, so that face to face seduction can take place.
Was Told To Post This Here
This gives " I ship Harley Quinn and the Joker" vibes
Load More Replies...I Posted This Over At R/Nicegirls But It Got Deleted For Obvious Reasons And They Said To Post Here
I'm afraid even the genie from Aladdin could not make this happen.
Load More Replies...But How Do We Produce More Women Then?🤔
TBF, this is India where there is a high rate of forced marriage and r**e.
yeah i would imagine the more correct translation would be "if men loved women they would stop raping them and forcing them to carry their children"
Load More Replies...I think there's indeed something like that in development
Load More Replies...Good. Already far too many people on the planet ..... especially in India. The earth cannot maintain such overpopulation. The human race is going to cause its' own demise.
I believe, although I could be wrong, that it actually takes two to tango. If you don't want to pregnant, take precautions or date women.
in india, if a man truly loves his woman, his parents will give her parents a textile factory
Posted On An App Designed For Tracking Your Spouse
This Fit Well Here
The best thing to do is talk to your “bestie” about what they’re doing.
Ummm.. She Went From Zero To 100 Real Quick!
In The Words Of Steve Harvey “Ookay, Ookay, Oh, You Crazy”
Oh so Dude texted his mate and gf sent texter this cringe photo? Lady, that's not ok
This Just Isn't A Flex, This Is Just Being Scum
Ended up with a squashed face, then (I'm only making a comment about her appearance because it's clearly one of those ridiculous filters).
Don't apologise/justify it; she deserves it plus a lot more with that comment.
Load More Replies...Why would you behave like this and then post it over socials with a very weird filter face? This is all very strange
Can we get the crazy ladies and the incels together on a lonely island? Please?
OK, I got part way through these and couldn't read any more. I am lucky to have not had friends as crazy as this in my life and I am always stunned when I see people this deranged. This was just depressing.
I stopped at around the same number you stated above. These people are absolutely revolting and honestly make me understand why some men detest women -- which makes me really sad to say -- but if I'd dated a woman like this I'd probably hate us too.
Load More Replies...I seriously have to ask because part of me doesn't want to believe this but most of me has to acknowledge: Do these kind of people seriously exist??? Man, the dating scene now is nuttier than a PayDay bar. Every time I think about taking a step back in, articles like these tell me otherwise... -_-"
If someone can be this unhinged with someone they supposedly love, what are they like to people they DON'T care about!?
Heard one recently from a male colleague which is just psycho. First date with a girl and she spent the whole date talking about how she doesn't trust men, how men are trash and that kind of bs. Already a huge red flag of itself. He made a joke about with that attitude, she probably made secret recordings as well. Turned out she in fact DID secretly made a whole audio-recording starting the moment she got there and it was already recording for 30 minutes! That ain't even a red flag, that is a whole freaking red football field!
Can we get the crazy ladies and the incels together on a lonely island? Please?
OK, I got part way through these and couldn't read any more. I am lucky to have not had friends as crazy as this in my life and I am always stunned when I see people this deranged. This was just depressing.
I stopped at around the same number you stated above. These people are absolutely revolting and honestly make me understand why some men detest women -- which makes me really sad to say -- but if I'd dated a woman like this I'd probably hate us too.
Load More Replies...I seriously have to ask because part of me doesn't want to believe this but most of me has to acknowledge: Do these kind of people seriously exist??? Man, the dating scene now is nuttier than a PayDay bar. Every time I think about taking a step back in, articles like these tell me otherwise... -_-"
If someone can be this unhinged with someone they supposedly love, what are they like to people they DON'T care about!?
Heard one recently from a male colleague which is just psycho. First date with a girl and she spent the whole date talking about how she doesn't trust men, how men are trash and that kind of bs. Already a huge red flag of itself. He made a joke about with that attitude, she probably made secret recordings as well. Turned out she in fact DID secretly made a whole audio-recording starting the moment she got there and it was already recording for 30 minutes! That ain't even a red flag, that is a whole freaking red football field!
