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We all make fools out of ourselves every now and then. Nobody is safe from that unwelcome sense of anxiety once you realized the thing you just said makes zero sense. But things that leave your mouth, whether IRL or online, do stay there, oftentimes forever.

And there’s a whole corner of Reddit, r/S***AmericansSay, dedicated entirely to the mission of collecting the stupidest, funniest, and sometimes embarrassing cases of people being so convinced they know better when they couldn’t be further away from the truth.

So let’s ready ourselves for the ensued hilarity, ‘cause we are about to have a fair share of it, trust me.

#1

“I Get That Native Americans Are Upset, I Get It”

“I Get That Native Americans Are Upset, I Get It”

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    #2

    “Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”

    “Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”

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    There’s an abundance of scientific evidence that shows humans are poor judges of their own abilities, whether it’s their sense of humor or grammar. In fact, psychologists believe that we are more blind to our own failings than we realize. This idea comes from the 1999 study in which David Dunning and Justin Kruger from Cornell University, New York, tested if people who lack skills and abilities are also more likely to lack awareness of their lack of ability.

    #3

    You're On The Internet, Which Is American

    You're On The Internet, Which Is American

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The internet has helped us see how much of a total s**t show the USA is... they can't hide behind the propaganda machine we call movies

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    The results of the tests led the authors to the interpretation that accurately assessing one's skill level relies on some of the same core abilities as actually performing that skill. It led them to the conclusion that the least competent maybe suffering a double deficit.

    #5

    Should Ask Them If Jews Matter Too

    Should Ask Them If Jews Matter Too

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    #6

    Well Allocated Funds

    Well Allocated Funds

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s an official Twitter account? Good god.

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    “Not only are they incompetent, but they lack the mental tools to judge their own incompetence,” Kruger and Dunning thought. During the course of four individual tests run on participants, the scientists discovered that “People who scored in the lowest percentiles on tests of grammar, humor, and logic also tended to dramatically overestimate how well they had performed (their actual test scores placed them in the 12th percentile, but they estimated that their performance placed them in the 62nd percentile).”

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    #7

    Pridemonth

    Pridemonth

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    Cath Homer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homosexuality is illegal in Liberia. Maybe it was deliberate? *reaching*

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    #8

    'People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals'

    'People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals'

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was older than I would EVER care to publicly admit when I learned that “military time” I often heard referred was not some secret, complicated way of working out the time you’re only privy to having served in the army but simply the reading of a 24 hour clock.

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    Dunning shared his impressions in an article for Pacific Standard: "In many cases, incompetence does not leave people disoriented, perplexed, or cautious. Instead, the incompetent are often blessed with an inappropriate confidence, buoyed by something that feels to them like knowledge." The phenomenon is known as the Dunning-Kruger Effect and most of us have surely encountered numerous cases of it in real life.

    #9

    Go To Panama, This Is America

    Go To Panama, This Is America

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    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be tempted to argue that THIS is the virtual, borderless world....

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    #10

    How Do You Prevent People From Jumping Off Like Idiots?

    How Do You Prevent People From Jumping Off Like Idiots?

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    #11

    “More People Use Imperial Than Metric”

    “More People Use Imperial Than Metric”

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many (american) bubbles need to be burst...

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    #12

    “He Is (Your President)”

    “He Is (Your President)”

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    #13

    People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German

    People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German

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    #14

    The Ambulance Is Not Your Taxi To The Hospital

    The Ambulance Is Not Your Taxi To The Hospital

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    #15

    Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?

    Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?

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    #16

    "More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam"

    "More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam"

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "SHUT UP ! DON'T PROVE ME WRONG YOU FILTHY INFERIOR FOREIGNER!!!!!"

    Mini crewmate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I knew about Amsterdam first ( I'm Canadian tho)

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    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we going to break it to them.. New York used to be called New Amsterdam..?

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a person resorts to the comeback of, "shut up" it means they've lost the argument.

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has always bewildered me how some people can be knowingly ignorant and be proud of it at the same time.

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm American, and I've been to Amsterdam multiple times. I love Amsterdam! Honestly I go there just for real stroop waffles...

    Cain Hargreaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh stroopwafels~ So good~ I loved them when I visited. I also got a kick out of tourists thinking I'm a local because I look kind of like I could be. Americans being like "Do you speak English?" And when I answer, they just look shocked.

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    Gegy Penguin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And than he had a mental breakdown and realized the Vermont was not the smallest state in the US. His world is broken.

    Easily Excitable Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point I feel the need to add that some of us paid attention in school. Ye Gods, what an idiot.

    Cath Homer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clapback goals and, oh my, the ESCALATION 😂

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rhode Island. If we induct DC is that geographically smaller than RI? I spose I could look it up. Not all that interested - but won't claim to know either!

    Noel Benavente
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also your british... wow, i'm from Nicaragua and i perfectly know how to use you're.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A small state in north-eastern USA. It is part of New England (Vermont means "green hill" in French, because they were the first ones who discovered and colonize it). It is a rural, not very populated state between New York, Massachusets, Rhode Island and Canada.

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just don't want to admit when they are wrong

    Nick P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it's "You are British" and not "Your British"... Makes me remind of Ross from Friends

    Derek Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite thing is when I tell people online I'm from the Netherlands and they go "Oh, Amsterdam!" Uh nope. There's more than Amsterdam in the Netherlands, we don't all live in the one city. We're tiny, sure, but not THAT tiny.

    Asti Littla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gah...I fcking did that while on a call the other day. Was talking to someone in Amserdam and realized I had no idea what Country it was in. Debated googling it really fast, but I just found a very specific way to ask instead.

    Iso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    amsterdam isn't a random country though, is it? i mean, i'm japanese, and i learnt a bit about amsterdam in school.... not a lot, but definitely enough to know where it is

    your local closet weeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should’ve said “I don’t give an Amsterdam”-

    Brooklyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is stupid. Any American (including 11-year-old me) knows that Rhode Island is the smallest state in the U.S

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vermont isn't even the second smallest. Or the third.

    Kallematti Waris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had visited Amsterdam before learning about the existence of Vermont.

    Aleksandra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Vermont is in Canada.. But i knew Amsterdam!

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Vermont ranks 45th in area, according to Google.

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't you glad we helped all the idiots emigrate to the new world?

    Sarah Grape
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to know what else he thinks he knows

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignorant Americans who make educated ones look bad simply for being American 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trouble is that Americans may know their states from East to West and back again, but they have no knowledge of the rest of the world. The level of ignorance and self delusion is amazing.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before we decide the Americans are all idiots, consdider that odds are someone from the UK googled which is the smallest US state. My UK in-laws can't tell California from Texas, which is, in the US, quite an insult to both states, I suspect!

    Royer Potts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a *you’re in there, also.

    Lovely_hobi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the, "No need to have a mental breakdown" :D

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can understand not knowing where Amsterdam is. I can’t imagine they spend much time teaching global geography and history in America. I don’t understand why he needs to be so defensive and aggressive and so “Yay, America!” about it.

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to move to the Netherlands

    Lex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly think most people of the United States are blind to the fact that we don't know as much as we probably should about our own country.

    Will Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remeber when people thought that Barrack Obama came from somewhere but USA lol

    Susan Widomski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one of many that embarrasses me that I am a citizen of the same country. Yikes.

    TheartfulDutchGinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the appeal in Amsterdam actually. I try to avoid that city as much as possible. But since its our capital,its quite relevant to the Netherlands.

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    another case of if born citizen not being able to pass citizenship test.

    Robert Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm willing to bet he doesn't know more about "his" country .

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t confuse him with facts.

    T.Milly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can someone be so stupid??

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at this wonderful specimen in ignorance go

    Karin Morris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does someone not know what Amsterdam is.

    tail_bite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ima stop looking at this post i dont like how us americans are so full of ourselfes

    Bean flavored Fujioshi
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kNoW mOrE aBoUt My CoUnTrY eVeN tHoUgH yOu CoRrEcTeD mE

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy does not even understand grammar so you can't expect geography.

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know all the states, the best states, I golf there, even ones you don't know, because you're not rich... BlahBlahBlah

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aggressive ignorance is the absofuckinglutely worst kind of ignorance.

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'mma steal a line from my brother' 'How do YOU know?"

    Steve Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the actual comment uses "than" correctly whereas the title uses "then" instead, incorrectly...

    Steve
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More people know about his tiny penis than Vermont and Amsterdam combined

    Caroline Huot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Vermont isn't even the state with the smallest population. (I'm Canadian, own a cottage in VT)

    Star of the world
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    #17

    “We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”

    “We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”

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    Gemma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She seems to have forgotten the meaning of "amendment".

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    #18

    Your Haircuts Are Un-American

    Your Haircuts Are Un-American

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not get it. Is "un-american" a bad thing ?

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    #19

    Wishing "Evil" On A Country Is Pretty Mean

    Wishing "Evil" On A Country Is Pretty Mean

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    #20

    Hmmmmmmm

    Hmmmmmmm

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    Eslamala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, just like "america" celebrates other countries' independence day 🙄

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    #21

    Why Is Munich Spelled "München" On Signs In Germany?

    Why Is Munich Spelled "München" On Signs In Germany?

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Munich citizen here. I can confirm that we do, in fact, write signs in our own language. We are crazy people!

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    #22

    “...your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage...”

    “...your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage...”

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know people who have travelled to other countries to get medical/dental care because the air fair and other expenses plus cost of treatment were cheaper than in US. It is literally true.

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    #23

    Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?

    Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep mine on the roof as the air is slightly cooler up there

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    #24

    "Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?"

    "Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?"

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    #25

    The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?

    The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadians also think Star Wars was completely made up so I wouldn’t worry too much about what they think.

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    #26

    Can’t Compare Those Other Cities To The Us

    Can’t Compare Those Other Cities To The Us

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    #27

    “I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?

    “I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?

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    Star of the world
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually i havent, whats it like? *obvious sarcasm*

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    #28

    Biden's America

    Biden's America

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Random person falls down in Greece* “Biden’s America”.

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    #29

    "At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"

    "At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't Angel Merkel just pee in the Spree ? Doesn't the queen's butler empty her chamber pot in the Thames every morning ?

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    #30

    What Does He Care? He's Not A Us Citizen, He's Not Effected

    What Does He Care? He's Not A Us Citizen, He's Not Effected

    sandiercy Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t realise that the US was global, oh wait, they do have the World Series which only the US plays in. so I guess it makes sense lol.

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    #31

    Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us

    Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us

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    #32

    “The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”

    “The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”

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    #33

    "I'd Rather Receive False Information..."

    "I'd Rather Receive False Information..."

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad says stuff like this, but not as smartly.

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    #34

    Being Broke In American Is 100% On You

    Being Broke In American Is 100% On You

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    #35

    Commie Divas

    Commie Divas

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    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, this doesn't belong here. "Soccer" is a British word. Yes, the Americans took it and ran with it (no pun intended), but it originated in Oxford in about 1890. Americans didn't invent it.

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    #36

    (Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag

    (Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag

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    Gemma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: they're holding a sign denouncing Kim Jong-un.

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    #37

    But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win

    But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can pick whatever doctor or hospital we want to be in debt to for the rest of our lives!

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    #38

    “They Started Faking An Accent”

    “They Started Faking An Accent”

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people believe that the Earth is 2000 years old. This one thinks it's 200 yo apparently

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    #39

    "[...]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad's Side, I'll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!"

    "[...]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad's Side, I'll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!"

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    #40

    "It's Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That "Soccer" Is The Correct Term"

    "It's Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That "Soccer" Is The Correct Term"

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    #41

    “We Savez Nations Not Destroy Them”

    “We Savez Nations Not Destroy Them”

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    #42

    Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?

    Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?

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    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m actually going to start using this! “Ugh, you’re *so* Mediterranean”.

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    #43

    Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?

    Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New studies found that the Sun actually revolves around the US :/

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    #44

    "American Deaths Are Worth More"

    "American Deaths Are Worth More"

    zzvu Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The longer I go through this page, the angrier I get

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    #45

    European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

    European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

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    #46

    Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

    Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

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    #47

    The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

    The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

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    #48

    "Uniquely American"

    "Uniquely American"

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever heard of... the rest of the world??

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    #49

    Countries

    Countries

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    #50

    "USA Is Less Racist Than Those Scandinavian Ethnostates''

    "USA Is Less Racist Than Those Scandinavian Ethnostates''

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    #51

    My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

    My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they are a 100% pure native american with a French surname and the Quebec province is a myth ? No. Definitely not. They are just an ignorant idiot.

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    #52

    Europe Is A Country

    Europe Is A Country

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Europe, we call this "projection".

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    #53

    "Has Monumentally Contributed More To Mankind Than All Those Noted Combined"

    "Has Monumentally Contributed More To Mankind Than All Those Noted Combined"

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    China : banknotes and gunpowder. England : steam machines and modern plumbing. France : cameras and vaccines. Arabs : mathematics and astronomy. Germany : cars and printers... And don't get me started about culture, architecture, and arts.

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    #54

    Rank: Military Spouse

    Rank: Military Spouse

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a country that has a military, does that count?

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    #55

    “We Invented The Car”

    “We Invented The Car”

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    Allan Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Canada we only have wagons and sleds in the winter.

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    #56

    Nates Of Americans

    Nates Of Americans

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    #57

    Bidets Are Confusing

    Bidets Are Confusing

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    #58

    "Europeans Have Pretty Much The Exact Same Culture And Genetics"

    "Europeans Have Pretty Much The Exact Same Culture And Genetics"

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are bits of truth here, hidden in the gibberish.

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    #59

    “Everyone Should Be Put In The Marines. Now”

    “Everyone Should Be Put In The Marines. Now”

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    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminder : kneeling during anthem is legal, while using US flag as clothing is illegal

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    #60

    "Healthcare Isn't A Human Right"

    "Healthcare Isn't A Human Right"

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are far more people using taxi services like they're EMS (not by choice).

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    #61

    "Good Luck Trying To Be A Billionaire Over There."

    "Good Luck Trying To Be A Billionaire Over There."

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    René Kok
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your changes of becoming a billionaire are higher when education is free.

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    #62

    It Foreign

    It Foreign

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    #63

    Well They Don’t Have Rights In England

    Well They Don’t Have Rights In England

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure they think the queen wears a black armor and rides her horse in the streets of London, beheading whatever filthy illiterate peasant does not bow down enough.

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    #64

    "I Will Not Comply"

    "I Will Not Comply"

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By this logic, refusing to wear a mask will eventually lead to full nudity.

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    #65

    "You Shoud Put The U.S. For English"

    "You Shoud Put The U.S. For English"

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    #66

    Futuristic Technology

    Futuristic Technology

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is some real disappointment in that last line

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    #67

    "Europeans Don't Have Culture"

    "Europeans Don't Have Culture"

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. We don't HAVE culture. We ARE culture hahaha

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    #68

    You're A Third World Country For A Reason

    You're A Third World Country For A Reason

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6th wealthiest country = third world.

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    #69

    Forks Are Uniquely American

    Forks Are Uniquely American

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They use Britsticks, which are sticks made of metal that have three or four pointies at one end. For soup, they use souptools, which were invented by Oxford don, Reverend William Archibald Spooner. Every male in England is legally required to have "Archibald" in their name at least once.

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    #70

    "I Would Like To See You Devote A Tweet To Memorializing The Victims Of 9/11. Thanks"

    "I Would Like To See You Devote A Tweet To Memorializing The Victims Of 9/11. Thanks"

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, remember a tragedy which happened 20 years ago in another continent.

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    #71

    "Come To America Where Our Dialects Are So Different Some Count As Completely Different Languages"

    "Come To America Where Our Dialects Are So Different Some Count As Completely Different Languages"

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    #72

    ”Why Does Italian Pizza Look So Bad?”

    ”Why Does Italian Pizza Look So Bad?”

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    Allan Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The recipe is in English and some Italians don't read English that well.

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    #73

    Reading Is Hard

    Reading Is Hard

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    #74

    If Churchill Was A "Racist"

    If Churchill Was A "Racist"

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would, because it is true. Obviously, it does not mean we should tear their statues down, rename their towns and erase them from history, it does not make their contribution to the american history any less important, but they are not perfect gods and we should be able to mention those facts.

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    #75

    "If Your Leg Is Broken In Europe - You're Done "

    "If Your Leg Is Broken In Europe - You're Done "

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    Allan Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they make the legs different lengths in Europe because the sidewalks are so uneven.

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    #76

    "My Expensive, Frequent Health Care Is Subsidized At The Expense Of Healthy People. I Think It's Great!" Thief

    "My Expensive, Frequent Health Care Is Subsidized At The Expense Of Healthy People. I Think It's Great!" Thief

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    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone healthy is bad, me alone healthy is good

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    #77

    "You Rarely See Iphones Outside Switzerland"

    "You Rarely See Iphones Outside Switzerland"

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    Allan Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Canada we carve phones out of wood and pretend to use them to impress our friends.

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    #78

    Only Americans Can Comprehend American Football

    Only Americans Can Comprehend American Football

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is the king of Europe ? Who is the president of South America ?

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    #79

    Please Don't Bring This European Style Socialism To America

    Please Don't Bring This European Style Socialism To America

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Socialism ? In Austria ? Lol, don't come to France, you will get a heart attack... and it will be cured for free, so you will have another one again... It will be an endless loop.

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    #80

    My Son Died From Covid-19 And I'm Still Voting For Trump

    My Son Died From Covid-19 And I'm Still Voting For Trump

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