“What’s Wrong With Your Dog?”: People Are Posting Pictures Of ‘Malfunctioning’ Dogs (50 New Pics)
As much as people know about dog behavior, they still find ways to surprise us. And the subreddit "What's wrong with your dog?" is an excellent example of that.
Created in 2015, this online community now unites over 1.2 million members who are constantly sharing funny pictures of 'malfunctioning' pups.
We at Bored Panda already did a few articles on the wholesome subreddit here and here, but it has featured so much good stuff since the last one, we just have to release an update. Enjoy.
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This Is Honey. She Will Show You Her Ears Or Her Tongue, But Never Both. The World Isn’t Ready For That
A major boop for one of the best noses ever!
Load More Replies...The Prince Of Darkness
I likely would have freaked out thinking the dog was missing lol.
He definitely wins at Hide and Seek! (If you can't find him, just open a snack packet!)
Load More Replies...and go for walkies during night so he can hide again
Load More Replies...My Dog's Best Friend Is A Brick
🎶 She's mighty mighty, just letting it all hang out 🎶
Load More Replies...Why is the brick always on the same corner of the rug? Is that his favorite spot for his favorite brick?
I'm guessing that the brick was placed there to stop the corner of the rug from curling.
Load More Replies...Some doggies know from an early age when it's right it's right. 💖
In an earlier Bored Panda interview, Kimberly Freeman, the founder of City Dog Expert and a professional dog trainer, said that the coronavirus pandemic has been rough for many of us, but we can learn from our dogs how to live in the moment and to be excited about the small things.
The professional dog trainer said we can "look out of the window and admire the beauty around us (or the neighbor's cat) or be excited when the postman delivers something new (especially a new purchase). Even relax and be content with our own company and the company of those around us."
Most importantly, we can see how dogs let go and do not hold anger or resentment. Our four-legged friends teach us “to forgive when you truly are sorry (just like that time you accidentally stood on your pup’s tail).”
Some Identity Crisis
Let's hope that the cat-tree doesn't tople over or the dog falls on the kitty
Load More Replies...Really? I thought he looked quite uncomfortable. But he is there, and staying, so......
Load More Replies...Just A Girl And Her Electrical Outlet Cover. No Matter How Many Times We Put This In The Tool Bag, She Always Picks It Back Out. Never Tries To Do Anything To It; Just Holds It And Sleeps With It
Meanwhile In The Suez Canal
…millions come to pet the renowned ‘giant floof’ in spite of lockdown measures
Katy / krfabian @krfabian · My name is Boat and wen im tired (but shipping werk is still required) then all I want is lyttle snooze i turn to side i blok the Sooz
H'es just seeing if he fits so he cane do this when it's dark at 3 a.m. and trip you so you land on your face with your robe up around your neck. Don't kid yourself
The dog trainer, however, acknowledges that taking care of a pup isn't always easy. "Shit happens (literally) and no matter how well-behaved our dogs are, we cannot control every element of their actions."
But "sometimes the most surprising things our dogs do bring us the most unexpected joy." Kimberly gave an example of "non-dog owners having no idea how hysterical a dog snore or a snaggle tooth can be."
At the end of the day, having a dog by your side does wonders for your well-being. Research shows that owning one is good for you physically and emotionally—dogs make us happier, healthier, and help us cope with a crisis. They can even help you get a date!
How He Sits On The Couch
Didn't anyone know? Cats and dogs make the world happen. They take shifts looking out windows to supervise. It's obvious, right? It's his window shift.
My Friend Wanted A Dog So He Went And Adopted Hank. He Is A Little Different
🎶🎵 I gotta be me! I gotta be me! Who else can I be but who I am!🎵🎶
It looks like it could be a character from an old Looney Tunes cartoon.
When The House Is Empty
I am a good boy because I am not on the couch. Human said nothing about the coffee table. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Made A Friend, Being Extremely Cool And Normal About It
Dont stare into his eyes, he'll break your soul and drag it into hell with him
That's A Weird Turtle
Anyone Know What Plant This Is?
Caninus soilis could also be a possibility, just saying.
Load More Replies...A rare doggo plant, make sure to feed lots of treats and water everyday. 💚
🙈 He is so proud of himself . Look he’s only stopped for a rest .
He Really Loves Digging
"Honey, The Dog's Walking On The Wall Again"
Can he swing from a web? No he can't; he's a dog.
Load More Replies...Riding Upside Down
Well, there's no better way! 😀 Used to love doing that as a child - particularly at night and watching the moon 'follow us' as we travelled!
Load More Replies...I'd like to see the full pic so that my brain can come to terms with how this is possible.
Why do I feel like the dog's whispering a threat-
Boing
My Dog Stares At Me Like This To Gain The Bed Pat Giving Her Permission To Jump Up
Can't top this comment Miss . Stated perfectly. Makes a person want to laugh and cry at the same time.
Load More Replies...How can you deny your precious doggo for even one second!!!! Look at that face!!!!
Reminds me of my weirdo, one time a slice of pizza fell on the chair cheese side down so I put it on a plate near her and she picked it up but just sat there for a half an hour drooling on it waiting for me to explicitly tell her she could eat it. I was facing the other way and had no clue all that time.
Then how do you know she sat like that for 1/2 hour? I believe you dropped it & that you put it on a plate for her to have, but the rest just sounds like a buffer, probably because you decided to go big & claim she waited a full 30 minutes while your back was turned.
Load More Replies...Lou's Got A Lot On His Mind
He's contemplating why he doesn't have a navel like his hoomans do.
The New Godzilla
If you find the video of the dog actually walking it is even funnier.
I FOUND IT! I FOUND THE SUNKEN TREASURE!!!! WHY WON"T YOU TAKE ME SERIOUSLY?
My Vet Sent Me This From My Dogs Check Up Today
I was an obediant ,good dog so why are they throwing things at me?
This Is What She Does All Day. Just Sits There And Judges You
That facial expression most definitely screams, "I'm judging your life choices right now" stare down.
This…this is not what is expected of you. You will need to do it again. Chin up and start over. This time do it properly.
Did We Adopt A Baby Hippo?
🎼🎵🎶 I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. Only a hippopotamus will do🎶🎵
Derp
It came with instructions with all the languages except english
Load More Replies..."Ma'am, I can see your naughty bits again. I told you how many complaints we got last time you posted the last pic"
Belly rub. . . belly rub. . . belly rub. . . belly rub. . . belly rub. . . belly rub. . .
My Roommates Left For The Day With The TV On. I Go Downstairs With My Dog And She Does This
The hunter is comming out in me, I knew it, I knew it, I'm a hunting dog.
I recently discovered cat/dog tv on YouTube. Just hours and hours of birds and squirrels. Absolutely love it!....don't have a cat or a dog though
When a doorbell rings on tv, my pups take off like mad to beat me to the door.
The Look Of Defeat
My Mother-In-Law Sent Me This When I Was At Work And Let The Dog In Her Apartment
"I was gonna get up and do something but then I lost all motivation..."
Load More Replies...Ah Yes, The Perfect Fit
Thought We Were Going For A Walk, Ending Up Going For A Climb
Not The Brightest, Definitely The Cutest
Just So We're All Fully Aware That Sir Frederick Has Not Stopped Doing This Every Single Night
Oh if he could talk! I bet he’d say “I love dis hooman so much..him let’s me drool on his face every night”
Since he was a puppy, no doubt. My kitten does something similar. And it's so precious. It's not going to be nearly as sweet when he's grown. But I can't tell him no!!!
We know who's going to be the boss in your house.
Load More Replies...Look Closer
If some people can't see it, turn your head to the left; the right eye is actually the nose and the nose is the left eye.
Am I missing something? All I see is a dog with its face looking at me.
Yeah, I see that too. He's twisting his head to look back at the camera.
Load More Replies...We Have A Yard Full Of Grass. He Prefers His Personal Spot In The Driveway
Look at that face....he's in the driveway so he can see you when you come home.......true love.
Went To My Local Dog Bar, And My Brothers Dog Decided To Go Make Friends With These 3 Random Guys. Just Joined Their Group And Hung Out For A While
Awwwwww! I had a friend that ended up with 6 dogs (rescued a pregnant one, owned two, ex-roommate abandoned one) and we used to go to a dog park that had a dog limit per person so we’d meet in the parking lot and she would assign us dogs before entering. It was the absolute BEST. Can’t believe The Boneyard closed, it was great!
A dog bar? Where is this dog bar? I need to know. My life will be massively improved by knowing the location of this bar. Also if anyone knows of a cat bar in the UK could you let me know? Many thanks!
Seattle, there are several dog bars and many dog friendly restaurants. As well as most businesses like the pharmacy, bank, coffee shops, produce store. I take my dog everywhere.
Load More Replies...Mommy! Can’t You See I Need Attention
my kitten used to do this, but he would sleep under my computer where it was warm
He Blows Bubbles When He’s About To Eat
If you blow bubbles out of a bottle, wonder if dog also engages in the performance.
Load More Replies...Wobbly Looks Like A Complete Derp When He's Excited
Best anti depressent in the world! You could charge for people to see him during quarenteen to make them smile. Your picture is a treasure.
At first I was terrified because his face reminded me of Momo :')
That picture made me realize I had automatonophobia (fear of realistic humanlike figures).
Load More Replies...I think he's wonderful. My dog lifts her front leg just like that when she stops for a bit.
I Love It When I Come Home And He’s Already Done The Dishes!
My dog used to be allowed to stand on our windowsills to look outside, until one day she heard cats fighting outside, rushed over, landed too hard, and completely shattered it. (didn't hurt herself somehow) She is no longer allowed to stand on our windowsills...
Load More Replies...Looks He Got Into My Stash
Why would any guy name himself "dog"? It's an insult to dogs. Esp when Snoop Dogg admitted he looted at the Rodney King Los Angeles riots; felonious felon wasn't barking then [didn't confess 'til after Statute of Ltds ran out] & didn't get caught; no CCTV or face-recognition technology in 1992. Thief should have a record [not the 12" plastic kind].
Load More Replies...Well, aren't we hip creeps? You don't know if anything is "good" or what occasioned dog's look [it could be nothing]. Panting for illegal drugs? You impress no one & no reader respects your lack of self-respect if your life is eager to get drugged up & you've no impulse control. Engage brain b4 opening mouth, you turn people off. Try a library & contribute to society instead of dreaming of zonking out. Room-temperature I.Q.?
Load More Replies...This Isn’t Fast Shutter Speed. He Just... Lays There Like This
I’m A Baby, Right?
omg, my sister's fat English bullmastiff does the exact same thing!
Rate My Ostrich
Both my pups do this with anything; a blanket, a jacket on the bed, a towel. Just the head and part of the upper body.
Can't find my bone...Betcha that rat terrier (emphasis on the rat) next door found it..Just wait til he comes back for a visit.
Only Now Discovered This Sub And Thought I Should Share An Old Photo Of My Dog, When He Was A Puppy And Was Still Learning How To Dog
Found Her Sleeping Like This As I Left For Work
He Woke Up From His Nap And Slid Half Way Off The Couch Then Just Stayed There Wagging His Tail
Yup, looks like a little Water Dragon or dark colored Iguana.
Load More Replies...That’s what my Tilly does! She also slides her belly down the stairs dragging her legs behind her for the first few steps, then she jumps up and crashes down the stairs, making a rumbling noise as she runs so fast down XD
My Deep Sea Monster, Freddy
Drink.exe
Multitasking is a requirement these days. Comes with the "dog description"
The Ultimate Derp
Twenty years, 12 puppies and he forgot out anniversary. And still I love him. Why?
"To Pass, You Must First Answer My Riddle. What… Is That You Have In Your Hand And Can I Eat It Please And Thanks?"
What is your name? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. What is your quest? To seek the Holy Grail. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow? What, African or European? I don’t knoooooooooooowwwwww!!!!
They Open A Fridge And Within A Millisecond The Doggo
It is amazing to watch my dog instantly and silently appear as soon as I touch the butter dish.
I have the same problem but with a cat. She knows the sound of the butter tub. She knows the butter knife too. She also knows the smell of steamed vegetables means the butter tub will appear at some point.
Load More Replies...the blanket was dragged over too- that's what i do when i get up from bed to snack- xD
They all have amazing hearing. Fridge opening, chip bag opening, can opening, and more!
Just like my cat. No matter how silently I grab food, she will teleport herself right behind me.
$150 Anti Anxiety Doggy Bed? Nah, I Sleep On Laptop Bag
Ours sleeps in the reusable bags by the fridge. She has 2 dog beds in the living room, 2 lazyboys, and sleeps at night in my bed or mum's.
I have a dog bed in my room, found my dog laying on my jacket next to the bed.
Load More Replies...Mine will ONLY sleep on my bed. They are small but impossible to budge when I need room.
By bestfriend who lives 2 mins away, spoils her cat, Sushi, but Sushi chooses to sleep in a cardboard box.
Dog thinks: Wonder if they are going to stick this in the wall too?
17 Years Young And Perfect Posture!
Why are you laughing at me? This isn't funny. Not just ANY 17 year old dog can do this you know.
Ten Minutes After I Gave Him $60 Worth Of New Toys, This Is How I Find Him
🎼🎵🎶 It's my stuffy and I'll do what I want to ! Do what I want to! Do what I want to🎶
I Dont Think My Neighbour’s Dog Trust Me
She’s Still Learning How To Use The Couch
And He Wonders Why His Back Hurts All The Time
When You Catch Your Dog Being Abducted
Nothing To See Here, Just A Potato Taking Root.
i have a baby yoda school bag and a pencil case and a stuffed baby yoda toy and the childs name is grogu
Hollywood sucked you into buying all of their crap, even ugly humanoids...get a Tim Berners-Lee [creator of worldwide web (www) in 1989], Bill Medley or Einstein schoolbag, a Catharine MacKinnon or Gloria Steinem pencil case & a stuffed M.L. King or Thurgood Marshall toy [books last longer]. They contributed to make your life better...not some hideous alien who bequeathed nothing but 'ewws' to fiction [majority of Americans loathe science fiction; movies are their babysitter].
Load More Replies...“No, No, No. You’re Doing It Wrong! Here, Let Me Help You”
Again, funnier when you see the video, where the do sneaks up and crawls in her shirt
I spent the time to like every single post because they all deserve it.
Dogs are the best :) I'm trying to talk my husband into a 3rd....I'm really missing that puppy breath
Loved every one. I guess that's why so many of us have a dog. So entertaining!
A nice variety of sweet pups, sad, as it makes me miss mine, in heaven, the last two were rescues, incredible awesome pups !!!
I spent the time to like every single post because they all deserve it.
Dogs are the best :) I'm trying to talk my husband into a 3rd....I'm really missing that puppy breath
Loved every one. I guess that's why so many of us have a dog. So entertaining!
A nice variety of sweet pups, sad, as it makes me miss mine, in heaven, the last two were rescues, incredible awesome pups !!!
