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As Justin Timberlake once famously put it in the classic “Cry Me a River”, some things are better left unsaid. Especially when it comes to sharing your thoughts online. However, not everybody knows where the limit is, which can be quite upsetting for the people that are oversharing but very entertaining for us.

The Twitter user @DelusionalPosting has made reveling in secondhand embarrassment easy by hand-picking the best of the worst and posting them for our enjoyment.

The delusional takes vary from very silly to very concerning. Some of them are simply insensitive or uneducated opinions that people should just keep to themselves. Others are statements that can be easily misinterpreted, especially out of context. And then there are the ones that are borderline criminal and make you want to quit the internet. The emotional rollercoaster is real.

We had a chat with Dr. Jessica Rabon, a licensed psychologist and the host of Psych Talk podcast. She explained why people overshare and gave tips on how to manage the urge to spill your guts online. But before we dive in, here are a few of the latest and the most cringe-inducing takes that the internet has to offer.

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Kira Okah
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A dog's life is just as valuable to them as yours is to you. So then PETA, why do your "shelters" have an 80%+ kill rate and you aggressively campaign to eliminate all pitties for the crime of being born pitties?

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    cats_from_the_void
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's terrifying is that this guy whose name is 'manlet king' thinks that killing fifty people is a normal and simple happy family thing to do and should be normalised

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    We all crave attention, so it’s not surprising that we choose to express our opinions (delusional and not so much) online. No wonder oversharing is quite a common online phenomenon. A study published in 2022 that surveyed 410 undergrad students found that more than 90% of them have seen someone overshare online and over 70% have unknowingly done it themselves. 

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    We asked Dr. Rabon how oversharing in real life differs from doing it online, and it seems that there are several components that make it more common when sitting behind a keyboard. Firstly, social media encourages you to be generous with personal information. “We are influenced by what we see other people sharing and feel the need to share as well,” Dr. Rabon told Bored Panda.

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    Another thing that plays a part in it is detachment and immediate consequences. “Sharing a lot of personal details one-on-one is an intimate and, can be, an anxiety-provoking situation. However, when we post a status update, story, or video, <…> we are simultaneously talking to everyone and nobody at the same time. We don't have to see the facial expressions or reactions of others when we share, like we do in person, which lessens the feelings of awkwardness or anxiety.”

    Add instant gratification provided by likes, comments, and shares and sprinkle some anonymity on top, and you have quite an appealing social concoction.

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    Paul Morris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

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    #8

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    Eva Kašu
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can assure you that person with this stupid nickname was born after 2000 and/or failed in history classes (or have bad teachers).

    tl gmc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the teachers. My world history high school class just had us write in a packet. It didn't matter what you wrote. You could put hi on all pages and A+ if you were interested in history you had to read it yourself.

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    General Anaesthesia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stalin's man-made famine in Ukraine, Holodomor 1930-1933, alone killed millions of Ukrainians. The deportations to Siberia while moving ethnic Russians to Ukraine in order to dilute the native population was of course a friendly gesture, too. To say nothing of the treatment that other "soviet republics" got, including Russia itself.

    ChickyChicky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    burned books and records too, so Ukrainians have lost their genealogy.

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    🇷🇺ЛеснойКороль(they/he)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AS A BOY WHO WAS BORN IN MODERN RUSSIA, EVEN I CAN SAY THAT THIS IS NOT TRUE. GOOD LORD

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about from 1932 to 1933, Russia starved 4 million Ukrainians to death through an artificial famine because the Ukraine said "No" to a bunch of Soviet policies. When news reporter Gareth Jones leaked the story of the Holodomor Genocide to the world, he was suddenly murdered in Mongolia. Can't think why...

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Soviet gulag slave labourers would like a word with you.

    Joe Medley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just double checked this. Stalin killed 3 or 4 times as many people as Hitler. I'm not giving Hitler a pass. Don't read it that way.

    Gøøse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yea, because the Holodomor was just a nation-wise tea party.

    UpupaEpops
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to invite you to visit the House of Terror in Budapest for a good healthy dose of reality.

    Billy Harrelson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, this is someone who thinks the USSR (and most of Eastern Europe) was this utopia where everyone was on the same level and everyone was happy. Nevermind that you had no freedom of speech, anything you created automatically became the property of the state and the party elites got first dibs on things in short supply. The "socialist" in the name was a misnomer. The Warsaw Pact nations were brutal communist dictatorships. Those nations that used (and still do use) the term "people's republics" were (and are) a lie. They were nations of the elite, by the elite and for the elite.

    Simo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has the lady ever heard of a guy named joseph stalin?

    Kat Min
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any way we can force this woman to visit one of the KGB prison memorials? there's one not far from where I live (Potsdam, Leistikowstrasse)

    Coyote Osborne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny. That's not what the families I met who escaped the USSR in the 70's said.

    Maria Maria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband's grandfather was sent to a Siberian gulag for being Jewish. There, he was made to chop wood all day in the freezing cold and to sleep in a hole in the ground.

    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are absolutely , %1000 , WRONG !

    Cin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure there's a huge list to throw this out. Including Holodomor which has been recognised by some countries to be a genocide carried out by the USSR on Ukraine (It also affected Kazakhstan), which lead to the starvation of millions via man-made famine.

    Max Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe not now, but give him time. The Soviet Union was still an improvement on the Czarist empire. Unfortunately, what Putin wants is a return to the old days of the Czar.

    Rahb in Oz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect he *really* wants a return of the old days to the USSR and the KGB. All he is interested in is power, so he can profit from it.

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    Tom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poster child of "Tell me you do not know anything about Russia or the EU without saying you are stupid"

    Wilfredo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes everyone knows Stalin was such a sweet guy.......

    Jason Romine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Stalin's body count was somewhere around 25 million, give or take. And that's just Stalin, and it doesn't include nazis killed by Russians in WW2.

    Tugg Ster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just how can you "assure" us sir?

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    from twitter? oh. Yes, the far right nazi haven of the modern era.

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Russia needs to be eliminated. They have proven they do not deserve to exist as a country. Especially now that Putin sold them to China. I hope their new leader President Xi can handle all the garbage left stewing in that s**t hole country.

    pamela nichols
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They murdered children and the entire family.

    KAREN-LEIGH SCHMOCKER
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For centuries, Russia has been brutal to its people...no matter the regime. That in turn makes them soulless killers when fighting outside Russian borders.

    Jennifer Brown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep...Stalin only murdered about 20 million people

    April Pickett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you assure that? Were you there, were you sent to Siberia, maybe a resort on the Black Sea? How do you know?

    catt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell that to the tsar and tsarina and their children.

    NH9
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Currently the most fascist state in the world in Pakistan

    Phil Green
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many people did Stalin actually do away with? 20m?

    DarkGlassSphere
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    2 years ago

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    DarkGlassSphere
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was another, same comment under my first one. Strange.

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    Robin DJW
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my. Someone drank the whole pitcher of kool-aid. So Uncle Joe was a sweetie who never did anything but pet kittens?

    Rahb in Oz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stalin purged millions. But what Putin does is somehow irrelevant?

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    robin aldrich
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So there are degrees of brutality.

    Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you can not assure me.

    Tiago Cortinhal
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    It was less brutal than USA to say the least.

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    Mavis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No she's just a dangerous psycho. Instant karma would be if she caught fire.

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    According to Dr. Rabon, in some cases, people overshare to soothe negative emotions, too. For example, anxious people tend to seek reassurance from others and they may overshare on social media to get it. They also may be more likely to stay on top of the latest trends or news as they might suffer from the fear of missing out. 

    Loneliness may also be responsible for oversharing. “Online platforms allow for immediate feedback, says Dr. Rabon. If people are lonely and seeking connection, they may be more likely to overshare online <…> to feel less alone.”  

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    Marcos Valencia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According the curvature in the upper image, it looks like a lighthouse in Sweden could be seen from Uzbekistan. By the way, something is clear: Whitewalker420 has never been in a ship in his whole life (or was too busy eating at the buffet in the cruiser).

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    Marcos Valencia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People can have strong, consolidated opinions about the most stupid things in life.

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    So, is oversharing all bad? Dr. Rabon says that there are some positives. “Depending on what is shared, one potential benefit of sharing personal information is increased connections with others online who are similar to you. Many people who form relationships with others online do so by sharing about themselves to make connections.”

    She also adds that for individuals that are struggling with their mental health, sharing their experiences online might provide support that they need. That can be especially important if they are hesitant to talk about their struggles in person.

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    Zoni J.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other words, stupid people hate being judged for being idiots.

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    Kira Okah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that the cops shooting a man dead was a much bigger factor in this Macron.

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    cats_from_the_void
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks stupid. can explain Edit: their comment

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    However, Dr. Rabon is quick to point out that the negatives tend to outweigh the positives. According to her, the biggest risk people take when oversharing is safety: “People share all kinds of personal information online, including things that could be potential passwords, their current location, information about their kids, or venting posts about their relationship. It only takes that information getting into the hands of the wrong person to risk your safety.”

    Then there’s a risk of losing your job because of mentioning confidential information, venting about your boss, or admitting to doing things you weren’t supposed to be doing. Dr. Rabon also adds that oversharing can have social consequences as well, such as rumors being spread, gossip, or social isolation.

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    Nathan Pogorzala
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have pictures of grown a*s men playing fake soldier (and who have never been one) and who think they need a gun to stay safe at a library, send me a picture so i have something to point and laugh at, you pathetic f***s. Your hobby is a coping mechanism for your crippling insecurity.

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WOULD eat a T-Rex, so I guess, I can eat the chicken! (Don't tell the T-Rex I said that though!)

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    Gøøse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling something "your 9/11" is so insensitive to the 3 thousand lives lost. Boo-fûckin'-hoo, your favorite celebrity has a different opinion. No need to mock the world's biggest terrorist attack. I'm not even American, but I take offense to this.

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    The good thing is that there are ways to curb your need to broadcast your life. As oversharing often stems from powerful emotions such as anger or sadness, Dr. Rabon suggests stepping away from the phone before making your opinions public: “One strategy I like to use is making the post/video but saving it as a draft and then going back the next day and deciding if it is something I still want to post. If it is not, once I have calmed down, I will delete it and know that the post was motivated by emotions, not logic.”

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    Another strategy is asking yourself "Would I be okay with my grandma, boss, or [insert any person here] seeing this post?" If not, then maybe you reconsider posting it. If you notice patterns of oversharing, you can also limit your social media usage as research suggests that people who spend more time on social media are more likely to overshare.

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    General Anaesthesia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The marriage rate has dropped nearly 60% in 50 years, so more men are safely unmarried. Should we aim for 100%?

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    SirWriteALot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be committed and change your name to Proudwoman, please.

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    Kira Okah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know Israel has a huge anti-circ movement right?

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    Dr. Rabon also encourages people to do some self-reflection on why they want to post what they’re posting. Is it because it's about something that’s important for them, something they are passionate about and want to share with friends and family? Or are they sharing because you are upset, hurt, angry, or seeking validation? If it is the latter, then maybe it’s something to keep to yourself.

    So, check in with yourself next time you type up a tweet, or you might find your opinions amplified on the @DelusionalPosting feed.

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    Alexandra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been a full-time carer for my husband for 30+ years. Had to give up a much-loved job, lost a lot of friends, financial problems, bla bla bla. In my long years I've met people who stood by their loved one, period. I've met people whose attitude was "Hell no, I didn't sign up for this, I'm out". I've met people who were mentally driven into the ground by the self-obsessed, egocentric and self-pitying attitude of the sick person and I've met people who tried, tried hard, found they were spiralling into depression and had to step back in order to simply hold on to their sanity and life. Please, when confronted with a story with a heading like this, keep an open mind and ponder whether you're required to set yourself on fire to keep someone else warm and have mercy.

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breast feeding has existed for much longer than politics. The difference between the 2 is that even though they both involve t*ts, one set is hated and the other feeds the baby

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    Pixie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still feel sorry for the kid who didn't want to go

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    Marcos Valencia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, now you're strong enough to let another dude bang your wife?

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    Mark Fuller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know... does he maybe have a point??

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    devotedtodreams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more probable explanation is that people hate other people who drive/ride like a**holes. Exactly what vehicle they're using is irrelevant. (For that matter, pedestrians can be a**holes too.)

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    xolitaire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I especially loved how she called him "the man who tried to convince the world he had scissors for hands" like... yes? He is... an actor? A concept that seems to elude you?

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    Omiyaru
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wasnt she actually guilty or something?

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    cats_from_the_void
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually " literally everybody " knows that no one deserves to be subject to persecution, segregation, or massacres based on something they can't control.

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    Luke Branwen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is "ouid" some new tiktokified nonsense like "unalive", or is it some special French form of recreation?

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    Dekinnis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m happy for him:) Japan seems like a pretty chill place (mostly)

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    Gøøse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As much as abuse is bad an this father is horrible, calling that your own Afghanistan is a horrible thing to do.

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    User# 6
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not wrong. Printing money does not create inflation. It creates devaluation. The effects are much the same though.

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    Peppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hollyhock did I just read?

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    Marcos Valencia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two people talking about the same concept from 2 different points of view won't make "body count" less stupid as a concept.

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they going to shoot Amber Heard? I mean, no one will miss her, but that's a bit extreme, isn't it?

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    User# 6
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assisted suicide should be available to anyone requiring it, homeless or not.

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    Luke Branwen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny though how men who have a lot to say about women's reproductive rights are absolutely HORRIFIED by this idea.

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    Who cares what I think, but...
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a "real" mermaid would most likely have a darker back side and a lighter front side in order to avoid being seen by predators (like most fish).

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    Kira Okah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cartman? Who regularly makes and is known for his homophobic remarks?

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    cats_from_the_void
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok so the boats are perceived by the orcas to be dangerous and invading their territory but the *orcas* are the bad guys for trying to drive them away?

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    Lucille 2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait….why would we not do Father’s Day? Did I miss something?

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    BC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh for Goddess’ sake… (I’m using many ellipses this evening…) {Maybe I’ll try an interrobang?!}

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    Xray0976
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he DIDN'T do what he was accused of!?

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    Oktogal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just dumb, I’m losing brain cells by the second.

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    Hellcaste's Wife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone is confused about the difference between someone OWNING a person, and someone making really poor choices in their life partners.

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    cats_from_the_void
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please don't normalise having sex with animals ok because it can be really damaging to their mental health and they can't consent, it's classified as animal abuse

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    #58

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    Say No to Downvoting
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only person who can agree or disagree on that is the person who has done both, to the same degree of “success”, with the same out of work commitments. Find me this person

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    Uncanny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he’s running and reading, he’ll probably get hit by a bus, so you might want to add ‘excellent life insurance’ to your nifty little list. 👍

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    Gardener of Weeden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think more parents would prefer their "child" to be on a porn site solo or with a partner, compared to working the streets. At least it is safer?

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    Titian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was born in Alexandria, of Macedonian-Greek ancestry. She likely looked…Greek.

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    Dodo (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's "comedic" and then there's "shoehorning Megan Thee Stallion into an episode and getting your badly CG'd star to twerk with her."

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    Michelle Forbes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well hey..America is normalising school shooting...Well any shooting sooo why not?

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    Kira Okah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The film has bombed pretty hard at the box office, last I checked.

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    Aileen Grist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband's first wife is one of our best friends. She and 3 of his ex-girlfriends came to our wedding. One of his ex-s came on the first day of our honeymoon with us. Why should I worry about what went on in his past. We'd both 'lived' before we met, you can't commit your life to someone you haven't met yet..

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    Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As usual, the fact that it has 302 likes bothers me more than the initial idiot.

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    Luke Branwen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that "delusional"? Are you trying to imply that sex workers don't deserve a happy, stable relationship?

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    Julie S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was just wondering who you were talking to

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    Mørkesverd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes absolute and total sense though.

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    Fizzer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lockdown was like an introvert heaven

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    cats_from_the_void
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you know, in the original Mulan story, the ending was : emperor wanted her to become one of his concubines, so she jumped from a cliff and died :(

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    Alexandra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, she's not wrong but I'm afraid the majority of people value a good night's sleep over contributing to a higher cause.

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    Hellcaste's Wife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this still in the news? They had their 15 mins...let's just move on.

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    Michelle Forbes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gay and I certainly wouldn't want or agree for kids to see kink.....And another thing straight people like kink too....who are you to say otherwise? Absolute nonsense

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    Magnion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emulation is not illegal. Illegally downloading games is, but emulation is perfectly legal. Morally on the other hand, I think it’s OK to download games that you can’t buy any more.

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    Marcos Valencia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personalized towards me? Let's have Gates and Socrates talking about homemade vermouth.

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    Lucille 2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was on my Christmas wish list from the Sears catalogue every year and I never got it :(

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    Kira Okah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgive me because I have not played much of God of War, Kratos is LGBTQ+?

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    Colin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing delusional here. Everyone should have a beef with Ron.

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    Viv Florini
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't necessarily delusional, just a sad gay furry

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The staff were trying to improve working conditions and the bosses walked out of the meeting

    #86

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    Lucille 2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have carpal tunnel syndrome, I can’t even write on a whiteboard for more than a minute before my hand starts cramping. I used to be a bartender, would have loved this!

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    Michelle Forbes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't exist without ANY people. Who gives a f of their sexual preferences...irrelevant

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    Dekinnis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s this doing here?? That ain’t delusional!

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