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Ryan Hudson, from Salt Lake City, UT, is the creative genius behind the webcomic Channelate, an eclectic mix of the absurd, dark and always hilarious adult comics.

Ryan's comics, which began a decade ago as short 3 or 4-panel drawings filled with dark sense of humor, has lately expanded to include live-action cartoons on Youtube, as the cartoon artist to dedicate more and more time to his passion. But how did it all begin? “When my family first got the internet in like 1998 - 99 I found this flash cartoon site called JoeCartoon.com,” Ryan told Bored Panda. “I knew from when I saw that, that I wanted to make web cartoons, but I literally had no idea how I would go about that. When I first started to post dark humor comics, my webcomic inspirations were The Perry Bible Fellowship, Thingpart, and Cyanide and Happiness.”

While his drawing style is clean and straightforward, his sense of humor is anything but. I think it's fair to say that Channelate will appeal to the dark, cynical side of your soul, giving you those explosive kinds of snort-laughs that you just can't control, a kind of laughter against your will. And as we all know, these are the best laughs! Kind of reminds you, South Park, a bit, doesn't it? “I was inspired South Park a ton,” Ryan said. “I look up to Trey Parker and Matt Stone a lot. I had been a huge Simpsons fan as a kid and when South Park first aired, it blew my mind. It was my kind of humor. Something I hadn't seen anywhere else.”

Going back to Ryan's comics for adults, he says that his process is super simple compared to some other cartoonists he's spoken to, but making Channelate animated has been a fun challenge. “I draw in Adobe Animate CC (Flash) on a Wacom Cintiq,” he explained. “I start with a sketch layer. The ink over top of that with a new layer then exports the image to color in Manga Studio 5. I used to do my comics entirely in Manga Studio, but I had to learn Flash for a job, and I am a very hands-on learner, so I decided just to start doing my comics with it. It forced me to learn it quickly.”

“I don't make my entire living from Channelate, but it has opened a lot of doors. In a lot of ways, the comic has been my demo reel and resume. I've worked on some amazing freelance projects that wouldn't have happened if not for my comic. But it was only a couple of years ago that I partnered up with Chase Suddarth to make Channelate animated. It was definitely challenging in some of the technical ways, but the writing and the art were very second nature since it was all the kind of thing I had been doing with the comic. I learned a LOT about making web animation by working for Cyanide and Happiness on the first few seasons of their animated show. After watching their videos for a decade, it was amazing to be able to be working under the hood. It was a lot of on-the-job training that I will be putting to use on my own work forever.”

Scroll down below to check out some of Ryan's work for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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glowworm2
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw, the bear actually followed his last wishes!

BusLady
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He just wanted to borrow some marshmallows.

Piku
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bears came out of my eyes.. :'(

Thinairgal
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stellermatt, please say ursine-ing off soon

Elina Wachtmeister
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This made me laugh out of my chair.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your Baby Mama dropped him off last night. Don't you remember?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid is the ghost. He just doesn't know it yet.

    Alexander Jacobs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this happened to me when i heard a voice coming from my lil bros room and then i found him knocked the f**k out

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, really being haunted! Scary.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now I'll have nightmares!!!

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    Felicity Alexander
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is cheering up bobby with a nic e compliment.

    Landon Ream
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought the boy with the red shirt was bobby

    Janoel Murrey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    funny this made me smile

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    N G
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the baby doesn't have a beard

    Selena Gomez
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh god i laughed way too hard XD

    Echo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The baby's smile says it all.

    Chilli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you are NOT the father!!!!!!!!!

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    Thora Gregory
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see the person in the back is also confused

    Matthew Rikard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS IS SO ME ( IM TURNING CAPS LOCK OFF NOW)

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh poor guy. Wondering what the eff is going on.

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    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    loved that film - love Nicholas Cage

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    Spicy Mickey Mouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao. I thought this was actually going to be wholesome for a second but then I was like, "oh right, I 'm an awful person, I don't read wholesome comics".😂😐😈

    Green
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kidnapped baby “Dad you are hiding something!” “Was I a orphan? Was I a homeless?” Dad: “You were kidnapped”

    Mia B.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i didn''t get it for the longest time and then i saw the caption

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    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't mention the duck - Not Very Observant Man.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's feeding the ducks, and that's illegal. So he is in trouble.

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    Thora Gregory
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the sky is always blue. unless its cloudy or night time

    Matthew Rikard
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me as a superhero , its a duck its a plane no its duckman *lays massive egg and it falls from the sky*

    Joyce Fler
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if all this is coming from the mind of one person.... damn.. I wanna swim inside his head.

    Shinomi Chan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hero no one wants, but let's be honest here. We ain't getting Spider-Man any time soon.

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    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I snorted again - these are brilliant

    Chris Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In retrospect, taking acid to boost her confidence was a bad idea.

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow lady. I had no idea it was that easy.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edward Scissorhands had the same problem.

    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worse part is I think the most recent version of Wolverine LOST his self-healing abilities, so no, no it won't!

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least he didn't go blind.

    Moo Moo Futch
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the porno mag in the bottom left corner.

    JeT'aime Cu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s so sad that I know what this means I’m 10and a girl

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't reveal your age on the internet, darling. Especially not if you're below 18. There are a lot of bad people who can and will take advantage of that information.

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    Alice Shockley
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the Geek in me loves this one best.

    Arthur Dupuis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that escalated from 1 to 100 REAL FAST

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I bought her all those drinks! 🍻🍸🍹🍷

    Patrick Lin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can a woman be a son? Change the cuss words, please!

    Shinomi Chan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever girl. Unless that's the second or third floor.

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    JillVille
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Da-a-a-a-a-a-mnnnn That was a good one!

    Debbie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better not drink anything while checking these out!

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    Carmen Elena
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and that´s how you leave them ko

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Scary Ghost. You destroyed his ego.

    Echo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man everyone what puts this guy down. Even the commenters. Sad.

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    JeT'aime Cu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I adopted a little sister and she lives in my room. She’s a frickin ghost 👻👧🏻

    ChIcKeN bReNt
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    4 years ago

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    Felicity Alexander
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god. HAHAHA! I am going to die laughing!

    Th3_G4m1ng_B0y
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that my friends, is why my house is no longer haunted

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    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what feeding your prisoners only McDonald's will do.

    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am a plant lady - dont think a plant has ever died under my protection - Men - on the other hand.............

    Patrick Lin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. You're giving the man mc donald's instead of water?

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He took it literally. I mean orally. Oh, whatever....

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    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they're okay with him being gay though.

    Helen Puskar
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    funny how that's the entire f*****g point of this comic

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    Roman Underwood
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what are you doing with my magazines gramps

    JeT'aime Cu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh thank god their not homophobic

    Z
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They still make porn in magazine form? 😂

    Paul Dudley
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or he is very computer savvy and didnt want gay porn to show up in his browser history in any way

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Disinherant him before it spreads!

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    Kevin Williams
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this is to much😂😂😂😁😁😁

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    Erwin Sanz
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it true that someone see this as sexual thing?

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess some people do. I see butterflies.

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    Timothy Lou
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it someone explain please

    Jay Raman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those symmetrical images are called a Rorschach test. It's supposed to tell a psychiatrist about y ur personality if you clearly see images others normally don't since it's open to interpretation here a bit. The joke is the guy is disbelieving of the test but proving it all the same by conceding he is seeing something deeply disturbing in a simple image.

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    That Shy Girl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see an angel with holes in its wings.

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    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, perhaps the aliens adopt all the kids though!

    CultOfBambi
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happened to Starlord, after all.

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    Calypso poet
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better off with the aliens than foster care!

    Chris Weaver
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to know even aliens have limits!

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    JillVille
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So where can I buy one of these? Asking for a friend with teenagers.

    Calypso poet
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t this the plot of A.I. with Haley Joel Osment?

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do turn into different people.

    MARIAH ZAPATA
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a movie like that except he was taller.

    Chris Jones
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You still have the s****y teenager though.

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    CelSlade
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, every time I do this I hit ocean - too funny XD

    Samia Guled
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    once I hit ocean I just made an inflatable pool

    Alexander Jacobs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i laughed a bit too hard at the end lol

    Shinomi Chan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably should've picked LAND.

    Patricia Ross
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The earth is approximately 75% water. The odds are not in your favor.

    Markus Weiler
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One third dirt &two thirds water (Tim Minchin)

    BusLady
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    7 years ago

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    Should have used a flat map. The Earth is flat. 🌍😂

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    GlassOfWater
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I could stand being in a wheelchair...

    Catlady6000
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not supposed to. You're supposed to sit

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    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of when my cousin came home very drunk - he couldnt find his fasle leg for 2 days

    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is 100% true - he was "hopping mad" till he found it down the bottom of the garden

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    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in an establishment where all 52 residents were in wheelchairs - 1 guy regularly got picked up by the police and brought back for dangerous driving in his electric wheelchair after leaving the pub - the battery pack would run out

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've met some interesting people.

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    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy who would always loose is car when drunk...took up to a week to find it again

    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are too drunk to find your car - you really shouldnt be driving it

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    Chris Weaver
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Funny - I don't remember selling my wheelchair for beer money!"

    Samia Guled
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think of it as... Mario Cart lol

    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually seen this done as a sketch--it starts off with two guys bringing a third drunk buddy home to his apartment. His wife wants to know where his wheelchair is. XD!

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    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less likely to fall off as well.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he was going to turn out to be a real burglar. 💰

    Joyce Fler
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahahah! i love this artist's mind

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    Mae
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my boyfriend and I it's the opposite, we don't like pictures so we always like to make sad or ugly face on photos hahaha

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we can go back to being our real selves.

    Naomi Wayker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unhappy people is always the reality not really always but like 10/50%

    Bumble Boozle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is me after every single picture. not kidding lol.

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    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birdie still having the beard is cute!

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't just stand there. Introduce him to your new Birdie friend.

    ABIGAIL STOPPS
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can the wizard change form but not realize he is talking to a bird

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    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, think that's probably the case.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's enough Soap Operas for you, young lady.

    Panda Momma01
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I shouldn't laugh at that, but damn I can't help it!

    Lisa DeJarnette
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if they're just playing dolls. Why is he only wearing a sheet?

    Lisa DeJarnette
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow just found out I can't read small print on yellow. Prolly found that funnier then this cartoon based on comments. Lol

    rola
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not. Me and my little sister used to play with dolls like this too 😂

    moeless
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never too old for infidelity and domestic violence, c'mon...

    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When adults play with kids toys 😂 same here

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    Tom Witkowski
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just give him disease-infected blankets. It's worked before.

    JillVille
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Doug, skip a year once in awhile.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have been funnier, if his neighbor was Native American. Just saying.

    dante
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    I really dont get it

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    Daria B
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never lost it. I knew exactly where I put it.

    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never really likesd the term "lost" - Generally you "give" it to someone

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admit it, Dude. You've been too busy staring at her boobs all night.

    Shinomi Chan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    16? Why do people think it's a contest these days?

    Lisa DeJarnette
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'd just said hunh ? Instead of admitting I had not been listening all night. His chances are now slim to none. Lol.

    Tightie Whitey
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in 😂😂

    Nick Colderwood
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    7 years ago

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    1st girls always a practice girl anyway. Rid the dirty water and move on.

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    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now show me on the doll where the Grim Reaper touched you.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I want you!" "But...but...I'm already dead."

    David Henry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Officer, he boned me without consent"

    Shinomi Chan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DEATH NO! YOU were supposed to be cool!

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    Thinairgal
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's okay, "hind"sight is 20/20

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    3 years ago

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    David Henry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll forgive her; love is blind.

    Chris Weaver
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if he can't enjoy the view, he could always use the 'braille method'!

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    Panda Momma01
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit now she HAS to admit he was right...ugh

    Fridericus Rex
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit hard if they’re an infinite distance apart from each other

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    Sarah Miranowicz
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first, I thought God had a 7 written on his hand.

    Red Pantone
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think is Sanit Peter, not God, the guard of the heaven gates haha

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    Lauren Reuderink
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought her name was Laura? From #26?

    JJ Kim
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saint Peter has 4 fingers...

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    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you even pick that costume to begin with?

    Joseph Roberts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I die at a costume party I want to be dressed as either anthropomorphic planet earth so that my death will be a metaphor about environmentalism, or dressed as an angel/demon a la twoface or a la bendy and the ink machine so that people won’t be sure where I went.

    Roman Underwood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hitler is going to hell yay he killed jews and gays

    Calypso poet
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He deserves to go to hell if he wears that.

    Shinomi Chan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's going to be an interesting conversation.

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    Lili Képes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is brilliant. :D Red wine will be the next to cope with.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or grape juice. Depends if he's a drinker.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should start buying it pre-sliced.

    Snoglydox
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm missing the point on this.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then she went home and caught her husband with another woman. "Hello, Phil? I'm sorry for what I said. I didn't mean it."

    Echo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the look on Phil's face I am pretty sure he would take that deal.

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    moeless
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then she went home and caught her husband with another man. "Hello, Phil, just curious... is your wife home? "

    Calypso poet
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, adultery humor fail?

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    I love cats
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to my three year old brother the magic words are meska mooska Mickey Mouse

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the rabbit is still in his hat? Won't it suffocate?

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on refection, he's an idiot.

    Thinairgal
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah...he just has self image issues

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    Mojones
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of 'em all?" - "Oh lil' fool in front of me, it is cleary you I see".

    Good Luckas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tEcHnIcAlLy IdEnTiFy As A mIrRoR!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents: We can see ourselvs in you.

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure dad is in agreement with mum!

    Foxyloxylou
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would have been heartwarming

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    Jef Bateman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is going to have to take the finger out of his ear if he wants to get his money's worth.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other end of the line: "Are you driving?"

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    Barbara
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possible to do a follow-up on this one where they still would only be visited by one Santa, because dad can't offered much any more due to alimony...dark, darker,...you know?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look Tommy, here's one with a different lipstick color. Where did it come from?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They might get new step parents they hate. Be careful what you wish for.

    Elizabeth Langley
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They kiss the shirts, the mom divorces the dad for cheating, the kids get Christmas at dad's house and mom's house. Stupid and sexist.

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    Barbara
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I...this isn't as dark as I thought it'd turn out...

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is employed. He's an actor. Lol

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you do that in America? This is too embarrassing for the kids AND parents!

    Calypso poet
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our schools never did it. I think it’s more for sit-coms that have run out of ideas.

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    moeless
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's the popular one during "Career Day." Pirating is, like, the best career.

    Sushi Smack
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who says being a pirate isn't a career

    Lisa DeJarnette
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohio schools really do it. And yes it is embarrassing. Especially when u have to go after a 12-14 hour midnight shift and fall asleep waiting your turn to embarrass yourself.

    Steven Laragy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that his career was dressing up and selling “special candy” to kids

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    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I m a girl and my pockets held some scary things - including the slow worm - my pet

    moeless
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad he had eyelids. Imagine the hell pocket lint would play on a lidless snake.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those Catholic Schools are tough. "Do you know who my Husband is?"

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and he had a slow worm in it

    Bumble Boozle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after looking up what a slow worm is, I want one.

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    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really isn't - though if it keeps them busy...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes,and I want the other 50 back, as well.

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    Panda Momma01
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO! I love Mrs. Clause's dive bomb

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa might be getting a divorce soon.

    Joseph Roberts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except, now she’s too in love with him to do that.

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    Th3_G4m1ng_B0y
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "yeetus yeetus commit self autodeletus" -despacito spider

    dante
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao. This is hilarious

    Chris Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He picked the top of his 'bad' list.

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    Panda Momma01
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See if people could do this in reality life would be so much easier for us all!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food Nazi. He's probably the one who cleans out the fridge and throws away your Grandmother's Pyrex.

    29Pandas
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went no discussion on the Internet ever

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    GlassOfWater
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I have multiple family members that sleep walk. Lots of good stories to tell guests thanks to them.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister was a sleepwalker. She also talked in her sleep. We would just gently guide her back to bed.

    Lisa DeJarnette
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine too. But I questioned the hell outta her. Lmao. Found out all kinds of great blackmail s**t. Was great when she was mean to me. Lol

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! Don't leave without your tips! 💰

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i used to lock myself in my bedroom at night - so scared was I that I would be found roaming the streets naked

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    most climbed ouI at of the bedroom window fast asleep once - it can be a serious problem

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    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my sleepwalking is bad - I cannot believe the things I wake up and remember - scariestthing is I dont know if they are real

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    last night I was having serious cramps in my foot - so I went to my GP- had a serious dicussion with her about vitamin deficiencies etc - then I woke up--- It's scarier almost when you have vivid dreams

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    Mikleo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the bright side, he became what he always admired.

    Vendetta Knight
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone with the same name, I feel called out...

    Vendetta Knight
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an Andrew myself, this isn't that surprising...

    Vendetta Knight
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a guy named Andrew, I find this quite hilarious.

    Chris Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once he saw the 'Thriller' video, he was hooked for life!

    BusLady
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    7 years ago

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    Since when is a zombie beautiful? Get some glasses, Andrew.

    Chris Jones
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they are fairly hideous too but maybe he sees something we don't.

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    Pug Pug
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wish I could do this too. I miss my furries...and hate that woman.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His friend just HAD to bring that up.

    Chris Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eternal Sunshine of the Dogless Mind!

    Emilycookie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel like this is so true but you wouldn't want to ever forget the dog.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a matter of attitude.

    Joseph Roberts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now he gets to wear some dope blind-person shades.

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    FutureVet_mtr
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm I the only person who immediately thought back to the scene in the LEGO movie. "Honey where are my pants"

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often have dreams where I left the house without some item of clothing.

    Lisa DeJarnette
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Nope you're not. I did too. Lol

    Alexander Jacobs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be afraid. Be very afraid.

    Th3_G4m1ng_B0y
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the best way to break up with your wife. The cop was the husband

    Panda Momma01
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worry more when she starts with strangulation fantasies

    Lisa DeJarnette
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was rolling with laughter on this one! Can you tell I have an ex? Bahaha

    Fluffy_wolfy 36
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the police guy. LOOK. Take that hat off. LOOOOOOKKK

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what do the kids look like?

    Tymek Marcinkowski
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the kids tho? Are they adopted?

    Suparna Gibbs
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a Calvin and Hobbes strip...

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling that this divorce won't be contested.

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    MammaG
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too much at this one.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute, I like how they're both actually very polite about it.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the most annoying things ever: loud music at inappropriate times. 🎵🎶🎼

    Lisa DeJarnette
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It thought it was funny. But would've been funnier if he'd said f**k in place of gd. Lol

    Barbara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if it repeats itself that much...I guess you could sing it in your sleep

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yes! If only! I hate folding laundry.

    Susan Forbes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have an extra $16,000 check out the Laundroid, or it's cheaper cousin, Foldimate

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    Kristy Puffer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 2 loads waiting for me to fold them when I get home from work. I wish they'd hurry up with these self-folding clothes!!

    LOttawa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need clothes that will bring itself to the laundry room, get in the machines, fold itself and put itself away.

    JillVille
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like that magic laundry basket....

    M.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens if it folds while you're wearing it?

    Joseph Roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would fold your clothes, set the position they’re in as , and then press a button for them to return to that position. Your clothes are now folded.

    Isabella Martins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine with me: Thin waterproofed wires in our clothing that bend, folding the clothes with them, when placed on a charging pad.

    Apollo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why does it always have to be the woman who has to fix those damn programming bugs?

    Lisa DeJarnette
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Folding isn't as bad as the putting it away. I want clothes that walk and jump in drawers. Lol

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a premature teenager.

    OffBrandSweetTea
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My desired career path is to live in the clearance isle. My other handle is DiscountedPikachu.

    Alexander Jacobs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when he got grounded i thought of the croods and the dad puting his daughter in the ground

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    Lisa DeJarnette
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it sort of does if ugh was the one who invented the wheel. Lmao.

    Snowy Tundra
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    History is always written by the victors. In this case, it means that soon Edgar Martinez will be selected for Cooperstown this time around. Go, Gar!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The power of knowing how to read/ write. Sadly, some people still struggle with this every day.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he has a well paying job. It's hard to live with just one income.

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    Lisa DeJarnette
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this one. Wish it was true! Bahahaha

    Viola Yarrow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to draw furry-style animal people. I just think that they look cool. I don’t want to f**k a hamster or anything

    Lia Madrigal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're thinking of the 10% of furries that have THAT kink... a lot of furries just like dressing up and being their fursonas :P

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    Tanksear Industries
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look at the depressed cat in the background

    Roman Underwood
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    5 years ago

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    seriously though you stupid a*s furries keep taking over our kitchens and stealing our sandwiches

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    Panda Momma01
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually sang this as I read it....

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the rest of his life, working as a busboy in a late night diner, he can tell the uninterested customers about this moment. Again. And. Again.

    Daria Zotova
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha, this one actually made me laugh :D

    Nanette Harris
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    almost as catchy as the flu he wont be treating

    Samantha Vertriest
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is actually a good one. Students should make their own choices and not their parents. They have had their times....

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respect your elders, young man! 👴👵

    salad potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    funny how I'm thinking of getting some sort of music degree

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    Alexander Jacobs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude when i read your comment i heard it in stewie griffins voice ecause of your profile pic

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Deb was his wife. Lol

    yoa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deb is his wife. But she's also the other guys girlfriend...

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    Doob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ThErE iS aN iMpOsToR aMoNg Us

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Peg Bundy had red.hair.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She doesn't look too happy.

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    John Everett
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Later on today my wife is going to ask me, "What are you thinking about?"

    moeless
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right. Who among us has not wondered about that. Uh...wait. Did I say that out loud?

    My O My
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and the conversation got weird

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now she does think you're a weirdo.

    Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experience guys like to have a finger action so nothing weird about this one xD

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's play spot the real weirdo.

    Miklós Nagy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girl who is smiling for a reaction like that!

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better watch it with that magnifying glass. You might fry the ants.

    azzakwan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No frame no 4? 🌞🔎🐜🔥

    My O My
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the ant pee right there?

    Susan Forbes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he just put down what he was carrying to give them the finger for spying on him

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    Panda Momma01
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad to say, this is likely what my son is doing when I'm not around!

    Alexander Jacobs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are we not gonna question the ants doin meth?

    Arthur Dupuis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... Ants don't have fingers...

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually did this one time at work. It set off the fire alarm. The Fire Department showed up.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should abduct Kim K. With her booty, they would think she was a genius.

    SandaPanda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, considering how many people claimed to have been kidnapped and probes by aliens I suppose they might get some antivaxxers, flat earthers and Trump supporters now and then

    JillVille
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we think they're smarter than us....

    Rami Million
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who else read that in a alien voice

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse yourself to "Go to the men's room."

    SUPER HIDER
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RUN. DUHH DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU DUHH DUDUDUDUDUDU.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did he lose his wheelchair? I'm certain he wasn't sleep walking.

    My O My
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was drunk, like the other guy...

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    Mila Morris
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bus lady dumb name for a man in the pic

    Echo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't the wheelchair lose explained above or was that the Dark Doctor Jokes. I can't remember now.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her mother told her the same thing when she was a kid. And she didn't listen.

    SykesDaMan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did that start? With the mother? The grandmother? Even before?

    Vendetta Knight
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like those doctors from that Twilight Zone episode. Not necessarily a bad thing, either.

    Henrik Lindgren
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he failed too, since his expression isn't like hers...it's reversed.

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    Roman Underwood
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is a truly beautiful "art" piece

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that how he hurt his hand?

    David Henry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, i went through a pillow phase for an entire period. Some of my best work."

    Panda Momma01
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to pull a stranger and switch hands

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    Alan Smith
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly how it feels when someone comments on mental health.

    Kevin Meares
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a wyvern not a dragon. CHeck your Monster Manual people wyverns have 2 legs and wings (stinger on the tail) and dragons have four. I mean its like you aren't even keeping up with the editions.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will come back for you later.

    Magpie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a dinosaur! All ok now?

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    Lisa DeJarnette
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How? How? How is she " clearly not wearing one" this made me lol way too hard.

    Cori Crabb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bras are the pockets we don't get in jeans

    Catt Morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, she thought she had to turn ON the homework, not IN...

    Cyndi Moring
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    3 years ago

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    Joseph Roberts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s supposed to look like she was going to seduce the professor for a better grade, but instead she just turned her work in.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago

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    Future College dropout.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fear of commitment, eh?

    Hakitosama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad had two employees. One Friday morning , employee 1 came in pale as a sheet : "my girlfriend is pregnant..." and the other one laugh and laugh. He was basically rolling on the floor dying of laughter while 1 was glaring daggers at him. Week-end passes. And 2 enters the workshop, pale... As.. Two sheets. He didn't have to say a single thing. 1's laughter could be heard from across the street

    azzakwan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girlfriend=pregnant girl? 🤯

    Echo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is 2 different people talking. So no they are not the same thing.

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    JillVille
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did this hurt my heart so much?

    moeless
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laffed a little too hard...

    Joseph Roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s cheating on his wife with the blonde girl. He’s sad because he feels guilty for cheating on his wife.

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    azzakwan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they watching "a walk to remember"? 😢

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a guy watching "This Is Us" for the first time with his GF, lol.

    Lisa DeJarnette
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was crying cuz he was cheating on his wife with this chick. Lol

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lisa is very open-minded.

    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I'm not... Oh wait, you mean.. YES, Lisa is very open minded

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    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am snorting at all of these

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SNORT! It's so funny when people do that!

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marry him. You'll never have to endure pregnancy.

    rhyan lumilay
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's not a kidnapper he's just a kleptomaniac? hehe

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roll as in rolling that dice? What is that for anyway.

    Astrid Habie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be screwed then with my totoro keychain

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that's the kind of Dr. he needs. The driver is the one who needs to get his eyes examined. Maybe that's where he was headed anyway.

    Elina Wachtmeister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the kid next to him is like: "ummmm... OK."

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be freaky to meet my future self. This guy wishes he hadn't.

    Marie-Louise Chenois
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would be happy to meet a very old future self, would mean i'd live long x)

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    58digit .
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait how did the past self come then

    David Henry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....or give past you the time machine to reverse engineer and pass off as your own. Time plagiarism: technically not illegal!

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Telling him what to do, even in his dreams.

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    Vijay Duggirala
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moral of story: Pay for strangers coffee. You never know if you're saving a kidnapping.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best one! Reminds me of the magnet on my fridge that says "You remind me of my husband, except you're not buried in the backyard."

    Joseph Roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine the guy in the chair is yelling “Yaayyyyyy!” with enthusiasm.

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to my mother at dunking donuts, except she payed for the next guys coffee and didn’t kidnap someone lol

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    Kath Leen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so he broke up with her in the end..i thought they're engaged earlier

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, couldn't you have just sent her a text?

    Panda Momma01
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than a post it note. This way she will always have a piece of him to remember him by.

    Chris Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he decided against the singing telegram!

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Now I see why the ant was flipping them the bird. It must have been William's widow.

    Apollo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It starts to be a bit weird that the 'u' and the 'c' are blurred. Come on, we can handle it.

    Elina Wachtmeister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The child just like: "LA LA LA! I like killing ants!"

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    Echo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who actually does this? Maybe when I look back on my life. I might say so and so was my best friend at the time. Do people generally rate their friends like this?

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    Bernice Wittwer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never understood why people who got a divorce have sex with each other after the divorce. The LAST thing I wanted was my ex touching me again.

    Echo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different people have different types of divorces.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like you are back together. Lol

    rhyan lumilay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your son doesn't know about it, but we know now. . .

    Silvia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the lipstick shirts people

    moeless
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or...She said, "He's home, try the backdoor." I should have just left but I could NOT pass up that invitation.

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spiders! It's the spiders!

    Foxyloxylou
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sure hope it’s the spiders... I don’t wannna know what else he’s done

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did the blonde guy avoid the spiders.

    moeless
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here the spiders were starting to think you were a pretty good roomie!

    Raptor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can stay there and I'll adopt all the spiders and get them a nice new home. Spiders are cute

    Luna Wolfblood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's an extremely resilient child of Athena

    辜 家耀
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even notice the spiders in the second panel..

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    Janet Allison
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “No you don’t care enough!” **runs into the sunset crying**

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously not the guys on the moon.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you get rich sooner. Then he will be asking you for $. 💰💰💰💰

    David Henry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend 2: Ah...no you need to guess again, again.

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    moeless
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overthinking a simple thing, people. Let it go.

    Echo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you got it right here. The drawing doesn't mean anything. They were just arguing over something that we can no longer understand

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Hunter has a bow and arrow, while the others have spears? I'm not getting this one.

    Mayzie B
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's about the one with the cross bow is pointing away from deer moose thing

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    Snoglydox
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think one needs to be on psychedelic drug to understand this one.

    Apollo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, 62,980,160 people didn't.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you don't need a**hole friends.

    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually - he wished for friends, and someone else blew the candle out, so they got the friends.

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    moeless
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you're a ginormous one year old. You have no peers!

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Grandmother was born on Christmas. She said she never had a birthday party. How sad.

    Hakitosama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And 25th December isn't the real Jesus' birthday. He was born sooner in December. The 25th was the date he was entered in the census.

    Olle Dufeutrelle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus Jesus' bday is actually on summer.

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but what if one of them isn't role playing?

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then u will get lucky, nd get a kiss of death. No other kiss can match that.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some state's, if someone spends one night at your home, they have renter's rights. (AKA sqatter's rights) There are con artists who know this, and work it to get free rent for months. Incredible.

    Lisa DeJarnette
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Ohio they have to receive one piece of mail at your address then they are a resident. They can even mail a letter to themselves. Thought I'd never get rid of that bastard.

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    Les 🐝an
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not getting two Christmas after all

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't deny him, he looks just like you.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid's not a p**sy. Your's is just a bully.

    moeless
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your is" is just a bully. That's what that says. Sort of. Feral apostrophes aren't really punctuation. Uh-oh, I'm a bully now. Or you're a ... hmmm...

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    Jaded Queen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U people do understand that anatomically nd functionally, balls are literally the weakest spot, nd vagina, being able to push a baby is actually very strong part. So basically it's again the example of male archetyical stereotype b******t.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Timmy looks like a nerd. Which probably explains the bullying.

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get it. Mind you I’m 12

    moeless
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know where he got it from. We'll be going now. We're pussies.

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    moeless
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, they are property just like a saw or a dish in most of the US. Needs to change.

    Lucy H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why dogs are too good for this world

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    moeless
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never trust a person that says they don't masturbate. They will lie about other things, too.

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    Alexander Jacobs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its true i go swimming in every lucid dream and befriend every ocean animal

    Robin Hodson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried that, and it doesn't work. Different part of the brain.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the Earth in the background?

    birdhouse
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    7 years ago

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    Did a women write these?

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