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Cheezy, peaceful, shallow, poetic; you can attribute all kinds of adjectives to dad jokes, but everyone has their own taste when it comes to humor, and if you connect with something, who’s to say you’re guilty of laughing at it? Especially when it doesn't come from a hostile place?

Those of you who regularly read Bored Panda probably know that we're huge fans of parents being able to loosen up and relax. We cover their funny tweets, memes, and even those classic "I looked away just for one-second" stories. But there's something about our fathers' stand-up bits that makes us come back to them again and again.

Dad Says Jokes is a fun social media project that consistently lives up to its name, so it's no wonder we have released not one, not two, but numerous publications on it. It's been a while since our last piece on it, too, which means it’s about time we made an update.

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    Punny dad joke about an 8-year-old's reaction on 'Take Your Kid to Work Day' from a humorous Instagram account.

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    Saulius V
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I time to time get my kid to work and Always remind: "Just dont ask anything about snakes" .

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    Robert Pierce, who is a professor at the University Counseling Center at the University of Rochester in New York and a psychologist in private practice, uses humor frequently with his patients as well as his three children. He believes when fathers gravitate to puns, it can actually bring them closer to their children.

    "It can give a different perspective, or a kind of 'we're all in this together' feeling," he told The Wall Street Journal. "At the right moment, it can make a point strongly and gently."

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    Text from an Instagram account featuring a punny dad joke about a boss's funeral.

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    Dad joke from Instagram account Dadsaysjokes about tight underwear and a wife's response.

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    Shanaaia
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best response ever 😂😂😂

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    Researchers who work in the field of positive psychology agree that humor can aid in intimacy and in reducing stress. Who knows, maybe that's exactly why dad jokes have become an integral part of the popular lexicon.

    But limited research on the subject also suggests that fostering a sense of humor and playfulness while parenting may also help children learn how to cope with the everyday trauma of growing up, Dr. Pierce pointed out.

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    Dad joke about IKEA CEO assembling his cabinet as Sweden's Prime Minister.

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    Mark Wilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why this is the one I laughed at

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    Punny dad joke tweet about a girlfriend dressed as a policewoman, humorously dropping charges.

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    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self burn...apply some essential oils to the affected area.

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    Though testosterone levels change as men grow older, Dr. Pierce doesn't believe this affects a man's tendency to rib his children with bad puns.

    Instead, he said that fathers want to connect in ways that can't be misconstrued as sexual in nature or deemed aggressive. "Dad jokes tend to be calming, not angry, and are simple enough that anyone, even a little kid, can get them," he explained.

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    When dad jokes get mocked (or mockingly appreciated) online, they’re often characterized as barely clever. Some people even call them anti-humor. And while it's impossible for us to agree on these things, there's one feature that perfectly describes these jokes. Wordplay.

    Stanley Dubinsky, an English professor at the University of South Carolina and the father of two sons, is a frequent deployer of dad jokes, mostly of the non-pun variety; he likes to deliberately mispronounce words sometimes, just to see his kids roll their eyes.

    “I take a little bit of perverse pleasure in causing them some embarrassment when I speak,” Dubinsky told The Atlantic. “Your kids are embarrassed by you anyway, so the next best thing [to them laughing in earnest at your jokes] is to level with that.”

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    Dad joke from Instagram: "The ghost of Gloria Gaynor appeared. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified."

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    T. D. Bostick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have changed that stupid lock and thrown away the key.

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    #12

    A punny dad joke about buying a puppy after a fortune teller's prediction of heartbreak in 12 years.

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    Jonny Man
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    12 years later, the guy suffers sudden and unexpected heart issues, requiring him to have surgery to fix his literally-broken heart. Throughout, his faithful canine companion gives him strength and love to carry on. 8 years after that, said pooch passes peacefully in his sleep at his Master's side, both of them happy that they have lived their best lives together and certain they will meet again someday.

    Dave Nalesnik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed, and then immediately felt bad about laughing 😂😬😔

    Anne Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a terrible, terrible loss but all of the years of love, joy, companionship, so worth it.

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    MaggieWest
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooooo!!!! But I spent a good minute laughing 😳

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    Ohh, the dog is gonna die, i just understood it

    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoilers: Almost all of your pets will die before you. Your tortoise and parrot will outlive you.

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    moose toes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i laughed for like 15 seconds then went “wait- OH S**T”

    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Laughs in dark humor*

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    Dad joke about being arrested for impersonating a politician, shared by Instagram account Dad Jokes.

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    Nubis Knight
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect Imitation of our new German Chancellor...

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    Instagram account shares punny dad joke about rearranging "MAILMEN" letters humorously.

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    Shanaaia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need some help.. Don't understand 😲

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    #19

    Dad joke about using the word "mucho" with Spanish-speaking friends, highlighting pun humor.

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    Ms. Who
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol i have a lot of Spanish speaking friends i have to tell them this!!!

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    #21

    A punny dad joke about giving up drinking, highlighting humor perfect for dads.

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    Silas Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of like "Let's eat Grandma" and "Let's eat, Grandma"

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    Dad jokes meme featuring pun about an old man's secret to calling his wife sweet names.

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    Mike Rodrick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call her mother. If it's good enough for the VP, it's good enough for you.

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    Dad joke about a 12-inch tall king who was a great ruler, shared on Instagram account @Dadsaysjokes.

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    T. D. Bostick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, here I thought it was going to be a chess joke.

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    Dad joke about the lowest army rank being "private," shared by an Instagram account.

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    BenMaharaj
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I even joined the army and they wouldn’t tell me after basic!

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    Punny joke about Dracula and business meetings, shared by Instagram account Dad Jokes.

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    Ms. Who
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love this is was on zoom for 2 years

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    3 years ago

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    ive heard this joke dozens of times?

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    Pumpkin Spice
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶chestnuts roasting on an open fire.....🎶

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    Silas Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, are you sure she is drunk?

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    BenMaharaj
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see Rodney Dangerfield dropping this on Johnny’s

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    Mike Rodrick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer & a mop.

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    bob bruce
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason my initial thoughts went to a much darker place.

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    Clipps / Xaften
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i told this to my friend named Juan, he laughed so hard lol

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    Mistralok
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Yippee-ki-yay motherf**ker."

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    Manasvi Tupe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really a well written joke

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    Peppermallow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They get sick when they eat 4 chickens, it’s known as ‘four fox ache’

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    pat hayes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats my darling hubby! wonderful but, perpetually lost!😍

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    Mistralok
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I can call my ignorant vegan friends "wheatie" or "oat brain" without them being overly offended.

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    Mistralok
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I was going to be a doctor once, but I didn't have the patience." -Groucho Marx-

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    The Scout
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just musically wrong.... But what do you get when you drop a grand piano over an airforce base? A flat major!

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    Silas Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, what else are you supposed to do with it?

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    T. D. Bostick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did Dyslexic Corn say to Mama Corn? Where's Cop Porn?

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    Devil's Advocate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would run on proprietary fuel that costs way more than other fuels, and it would only last half as long

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and therefore 2020 was allowed a sequel. 2022.

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    Mike Rodrick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't use a special character. Try your wife.

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    Nurichwersonst
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Wurst-Käs-scenario is the best. 😄

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