Cookbooks have come a long way... They're shiny, sleek, minimalist and some even tell a whole, captivating story between the recipes and food pics. Talking of modern food pics, those often come with their own glam team in the background, styled and photographed to perfection. Even something as simple as a cheese sandwich might look as if it's spent over three hours in hair and make-up.
It's a far cry from the food pics in the cookbooks our parents and grandparents once perused. Grainy, ambitious, structurally unsound, and bizarrely hilarious. Back then, vegetables appeared in neon hues that nature never intended, and Jell-O reigned supreme. Moms would get lost in creativity, attempting eggplant penguins, nappa cabbage angels or bridal meat dolls. Why be basic when you can create chaotic, culinary art?
If today's recipes bore you, or you're just looking for a good belly-laugh, head over to and Instagram account called Cursed Cookbooks. It's a gallery of gastronomical offbeat delights. More than 56,000 people gather in this corner kitchen of the internet to laugh and cry about the absurdities of vintage cookbooks. Bored Panda has put together a compilation of the page's best posts for you to feast your eyes on while you contemplate what to cook for dinner tonight.
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Nowadays, it's easy to quickly Google a recipe if you need to know how to make something. But there's still something magical about paging through a physical cookbook that's been meticulously planned and designed. They've become more artistic, beautiful, creative and informative as the years go by. Sometimes with stories interwoven between the recipes, we can learn about cultures, countries, people, history and so much more.
There was a time that many feared the internet would spell the end of cookbooks but fortunately, the opposite was true. Image magazine reports that cookbook sales in the United States grew 8% year-on-year between 2010 and 2020.
Sales boomed during the pandemic, as people found themselves in lockdown, longing for the days the could visit their favorite restaurants or chat to friends over a three-course meal. Even after we waved goodbye to Covid, cookbooks continued to be popular.
No way. Unidentifiable meat molded into animal shape is top of the line.
Load More Replies..."Galantine de cochon de lait". It's pig meat, from a young animal, moulded in a piglet shape. It's often in the shops around the Holidays, and it's generally tasty, but I give it à pass.
As we mentioned earlier, cookbooks have evolved to keep up with consumer trends. Gone are the days of a bunch of straightforward recipes and grainy pictures. Now, we can buy cookbooks that center around storytelling, and focus on specialized niches.
"Some support lifestyle choices such as sustainability, health and wellness; while others are all about all out indulgence," notes the Image site. "Some cookbooks show home cooks how to utilise seasonal ingredients, fridge leftovers, limit food waste, while others support readers in their dietary requirements like veganism, keto, gluten free, etc."
Why has it been so popular to put food in aspic? Neither does it look nicer nor it tastes better.
I am definitely my mother's daughter-my first thought was 'what a waste of food'!
Just as cookbooks have evolved, so too has the way we cook and what we make. Food from the 1950s often gets a bad rep for being weird or cursed but one food historian argues that the era's meals were merely misunderstood.
"Everyone's food history deserves respect and understanding," writes Sarah Wassberg Johnson. "So let's give up the mean girl attitudes about foods we're not familiar with and let go of the guilt about liking the foods we like, be they 1950s processed foods or 500-year-old family recipes."
I remember these cakes. I always wanted one as a child, never got one of course.
Wassberg Johnson also notes that people are quick to judge some of the cooks who came before us, for not using fresh fruits and vegetables. "In the context of the 1950s, fresh vegetables were not always widely available as they are today, so canned and frozen vegetables took the drudgery out of canning your own or going without," she explains.
The expert adds that our modern food system of fresh fruits and vegetables is not necessarily any better. It's "propped up by agricultural chemicals, cheap oil, watering desert areas, and outsourcing agricultural labor to migrant workers or farms in the global south," Wassberg Johnson argues. Something, she says, many foodies like to "conveniently overlook."
About 2014, I saw so many people carving watermelons into things and filling them with fruit salad. All I've ever done is cut one in half, eaten the fruit, then filled it with jelly.
I love sardines. And I squeeze lemons on them. Providing this recipe doesn’t involve Cool Whip, it might actually be good.
Is it bad that I’m starting to want to make all these vegetable decorations for Christmas?
So it's a sweet jelly? I know carrot cake is sweet but nice, but I don't think this will be as nice.
Did anyone regularly make all these decorative things for their dinner parties? Looks like a lot of effort for something you can't even eat.
I would escort you firmly off the property if you ever brought that to my house.
I thought it said garbage Christmas tree and I was like yep, pretty accurate
They had something like this earlier on the list that they called a milk chicken. It was similarly unappetizing.
The origin of this is germany but it definately looks different and some of the ingedients are strange. Bacon drippings, for example.
We used to make 'ribbon' sandwiches (three pieces of bread) each year for my church's fashion parade fundraiser. One of the favourite fillings was ginger and cream cheese. I didn't always like the combinations (the different fillings in each layer often clashed) but if they go well together, this would be nice.
If you are serving one per person, that's a lot of celery leftover, after using only the bottom piece. I hope they have a good soup recipe or something.
The current article title (although these change a lot) is "102 Disturbingly Creative Vintage Recipes That Kind Of Explain Why Gen X Is The Way That It Is." In defense of Generation X, most of these recipes were actually published in cookbooks and magazines in the early to mid 1950s, which means that even Boomers would not have been old enough to be submitting these hideous recipes.
Thank you! This stuff is clearly pre-Gen X. I've never been served anything in aspic or some random meat made into a "cake" in my life.
Load More Replies...Well s**t... breakfast in the oven and I'm no longer remotely hungry. My mystery-meat suckling pig loaf and aspic salad is going to go to waste
Lucky you, I got to 25 and got tired of the "aspic for all occasions" and quit.
Load More Replies...The funniest thing here (germany) is an ad between those cooked nightmares with the title 'The art of not reacting to everything'. But that is hard. Very hard.
Guess I have lived a blessed life. In my 60s and cannot recall ever encountering aspic anything. Or maybe the experience was so traumatic that I've buried it deep :p
The seventies, man. No buffet or family event was complete without something jellied. I was ok with the sweet ones with fruit but the savoury ones were nasty.
1950s and 60s. By the 70s we had watched our moms make one too many of these and refused to have anything to do with aspic.
Load More Replies...Mom used to do all these weird ad recipes. It was...interesting in a very I'm-still-hungry way.
Aspic is a savory, clear jelly made from meat, fish, or vegetable stock that sets when chilled due to natural gelatin. Historically used as a preservative and a way to showcase culinary skill, it can contain suspended ingredients like meat, fish, or vegetables.
The current article title (although these change a lot) is "102 Disturbingly Creative Vintage Recipes That Kind Of Explain Why Gen X Is The Way That It Is." In defense of Generation X, most of these recipes were actually published in cookbooks and magazines in the early to mid 1950s, which means that even Boomers would not have been old enough to be submitting these hideous recipes.
Thank you! This stuff is clearly pre-Gen X. I've never been served anything in aspic or some random meat made into a "cake" in my life.
Load More Replies...Well s**t... breakfast in the oven and I'm no longer remotely hungry. My mystery-meat suckling pig loaf and aspic salad is going to go to waste
Lucky you, I got to 25 and got tired of the "aspic for all occasions" and quit.
Load More Replies...The funniest thing here (germany) is an ad between those cooked nightmares with the title 'The art of not reacting to everything'. But that is hard. Very hard.
Guess I have lived a blessed life. In my 60s and cannot recall ever encountering aspic anything. Or maybe the experience was so traumatic that I've buried it deep :p
The seventies, man. No buffet or family event was complete without something jellied. I was ok with the sweet ones with fruit but the savoury ones were nasty.
1950s and 60s. By the 70s we had watched our moms make one too many of these and refused to have anything to do with aspic.
Load More Replies...Mom used to do all these weird ad recipes. It was...interesting in a very I'm-still-hungry way.
Aspic is a savory, clear jelly made from meat, fish, or vegetable stock that sets when chilled due to natural gelatin. Historically used as a preservative and a way to showcase culinary skill, it can contain suspended ingredients like meat, fish, or vegetables.
