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'Cursed Comments' is one of those niche subreddits that have become an integral part of internet culture. Even though the community is relatively young even by online standards, it has already attracted over 3 million members and has been featured in various media outlets. (Bored Panda has also covered it here, here, and here.)
It's difficult to pinpoint what a cursed comment actually is. There are just too many forms it can appear in. According to the subreddit's 'About' section, however, the best way of defining it is probably a statement that gets you to think along the lines of "What the f$k did I just read?" and leaves you speechless while also somehow makes sense.
But the best part is that the incomprehension of the comment you just read (or the blatant gruesomeness of it) is also enough to draw a smile on your face.
Pewdiepie said 'Cursed Comments' is the worst subreddit. But is it really? Can it simultaneously be the best one too? In a couple of days, on April 10th, the community will celebrate its 4th birthday, so we decided it's the perfect time to revisit it and show you some of its recent top posts.
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#1
Cursed Bears
DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
Racist bastards...that's just two bear friends seeing each other sharing a fist bump and then heading into the forest to get some grub.
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#2
Cursed_organs
DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
"You see what happened to Appendix? I'm not pissing this guy off"
We managed to get in touch with the moderators of 'Cursed Comments' and one of them agreed to tell us more about the inner workings of their subreddit.
"I think people like it because all throughout the internet, you run across some odd images or videos, and this content may provoke thoughts that you wouldn’t dare say—but someone else did say it," the mod told Bored Panda.
"It's one giant vault of the internet's best (worst?) cursed comments."
#3
Cursed_percentage
#4
Cursed_lapdance
#5
Cursed_sleep
The person looking after the sub said the community is "a group of people who find amusement in seeing the wild and unspoken comments out in the vast depths of the internet that would probably go unnoticed and ignored" if it didn't exist.
They're the heroes we didn't know we need. Many of the gems you see in this list have gotten only a handful of likes on the platforms they were originally posted on and most likely would have perished if it wasn't for these folks.
"They aren't always the most sensible comments, but they are interesting nonetheless."
#6
Cursed_sport
#7
Cursed_confusion
#8
Cursed_steve
#9
Cursed_advice
"Over the course of our history as a subreddit, we grew naturally for a long time and became a rather large community [on our own, but] then PewDiePie made his first video [about us], and we exploded in popularity," the mod recalled.
"It's been an amazing journey watching and helping grow a community like this, and having one of the largest YouTubers in the world make videos on it is pretty incredible."
#10
Cursed_coughing
#11
Cursed_family
DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago (edited)
S**t got crazier and crazier with each progressing word
#12
Cursed Afterlife
#13
Cursed_reality
ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAJAHHAHAHAHAJAHSBHABDGDHDVZJEJSBXBBDKSNZNDNEBNEJD S SHELP IM HAVING A STROKE
But more members also mean more problems. "It's become more difficult to moderate a sub of such scale, and we deal with a lot of mod harassment/abuse, people who want to disrupt the flow of things and make our lives harder."
"Often, the people who decide to verbally abuse us are just angry because we removed their post/comment or banned them," the mod explained.
#15
Cursed_improvement
#16
Cursed Mri
#17
Cursed_meal
"We once even had a user who manually DMed every single moderator of our team individually with a message purely consisting of the n-word and no more."
The moderator said that every Reddit community has at least a few bad apples, but "due to the nature of our subreddit, it tends to be worse than some others."
#18
Cursed_suicide
#19
Cursed_halloween
#20
Cursed_family
#21
Cursed Hit And Run
For better or worse, the internet has become the last place where you can make such comments as few risk saying these things to people in public.
Even before the infamous incident between Will Smith and Chris Rock at the Oscars, the most dangerous thing that a comedian has to face today is offending political correctness.
#23
Cursed Slightly
#25
Cursed_bambi
Last year, Jennifer Saunders' take on the matter made headlines in the likes of Mail Online (“Jennifer Saunders says Absolutely Fabulous wouldn't be commissioned today in Britain's 'woke' culture").
The closest Saunders had come to saying that was the vague assertion that people "talk themselves out of stuff now because everything is sensitive."
But in the past, she was more direct. "People are so politically correct now," she said in 2017. "You can’t even get away [with playing] a politically incorrect character, because that is seen as being politically incorrect."
"Everyone's down on everyone for everything."
#26
Cursed Countries
#27
Cursed_sexually
#28
Cursed_cake
#29
Cursed Rolex Advice
Comedy gives us a break from everyday challenges. So if cursed comments help you to escape existential dread, who cares if you're laughing at them or not?
They're just someone's random thoughts that escaped through their fingers into the ocean of the internet without any harmful intentions. (At least I hope so.)
#30
Cursed Dad
#31
Cursed_tattoo
#32
Cursed Vagina
#33
Cursed_fish
#34
Cursed_alliance
#35
Cursed_neighbor
#36
Cursed Eau De Toilette
Limey Cheesehead 3 years ago
This made me laugh...can you imagine having to get this outfit off to pee?
#38
Cursed Birthday Party
#39
Cursed_world_tour
#40
Cursed Fightclub
#41
Cursed_vegetative State
#42
Cursed_breath
#43
Cursed_andy
#44
Cursed Oral
#45
Cursed_s**t
ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago (edited)
spicy jesus yesss i laughed edit: as opposed to sweet jesus, salty and umami. i saw it on another boredpanda post
#46
Cursed_win
#47
Cursed Porn
#48
Cursed_twitter
#49
Cursed Cup .
Jayne Kyra 3 years ago (edited)
For those too young (or innocent) to understand: DO NOT GOOGLE THAT FOR YOUR OWN SANITY! Trust me on that! EDIT for those who stumble upon this and don´t know what it is about: Two girls, making out, looks hot, then they share a poop-cup. No, literally, excrement in a cup.
#50
Cursed Fox
#51
Cursed Flag
#52
Cursed_superman
ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago
i’ll try and make it innocent.. because he’s so strong he literally cuts them into pieces when he picks them up
#53
Cursed Gandalf
#54
Cursed_turtles
#55
Cursed_interview
#57
Cursed War Crimes.
#58
Cursed_darkmode
#59
Cursed_sword
#60
Cursed_knife
#62
Cursed Family Love
#64
Cursed Toilet Snack
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
Drop a fake severed finger with fake blood on the floor and say "Nearly done, I will see you in a minute" and when you are finished, open the door, stick your head out and call out "Next!"
#65
Cursed_survival Game
#67
Cursed_farts
#68
Cursed_watch
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
My introvert gay neighbours finally visited me and asked what I wanted for my birthday. I was so shocked! I said "F*ck me!" It's been 3 weeks now and I still can't sit down
#69
Cursed_garfield
#70
Cursed Gun
#71
Cursed_wholesomeness
#72
Cursed_mask
#73
Cursed Psychiatrist
#74
Cursed_song
#76
Cursed_wank
#77
Cursed_strength
#78
Cursed_bullying
#79
Cursed Family
#80
Cursed_harry Potter
#81
Cursed_source Of Money
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
*Knocks out thief* "I should be able to get a lot for them on the dark web"
#82
Cursed_killing
#83
Cursed Spiderman
#84
Cursed_dana
#85
Cursed Work Avoidance
Rabbit Carrot 3 years ago
My brother once fell down a cliff and rolled under a train. He lived. Broke both his ankles though.
#86
Cursed_tent
Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago
Oh, I thought the trucks were having some private time under the covers
#88
Cursed_fall_damage
#89
Cursed Country
#90
Cursed Selfie
#91
Cursed_can_size
#92
Cursed Kindness
Elisabet Larsen 3 years ago
OMG I just died laughing. I tried this and this is the result: Florida man climbs playground equipment, allegedly yells to children about how babies are born
ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago
omg that happened when u searched mine with the year it just seemed less funny then hurling spaghettis at his mom
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Austin Hicks 3 years ago
Florida man dies in explosion after attempting to microwave a microwave.
Berry Budgie 3 years ago
Mine is ‘Florida man tries to buy McDonald’s with weed’
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Michelle C 3 years ago (edited)
Also works with Florida Woman...mine is "Florida Woman Caught On Camera Twerking In Clothing Store While Shoplifting" https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/05/30/florida-woman-twerking-clothing-shoplifting/
Rabbit Carrot 3 years ago
Florida Man accused of beating cell mate who asked for a courtesy flush to help with smell. 😆 https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2020/04/13/florida-man-accused-of-beating-cellmate-who-asked-for-a-courtesy-flush-to-help-with-smell/
ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago
A Florida man threw spaghetti at his mother, saying she had demons in her head.
bi mermaid (she/her/hers) 1 year ago
Florida man caught with his p****r in his hand and a pickle in the other
Fly_Agaric_Frog 🇺🇦 2 years ago
Mine is "Florida man gets head-butted, knocked out by alligator"
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Florida man arrested for stealing street lamp… Florida man makes knife necklace and run around…
bagels and beagles 3 years ago (edited)
Mine is ‘Florida Man dressed in bull suit attempts to burn down house’
Madison Feehan 3 years ago (edited)
Take your pick pandas: (1) I'll have the HASH browns! Florida man, 23, 'tried to pay for his McDonald's drive-thru order with a bag of marijuana' (2) Florida man convicted of killing former FSU mascot in gumbo spice dispute (3) Florida man gets 15 years for dismembering father.
InvaderZim 3 years ago
Yes a Florida man is actually accused of hiding meth inside this body part…
Elin Peterson 🥐 3 years ago
Mine says “ Florida man arrested after attacking daughter with slice of pizza”
pink_panda 3 years ago
"Florida man accused of stabbing woman over underdone potato." November birthday... Thanksgiving drama, perhaps?
pink_panda 3 years ago
According to the article, he threw/stabbed the fork at her head. Cook your own damn potato then.
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Do_You_Think_I_Give_A_Tortilla 3 years ago
Florida man gets arrested for yelling The Facts of Life to children
Bob Joe 3 years ago
Florida driver Jon Pickard was arrested November 10 after telling police he was speeding home because he had been cheating on his wife, according to The Smoking Gun. Pickard was pulled over after police in Tarpon Springs spotted him allegedly driving a Honda Accord over 90 mph in a 55 mph zone.
Black Pearl 3 years ago
Omg. Mine is "Florida man charged with battery after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger, deputies say" HAHAHAHHA
Box Knight 3 years ago
"Florida man without arms charged with allegedly stabbing a man with a pair of scissors using his feet." Hmmm.
Jasmine Kallas 3 years ago
Florida man arrested for legally assaulting his girlfriend dressed as a dinosaur
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
Please tell me you're missing an "ill" 'cause I don't think any assault should be legal! Especially ones involving the absolute mirth of people dressed as dinosaurs wandering our streets. Those little videos in the early days of this madness kept me going.
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HalfFinnishedAustralian 3 years ago
I know that my friend's one is 'Florida man pretends to be firework'.
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
On my birthday March 24th. A man who wanted to have breakfast on the street with a small table at a busy Florida hour was blamed. The man stood out in his green pajamas and furry slippers. Police officials working in Florida accused Kiaron Thomas, 21, of occupying the street and disrupting the flow of traffic.
Soal Devereaux 3 years ago
Florida man makes beer run while clutching live alligator under his arm
Amber Dowson 2 years ago
Mine is mostly naked Florida man accused of spreading feces during school break
PolymathNecromancer 3 years ago
I had a few to choose from, most more dramatic or shocking, but this is the one I liked the best: Florida man floods jail cell by repeatedly flushing toilet, police say
Oliver Nelson 3 years ago
Yes, a Florida man is actually accused of hiding meth inside this body part Spoiler: It was his "p€nis skin"
DaBoizMaccasRun 3 years ago
Mine is florida man decides to eat pancakes in the middle of a freeway with his green pjs on
Richard McLean 3 years ago
June 14th) Florida man shoots self in head to see if round is in the chamber http://ceesty.com/wNkBhQ
Duck Duck Panda 3 years ago
This is mine : “Florida man blames demons after beating pregnant girlfriend for playing Xbox, police say” like wtf
Sarcastic snail 3 years ago
Mine was Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Assaulting Girlfriend While Dressed As Dinosaur
Passiveaggressiveraven 3 years ago
Florida man bites off his brother's penis after walking in on his brother having sex with his cousin on his favourite Dragon Ball Z blanket😲
Lightningstar 3 years ago (edited)
oh my god my favorite florida man story is the one where he robs wendy's with an alligator and i just googled my birthday and that happened on my birthday
Nadine Debard 3 years ago
For those who celebrate their birthday today here is it "Florida Man Threatens To Destroy Everyone With Army Of Turtles"
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago (edited)
Florida Man Caught With His Pec-ker In His Hand And A Pickle In His… I read the unfortunate article accompanying this headline and somehow it made it worse. (Edit: fixed a word because BP censors are annoying).
Amanda Appleton 3 years ago
Mine's pretty average - Florida man passes himself off as a decorated war veteran to land job and got arrested
Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago
"Our apologies, unfortunately our website is currently unavailable in most European countries due to GDPR rules." It seems that the Springfiel News-Sun is going naughty with your data...
Lindsey Judd-Bruder 3 years ago
Mine: "Florida man wearing gloves steals all the chicken wings at 7-Eleven" why is this so accurate?? 😂😂😂😂
Kristen Kidd 3 years ago
December 23rd is my birthday. This is what came up: "Florida man arrested for passing out marijuana 'be cause it was Christmas'"
•porcelain•doll• 3 years ago
Florida man beats windows of checkers multiple times because he says his burger has no lettuce even though it did.
Amelia Kolodsick 3 years ago
OML I can’t, mine is Florida man throws baby at deputy following wild high speed goose chase 😂
Mr Zipperface 3 years ago
74-year-old Florida man on electric scooter, threatened, chased two with knife.
ThatHuskyStorm 3 years ago
OMG. Mine is Deputy cleared for shooting naked man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him.
Valestra Silverfang 3 years ago
Florida man accused of beating cellmate who asked for a ‘courtesy flush’ to help with smell
Izzy Curer 3 years ago (edited)
Florida man bites off friend's ear in fight over a woman in a wheelbarrow
Felkey Felkey 3 years ago
‘Satan is still in me:’ Florida man stabs roommate in attempt to release Satan, turns knife on himself
Keller Worthen 3 years ago
Florida man hits vehicle then steals vehicle belonging to Good Samaritan who stopped to help
Goth mouse (they/them) 3 years ago
Florida Man arrested after trying to buy beer while carrying an alligator?! 😦
Richard Henderson 3 years ago
Florida man shovelling spaghetti in his mouth arrested at Olive Garden. Tame. Disappointing. Come on Florida Man!
The_Messy_Sys 3 years ago (edited)
"florida man loses his shorts while breaking into a car dealership"
Katarzyna B. 3 years ago
Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce
BasedWang12 3 years ago
July 9 is weak "On This Day In Florida Man History: Clumsy Florida Man Pulls Gun Out And Trips"
ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
Joe Reaves 3 years ago
Florida Man Arrested After Praising the Lord While Highway-Surfing His Cadillac The 70-year-old said he'd "rather go to jail than go back home" to his supposedly demanding wife. And I know you're only meant to pick the top one but this was second and too good not to add - Florida Man Arrested for Attacking Daughter With Pizza After She Didn't Want to Eat With Him
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
Florida man arrested, accused of throwing a corncob at his mother’s head, injuring her. "It was announced that no injuries occurred in the fight between the two during the meal." Whew! This took place at 3:30AM, BTW, which seemed a little odd. There's a whole website for this nonsense: https://floridamanbirthday.org
Luna Karnsuwan 3 years ago
Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise.
Mikey Kliss 3 years ago
Florida man cited after authorities found an illegally poached gator foot stuck in his dashboard
Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
Florida man in cocaine bust says that he was only selling due to covid.
Jonathan 3 years ago (edited)
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
Spikey boi 3 years ago
Florida man steals thousands of dollars worth of merchandice from a store with a kool aid packet!
chaotic_charlie (they/he) 3 years ago
Mine is July 8... "Florida Man Runs Off to Drink a Beer After Mooning Deputies"
ThatOneFriend15 3 years ago (edited)
Florida man hits dad in the face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him, police say
Fred the rat king 3 years ago
Florida man throws pizza at dad after being told he couldn’t have it
LilyGranger 3 years ago
Mine is: Drunk, shirtless Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti in his mouth at Olive Garden
Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago
"Florida man arrested in Naples Olive Garden while intoxicated and shoveling spaghetti into his mouth". In the photo, he looks like he took a fall and landed on his head.
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
You do know that without the year and, you know, a real name, your birthdate alone will not get you hacked or whatever, right? This ain't Facebook, hon.
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Cursed_bf
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Cursed _tellitubies
#96
Cursed_meal
#97
Cursed_song
#98
Cursed_youtube
#102
Cursed_twins
#104
Cursed Break-Up
#105
Cursed Colour
#106
Cursed_date
#107
Cursed_cookies
#108
Cursed_proteinshake
#109
Cursed_steps
#110
Cursed_bidet
DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
That is not the direction I thought it would go and now I want to burn my retinas.
#112
Cursed_dragon
#113
Cursed_crow
#115
Cursed_shit
#116
Cursed_friggin Furries
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Not all furries like to s**t themselves while wearing diapers. Just sayin’. It’s REALLY hard to get all the feces out of fur…
#118
Cursed_bruhmoment
#119
Cursed_family Dinner
#120
Cursed_friend
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
It says f**k disney to those of you who don’t want to go trhough the effort
#121
Cursed_dad
#123
Cursed_loot
#124
Cursed_water
#127
Cursed_paralleluniverse
#128
Cursed I Dunno What To Put Here
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
That is soo thin! Terrible famine it was and the british did nothing
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Sorontur3 3 years ago
I created an account just to up vote your comment. :D
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Beth S 3 years ago
After reading these posts I don't know whether to facepalm or cry into my hands... lol
Auntriarch 3 years ago
And this is why I am here - for the comments. This one was a particularly rich seam of comedic gold. Thank you fellow Pandas
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
Came for the post, stayed for everyone's comments. This is why I love BP, everyone here is awesome! I needed an ambulance at least 3 times though.
Jeff Diamond 3 years ago
This is why I absolutely love Reddit: everyone lets their personality shine, will crack a world-class joke, offer supportive advice, and give you something to think about.
ThatOneFriend15 3 years ago
Bruh was re reading cause dark humor is fun and the cut over half the stuff here
Dorothy Cloud 3 years ago
Not dark humor. I hate to see what junk was on here. I looked at 3 o4 and quit. Yes, I'm old and biased against bad language & bad stories. Sue me!!
Sorontur3 3 years ago
I created an account just to up vote your comment. :D
Load More Replies... Beth S 3 years ago
After reading these posts I don't know whether to facepalm or cry into my hands... lol
Auntriarch 3 years ago
And this is why I am here - for the comments. This one was a particularly rich seam of comedic gold. Thank you fellow Pandas
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
Came for the post, stayed for everyone's comments. This is why I love BP, everyone here is awesome! I needed an ambulance at least 3 times though.
Jeff Diamond 3 years ago
This is why I absolutely love Reddit: everyone lets their personality shine, will crack a world-class joke, offer supportive advice, and give you something to think about.
ThatOneFriend15 3 years ago
Bruh was re reading cause dark humor is fun and the cut over half the stuff here
Dorothy Cloud 3 years ago
Not dark humor. I hate to see what junk was on here. I looked at 3 o4 and quit. Yes, I'm old and biased against bad language & bad stories. Sue me!!
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