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35 “Hot Masculinity Takes” That Are So Wrong, They Had To Be Shamed On This Twitter Page (New Posts)
What does it mean to be a "real" man? Well, masculinity is one of those topics everyone has an opinion on, as gender norms remain a delicate subject that tends to spark heated debates online. And even though public attitudes are becoming more accepting in many ways, stereotypical patterns of masculine behavior are still deeply rooted in our society — according to the age-old cliché of the masculine guy, men are expected to be strong, brave, and dominant.
But in reality, when people are telling everyone that a macho man doesn't cry, takes risks, makes money, fears nothing, and — heaven forbid! — never shows any signs of emotional vulnerability, it can spark some pretty warped ideas about manhood.
Thanks to one illuminating corner of Twitter called 'Hot Masculinity Takes,' we get to see a galore of absurd cases when this happens online. "Welcome to the Alpha Zone," says the account’s description, and you already know it’s gonna be a wild ride. So continue scrolling to check out the absolutely ridiculous opinions about men on the Internet, and don’t miss the chat we had about masculinity with licensed clinical psychologist Dr. Jesse Matthews right below.
Psst! After you’re done with this list, more madness awaits in Part 1 of this feature right here.
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Raccoon panda 3 years ago (edited)
I wanna punch the idiot who wrote this put down. And I’m an oh-so-estrogenic woman. My crushing lack of testosterone must be making me so irrational to say something like this. Isn’t it?🙄😤😡 Who is this misogynistic weirdo, to think he can be rude to the ladies and gentlemen like that? Bet he’s an insecure neckbeard.
Captain Kyra 3 years ago
During menstruation women's testosterone levels are the closest they are to mens, do with that what you will. My husband buys pink tools because they stand out, are hard to misplace, and less likely to be stolen.🤷
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Jeff Gabrisl 3 years ago
If I was still working construction, I would buy like ten of these and just slip into other guys toolboxes. Most guys would be like: "Free tools are free tools, and I needed a new razor knife". But there is the off chance that you could send a couple guys into a rage fueled frenzy, and I would just sit back and laugh!
Jack Holt 3 years ago
True... though I suspect these particular tools are cheap and not good quality but rather a gimmick... which is a bit sad really
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Jen Hart 3 years ago
There's gotta be a construction / handyman out there who purposely got pink tools so no one would steal them 😉
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
This. Shop I work at sells tool kits that are lavender with floral tools - hammer, screwdriver set, level, measuring tape, knife, - and women buy them, not because they want pink tools. They want tools their husband will quit stealing them never giving them back!
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h Landshark 3 years ago
A "tool set" for $10? Keep it, regardless of the color. And I'll keep my Mikita investment.
Gardener of Weeden 3 years ago
I personally like these ad's... tells me EXACTLY were NOT to spend my money. Go ahead... publish your racist/ homophobic/ misogynistic views... I have saved a lot of money by not shopping locally.
Michael Largey 3 years ago
Precisely. What male customers was he hoping to attract?
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Adam Loren 3 years ago
Ask my 7 year old daughter or 3 year old son what my (their dad's) favorite color is, and they say "pink!" without hesitation. You know what else I love? Flowers, gardening, woodworking, welding, cooking, chainsaws, and practicing making siblings with their mother. You got a problem with that? No I'm not going to "whoop your a..": you're not worth the time and you'd learn nothing from it. What you like doesn't necessarily define you as a person; how you treat others is a much better indicator.
René Sauer 3 years ago
I am a guy and I have a pink microwave. Not really because I like the color, but it was on sale and the other two colors (grey and turquoise) were already gone when I got to the store. I did not want to go any other location of the chain, so I simply took the pink one.
Hannah Crain 3 years ago
My brother works on film sets and buys pink tools cause he knows toxic masculinity will keep them from getting stolen.
Brindle Nutter 3 years ago
My husband's shop teacher had all pink tools because nobody would steal them. Genius solution for the guy
Sarah Murphy 3 years ago
My extremely masculine husband often grabs one of my pink tools because they are always in the same place. This despite him owning three garages filled with tools.
Starfall 3 years ago
I want to buy these for every man I know, A. Because I know none of them would care if their tools were pink so long as they worked & B. Just because this pissed me off so bad! But I definitely would never buy such cheap & poor quality tools for anyone! Those look like toys!
Mckyla Earl 3 years ago
Exactly! Who cares about the color, it's the quality that matters.
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Pam Derck 3 years ago (edited)
Especially high testosterone men! No contact needed-- just show them a pink hammer and they'll get so angry they'll have a heart attack
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🦐 Shrimp Whisperer 🦐 3 years ago
Bro why am I imagining this really buff guy who looks like he uses steroids buying this and carrying the cart?
Wondering Alice 3 years ago
If I asked for a ladies tool set and got this, I would not be happy. Probably quite frustrated too.
Sandy Parker 3 years ago
This is so wrong it's stupid people funny. WHO would think this is OK?
T.M.P Janssen 3 years ago
As a oh so much testoerone pumped man I can tell you that the colour of the tool has nothing to do with the quality. Who would have know. My dad got screwdrivers and stuff in violet (because they came in this colour instead of red) and who would have thought... they do their damn job.
the Return of Bruno 3 years ago
I suspect the description is an advertiser mocking (not saying he's doing it well) the absurdity of designing a pink, gender-specific tool set.
Michelle C 3 years ago
Pink was actually historically a color primarily for boys until 100 years ago or so.
Raven Sheridan 3 years ago
I know a guy who was so sick of getting his tools stolen by other tradesmen while on site, he started buying pink tools as a replacement. Nobody steals his tools any more! Because these thieves are too "manly" to use pink tools.
Nameless_User 3 years ago
Strange... pink was really popular with all the 'popular' guys at my old school.
Deidre Lippnik 3 years ago
Wow what a cheap set. Im sorry if i saw a man with a pink pair of bolt cutters...heeeeeeeeeyyyyy
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It’s hard to avoid encountering the term toxic masculinity these days. But as the person behind the account, who preferred to stay anonymous, told my colleague Rokas in a previous interview, this social media project is not purely about that. The philosophy of the page is to post the takes and let people make their own conclusions. "I do draw a lot from the manosphere but a lot of the takes are from women speaking about men, and I include left-wing hot takes too," the creator added.
A brief scroll through the list proves that harmful stereotypes about what it means to be a man are abundant in today’s society. But what exactly urges people to share their absurd statements without any second thought? And how can these ideas affect men seeking out their masculine identity?
To gain more insight on the topic from an expert, we reached out to Dr. Jesse Matthews, Psy.D., a licensed clinical psychologist based in Chester Springs, PA. According to him, ideas about masculinity have become quite polarized in our society.
"As masculinity has moved away from the 'manly man' or 'tough guy' definitions, many people have not only clung to these stereotypes, but they have made them more extreme," Dr. Matthews told Bored Panda. This usually stems from people rejecting the changing views, and "social media in particular creates echo chambers for this, with various influencers carrying the flags for those who identify with their views."
While we all bear different perspectives on the world around us, masculinity especially can be a very deep rabbit hole with a variety of different viewpoints. But Dr. Matthews raised an important question: why do these ideas matter so much to people?
"Obviously, it’s part of life for any guy or anyone who identifies with masculinity, but the obsession with being a 'real man' is more based in insecurity. The person essentially needs to ensure that they present a masculine enough identity to avoid judgment or being called out as not masculine by other guys," the psychologist explained.
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Men who are insecure about their manliness exhibit behavior that is often exaggerated and even caricature-like. But Dr. Matthews says there’s also irony at play here. "Many of these individuals would tell you that being a real man means just doing your thing and not caring about what anyone thinks about it. However, one can’t simultaneously obsess over portraying an ultramasculine image, yet claim to be unconcerned about judgment. It just doesn’t compute."
Hypermasculinity — or toxic masculinity as it’s usually called — is also based on the false belief that masculinity needs to be saved, Dr. Matthews argued. "In the same way that some people seem to be afraid that racism or homophobia might one day die out. So they embrace stereotypes, or how they think things 'should' be or were in 'the good old days.'"
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But putting men (half of the world’s population!) in a box can seriously harm their well-being. "It’s limiting at best, and at worst it leads people to play into these stereotypes." For example, hypermasculinity often makes people act in ways "that are sexist or homophobic, or at least not challenging others on this kind of behavior."
"It also has the power to create toxic environments, uncomfortable for women or men viewed as not masculine, and of course to lead to situations involving sexual assault," Dr. Matthews continued. "As well, if these men carry on these thoughts and behaviors through adulthood, they may pass them down to their children or other young people they come into contact with, like kids they are teaching, coaching, and so on."
According to the American Psychological Association (APA), instilling elements of traditional masculinity into men and boys can be psychologically harmful, as it has been shown to limit their development, constrain their behavior, and result in gender role conflict. What’s more, it can negatively influence their mental and physical health.
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Raccoon panda 3 years ago
This screams red flag all over. Anyone under that height is usually underage (with the exception of naturally petite women).
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Kelli Pike 3 years ago
And men wonder why we women have a tendency to come off as cold, closed-off, and wary with men we dont know. Obviously, even the men we DO think we know can be a danger to us.
For men who try to seek out their identity and find a healthy relationship with their inner guy, these societal pressures and expectations can be especially burdensome. "It can be hard for people to stand out or to be seen as going against those around them. For example, a male raised in a family or in a community with traditional masculine stereotypes may find it hard to explore or adopt a less stereotyped identity," Dr. Matthews said, adding the person is likely to be criticized, punished, or excluded for it.
Unfortunately, most people who are raised in stereotyped environments tend to internalize those behavior patterns. Psychologist Matthews explained this happens because they don’t know anything else and it feels right to them, or they feel pressure to fit in.
"This can mean demonstrating extreme or toxic masculinity, as not only could one fit in that way, but he could be praised or more highly valued in the group for it." And, alarmingly, "in places like prisons where this applies, it could actually help you to survive."
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Extreme views like the painfully ridiculous ones featured on 'Hot Masculinity Takes' are rarely a positive thing. But as the modern world now teaches us, the subject matter is much less black-and-white.
"Masculinity is not simply the opposite of femininity, just as it is not synonymous with heterosexuality," Dr. Matthews noted. "Many people today see being masculine as being calm and controlled vs angry and reactive, being a good problem solver rather than one who relies on brute force to solve everything, or standing up for other people or what’s right vs trying to control or overpower others."
What people see as healthy masculinity may differ, but generally, we can all foster it by not judging other people. "This means not being worried about what other men are doing and giving people the space to be themselves," Dr. Matthews added. "We can all do what we want to do and believe what we want to believe. Masculinity isn’t going anywhere, so people don’t need to try to be the protectors of it or to act in stereotyped ways to let people know they exist."
#21
Emanual Henry 3 years ago
High blood pressure, obesity, high blood sugar, malnutrition, but I can't think of any real reasons.
Many men in Dr. Matthews’s practice have never gone to therapy before, and some wouldn't even be expected to be found in a psychologist’s office at first glance. But they are sure glad they did. "This idea of what it really means to be a man and the positive and negative ways in which they have lived this is a frequent topic of conversation."
"I would encourage anyone concerned with issues of identity, including ideas about masculinity, to start reflecting on it in some kind of organized way. Don’t just watch videos by your favorite IG or Tik Tok influencers, but start journaling, reading books, or going and seeing a therapist. It really can change your life," Dr. Matthews concluded.
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Kelli Pike 3 years ago
BREAKING NEWS: WORK COLLEAGUES OFTEN ENGAGE AS FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER. MORE ON THIS AT 11.
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Amber.exe (She/They) 3 years ago
Say you're insecure about your masculinity without saying you're insecure about your masculinity
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hot_noodle_soup 3 years ago
He is a man. He says men are child molestors. I don’t like where this is going.
#39
setsuriseikou 3 years ago
Chechnya? As in the Chechen Republic, one of Russian republics? One of the most dangerous places in Russia for LGBTQ+ people? Seriously?
#40
hot_noodle_soup 3 years ago
why do think you have to be powerful to have worth? Could it be, idk, the patriarchy?
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Gustav Gallifrey 3 years ago
Let me do the experiment. (Crosses legs. Uncrosses legs. Checks inside pants. Yep, balls still there.) You don't really understand male anatomy, do you, dear?
#50
Kelli Pike 3 years ago
Probably the most offensive, inaccurate thread of opinions I have ever seen in my life. Underneath the endless, unbridled rage, I'm kind of impressed by their complete lack of recognition for their privilege.
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Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Yeah. REAL men don't have disabilities, congenital illnesses or defects, or prior conditions or accidents that could make them vulnerable to Covid if they're under 65!!! Obviously!!! (/s in case it wasn't clear XD )
#61
Kelli Pike 3 years ago
In my experience, if you give a man a smartphone, he will find funny tiktoks to show you, a handful of fun games, and so much porn.
#62
Gabrielle braswell 3 years ago (edited)
I can't stand that racist homophobic misogynistic creep
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Missy Missy 3 years ago
What makes him think he's even worthy? Men that won't date single mums are terrified of being seen as weak and useless because single mums are independent and strong.
#67
too indesicive to choose name 3 years ago
No man deserves that? No man deserves that?!! So all men are just s**t, and must be punished by having to be a breadwinner?
#72
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago (edited)
Yeah!! REAL men don't need to bond with their newborn babies or help care for them directly in ANY way!!! /s
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Ale 3 years ago
I get confused in posts like this, am I supposed to upvote the worse/most ridiculous ones or downvote them?
Toujin C'Thlu 3 years ago
So...being a 'real man' means being a violent, unwashed sexual predator? No wonder women want to stay away from them. Seriously, though, this thread was scary. These men are one step away from idolizing serial killers, and some are already seeing mass murderers as 'saints'
Caleb Su 3 years ago (edited)
Guys that downvoted Yugan Talovich's post... John Brown was a black abolitionist and General Sherman was a Union Commander who defeated the Confederates at Atlanta, and freed the enslaved people his army encountered, giving each formerly enslaved family forty acres and an army mule. His idea was that black people should be self-sustaining/self-reliant.
Load More Replies... LB 3 years ago
Can you imagine living your life in such great fear of natural human emotions and behaviors in yourself and others? It seems exhausting. I don’t understand how anyone could consider such hand-wringing cowardice desirable or masculine.
Elio 3 years ago
They are very obsessed with what other men do and what they are eating especially.
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Alecto76 3 years ago
Do men allow men to do anything? Jeez. I propose we begin the rumor that moving one's body from point A to point B grows a vagina, thereby freezing these morons in place. This way they are easily identified, they can't communicate after their electronics die and eventually they will just wither away.
Appalachian Panda 3 years ago
Can you even imagine being such a scared, insecure little boy that you felt the need to live your life by all these rules in order to "prove" your masculinity? Just wow.
hot_noodle_soup 3 years ago
the amount of likes on all of these broke my heart. this radicalisation needs to stop before it hurts even more people
Elio 3 years ago
The disturbing thing is that this s$/t pops up a lot thanks to algorithms. I watch pretty normal things on YouTube like music and cat videos and I like video game channels that aren't angry butthurt dudes but that Walsh a$$hole kept popping up and YouTube won't even let me say I'm not interested so I just started reporting every video. So it's pretty easy for them to radicalize people and I think they target naive young men on purpose.
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Lane Bass 3 years ago
I need some help with my scorecard, y'all. I cooked my wife breakfast in the kitchen, but then we had sex. I also hung a door, but then did some laundry. Am I gay, or worse, a beta? PS - No soy though
Notyomama 3 years ago
Me too. We decided against dinner last night in lieu of a 2 person shower and booty, but I'm the one that asked him to marry me and I'll be cooking tonight. I'm doing laundry as well. I'm a little confused after this list.
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Thor Haugen 3 years ago
Wow. So much toxic masculinity and so many people believing that their opinions on how other people should live actually matter.
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
This. That was a horrible experience and I'm sorry I read it.
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Adam Zad 3 years ago
I stopped reading at the Nick Adams one. The guy's an idiot. First of all, if you have to say you're "alpha," you're not. Secondly, Nancy Pelosi is more alpha than he is. When domestic terrorists were invading the Capitol, she was flexing her power as Speaker of the House to get reinforcements. He would have been cowering in a closet, trembling and pissing his pants.
Jo Gabriel 3 years ago
I had to stop reading this. People are arseholes. Men: drink and wear what the hell you like. Everyone can stick their judgement up their arses.
Bunzilla 3 years ago (edited)
Guys, when we talk about Toxic Masculinity... this is the kind of thing we're talking about. Being 'masculine' or 'feminine' is so subjective, ambiguous and amorphous that there's really no point in stressing over it. Are you a guy? Congratulations, you're masculine. Are you a girl? Congratulations, you're feminine. Don't identify as either, or as both? Congratulations, you are a magical human being.
TheReader19 3 years ago
Any man who makes these posts or follows such people should have the police check their basements for kidnapped women. These men ain't right
Sky Render 3 years ago
Further proof that the patriarchal system that oppresses women is also oppressive of men. Pretty much the whole thing is "conform or die" on all sides, boxing us all into a system of false dominance and forced submission. We all lose when we support it.
liam newton-harding 3 years ago
These guys are on their knees, sucking Tate's limp c@ck, telling us all, as they tickle his balls, that "cooking is gay, right...because..." Slurp, "No man ever steps, knowingly, into the kitchen..." Gobble.
Jeya Mackelle 3 years ago
Oh My Gosh!! Your comment made me mentally laugh so f*****g hard! Love it! Best Comment for the win, right here!
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Dan St John 3 years ago
The sad news in all of this is, these are real people, with a belief system that belongs with the Neanderthals. Just think how screwed up their parents were, to turn them into what they are today. This is probably the saddest thing I have seen in a long time.
Appalachian Panda 3 years ago
I bet Neanderthals were more progressive than these brohards
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Joshua Moore 3 years ago
After reading this I just truly don't know what to say?!? I'm a middle-aged white male and used to getting blamed for everything. 🤷 I'd like to think my views of the world are relatively rational but after all of this...maybe I've been looking at things wrong all of this time? 🤣🤪 This part of the human race/gene pool just needs to be flushed in my opinion. Just such absolutely stupid, toxic, incel, and detrimental ways of thinking. *Stepping off my soapbox*
dvozivki 3 years ago
I have a friend that started to read this s**t and wants to be a part of it.. i dont know how to talk to him about it and now i dont want to hang with him anymore. Breaks my heart, he was such a sweet kid before he found this.
Sardonyx_3 3 years ago
horrible... I feel so bad for him, sucked into a world of misinformation and toxicity.
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Hannah Hudson-Lee 3 years ago
I once tuned a guy's guitar for him. Apparently, that was "emasculation".
similarly 3 years ago
I think these are really sad, because rather than being themselves and enjoying whatever they want to enjoy, they're choosing to put themselves ... not even into little boxes! They're putting themselves into tiny mental coffins and locking themselves in. Reading this, I am SO glad I don't care about this kind of stuff.
Himory TheDreamer 3 years ago
The funny thing about the drinks is that my non-binary partner drinks black coffee and bear, meanwhile me an androgynous guy can't stand either and only drink bitter fruit drinks and coffee with chocolate or caramel. When I tried pinã colada I couldn't drink it for being too sweet and had to give it to my straight cis father who loves sugar and candy more than he should. Gender stereotype is bs.
🦐 Shrimp Whisperer 🦐 3 years ago
Flashbacks to when I got into an entire argument in seventh grade because this kid said brushing teeth was gay
Zet 3 years ago
Note to myself, to eliminate toxic people go as follows: Get shorts that end above your knees, get fruity drinks and find a girl that would buy you flowers. Look like an anime character....Use lots of emojis and dots and question-marks .... make lots of ticktocks, get rid of any friend who believes in " alpha male, sigma" ... i am describing about 90% of the influencer boys now-days... i was born in the wrong decade i guess...
Carol Emory 3 years ago
Definition of a real man: Someone that can do what they want without feeling threatened by other men who THINK they know how real men are supposed to act, dress, eat or feel.
Voodoops_13 3 years ago
Women can take care of themselves and have made great strides not to be bound by society's definition of "feminine". Because of this men are struggling to continue to define "masculinity" because it's always been dependent on its relationship to femininity. So to fill the void (instead of moving on like women have) they use absurd activities like drinking black coffee, eating steak, and violence toward women as their new badges of masculinity. Pathetic. The new masculinity will be defined as not caring about if something/someone is masculine.
Why won't Chrissy wake up!?! 3 years ago
most of them were talking about normal things. bro just because you live in 1880 doesnt mean we have to.
Yugan Talovich 3 years ago
My favorite one was about proving your masculinity by drinking black coffee (like my grandmother and mother). There was a detective in novels, named Elvis or something, who proved what a big man he was by eating spicy dishes.
Anarch Duke 3 years ago
Ironically, a spicy dish is only possible with the use of a vegetable, which therefore makes it womanly
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Alan Christensen 3 years ago
So many men who will never understand that worrying about what is or isn't manly makes them less manly.
Courtney Christelle 3 years ago
You'll notice only the men who are insecure about their masculinity are the ones who have to prove at every turn just how "manly" they are.
JERRY NO YOU DON’T supports Ukraine 3 years ago
I'm really scared now. I'm never getting social media.
Claire Nasa 3 years ago
This is the most upsetting topic I've read in years, shame on you for allowing some of those violent and hateful posts
Mrs.Pugh 3 years ago
Shame on you for reading something that makes you upset.
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Marie Dahme 3 years ago
Guys, please tell me that these twits are a very tiny tiny minority??? Please?
Apatheist Account2 3 years ago
This isn't hot masculinity, it's toxic - and on the whole, utter nonsense. These are insecure men, not real men.
UpQuarkDownQuark 3 years ago
I would feel sorry for these unloved and unloving men if they weren’t trying spread their vitriol like a plague. What sad, lonely lives.
Thomas Robinson-Aguirre 3 years ago
I find all of this too triggering and offensive to even finish reading the rest.
TotallyNOTaFox 3 years ago (edited)
Well, according to most of these "geniuses" I'll have to get some eyeshadow and a dress now.... (Not saying I can't rock such outfit ^^)
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
BP forgot to chop off everything after about 50 posts. That was also a very depressing read.
Ale 3 years ago
I get confused in posts like this, am I supposed to upvote the worse/most ridiculous ones or downvote them?
Toujin C'Thlu 3 years ago
So...being a 'real man' means being a violent, unwashed sexual predator? No wonder women want to stay away from them. Seriously, though, this thread was scary. These men are one step away from idolizing serial killers, and some are already seeing mass murderers as 'saints'
Caleb Su 3 years ago (edited)
Guys that downvoted Yugan Talovich's post... John Brown was a black abolitionist and General Sherman was a Union Commander who defeated the Confederates at Atlanta, and freed the enslaved people his army encountered, giving each formerly enslaved family forty acres and an army mule. His idea was that black people should be self-sustaining/self-reliant.
Load More Replies... LB 3 years ago
Can you imagine living your life in such great fear of natural human emotions and behaviors in yourself and others? It seems exhausting. I don’t understand how anyone could consider such hand-wringing cowardice desirable or masculine.
Elio 3 years ago
They are very obsessed with what other men do and what they are eating especially.
Load More Replies... Alecto76 3 years ago
Do men allow men to do anything? Jeez. I propose we begin the rumor that moving one's body from point A to point B grows a vagina, thereby freezing these morons in place. This way they are easily identified, they can't communicate after their electronics die and eventually they will just wither away.
Appalachian Panda 3 years ago
Can you even imagine being such a scared, insecure little boy that you felt the need to live your life by all these rules in order to "prove" your masculinity? Just wow.
hot_noodle_soup 3 years ago
the amount of likes on all of these broke my heart. this radicalisation needs to stop before it hurts even more people
Elio 3 years ago
The disturbing thing is that this s$/t pops up a lot thanks to algorithms. I watch pretty normal things on YouTube like music and cat videos and I like video game channels that aren't angry butthurt dudes but that Walsh a$$hole kept popping up and YouTube won't even let me say I'm not interested so I just started reporting every video. So it's pretty easy for them to radicalize people and I think they target naive young men on purpose.
Load More Replies... Lane Bass 3 years ago
I need some help with my scorecard, y'all. I cooked my wife breakfast in the kitchen, but then we had sex. I also hung a door, but then did some laundry. Am I gay, or worse, a beta? PS - No soy though
Notyomama 3 years ago
Me too. We decided against dinner last night in lieu of a 2 person shower and booty, but I'm the one that asked him to marry me and I'll be cooking tonight. I'm doing laundry as well. I'm a little confused after this list.
Load More Replies... Thor Haugen 3 years ago
Wow. So much toxic masculinity and so many people believing that their opinions on how other people should live actually matter.
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
This. That was a horrible experience and I'm sorry I read it.
Load More Replies... Adam Zad 3 years ago
I stopped reading at the Nick Adams one. The guy's an idiot. First of all, if you have to say you're "alpha," you're not. Secondly, Nancy Pelosi is more alpha than he is. When domestic terrorists were invading the Capitol, she was flexing her power as Speaker of the House to get reinforcements. He would have been cowering in a closet, trembling and pissing his pants.
Jo Gabriel 3 years ago
I had to stop reading this. People are arseholes. Men: drink and wear what the hell you like. Everyone can stick their judgement up their arses.
Bunzilla 3 years ago (edited)
Guys, when we talk about Toxic Masculinity... this is the kind of thing we're talking about. Being 'masculine' or 'feminine' is so subjective, ambiguous and amorphous that there's really no point in stressing over it. Are you a guy? Congratulations, you're masculine. Are you a girl? Congratulations, you're feminine. Don't identify as either, or as both? Congratulations, you are a magical human being.
TheReader19 3 years ago
Any man who makes these posts or follows such people should have the police check their basements for kidnapped women. These men ain't right
Sky Render 3 years ago
Further proof that the patriarchal system that oppresses women is also oppressive of men. Pretty much the whole thing is "conform or die" on all sides, boxing us all into a system of false dominance and forced submission. We all lose when we support it.
liam newton-harding 3 years ago
These guys are on their knees, sucking Tate's limp c@ck, telling us all, as they tickle his balls, that "cooking is gay, right...because..." Slurp, "No man ever steps, knowingly, into the kitchen..." Gobble.
Jeya Mackelle 3 years ago
Oh My Gosh!! Your comment made me mentally laugh so f*****g hard! Love it! Best Comment for the win, right here!
Load More Replies... Dan St John 3 years ago
The sad news in all of this is, these are real people, with a belief system that belongs with the Neanderthals. Just think how screwed up their parents were, to turn them into what they are today. This is probably the saddest thing I have seen in a long time.
Appalachian Panda 3 years ago
I bet Neanderthals were more progressive than these brohards
Load More Replies... Joshua Moore 3 years ago
After reading this I just truly don't know what to say?!? I'm a middle-aged white male and used to getting blamed for everything. 🤷 I'd like to think my views of the world are relatively rational but after all of this...maybe I've been looking at things wrong all of this time? 🤣🤪 This part of the human race/gene pool just needs to be flushed in my opinion. Just such absolutely stupid, toxic, incel, and detrimental ways of thinking. *Stepping off my soapbox*
dvozivki 3 years ago
I have a friend that started to read this s**t and wants to be a part of it.. i dont know how to talk to him about it and now i dont want to hang with him anymore. Breaks my heart, he was such a sweet kid before he found this.
Sardonyx_3 3 years ago
horrible... I feel so bad for him, sucked into a world of misinformation and toxicity.
Load More Replies... Hannah Hudson-Lee 3 years ago
I once tuned a guy's guitar for him. Apparently, that was "emasculation".
similarly 3 years ago
I think these are really sad, because rather than being themselves and enjoying whatever they want to enjoy, they're choosing to put themselves ... not even into little boxes! They're putting themselves into tiny mental coffins and locking themselves in. Reading this, I am SO glad I don't care about this kind of stuff.
Himory TheDreamer 3 years ago
The funny thing about the drinks is that my non-binary partner drinks black coffee and bear, meanwhile me an androgynous guy can't stand either and only drink bitter fruit drinks and coffee with chocolate or caramel. When I tried pinã colada I couldn't drink it for being too sweet and had to give it to my straight cis father who loves sugar and candy more than he should. Gender stereotype is bs.
🦐 Shrimp Whisperer 🦐 3 years ago
Flashbacks to when I got into an entire argument in seventh grade because this kid said brushing teeth was gay
Zet 3 years ago
Note to myself, to eliminate toxic people go as follows: Get shorts that end above your knees, get fruity drinks and find a girl that would buy you flowers. Look like an anime character....Use lots of emojis and dots and question-marks .... make lots of ticktocks, get rid of any friend who believes in " alpha male, sigma" ... i am describing about 90% of the influencer boys now-days... i was born in the wrong decade i guess...
Carol Emory 3 years ago
Definition of a real man: Someone that can do what they want without feeling threatened by other men who THINK they know how real men are supposed to act, dress, eat or feel.
Voodoops_13 3 years ago
Women can take care of themselves and have made great strides not to be bound by society's definition of "feminine". Because of this men are struggling to continue to define "masculinity" because it's always been dependent on its relationship to femininity. So to fill the void (instead of moving on like women have) they use absurd activities like drinking black coffee, eating steak, and violence toward women as their new badges of masculinity. Pathetic. The new masculinity will be defined as not caring about if something/someone is masculine.
Why won't Chrissy wake up!?! 3 years ago
most of them were talking about normal things. bro just because you live in 1880 doesnt mean we have to.
Yugan Talovich 3 years ago
My favorite one was about proving your masculinity by drinking black coffee (like my grandmother and mother). There was a detective in novels, named Elvis or something, who proved what a big man he was by eating spicy dishes.
Anarch Duke 3 years ago
Ironically, a spicy dish is only possible with the use of a vegetable, which therefore makes it womanly
Load More Replies... Alan Christensen 3 years ago
So many men who will never understand that worrying about what is or isn't manly makes them less manly.
Courtney Christelle 3 years ago
You'll notice only the men who are insecure about their masculinity are the ones who have to prove at every turn just how "manly" they are.
JERRY NO YOU DON’T supports Ukraine 3 years ago
I'm really scared now. I'm never getting social media.
Claire Nasa 3 years ago
This is the most upsetting topic I've read in years, shame on you for allowing some of those violent and hateful posts
Mrs.Pugh 3 years ago
Shame on you for reading something that makes you upset.
Load More Replies... Marie Dahme 3 years ago
Guys, please tell me that these twits are a very tiny tiny minority??? Please?
Apatheist Account2 3 years ago
This isn't hot masculinity, it's toxic - and on the whole, utter nonsense. These are insecure men, not real men.
UpQuarkDownQuark 3 years ago
I would feel sorry for these unloved and unloving men if they weren’t trying spread their vitriol like a plague. What sad, lonely lives.
Thomas Robinson-Aguirre 3 years ago
I find all of this too triggering and offensive to even finish reading the rest.
TotallyNOTaFox 3 years ago (edited)
Well, according to most of these "geniuses" I'll have to get some eyeshadow and a dress now.... (Not saying I can't rock such outfit ^^)
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
BP forgot to chop off everything after about 50 posts. That was also a very depressing read.
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