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As you’re asleep like a burnt-out log, your weird kid’s imagination is running errands in the next room. Whatever happens, it will come to light with the morning sun. After hearing scary stories about the "poultry-geist" staring at your little one from the closet, you can’t help but feel chills going down your spine.

It’s a known fact that kids are creepy—from drawing weird stuff inspired by some undetected evil force to introducing their invisible best friend that’s in front of you right now. We can come up with many explanations for the creepy things kids say, but there’s surely a limit to what can be made rational. These parents on Twitter have been sharing the creepy things their scary kids have told them, and we won’t judge if there’s a house or two being put up for sale at this very moment.

Grab your blanket before reading some of the best tweets that we've found, it’s about to get chilly. If these things kids say hit close to home for you, there’s no better place to have a low-key therapy session than the comment section!

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nanashi
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

me: the moon better keep her mouth shut

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    MissPrideGirl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually sweet, maybe they wanted to see their granddaughter because they never got to see her.

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    References to a former life are the most creepy things, I think.

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    Grace Barclay
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okaaay....a bit like the time I opened the window to let the cat out and saw two men at the corner of the house. I closed the window and went to tell my folks only to see the same two men standing in the passage. I screamed, ran back into my bedroom and continued to scream until my mother managed to push the door open to calm me down. At lease the little old lady who came to visit me one night had a kindly demeanour and told me that all would be well with my grandmother who had bronchitis. The first incident was when I was about 12, the second I was 20 going on 21.Weird..

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this is creepy! (Although the six year old most likely saw a photo and the other two joined thr chorus.)

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was dad's comment to that?

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    Daniel Morgan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar experience when babysitting my cousin, he was around 10, about midnight I heard noises from his room, went up to check and he was stood in the middle of the room staring at his TV which just had white noise on really loud, I asked if he was okay and he slowly turned around and just stared through me! he was asleep with his eyes open, but I just left him to it....never babysat him again!

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    Ilona
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweetie, it's time to throw the whole kid out.

    Monday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey! We need a new kid, this one is defective.

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    Kate Schools
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes you wonder what children see/sense when they're fresh in the world. And what they're seeing without the boundaries of what's accepted. Only at this age, can we just look with wonder and awe,free from bias of what "we think we know "

    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually pretty cool. I wish I could do that.

    Noel Esquela
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    5 years ago

    If she can tell me, I'm dead.

    Kim Lorton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to ask how many dead people she actually sees?

    Mugen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look at Jesus and tell me.

    Alex T
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she should become head coroner

    Kjorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep… He see dead peoples

    Lynn Morello
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learn from. Said kid, no need to toss it out.

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This stuff makes me wonder if we should really tell children what we perceive. There was with certainty no physical person in the closet, and, unless you are superstitious, also no spirit or whatever. But the child might as well have perceived something that we perceive differently, and we should not simply say "there is no such thing".

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    Debrina Blackmoon
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    5 years ago

    nice if they said who Lola is

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I truly believe kids can see and understand things we can't.

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    kAiTLyN
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    petition to make all the comments here "this comment has been deleted"

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    Helen Haley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the beginning of a fantastic story. Janie grew up surrounded by friends, invisible to the world. While the rest of her class was listening to the teacher Janie was listening tothe amazing stories of her friends. They would tell her about the lives they had lead and all of the wonderful places they had been. Her friends told her what it was like to live and what it was like to die. As she got older she began to question them why no one else could see them. They told her simply, she is the cloth keeper. Janie accepted this without question for many years before finally asking what a cloth keeper was. The cloth keeper is the one who tends to the cloth of humanity woven together by our shared stories. Janie would know the stories and pull and weave the threads to strengthen the bond and enrich the human experience. Rebelling against her destiny occupied her for most of her adolescence. Then embraced her destiny and set about to do the best she could.

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    Nerevar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still believe despite I'm a roman catholic that orthodoxy is closer to the original Christianity and the spirit world than then other later historical churches.

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this like it was yesterday. I thought there was a witch in the closet at daycare. I don't know if someone told me there was or what but I screamed every day my mom took me there and she had to change day cares. I drive by it sometimes and the the witch is the first thing I think of. .

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    nanashi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to see the picture though...

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    Nerevar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what "cartoons" her parents allowed her to watch?!

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    Anne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming grandpa was a good man, I'd not be too worried

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    Nadine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with this belief that if someone dies in a house it becomes haunted (or has more chances of being haunted)?

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    slackjack
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's gone from the house to the car. Time for a car wash!!

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    Batty
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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    Holly Molly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the singing nice at least?

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    aussie snowdropper
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nieces name wasn't Carol Anne !!!!

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    Ray Heap
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did his head turn 180° by any chance?

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