As you’re asleep like a burnt-out log, your weird kid’s imagination is running errands in the next room. Whatever happens, it will come to light with the morning sun. After hearing scary stories about the "poultry-geist" staring at your little one from the closet, you can’t help but feel chills going down your spine.

It’s a known fact that kids are creepy—from drawing weird stuff inspired by some undetected evil force to introducing their invisible best friend that’s in front of you right now. We can come up with many explanations for the creepy things kids say, but there’s surely a limit to what can be made rational. These parents on Twitter have been sharing the creepy things their scary kids have told them, and we won’t judge if there’s a house or two being put up for sale at this very moment.

Grab your blanket before reading some of the best tweets that we've found, it’s about to get chilly. If these things kids say hit close to home for you, there’s no better place to have a low-key therapy session than the comment section!

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Hans
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1 year ago

She has a point.

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MissPrideGirl
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1 year ago

That's actually sweet, maybe they wanted to see their granddaughter because they never got to see her.

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Grace Barclay
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1 year ago

Eternal soul mates?

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Hans
Community Member
1 year ago

References to a former life are the most creepy things, I think.

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Hans
Community Member
1 year ago

Curtrains replaced with reinforced conrete!

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UniversalMel
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1 year ago

I would’ve crieddd

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Hans
Community Member
1 year ago

Ok, this is creepy! (Although the six year old most likely saw a photo and the other two joined thr chorus.)

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Hans
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1 year ago

What was dad's comment to that?

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Kade MacNeill
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1 year ago

What did it look like?

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IzzieM
Community Member
1 year ago

I do this in my sleep...during my gap year I couldn't figure out why my roommate avoided me; apparently I would sit up like this and get talkative in my native language.

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IzzieM
Community Member
1 year ago

This one is super cute!

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Ilona
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1 year ago

Sweetie, it's time to throw the whole kid out.

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KittyComics
Community Member
1 year ago

vaccuum your floor!

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What does a Foxxy say?
Community Member
1 year ago

So far this one freaks me out the most, shudder.

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Hans
Community Member
1 year ago

Scary stuff!

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What does a Foxxy say?
Community Member
1 year ago

That sounds like a night terror.

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Evil Little Thing
Community Member
1 year ago

Christa must be a terrible driver to make her grandma cry like that.

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Melissa Lara
Community Member
1 year ago

thats rather weirdly comforting...

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Sonja
Community Member
1 year ago

well, this is exactly the way we've found out that I need glasses. pareidolia + bad vision...

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nanashi
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1 year ago

plot twist, that was Batman

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Debrina Blackmoon
Community Member
1 year ago

nice if they said who Lola is

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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1 year ago

I truly believe kids can see and understand things we can't.

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Holly Molly
Community Member
1 year ago

How does he know what he looks like? how does he know that's her?

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Ilona
Community Member
1 year ago

Get a cat.

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Alex T
Community Member
1 year ago

oh

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Keisha Washington
Community Member
1 year ago

Fastest laundry!? Scrap that plan we're buying new clothes, new house, changing our names and moving where no one knows us!

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Helen Haley
Community Member
1 year ago

That is the beginning of a fantastic story. Janie grew up surrounded by friends, invisible to the world. While the rest of her class was listening to the teacher Janie was listening tothe amazing stories of her friends. They would tell her about the lives they had lead and all of the wonderful places they had been. Her friends told her what it was like to live and what it was like to die. As she got older she began to question them why no one else could see them. They told her simply, she is the cloth keeper. Janie accepted this without question for many years before finally asking what a cloth keeper was. The cloth keeper is the one who tends to the cloth of humanity woven together by our shared stories. Janie would know the stories and pull and weave the threads to strengthen the bond and enrich the human experience. Rebelling against her destiny occupied her for most of her adolescence. Then embraced her destiny and set about to do the best she could.

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Nerevar
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1 year ago

I still believe despite I'm a roman catholic that orthodoxy is closer to the original Christianity and the spirit world than then other later historical churches.

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
Community Member
1 year ago

I remember this like it was yesterday. I thought there was a witch in the closet at daycare. I don't know if someone told me there was or what but I screamed every day my mom took me there and she had to change day cares. I drive by it sometimes and the the witch is the first thing I think of. .

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John Laurens/Gay Turtle
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1 year ago

No thank you!

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