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The more experience you have in the corporate world, the more you come to realize that there’s no such thing as a ‘perfect’ workplace. There will always be something to complain about. Whether it’s substandard office coffee, endless meetings, confusing remote-work policies, micromanaging bosses, and chronic exhaustion. But you’re not alone. Nearly everyone in the corporate world runs into similar issues.

The ‘Memes Off The Clock’ Instagram page shares some of the funniest and most relatable memes about the ups and downs of office life. We’ve collected some of the top ones to share with you, Pandas. Scroll down and upvote your faves. Remember to send these pics to your colleagues… and we dare you to forward them to your boss!

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Genius
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#work #workmemes #corporate #corporatememes #halloween #halloweencostume #wfh

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Multa Nocte
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is perfect! 😂

Brenard
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dressed as an IRS audit agent.

Lia Hurst
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people have such great imaginations! So clever.

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    #2

    This Is Starting To Feel Like A Scam
@cutecherrybitch @ogcorlin
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#work #college #studentloans #kimkardashian #scam

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    Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Higher education courses should be free!! Why wouldn’t we want people to be qualified and educated for different professions?! More doctors!! More architects!! More teachers!! More mechanics!! Just more!!

    Wilfredo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, the world does not need more architects, unless they start living in the monstrosities they design

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    Katherine Haughton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 8 years old, I smeared dog poop on my face for $30. My mom was furious, but I got the cash.

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lyric I heard from a folk singer: "A car for the job, and a job for the car..."

    Jayeff Vee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame on this country! Shame! Shame! Shame!

    John Boy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no such thing as "Higher Education"! People need to learn a trade, and we need to educate people on how to teach people, weather it be in education (basic living skills), an electrician, a pipefitter or a millwright. Idiocracy will come sooner, not later if we don't teach our kids trade work. How do you think we got here?

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trades vs. heigher education (as a social investment): false dichotomy much?

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    #3

    Aggressive Eye Contact Helps 👀
(Twitter: Wiki_early_life)

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    Trophy Husband
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked in person, I was close enough to me boss to do that. Now that I'm remote, he lives on the other side of the country and I see him twice a year, so I would feel weird.

    Worker burnout is a major problem. A survey conducted by Deloitte found that 77% of surveyed American professionals experienced burnout at their current job, while over half admitted that this has happened more than once.

    The vast majority of respondents said that the stress and frustration that they face at work has a negative impact on their quality of work, as well as their personal relationships.

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    #4

    Not Really Passionate About Anything, Just Trying To Give My Dog The Life He Deserves
@internet_hippo
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#work #workmemes #corporate #dog #wfh #mondaymood

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    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not asking for luxury and riches, just want to make enough for basic survival.

    #5

    The Least Amount Of Respect Possible
@littlemellissa
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#workmemes #corporatememes #withallduerespect #wfh #millennials

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    Andrew Read
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually a precursor to criticism

    Mike Loux
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun to use it in a positive way, just to mess with people. "With all due respect, I think you're awesome." Then watch them do a double take.

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    Rilmar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "With all due respect, which is none, ..."

    Kylie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That phrase has the same undertones (and meaning) as when a Southerner says "bless your heart" LOL

    Grey Beard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No offence, but..." followed by something that makes you glad they weren't trying to be offensive.

    ynyrhydref56
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar to the British "I'm not being funny, but ...". You know it's about to go down

    James016
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To express the due respect as a number: 0

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like "bless your heart" better.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right about not specifying where the other is on the "respect due" spectrum from minimal to none.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Total insult. Means "you are an idiot".

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The recipient gets to imagine the amount of respect that is due.

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    #6

    Everyone Knows What’s Going On Except Me
@whenshappyhr
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#work #workmemes #corporatememes #wfh #newhire #season5

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You either too shy or too friendly, the balance is impossible when you're new.

    Szzone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen you can either be the awkward new character, or the new fan favorite.

    longlivethequeen554
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Therefore you're stuck in a job you hate so you don't have to go through it again

    Rinoboyrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same feeling as when someone says “Play my video game character.”

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the new kid at a particularly toxic & cliquish junior high.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or transferring from another high school in the middle of the school year.

    It’s a common misconception that just because you enjoy the work you do, you’ll never feel tired. However, 87% of the working professionals who participated in the Deloitte survey said that they were passionate about their jobs, but 64% revealed that they’re frequently stressed. In other words, being passionate about what you do does not make you immune to stress.

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    #7

    Time To Quit That Job, Move To A New City, And Start A New Life
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    Poultry Geist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “ sorry I was voice messaging and saw my (insert something you love a whole lot, like baby or dog, sometimes spouse) and started talking to them. I was not calling you stinky tho .. certainly not “ and end it with a😂 and everything will be fine

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm cringing for this person.

    Kare Deter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO my voice picks up random things and inserts them - snippets from conversations going on around me or from the television. I have learned to proofread before hitting that SEND button. (of course I learned the hard way)

    Anouk T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok that is one of only few things on BP that made me laugh out loud

    flower petals
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine accidentally sending this to your boss.. “What do you mean your job stinks?”

    #8

    He’s Got My Vote
@thedad

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    SEAGULL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can i cast a vote as well?

    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't like icebreakers (a question) so they said their weekend highlight was not having them

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    James Peek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought they were talking about mints....

    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, we're supposed to be a democracy, right?

    #9

    A Modern Hero
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#work #workmemes #wfh #office #corporate #9to5 #maternityleave

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense. Especially if she had an out of office reply

    [>.<]/
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really. Ctrl+A would've worked better.

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    White Sauce Hot Sauce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she's been out of office for a while, those emails are no longer relevant. No sense in wasting time sorting through them.

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just nuked all1596 saved emails, then went and dug through the trash for 3 I needed to keep. I feel refreshed and relieved. And this wasn't work email. I don't even have any of those.

    Rebekah Fuentes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will do tomorrow after I clock in.

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    Meanwhile, most respondents felt that their employers weren’t doing enough to prevent burnout. However, the solution doesn’t lie in just having super hip well-being programs to destress your employees.

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    Ideally, there should be a workplace culture that actively fights back against chronic exhaustion, demotivation, and burnout.

    #10

    Shots Fired
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#work #workmemes #corporatememes #excel

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    Solidhog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the case for most companies. The company would run fine without the CEO, but would not run fine without the worker. But if the company goes under because of bad management then most times the CEO walks away rich while the workers don't. And yet as a society we still think this is OK.

    TheAmericanAmerican
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my opinion, the janitors are the most essential worker in EVERY workplace. Without them every workplace/business/office would come to a greasy slimmy halt after 2 weeks. I work as an engineer and I greatly appreciate the janitorial department!

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    DB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you have the same level of education, experience, personnel skills, business contacts, technical expertise, etc. as your boss then? Plus you can use a rudimentary computer program? Well then how come you're not the boss?

    Wysteria_Rose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The printer. I actually know how to use the printer.

    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally gave my former boss the "Excel for Dummies" book do that she could at least learn to do the basics (e.g. simple cell formula to subtract one cell from another)

    Rebekah Fuentes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry! Sorry! My big ol fingers downvoted twice unintentionally!

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yeah, he also pays you for your knowledge.

    Diana Pahule
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they should hire CEOs like we elect politicians with term limits.

    Chris Landrum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We really have not improved since medieval times

    Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to assume there are other differences. Maybe their boss can use proper punctuation. Perhaps they don’t shudder with fear when they need to make a phone call. I’m just sayin’ we all have our strengths and struggles

    Andrew Read
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK. Sure. But wait until you have to make difficult decisions - like who do I have to fire, when head office tells them that they have to lay off 10% of the workforce.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After head office paid the consultant 10 times the money your boss makes to 'advise' them.

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    #11

    Never Turning My Camera On Again
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    Beanna van de Bukshout
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more interesting question is: if Matthew McConaughey can look like this in a zoom call, how we could look like in a Hollywood Movie?

    Stephanie A Mutti
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matthew McConaughey has that confidence from good looks that permits him to not care if he looks like an aging white woman.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately, few people look like Matthew McConaughey.

    Rebekah Fuentes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Movie Magic" is a real thing people. Jesus Christ! Get a clue!

    Sparks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not a good picture ! Yikes. I fell a little out of love with him.

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    #12

    It’s Not So Bad Once You’re Down Here
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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh and we need money to buy stuff and food...

    Karin Nachtkrapp
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You realize there is no guarantee that someone else will hire you, right? months later I'm still looking after I quit my last job for bad working conditions.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its to finance my addiction to food and shelter

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear addiction is bad. Have you tried stopping?

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    LizzieBoredom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To pay off student loans. Weren't you paying attention?

    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starting a new job sucks!

    Having supportive bosses who genuinely care about their employees’ issues and growth is a godsend. But that requires being well-versed in leadership and management and having a lot of empathy. If you’re aiming for profit at the cost of your employees’ physical and mental health, you’re going to drive away your top talent. Your staff needs proper rest to recharge and do their jobs well.

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    #13

    Back In The Pit
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    Rebekah Fuentes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always...and Forever...I absolutely wish I could go back to seeing this movie in the theater. It was such a simpler time when I did not carry the burdens of that same childhood as I do today.

    #14

    Might Be On To Something Here 👀
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    Angelshark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations, you just figured out Unions.

    2DB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations Ezra, you've just discovered unions.

    Kappy Pfeiffer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    President Reagan vs. Air Traffic Controllers, August 1981.

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have thought about this way too many times

    Les Thomas
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're not there why would it matter if they fired you?

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    #15

    Sadly, No
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    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always have so many things I plan to do during the weekend. And 99% of the time I don't do any of them. Then I feel bad about it. Yet I repeat the pattern the following weekend...

    Jayeff Vee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like having the weekends to worry about my own stuff. If I have a week's vacation, I'll be able to worry better.

    Rebekah Fuentes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never actually have unlocked this level. Ever.

    If you force everyone to constantly work overtime and pile unreasonable workloads on their shoulders, you’ll only get substandard results. If efficiency and good results are your actual priorities, then you have to be open-minded.

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    Well-rested, happy people who feel like they’re doing purposeful tasks will get you there faster than a frustrated and exhausted group who feels undervalued. Wonderful things happen if you genuinely care about the individuals who work for you. Loyalty should be a two-way street.

    #16

    *applies Anyway Because I’m Poor*
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    Ben
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Competitive pay = poor pay; we're not telling you until we have to

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    #17

    It Was A Simpler Time
@officialworkmemes

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the hospital i work on, the minimum number of nurses required for strike period is higher that the actual number of nurses every day.

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a full company meeting to go over the previous and new years goals. They brag about the call volume increasing by 4,000 more than the previous year yet we still have the same size staff each year, and this happens every year. They wonder why people are burnt out. check on your customer service rep friends, we are not okay.

    Happypenguin26
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are only five of us that run a restaurant I work at. Two of them are the owners and one of them has been there for longer than I have and I still have to tell her how to do things. We are desperate. I feel this.

    #18

    Straight To The Point
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    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never signed emails, if you can't read the header, you probably can't read the rest of the message.

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    According to Deloitte, corporations ought to prioritize relationships instead of rewards. It’s also essential to assess what the actual needs of your employees are. That way, management can plan how they can best support the entire workforce, as well as separate departments and individual specialists.

    It’s also a huge plus if management can make the work processes more meaningful and fulfilling. People can move mountains if they believe in the cause and the values of their company.

    #19

    Should Have Plugged It In When I Had The Chance 😭
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    Minecraft_Chicken (He/Chicken)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like Vsauce, but it also looks like he is in a movie. What's going on here.

    JELLY
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was in his series Mind Field, very high production value

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    #20

    Just Give Me The Whole Bus Fam 🚌
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    censorshipsucks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cover letters are pathetic. Everyone knows you are applying because you need the money and think that you meet the requirements. I have started delegating that s**t to ChatGPT now.

    Rosie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when they ask, why do you want to work for us? Because I need a forking job!! Of course, I can't say that so have to come up with dumb sh!t.

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    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wrote a cover letter 20+ years ago and still use it. I tweak it slightly for each job, but there's no way in hell I'm writing a new one every time.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a prepared generic cover letter for all occasions, and just copy-pasted it whenever it was needed.

    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never needed one. Every job I've had for the past 35 years I got through networking. Interviews and applications are just a formality.

    Lara Verne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because it's ridiculous. You basically write a work of fiction and they don't care anyway, so why?

    Erdot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather eat a whole bus tire than [insert anything work related].

    Rosie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't even bother reading them most of the time.

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    #21

    Maybe If I’m Lucky They’ll Send Me Home
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    John Boy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with a guy who really liked to talk. Nothing was sweeter to his ears than the sound of his own voice. He once started telling me about changing a motor in his car, and, just as an experiment, I just let him drone on for TWO HOURS!! I did not say a word, except for the occasional, "Uh huh", or "Oh really". After the 2 hours I put up my hands to stop him and said, "Ron, do you not see the blood running out of my ears?!? You have not shut your mouth for over TWO HOURS! WTF is wrong with you?!?" He kinda laughed & shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, between my wife and daughter, I usually don't get to talk much at home."

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone ever said "to make a long story short..." before it was too late to do so?

    Pumpkinpi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good question, let’s find out. 🤔

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That moment when you intentionally just check out of the whole thing.

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    Some other important challenges that employees face at work, according to Indeed, include a lack of communication and poor transparency, as well as a lack of recognition for hard work. Many workers also find that their managers don’t know how to motivate them and help them be more engaged in their daily tasks. 

    #22

    It Was Fun While It Lasted
@humorous_resources
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    Tracy Wallick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm one of those that I NEED an office environment; I have ADHD, and being at home is just way too distracting for me. Being in an office reduces the distractions significantly, and having other people around keeps me on task (body-doubling).

    Raider Wiz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so you go to the office with the other ADHD staff abs leave the rest of us out of it

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    Aileen Grist
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see a problem with working from home - not everyone enjoys an office environment, or works well in one. Some people find it easier to work harder at home and too easy to spend a lot of time chatting in an office.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my job could be worked remotely. Sadly, it is incredibly hands-on.

    VNES101
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoy my WFH days A LOT!, but I'm more productive and snack a lot less in the office. So there's that.

    Castles
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    1 year ago

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    WFH is just laziness. They reckon in the UK civil servants who continue to wfh since Covid are just doing the bare minimum. Pathetic

    Sniggiw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I’ve worked with plenty of people who work from the office who do just the bare minimum as well! I always think it doesn’t matter if they are at the office or wfh, there is a subset of people who don’t work.

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    #23

    The Friday Demotivation We All Need 😂
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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am also the owner's nephew who has the goods on her.

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not always true, the 8 new reps we have had in the last year only 2 are still here.

    #24

    Sick And Tired Of Being Sick And Tired
@hr_gangsta
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    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should put it at 50 and you have to die at 75. 25 years paid without working and then you say goodbye ^^

    Dl B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really should say this comment somewhere you can read it again when you are 75. See if you still agree with it then.

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    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they would keep my paycheck, pay all my bills and give me what they take out in taxes I could probably retire at 30.

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    #25

    I Could’ve Sworn It Was At Least Wednesday
@taterth0tz
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    Avi <3
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need one for Wednesday and Thursday and Monday

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Friday, Saturday and Sunday while you're at it... I just can't with reality any longer.

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    Justme
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it’s Tuesday

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what fragrances would make this up...

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stale cigarette smoke, coffee, cheap deodorant, whatever TF Glade...

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    #26

    Hey, Napping Is A Full Time Job
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    Toggaph de Dratersi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats have turned this into an artform.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a camera so I could spy on my cats while I'm at work. They do nothing. Literally nothing.

    lovergxrl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me when my dogs sigh after spending the entire day sleeping and eating

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work from home, so most days instead of a lunch break I just take a nap. :) It's amazing!

    #27

    Don’t Want To Overexert Myself 🤷🏽‍♀️
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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd call a productive 20 minute period a win.

    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20 mins of work followed by 2 hours on Bored Panda.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not toxic if you finished two hours worth of work in those 20 minutes. It's just being effective.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see how it is toxic, as long as the work gets done in time. I do that a lot actually. Of course if your task takes more than 20 minutes, you do it in 2 hours then give yourself a 6 hour break.

    PeePeePooPoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My work started at 8... I'm still not productive.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that will be brought up during your next review.

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    #28

    ☕️🚗🚙🛻🚗
@britishmemes
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    #29

    Sorry For The Confusion 🥰
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    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noel Coward: "I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise."

    #30

    I Do Not Get Paid Enough For This
@biglawboiz
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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who waits till Tuesday to do this? Must be new at the job.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that in the office once, it did not end well.

    laura bova
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had a hard time adjusting this to the in office work environment

    VNES101
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing work at work is so effing annoying.

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    #31

    Honestly 0 Excuse
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    Barry Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had family on FB posts spell my name Berry.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anytime someone spells my name wrong, I spell THEIR name wrong when I write back to them. Most people get it. I mean really - my correctly spelled name is right in the message! This one lady in accounting though....she's a little slow. She's been spelling my name wrong for years now. I guess she never notices all the different ways I've spelled her name when I respond to her. :) Yes, it's passive aggressive but you've got to have some sort of fun at work.

    VNES101
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shiiid, I be spelliong my own name wrong sometimes. My OWN name.

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend I've worked with & known for 35 yrs still misspells my name, STILL!

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mom's name: Lois. all her life she got mail & phone reachouts (some from businesses & agencies she had real business with) to "Louise".

    Nevid
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have exactly that problem in my former job (correct spelling in the e-mail and people keep getting it wrong anyway), but in my new job I have the exact inverse. The morons who made my work e-mail got my name wrong (and won't change it) but my colleagues keep spelling my name correctly. That's refreshing.

    #32

    Still Chasing The Rush Of That First Paycheck
(Twitter: Therealmrtrees)
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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes because at that stage you didnt have debts.

    The Starsong Princess
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No debt, no expenses… I was rich!

    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes I just got my first check and it was over 200 bucks and I am so happy.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it was yesterday. School takes heath benefit premiums and crams them into 8-9 months. Stopped taking mine out this week. Start drawing SS in August.

    Zobi123
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a really nice feeling.

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    #33

    We Should Be Able To Put That On Our Resumes Under “Special Skills”
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    Wilfredo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Make sure you mention the colour of the people you criticise, so the world becomes a better, less racist place....

    Melancholy Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a difference between racism and simply describing the customer "middle-aged white lady" is neither ageist, racist nor sexist.

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    #34

    Can’t Wait To See Where This New Adventure Takes Me 😊
@kristen__arnett
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    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could apply to many situations

    #35

    Yet Again
@elykreimendahl

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace "last week" and "this week" with "last year" and "this year"

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And be sure to make "Transfer Last Week's To-Do List Items" the first item on this week's list so you cross if off immediately and feel that sense of accomplishment.

    #36

    I Don’t Even Like Y’all
@yesfalcon
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    Deeelite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wondered if anyone else knew this - kudos sweet f***y adams! That whole MTV series "liquid television" seems like a fevered dream

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    #38

    How Dare You
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    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually i put back the clock 20 minutes later, then i'm late.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the worst feelings ever! But I build hitting the snooze bar 3 times in to my first alarm setting. I have a really hard time waking up so I need to set at least 2 alarms. I envy those of you who can instantly wake up when the alarm goes off.

    CP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when I wake up before the alarm. It is just easier to get up. I am talking within 15 minutes of it going off.

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 minute is okay, 30-10 is worse because I know I am not going back to sleep and I’m just waiting it out.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it was absolute bliss! I usually wake up 3 hours before my alarm and struggle to fall asleep again, so anytime when I see it's already almost my alarm time, I am soooo happy. And waking up 1 minute before your clock is amazing anyway, because you wake up in the right part of your sleep, so it's way easier to become fully awake than when your alarm wakes you during the wrong part of your sleep.

    #40

    Later Loser
@lets_get_fiscal
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    Szzone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a coworker, ar work? You can always say, "gosh I have to get back to it, hey thanks for this, I needed the break." And just walk away.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just pat yourself down, pull out your phone, scowl at it, and say "sorry gotta go".

    VNES101
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told to just start walking said co-worker back to THEIR desk.

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    #41

    Everybody Has At Least One Coworker They Would Love To Block
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    Kylie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teams was designed in Hell

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My new job uses Teams for almost everything. I've grudgingly learned to stop turning it off so I don't have to talk to anyone. :)

    BWC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stand when people try to contact me on teams. I have email, a desk phone, and a cell phone with instant messaging. I'm not tracking communications on another freaking app.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think they must of been using messenger internally at Microsoft but kept blocking each other and so they then "upgraded" to teams.

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    #42

    Absolutely Lost In The Sauce
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    Szzone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working more and harder always gets you rewarded with even more work. That's not how you get the promotion. The promotion comes from people skills.

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is anyone still this naive or I am just too jaded anymore?

    #43

    Must Have Gotten Stuck In My Outbox
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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    luckily email is flaky so you can get away with this.

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've all used that one, heehee.

    #44

    You Didn’t Cry In The Bathroom Today!
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    Jinx (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can I still get the 4th star if I don't interact with any humans?

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends how flexible you are on the definition of "nice".

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not an adult, and I need these. ETA: Not the drinking one, y'all calm down.

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    #45

    This Guy Gets It
@30.and.tired
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    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to school vs getting to school

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like 8:00 - 8:10 - 8.20 - 8.30.

    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8:00:00-8:00:01-8:00.02-8:00:03(for me)

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    Rosie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always crash around 2 and start yawning.

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    #46

    We Meet Again
@justme.rod
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    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im in this scene and i dont like it

    #47

    It’s A Little Like Six Flags And A Lot Like Being In Hell
@9to5lifeofficial
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    #51

    Working Harder Than I’d Like To Admit
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    #52

    No One Is Immune From The Sunday Scaries
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    #53

    Gonna Get That Summer Body In No Time
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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm tempted to use that phrase even if it's the first email

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    #54

    Grateful For The Opportunity To Be Considered! Hope To Connect In The Future!
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    #55

    It’s A Tough Job, But Somebody’s Gotta Do It
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    Kare Deter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If religions can get away with "thinking it is doing it" when it relates to sin, this counts. If you thought of doing stuff you should totally get credit.

    #56

    Blocking Off A Whole Day Just To Go Through My Emails
@itslaurentbtw
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    #57

    Disposing Income Is My Favorite Weekend Pastime
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    #58

    Absolutely Thriving
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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's doing better than most of us. At least he's not still in pyjamas.

    Jeevesssssss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sleep in leggings and a long sleeved tshirt with another t over the top. (I wear a onesie over the top if it gets cold.) I look dressed when I get up, ish!

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    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brutally true. Those AM sync meetings where you're a little late cause your computer took too long to boot

    #59

    Tag That Coworker 👇👇👇
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    Howl's sleeping castle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My colleagues used to call me Blue (the dinosaur from Jurassic park) because I used to just grunt to their 'good mornings'

    #60

    Barely Remember My Password And You Expect Me To Remember How To Do My Job Too?!
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    #61

    Not All Heroes Wear Capes
(Twitter: Mindfa11)
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    Dragon mama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great. Now those dummies will make plans they won't be allowed to keep. Hopefully they make non-refundable deposits too! F**k those stupid employees. /s

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    #62

    It’s Ok I Don’t Really Need This Job Or Anything Anyway
@prettycooltim
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    #63

    Honest Mistake
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    °CORLEONE°
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made my day, I am still laughing.

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    #65

    “You Know, I’m Something Of A Shitty Employer Myself”
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    Solidhog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an American thing. In the UK I get moaned at because I have holiday left and you HAVE to take it before April.

    Rachel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also sometimes a seasonal thing. May is the slowest month where I work. My manager strongly encourages us to use our PTO then. Am American.

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    #66

    Definitely Can’t Do Two In A Row, But If I Only Do One I’ll Sound Angry. Much To Consider
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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this email finds you well! As per my previous email, please see attached! Thanks! Best!

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost always use it after Thanks! at the end. But then I have to rethink it if I want to use one in the body of the message. It's a real dilemma. You don't want to seem weird by using too many of them! :)

    #67

    Really Not Sure How This Could Have Happened
@taterth0tz
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    #68

    Is This Even Legal???
@nonequitypartner
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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My email system has predictive text so it knows that when I type "please" it's supposed to fill in "let me know if you have any questions". But everyone knows that you're not actually supposed to respond with a question. It's an unwritten rule!

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    #69

    Talk Has Never Been Smaller
@middleclassfancy
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    #72

    I Don’t Remember The Government Working These 80 Hours With Me 🤔
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    Szzone
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taxes aren't your problem, the cost of living crisis is, robber baron corporations, and a bad government that doesn't know how to govern. Nordic countries all have high taxes. They also have universal healthcare, free education, strong social policies like unemployment aid, etc, which are all paid for from those high taxes.

    badger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if there were no taxes, your work would reduce your gross pay to the level of your current net pay. don't kid yourself that you'd get to keep the extra.

    CP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People that complain about taxes in a general way annoy me.

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    #73

    Just Vibing
@surviving9to5jobs
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    #74

    Never Thought I’d Make It This Far Tbh
@humorous_resources
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    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened with me. I didn't work for 10 months but didn't regret the decision even for 1 second

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. It was hard, but staying would have been the worst thing I could have done.

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    #75

    I’m Not Having It Today, Gary
@successandthecity.ny
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    #76

    We Meet Again 😫
@hr4hr
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    #77

    Never Trust A Ciao Guy
@iamthirtyaf
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    Toggaph de Dratersi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I'm neutral good, not going to go through life as a paladin it would seem.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss signs hers "Respectfully". Which I don't think I could ever use, because I'm not a fan of lying to people. :)

    Avi <3
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Sent from my iPhone”

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is ciao evil and cheers good? They feel like similar vibes, or is that just me?

    Nevid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually just sign off with my first name.

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    #78

    It’s Important That We Prioritize The Right Things In These Uncertain Times
@workretiredie
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    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My company ‘engagement surveys’ are rigged so you can’t actually say that anything is bad, kinda like - out of the following four answers, which describes your work experience here at xxxx 1) amazeballs 2) OMG I love you 3) here, take my first born 4) here, take my soul, please tick all that apply’

    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ours was supposed to be 'anonymous' because you don't have to give your name but the questions would ask for the immediate manager, number of months in that department, if you were moved from another one, which one etc etc.

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    #79

    I Spent 48 Hours Being Happy And Completely Forgot What I Do For A Living
@workretiredie
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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should completely forget about your job on weekends if you work monday to friday!

    #80

    Might Just Log Off And Never Come Back
@bonjourbitchesblog
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    #81

    Hackerman ......#hacker #work #workmemes #zoom #zoommemes #wfh #wfhlife

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    #82

    Send This To Your Meme Therapist
@corporatebish
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    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same but with anonymous other people on internet,no friends

    #83

    Sorry I’m Late, Traffic Was Crazy
@sopranoscon
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    #86

    Me In January: Oh That’s Weird, I Never Got It. Send It Again?
@thebig4accountant
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