30 Memes That Radiate ‘Consulting Comedy,’ As Seen On This IG Page

How bad is the job if the dog interviewing you can't even afford food???

who *pretends* to know all shortcuts on Excel.

Has to be North Korea...

Can we have more stuff like this please ?! It's for a friend at work...

That's science. Hold on, I can actually understand all of those words. So you're right, that's consulting.

It looks like implying a 10 step pistol duel at dawn

That is legit what my dad does...

French president Macron loves to be a clown. He spent more than 2 billions of public founds to consulting like McKinsey and co. 2 billions 😵🤯 for counseling...

Not nearly as funny as the actual clip between the Beckhams.

It's crazy how much a title means to people. I've seen so many people just drool over a freaking position title and not even bother about pay. I'll be called whatever floats your boat, just give me the money.

I've always said, I don't have the answer right now, but I can find out.

Solid employment strategy.

I spent way to long trying to work out if the person is making slides (like what you find in a playground for children) or slides (like a PowerPoint presentation) and I still don't know what they are talking about

Man I LOVE that first one.

Absolutely true

That is because American does NOT PAY their interns.

"My tummyache hurts in my head."

Mmm...this isn't always a bad thing. I consider my colleagues to be my 'work family.' When I was going through chemo a coworker brought me food. She was surprised when I thanked her and said "that's what family does."

Please, can we have rest of the months?

A company (Oil & Gas sector) I worked for hired one of these big consultancies and at one of their presentations there were references to a supermarket chain in it!

It all lies I tell you. Lies. Never trust a clown.

Alice, in I Really Hate My Job: "Families don't pay by the hour."

You mean consulting is a tough job ? 🤔 As an ER Nurse in public hospital i would gladly debate that.

One of these has office in the same office building where I work (about 30 different companies/bodies alltogether), you can always tell by their shoes and general appearance when you meet them in the elevator which button would they press :D

Love it.

Type the code in lower case.

Consulting is such b******t... I dont get how stupid you gotta be to pay for incompetence. Could as well ask a fortune teller.

If it's information you're meant to keep confidential, then the onus is on you to do so, not everyone else you decide to tell. I once worked on a criminal investigation where we were under an actual gag order and I had friends and family who pestered me for details and swore they wouldn't tell. I had to point out to them that *I* was responsible for not talking about it and if I didn't, I could go to jail. Keeping it confidential was my job, not theirs.

For those who don't know, ESG means "Environmental Social and Governance". Basically a way to strategize in corporate choices, weighing into financial decisions the resulting advantages on pollution reduction and community improvement as if they were monetary gains.

No.

Surprisingly accurate

I have 7 out of 10 from that list without being a consultant….which means I do most of that for way less money 😭

Quite the descriptive. Yikes!

Say less

Whoa there buddy! That is a lot of ground to cover in one session! Let's go ahead and set-up a pre-meeting to discuss those deliverables.

Sarcasm?

Nice view in the background. Wish I was there....sigh.

or your bartender

The one left sitting needs to look more abused