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The more we think about it, the more we realize just how much we like reading guides about… well, about pretty much anything and everything! They’re educational, informative, and fun (in the geekiest of ways). However, you’d be wrong to assume that all guides are equally good. Some of them are created purely for giggles and our amusement. It turns out that we might even love them more than the regular ones.

That’s where this fantastic subreddit comes in. It’s a fun-loving online community that documents some of the silliest and funniest guides to ever grace the internet. And we’re loving it. We’ve collected some of their most hilarious pics to share with you, dear Pandas. Scroll down to check them out.

We reached out to the subreddit's founder and head moderator, and they told us all about the community's roots and appeal. Read on for our Bored Panda's full interview with them.

#1

Difference Between Types Of Groups

Difference Between Types Of Groups

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Bumble
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is brilliant.

Red Lotus
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But poor Murray! You can't ignore his plight now can you? He's surrounded by zombies!

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Kumpel Klaus
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Integration and inclusation are mixed up... they need to be switched

Cara G
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you think so? Inclusion could be taken and/or executed in different ways. It could be, represented by the graphic, almost identical to integration. Or it could be done begrudgingly, as in "fine, if we MUST" and would appear as it currently does. I'd think that integration is inclusion but coupled with sincere intent and effort.

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    #2

    The “Hey Buddy” Guide

    The “Hey Buddy” Guide

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    Ranita
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The orange, green and purple ones are just brilliant 👏

    Eevee the dog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Red Lotus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never fail to laugh when I see this, even though it's been on BP dozens of times.

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Venn you see it, you will understand. 😚

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect Venn Diagram. Brilliant response.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a shame the accurate additions are by a pro-lifer, who is also unironically pro liberty.

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are at liberty to follow his definition of liberty

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    #3

    Cool Guide To Edible Mushrooms

    Cool Guide To Edible Mushrooms

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    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some mushrooms are magical

    Ritchat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a simple disc world fan. I see Terry Pratchett. I upvote.

    Jo Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooo , this one tastes like beef, this one killed Brian immediately and this one makes you see God for a week

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmm. Let's discard #2, and let me check my schedule for the next week for an informed decision.

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    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terry Pratchett is an amazing author, I suggest everyone go pick up one of his books right now. Doesn't matter which one you'll have a good time.

    Marek Čtrnáct
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure he was not the original author of this saying. It's well-known in Slavic culture, as mushroom.hunting is common here.

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    Jayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There´s not muchroom for errors, so choose wisely.

    Osprey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Terry Pratchett.

    Screeching Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another word of knowledge from the co author of Good Omens

    Amy Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The late great Sir Terry Pratchett!

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    Now, we’d love to mention the subreddit’s full name because we think it’s absolutely awesome. However, the way the internet works in this day and age means that we have to avoid certain words, like the first part of the online community’s name. We can, however, wax poetic about how totally rad it is!

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    Bored Panda had a friendly chat with the subreddit's founder about the history of the online group. "As for its small beginnings, it came to light as we saw that there wasn't really any subreddit to post for guides that don't quite fit the rules of r/coolguides," they said, referring to a very popular and widely-known sub dedicated to all kinds of guides.

    "There's a lot of guides out there that aren't really helpful, but are clearly just for the laughs. So the subreddit was born as a home for those lighthearted and funny guides," the head moderator told us that they branched off and created a niche for fun and silly guides.

    #4

    Alpaca vs. Llama

    Alpaca vs. Llama

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    Elica
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems somebody got heartbroken by a llama

    Midnightoil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this is truth! Llama are A-holes. They dislike... Hate people. Alpacas are gentle and like people if used to them..

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    kybourbonpearls
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had llamas my whole life and have never seen a more accurate description. I lost my last llama in 2021 to old age and he was a gorgeous, weirdo, jerk. He hated my guts. Loved men, dogs, random strangers who would ask if they could pull over and take his picture, and the horses. Me? Not so much. LOL I miss that big goober so much!

    Jessica J.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you were in a dysfunctional relationship with your llama.

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    Leah Person
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked at a llama farm… can confirm.

    Cooking Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Llama sounds like THAT uncle we don't talk about

    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think we need to reconsider “no drama llama” and work it around alpacas instead

    Hono Klatuu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alpacas got your back-as. Drama lacker alpac-er. Implacable alpaca-bles.

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    Elvis Bellini
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Llamas make excellent protectors of live stock.No reservations in kicking the c**p out of predators. Have the habit of spitting on you though. Ugggh.

    Lance LaRocque
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some farmers will use lama's to protect there flock of sheep as the llama will take on predators.

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    #5

    Not From Fb, Not Terrible, And Pretty Useful

    Not From Fb, Not Terrible, And Pretty Useful

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    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Choccycoffee 🤣 Love it

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take a not coffee please

    Geoffrey Osterfield
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went a little cafe in wales and I've never been so pissed off with someone about coffee. I just asked for coffee with milk. They where like is that a latte, americano and some other stuff can't remember all off them. Lady I just want coffee, hot water and milk.

    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have gone to coffee shops where the people are so helpful and explained different dI rinks to me. I also have had places be really rude. That's why I still believe in tipping. The helpful baristas got $5 while the unhelpful ones get nothing.

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    Maikku
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always been wondering what should I order if I want just plain coffee with some(very little) milk. Is that even an option these days?

    Random Dent
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they don't have plain or filter coffee on the menu, I ask for an americano with a splash of milk

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    We Were On A Break!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time I hear about "Flat white/white coffee"... the hell is that?

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @we were on a break depending where in World you are its the type of bean how it was cultivated. At Starbucks for example if its an option near you should be a light roast espresso bean which is actually more potent and caffeinated then dark roast. However the way prepared it comes out smoother less bitter easier for some. Its delicious! Blonde being lighter in color then dark brown if that makes sense.

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    Sheila Carty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't an Americano espresso with a bunch of water? Feels like "watered down coffee" is a better description

    Doo Wiki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot Chocolate should have been Choccy NonCoffee

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure here, but I would think “white coffee”, is more white than, “milky coffee”. But, I could be wrong.

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @timbob yes thats correct. Esp now days since milk can be dairy milk, rice milk, almond milk, oatmilk, coconut milk. White would be blonder in color a lighter roast espresso bean vs dark brown bean. However that does not determine the caffeine content. Darker does not equal stronger. Just maybe more bitter then a blond smoother bean. Again all how its grown, where in world its cultivated, then how that producer blends it, then person prepares it.

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    #6

    Toilet Paper Orientation Guide. I Printed One Out For My Commode

    Toilet Paper Orientation Guide. I Printed One Out For My Commode

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... unless you have a cat. In which case, mullets are good.

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mullets, beards, doesn't matter when you have a cat 😁

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you replace it, you put it on any way you want.

    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts on it. I lived with my single dad then had male roommates. Don't care which way you do it just replace the darn thing. When I finally lived on my own I was just happy to always know it was my own fault if there was no toilet paper. And now my husband is happy I don't complain about which way the toilet paper goes.

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    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    contravercial oppinion... I don't actually look nor care which side the toilet paper is on.

    jmdirks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "mullets" DO NOT! prevent cat play.

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    "I think people enjoy these [bad] cool guides because it's simply absurd. It's treading along the lines of surreal humor. A lot of the guides you'd see on the subreddit are so ridiculous and sometimes illogical. But because it's presented to us in a format that's familiar to us, we get it easily," they explained why exactly these pics resonate so well with the public.

    "So, if you ever come across suspicious-looking persons sitting on a park bench or ever decide to have dinosaurs as a pet, we got these handy guides to help us through," they shared a couple of absolutely brilliant guides that are bound to get comedy-lovers chuckling.

    "The secret to creating a genuinely good guide is on the visuals, I believe. Guides are designed to be easy to follow. If the guide was able to be straightforward and helpful to the reader, then I think it did its job pretty well."

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    #7

    No, Wait, He Has A Point

    No, Wait, He Has A Point

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    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flying Lemurs technically neither lemurs or able to fly

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, also flying fox, honey bear, whale shark, guinea pig

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    Aaron W
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, the Mayfly Almost Definitely will fly.

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But when your kid pulls the wings off of a fly, you now should refer to the poor unfortunate creature as a "walk"...

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    Carlos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jellyfish aren't fish and they also don't taste well with peanut butter

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giant Panda - not that large and doesn't know how to snark on the internet.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nonsense. Encyclopedia Brittanica defines "Cobra is the common name of various snakes, most of which belong to the genus Naja." King cobra is a cobra, just (like the Rinkhals) not of the genus Naja. Similarly I'd disagree with the Maned wolf --- e.g. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_(disambiguation) lists them together with all the "Not-Canis-lupus-wolf"... you'd have to say the Dire wolf wasn't a wolf either if you reject the maned wolf (who is more of a fox).

    Lance LaRocque
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jackrabbit, not a rabbit. Killer whale, not a whale.

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    #8

    Now Comes With Extra Weather Balloons

    Now Comes With Extra Weather Balloons

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    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There seems to be a mistake. I clearly identify chinese weather balloons. Only weather balloons. Just harmless, innocent, innocuous, weathery weather balloons. Yes sir.

    any rei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the weather balloon is swamp gas

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enterprise but no Falcon? Hmph!

    Bad Ass69
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot Chinese spy balloon?

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    #9

    How To Catch A Chicken

    How To Catch A Chicken

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    Red Lotus
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can catch a chicken, so as long as it's in an inclosure. What will happen after you catch it however, will look like you just tried to pick up a cat with the zoomies at 3am. Except the cat (might) actually love you, while the chicken will do everything to murder you.

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bold of you to assume I am an average human. Hah, I am actually far below average.

    Evolbeky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I have actually had to catch my chickens many times, and they are at least 3 times faster than me lol

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    NickTheDuck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same with ducks they are hard to catch

    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I ain’t average. I’m below 😎

    DonnerDinnerParty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao we have 12 hens and have to catch them all the time! They have an enclosed run attached to their coop but we often let them free-range in the yard. When we do that we have to catch all 12 to put them back in the run before we go to bed 🤣 We get ready for the night by 20:00, but the sun doesn't set (this time of year) until after 21:00

    Bad Ass69
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First thing is be smarter than the chicken! Second use a net.

    Kitten Dog Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother actually caught a rooster once,,,the rooster tried to spur my brother and my brother told the rooster 'if you spur me I will eat you ,feathers and all!' He said this while looking dead in the roosters eyes.. the rooster went limp and never tried to spur anyone again...

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    The subreddit was created all the way in June 2016. At the time of writing, the community was made up of 24.1k people. And it’s still active to this very day! We can see why—there’s a lot of laughter to be had here, as you’re flung far away from your comfort zone.

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    If you plan on being an active member of the subreddit, you’ve got to follow the rules. Now, there are a few things to be aware of. For one, the community is entirely dedicated to visual guides only! In short, all how-to’s and reference materials have to be presented in graphic form. This makes them more easily digestible.

    #10

    Skeleton

    Skeleton

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    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learnt something new. Thank you

    mark glass
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a model!

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foot bone connected to the leg bone; leg bone connected to the hip bone...🎶

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot the spaces between !

    Manny_Flawz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean that they are in alphabetical order ? 😉😉😉😉

    BoredPandaSucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they forgot about 'dem bones and dry bones.

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    #11

    This

    This

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    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pikachu face looks adorable on all of em

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Garfield with Pikachu's face.

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    #12

    Most Common Dog Shapes

    Most Common Dog Shapes

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    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nathan Pyle is the artist. More here: https://www.facebook.com/nathanwpyle2

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot an important one - Donut. When they are curled up and taking a little nap.

    Alaskatgal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spilled Soup 😂😂😂❤️

    Melissa Hamed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All those things you didn't know came furry.

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    However, at the core of the entire online group lies the simple fact that all of the guides posted there have to be funny! “This is a place for your non-serious and comedy guides,” the founder of the sub explains. In short, the comedy has to be very much intentional. The creators of the guides have to be in on the joke.

    #13

    Reddit Explains How To Be A Man (With A Little Help From Donny Osmond)

    Reddit Explains How To Be A Man (With A Little Help From Donny Osmond)

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    Raccoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *my trans a*s taking notes*

    badboyhalo
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    2 years ago

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moon doesn't have a dark side (that is constantly dark) though..

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well apparently men aren't allowed to have any coffee that osnt black and unsweetened, so that's pretty scary... and also very sad

    HEADLESS ROACHS SISTER
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, don't male me sing it no No NOo- let's get down to business

    Eevee the dog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being kicked in the crotch is scary for men tho

    Nick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just a fear every few years. What's an every day fear is sitting down to use the restroom and the panic that you're going to sit on them.

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    Asexual? More like SLAYSEXUAL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m actually leading “masc presenting boot camp” for my nb bestie who hates being misgendered as a girl and it’s just spending every day focusing on a different one of these. Fun fact they got called a boy twice by strangers since we started which is what they wanted so 💪

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    #14

    Social Distancing 101

    Social Distancing 101

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    Stolas <3
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've tried it, and can confirm that it works. My little impish friend is pretty cool.

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's OT and The Click! (please someone get that)

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even the devil would wear a mask!

    o_o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fiend is a nice guy when you get to know him but a goruchel is much more approachable and has less of an ego

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And... Don't forget to only summon demons who have been vaccinated at least twice within the last 500 years.

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    #15

    Iceland To Ireland Flow Chart

    Iceland To Ireland Flow Chart

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your name is Ike, you could live in Ikeland!

    ADDee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like one of Excel auto fills going wrong.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people think Iceland has so much ice, but never expect Ireland to have much ire?

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ireland and Iceland are both Islands. And Icelandic for Iceland is Ísland. An Isle is a small island but an aisle is not. Hope this clears this up for non-english speakers.

    Lama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think there was anything to clear up, it's just the alphabet 😅

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    The founder of the sub also values members who put in a bit of extra effort. One way that you can do this is to link the image to the original source, not just the source that reposted it somewhere else. Meanwhile, you can tag your post with flairs to help keep things orderly.

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    #16

    Atomic Symbols vs. American States

    Atomic Symbols vs. American States

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    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just realised, US states means united states states lol

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one of those things. As humans we can't stop ourselves saying PIN number or PAC code.

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least when I was a kid, you could address mail to the "state" of LI (Long Island/Lithium). I wonder how many other "unofficial" states were recognized by the post office. I know of several other proposed states that never came to be an official U.S. state: Sabine (Lousiana West of the Mississippi), Franklin (Eastern Tennessee), Lincoln (Western Idaho and Eastern Washington), Chicago (Cook County, IL), Little Egypt (Southern Illinois), Superior (Northern Michigan and sometimes parts of WIsconsin and even Minnesota), South Jersey, West New York, various proposals to divide Washington, Oregon, Texas and California.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally THIS MORNING I saw a headline about a proposal to annex Long Island in consideration for statehood. As a lifelong Long Island, and thus New York resident, I am not happy about this. Granted, it likely won't make it out of the committee but why would our elected officials even waste their time and our money on this nonsense? If anything, Staten Island makes a better candidate for statehood than Long Island, it's like it cut itself off from the planet somewhere around 1970. Anyway as you were saying...

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    Jilltdcatlady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great now I'm gonna forget what those chemicals are and go looking for california supplements

    Andrew Betts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Se"? That is not a state. The only two we have that start with S is South Dakota (SD) and South Virginia (SV)

    Andrew Betts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait I take that back. The text was fuzzy so I see it is "SC", and I forgot about the state South Carolina, not Virginia. I expect my stupid slap to come very soon.

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    lynne thorp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send it to Kamala Harris she loves Venn diagrams

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How bout just share it to a friend hoping to look vaguely smart

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you include Canadian provinces, you can add Nb to the middle.

    hi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what did u think it ment?

    Kar Red Roses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose the United Elements States should elect representatives and form a council!

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    Lyone Fein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need more states that begin with B.

    Disgruntled Pelican
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Petition to rename Arkansas to Barkansas and have the entire state be dog themed.

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    Pamela Keown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you live in AL - aluminum? Or MO -Molybdenum ---- both metals

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    #17

    Restaurant Ordering Preferences Around Africa

    Restaurant Ordering Preferences Around Africa

    reddit.com Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am currently trying to learn all the countries with their flags and capitals. Africa is especially hard for me. But that's the kind of additional information that helps me remember things.

    Lily from England
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You remind me of myself. I’ve spent my life in hospital, and have spent in learning all the flags and capitals. As well as their languages. I’ve only got 13 languages down, 9 fluently. But hopefully I’ll get there. 🙂Edit, I didn’t think this would impress people. I speak German, Italian, Greek, Polish, French, Spanish, Afrikaans, Swedish and Portuguese fluently. And then can get away in conversation with others. I find it fascinating learning other cultures and languages. Makes this world a better place. ❤️🙂

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha, Kenya believe it? I’m Ghana have to go there to check it out

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally lol’d. The kids were all, “WHY are you laughing?!” I showed them. They 🤷🏽‍♀️. I 🤦🏽‍♀️. Sigh.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Restaurant in Benin: "Is that for here or Togo?"

    Jill Hojnacki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember having to do that, as well as be able to draw them, back when I was in MS geography class. Do they still make you draw or label the capital location & major features (named mountain ranges, rivers, etc.?) I wish you good luck. It’s not easy. Try drawing them, yourself. Or, if you can’t draw well (I couldn’t then), get some thin paper and trace them. It may help.

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    #18

    Was Recommended To Post This Here Instead Of /Coolguides

    Was Recommended To Post This Here Instead Of /Coolguides

    olivedamage Report

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe it or not but this is actually what they're going for when they design cars. Humans like to see faces

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is my car not on here? It is literally a face, complete with the philtrum on the upper lip. 219873_124...2e1ae3.jpg 219873_124266177650444_484858_o-63f8bf62e1ae3.jpg

    ButFirstCoffee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer the suspicious vampire car thinks you're up to something Suspicious...ff0c7b.jpg Suspicious-vampire-car-thinks-youre-up-to-something-63f8e03ff0c7b.jpg

    Kar Red Roses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of those b***h face things sat in my next-door neighbors yard as a kid and terrorized me I used to hide when it came up the street. It was black too just like that one

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    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter and I have a game with this and it makes my morning to see this here!!!

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once turned my friends mazda miata into a cat with eyelashes over the head lights and whiskers on the bumper.

    Tim Crowhurst
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile you can recognise a Tesla because it's had its lips sewn shut, which I suspect some would recommend be done to Elon Musk.

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    #19

    Railway Map Of Antarctica

    Railway Map Of Antarctica

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    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs trains? Antarctica has an excellent subway system

    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And wouldn't you be able to find a souvenir shop? I want to bring something to my family.😅

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "stations not available in your continent. Please go to the next one"

    Jods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone somewhere is probably thinking “hmmm - I think I have a plan”.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this just another cruel joke?

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    #20

    A Better Bus Comparison

    A Better Bus Comparison

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    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting and informative.

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had blow-up versions of that at my grad. It was even more amazing than it sounds.

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    CrazyCatLady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m just curious how 20 people can drive 40 cars, the math does not math

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though I found it familiar. Here is the link (which I found fom redit) https://xkcd.com/2684/

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, I’m a big fan of honoring the source! 👍🏽

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wierd fact: as a New Yorker, I was slightly triggered by what looked at first to be illustrations of towers.

    Life’s A Beech
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want to watch 50 people in human-sized hamster balls.

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time i see XKCD out here

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hamster ball is clearly the superior vehicle!

    Brie Sansotta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone has too much time on their hands

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these people are definitely going somewhere

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    #21

    Are You Worth Kidnapping?

    Are You Worth Kidnapping?

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    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phew, being poor and ugly seems to have saved my bacon!

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get narrow escape, what about everyone else?

    Chewie Baron
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not kidnapping, it’s surprise adoption.

    Stolas <3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just got kidnapped lmao. help.

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious! Chest of drawers------->don't be ridiculous <------------dads a circus strongman

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard being overweight makes kidnapping difficult ... it should be a choice at the top as an adult.. response - you have enough trouble dear.

    Luna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get to join a gang of rogues!

    Doodles1983
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. Join theirs or strike out on our own?

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    thepinkrobot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you have enough troubles, my dear" LMAO

    lonelydino
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I love lemoney snicket book and shows and movies!

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    #22

    How To Send A Text If You're A Grizzly Bear

    How To Send A Text If You're A Grizzly Bear

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    Do-nut touch da donut
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, its very hard to type with toes/claws 😔.... but i have a donut😃

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    Carlos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cocaine bear strikes again

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So "voice to text" must be a modern advancement in an attempt to appease bears and cut back on maulings.

    A.Ham
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now I want a bear claw 🍩

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2. I believe the correct phrase is "right bear arms"

    Nadine Khazaka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That also sends a message, especially one like "what's for dinner" or "might run a little late but I'm bringing dessert".

    Maria D Lofton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you add some cocaine into the mix...you get a movie contract!

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    #23

    What The Fuck Is A Possum?

    What The Fuck Is A Possum?

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are all pictures of Opossums

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I was taught, am I wrong: “Both possum and opossum correctly refer to the Virginia opossum frequently seen in North America. In common use, possum is the usual term; in technical or scientific contexts opossum is preferred. Opossum can be pronounced with its first syllable either voiced or silent.” (From Merriam-Webster)

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    Andrea Baker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The American Opossum gets such a bad rep... they can look scary but are SO helpful to have around. They eat ticks!! They eat/clean up dead things! The look scary but don't attack... they get picked on by curious dogs etc, but the poor things just want to be left alone. I hope more people can learn to appreciate them. I've learned to love them, against my dog's wishes, but they no longer get to chase the "outside kitties"

    Salty.Hag
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A doctor once told me it was one of the best pets to have if you can find a good place to get it from. He told me what you said, many pros when having one.

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    Jill Hojnacki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used possums in the zoo as education animals. They once caught a younger (1-2yo) one on grounds and asked me to work with her to get her gentled to work with. That was fun. Took about a month to get her to relax enough to touch her, and at least one more before I could pick her up, but she did eventually make it into the program. They *will* break your heart, though. Even in captivity, with no predators, the perfect diet and veterinary care, living in quarters designed to be a possum heaven, a Virginia Possum only lives about 4 years.

    Reenzy Bennington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We are the ones who are playing alive" went really deep really fast.

    Doggo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The censorship is so good I can’t even tell what word it is🤷

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you're not sure, it's clearly spelled out in the title. Good work BP! 🤣

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    ဗSailor Moonဗ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was Camping in my backyard one night like the pathetic looser I am, and I was woken (?? Woken? Waken? Idk my brain is dead) up by an opossum next me me, screaming his heart out. The weird part is that he was looking at me, dead in the eye after.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animals pictured are OPOSSUMS. Also, TIL that Possum and Opossum are separate animals. I always thought it was a spelling mistake. The 'rat' tailed (bare) ones we have here in America are Opossum.

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol so did I. I was like shut up with your Opossum it's a possum! Then I googled it and had to admit I was wrong

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    Casey B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have horses, please please do your best to keep opossums away from them. Equine Protozoal Myeloencephalitis is a potentially devastating neurological disease that is primarily carried by the opossum. Keep your horse's feed and grain stored in sealed containers to help protect them.

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brushtail possums (the Aus ones) are only cute when they're not living in your roof OR stealing your camp food.

    Bored Bed Bug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did a double take and had to reread your comment because my mind added the letter n to the word Aus the first time around 🤣

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    #24

    Fahrenheit For Europeans

    Fahrenheit For Europeans

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    Panda Boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    List for Americans: 0 is ice, 100 is steam.

    RafCo (he/him/ele)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a list 100 is boiling, 50 is high desert flocks of vultures hot, 40 is too hot to go outside, 30 is beach weather, 20 is nice, 10 is wear a coat, 0 is watch for ice and stay inside.

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kelvin for all: 0 is cold, 100 - still cold

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kelvin: 273 K ... still f*****g cold.

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    Rahul Pawa
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Celsius for Americans -------- 30 is hot, 20 is nice, 10 is cold, 0 is ice. Edit: why the downvote? I just took the numbers from the post, converted to Celsius and rounded to the nearest 10.

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer the fahrenheit scale because there's less of a difference in temperature between each number. With the Celsius scale, there's a pretty big difference between 11 and 19, but on the Fahrenheit scale there is very little difference between 51 and 59. That means we can get away with only paying attention to the first digit. I don't need to know the exact temp, just the first digit.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I agree with you! Granted, as an American I've always only used Farenheit but I have attempted to understand Celcius numerous times, including while in Europe, and it feels so incredibly limited to me. Under the Farenheit scale, my skin/nervous system knows the difference between 60° and 75° without having to check the temperature. The first digit of the temp tells me everything I need to know about how to dress for the day and the to plan accordingly.

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    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kelvin for humans: Freezing = 272. Body Temp = 310. Wifey's preferred thermostat setting = 600.

    Headless Roaches Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    List for Wisconsinites: 90 is unbearable 70 is pretty much perfect 50 is shorts and hoodie weather 30 is jacket weather below zero is when it sucks to go to school

    Living Example
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be a sliding scale depending on age. Cold gets colder and hot gets hotter, and there comes a point where there is no "nice" zone.

    Kennethbush
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm…75, sitting under a shade tree, nice ocean breeze

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    Joolee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Celsius for Americans. 100 is boiling. 0 is freezing.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    90F with 100% humidity is VERY hot and can be dangerous. Anything 100+F with humidity can and will kill you. That's why we have AC! - So speaks a long time Texan

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    #25

    Australia Is Big

    Australia Is Big

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    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This fact is interesting.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is a good link to compare https://www.thetruesize.com/

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a similar one which had the whole of Europe plus UK and Ireland fitted inside Oz and it still only occupied half of it. Bear that in mind if you think you can visit it all in a few days

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone told an Englishman ""You could fit all of Great Britain in the state of Nebraska." The Englishman replied, "Why would I want to?"

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found this out just outta curiosity: With a land size of 7,682,300 sq km, Australia is only slightly smaller than the United States. It is the smallest continent on our planet and the 6th largest country. The United States is 9,833,517 sq km making it the fourth largest country in the world.

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So all those other places are in continent?

    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a reminder that it's not easy to visit all 48 contiguous states in one vacation. We may not travel to other countries because there's so much here we can't get to. If you've ever drove through Pennsylvania you know. I heard Texas is worse.

    Kar Red Roses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The drive across Pennsylvania is so long - it’s a looooong state. You go through mountains, under mountains, over rivers, through stretches of farms and forests. It’s very green in parts and also very industrial in places. The Penna turnpike is a wonderful innovation of the WPA from the Great Depression era - some of its original rest stops and toll booths still stand and have plaques, if you’re into history and that kinda thing.

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    SCamp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And something like 83% of us live on the east coast

    Gabby Ghoul
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try the thetruesize.com, very helpful in showing just how much a Mercator projection distorts sizes.

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    #26

    Told I Should Post Here

    Told I Should Post Here

    agwastyle Report

    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to understand it, but my head was fighting back.

    Do-nut touch da donut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its quite simple u see u take the tan of re times ore and u get pinneaple take the square root of that and you get jefferey but dont forget to carry the one and u get your answer = nOnsENsE

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    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to make little cars out of Oreos and Little Debbie Peanut Butter bars. I called them, "Oreo Speedwagon," because it was the 1980s, and I was a future Dad.

    Michelle Carlson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot the Morris Day & The Time part: Oh e Oh e Oh

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally I get to see a picture of the cookie featured in “Jungle Love” by The Time!

    Doggo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me looking in the comments to see if anyone solved it

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else sang Jungle Love "oh wee oh wee oh" when they read "oreoreo"? Just me? Ok. Bye.

    No Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The third equation is just the quadratic formula.

    Nastassja Abercrombie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but does it make sense from a mathematical/Oreo standpoint? What about the integration?

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    Must Be Bored Again
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ruined my Oreo moment by mentioning "he who shall not be named".

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    #27

    How Carry Your Tea Cup In Style?

    How Carry Your Tea Cup In Style?

    Metrobuss Report

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hands wrapped around the mug for warmth seems the more sensible one?!

    Celia T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or fingers through the handle, thumb the other direction. Maximize warmth, stability and able to wave the other hand. (Potter)

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not the tea cup you are drinking from.

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, you will never see a "true" posh of royal drinking tea with such flying fingers.

    anonymousBee422
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I go through the handle and lift up my pinkie?

    Con O Cuinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've yet to hold a mug I could get 4 fingers through comfortably

    Celia T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite mug is two fingers straight through, two below the handle, thumb the other direction. (Thank you Kelly) Visit a potter, we love making handles that work.

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    Jods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those aren’t tea cups, they’re mugs.

    ARTHUR HENSLEY
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dun dun dundundundundun dundun dadadadaaa

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    #28

    Nice Tits

    Nice Tits

    SteveJB313 Report

    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Itty bitty titty committee

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great tits have been chirping all morning here 😂

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought this as an awesome shirt for my hubby a couple of years ago! Teepublic has it, if you're interested. Christmas-...cad521.jpg Christmas-2020-Georges-Nice-Tits-shirt-63f9109cad521.jpg

    Maciej Zajaczkowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How was this not censored by bored panda!

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've just realized that the chickadees in the tree outside my window are showing they're tits.

    Philly Bobcat
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pic nail-tit....

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once said to a colleague who didn’t know birds, “there are a pair of great tits out the window.” He ran and looked.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do we know they are all nice? For example, if a British person says someone is a 'great tit' I don't think they mean nice.

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    #29

    Comprehensive Guide To Catgirl Ears

    Comprehensive Guide To Catgirl Ears

    Birdy_Cephon_Altera Report

    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really understand this fashion of wearing artificial ears, but I like the last picture the most.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a personal level, my furry years came about due to a growing feeling of disappointment and dislike of humans that culminated in me deciding, "That's it. Eff it. I hate humans and I'm ashamed to be one. Imma be a WOLF." XD but on a real note, most furries identify with animals more than they do with other humans, and try to express on the outside how they feel on the inside/who they are inside. Hence, wearing animal ears and a tail, or just ears, or sometimes a whole fursuit XD That's just the furry perspective; there are other groups of people who wear animal ears for other reasons!

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone looks cuter with cat ears. It's just a fact.

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't upvote this enough, that last picture! I'm in tears!

    Loonie Toonie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer to hide the human ears but that's just me

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ??? : You have not unlocked this character. Finish the quest or pay 50000 golf coins to unlock.

    No Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo BP, you're missing the best half of this graphic.

    Erin S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat with human ears is kind of mole-like.

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    #30

    Very Handy Baby Growth Guide

    Very Handy Baby Growth Guide

    StonyTark3000 Report

    sproutdidydoodah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want to know about that one terrible night in september.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do not want to know about that one terrible night in September. October on the other hand…

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my partner was pregnant and everyone asked me what I was hoping for I'd answer "Dinosaur, but I'll probably get a human". All I want is a dinosaur to ride to work like in Dino-Riders. I'd trick him out with lasers and s**t, it would be awesome.

    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what was that smurf getting up to in the woods?

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to have to disagree on the babies ideally weighing 8 pounds for delivery though

    thepinkrobot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .045 Kutcher should be a unit of measurement for lots of things

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna know the tragic story of the regret smurf

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to know what it felt like to get high on black tar heroin, so I looked it up on Reddit. I came across a post from a person who wrote about trying heroin for the first time, saying it was good and they really enjoyed it. People warned them that they would become addicted to drugs. The OP waved off the concerns, and thought they would be fine. I looked at their other posts because I was curious about them and apparently they did actually become addicted to drugs after that, and went to a psych hospital and rehab. Idk what the point of this comment is, other than drugs and addictions are scary.

    Lia is a platypus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many platypi would 1/22 of Ashton Kutcher be?

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    #31

    Helpful Guide On Canada’s Provinces

    Helpful Guide On Canada’s Provinces

    TragdorTheBurninator Report

    Larry XK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL even Toronto hates Toronto

    Bertha Madott
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in Toronto. MY PARENTS were born in Toronto (both dead now alas). Papa emigrated to Toronto from the old country in 1901. Nonie came in 1904. We all self-identify as Italian.

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    Shifty McFlea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So in other words, Newfoundland is amazing and the best Canadian province. Gotcha

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on. We're aware of Manitoba. We use it as a threat to get kids to act civilized.

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canada likes Montreal because it is very bilingual there. Quebec does not like it kinda for the same reason, as we have quite a history with the english and trying to keep our language. Still, funny to hear us switch languages in one sentence.

    Life’s A Beech
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quebecer here, this is actually wrong. The rest of Quebec doesn’t like Montreal because like Toronto they think they’re in charge of the whole province. Also, you’ll find that Anglophones are treated better in Quebec City than MTL.

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    alberta mountainmum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I hate getting grouped in with the rest of Alberta. I'm walking distance from alberta/b.c./u.s border. Soooo no man's land?

    Life’s A Beech
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear you, I’m from Quebec and I hate how all of us are grouped into the “hate the rest of Canada” group.

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    Brianna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm - All facts about Alberta are accurate xD

    Pudgy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody in Alberta is not a red-necked, Conservative bible-thumping separatist. But you’d never know it if you look at main stream media.

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    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So nobody likes Toronto? How rude. Never been there myself. Adore Canada tho. Does going to Victoria B.C. count?! It was clean and beautiful.

    Life’s A Beech
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Victoria definitely counts! Gorgeous city, I love Vancouver island.

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    #32

    Top 12 States!

    Top 12 States!

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    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very cute. I'm on top, In the left hand corner 😀

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be pedantic, Hawaii is also a top state. There are no other states above it.

    Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to the curvature of the earth Alaska is above Hawaii.

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of which have horrible winters with tons of snow storms, ice storms, actual blizzards. Spring and summer lasts about 3-4 months total. Fall, 3-4 weeks. The rest is winter. If you like cold, move there. If not, move south at least 3 states

    CatchTheWind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida: The bottom two percent.

    No Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only assuming top = north. If human civilization were concentrated in the southern hemisphere, we'd probably have south as "up".

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what about Ohio, Hawaii, and Pennsylvania ?

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    #33

    The Pointer Sisters' Mountain Of Excitement

    The Pointer Sisters' Mountain Of Excitement

    jdignon Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 0: Me. I am marginally interested. There are no steps after that.

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget that you shouldn't even think about tomorrow. Sweet memories will last a long long time.

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're all gone now. RIP, Anita, Bonnie, and June. __ 🙁

    Marja Berisa
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step number 5, reaching the very apex of excitement and communicate it with gusto: "Ooh yeah!!!"

    Wintermute
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so corporate America that I want to cry.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL that Jessie Spano never left the base of the mountain. Stay away from drugs, kids.

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    #34

    How To Not Get A Ticket

    How To Not Get A Ticket

    TecDeveloper Report

    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was for drivers not officers 😂

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Aboriginal so there's more %5000 chance of a ticket, arrest and a good chance of getting assaulted. Coppers don't like my mob much

    No Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So like African Americans except you might escape with your life because the cop knows he probably can't claim you had a gun.

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot the one that makes it obvious you just had your eyes dilated at the optometrists office and probably shouldn't be driving......

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These glasses are for the police officers, not drivers

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    circular john lennon glasses: will be shot on sight due to police not liking hippies. /jk

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @censor forgot mr potato head glassses attached to Abe Lincolns tophat. Too soon? I'll see myself out.

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    No Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Title should read "are you getting a ticket?"

    Gaber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought you were talking about the drivers, not the officers. LOL!

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm picturing a bald guy for all of these

    Mickysixxx
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    2 years ago

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    #35

    I’ve Seen A Lot Of Ufos Actually

    I’ve Seen A Lot Of Ufos Actually

    198boblob Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you condone it, or do you object.

    Lance LaRocque
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What many people fail to understand is that is does not have to be extraterrestrial in origin.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it a one eyed, one horn flying purple people eater?

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If its not flying its a UO.

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    #36

    Big Brain

    Big Brain

    flameyboii Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but what if i am gay

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell your parents that you're quitting school because you and another teenager are going to have a baby. After about a week, reveal that your beloved is in fact the same sex as you so there's no pregnancy to worry about.

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    A Bi-Cycle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instructions misunderstood, parents have got me a s/o of the same gender

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Happily married for 6 years, but won't give my parents the satisfaction'

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    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will only work on parents of a certain generation. If my son did this I'd just be confused, not relieved.

    M. William Bell
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if my parents aren't homophobic monsters?

    Black Dragon -RHO-
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the dont accept you because you are gay…?

    Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone will take you in. Are you searching for someone to call family or a friend?

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    Allen Packard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend go through this. We all just assumed he was closeted. No big deal. When he's ready, he's ready. Nope. Really into Goth girls and he tried to keep that a secret as that he was a lawyer.

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or date one of the Island Boys for three days and then switch for desiree boyfriend. In case you're a guy date a Kardashian or whatever woman connected to the clan, works the same.

    Reenzy Bennington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need context. How old are you and your boyfriend/girlfriend and what is your boyfriend/girlfriend like? Does your relationship have a negative effect on your studies/life/personality? Why are your parents ignorant jerks?

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    #37

    A Comprehensible Guide To Hybrid Meals

    A Comprehensible Guide To Hybrid Meals

    M_rld Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST AND ELEVENSES AND AFTERNOON TEA???

    RyanRyanRyan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snunkerist is going into my work calendar.

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could use a good snunkerist right now, I’m starving

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    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winner, winner, chicken sinner

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently most days I have Sinner in the evening. Or I am a sinner in the evening? WAIT--

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The proper term for "lreack" is "elevensies."

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah, okay hold on while I figure it out

    Aristan Maranichi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain can't process knowledge this sacred

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    #38

    Most Used Word In Each State

    Most Used Word In Each State

    rabbitoncrack Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the most common word in Texas is, 'Y'all. 🤔

    howdylee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    especially in Ohio, brainwashed fools think it's THEE ohio state university.

    Kelsey Rivera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who lives in Hawaii I can confirm that the is not the most used word here is is da' like "da' kine" or "Huuuiiiiiiiii where da' heck did you put my phone"

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know ... GA are most used word could be "Hey" it means hello and what are you doing ... stop it

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised, I thought several would be "guns" several "Bible" amongst these

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    #39

    Life Hack

    Life Hack

    payden_cromwell Report

    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crocodiles will see you in a while, alligators will see you later

    un-izzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you immediately relate this to another post, you are on BP far too often (I'm pretty sure this was recent, but I was going through old posts today, so I dunno)

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One you see later and the other you see in a while.

    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All mothers will appreciate this.

    Telepathetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about Crocogators and Allidiles ?

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crocogators will see you if you’re a waiter, Allidiles will see you after a Lyle.

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    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad bc all i think of is that this actually happened at Disney World to a 3yr old. Several yrs ago. Signs posted. Dont recall all the details but i think he went swimming with parents permission or wandered off. Very very sad. Scary too. So not the happiest place on Earth.

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    #40

    Just Fuck My S**t Up

    Just Fuck My S**t Up

    reddit.com Report

    CrazyKnitter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh oh. I definitely did #6 to my husband 🤭

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought the cheap clippers. 2nd time in my life I went bald scince birth.

    Jan Dunn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Crystal maze should be last, they all end up that way eventually. Once the panic dies down.

    Nastassja Abercrombie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this meant lockdown, like prison.

    Steve Bowman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Robocop one could also be called Tuvok.

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sick fade made me laugh. I've seen so many of these.

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    #41

    Guide To Breakfasts From Around The World

    Guide To Breakfasts From Around The World

    rabbitoncrack Report

    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is misinformation!! Everyone knows beans and sadness is for lunch 😤

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a peruvian, i will debink this myth, our to go breakfast is the 1979 Ford Pinto, it has such and explosive taste.

    Lollipop Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, greetings, fellow peruvian. Our kind is not too common in this site

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a resident of Great Britain, the official weekday breakfast is cold toast and resentment. Beans and sadness is only for weekends.

    Best Behave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Deborah. I thought you said President of Britain. I was asking “how long was I asleep?”

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    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm British, my breakfast is toast and regret

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When do you take the side of quiet desperation? At elevenses?

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm American. Most mornings it's oatmeal and resentment.

    Best Behave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone know that Britain is cocoa pops and a barely discernible feeling of disquiet

    Mara Is… A Surgeon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend is Peruvian, I should ask to confirm

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what are you having for breakfast?

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    #42

    Rocks Are Made Up

    Rocks Are Made Up

    snbrd512 Report

    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The potato crystal will attract Irish people as well

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, Apatites are only choking hazards if you eat them, but then again, I always want to eat whenever I have an apatite.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh FFS take my upvote and have a fantastic day.

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did crystals become a thing beyond their natural beauty and use? "Help I've been hit by truck"; "hold this Amethyst"

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throwing s**t at the wall and see what sticks, add in some coincidence, magical thinking, confirmation bias, and the good old placebo effect.

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    Chi Pm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes no sense whatsoever; I like it.

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shall keep potato in my sock from now on, O Wise And Powerful Lord

    Celia T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was very young the St Louis Zoo had a Toucan that would wander around in the Bird House I think. Scared the stuffin ‘ outta me.

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    Pirate narwhal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is amazing I can't explain it in words

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    #43

    Which Joker Is Your Favorite? I’m Partial To ‘89 Jack Nicholson

    Which Joker Is Your Favorite? I’m Partial To ‘89 Jack Nicholson

    SteveJB313 Report

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorites are the 1992 animated series (Mark Hamill) and the 2008 The dark knight(Heath Ledger) because of how the actors portrayed/voiced them and really got into the role

    Daffydillz~
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heath Ledger's Joker was completely off the rails. He was, by far, the scariest with his pathological behaviors, for me. He felt like he could be a living nightmare. He was the only one to not have a cartoonish quality until Phoenix but Ledger is my number one by leaps and bounds.

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    Froynlaven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1966 Caesar Romero, (Yes I'm old). Mark Hamill and Heath Ledger

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joaquin and Heath Ledger. Both are iconic.

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    66 hands down, Batman doesnt dance enough anymore

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, the former President!

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @timbob aka dumbo more so then joker. Joker gives him credit

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    89 Jack. The Heath one was far too much of an affectation and his untimely death makes people remember it better than it was. But obviously Mark Hamill is the best one.

    Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joker was in endgame..? WHAAAA

    Stone.Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the one from 2012 is absolutely terrifying

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    #44

    Is It A Valid Complaint Or Just Whining?

    Is It A Valid Complaint Or Just Whining?

    SlurpyBanana Report

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't agree with the case being made 😩

    No Name
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    2 years ago

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    #45

    Use Color Coordination To Improve Your PC

    Use Color Coordination To Improve Your PC

    rabbitoncrack Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you agree with the case being made?

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a red one, it was the worst piece of c**p I ever had the displeasure to own, couldn't even play minecraft without it restarting of its own accord. My new one has one tiny blue light just to show it's on!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer my PCs opaque, thank you.

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is just... a relaxing unobtrusive black with a tiny dark blue power light. All those light-ups above would give me a headache after a (short) while, tbh.

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine has a green strip of LEDs in it... came that way. One day when I update it, it'll be rainbow all the way. Either that, or RGB LEDs so I can change the colours to suit my moods.

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehehehehehe gamer shenanigans

    Mat Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true; I recently installed a load of RGB fans and have gone full unicorn vomit and games run a lot better. The fact that I also upgraded my graphics card is probably just a coincidence.

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    #46

    Instructions On How To Prevent A Tick Bite (How To Fight Ticks In Original)

    Instructions On How To Prevent A Tick Bite (How To Fight Ticks In Original)

    lakmus85_real Report

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had it wrong all these years!

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tomoe nage is the name of the technique.

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are about that big in the southern US

    RafCo (he/him/ele)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not enough legs, ticks are arachnids, not insects.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The diagram makes it look easy, but I've lost a few good friends. Be alert!

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I misread "a thick bite".

    Bad Ass69
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to think I've been using bear grease for all this time! Darn it.

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    #47

    A Map

    A Map

    Mavsnash33 Report

    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone bored in geography class?

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Departement of censoring on holiday?

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    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Alaska is separated, shouldn't it be "U C U M"?

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In that case, we have to include Hawaii so it would actually be UCUMU.

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    Carlos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This upCUMing world cup will be lit.

    Quinn Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a while to realize 🫢

    Life’s A Beech
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US is in the middle of the sandwich.

    Maxwell Kranicz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this meme so many times now

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always forget how far away alaska is.

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never realised that until now and I wont be able to forget it even if i tired.

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    #48

    Guide To Mispronounced Carmakers

    Guide To Mispronounced Carmakers

    notbob1959 Report

    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who read all that and said it in their head too?

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BMW is pronounced "Twat mobile" in many places

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more like Folks vah ghen

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drive a Folks-vah-ghen! (a Eurovan!) XD Though here in the U.S., most people just refer to them by pronouncing the initials "VW".

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    The Bearded Llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom had a Hyundai and she called it a High-un-die.

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK they're running a tv ad campaign to say Hyundai as hun day. To be fair I'm with your mum, I didn't know any different.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK pedant time. "Renault" has a uvular R. More like "Gheno". Koenigsegg. Not quite. Kernig- is more accurate. Peugeot: not quite. More like Per-zho. Volkswagen: not quite. You do say the Ell. Fawl-ks-vah-gn. Hyundai have recently released a correct pronunciation guide. Apparently it is Hyoon-day (say the h and the y, like hy- in huge). Not Hun-day. Bee-em-vee, not quite. More like Bay-em-veh. Source: me, speak french and german.

    Anita
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, I had a Peugeot and you definitely don't call it Per-zho... there is no r in the name or the way you pronounce it.

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only people I know who pronounce porche as porsh-ah are the ones driving them. To the rest of us it's porsh, unless you are Janis Joplin, then it's porshey. I'm done, lol.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I want to make one of these but for fashion designers. Ralph Lauren, for example. His last name is like the woman's name, not law-REN, as some people insist on pronouncing it. Versace: ver-SAH-che. Givenchy: zhee-vahn-SHEE. Moschino: moh-SKEE-no. Louboutin: loo-boo-TAHN. Louis Vuitton: lwee vwee-TAHN.

    Larry XK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even pronounce Ford correctly

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not saying you're wrong, but I will continue the wrong pronunciations because that is definitely a w not a v and porsh sounds better EDIT: All of this is imo, I understand they're german brands

    Dave M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you speak German the "W" has a "V" sound.

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    #49

    Graph Of The Number Of States In The Us Since 1969

    Graph Of The Number Of States In The Us Since 1969

    rabbitoncrack Report

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird to think that the last two states and I are almost the same age.

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister was born in 1959. I like to tell her she's older than Hawaii.

    Celia T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking of it that way when I tell the kids a work I’m older than dirt I am correct!

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    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be more, Washington DC and PR at least. Whatever happened to “no taxation without representation”?

    Terra Raizor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The town I live in was made before my state was officially a state.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The prospect of Puerto Rico becoming the 51st state is being kicked around again.

    Dave M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since 1960? Why not say 1970, or 1980? Last state added, Hawaii, was in 1959. Also in 1959 was Alaska but it came before Hawaii. Hince the TV show Hawaii 50 which was about the Hawaiian state police. Which in turn is the reason for the term "5-oh" when referring to the police.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dave, you can make your own picture, and it can have any years you want on it.

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    #50

    Ah Yes, The 8 Simple Steps To Your Own Game Engine!

    Ah Yes, The 8 Simple Steps To Your Own Game Engine!

    agamemn-off Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To some degree I have done all of those. How come I still don't have a game engine?

    RafCo (he/him/ele)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never built a rendering engine. I've done only one project with OpenGL. Also, there are open source math engines and gaming engines, so why build your own unless you're looking for something really specific.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 9. Your language of choice in step 2 is deprecated as "old fashioned" and you have to rewrite everything in the new fashionable language.

    RafCo (he/him/ele)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, C/C++ is still the language of choice for most gaming engines. Rust is popular too, but if bet most gaming engines are still written in C. PyGame is a good one for python, and it's written entirely in C, and that language is fifty years old.

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    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help I failed number 8 and am flying past the sky box at several times light speed.

    Saj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my weekend sorted 👌

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will leave you with a terrible interface though, missing steps like 9. learn UX and so on.

    HoneyBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait!!! I'm still on Step 1.

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    9. Step 9: Use Unity or Unreal.

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    #51

    Gang Signs

    Gang Signs

    Dewdeaux Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time someone drives past with a booming exhaust only drowned out by their music I make the micro-penis gesture.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👆 loser sign 👈👉 point to loser

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did this make me laugh go much...LOL

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    #52

    Chores For Kids!

    Chores For Kids!

    Juan_Dollar_Taco Report

    Red Lotus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come the kid isn't at doctor by 5?? Or an engineer at least? This is the bare minimum! FAILURE!! /s

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was raised in a Hispanic family. Can confirm that this is (kind of) true. Though I WAS working at the family business by the time I was 12... XD

    Hannah Marshall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is "God" blanked out in "So help me god you're starting over"?

    ._.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did BP censor g0d? Also have fun mopping the dog.

    Carlos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before the industrial revolution this was way more accurate

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    #53

    Ate A Bag Of Ferrous Sulfate. Thought They Were Red Hots

    Ate A Bag Of Ferrous Sulfate. Thought They Were Red Hots

    reddit.com Report

    Genericist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a staff nurse, I found a tablet on the floor of my apartment one day and started panicking. "What tablet is this? Who did I not give it to?! What if it's really important??". Took me about an hour and preparing a therapeutic british cuppa to realise it was a Canderel sweetener.

    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that what Smarties look like in the US? Genuine question - in Europe they look like the chocolate M&Ms

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I have a friend who lives in Canada; apparently Smarties there also look like chocolate M&Ms. But here in the US, they are chalky, crunchy discs of dubious and uncertain flavor. XD

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    Red Lotus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are Good N'Plenty and Good N'Fruity attempting to murder people?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't understand how they are legal in the US when Kinder eggs aren't.

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    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also was confused by the Smarties. In Europe they are chocolate filled M&M lookalikes, in the US they are tablet candy, like these candy-necklaces, stacked and packed in foil.

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could say Smarties lookalikes. "Smarties were released by Roundtree in the UK in 1937. M&Ms followed a few years later in 1941". I honestly didn't know M&Ms were that old!

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smarties look a lot different in Canada and the UK.

    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in australia it's illegal to have candy in the shape of dangerous things. For example, there are no spray lollies, so kids don't eat from poisonous spray cans

    Genericist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's a spray lolly? I assume we have the same thing in the UK as I've never heard of one!

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    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the the right stuff, you'll see, smell, touch, hear, and BE the rainbow!

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    WordNerdTali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Canada, we call what Americans refer to as Smarties Rockets

    HBrown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self: don't eat anything starting with "Good N".

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    #54

    Not Much More To Say

    Not Much More To Say

    Yeet_Boi21 Report

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we're both touching the stick, we're still spreading germs. I think it's much more hygienic to each have a stick and do a light saber motion as a form of greeting.

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to have a bigger purse if I'm going to carry my own toilet seat.

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #3 just reminded me of Sheriff from Mr Pickles

    Red Lotus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope there aren't any idiots out there who'd actually try this...

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    #55

    Indiana Threat Map

    Indiana Threat Map

    reddit.com Report

    Sanchi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be for Ohio, Indiana is fine

    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what someone living in Indiana would say. ;)

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    The Bearded Llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that IS where Hawkins is located… *demogorgan shriek*

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never knew people in Indiana ... were planning a takeover? Nice to know (a person living in Georgia).

    Sunflower_Bee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funny thing is is that I want to move to Georgia (person in Indiana) :D

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    Sven Grammersdorf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a lifelong Hoosier, I can attest to the validity of this map

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people in West Virginia seem to be over-reacting a bit.

    A C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bwahahah!!! This one makes me laugh!

    liam dexter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are secret hidden words in this map.. below TX and to the right of AK, there's "HI" and at the very top right corner, "ME"

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    #56

    This Should Really Help Put The Population In Perspective

    This Should Really Help Put The Population In Perspective

    HardAlmond Report

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to check it, because could not believe The population of India and China being roughly the same. It is... and comparing the size of the country is sad...

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised me, too ... when I was in school (til 03), India had like 3/4 of China's population. Even more surprising, this year India is predicted to take over the lead role, due to China dealing with the fallout of one-child-policy and abandonement of unwanted girls, resulting in an overly male age cohort of the birth years of like 197X to 200Y, resulting in a low birth rate. The rapidly growing middle class, who won't need to breed 10 children to have enough of them reaching adulthood to have someone to care for you once you're old, does its trick here like everywhere before. Child survival rate is what is to improve to stop overpopulation, sounds not that logic at first, but does work. Look up any country, any time, once they left having a cripplingly poor population by advanced schools, med, technology, the mass production of babies was taken off their womens' back ... or belly, to be precise. India will overtake this year ... India, while far from a free democracy, is a lot less advanced into the controlling dictatorship every dystopian novel and China are displaying, so in order to keep the model of widespread wealth and individual rights along with solidarity and stuff in a place to be able to continue working, India should be the natural and seeked for ally of the so-called west (that includes, depending on how it is defined, some asian countries anyway - Japan, South Korea, ...). The West & China will not go on like before ... oh man, I could write thousands of pages on that, either consisting of collected facts I assume may be relevant, or my opinion and conclusion about that, but ... wanna stay free? Better have a society that outperforms at least some competitors in major regards like technology and economic strength (not only performance, but reliability, robustness, reslience against crisis - we fail at that point currently, and the only real impact is we're gifting away a handful of tanks and can't get ridiculously cheap gas anymore - imagine, when that already takes that much a toll that I as an engineer, sought-for job, realistically think about being a self-employed artist with just SOME talent in gemoetric-graphic art ... I'm by no means on par with Escher ... anyway, yeah, that surprised me as well...

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    Jcusack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STOP GLOBAL WARMING!! NUKE CHINA AND INDIA!!____(clearly a joke people)

    #57

    How (Not) To Make Tea

    How (Not) To Make Tea

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    David Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Yorkshireman man.....this is illegal and you'll be charged for Treason. The punishment is being hung off a lamp post by your testicles.

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please avert your eyes from this monstrosity.

    Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some things you don't joke about...

    sproutdidydoodah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey british people I MICROWAVE MY TEA

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you microwave a brown liquid that is almost entirely unlike tea. But you do you (I hate tea so have no dog in this fight)

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    Rachknits
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs a trigger warning

    Procrastinating....
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair it is titled how NOT to make tea...but my eyes skipped over that the first time.... but yes this is an abomination

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not a fan of milk in tea ... shudders ... American

    Iampenny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooooooooooooooooo! The words Tea and Microwave should NEVER be used in the same sentence, unless it's to say "Don't make tea in the microwave"

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    #58

    Totally Useless But Mildly Interesting

    Totally Useless But Mildly Interesting

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So there's where the memes came from.

    Cal the dragon (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Imagine Dragons were there, we would get some real gems.

    GOODLUCK JOSHUA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if there could be a cartoonizing app to this, please give me link! 😂😂😂

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked this more than a lot of the others.

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    #59

    The Spectrum Of Acceptability Of A Leg Fetish

    The Spectrum Of Acceptability Of A Leg Fetish

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    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bit by the poo dispenser is most respectable

    Anna Demkovych
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, a knee fetish is mildly respectable?

    Gatorman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    decreasingly soft is lest respectable

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    #60

    "Free As In Beer/Speech": A Helpful Infographic

    "Free As In Beer/Speech": A Helpful Infographic

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    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences, it means you won't be killed or imprisoned for criticising the government

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, too many people think it means "I can be as obnoxious and rude as I like and you can't call me out on it!"

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    #61

    Plural Of Dish

    Plural Of Dish

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    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems wrong. Or maybe i'm missing something

    kathoco
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is wrong. The joke is that dish works like fish because they rhyme.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah this is incorrect. Dish is not an irregular plural. This diagram is correct for FISH.

    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes no sense whatsoever

    No Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a joke based on the usage of fish and fishes. Dish and dishes just happen to rhyme.

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think this is incorrect. More than 1 of anything makes it plural. 2 plates- dishes, 1 pl & 1 saucer - dishes.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What other bullsh!t will they dish up next?

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So when a bunch of them are left at the table ... the same type ... I have to say to my family, "Bring the dish to the kitchen"?

    Dan Holden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And once you brought them to the kitchen you can proceed to wash the dish.

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    #63

    Wouldnt Say This Is A S**tty Guide But Still, I Think It Belongs Here, Covid-19 Survival Guidelines By Andrew Tarusov

    Wouldnt Say This Is A S**tty Guide But Still, I Think It Belongs Here, Covid-19 Survival Guidelines By Andrew Tarusov

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hellooooooooooooooo Nurse. Goodnight everybody.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry I didn't really read any of this but my 50s comicbook flashback meter was going off like mad.

    Gatorman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This works on any man over the age of 60 born in former confederate states

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    #64

    Christianity Family Tree

    Christianity Family Tree

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    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a Catholic one though...

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All catholics are Christians but not all christians are catholic

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    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. It’s a Trinity, and Mary isn’t a part of it (unless you’re Catholic, then she’s a huge part of it).

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    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm w/Stephen Hawking: "Science is increasingly answering questions that used to be the province of religion." Bill Maher: "Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It's nothing to be admired."

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...Jesus' wife, Mary Magdalene??? Darnit....Tom Hanks lied to us!!!

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    #65

    A Handy Sign Language Guide, Made By An Ai

    A Handy Sign Language Guide, Made By An Ai

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    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh?

    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biblically accurate sign language.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don 't know which Jonas brother that is, but he's pissed me off with this

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picture AIs "written language" is whack

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And BP didn't censor a single one? Shocking!

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last picture ... so I have to put my "pinky finger" in a blender to make this hand sign?

    MacToast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know how the word "moist" makes people upset? that's how this "art" makes me feel.....

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    #66

    How To Escape Killer Bees By Patrick Hutchison

    How To Escape Killer Bees By Patrick Hutchison

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    hi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bees wait for you to get out of the water tho

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the point. This lists all the things you should NOT do.

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    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to avoid a bear attack: Grab the cubs. Mommy bear won't risk hurting her babies so you're safe. (Disclaimer: This is sarcasm. Do not do this, but passing this advice to your enemies is up to you).

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 6: carry epipen & use

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    #67

    Did I Follow Yesterday's Top Cool Guide Correctly?

    Did I Follow Yesterday's Top Cool Guide Correctly?

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    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picture could have been done better

    Blue_Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry but I really can’t see itt

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