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I was on a payphone and a Turkey walked out of the woods. Bit me on the back of the knee turned around and walked back into the woods.
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My brother was injured in a training accident in the Israeli army. It wasn't life threatening but it was a pretty messy injury that needed immediate care. For some reason the base commander tried to hide the injury and refused to send my brother to the hospital. Instead he sent him to the camp medic who took one look at my brother and said "here, have some morphine and holy god I'm going to call for help". My brother asked him to call my mom. My mom, a military police major at the time, commandeered a helicopter along with a squad of MP's. She then flew up into Lebanon where my brother was based, landed in the middle of his base, ordered her way into the medical tent while setting the MP's outside as guards, loaded my brother into the chopper and evacced him out. To be fair, she's a great mom who usually lets us fail on our own, but you asked for helicopter parenting examples and it doesn't get more helicopter parent than actually commandeering an armed helicopter to go take care of your son!
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I was on a payphone and a Turkey walked out of the woods. Bit me on the back of the knee turned around and walked back into the woods.anon reply
My brother was injured in a training accident in the Israeli army. It wasn't life threatening but it was a pretty messy injury that needed immediate care. For some reason the base commander tried to hide the injury and refused to send my brother to the hospital. Instead he sent him to the camp medic who took one look at my brother and said "here, have some morphine and holy god I'm going to call for help". My brother asked him to call my mom. My mom, a military police major at the time, commandeered a helicopter along with a squad of MP's. She then flew up into Lebanon where my brother was based, landed in the middle of his base, ordered her way into the medical tent while setting the MP's outside as guards, loaded my brother into the chopper and evacced him out. To be fair, she's a great mom who usually lets us fail on our own, but you asked for helicopter parenting examples and it doesn't get more helicopter parent than actually commandeering an armed helicopter to go take care of your son!Get Ready To Dial Up The Charm With Your New Sweater Dress — It's The Ultimate Partner-In-Style For Lattes, Late Nights, And Every Leaf-Crunching Step In Between
Game Night Gets A Romantic Twist With The Intimacy Deck, Perfect For Helping Any Couple Rekindle The Spark And Keep The Conversation Flowing
Fill This 'I Wrote A Book About You' Book With Quirky Anecdotes And Cherished Memories To Create A One-Of-A-Kind Personal Gift That Tells Your Own Uniquely Wonderful Love Story!
Delve Into Cinematic History With This Bucket List 100 Movies Scratch-Off Poster - Perfect For Bonding Over Beloved Films!
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