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Lyoness

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Wife, Mother, Daughter, Friend (in that order). Writer, Nihilist, Geek, Dreamer, Social Introvert.

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Lyoness • commented on 6 posts 1 week ago

Parents Share The Moments They Realized Their Kids Might Be Horrible People (35 Posts)

I just spit out my coffee. Thanks for that.

Parents Share The Moments They Realized Their Kids Might Be Horrible People (35 Posts)

Why are a 23 and 26 year old still living at home?

Parents Share The Moments They Realized Their Kids Might Be Horrible People (35 Posts)

I'd love to know what the consequences were.

Parents Share The Moments They Realized Their Kids Might Be Horrible People (35 Posts)

Psychopath, not sociopath, and research shows it's often genetic.

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Lyoness • upvoted 7 items 1 week ago

60 Interesting Facts That Are Better Than Watching The News

Well, that $7,111 might cover his textbooks the first semester.

60 Interesting Facts That Are Better Than Watching The News

I think she had a crush on her daughter's underage boyfriend and was jealous. After the daughter and the boyfriend broke up, Kendra then went after his new girlfriend which was a year after he'd broke up with her daughter.

60 Interesting Facts That Are Better Than Watching The News

Well, that $7,111 might cover his textbooks the first semester.

60 Interesting Facts That Are Better Than Watching The News

They could have given the kid $7711. Just sayin'.

60 Interesting Facts That Are Better Than Watching The News

This is not a feel good story.

Parents Share The Moments They Realized Their Kids Might Be Horrible People (35 Posts)

Five hours? After five minutes I would have given her something to scream about.

Parents Share The Moments They Realized Their Kids Might Be Horrible People (35 Posts)

Normalise the expression 'put a donut on it' to describe awkward attempts to hide s**t situations.

"I Feel Rejected": Dad Reveals 18YO Is Mom's Affair Child And Won't Get College Funds, He’s Aghast

Dad's as bad as mom. He should have just dumped her back than rather than wait & hurt her by hurting her son.

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Lyoness • upvoted 8 items 2 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, AITA For Going to Court Because My Brother Didn’t Inform Me About Mom?

What do you mean “contest the estate”? Given there’s an estate lawyer involved who hasn’t yet contacted you, doesn’t that mean the estate is in probate? Until probate is completed, you have no legal right to help yourself to sentimental items, regardless of value. If the house has been left to both of you but there’s a clause giving your brother lifetime right of tenancy, you’re SOL in attempting to force a sale. I strongly suggest you read and understand the will before going for a knee jerk reaction. I’m deeply sympathetic to your pain, if my sibling didn’t tell me that dad had cancer, then died, because he told her not to, d**n straight I’d be hysterical with rage. But, as a nurse, you know your mom had the legal right to give instructions that her medical condition not be communicated to you. Obviously, there’s no legal obligation on your brother, yet you must understand that familial relationship, no matter how close, doesn’t entitle you to medical information. By your own words, “… this time she took it to an extreme.” She took away your chance to make things right. But you can’t take out your pain on her for her decision so you’re displacing it as anger onto your brother for respecting her wishes. I’m really sorry for your loss.

Hey Pandas, AITA For Going to Court Because My Brother Didn’t Inform Me About Mom?

This is just one side of the story and the whole family sounds dysfunctional. Wish I could side with the OP, but there's just not enough information about the people involved or the situation.

Hey Pandas, AITA For Going to Court Because My Brother Didn’t Inform Me About Mom?

This is just one side of the story and the whole family sounds dysfunctional. Wish I could side with the OP, but there's just not enough information about the people involved or the situation.

"I Feel Rejected": Dad Reveals 18YO Is Mom's Affair Child And Won't Get College Funds, He’s Aghast

Poor OP! None of this is hs fault. That was a d!ck move on his dad's part, to tell OP he was an affair child like that. Absolutely *somebody* should have told him way before this. Glad the people on reddit helped him out re: how to do stuff.

"I Feel Rejected": Dad Reveals 18YO Is Mom's Affair Child And Won't Get College Funds, He’s Aghast

Dad is such an AH. He raised OP, OP is his son. Lashing out to hurt his own kid just because he's made at past relationship trouble is beyond d**k move.

Teen Leaves Home When Dad Won’t Believe What His New Girlfriend Said

I hope your dad's d**k falls off, but not before he gives his new gf genital warts

RideAndShoot reply

I used my kid’s bathroom because my wife was in ours. The toilet paper was on the roll backwards. I asked them which kid did it, they responded it didn’t really matter which way it’s on the roll. I recoiled in horror.

ronburgandy123 reply

Every time my son is in his high chair and he gets cookies or candy, or really anything as a “treat” he will not eat it and throw it. proceeds to eat veggies, absolute monster.

CaptFatz reply

Love is a choice, not an emotion. I choose to love my wife through good and bad.

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Lyoness • commented on 7 posts 1 month ago

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

Comparing people who justify SA with "culture" to people who just want acknowledgement that they exist is a hell of an argument to make.

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

And it only took 6 comments before the transphobes turned up.

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

Comparing people who justify SA with "culture" to people who just want acknowledgement that they exist is a hell of an argument to make.

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

And it only took 6 comments before the transphobes turned up.

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

Seconded.

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

Check out ohchr.org (United Nations Human rights), hrw.org (Human Rights Watch). wola.org (Advocacy for Human Rights in the Americas), transequality.org for more rights issues, or just read the proposed EHRC (Equality and Human Rights Commission) new guidelines for companies and public bodies, fully expected to breach the European Convention on Human Rights. Edit to correct web address.

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

How about being denied the right to have their correct gender on government identification? Or to serve in the military? Executive orders in the US have been issued to only recognize two genders and ban trans and non-binary individuals from joining the armed forces. There are also currently 588 proposed anti-LGBTQIA+ bills in the US, 34 focused solely on blocking trans people from having their accurate gender on IDs and public documents. Or how about lacking the right to protection based on gender? In the English speaking Caribbean not a single country recognizes trans people's right to protection. In Argentina the government has dismantled the Ministry of Women, Gender and Diversity and passed a decree stating that housing of trans people in prison will be based only on gender assigned at birth, denying trans inmates to access to gender affirming care. All this from a 1 minute Google search. Do I need to go on?

Man Tries To Undo Daughter's Disability-Friendly Home Renovations, Gets Caught Red-Handed

No idea why you were down voted for a perfectly reasonable alternative POV. Here's an upvote to being you back to neutral.

Man Tries To Undo Daughter's Disability-Friendly Home Renovations, Gets Caught Red-Handed

I hope you're right and he's just a jerk. I also hope OP follows through and they get their Dad a checkup. This is exactly how my parent's dementia started. They're manipulative AF and it was awful trying to figure out what was a lie and what was confusion. It was more than a year before we figured out their mind was going and that includes the people who saw him every day. Narcissists are great at hiding the truth and if their Dad is confused he won't want to admit to that "weakness" (that's what my parent calls it). Fingers crossed OP's dad is just an a$$.

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Lyoness • upvoted 12 items 1 month ago

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

She spends her life and money fueling hate when she could so much good.

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/s*x-redefined-the-idea-of-2-sexes-is-overly-simplistic1/

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

She spends her life and money fueling hate when she could so much good.

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/s*x-redefined-the-idea-of-2-sexes-is-overly-simplistic1/

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

As a cis woman nobody speaks for me except myself and i stand with my trans siblings.

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

Your dismissing an article because of a grammatical error? Grow up.

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

Primary definition does not mean the overruling one, just the more common interpretation. Identifying as a woman is as nebulous as identifying as a man. You have no problem with me identifying as a man even though I cannot define it in any tangible way. You are the male s*x because of your biology, you could still be a woman by gender, and if in need of refuge, they should have it. You cannot support your claim to be a man outside of physicality. Also, genitals are not always proof of biological s*x. Not 100% of the time.

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

I identify as a man. Do I know what being a man feels like? No. I only know what I feel like. And how that relates to others who feel like men. Transgender women identify as women. Do they know what being a woman feels like? No. They only know what they feel like. And how that relates to others who feel like women. Who we are and how we identify is based on our feelings, our understanding, and our shared experiences.

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

And I never said you said I was a bad person. I also never suggested I was a victim, of anything. But I suppose you need to twist my words and blah blah blah...either way, you bore the f out of me.

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

You really think there are people out there who would go to the extreme lengths of switching genders, medically and socially, just to win more at sports?

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

I guess UKGrandma was tired of hearing UKGrandad drone on & on. Your grandkids just teach you about BoredPanda?

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

So if I don't agree with N**i's, that doesn't make them a bad human? If your belief means you are trying to take away another human being's rights, it does make you a bad human.

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

If someone says I am a bad person for thinking all people deserve human rights then they are wrong and I am content with that. If you think I'm a bad person for calling out bad people then I am more than content with that, I invite it.

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

I agree on the statement about facts, the problem is your "facts". It is unfortunate for you that you are living by the ideology and you will not accept that your ideas are outdated and wrong.

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Lyoness • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, If There Was One Memory You Could Erase, What Would It Be? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Grammatical Errors Drive You Crazy? (Closed)

Lyoness • submitted 3 new posts 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Was The Final Straw That Made You Go No Contact? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Gift You Ever Got On Valentine's Day? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Was The Final Straw That Made You Go NC? (Closed)

Lyoness • submitted a list addition 4 months ago

“I Will Judge You”: 37 Things Our Community Admits They Silently Judge Others For

Lyoness • submitted 3 list additions 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Go-To Insult For Any Situation? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Best Thing That’s Ever Happened To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Do You Do When Your Partner Is Upset With You? (Closed)

Lyoness • submitted a list addition 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, Should I Call The Humane Society To Help The Cat That's Been Living Under My House? (Closed)

Lyoness • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

“I Just Want My Wife Back”: 23 Wild Secrets People Kept From Their Loved Ones

Lyoness • submitted 14 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, If There Was One Memory You Could Erase, What Would It Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Worst Memory?

Hey Pandas, What's The Darkest Funny Joke You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If I Went Through Your Cabinets, What Is The Weirdest Thing I'd Find?

Hey Pandas, Recommend A Film You Love

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Just Recently Realized? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Or Scariest Thing You Experienced In School?

Hey Pandas, Give An Alternate Ending For A Novel You Read

Hey Pandas, Whats A Song That Makes You Feel Deeply Sad, Like You're About To Cry?

Hey Pandas, Name Your Favorite K-Pop Band

Hey Pandas, What’re Some Things That Don’t Make Sense You But Somehow Make Sense To Others?

Hey Pandas, Share The Hardest Thing You've Gone Through In Your Life (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Non-Fiction Book? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Weirdest Dream Or Nightmare?

Lyoness • commented on 6 posts 1 week ago

60 Interesting Facts That Are Better Than Watching The News

My favorite part was the dad immediately telling psycho mom to GTFO of their home.

60 Interesting Facts That Are Better Than Watching The News

You win the Internet today.

Parents Share The Moments They Realized Their Kids Might Be Horrible People (35 Posts)

I just spit out my coffee. Thanks for that.

Parents Share The Moments They Realized Their Kids Might Be Horrible People (35 Posts)

Why are a 23 and 26 year old still living at home?

Parents Share The Moments They Realized Their Kids Might Be Horrible People (35 Posts)

I'd love to know what the consequences were.

Parents Share The Moments They Realized Their Kids Might Be Horrible People (35 Posts)

Psychopath, not sociopath, and research shows it's often genetic.

Lyoness • commented on 14 posts 1 month ago

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

Comparing people who justify SA with "culture" to people who just want acknowledgement that they exist is a hell of an argument to make.

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

And it only took 6 comments before the transphobes turned up.

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

Seconded.

23 Stars Who Lost All Their Fans In Record Time

Man Tries To Undo Daughter's Disability-Friendly Home Renovations, Gets Caught Red-Handed

No idea why you were down voted for a perfectly reasonable alternative POV. Here's an upvote to being you back to neutral.

Man Tries To Undo Daughter's Disability-Friendly Home Renovations, Gets Caught Red-Handed

“Giant Warning Sign”: 50 Men Reveal The Devastating Moments They Caught Their Women Cheating

Could be the new person has introduced them to something they wouldn't normally listen to. My cheating ex suddenly started listening to the Backstreet Boys despite being a hard core metalhead. It's not always a sign but definitely can be.

“Giant Warning Sign”: 50 Men Reveal The Devastating Moments They Caught Their Women Cheating

I wonder if the relatives knew and that's why the relationship with them suffered?

“Giant Warning Sign”: 50 Men Reveal The Devastating Moments They Caught Their Women Cheating

I think the sign is the change. If she'd previously been a white cotton briefs and sports bra kinda gal and suddenly starts wearing Victoria's Secret matching sets you only ever see in the wash, that's definitely suspicious.

“Giant Warning Sign”: 50 Men Reveal The Devastating Moments They Caught Their Women Cheating

Respectfully disagree. I love mine because 1. People don't try to "share" what I'm watching on the subway anymore and 2. Even if my screen comes on in the middle of the night, unless I'm looking at the phone straight on, the light doesn't wake me up.

Hotel Spa With “No Kids” Rule Leaves Entitled Mom In Tears After Her 5YO And 9YO Are Turned Away

This is the kind of person who tries to force people to give up their seats on an airplane and walks into a restaurant 5 minutes before closing and expects to be seated. I can just hear her saying "But-we'll-be-quick-I-promise-my-kids-are-so-hunnnnngrrrry!" Having children doesn't entitle you to exceptions and I say that as a parent.

44 Real And Sobering Confessions From People Who Destroyed Someone Else’s Life

Aw, poor you, you developed a conscience.

44 Real And Sobering Confessions From People Who Destroyed Someone Else’s Life

What an absolute POS. I was that bullied kid in high school and still deal with the c**p it brought up.

Lyoness • upvoted 20 items 1 week ago

CaptFatz reply

Love is a choice, not an emotion. I choose to love my wife through good and bad.

People Predict Divorce For This Husband Who Asks Wife To Change Her Intimacy Boundaries

Isn't it amazing how many problems can be solved by just talking openly to one another? It's almost as though that's the reason language was invented for in the first place...

People Predict Divorce For This Husband Who Asks Wife To Change Her Intimacy Boundaries

Here's another 'the divorce came out of nowhere' guy, waiting to happen.

People Predict Divorce For This Husband Who Asks Wife To Change Her Intimacy Boundaries

So he settled when he thought he had no other options and now that he thinks he has the wife is supposed to accomodate them? Yeah lol.

People Predict Divorce For This Husband Who Asks Wife To Change Her Intimacy Boundaries

His feelings are understandable, but his retroactive jealousy is as futile as it is harmful. It’s not his wife’s fault that she had wisely played the field before settling down. He should have thought of “sowing the seeds” before he married the first woman he had s*x with. His sister’s advice is dumb, but she has a point that “what if” scenarios are going to eat him up. It could get worse and worse. People very rarely stay forever with their first sexual partner precisely for that reason, sooner or later they begin to get curious about how it feels with other people. I’ve seen so many cases of seemingly inexplicable cheating and deceptively sudden divorces, all because people were repressing those feelings, were ashamed to admit they wanted to sleep with more people. Sexual dissatisfaction doesn’t just melt away, it mounts up and then it explodes in ugly ways. Unless he finds a way to overcome this feeling without cheating, he should probably get a divorce.

People Predict Divorce For This Husband Who Asks Wife To Change Her Intimacy Boundaries

This guy seriously needs to read between the lines his wife is throwing down: she’s not initiating because she doesn’t think he finds her attractive anymore. She’s had two kids. I don’t care who you are, that takes a toll on the body! But he doesn't’ even seem to be in tune enough with her to understand that. Why do I have a feeling the next step for him is to ask for a t*******e, or to open up the marriage?

People Predict Divorce For This Husband Who Asks Wife To Change Her Intimacy Boundaries

Mentioning the library women to his wife was a major a*****e move imo

60 Interesting Facts That Are Better Than Watching The News

This is not a feel good story.

60 Interesting Facts That Are Better Than Watching The News

They could have given the kid $7711. Just sayin'.

60 Interesting Facts That Are Better Than Watching The News

Well, that $7,111 might cover his textbooks the first semester.

Parents Share The Moments They Realized Their Kids Might Be Horrible People (35 Posts)

Normalise the expression 'put a donut on it' to describe awkward attempts to hide s**t situations.

Parents Share The Moments They Realized Their Kids Might Be Horrible People (35 Posts)

Five hours? After five minutes I would have given her something to scream about.

ronburgandy123 reply

Every time my son is in his high chair and he gets cookies or candy, or really anything as a “treat” he will not eat it and throw it. proceeds to eat veggies, absolute monster.