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Honeybadger • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

50 Incidents Where People Did Precisely What They Were Told, And The Results Were Hilarious (New Pics)

You think you're American? Have you not bothered finding out?

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Honeybadger • upvoted 14 items 1 month ago

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

"She looks eighteen" is the motto of Epstein's island

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

The more brutal the regime, the more brutal ending for its leader.

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

"She looks eighteen" is the motto of Epstein's island

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

The more brutal the regime, the more brutal ending for its leader.

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

War is a crime, so the entire concept of 'war crimes' is absurd to me.

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

Too soon.

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

In the US today, it would be illegal for most of these to drink beer.

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

It's world freedom day, the anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall and, sadly, the anniversary of Kristalnacht.

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

I'm not even British, but I see the point when people would prefer Starmer be replaced by a potted turnip.

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

Imagine all the squabbling that would have gone on about the order of the stripes

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

Mate, it's still taking a long time to reach some people apparently ....

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

Every year I wonder if we celebrate the fact he was caught, or the fact that he tried in the first place...

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

The lights maybe on but no one is at home.

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50 Times People Found Gems On Wikipedia That Were Too Funny Not To Share (New Pics)

I feel like BP might have hired Microsoft's censors.

50 Times People Found Gems On Wikipedia That Were Too Funny Not To Share (New Pics)

Often leading those people to quietly quit when they cotton on...

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Honeybadger • upvoted 16 items 2 months ago

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

Also love that maga will accept a white African as a favorite son, but a Black man born in Hawaii can't possibly a citizen! I can respect conservative points of view (usually); I just can't handle the hypocrisy. SMH.

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

I love this one! FFS the USA doesn't even predate indoor plumbing.

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

I love this one! FFS the USA doesn't even predate indoor plumbing.

“Funny Reviews”: 60 Times People Decided To Be Comedians While Leaving Reviews

Yeah, p**s off Keith!

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

Thank you for translating it into proper temperatures. ;)

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

-40? Well, for me it would depend on whether that was Celsius or Fahrenheit.

60 Laugh-Out-Loud Fails From People Who Followed Instructions A Bit Too Hard

Stapler didn't work boss.

60 Laugh-Out-Loud Fails From People Who Followed Instructions A Bit Too Hard

I'm convinced that some workers do this on purpose, just to fùçķ with people who like things to be neatly ordered.

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

That's a rare model, the Mercedes Canute

Snap

60 Laugh-Out-Loud Fails From People Who Followed Instructions A Bit Too Hard

That's some Final Destination sh!t right there!

60 Laugh-Out-Loud Fails From People Who Followed Instructions A Bit Too Hard

I think they had a stroke while typing that.

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

+7°C...! Would not park on lakes even if -40..

60 Laugh-Out-Loud Fails From People Who Followed Instructions A Bit Too Hard

Electrical lines should be underground. Then trees dont have to be mutilated.

50 Incidents Where People Did Precisely What They Were Told, And The Results Were Hilarious (New Pics)

Could also be a Nintendo Lite

50 Incidents Where People Did Precisely What They Were Told, And The Results Were Hilarious (New Pics)

Grey sweatpants at home: Okay. Outside: Nope.

50 Incidents Where People Did Precisely What They Were Told, And The Results Were Hilarious (New Pics)

Given the way many human shoppers behave, I think they are correct to exclude them

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Honeybadger • upvoted an item 3 months ago

An Amateur Pilot At Best

Honeybadger • upvoted 6 items 5 months ago

50 Funny Memes If You Like All Kinds Of Science

We have a small p***s problem in America.

50 Funny Memes If You Like All Kinds Of Science

Bananas, of course.

50 Funny Memes If You Like All Kinds Of Science

We have a small p***s problem in America.

50 Funny Memes If You Like All Kinds Of Science

Bananas, of course.

50 Funny Memes If You Like All Kinds Of Science

I'm not looking at this from quite the right angle.

50 Funny Memes If You Like All Kinds Of Science

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me a dozen times...."

50 Funny Memes If You Like All Kinds Of Science

That's just taking the pith

50 Funny Memes If You Like All Kinds Of Science

Tree: don't drag me into this. I'm showing Sherlock how to photosynthesise.

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Honeybadger • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

Standard in the West Country

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

You convicts still call us pommies!

50 Incidents Where People Did Precisely What They Were Told, And The Results Were Hilarious (New Pics)

You think you're American? Have you not bothered finding out?

Honeybadger • commented on 2 posts 7 months ago

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

Go away or I will insult you a second time!

50 Times People Captured Something Unexplainable In A Picture

You killed my father, prepare to die!

Honeybadger • commented on a post 8 months ago

50 Fascinating Discoveries That Bring The Ancient World Back To Life, As Seen On This FB Page

And Chester

Honeybadger • commented on 14 posts 1 year ago

50 Funny Memes That Show Why Country Living Isn’t As Peaceful As You Think

Thanks. My PTSD (Post Traumatic Swan Distress) has returned 50 years on!

50 Delightfully Random Photos To Make Your Day A Little Brighter

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“Should We Just Drop Out?”: 35 Memes That Perfectly Sum Up The ‘Medical Way’

Or your proctologist!

50 Curiosity-Inducing Historical Photographs (Best Of All Time)

Officer's dress

50 Curiosity-Inducing Historical Photographs (Best Of All Time)

Book him Danno

50 Curiosity-Inducing Historical Photographs (Best Of All Time)

Absolutely heartbreaking

50 Curiosity-Inducing Historical Photographs (Best Of All Time)

Relatively impressive

50 Curiosity-Inducing Historical Photographs (Best Of All Time)

Notice how all the colour in the photo is on the western side

50 Curiosity-Inducing Historical Photographs (Best Of All Time)

I suppose it was a government hoax then, too. 🙄

50 Curiosity-Inducing Historical Photographs (Best Of All Time)

Good boy

50 Curiosity-Inducing Historical Photographs (Best Of All Time)

1986 for Christ's sake! It was bad enough in Rosa Parks' day!!

FB Page “Gym Fail Nation” Is Dedicated To Faithful Gym Goers And They Shared These 30 Funny Memes

I'd rather just be pretty fat

FB Page “Gym Fail Nation” Is Dedicated To Faithful Gym Goers And They Shared These 30 Funny Memes

Prime conditioning

FB Page “Gym Fail Nation” Is Dedicated To Faithful Gym Goers And They Shared These 30 Funny Memes

I'll stay a Fatman, thanks.

Honeybadger • upvoted 20 items 1 month ago

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

The lights maybe on but no one is at home.

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

It's world freedom day, the anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall and, sadly, the anniversary of Kristalnacht.

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

Imagine all the squabbling that would have gone on about the order of the stripes

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

Too soon.

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

Mate, it's still taking a long time to reach some people apparently ....

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

The more brutal the regime, the more brutal ending for its leader.

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

War is a crime, so the entire concept of 'war crimes' is absurd to me.

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

I'm not even British, but I see the point when people would prefer Starmer be replaced by a potted turnip.

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

Every year I wonder if we celebrate the fact he was caught, or the fact that he tried in the first place...

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

"She looks eighteen" is the motto of Epstein's island

47 Funny Memes About The Past That Offer Real Lessons

In the US today, it would be illegal for most of these to drink beer.

Best Prisons In The World

50 Times People Found Gems On Wikipedia That Were Too Funny Not To Share (New Pics)

Often leading those people to quietly quit when they cotton on...

50 Times People Found Gems On Wikipedia That Were Too Funny Not To Share (New Pics)

I feel like BP might have hired Microsoft's censors.

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

-40? Well, for me it would depend on whether that was Celsius or Fahrenheit.

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

Thank you for translating it into proper temperatures. ;)

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

+7°C...! Would not park on lakes even if -40..

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

That's a rare model, the Mercedes Canute

60 Laugh-Out-Loud Fails From People Who Followed Instructions A Bit Too Hard

Electrical lines should be underground. Then trees dont have to be mutilated.

60 Laugh-Out-Loud Fails From People Who Followed Instructions A Bit Too Hard

That's some Final Destination sh!t right there!

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